Horror Movies and Heavy Metal: A Review of “Trick Or Treat”

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High school is a hellish time for just about everyone. We’ve all had to deal with bad grades, homework, unrequited love, bullies, and the killer ghosts of satanic heavy metal icons. What, you didn’t have to deal with that last one?

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I always cringe when I hear someone say that high school was the best time of their life. Really? Was it the delicious school lunches of cardboard and ketchup pizza? Was it being forced to sit through useless class after useless class being taught by someone who stopped caring 5 years before you were born? Those people peaked early. They’re the same goofs that wear their Varsity jackets and add current high schools on Facebook. More often than not, those people were also bullies. The point is, high school is no fun which is why it’s the basis for many horror movies. Just off the top of my head, I can think of Horror High, Carrie, The Craft, and Prom Night all revolving around high school. All three also involve revenge on bullies. Sounds like a theme, huh?

Trick or Treat is a 1986 supernatural horror movie starring Marc Price (Family Ties, The Rescue) as high-schooler Eddie Weinbauer. Eddie is an outcast in school and is consistently being tortured by bully Tim Hainey (Doug Savant, Melrose Place, 24). His one escape is through his love of heavy metal. Eddie consistently writes to his hero, Sammi Curr (Tony Fields, Across the Moon, Santa Barbara) his favorite musician who also went to the same high school as Eddie. Sammi is killed in a mysterious fire leaving Eddie completely devastated. He visits his friend Nuke (Gene Simmons from KISS), a DJ at the local radio station. To help Eddie deal with his grief, Nuke gives him the demo record of Curr’s unreleased last album “Songs In The Key Of Death”. Nuke also informs Eddie that he plans to play the album at midnight on Halloween. While listening to the album, Eddie has a strange vision of a building on fire and Sammi sitting in what appears to be some sort of satanic ritual. He then hears that the record is skipping and that hidden lyrics seem to be directly addressing him. Eddie begins to follow the instructions from the record, taking revenge on Tim. Standing up to his bully, Eddie is filled with a new confidence and begins a friendship with popular girl Leslie (Lisa Orgolini, Born To Ride, Satlin). As time goes on, Eddie realizes that Sammi Curr is actually speaking to him from beyond the grave via the record. Sammi’s evil plans are soon revealed and before Eddie can stop him, an electrical surge reincarnates Sammi, complete with electric powers. Will Eddie and Leslie be able to stop Sammi before his music is broadcast for the entire world to hear?

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And what does his hand taste like?

On the surface, Trick Or Treat is a fun, if somewhat goofy horror movie. It initially hits on the misfit teenager being bullied and wanting revenge trope pretty well. Almost a little too well, in fact. Eddie’s humiliation and torture is so great that if you take out the movie’s camp and put in some ambient music, the first 20 minutes of the movie could be very depressing. Combine this with his airhead and mostly-absent mother, and this could easily be a movie about a school shooting in the right (or wrong) context. Of course, we can’t take out the camp because it really defines the rest of the movie. The special effects, though, are very cartoony. And when I say cartoony, I’m not being abstract. I mean they literally look like they are from a cartoon. The movie manages sprinkle in some legitimately funny humor, such as a student in a mascot costume being carried out of the school dance on a stretcher.

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Whoa! Too close!

The acting and directing are both fine. Tony Fields was a Solid Gold dancer prior to acting and he sure gets plenty of chances to show off his moves. All that was missing was the bucket of water from Flashdance. There are some fun and creative kills to keep the audience entertained. The story starts to wear thin, though, towards the end. We get the natural progression of a bullied Eddie wanting revenge only to have remorse at his actions. But at the end, Tim is still a bully, trying to force himself on Leslie and even hitting her. So does that mean Eddie was right all along with his quest for revenge? Seems like a bad lesson. Eddie isn’t written as the best hero. Towards the end of the movie, he’s constantly telling Leslie to “stay here” or “wait here”. In fact, it’s Leslie and Eddie’s friend Roger that show more bravery than Eddie does.

The movie does have a fair amount of plot holes that tends to take away from the viewing experience. Why is Sammi chasing after Eddie now that he’s reincarnated? Ultimately, what difference does it make? It’s not like he needs him anymore. And how are they going to explain all of these supernatural deaths? There’s a scene where a band is about to play at the high school dance and Sammi reaches through an amp, kills the singer, and takes his place to perform the concert. This is all done in front of a room full of people and no one cares! I can suspend disbelief, but come on. It also doesn’t help when a microphone is clearly in the shot. Oops.

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The mic is the least-awkward thing about this shot

Another bit of weirdness/creepiness revolves around a scene involving Tim’s girlfriend Gennie listening to a cassette copy of “Song In The Key Of Death”. Through the power of satanic magic (I guess) Sammi molests Gennie with a ghost-like animated hand. After disrobing, Gennie opens her eyes to see a giant green monster on top of her. What was the point of this scene? It was incredibly uncomfortable and wholly unnecessary. It didn’t add to the story and made the movie far darker than intended. On top of that, where did this monster version of Sammi come from and why didn’t we ever see it again? It was just so very strange and didn’t make much sense.

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It’s nice to see Gene Simmons pull double duty.

When most movies try to address heavy metal, we get some sort of ham-fisted reference to a band or album, and nothing more. See the “No way! I love Pantera too!” conversation from Mighty Ducks 3 for an example. I’ll give Trick or Treat a lot of credit though because there is enough in this movie to make any metal fan happy. We have references to Judas Priest, Megadeth, Exciter, Lizzy Borden, Dee Snider, Anthrax, and Impaler. There is also a reference to the PMRC Senate hearings made famous by the spat between Dee Snider and Tipper Gore. Clearly, someone knew what they were doing when putting this together. Of course, the movie’s underlying message does seem to say that heavy metal is evil, so it’s really a toss-up if Trick or Treat is pro or anti-metal. Music for the movie is provided by Fastway, featuring “Fast” Eddie Clark, formerly of Motorhead and Pete Way, formerly of UFO.

The movie also has cameos by KISS’s Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne as an anti-heavy metal evangelist Reverend Aaron Gilstrom. Despite what some posters and DVD covers might suggest, both rockers do not star in this movie. They just make brief, but fun cameos. Ozzy’s natural stammering makes his character seem more natural and believable. Just think of how many times you say “um” and “uh” in your daily life and then watch a movie. Doesn’t happen too often. Excluding Jeff Goldblum, of course.

Ultimately, Trick or Treat is a fun, if flawed, horror movie. It’s entertaining enough with some good action and subtle humor. It’s cheesy, but fun cheesy.I appreciated that the movie actually put effort into establishing that Eddie loved heavy metal. I also liked that Sammi once referred to Eddie as “false metal”. Apparently, Eddie was reincarnated as a Youtube commenter today.

Trick Or Treat is available in it’s entirety on Youtube.

 

For the month of October, I will be watching and reviewing heavy metal-related horror movies. If you have any suggestions or requests, please leave a comment below or email me at 365daysofhorror@gmail.com

If you enjoyed this review, please check out 365daysofhorrormovies.blogspot.com. I watched and reviewed 1 horror movie every day for an entire year.

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  • Death

    High scool was a good time for me. I was never bullied there. Maybe it’s because of different cultures, I don’t know.

    • Howard Dean

      Frankly, high school got boring the moment I ran out of people to bully. They all kept staying home, quitting school, or killing themselves. Weak! I even started bullying the teachers. I got one teacher to quit his job, and fought another one in the parking lot one day. I’m thinking about taking classes at the local university, just so I can start bullying people again.*

      *Absolutely none of the above is true. Or trve.

      • Used to call me Joe Lockerfill back in the day.
        /takes a long, sentimental drag on a cigarette
        //punches a child in the neck

        • Stockhausen

          This is pure gold. I’ve always said you had a way with words, and with children’s necks.

      • Tyree

        Shut up Mellencvnt!

        • Howard Dean

          It’s ok, I had to wrestle my computer out of his hands, but Mellencvnt is no longer in charge of my account. I sent his ass back to the small town in which he was born.

          • Tyree

            That ugly mother fucker! Tell him he can suck on my chili dog outside the tastee freeze.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            I really want to hire a pro wrestler to go attack John Mellencamp and do whatever their finishing move is on him until he apologizes to Tyree personally.

      • Virgil the Ghost Poet

        You’re a politician. Its all true.

      • shit son, wish you could have been there to bully my hot-ass geometry teacher into offering me “extra credit”

        • Janitor Jim Dvggan

          You had a hot geometry teacher too? I had one who was in her mid 20’s who was smoking hot. She loved me but she was indifferent to most of the people in that class.

          • times have surely changed: I was 15, pasty, skinny and nerdy. and she was at least 45. a gorgeous 45 year old, Hispanic lady…short, great rack, and I was the ONLY person who understood proofs. thought we had a connection there. to be young again…

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            The one I had was short yet had an amazing body and a pretty face. Most of the guys in that class wanted her which included me at the time. I stopped feeling that way after someone came into my life who was far more beautiful.

    • Virgil the Ghost Poet

      Who will bully the Grim Reaper?

    • Xan

      I went to a Christian high school so I was never bullied. I got to laugh at the hypocrisy of people who claimed to worship an all-loving God but then turn around and start talking about people behind their back. Talk the talk and walk the walk or get fucked with a cactus.

      • Death

        I was bullied by Christians back in grades 6-9 because I became an atheist.

  • Tyree

    These posts are fucking awesome! Gots to re-watch this one, it has been years.

    The original Carrie is one of my favorite high school themed horror movies. Sooo terrifying!

    • JWG

      The (most recent) remake wasn’t as terrible as I’d been warned it would be; but it’s also a major stretch to see Chloe Moretz as a homely social outcast.

      • Tyree

        I’m just going to have to give in and watch the remake. I heard it was not terrible. I just don’t see any one else playing Carrie other then Sissy Spacek.

        • JWG

          Julianne Moore does some serious scenery-chewing (in a completely non-cheesy / believably unhinged sense) as Carrie’s mother. That alone was worth the rental, for me…

          • Tyree

            Yeah, I’d image Julianne Moore dose a good job.

          • god damn, she’s chewing scenes one minute and acting beautifully the next! (i’m thinking about The Kids Are Allright, and as a bonus you get to see her bare bum!)

          • THEREALCONAN 6000 + COMMENTS

            she is quite attractive for a woman getting up there in years.

          • Tyree

            Boogie Nights!

          • pïgchop™

            Indeed. She nailed the role and even added to it in a very good/disturbing way. Overall (though) I was not all that impressed with the film as a whole.

        • Stockhausen

          I’ll be honest, I liked it.

      • THEREALCONAN 6000 + COMMENTS

        she is not stunningly beautiful either which works in her favor, like the other actress juno temple who has been in a lot of great stuff, she is very cute but not traditionally knockout beautiful. She is 25 , from england, and has been convincingly playing 15 year old characters from the southern US. Amazing actress, maybe the best i have ever seen.

  • YourLogicIsFlushed

    Is that title image the non-parental advisory Slipknot album cover?

    • Stockhausen

      Hahahahaha.

    • fuck, that should be featured comment!

    • CyberneticOrganism

      A WINNER IS YOU

  • Howard Dean

    I just had a moment of weakness and went on a tear buying CDs. I know I shouldn’t but it happened. It is time to stop now. But to quote the Cougar, it hurts so gooood!

    • To quote the Cougar, “Hey! Don’t you dare steal anything, you ugly motherfucker! I’ll kick your ass!”

      • Tyree

        I’m going to have to make a graphic for this. Lol

        • Howard Dean

          Yes. Yes, you will. Because it’s fucking awesome and hilarious. John Mellencamp is a punk.

          • I like the idea of Johnny Cougar Thunder Falcon Birdencamp being the site punching bag.

          • Stockhausen

            That will be a new thing now, and I can’t wait.

          • W.

            I like your Futurama reference, you sly dog.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            Can somebody pay someone like Brock Lesnar to teach John Mellencamp a lesson? Lesnar has done MMA and I would love to see him give Mellencamp an F5.

          • PrincePoopyPanties

            Or we can pay New Jack to give JCM a visit. Don’t forget his magic shopping cart when he does!

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            That would be a great idea. He could throw Mellencamp and himself off a balcony as that is a common thing for him. Throw in Abdullah The Butcher stabbing him in the head with a fork as he does to every wrestler he wrestles as well as Sid Vicious with scissors and a squeegee and you’ve got a perfect squad to humiliate Mellencamp.

      • Virgil the Ghost Poet

        What are you talking about? I read that on another post earlier today and I am totally lost.

        • Cheez rock legend John Cougar Mellancamp once called Tyree ugly and threatened to kick his ass if he stole anything from him. I can’t stop laughing every time I think about it.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            What? Tyree gets his gfs stolen by Deafheaven and Mellincamp is going to kick his ass? Can I hear the back story?

          • W.

            Tyree has a hard life. Why do you think he grinds so much?

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Have’nt we all. Grind is life!

          • W.

            Lately I’ve found myself just sort of shouting “GRIND!” randomly in a gravely voice similar to the Grinders from GoW.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            I fucken love it here. I need to read all the post. I’m just some lame hillbilly who has no idea was is going on most of the time. Haha!

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Thanks Jimmy, you the man!

          • Gurp

            Ignorance is blist.

          • Gurp

            GRIINNND.
            (those guys had the best guns)

          • Tyree

            Virgil, the story is in the comment section. http://www.toiletovhell.com/music-as-a-system-building-rapport/

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            I did not read post. Thank you. That’s some rude shit right there. I never did like his music. Fuck that guy.

          • Tyree

            Our good pal Deputy Dipshit gave him the name “Mellencvnt”.

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan

        He won’t be kicking asses after getting driven into the ground via the wrestling move the Tiger Driver. Here’s a photo of him in the middle of being driven into the ground by Ahmed Johnson via that move.

    • Virgil the Ghost Poet

      I have moments like that.

      • Howard Dean

        I’ve had too many recently. But it’s just too damn exciting.

        • Virgil the Ghost Poet

          It really is. Especially when you find that rare CD you been looking for. Its great to talk to people that do that too.

          • Howard Dean

            It’s such a rush. Byah!

    • Xan

      I’ve had to stop myself on a few occassions. Because I wasn’t even alive when old school death metal came around, I have a lot of stuff to add to my collection. I almost bought all the Immolation and Deicide albums a few months ago but realized I didn’t need to be spending that much on music. I just bought the first three from each band.

      • Howard Dean

        You need Immolation’s Close to a World Below, too. That’s their best album, and a death metal classic.

        • Xan

          It sits proudly on my shelf.

          • Howard Dean

            m/

      • Virgil the Ghost Poet

        Did you find anything that you liked from metropolis records?

        • Xan

          I found several bands I enjoyed (still haven’t checked most of the bands out because there are a fuck ton). I particularly enjoyed Scaremeister.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            I will have to check out Scaremeister. I’m glad you found some stuff you like.

  • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

    Fastway’s First should’ve been a lot more known. Maybe the second too. Way underrated.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      I gotta admit that their score from this movie kinda grows on you.

      • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

        I’ve never really listened to it without the movie. But I like their earlier stuff, which is heavier a good deal. It just always surprises me to think that they are really unknown, but included Fast Eddie from Motörhead, Pete Way feom UFO and Dave King later of Flogging Mollies. You’d think they’d have a cult following by now, but no.

  • crazytaco_12

    You’re totally right about the darkness in this film. It really is weird how fucking gnarly this movie gets at some points and after I watched it, even though it was goofy in a ton of ways, it definitely had a legitimate “ungh…” factor to it.

  • JWG

    I’ve bought a whole bunch of films lately, many of which have been forgotten gems of 80’s-and-earlier B-horror re-released to Blu Ray by the most excellent Scream Factory subsidiary (of Shout Factory, natch).

    Most recent SF gets:
    – Assault on Precinct 13
    – Final Exam
    – Evilspeak
    – Witchboard
    – Vincent Price Collection #1
    – Vincent Price Collection #2 (preordered for its release later this month)

    This almost doubles my Scream Factory collection. More than doubles if you count all the individual films in the Price collections.

    • W.

      is Assault on Precinct 13 a remake? I remember watching that movie a few years ago, but I don’t know if there’s an older version.

    • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

      Witchboard! Mostly gets swept away as silliness but the central friendship is affectingly drawn, the villain is reasonably creepy and there’s a funny ass Valley Girl psychic cameo

      Final Exam – Most hate this for the whole no gore and only deaths in the opening and final half hour thing. But taking these into account its solid, genuinely likeable lead girl and effective campus time capsule atmosphere. Then when people do start dropping its fairly suspensefully handled.

      I assume one of those Vincent Price collections includes Witchfinder General? Easily the best horror of the 1960’s. And if it has the Phibes films as well then you got easily the best camp horrors of their time too.

      • JWG

        the Vincent Price Collection #1 has
        – House of Usher
        – Pit & the Pendulum
        – Masque of the Red Death
        – Haunted Palace

        – Witchfinder General (sweet)
        – The Abominable Dr. Phibes (sweet)

        I can let you know what’s on Collection 2 once I receive it, but it’s likely on the Internet somewhere already (my guess: blu-ray dot com).

        You probably know this, but for other readers: I was just reading the afterword in one of my Lovecraft collections last night, and it mentions that Price’s “Haunted Palace” is actually an adaptation of HP’s “Case of Charles Dexter Ward”, and was only marketed with the title from Poe to capitalize on the other three.

        Side note: it’s a weird afterword that goes on at great length about all the literary and non-literary influences that Lovecraft had, but when it gets to music only mentions that one band called H.P. Lovecraft, as well as a much more obscure Canadian pop-punk band that parodies Lovecraftian titles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Darkest_of_the_Hillside_Thickets ). I suspect the Editor skipped a whole genre because he’s either a “serious scholar”, an old fart, just oblivious, or a combination of the three.

        • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

          Masque of the Red Death is sublime. Mixes Hop Frog into the title story, and a dose of The Seventh Seal as it would be in colour. Possibly my 2nd favourite 60’s horror.

          Last saw Pit & the Pendulum and The Haunted Palace when I was 13 (shit, more than half a lifetime away :() but I do remember both being solid 60’s Gothics. You’re in for some sweet times!

    • THEREALCONAN 6000 + COMMENTS

      That must have cost a small fortune. Worth every penny though.

  • W.

    Great post, 365. I’ve really enjoyed reading these.

  • JWG

    Total side note:

    Google Chrome has apparently decided to prevent me from even looking at The Blog Which Shall Not Be Named (the one with the same initials as Multiple Sclerosis): if I navigate to any of its pages, I get the “aw snap” error.

    …And it spreads to *every other tab* I have open on any other website.

    I suppose I should be thankful, though. It was a moment of weakness on my part.

    • Seems like those guys built their network of sites on some faulty-ass foundation. They tend to go down often.

      • JWG

        To be marginally fair to them, it’s still working in Firefox and Safari (iOS).

        I’d investigate if it’s okay in Internet Explorer – but only persons who have no other choice at work should use IE.

        • W.

          Also, you shouldn’t be wandering there. Tis bad for your health.

      • a material other than porcelain.

      • Xan

        I’ve honestly been impressed with how fast this site runs. The website who’s name starts with the same initials as multiple sclerosis was always the slowest website out of all the usual ones I visit. Good job, Papa Joe!

  • yeah fuck high school! college had its moments. but i like being an “adult” with no wife or kids. i do whatever i want!

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan

      I was popular in high school so I enjoyed it. I miss a lot of those people but I still keep in contact with my two friends I was close with that were women. I don’t really get to see them as one goes to Oswego and the other goes to Plattsburgh. I’m planning on seeing them when they’re on winter break.

      • Fuck high school people. None of them matter, ‘cept for the few that do. You’ll meet trve friends later on….
        /old man rant

        • Janitor Jim Dvggan

          I already have two people in my life that matter from that time. I’m very close with both of them and I consider one of them the closest thing I have to a sister. I don’t really remember how I met the other one but I know I met her in middle school and we are also close. I have had romantic feelings for both of them but I only have feelings for one of them now. I stopped having feelings for the other one as I realized that we would never work romatically and that it was best we remain friends. I’m unsure about the other one but I figure that if I can get relatively thinner I could win her over.

          • old man rant: if you think a change in body type will make a difference, you’re wrong. go to a gym, build that muscle mass. Conan would agree. you’ll meet new girls, not ones from the past. Or you could be like Death and not care about all things not Corgi.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            I have a theory that the difference between just friends and more than friends can be the way you look. I also feel that if I became more attractive women would like me romantically instead of friend wise. I have to lose weight before I can build up that muscle mass though.

          • THEREALCONAN 6000 + COMMENTS

            If it makes you feel better about yourself that’s the win right there, others notice that you are more confident. Diet and lift at the same time, lifting weights burns calories too. I find eating right is much harder than going to the gym. Thats just how it is for me and the food addiction i have.

          • Killigator

            What are you saying?? Your fat as shit ahahahah

          • Between The Buried & Smee
          • pïgchop™

            It was good when they first started out. I suppose there is is still an audience that cares.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kakUJARSOc#t

        • The Satan Ov Hell

          And dear lord, do the few that do, do matter. LET IT BE KNOWN, SATAN OV HELL WAS SAVED FROM THE HANDS OF SKINHEADS BY A DAMN DECENT WIGGER FROM HS

    • THEREALCONAN 6000 + COMMENTS

      yea, school was hell, if i was who i am today then i would be fine, be kicking ass left and right , punching teachers and the whole bit. Now nobody says shit to me except on these boards and there is nothing i can do about that either. It’s kind of like getting fucked over twice. I have the tools to damage people physically now but can’t use them unless i run into some old fuckers i hated from school but i never have. I have thought of looking them up time to time and making a late night visit, taking their wife and kids hostage…………..

    • THEREALCONAN 6000 + COMMENTS

      Starting a new school was the same as prison, the first day of recess outside you have to lay down the law, i realize that now, but i hadn’t watched OZ a hundred times in 1980. School is an urban jungle as dangerous as being a soldier in vietnam. You slip up and you are metaphorically dead for the rest of your run at that school.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Adulthood > High School

  • FeelTheDarkness

    I wish this would have been my high school

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKUHFI1dnKo

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    Great review man. However I do see “uncomfortable” as never “unnecessary” when it comes to horror, even light stuff like this.

  • THEREALCONAN 6000 + COMMENTS

    The hijacking of my account has left me in great anger but i will share a evil piece of soft porn – satanic – 70’s cinema – be prepared friends. Send the wife and kids to aunt maries and get a load of this. I don’t want to give away the highlight but it involves our most satanic of friends – the goat – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k68iZmDDHYs&index=60&list=WL

    • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

      Class film! Are you familiar with Satan’s Blood (1978)? Excellent Spanish sleaze horror that I reckon you’d appreciate for sure.

      • THEREALCONAN 6000 + COMMENTS

        yea, i bought in on dvd a few months ago, very sleazy, i watch it a lot, it makes a good double feature with the virgin witch. This black candles really pushes the envelope although satan’s blood is a better movie overall.

        • Pss-y

          Br00tal

    • Cock ov Steele

      Crom shall bestow his most loyal servant with the power of steel and the strength of 100 men. This agitator will know the meaning of trve wrath!

    • Xan

      Worry not, Lord Crom! We shall slay the cunting lifelover with Hyborian steel!

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan

      Who hacked your account? I hope they can handle getting fucked with a giant cactus because I will do that to whoever did it.

      • THEREALCONAN 6000 + COMMENTS

        impossible to say, i have been fighting with people all week, could of have been one person or multiple, don’t know. The only thing they can’t replicate is the number of comments i have made.

    • pïgchop™

      heh heh. At about 54:40, he must have thought she was a goat!

      • THEREALCONAN 6000 + COMMENTS

        i have to get this movie on blu ray. With commentary from the actress who did this scene i hope.

  • The Satan Ov Hell

    If no one minds me going off-topic. Just want to say. I finished my ambient album.

    • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

      Is it cromulent?

      • The Satan Ov Hell

        Haha! If only; I am incapable of making something of such epic proportions

        • pïgchop™

          Your lack of faith is disturbing.

    • Xan

      I can’t wait to listen to it!

      • The Satan Ov Hell

        Do tell me what you think!

        • Xan

          I’ve bumped it up my queue so that I shall listen to it during my free time on Monday.

          • The Satan Ov Hell

            One warning, the track “Calling” can get very very harsh

  • Xan

    FOR CROM!

    • THEREALCONAN 6000 + COMMENTS

      After a day of wading through the blood and gore of my enemies at FFB this is a welcome sight my honourary cimmerian friend.

  • Xan

    Outside of when I was 8, I’ve never been scared of slasher horror movies. The one’s that leave a lasting impression on me are typically ones that deal with more occult stuff and demons (Sinister is a great film in that genre). I’ve always prefered films that try and instil a true sense or horror rather than a collection of jump scares. One of the movies that still creeps me out is The Descent. It does a good job at building suspense and preys on several of my greatest fears (being trapped in a dark fucking cave with a gollum-esque creature that is really hawngry).

    • THEREALCONAN 6000 + COMMENTS

      The all sexy women cast is also a plus. The sequel was very good as well.

      • Xan

        It was a sequel that was almost as good as the first, a rare thing with movies.

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    911 truth =the true core
    freedom

    and usurping of tyranny—
    forever—-

    and the end of the msm
    ——
    watch this donkey castration video—-while listening to john cougar(full volume)–with the demilich video-3/4 volume–and the castration video 3/4 vol

    castration of a donkey
    http://youtu.be/NNNKTKJeCBs
    john cougar -small town
    http://youtu.be/0CVLVaBECuc
    demilich-adversary of emptiness
    http://youtu.be/A7WMeSehuI8

  • DR. FREUDSTEIN

    the doctor approves, and gives you a clean bill of health. Strange on a whole other level. Kind of an inside out suspiria.

  • CyberneticOrganism

    Excellent writeup, love this movie. It’s pure cheese, but a good cheese.

  • pïgchop™

    I have a feeling that Melvin had a rough go of ‘it’ during high school. AHHH, but his revenge as THE TOXIC AVENGER was sweeeeeet!
    http://www.toxicavenger.com
    Enjoy the movie! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2TGV0C6iVo

  • pïgchop™

    here is a happy little film called Stay Alive.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0sfJkUEq6E