Helpful Reminder: BUY A FUCKIN’ T-SHIRT

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There’s less than a week left to get an official Toilet ov Hell t-shirt and I KNOW your ass hasn’t bought one yet. Remedy that shit before time is up.

I know I’ve said this a million times, but it bears repeating: Toilet ov Hell makes no money. This is all a labor of love. I don’t want to to inundate this place with moronic ads or shitty branded content, so these shirts are a great way to show your support for this community and help it grow stronger. Proceeds from shirt sales will help me pay for web hosting, design work, and additional site improvements that will make this a better place to hang around.

Get the original TovH shirt here.

You'd look good as fuck in this.

Get the Fall 2015 TovH shirt here.

shirtz

 

Only six days left to get your very own shirt, so order now or forever pose (shirtless).

  • CyberneticOrganism

    *poses shirtless*
    *is fired*

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    I’d like to labor your love.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      King Shit of Flirt Mountain

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        Tee hee.

    • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

      You’re going into labor from his love?

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        I’m a complex beast.

        • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

          Has he at least had the decency to lotion up your pregnancy belly?

  • Maik Beninton™

    I ALREADY HAVE ONE.

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    Gon get the dog once I sort stuff out.

  • Oh man, 2 posts in a row with the F-bomb in the title. Toilet Ov Potty Mouth.

    http://i.giphy.com/vLq5FWMjfN47S.gif

  • Mvthvr Shvbvbv 8
    • Óðinn

      “MUTHERFUCKER! UH!”

      • Boss the Ross

        “YEAH!”

    • Dave Vincent’s Perm

      I used to listen to that song daily. Yes, I am shamed.

      • Herr Schmitty

        Don’t be, RATM is good shit!

  • JWEG

    Considering that my payday deposit appears at 3AM, it’s 14 hours before I can get a shirt, and just over 20 before I actually do **. And yet, I’m antsy and impatient.

    ** Nobody should be intentionally awake at 3AM on a Friday (unless they’re still awake after a successful Thursday night). Night shifts included. They were invented as a form of slow torture. Nothing more.

  • No, thanks. I go shirtless like these good maracucho gentleman filled with beer and fast food.

    http://elaragueno.com.ve/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/122-620×400.jpg

    • The dude to the right is totally Robert Kelly.

      • Is the maracucho version of Glenn Danzig singing “Mamá” instead of “Mother”.

  • Waynecro

    I’m going to look so cool in my TovH shirt. All the voices in my head will be so jealous and wish they were corporeal so they could rock the shirt too. Also, have you bros heard this shit?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADncLeWwfbg

    This album is so goddamned good.

    • Purchase shirts for the voices too. It will be worth every penny.

      • Waynecro

        We don’t have that kind of money!

        • Put those voices to work! Even imaginary phantasms needz to put up cash for that mortgage!

          • Waynecro

            They’re hardly what I would call employable. I mean, some of those guys are an HR nightmare. I do have them enter a lot of sweepstakes for me, though. At least a few of them spend all day every day on the Publishers’ Clearing House Website trying to win $5,000 a week for life.

          • TELL YOUR VOICES TO DO WHAT MY VOICES TELL THEM TO

          • Waynecro

            IF I HAD ANY CONTROL OVER THEM, I’D BE RICH RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF COVERED IN CIGARETTE BURNS AND RAZOR CUTS!

  • those shutterstock images ain’t cheap

    • True story: I’ve got a shutterstock account. I just think it’s funnier to use the crappy watermarked images.

      • I have an iStock account at work. I may or may not use them for my own personal design work at home. Shhhhhh.

        • I really hope no one looks through the download history at either of our jobs. “The fuck are there so many stock photos of nerds??”

          • Oh yeah! Lockers and what not.

          • When I sent you guys that big batch of stock photos, my boss noticed and was like “why are there so many downloaded images of toilets and toilet-related things?” I told him about the blog and he was just like “cool, just make sure we have enough credits left each month for actual work stuff”

        • Same hurr

      • never change! i love those

  • Scrimm

    Want but my hours at work just got chopped again. Gonna have to sit this one out 🙁

  • BEARD-SPLITTER

    “Design work” loljoe

    • Planning a site redesign and I certainly don’t have to skills to do it myself. Where do you think the new logo came from?

      • BEARD-SPLITTER

        I was rly just messin.

        You guys deserve er penny

      • RJA

        Where did the new logo come from? Pretty slick.

        • Lauren Gornik! The same artist that did the professional t-shirt design.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Whos doing the site redesign?

          • Currently looking and pricing it out.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            I wish i had the time and resources to offer. Just dont make it extravagant. Simple is better

          • just keep the little hairs on the floor

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            You nasty

          • Max

            But the design as always been fine as is / was! Easy to navigate, doesn’t take too long to load, bathroom tiles have been disinfected.

          • It’s OK right now for folks that know we exist and visit all the time. I want to keep that ease of use for you guys and add some functionality that makes it a better experience for first time/irregular readers.

          • Guacamole Jim

            The low loading time is a plus for me; I’m living in Link’s world of South American internet.

          • I told you this sucks.

  • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

    I just noticed that Joe’s avatar has been on a meth binge since I was last on here.

  • Boss the Ross

    Its going to be my new live show shirt. Can’t wait for all the people trying to figure out what band I’m supporting.

    • Boss the Ross

      Speaking of live shows. I’m going to see the almighty Clutch tonight!
      With Mastodon and Corrosion of Conformity! These next few hours need to hurry the hell up.

      • BEARD-SPLITTER

        Man, im jelly. Ive missed clutch at least twice

        • Boss the Ross

          Dang man, I’ll be sure to do a good headbanging session for you.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Id prefer you have a drink on me

          • Boss the Ross

            I was thinking i could just yell BEARD-SPLITTER! during Burning Beard.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Your sacrament will be noted

          • Count_Breznak

            ..

          • Boss the Ross

            Yes!

            Romanes eunt domus.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I will live the #RoxiLife in your honor this evening. ^_^

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Were gonna have that #chinawhite weekend

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Oh dang. That beats me.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Prepare for unsolicited disqus insults and speed/power metal

      • you’re like… GL #2 (which is a great thing!)

        • Boss the Ross

          Can i ask what comparisons you are making?

      • more beer

        King Diamond for me tonight.

        • Boss the Ross

          Graandmaaaa!*

          *in the greatest falsetto ever.

        • Boss the Ross

          With Exodus?

          Killer.

          • more beer

            Yes should be a fun show. You have a good show too CoC always kicks ass.

          • Boss the Ross

            They freaking killed man! CoC was solid, i wish they would’ve had a longer set though.

            Mastodon played Bladecatcher. Holy. Shit.

            And Clutch is the greatest band in the world so you know they kicked ass.

            I hope your King Diamond show was excellent!

          • more beer

            King Diamond killed it tonight.

  • BEARD-SPLITTER

    Ive got three more big ol pumpkins to carve before Sat. I took tomorrow off. Shall we have a competition?

    • Vote for Jeb

      I’d like to see what you toileters can do.

      • BEARD-SPLITTER

        Make a special sat post for it and we can send subs

  • Sadistikexekution

    I want a flushes toilet shirt.

    ** flushes toilet **

    • TovH has officially made it. <3

      • Sadistikexekution

        Where can I order?

  • BEARD-SPLITTER

    This album has beat out Kendrick and Death Grips this year, for me.
    http://youtu.be/3MpLpgGiR7o

    • BEARD-SPLITTER

      The new Jay Rock sucks dick

      So does the new Mac Miller

      • BEARD-SPLITTER

        Pumpkin #2

        • BEARD-SPLITTER

          Pumpkin contest entry (unfinished)
          #drunkin

      • Dagon

        New Mac Miller is whack as fuck. New Jay Rock was ok, but one of my favorite tracks of the year is in there. That posse cut is, on a scale of 1 to 10, boobs.

        • BEARD-SPLITTER

          I was rel disappointed with Jay Rock, Mac Miller has always been pretty lame

          • Dagon

            I was never into Miller myself.

  • Pagliacci is Kvlt

    Can we get a grey option on the lolbuttz shirt next time around? I’m a sweaty white-shirt-destroying beast.

    • This is the last time LOLBUTTZ will be sold. I’ll do something equally silly for next time. Grey is duly noted.

  • tigeraid

    I ordered it, GOD, get off my back!

    • Boss the Ross

      But the shirt is meant to go on your back…

  • When Joe says “Design work” he means listening to one power metal album for every line of CSS I modify here