Hellyeah – Human: A Video Breakdown

More human than Hellyeah.

When last we saw The Hellyeahs, the band was asking their fans to shell out $500 to go to their BBQ party. Apparently, watching Vinnie Paul eat his weight in kielbasa and ribs was just too good of an offer to pass up, because the band will be releasing their upcoming album UNDEN!ABLE (all caps and inexplicable exclamation point their emphasis, not mine) in just a few weeks. To celebrate this plague upon humanity, Hell And The Yeahs have put out a video for their new song “Human.” Grab a few burgers and some tater tots and crack open an ice cold Bud Lite Rita for this one.

0:07: Hey, I didn’t know Edsel Dope was in Hellyeah.
0:10: Welcome To Vinnie Paul’s newest strip club “Da Titty Shack.”
0:14: “Hi! I’m in the band too!”
0:18: Nice of Electric Wizard to let the band use their practice space.
0:24: If you want seizures, gimme a “Hell yeah!”
0:31: Fisheye shot provided by every shady landlord on Craigslist.
0:38: Yeah, that’s totally how people hold guitars.
0:44: It’s like a Hot Topic threw up on him.
0:50: Chad actually looked less ridiculous when he had giant blue chin tentacles.
0:54: I’m going to go out on a limb and say his gloves aren’t for weight lifting.
1:01: Guess their fundraiser didn’t have enough leftover to buy him sleeves.
1:08: In the right light, he kind of looks like Marilyn Manson… that’s not a compliment.
1:13: So is this video pro-human or anti-human?
1:18: Is it about Vinnie Paul’s desire to become a human?
1:22: You ever heard about getting “pillow face” after sleeping a certain way? She’s got “net butt.”
1:27: I hope whoever directed this video is getting paid in class credits at film school.
1:33: It’s worth pointing out Vinnie Paul’s insane facial hair.
1:39: Can’t tell if racist or…
1:46: I expected more from someone who wrote a song entitled “Poop Loser.”
1:48: Chuck never did make it to the second round of tryouts for the Blue Man Group.
1:55: The darkness in this video represents the lack of light. That’s heavy.
1:58: Cheap Cosplay Mystique.
2:05: Genericyeah.
2:11: This song would be perfect for a UFC match that no one cares about.
2:18: They would’ve been better off calling this song “Lizard People.”
2:27: Were they pressed for time and had to use whatever they filmed or did they think this was a good shot?
2:34: Guitarwangyeah.
2:39: Brazzers is taking things to strange, new places.
2:41: So did Vinnie Paul just smash his face into a panini press to get his beard to look like that?
2:49: Solono.
2:56: “Welcome to Da Titty Shack! Where da girlz all have black toof grins, amirite?!”
3:02: A little disappointed he’s not wearing a Hatchet Man necklace.
3:09: I feel the same way, Chad.
3:13: Blackface was a real nice touch, guys.
3:17: The lack of self-awareness shouldn’t be a shock considering their shirts (and plenty of Pantera merch) has the Confederate flag on it.
3:26: Kud. That’s it. That’s the joke.
3:33: I think we all learned a valuable lesson with this video: People should stop giving Hellyeah money.

Hellyeah’s new album UNDEN!ABLE will be released on June 3, 2016 via Eleven Seven Music.

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Published on: May 9, 2016

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  • Señor Jefe El Rosa

    How many people read “More Human than Hellyeah” in Rob Zombie’s voice?

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      The numbers are climbing. Well done 365, well done!

    • Well, I did!

      … BRO!!!

    • Benninho

      I read everything in Scooby Doo’s voice actually.

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        Fair enough! ah-hyu-hyuck.

      • Tiny little euro corgi! Haven’t seen you in forever.

        • Benninho

          I was out there hanging at MS every now and then. It’s not getting better over there as you can imagine.

          • I assume most of the commentariat still loudly asserts that everything is the fault of the Jews.

          • Benninho

            Pretty much.

          • Guppusmaximus

            Beyond TMZ levels of stupidity.


      • This isn’t a caaaar

        • bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbgunish

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Next up is Ricardo Babaghanoush, he makes Batman parody videos for people who risk unemployment by commenting online all day!

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Ha ha ha ha what losers!

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Nahnahnahnahnahnahnahnah I farted!

          • GL


          • Guppusmaximus


            3 strikes, you’re out!

          • more beer
          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            MORE BEER!!!!!

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        The lyrics are officially changed to me.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Whoa! My attention span would be gone.

    • more beer

      Damn I never knew people could bring farm animals to class.

      • Dubs

        Maybe it’s an ag class.

        • Rob M

          Or a cooking class

        • more beer

          But wouldn’t they have like stables and barns and things like that for the animals?

          • Dubs

            Yes, ideally, but this certainly isn’t the strangest thing that has ever been seen in a college class.

          • more beer

            True. I have know people much stranger than that sheep. Who attended college classes.

          • Dubs


          • My tutor was a professor of communication theory in the private college I worked for. And one time he was entering the class room when he found one boy standing in a table with pants down making a windmill with his penis in front of three girls that were laughing.


          • Dubs

            Taking your pants off in class is a time-honored tradition.

          • Well, all university has take their pants off in one time or another. But, I still can’t realize why the guy was windmilling his pipí if the girls were laughing.

          • was he listening to Amon Amarth?

          • It was probably something like this:


          • link it’s tough to dislike these, when they start out with some of the most attractive women i’ve ever seen. but then Venezuelan Jay-Z steps in and ruins it all :/

          • For the first time, those aren’t Venezuelans. I mean, they’re Dominican making repulsive music for the ignorant mass in Venezuela.

          • you’re right, they’re much too relaxed to be Venezuelan.

          • I’m sorry for ruining your day with that dreadful noise.

          • there was audio?

          • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            There was a song with the video? My hand must have slipped and hit the mute button while I was looking at the chochas! :-p

          • tbh fam, i find this song utterly unoffensive. its better than country rap, and the boatload of other shit i hear people playing on a day to day basis.

            at least this dude has hot girls in his video

          • more beer

            Upvote for hot girls!

          • pmuch

          • I CAR RUMBA!

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            mini-video breakdown
            0:00-0:10 – not bad nice beach Cassette?

          • CyberneticOrganism

            No, BAD Link. BAD.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            The guy with the long mustache = Venezuelan Rob Schneider

          • CyberneticOrganism

            RIP Pipí

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            WHAT?! I am laughing heartily.

          • These students right now are plain weird, man. They complain about insecurity and robberies, and you see them at night smoking weed in the front of the college with smartphones at hand. Weird people, not in a good way.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            There is much to be learned from him and his suave approach towards people.

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        Who knows? Might be him bringing his girlfriend to class over at Arkansas State University.

    • im almost willing to say this is a stuffed animal

  • Guacamole Jim

    Chad Grey is one of the ugliest people I’ve ever seen. That guy was waaaaay better when he wore the clown makeup.

  • I was waiting for this.


    ** AARGH! **


  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    Is it just me or is Hellyeah releasing a new album every three months?

    • Rob M

      It just seems like that on account of they’re awful

    • From Wikipedia:


      Main article: Hellyeah discography

      Hellyeah (2007)

      Stampede (2010)

      Band of Brothers (2012)

      Blood for Blood (2014)

      Unden!able (2016)

      I also encountered some funny things like this:

      “The summer of 2006 allowed the band to take the project seriously and
      record its first album. Recorded at Chasin’ Jason studio in Dimebag Darrell’s backyard, a self-titled album was completed in roughly one month”.

      • more beer

        That is too many releases from them. Make it stop!

        • I’ve pressed STOP on all electronic devices in my household and yet still–this band exists.

          Am I doing it wrong?

          • more beer

            You can not hold yourself responsible for this abomination.

      • The Tetrachord of Archytas

        It should read “completed roughly in one month”

    • They work in dog years.

  • Rob M

    I feel like breaking down a Hellyeah video is way more trouble than is probably worth

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      That is why we love 365.

      • Rob M

        Because hes a masochist?

        • He’s a zombie with honor. I truly respect all his contributions and his will to suffer watching all this crap.

        • I just like to make people laugh.

          • You’re the best zombie EVER! <3 I wuv u, please go spread your zombie viruses over my city anytime you want!!

          • more beer

            And you sir certainly suffer for your art.

          • Rob M

            Youre a braver man than me my zombie friend

          • Waynecro

            And you do a mighty fine job.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          Yes, he believes in nothing.

          • “We’re masochists, Lebowski…”

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Must be exhausting.

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      What 365’s video viewings probably look like (and consider that he probably has to backtrack through the videos multiple times, to compound the horror):


      • more beer

        No he told me he only has to watch the once.

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          He definitely has both a photographic memory then, and an superhuman ability to suppress horrifying imagery.

          • more beer

            He is quite talented.

  • more beer

    The only thing Undeniable is I will neither be listen to nor picking this album up.

    • the only thing Undeniable is that someone is going to tell me they listen to Hellyeah whenever i tell them i listen to metal

      • more beer

        Then they Undeniably will need to get choked out.

  • yuss, making “netbuttz” a thing. good stuff 365!
    now which is more badass: faux-cowboy Hellyeahs or faux-Asking Alexandria Hellyeahs? i’m torn.

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    Egads, “Poop Loser” sounds like a term straight out of a Donald Trump tweet.
    Haven’t clicked on the video and will most likely just stick with 365’s poetic analysis, but I have to wonder the position of Vinnie’s glue on beard in the video. Has it started moving it’s way back up towards his chin, or is almost completing it’s journey to his shoulders or nipples?

  • Óðinn


    • Eliza

      *original joke*

      • Óðinn

        I thought of it myself. 😉

        • Eliza

          Hehe, I would’ve never guessed!

  • Möthër Shäbübü

    Is it just me, or are dreads starting to slowly creeping back into metal? One of the doodz in DevilDriver’s latest promo pic had them too.

    • dreads are an abundant phenomena here in AVL. its real.

      • more beer

        Here too. It is not just the hippies either.

        • i mean, your hair is already dead cells. you want to add rotting bacteria to it, thats your business.

          sooner or later, someone is going to offer me a fermented dreadlock joint

          • more beer

            I hope no one ever offers either of us one of those.

          • ill smoke a fermented jesus cock blunt

          • more beer

            I have smoked lot of different things. But my one rule is that it has to be actual drugs.

          • who’s to say, man. who’s to say

          • more beer

            Just sayin.

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      I thought dreads in metal died with Shadows Fall.

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    In other news, Ozzy’s now officially missing after splitting up with Sauron. *cues dramatic 2016 death pool music*


    • more beer

      If you managed to escape from that wretched whore. Would you want to be found? Or would you just want to bang the chick who is half your age?

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        Nope, and yes! I’d imagine him being sober (which he says he is, but I highly doubt) and waking up to that is about like the horse head scene from The Godfather times a million. It’d be about like being hooked on meth for 10 years, sobering up and realizing what the fuck just happened.

  • I give it 4/5 douchelord cowboy hats

  • EsusMoose

    Sounds like every other hard rock song from the late 00’s

  • ProfoundHatred

    I can’t believe I stopped my continuous repeat of the new Vektor album to watch this.

  • Rowsdower

    Pretty soon these guys will come full circle and just release a Mudvayne album.