Happy Day Before All the Sales!

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Ah, Thanksgiving. A time of family. A time of reminiscing. A time of questionable t-shirts. Truly, there is no other time of year like it. Seeing as how this is the mighty Toilet’s first Thanksgiving, I thought it would be appropriate to share with you all how thankful I am for this magical gift that has united us all in this delightful bowl we call home: Music.

I guess I can blame Guitar Hero for starting my infatuation with music. Something about holding that relatively solid chunk guitar shaped plastic and pulling off Green-Red-Blue legato runs just put me so much more in touch with the music (especially that awful cover of Sum 41’s Fat Lip). There was one jam that really stood out, however. A jam so chock full of riffs and aggression that it had a stranglehold on my heart immediately. It was none other than Pantera’s Cowboys from Hell (DIE HATERZ). Pantera was my White Rabbit, leading me down into the wonderland of metallic sounds.

 

I felt a connected to this music like nothing before, and the timing couldn’t have been better. I think it goes without saying that high school wasn’t a super great time for anyone currently reading a metal blog on the internet (and if it was, hey, go you!) and I am no exception. I was a weird kid in high school. Hell, I’m still a weird kid. I was picked on and bullied for being tiny. For wearing black. For having spiked hair and chains. Friends were few and far between, parents “didn’t get it,” but music…music was always there. It always had the right words. It always listened as I aired grievances. It healed when I hurt worst. I am thankful for those bad times because they taught me to appreciate music. It may have sucked 9 years ago, but it’s paying dividends now. I have a much greater appreciation for all things music and just how it can hit a person in a way that nothing else can.

Music, specifically metal, has been one of the best parts of my life for going on a decade. Not only has it helped me when I struggle, but it has connected me to a bunch of filthy dirtbags like you guys. I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that this is the best heavy metal community on the interwebs right now.  Thank you guys for being awesome, getting this place off the ground and elevating it. I can’t wait to see how this place grows and how the community will grow with it. Okay, that’s enough sappy shit for one post. What say we jam? Happy Thanksgiving and #StayVoid lifelovers!

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  • VV.

    LU2, LB.

    • Leif Bearikson

      <3

  • Death
  • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

    Fuckin a man! ” music was always there. It always had the right words. It always listened as I aired grievances. It healed when I hurt worst. I am thankful for those bad times because they taught me to appreciate music.” Now thats kick ass!! BRO HUG!

  • Tyree
    • Virgil the Ghost Poet

      Hahahahaha

  • “I think it goes without saying that high school wasn’t a super great
    time for anyone currently reading a metal blog on the internet”
    I lolled.

    • we share love of metal and the disdain of high school lol

    • JWG

      I wasn’t even into metal in high school, but I had that experience. Maybe my peers knew something I didn’t.

      Or maybe I was just a nerd for other reasons.

      Nah.

    • The Satan Ov Hell

      Hell is an eternal high-school, full of people who ask you “WHY DO YOU LISTEN TO THIS ANGRY MUSIC, WHY ARE THEY SCREAMING?” every day of your never ending life.

      • *shivers* that’s so mean 🙁

      • Gvrp

        CAN YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY’RE SINGING?
        THIS IS JUST NOISE.

        • Leif Bearikson

          Every. Fucking. Day.

      • Akercocke ov Steele

        Scene kids wearing Cannibal Corpse shirts

        • The Satan Ov Hell

          Worse- scene kids wearing napalm death shirts, when asked favourite song/album whatever “I just liked the graphic! DO YOU LIKE DEATHCORE HEAVY-METAL TOO?”

    • IronLawnmower

      My time is actually pretty alright. But then again I’m 6th form so a lot of the dickholes have left for tech or work.

    • Back in ancient times when I was growing up (the 90’s), I didn’t even have internet. And, might wanna sit down and bite your knuckles, but we didn’t have cell phones either! And we had to, *cringes as I recall the horror*, rent movies, rewind them and bring them back!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TrPwOrf4sM

      • Virgil the Ghost Poet

        Hahahaha. And back then we had a riot that made this riot look like a bon fire and that guy just got beat up.

  • Hail Leif! Hail the Toilet! Hail sales!

  • ALSO, WE AIN’T POSTING SHIT TOMORROW. You’ll have to suffer with your families alone. Or just keep posting in this thread. We’ll do a Friday morning post tho.

    • I may or may not post a few tech death links in this thread to account for thanksgiving ruining tdt. Depends on how fast I lose my mind making small talk with my idiot family.

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

        I have to suffer with family all day tomorrow. At least I’ll be able to eat a lot before the next day. Also, if you live near a place that does the Black Friday edition of Record Store day go to it. They have exclusive releases and there’s some good ones including the Faith No More single Motherfucker.

        • I would gladly stay in bankrupt buying shit in a record store day! ajajajaja

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            The store near me is having big sales which means my vinyl collection is going to get bigger. I love buying their used vinyl as it’s always cheap. I bought my copy of Black Sabbath’s debut on vinyl last Black Friday for 4 dollars. It was a Vietnamese pressing.

          • awesome bro.. must sound very good!!

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            It does. I only play it on special occasions though as it’s a prized possession of mine.

      • “thanksgiving ruining tdt”… <3 Jackyboy.

        • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

          Do you have to suffer with family tomorrow Jimmy?

          • i wouldn’t call it suffering. my family’s pretty #trillingrocket. plus they’re all white & catholic (save for a few heathens like myself) so the booze is gonna be flowing like water.

          • Death

            You’re gonna burn in hell with me?

          • “Captain it would be my genuine pleasure.”
            -Hawkeye

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            I have to go to my grandparents. I’m taller than all of the people on that side of the family and I have to deal with my family arguing about politics and all that jazz.

          • Death

            Tell them your left-wing toilet friend said hi.

          • Lacertilian

            On the political compass (y-axis) are you authoritarian or libertarian?

          • Death

            I’m pretty sure I’m a communist.

          • Lacertilian

            This political compass test is great for that.
            I sit on the left with -8.38 and to the libertarian side with -5.47.
            http://www.politicalcompass.org/test

          • …Ellipsis…

            Nice link @Lacertilian:disqus.

            I fell in the Libertarian Left as well, but closer to the center (-3.12 Left/-4.67 Libertarian).

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            I was right on the line 6 spots left.

    • I’m now used to check the website and the disqus from monday to friday 🙁 why am I going to do at work tomorrow?!

  • So on the way to work Katy Perry came on my playlist followed by Wormed. Very strange when that happens.

    • Lacertilian

      Today I had The Algorithm, Gorguts then GZA come on in a row.
      Guy in the truck with me didn’t talk for over 20 minutes after that trio.

  • Gvacamole Jim

    “I have a much greater appreciation for all things music and just how it can hit a person in a way that nothing else can.”

    Spot on dude. Music holds a power over people that no other form of art does. Very rarely does someone choke up over a painting. People don’t mosh to poetry readings (though maybe they should start). Movies’ impacts come much stronger with a good soundtrack.

    Also, I love all you guys (esp. Papa Joe for making this all happen). Though in Canada we had thanksgiving last month, I’m thankful for the Toilet and all you cvnting lifelovers.

  • Tom Waits For Better Days

    There are no thanks to give in Finland so I’ll just let you know January will see a new Venom album.

    • Tom Waits For Better Days

      Also life sucks, I now learned that Swans began playing half-an hour away from me hour or two ago.

      • Death

        So you do live in Helsinki or near it!
        I’m pissed off as well. Everything has to happen in that shit of a place.

        • Tom Waits For Better Days

          On the border Vantaa/Helsinki. It’s a shit place but all the nice gigs ARE here.

          • Death

            Helsingin porvari herra, saatana!
            Things never happen outside that area. I’m just sitting here looking at the wall while I could be looking at Swans.

          • Tom Waits For Better Days

            Well I JUST FIND OUT I COULD HAVE BEEN THERE I’m pissed to say the least. Thanks for that Westerlund link btw, hadn’t ever heard him. Gonna enjoy him when he opens for Earth.

          • Death

            Is that there as well? In the middle of the week? I wouldn’t be so pissed if those things happened on weekends. Then it would be possible for me to go there.

          • Tom Waits For Better Days

            In February not earlier so I don’t remember what day. And yes it’s on Kuudes Linja in the middle-ish of Stadi

          • Tom Waits For Better Days

            Yep it’s on Tuesday.

          • Death

            God fucking dammit!

          • Tom Waits For Better Days

            Of fucking course.

  • What are you flvshers doing for Thnxgvng? Going to a screening of Last Waltz 2nite.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jREUrbGGrgM

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

      I love this album. My dad was lucky enough to see The Band in 1983 or 1984 at the venue near me.

      • KJM

        I saw them in 1997.

        • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

          Were they good? I never got to see them.

          • KJM

            Yes, very good.

    • Tyree

      FUCKING RIGHT!!! CAN’T WAIT FOR NEIL YOUNGS COKE BOOGER!!!

    • B00mhauer

      I’ll be getting pulled in 922039857 different directions all day because people want to see my kid. Which is weird, because the’s three, and three year olds are horrible people.

    • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

      Very cool Joe. I live close enough to Woodstock I contemplated seeing a show at the Barn while Levon was alive…just missed him! II saw his daughter with his band last winter…good times! Enjoy!

    • Tom Waits For Better Days

      “Now I don’t mind I’m choppin’ wood and I don’t care if the money’s no good. You take what you need and leave the rest. But they never should have taken the very best.”

      I’m gonna smoke a pipeful and damn you all to hell.

      • Paris Hilton

        NOW YOU’RE SMOKIN UP A BIG ASS BOWL O’ WEED WITH ME, AND KG!

        • Tom Waits For Better Days

          Am I the only one who really like RizeofdaPeenix

          • Paris Hilton

            No! I fucking LOVE that album! 39 is still fucking hilarious!

            “She walks through the door… There she is. Not to bad. Good enough!”

    • KJM

      OMG what a fucking awesome movie.

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

        It is an awesome movie. It’s surely better than The Song Remains The Same by Led Zeppelin.

        • KJM

          That’s the worst example of live Zeppelin in history. They should’ve released the Earl’s Court 1975 shows instead.

          Put it this way. If “God” appeared and offered me the chance to go back in time and see Zeppelin, but it had to be the 1973 tour, I would say “Thanks, but no thanks. Gimme the 1975 or 77 instead.” Then God would promptly call me a picky bitch and strike me dead.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            I would love to see Depeche Mode or Duran Duran live in their primes but that is impossible. Duran Duran did come to my area on their tour for Rio though.

          • KJM

            I despise Duran Duran and I just can’t do Depeche Mode. If I’m gonna go Gothic, I’ll do Bauhaus, Sisters Of Mercy or Siouxsie.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            I love Sisters Of Mercy and Bauhaus. I also love Echo And The Bunnymen. I don’t get why so few people like Duran Duran around here. They may not be metal but they are the best of 80’s pop and they are so damned catchy. I love Duran Duran enough to own quite a bit of remixes of theirs and a ton of their bootlegs.

          • KJM

            Remember, I grew up during the 80s when that crap was huge. You’d hear them and other junk like Culture Club & The Thompson Twins all over so-called “rock radio” 1,000 times a day, but you’d have to wait until either late at night or find specific college stations just to hear one freakin’ Iron Maiden song.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            I hate Culture Club and Thompson Twins. They are just crap. I was actually watching a Depeche Mode concert from the Rose Bowl that was attended by 72,000 people. It was the one that became a concert film called 1010.

          • KJM

            See, to me they’re all the same, stinky Brit/Euro synth pop taking up space on the radio instead of perfectly good Metal/Rock. I’m not lumping Depeche Mode with those others(although that people are people song drives me batshit), but I just can’t hang with that.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            Not all synthpop/new wave is bad. Look at The Cure. Disintegration is a masterpiece like Black Celebration and Violator for Depeche Mode and Screamadelica for Primal Scream.

          • KJM

            On paper, I should be the biggest Cure fan ever, but I can’t stand them. Robert Smith’s voice drives me up the wall.

            I worked at Strawberries when ‘Disintegration’ was released. I no longer fear Hell.

            Sisters Of Mercy blow The Cure away. To wit:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcdxnQLKAYo

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            I love The Cure about as much as Sisters Of Mercy. I love Robert Smith and I consider Disintegration the Sgt. Peppers of Gothic rock. On the other hand The Sisters Of Mercy only have three real studio albums but those albums are amazing and still hold up, even if they aren’t as timeless as Disintegration.

          • KJM

            I saw Sisters Of Mercy on the ‘Vision Thing’ tour, crappy album but great show.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            I’ve heard they put on a good show. They don’t come to the US enough though.

          • KJM

            They didn’t show up when ‘Floodland’ came out.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            They haven’t been here since 2008 apparently.

          • loved this new-wave/post-punk chit chat <3 The Cure is one of my fav bands ever

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            I love The Cure. I also love Sisters Of Mercy, New Order, Joy Division and of course Depeche Mode.

          • Eldritch only tours when he needs cash. He was supposed to tour with Heavy Water Factory (another kickass band) way back when, and have a new album, but he skipped on both in the end.

          • Why not have both and listen to Mission UK?

          • KJM

            Good answer.

          • GOD ov VOID

            *zap*

          • KJM

            Yeah, I had it coming.

    • Virgil the Ghost Poet

      Hopefully watching a Cowboys victory!

  • Death

    I don’t know about you guys, but for me high school was nice.

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

      High school was great for me as well.

      • KJM

        I was in a High School full of dude bros, and we’re not talking like the ones of today. They were vicious cokehead psychos.

    • M Shadows!

      In high school I made fun of Johnny Christ all the time. Now he is on my world famous band! Lol!

    • mine was nice because the learning. But the youth here is very plain and equal, so being a metalhead was weird. Some people asked politely because they wanted to learn about the music and some others alienate us very fast.

      • Death

        Learning is cool. I really enjoyed it.

        • me too.. I always payed close attention to the humanistic asignatures: literature, history and biology were my fav. Later, when I entered to study Social Communication all the process ran smooth, while a lot of our classmates didn’t finished their studies/got pregnant/are working stuff they didn’t like 🙂

          • Death

            Shit, we’re nerds.

          • no worries, I won’t tell that to the other extra-dimensional entities 😉

          • Tom Waits For Better Days

            My High school went well but my brother is in an equivalent of high school now and pretty much the only one who frequently shows up at school.

          • Death

            Weird. I’ve had to kick a couple of dudes from my courses this year due to them never coming to classes. It feels kind of nice.

          • Tom Waits For Better Days

            He’s in ammattikoulu and from what I’ve heard from friends that happens everywhere and all the time at ammattikoulu’s

          • Death

            Of course it happens! That’s how those vocational schools are. You just learn how to bang a nail to a piece of wood.

          • Tom Waits For Better Days

            You’d think if it’s that easy more people than 6 a year would pass

          • Death

            They’re too busy drinking alcohol and doing drugs. I usually go past a vocational school on my way to work and every single student outside is smoking.

          • Tom Waits For Better Days

            ‘Twas nearly the same for my high school. Though it was across the road from a vocational school.

          • Death

            The vocational school is across a river from the school where I teach. There will be a war between us one day, I know it. We have the upper hand.

          • Tom Waits For Better Days

            Given that they’re probably too dum to understand what’s going on, you’ll have no trouble.

          • Death

            We’ll burn the bridges and use arrows to take them down.

          • Tom Waits For Better Days

            They can’t swim?

          • they will took arrows in their knees #BaDumPssst

          • Death

            OH YOU

          • Death

            Well they got to vocational school, so I’d guess no.

          • wow, is desertion such a problem there?

          • Tom Waits For Better Days

            Yep, vocational school has propably more dropouts than graduates judging by ear.

    • Max

      I got more girl interest in my final three years of school than at any time before or since; so I’m not complaining about high school.

  • Paris Hilton

    Canadafags had Thanksgiving a month ago. I’m just going to find some Brack Friday Bundarus to buy sweet shit for myself. Call me not metal or a poser if you want but the odd spell of materialism every now and then is fucking awesome and we all know it!

    • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

      troooth

    • Gvacamole Jim

      Canadian thanksgiving is the only Thanksgiving

      ..that Canadians celebrate.

      • Paris Hilton

        We only need one. We really don’t have much to be thankful for as we have beady eyes and flapping heads. Our lives are cursed.

        • Gvacamole Jim

          We’re not even a real country anyway 🙁

  • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

    I’m thankful for proto-metal, nu metal, vinyl and wrestling as well as the other obligatory things such as family and health. What are you all thankful for?

    • the people of the 90 like me: let’s just be thankful of that crappy MTV nu-metal if you started by it and just shut up and don’t remember of that in the next month lol

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

        I love nu metal. POD, Taproot and Factory 81 got me into heavier nu metal and Static X, Slipknot and Motograter got me into heavier metal.

        • In Venezuela the boom was: Korn, Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park. Some of us went to System of a Down and found to be a more prog-oriented listeners; other to Slipknot and were thrash lovers; others stayed with Linkin Park to be trendy lol

        • Gvacamole Jim

          You’re not the only one when it comes to POD. I love Satellite, and I’m pretty sure VV. does as well.

    • Death

      What’s there to be thankful for? Poor get poorer and the rich get richer. Our government is lead by conservatist fucks. I’m hoping that the same sex marriage law finally passes this week, but it probably won’t.

      • M Shadows!

        I’m thankful for my best buddy death! Showing loofahs how it’s done since 1999!

        • Death

          Why 1999?

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            Avenged Sevenfold formed in 1999 that;s why. I had to Google that information.

          • The more you live, the more you know 😛

          • M Shadows!

            No that’s not why, although good catch! Even I didn’t know that! It’s because we finna partay like it’s 1999!

          • Death

            But I never party.

          • STEAM PARTY!!!

          • Ooooh I’m intrigued. Dragon age is on origin though O_0

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            You should play Killing Floor. It’s a fun game.

          • I played it for 5 minutes until i realized I’d rather fly around in a wingsuit and launch mortars at unsuspecting guards in far cry 4. That may be my next game review.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            I really want to get Far Cry 4 but I barely have any money at the moment.

          • Death

            Have you already tested that one secret?

          • Here’s the thing, I was in the middle of playing far cry 4 when I picked up gta5 and Dragon age. Now I can’t choose which one to play half the time Lmao. I have not finished far cry 4 yet.

          • Death

            You can finish it in around 20 minutes.

          • Yea, so I’ve heard, where’s the fun in that?

          • Death

            It’s actually kind of cool. You see that the villain wasn’t that bad… to you.

          • Tom Waits For Better Days

            Yeesh! SPOILER ALERT guys, srs

          • Death

            Sorry sis!

          • Gvrp

            I was hoping to write something for Inquisition once I finish it, actually.

          • Go for it dude! I have no idea when I will finish it. There’s so much to do!

          • Gvrp

            Alright, sweet, didn’t want to be competing or anything over it.

          • GOD ov VOID

            I’m stuck between GTA5 and shadow of mordor. Both 10/10 games for me. SoM is one of the most metal games I’ve played in a long time.

          • Oh shit I totally forgot about Mordor and AC Unity lol. This may be the one year where I don’t buy anything on the steam sale because I already have plenty to do.

          • GOD ov VOID

            Did you play Lords of the Fallen? I have a review for it: ….traded in towards GTA5 10/10 would trade again

          • I was contemplating getting it on the steam sale maybe. Not good then?

          • GOD ov VOID

            It wasn’t bad, I was just overall underwhelmed. I’m a huge fan of fromsoftware type games (I have both dark souls, demon souls, and bloodborne on preorder) so I thought Lords would be right up my alley. I would say if you aren’t into dark souls as much (LotF does not punish you as much and it’s a little easier of a game) you will probably enjoy it. It just wasn’t what I was looking for from what’s being dubbed a “souls-like” game. Although LotF is a great addition to the new Souls-like mechanics we will probably see much more of, it missed the mark by just a little bit compared to what it could have been. I’d be lying though if I didn’t say everything in that game looked cool as fuck.

          • I love the souls games to death but I might wait a bit on lords till I finish what i have. How long is it?

          • GOD ov VOID

            Lords for me was about 12 hours to complete

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S PERILʘVS FʘE

            What The FUCK guise!? We’re having a discussion about Souls without me? Fucking casuls.

            Edit: if you want to play something like Souls but not Souls, just wait for bloodborne to come out. Also they announced a PS4 port for DS2. So, all in all, you guys are still scurbs.

          • GOD ov VOID

            Who you callin scrub m8? Platinum on demon souls, DS, And DSII! I already have bloodborne on preorder (loved the alpha) and as soon as DSII scholar of the first sin drops for pre order I’ll be getting that too. Praise the fucking sun! *chugs estus* *”well what is it” gesture*

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

            Which platforms does god play on? PC?

          • Death

            Yeah, but it’s also on Origin. Also Origin.

          • Polly want a cracker?

          • Lacertilian

            Saligia?

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            Do you play TF2? I’d smoke you at TF2.

          • i don’t think TF2 is on linux

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            That’s a shame.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            I just got the joke. Prince is awesome, even if he’s an artistic prick.

        • we’re all proud and thankful for having Death here remembering the futility of the life and the shitty politics that rules the world <3

        • Virgil the Ghost Poet

          I’m thankful for M Shadows!

      • Gvacamole Jim

        This is why I’m thankful for you, Death. <3

      • Virgil the Ghost Poet

        Oh you…

      • It’s already passed in TX and UT, so anything’s possible on that end. But still alot of idiots think that’s a sign the Jeebus is gonna come down and eat us or some shit.

    • Good eats, good jams, good friends, books, family, a sense of stability, and the simple little things in life.

  • I felt like you, Leif: i’m still in touch with my best friends since high school and we together survived those awful years in this conforming country where being a metalhead=outcast. But, now I’m grateful because my passion for this genres of music opened my mind for a better sensibilities on the music I hear and meet a lot of good people. Also, i learnt languages, cultures, stories, philosophies, synesthesia… ettccc.

    The music is a big part of my life and everyone who knows me always felt puzzled by my nearly schizophrenic/crazy tics on picking music jajajaja.

    Enjoy your Thanksgiving festivity! We don’t have that holiday here, but as a part of this Toilet I unite with you! 😀

    • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

      good stuff link!

      • thank you, mr. Clown. We all have stuff that divides us (beliefs, opinions, borders, economy) but at the end: the art, the music prevails and unites us. I’m learning a lot of good music here in the Toilet with all of you 🙂

        • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

          sweet stuff and I want more of dis…

    • Gvacamole Jim

      Link >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

      • BLVCKBEVRD’S PERILʘVS FʘE

        I’ll second this with more >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

      • awww, thanks, Guacamelee and mr. Pirate.. Happy thanksgiving for you! enjoy! 🙂

  • Tyree

    I’m Thankful for fucking nothing. Fuck off and die world!

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

      Aren’t you thankful for The Void though?

      • There is no gratitude in the void, only emptiness.

        • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

          I guess Tyree was justified in being thankful for nothing.

        • Virgil the Ghost Poet

          … darkness and despair.

    • VV.

      Does this charade ever get tiring?

      • Tyree

        What are you talking about?

        • VV.

          Every Tyree comment for the last three weeks: “Void cvnt suck f*ck die murder kill hate void.” ::raw black metal unrelated to the post::

          I mean, we all know we aren’t all filled with hate and stuff.

          • Death

            What do you mean we aren’t filled with hate?

          • VV.

            Well, you are, but you’re special. Tyree’s actually a big teddy bear.

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S PERILʘVS FʘE

            Tyree is who I wanna be when I grow up.

          • Tyree Role Model >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

          • Tom Waits For Better Days

            Beer intake levels dropping dangerously low?

          • Paris Hilton

            It’s perpetuating negative stereotypes about metalheads. Namely, the negative stereotype that we all are tryhards to look tough and masculine. It also increases the stereotype that we all talk like, “I find it puzzling, m’lady, that a maiden as charming, intelligent, and jocose as you would listen to such drivel produced by the industry to increase consumerism” (Seriously, why do SO FUCKING MANY of us talk like that? It needs to stop).

          • VV.

            That’s straight up defening, and I’m glad I’ve outgrown it.

          • Paris likes the manners of her man like she likes her black merol: raw.

          • Paris Hilton

            Fuckin rights I do! Like or not chicks want a dude that fuckin has hair on his chest and does stupid shit every now and then just cuz he fuckin can! Not someone who knows a billion unnessary fuckin words to look smart and pampers her all the goddamn time!

          • KJM

            You’ve obviously never met any of my exes, all of whom I still get along with. One of them may not even be an ex for much longer. Trust me, they grow out of it.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            Women love nice guys that are mature. That kind of guy drives a woman crazy, unlike an immature guy who claims to be a badass.

          • Paris Hilton

            u betcha! Maturity is the biggest word there!

          • Tyree

            I’m such a badass. That’s why I’m with so many ladies.

          • Gvrp

            MRA’s don’t really wanna pamper women, they want them to be subservient.

          • Paris Hilton

            True that! MRA’s have such frail egos that the thought of true equality scares them. If everyone was on an equal field everyone would see how pathetic they really are lol

          • The Satan Ov Hell

            MRAs have another section of my vast halls OV HELL, dedicated just to them. The torture for them? Eternally covered in cheeto dust, watching decent human beings have happy relationships, while they have no access to reddit, or anywhere else they can complain to fellow fedora wearers about being “in the friendzone”

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            I hate MRAs. My torture for them is me hitting them with my 2X4 in a place with no WiFi until they decide to no longer be MRAs.

          • Black merol ftw!

          • Shit who talks like that? Interrogation room is ready so I can smack sense into them

          • Paris Hilton

            Better fire it up! Slap some shit, Jack!

          • I just need to get mcnulty’s drunk ass out of there first.

          • hEy…… i DO tHe iNTerROgaTionING ‘ROunD hErE….

          • Yes I noticed you interrogating the empty bottle asking where the alcohol went last night lol.

          • Rhonda Pearlman
          • Tom Waits For Better Days

            No messin’ with my man McNulty! You work hard, you drink harder and no one works as hard as he does.

          • Yea it’s not like i’ve saved the world multiple times or been tortured or anything like that.

          • Tom Waits For Better Days

            Reefer dear, I mean Keifer dear. Are you sure you don’t wanna talk to a shrink. I mean it must be painful to have to spend all your life in your pater’s shadow but you’re simply overcompensating with all that “I has to save the world,baby” thing you’ve got going on.

          • My pater’s shadow?

          • Tom Waits For Better Days

            Pater’s latin fer Fasha, which is dutch for the man who sired you, Don(ald)

          • Death

            You’re drunk again, aren’t you?

          • Tom Waits For Better Days

            I saw a fitting quote today, “I never pretend. Except when I’m sober. I pretend to be sober sometimes”. But seriously speaking, There’s nithing drunk about me, right now.

          • Death

            Don’t lie to me! Every time you go out with McNulty you come home drunk like a common cuckoo.

          • Tom Waits For Better Days

            It’s Bunk’s fault, honestly! He keeps buying rounds!

            (Talk about being drunk, common has two m’s)

          • Death

            I had a stroke and I was unable to press the second “m.” I have fixed it.

          • Tom Waits For Better Days

            So you say. A stroke my arse.

          • Death

            You couldn’t afford me stroking your ass

          • Tom Waits For Better Days

            I’ve got savings.

          • Bunk Moreland
          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            Who’s Jameson?

          • Jenna Jameson?

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            Maybe. I don’t know.

          • Gluteus_Maximus_Rage

            FYI

          • Gluteus_Maximus_Rage

            Oops…

          • Tom Waits For Better Days

            Isshhh.. shäoletjoo

            (Bartender, gimme another, don’t wanna go home alone
            -Peer Günt)

          • Paris Hilton

            I am always drunk

          • Death

            I’m always sober. We’re opposites.

          • Paris Hilton

            Would that mean Paris Hilton is life?

            Paris is love, Paris is life.

          • Death

            There was one douche on FFB called life. He/she was the exact opposite of me. I may have paid some shady people to take care of him/her.

          • KJM

            You and I may be the only sober Toilet dwellers tomorrow.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            Don’t leave me out. I’m not 21 yet so I don’t drink. I wouldn’t drink even if I was 21.

          • KJM

            About 95% of my heavy drinking phase was well before I turned 21 so I don’t assume things, can’t stand the stuff now except the occasional beer. I also can’t justify getting more herbs until next week.

            Personally I think the legal age for everything should be 18. If you’re expected at that age to be able to vote, drive, and potentially die for your country, you should be able to enjoy a drink if you choose.

          • Lacertilian

            18 is the legal age here, we still have killer 21st parties though.
            Fucking alcoholics.

          • hey now.

          • I didn’t even start actual drinking until 22, and the heavy phase (a fifth a day, and quite often a 6 pack to steady my nerves in the morning, for 3 years) didn’t start until 2008 (27 years old). How I’m still alive, much less even functioned at all, is still beyond me.

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

            Kim Jong Un >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

          • Edward #RIPNEGROD

            KJM I am pretty sure I will also be sober tomorrow!

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

            I’m not even sober now

          • KJM

            Ah, not a drinker? I also imagine given your profession that you don’t do the 420 either.

          • I’m always sober too 😀

          • KJM

            Oh that’s right. I remember discussing this with you before.

          • Tyree

            This movie is great! Honestly, it’s one of favorites.

          • Check out the book by John O’Brien. Way better, and explains so much that the movie didn’t. He was such a hugely underrated writer. Dark, melancholy, but gorgeously poetic.

          • Death

            I took that one monster away from you, so you best not complain, Mr. Bauer.

          • Is she sucking your very soul from you yet? Or in your case the souls of the fallen?

          • Death

            I’ve never even had a soul. She’s building Jack Bauer dolls from the corpses in a corner. Shit’s pretty weird.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            Jimmy, why did you drink the bottle you were interrogating?

          • don’t confuse us with redditors, Paris!!

          • Paris Hilton

            A redditor, Brony, metalhead, Men’s Rights Activist may just be the death of us all….

          • “brony” *shivers*

          • KJM

            I’ve spent maybe 5 minutes of my life on Reddit. That was enough.

          • Death

            Oh, I don’t try to be masculine or look like I’m tough. I just happen to be a darn negative person.

          • Paris Hilton

            Pessimism actually has been shown to decrease lifespan. But, I suppose that does not affect Death…

          • Death

            I’d rather die than be positive.

          • Paris Hilton

            I’d rather die than go to Heaven

          • Tyree

            Bring on Death.

          • I think you’re thinking of Downton Abbey fans.

          • Tyree

            Sarcasm.

          • Paris Hilton

            I don’t even know if I’m sarcastic or not anymore. This world of internet commenting is driving me insane man!

          • Tyree

            I hear you man. I feel the same way.

            Edit: I hear you lady person that is online.

          • You spelled Fuck wrong btw.

          • Well now you make the rest of us who replied look like idiots.

          • I like the way you think. Wanna do my ‘Public Service Announcements’ over here in Best Korea? I got your application ready and filled out.

        • Sacritastic
      • Stop posting what I was thinking!

    • Stare deep into the turkey’s pre-stuffed anus and feel the infinite darkness!

  • M Shadows!

    I’m thankful to metallica for writing our most recent album for us!

    • Simon PhoenixKing

      M. Shadows

      • KJM

        REBECCA BLVCK!!

      • M Shadows!

        Simon PhoenixKing!

        • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

          Robert Smith!

          • M Shadows!

            Nononono you fucked it up!

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            I thought we were just saying names!

          • Reported.

        • Old Man Hetfield

          Lawsuit!

  • DeadButtDreaming

    I am going to celebrate a holiday that revolves around the subjugation of entire cultures by watching the Lions beat the shit out of the Bears.

    FOOTBALL! SLAYER! VOID!

  • Random question: what the fuck does following someone on disqus actually do?

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse
    • Gvacamole Jim

      Holy hell.

    • BLVCKBEVRD’S PERILʘVS FʘE

      Grandma?

    • Leif Bearikson

      Adding this to my list right beside Ant Farm Dickhole

  • MoshOff

    STAY GUITAR HERO!!!!!!!!!! My introduction to metal as well man, those were the days.

    • I learned from Buckethead from GH <3

    • BLVCKBEVRD’S PERILʘVS FʘE

      I know i’m not the oldest in the toilet but this really dates me (and you guise) lol.

  • MoshOff

    So I just finished watching the documentary about Jodorowsky’s version of Dune and HOLY SHIT.

    • Max

      I really need to see that someday.

      • KJM

        Me too.

      • MoshOff

        It’s really worth it man. He laughs at the David Lynch one for like a minute and “blames” it on De Laurentiis. Other than that he just talks about his version.

        • KJM

          Lynch blames it on De Laurentiis too.

      • Edward #RIPNEGROD

        Max I wanted to get back with you, I checked out Children Under A Black Sun. Dug it!

        • Max

          Awesome, dude! Your turn – shoot me another recommendation. Anything.

          • Edward #RIPNEGROD

            Max, I have two but they are not readily accessible. I imagine you to be pretty resourceful, but if you need be we can figure out a way for me to get them to you. Two, but pick one!

            Herukrat – I Bear Witness – power electronics 2014

            Burial Hex – The Heirophant – not sure on genre, it’s brilliant tho – 2014

            drop me a note if need be and we will figure this out. Herukrat has most or all of the songs on Youtube but not in order.

  • I concur about this being the best Metal site on the web (well, that and Metal Archives when I wanna dig super deep for obscure metal bands). Beats ten shades of shit out of Metal Injection, Blabbermouth, Terrorizer, and especially Metalsucks.
    For those actually celebrating it, have a safe, happy, and afterwards Voidful Thanksgiving, and for Black Friday shoppers here, there is no more appropriate song than this!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbUXHTWZ9vk

  • KJM

    Yay, my Occultation t-shirt finally arrived!(pic)

    • BLVCKBEVRD’S PERILʘVS FʘE

      This is dope KJM. Profound Lore has soooo many good bands/albums this year.

      • KJM

        Agreed.

    • Lacertilian

      I’ve never heard Occultation but they have a great band name and that shirt is tops!
      I’ve never felt so fickle.

  • Simon PhoenixKing

    When I’m with you guys my urge to kill randomly fades just a little bit more. Of course blowing up a bus or two is good therapy as well.

    I truly look forward to the future of the Toilet and sharing it with all of you lifeloverz.

    Enjoy your turkeys and wine and be well everyone.

    https://youtu.be/rVQqQuOO9yQ

  • BTW, anyone check out the new Angra song/video?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wIqIRK5ynM

  • Leif Bearikson

    You dudes all rule. Legitimately. Stay Trve.

  • Hey, bros! Any of you have a lastfm account? I want to add all of you who have to stay in touch with the #NowListenings 😀 this is mine: http://www.lastfm.es/user/link-leonhart

    • Link I’d be all over adding you if I had any clue what last.fm was!

      • Its like pandora with social features added.

      • it’s a social network based on what you listen. You install a tiny software that records all the songs you are listening in the moment and put it in lists. You can see my profile and notice what I’m listening. When you add someone you can see the “musical compatibility”. It’s pretty cool to have recommendations and search for new music 🙂

        • i found a way to listen to your thingy, but not sure how to join.
          holy cow, i did not expect to like Orange Goblin or Spiritual Beggars. good sh1t Link!!!

          • this is the english edition, James: http://www.lastfm.com in top must have the register/join button..

            Jajajajaja, Spiritual Beggars is one of my fav bands ever, bro <3

          • KJM

            Orange Goblin rule. ‘Back From The Abyss’ is a top disc from this year IMO.

          • Übermensch and The Devils Whip were my fav there 🙂

          • KJM

            About to crank some ‘Demon Blues’ right now.

          • I need to listen to all their discography. I’ve listened An Eulogy of the Damned and the last one and both were awesome, imho

          • KJM
          • thank you, broo! I will check it later after I finished my first listening of last Moonsorrow album

          • k, gonna give it a shot. i was wary because i just associated OG with the The Sword… and i’m DUNZOS with that band.

          • KJM

            Oh, you might want to reconsider then because I LOVE The Sword. OG is only a bit like them though and were around long before(debut disc is from 1998).

        • Does it recognize music if you’re playing it in foobar?

    • I don’t have last fm, but I have a spotify that I almost never use anymore lol.

      • awww, I can’t use spotify 🙁 thanks anyways for reporting.. I wanted to see your archspires and abysmal dawns lists lol

    • hey Link! friendship achieved. this should be fun! and WHAT IS THIS? it supports my Linux music player?!?! cool.

      • yes, bro.. now when you listen stuff if you have the scrobbler on, automatically it will add the song you’re listening to your lists. You can tag the songs/artists.. and each of the bands/artists/genres/albums/record labels have their own separate wikis with comment sections.

      • welcome to lastfm, bro 😀 hope you scrobble a lot, meet good people and get good recommendations there! i’ve listened to a lot of good music because the recommendations that the systems gives you related to the artists/bands you like and listen to most.

    • The Satan Ov Hell
      • hope my grandma doesn’t faint when I say that I befriended Satan ov Hell in lastfm 😛

        • The Satan Ov Hell

          Haha, don’t worry too much, I’m equally able to be the satan ov folk

      • you’re going to get a friend request from a JimmyMcNulty1… that’s me.

    • I just made one: Archbauer

      • added: remember to put on your scrobbler 🙂

        • I don’t know what that is lol

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

            Download the last,fm plugin for foobar from the website, it will automatically open whenever you play songs associated in the plugin

          • it’s the software that recopilates your music and upload it to your profile. in the down comment you have the component for foobar; and this is the official: http://www.lastfm.es/download

          • where do i get the foobar plugin?

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

            http://www.last.fm/download (just download the scrobbler)

          • I already have the scrobbler, what about the foobar plugin?

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

            open the scrobblez, then File > Install Plugin

          • danka

      • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

        anyone can add mine: dhiltbruner

    • Death

      Kukkakaali666, but I never really use it.

      • added, even when you don’t use it 🙂

        • Death

          Your musical compatibility with link-leonhart is VERY LOW. Lol
          Music you have in common includes Ghost, Ulver, King Crimson and Pink Floyd.
          I’m guessing that we like different Ghost?

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

            You dont have enough songs played to be compatible with anyone death lol

          • Death

            Well fuck, I don’t know how that shit works. I like to listen to my music on cd.

          • I got the same message lol, probably cause ive never used last fm

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

            I still dont see where you joined, Jack

          • loook!! jack is scrobbling.. i’m so proud :’): http://www.lastfm.es/user/archbauer

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

            honestly, last.fm is the best social networking site because I social network on it very little, and really just use it to look at what i’ve been listening to myself.

          • I use for information on the wikis/recommendations mostly.. But I love that network.. 🙂

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

            That, and I’ve been a member since 2007 =P Old school.

          • I was since 2008, but that pass account got lost 😛

          • Death

            I’ve been a member since 1933. Get rekt scrubs.

          • Yea I Like this recommendations thing, it’s going to monopolize my time.

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

            One of the best features of last.fm is the “events” section. I’ve found out about so many shows nearby me because of last.fm, enough to use it.

          • lol

          • I’m still amused that we barely have musical compatibility, bro.. 😛

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

            Link and I are “VERY HIGH” Because I usually am.

          • your new hymn, mr. Pirate. Thank me later #SubtituladoAlEspañolCortesíaDelSeñorLeonhart:
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu9r3l29m2I

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

            Scott Stapp = My heroooooo. Viva la subtitulos en espanol!!!

          • Death

            Son, we have to talk.

          • Death

            Which Ghost do you like? The one I like is a Japanese psychedelic rock band.

          • The Blue Oyster Cült wannabes.. I listened twice those two albums last year, but got annoyed very quicly ._.) The If You hAve Ghost cover was my fav song of their

          • Death

            I don’t hear boc from them. They have more folk influence.

          • I hear it because the heavily keyboard sound. Maybe’s just me 😛

          • Death

            I fuckedup and thought you meant my Ghost. I csn hear yhe boc on that other one.

          • Oh, I saw.. excuse me 😛

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

            You’re talking about the different ones. Languages.

          • Can you pass somehitng of that Ghost, please?

          • Death
          • Dude! This sounds perfect! When japanese get rid of all that weirdness can make very delicate music.

          • Death

            They have some weirder songs, but gosh darn to they make good music.

    • Paris Hilton

      This my shit! I’m taking a break from my usual morning black coffee & black metal routine to give this heavy shit a spin!

    • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

      Uh yeah. #TURKEYJAMS

    • GOD ov VOID

      Christian Alvestam = Incredible

  • Ok that’s all for now, have to get ready to tend to guests :/

    • good album, bro!

      • Adam Jarvis is a god among men!

        • the girl i was dating this summer knows him. saw a picture of those two from high school. brought a tear to my eye!

    • Death

      So you do actually like something good,

      • So YOU actually like something?

        • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

          I wouldn’t have guessed he liked anything either. He hates all the music I like that isn’t King Crimson or other 70’s prog.

          • Death

            Remember that the band which shan’t be named here is prog rock from the 70s.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            You like a lot of 70’s prog though such as Camel, VDGG and Gentle Giant.

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

        You like something? Who would have guessed?

        • Death

          Well, I posted an amazing song from a new Finnish afrobeat band here. I really do like them.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            I’ve never heard of any Finnish afrobeat bands.

          • Death

            Probably because you aren’t Finnish. None of them are too popular outside of Finland. Mama Longhorn will release their debut tomorrow and it’s fucking great.

  • KJM

    Tribute must be paid to The Master on his birthday.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9EFzmqps_M

    • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

      Man, I totes forgot about this band.

  • This song was fucking insane live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyzyz44kfSA

    • Death

      Did you remember to get the song some help with its insanity?

      • Did you forget to make sense? Oh nvm it was a bad joke lol.

  • And a happy Thanksgiving video for all you Toileteers!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw9sQ98s9AE

    • Gvacamole Jim

      HAHAHA

    • lol what is that from?

      • Gigli. Yes, I sat through that with my best friend twice. Even stoned and drunk as hell (the 2nd time around), it was torture that makes you wonder how much self hatred you have deep down for even sitting through it.

      • …Ellipsis…

        Gigli. It has a one star rating from IMDb, Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic.

  • happy turkey day, flushers! (my favorite band, Electric Six:)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rVIk-YI1xU

  • Gvacamole Jim

    I’m going to c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker! the tech death and post some Death From Above 1979. Anyone else dig these guys?? I’m super pumped on their new album, but nothing beats their first.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ia3baO8qHQ

  • The Satan Ov Hell

    I’m posting my favourite album/split/ep what have you of all time.

    It’s not metal.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33pis-u819w

  • Death
    • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

      We’re very good at subjugation/genocide.

      • Death

        Every country has to be good at something.

      • Thanksgiving=

        Pilgrims: “Hey guys, we’re cold, starving, and of course we can’t farm since we spent most of our time in prison and got booted out”

        Indians: “No prob. Here’s some good eats. We’re gonna also give you a warm place to nap, and show you how to farm and survive.”
        Pilgrims: “Thanks, dude! Oh, and here’s some blankets for you. They have an extra little surprise for you!”

  • KJM
    • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

      Kim Deal is the best!

  • Death
  • IronLawnmower

    I just ordered a baphomets blood box set from some guy in france. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDiH9X16S88&channel=Astaroth412

    Also this local band I’m buddies with’s album.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcWVFhsldR8

    • Death

      Was his name Blake Judd?

      • IronLawnmower

        God I hope not.

      • Nope, he’s the junkie passed out with a needle in his arm over in a Lakeview (Chicago) dumpster, or under the Red Line tracks. Thankfully never hung out with him outside of visiting my friend over at Metal Haven. Not much of a surprise about him ripping off people; he’s got a pretty bad rep in the Lakeview/Uptown area. I wouldn’t be amazed if most of the stuff he’s selling was stolen from Metal Haven, or recently from Reckless Records. Or simply from ex-friends.

        • IronLawnmower

          You mean he hasn’t been kneecapped? Over here troublemakers are dealt with.

  • KJM

    A trve Thanksgiving classic

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3mgmEdfwg

  • Dental_Damnation

    Guitar Hero got you into music? Jesus Christ I’m old

    • KJM

      You ain’t kidding. Damn…

      • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

        I said this earlier. I’m not even as old as you fogies and this makes me feel like an old old man.

    • JWG

      Since that is as game-related as it is music-related I can say this without being too tangential: I’m still reeling at how often I hear my students refer to Nintendo 64 as ‘retro gaming’.
      When I think of retro gaming I think of the Commodore 64 version of Frogger or maybe my earliest friend’s Atari 2600.

      • KJM

        Pong.

        • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

          Baseball.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

            I consider Atari retro gaming. I’ve played N64, SNES, NES, Atari Jaguar, Atari Lynx, Sega Genesis and a ton of other old consoles. N64 and PS1 are not retro gaming.

        • JWG

          My first actual ‘game’ experience was almost definitely The Oregon Trail on an Apple II.

          Considering how often I died of dysentery, I count that as my first technical encounter with the Survival Horror genre.

          • KJM

            Did you ever play ‘Hidden Agenda’? That was a pretty cool Apple game.

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    porkamania—a struggle for the earth—stagnation
    a conflict– no one asked for

    at the present time

    listen to the first vid—while watching the 2nd crop rotation video muted–watch both

    http://youtu.be/5-WpsdC2-Cc
    http://youtu.be/OBwrGvuzqeA

    • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

      So this is about obesity, right? Fucking poets.

      • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

        to tell you the truth—that was the wrong video post–

        here is the actual post—to go with the muted video above

        http://youtu.be/zFxGtIqqwT4

        • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

          this was actually a message about the importance of crop rotation—
          porkamania was really about crossing the river—into pig metaphor acceptance—cuz everyone’s a pig—so might as well start there—

          • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

            watch these population control vids–together—-with the 2nd steve perry video posted above (full vol)

            http://youtu.be/cvoqm5iitos

            http://youtu.be/CM3ZHMBhP2k

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

            Ahhhh, Ok. I get it now.

          • Gvacamole Jim

            Yeah, he lost me initially, then redeemed himself.

  • KJM
    • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

      I love this song. Also, I’m watching the CM Punk interview with Colt Cabana and holy shit the WWE has done quite a bit of scummy things since CM Punk joined the company.

      • KJM

        It’s always been that bad. In fact, before there was so much public scrutiny, it was even worse.

        • Janitor Jim Dvggan’s Spooky To

          I may not be a CM Punk fan but I have to respect him for this. He could have asked to get paid for this info but he did it for free. Fuck the WWE, I’m going back to TNA when they come on Destination America. I’ve heard they’re doing a lot of changes.

          • KJM

            And he’s even gonna come back next week for more.

            WWE sucks, but there’s still a lot of people there that I like who have nothing to do with this. I’ll still support them, especially DB, The Wyatts, and Ziggler.

  • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

    In honor of moving on from comment #1349 and maybe thanksgiving (certainly booze): another pointless music video
    http://youtu.be/vJtQYpzJ0dM

  • CT-12

    Even though I’m a day late to this original post, just wanted to wish all of the Toilet a happy Thanksgiving and also, twas a great article Leif, not a dry eye in the hovse!

    • KJM

      Says it all really.

  • KJM

    Here’s one for @thecultoftheblueoyster:disqus

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn9YfMRcjRo

    • KJM

      Dammit, did you change your name again?

    • Scrimm

      Here’s another one for him. 😉

      • KJM

        Hehehehe

      • Death

        You two ain’t friends?

        • Scrimm

          You don’t see the wink at the end of that?

  • KJM
  • Scrimm

    Hammered and currently trying to learn this song on guitar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CG43jfO1kw

    • KJM

      I’ve only just started playing guitar about 8 months ago, learning a bunch of simple classic rock tunes. Maybe in a few years time I can attempt something like this, but not today.

      • Scrimm

        I’ve been playing for over 25 years and I still suck. This isn’t quite as hard as it sounds.

        • KJM

          I’m just trying to memorize chords right now and play the simple stuff smoothly. Technique will come later. I’m honestly very happy with where I’m at right now.

          • Scrimm

            That’s good man. I am totally self taught, so I couldn’t even tell you what chord I am playing usually. I just play what sounds good to me. I am the worst musician technically in my bands and my group of friends that play, but people tell me I have a recognizable style after hearing me a while and I’ve written the majority of the material we have recorded/are recording, I’ll take that any day over technique. For me the quickest and easiest way to get better is to play with people, preferably if they are a little better and push you to play at their level. It worked great for me.

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

            My situation is pretty similar. Whats even weirder is that I dont seem to ever really play the type of music I listen to. In fact, a lot of the stuff I write is on the acoustic (folky stuff) as opposed to metal.

          • Scrimm

            That’s pretty cool though, a lot of that shit is badass. I want to get an acoustic, it has been a long time. Maybe a 12 string.

          • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

            fucking 6 strings is enough for me, lol, i can’t even imagine.

          • Scrimm

            I have an 7 string ltd I love too.

          • KJM

            One of the eventual goals is to be able to pick up a 12 string Martin and play without even thinking about it.

          • Scrimm

            My old boss had one they are fun.

          • KJM

            My old friend Michael(R.I.P.) had one in addition to his Strat, his Tele, and his 12 string Rickenbacker.

        • BLVCKBEVRD’S HOLIDVY ELIXXR

          I’ve been playing for at least 15 and I kinda suck, too. Dont feel bad

          • Scrimm

            I don’t. I’m happy with how I am.

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