Mini Haikus from Around the Bowl: 06/15/17


What’s up, Toilet folk? Are you having a good day? Here’s some music, y’all: ApothesaryAnthriel, AposentoWednesday 13, Dream Evil, Mongol and Gnipahålan.

ApothesaryAccept Loss Forever
M-Theory Audio | July 2nd, 2017

Vicious death metal
Featuring Clayton Cagle
From the band Hatchet


Welcome to Rifftown
Makes me want to punch the world
And do some deadlifts

— 365.

Anthriel Transcendence
Lion Music | June 15th 2017

New Symphony X!!!
Wait, that’s not Russell
But this is real good


Romeo, take notes
Quit tryinna be Pantera
Reclaim this glory


Aposento Bleed to Death
Xtreem Music | June 12th 2017

This is Death Metal
With blastbeats and loud guitars
And low vocals too


Thick production here
Can be pretty dense at times
Reminds me of tar


Wednesday 13Condolences
Nuclear Blast Records | June 2nd, 2017

Metal horror punk
Graveyards and cemeteries
Silly not scary


Dream Evil – Six
Century Media Records | May 26th, 2017

Cheesy but still fun
Power or heavy metal?
It’s good either way


MongolWarrior Spirit
Independent | April 29th, 2017

Raise your sword on high
Folk Metal from Canada
Polite pillaging


It’s super catchy
While still being real heavy
Dance like a goofus

— 365.

Gnipahålan I Blodets Kamp…
Mysticism Productions |
March 29th, 2017

Sublimated black essence.
Squalls surround spirit.

— Lacertilian.

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