10 Questions for the Guy That Pissed on a Family at a Metallica Concert

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Sad but True.

Daniel Daddio of Albuquerque, New Mexico was arrested last Friday at a Metallica concert in Glendale, Arizona. The reason? He is accused of urinating on the man, wife, and child seated in front of him at the University of Phoenix stadium during the performance. Of all the things to expect at a Metallica show (price gouging, spotty drumming, YEAH-AH’s!), I wouldn’t expect to get pissed on by a drunk middle aged man. Perhaps I’m just naive. Regardless, this incident has left me with ten questions for the alleged piss taker.

1. Peeing on people a pretty strange thing to do. Were you simply trying to save James Hetfield from another pyro incident but simply unable to reach him with your stream?

2. Was this a situation where had to go so bad that Nothing Else Matters?

3. Did you not notice the family in front of you before you? Was the child an Invisible Kid?

4. How much booze did you have to swallow to get drunk enough to simply not care that you were pissing on a 10-year old girl?

5. Are you thankful that the father of the child you peed on didn’t lose his mind and get arrested for Battery?

6. You were arrested at 9:40 PM. Given how long it takes cops to do anything, we can assume you pissed on the family at like 9. What time did you start binge drinking in order to get piss ass wasted enough to urinate on a family by 9 PM?

7. Stadium shows are notorious for overpriced beers. Last one I went to had Bud Lite priced at $13/bottle. How could you afford to purchase enough booze to get so drunk that you thought it was a good idea to simply unhitch your britches, whip out your junk, and spray pee all over a family of three?

8. Are you concerned that, as a 44 year old man accused of pissing on a family, a judge might find you Unforgiven?

9. Do you think your actions that night were more scarring to a young child than Lars’ nipple rings?

10. What in the fuck is wrong with you?

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  • Brutalist_Receptacle

    YEAH, UM, BUD LIGHT AINT BEER.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Was he Hardwired to go pre at that exact time?

  • That shit is fucked.

    GL

  • Howard Dean

    4. How much booze did you have to swallow to get drunk enough to simply not care that you were pissing on a 10-year old girl?

    “Wait, what y’all looking at me for?!”

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/61/Rkellytrappedinthecloset2007.jpg/270px-Rkellytrappedinthecloset2007.jpg

  • JWG

    I’m stuck between a semi-political Russian Pee Tape reference, or a potentially way out of date R. Kelly one, so I’ll just leave the implication of both here…

  • Brutalist_Receptacle

    Trump Watersports World Tour Two!
    Coming soon to a Moscow hotel room near you!
    Opening Act: This Schmuck!

  • He couldn’t stand The Wait to Cure his Struggle Within so he whipped out his Thing That Should Not Be, (or perhaps his Shortest Straw), took a Judas Piss, and now he probably shows No Remorse because he Ain’t Your Biiiiiiit-cha!

    (didn’t Megadeth do a song like that on Youthanasia?)

    • Eliza

      Victory was the name of that song

    • Hans

      Looked it up cause I thought you meant they did one with Metallica titles… which would have been funnier than what it is. If you’re gonna do that, do it about another band.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mtam3u9csPI

      • Eliza

        If that would’ve been a thing, it would’ve been quite a funny thing.

      • Haha, naw, with Megadeth titles. My brother was the resident ‘deth fan in our household but I remember that song though.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™
  • Sir Ukkometso The Based

    Yeah, this is pretty fucked. I mean, if you’re gonna start pissing on people you should poop on them as well. This guy clearly hasn’t learned the etiquette.

  • Eliza
  • Hans

    The content. It is good.

  • nbm02ss

    “5. Are you thankful that the father of the child you peed on didn’t lose his mind and get arrested for Battery?”

    Maybe security got to him before said ass whopping occured? If everything I’ve come to know of this world is correct, a father at a Metallica concert is probably not someone whose family you would want to piss on.

  • more beer

    Off topic but this is what was going on here today. Joe you missed a golden opportunity. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/40ca05c07b93e5f8599a342760544ebbc21c987becceb72f57225a531d0ce4bf.jpg

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    Wee bit uncalled for really. Can’t think of any excuses that hold water.

  • Count_Breznak

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/241c7aa39354c9782b7bf80ce594998600a4b040952225c54eec24bd5d9b961c.jpg

    ….seated ? Where the did they perform, a home for the elderly ? A cinema ? Id start pissing on random things too if there where fucking seats everywhere.

    • You never been to a stadium?

      • Ted Nü-Djent ™

        All stadium shows I’ve been to have a dance floor and no seats.

        • Lacertilian

          Surprised you haven’t seen anyone at Stadium Australia. Probably for the best though, not a great concert venue.

          • Ted Nü-Djent ™

            Apart from NRL games, I saw Gunners there and it sucked.

        • Stadiums here have a dance floor alongside upper decks with chairs built in.

      • Count_Breznak

        Not in one where people sat on the ranks to watch the show. Why would you even do that, let alone pay for it.

        • Probably because, in this case, it was a family including a young child trying to go enjoy a dad rock show.

  • Óðinn

    I once saw a guy get his ear halfway cut off at a Metallica concert. Never saw anyone get pissed on at a Metallica concert.

    • GoatForest

      Goddamn, dude.

    • Lacertilian

      Definitely buried the lede there man

    • mvtvllicv is fvckin brvtal
      -krieg dude

  • Scrimm

    Would have killed him. Few things gross me out but piss is one of them

  • Dave Shellenberger

    I heard he had No Remorse