Gird Your Loins with a BRAND NEW TovH Shirt!

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We’re proud to release the latest Toilet ov Hell shirt design, a collaboration with our favorite evil clown, sweettooth0! Revel in the melt-y viscosity this shirt, an homage to the splatterpunk classic, Street Trash! Pick up a shirt today and be the coolest weirdo in your neighborhood.

Have you ever said to yourself, “Self, I sure would like to wear a t-shirt of my favorite metal blog designed by a very talented reader of that blog?” Likewise, have you ever thought to yourself, “My favorite metal blog doesn’t run ads or sponsored content from shady e-commerce sites. I wonder how I can help them stay afloat financially?” Then, friend, this is your lucky day! Our latest shirt design is positively siqqqqqqqq, featuring more colors and liquid flesh than you can shake a stick at. Take a look at sweettooth0’s design in all of its glory:


Pretty great, right? Want one? You’ve got two weeks to pick one up right here. This will be your last chance to purchase shirts before we migrate to an on-demand webstore and costs rise. Don’t fuck around and miss out on this opportunity to rep the Toilet at the grocery store, church, or job interviews.

You’d look good as fuck in this.

ALSO, by popular demand, you can pick up an OG TovH shirt design right here. Every shirt purchased helps me pay for site bandwidth, hosting for exclusive streams, and data for the podcast. So go forth and purchase style, my dudes. Please.

Did you dig this? Take a second to support Toilet ov Hell on Patreon!
  • Señor Jefe El Rossover

    Gotdang! Would you look at those colors!

  • Guacamole Jim
    • Óðinn

      Shes’s gettin’ down on fuck yeah.

  • Hold up one sec – making a quick change. Do not buy a shirt for 5 mins

    • I HAD TO VERIFY THAT THE SHIRT WOULD PRINT TRANSPARENTLY AND THAT THERE WOULDN’T BE A BLACK BOX PRINTED DIRECTLY AROUND THE DESIGN. I VERIFIED IT AND NOW THIS IS DONE QUIT SABOTAGING MY SALES, BRO.

      • Dumpster Lung

        You know what? I was going to ask about that, but I was gonna just suck it up and wear it with a box around it if that’s how it turned out <3

        • You would.

        • sweetooth0

          I noticed the box right away and panicked. But we got it all sorted.

      • Óðinn
      • If there was ever a more lucrative business than a niche extreme metal toilet fetish blog, a clothing brand based on a niche extreme metal toilet fetish blog would definitely be it.

        • JWG79

          How to start an argument between linguists from different sub-disciplines: is it pronounced ni(t)CH, or nēSH/?

    • Anyone selling limited edition black box tees? Now a collector’s item!

      • Bring back the black box tee

        • Freedom Jew

          Buy me a shirt, fatty.

      • Elegant Gazing Globe

        I have black surplus OG OG and toilet cloud available

    • Jay Riemenschneider

      But he can erase you. #BanRandall

      (joking of course)

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    Phuck yes, grabbing me another OG so I can wear the first one 😛
    Def grabbing Sweetooth0’s designee one too. It’s, uh, like the kids these days say, sick.

    • Señor Jefe El Rossover

      Siqqq nasteee

  • Read that as: Every shirt purchased helps me pay for bite sandwich

  • Joaquin Stick

    UNOFFICIAL FREE SHIRT CONTEST!!!!
    My t-shirt bin is exploding as it is, but I <3 TovH and want to support it.
    Rules:
    1. This is for POOR PEOPLE ONLY! Be honest, if you were already going to buy a shirt, please don’t submit. Just buy a shirt and leave this to the bros that can’t afford it.
    2. Post a bandcamp link below to an album you think I will really like AND have never heard of before.
    3. My favorite pick by the end of the weekend gets a shirt.
    4. You only get to suggest ONE submission, so choose wisely.
    5. I don’t feel like giving hints as to what I have heard before and what genres I like, so good luck.

  • Jay Riemenschneider

    That is fucking awesome. Should make that the site’s head banner or something. Too cool for just a shirt.

  • Howard Dean

    When comes “Shirt Stains: Toilet ov Hell” edition? 🙂

    In all seriousness, I like that crazy color design. Reminds me of that old Nickelodeon cartoon “Real Monsters” but on acid. I don’t know if I’d wear that design on a t-shirt (since I’m kind of a picky prick), but I would definitely buy an album that had that cover art.

  • Eliza
  • Related: If you’ve never seen Street Trash, I highly, highly recommend you check it out. It’s gross.
    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a3/Streettrash.jpg/220px-Streettrash.jpg

    • Leif Bearikson

      I saw this design and knew you had told him “Street Trash”

  • sweetooth0

    glad y’all like it. It was a fun design to work on!

    • You did a fantastic job!!!!!!

      • sweetooth0

        thanks dude!

    • Eliza

      Do you do art professionally? You’re really good.

      • sweetooth0

        just a hobby. But I’m trying to sell stuff I make these days. Maybe one day I can get enough of a clientele built up I can quite the ol’ day job as they say.

        • Eliza

          You should keep doing, I’m sure it’ll leaf to some great results.

      • sweetooth0

        also, thanks!

    • Óðinn

      Nice work, Sweetooth bro.

      • sweetooth0

        thanks!

    • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

      Great design. Reminds me of old school Gwar shirts

      • sweetooth0

        thanks, I like all that Gwar stuff!

        • Óðinn
          • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

            R.I.P. Brockie

          • sweetooth0

            ha ha, I did a report on John Cousteau when I was in elementary school. When I was young I wanted to be a marine biologist.

          • Óðinn

            Aside form geography, that’s a perfectly respectable Saskatchewan career choice. 😉

          • JWG79
          • sweetooth0

            yeah, that’d be a move to BC for sure right there. We do have a lot of fresh water lakes though.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Nice work dude! Didn’t know you were an illustrator!

      • sweetooth0

        thanks, glad you like! I do it as a hobby.

  • GL

    If I could just get one printed in a toddlers oneszie size! Damnity!

    GL

  • JWG79

    It’s like one of the more colourful Cavity Colors shirts (almost pains me to spell colour wrong, but that’s their name, so it is what it is).

    So, basically, what I’m saying is I have no reason not to want it.

    • Dumpster Lung

      Spell it AMERICAN, you mean.

      • JWG79

        I did say wrong, didn’t I?

        (I kid… mostly…)

        • Dumpster Lung

          I don’t mind colour/favour/etc, but I never do it myself, of course. I do always default to “grey” rather than “gray,” though, and I think that’s less common here.

          • sweetooth0

            people spell grey as gray??

          • Dumpster Lung

            Yeah, I’ve seen it a lot, and even had autocorrect default to that spelling before.

    • sweetooth0

      hails to spelling colour and labour correctly!!

  • Dumpster Lung

    YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    • GL

      BRO U R ON FIRE!

      • Dumpster Lung

        It’s more fitting my namesake, as Dumpster Lung is the condition you are stricken with when you are smothered in smoke from a nearby construction dumpster fire in an alleyway while you’re trying to enjoy a nice lunch on an outdoor patio with your coworkers.

        If I ever started/joined a band, that’s what it’d be called haha.

    • Óðinn
  • Butts4Gutts

    OH SHIT

    I’m going to have to buy a shirt designed by a flatlander from Saskatchewan, but oh well, I’ll do it for the Toilet.

    • Howard Dean
    • GL

      I can honestly say I have never heard of anyone making fun of someone because they live on flat land. Interesting.

      • Leave flatlanders alone!

        • GL

          YOU FUCKIN’ DICKS WALKING AROUND ON YER FLAT GROUND AND SHIT. NOT EVEN WORRIED ABOUT HILLS, OR TREES, OR MOOSES, DICKS.

          • sweetooth0

            I believe some Moose live around here, and with the land being so flat, their threat is multitudes higher.

          • Hans Copronym

            Moose urine flood once a year?

          • GL

            Moose logic. I love it!

          • Howard Dean

            Saskatchewan, Alberta, and Manitoba are like wolf central, right? I’d hate to be tracked by a hungry wolf pack across a barren plain with nowhere to hide. I remember seeing a picture of some dude who shot this giant fucking wolf in Alberta (I think?). Fucking thing was pretty scary. Didn’t realize wolves got that big.

          • sweetooth0

            I’ve never seen a wolf other than at my local zoo and a buddy who had a part wolf (mostly wolf with a bit of husky or shepard if memory serves) dog as a pet. I imagine there’s some up north though. Coyote’s on the other hand, lots of them.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasty.

          • Joaquin Stick

            I’m afraid of moose dicks.

          • GL

            Noted.

      • Eliza

        As someone who has spend the overwhelming majority of their life on flatland, I don’t get it either.

      • Howard Dean

        “Flatlander” is a very common insult in Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine. It’s usually directed at peeps from Massachusetts (“Massholes”), Rhode Island, Connecticut, New York, and New Jersey who swarm the states in droves at certain points of the year (ski season, foliage season, etc).

        The ironic thing is those states depend heavily on the income from tourism and second/third home ownership. So you’re basically insulting the people that keep your state running.

        • GL

          Makes sense. I was called a FIFO in Tennessee once. “Fucking Idiot From Ohio”. Basically the same argument.

          • Señor Jefe El Rossover

            I’m stealing this

          • GL

            I’ll make sure not to… tell anyone?

          • Howard Dean

            Yep. I mean, it can definitely be annoying when you’re a native and you just want to take a picturesque hike or go to your favorite local restaurant and you need to contend with swarms of loud and (usually) obnoxious tourists. But the states would literally dry up without tourism. Without the loudmouth pricks half the businesses would close.

          • Joaquin Stick

            Oh man, I found out when I was like 20 that Wisconsin had a shit nickname for people from IL. I never had a problem with the state until I found that out. Now I hate all those rednecks. Friggin South of the North.

            I can’t even remember what the stupid nickname was.

          • Dumpster Lung

            South of the North, hahhaha.

            A friend I made at a metal show (who is from North Dakota) told me Minnesota is the California of the Midwest when I told him most of the people I deal with at work are around that area. I’d never heard that before, and asked someone from MN and they never had either haha.

          • Óðinn

            I’m looking California
            And feeling Minnesota

            https://youtu.be/sNh-iw7gsuI

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Was it FIBs (fuckin’ Illinois bastards)?

            We had friends that lived in the Chicago suburbs their whole life, moved to WI for a job, and within a span of months were slinging that acronym around. They now live in Florida and complain about snowbirds from the midwest. Lame.

          • Joaquin Stick

            Yeah that was it. So terrible.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Like anyone should care, y’know?

          • GL

            Sounds like they are massive posers. lol

          • GL

            Don’t hate, celebrate! Friday, bro!

          • Dumpster Lung

            LOL. From/still living in TN, but never heard of that before.

          • GL

            I would believe it is mostly something said for the people who came down the to visit the lakes you all have. Tourist stuff, ya know.

          • Dumpster Lung

            Maybe in more rural spots it’s more common. In Nashville, almost everyone you run into has moved here from somewhere else, so I guess it’s not as pervasive 😛

          • Howard Dean

            FIFO: No longer just an acronym for a style of inventory management in accounting.

        • Vault Dweller

          Asshole in Maine, Born A Masshole, can confirm all the things said here.

          • saprophial

            Arizona is just all of the heat, bad political news, and some convincing image that we ride horses everywhere, apparently.

            But hey we have Gila monsters and SWTF.

  • Dumpster Lung

    Agh, I don’t know the difference between American Apparel and Fruit of the Loom. I rarely pay any attention to the brand my band shirts are. I think a lot are Gildan, probably a bunch of Fruit of the Loom, but unsure if I have any American. Recommendations?

    • Joaquin Stick

      The AA is a nicer quality fabric and runs pretty slim. I usually wear mediums and the AA medium is on the small side. If that helps.

    • sweetooth0

      American Apparel shirts are nicer, they have more fitted shape and tend to be a bit longer. They are also softer.

      • Dumpster Lung

        Well, fitted and softer sounds great, but I’m already so goddamn short as it is, I think I’ll gird my loins with Fruit of the Loom.

        Thanks!

        • sweetooth0

          I like longer shirts mainly because i’m barrel chested, so shirts always end up fitting me too short.

      • Óðinn

        I’m tall, so I like those longer AA shirts.

    • JWG79

      Definitely worth the few extra dollars.

      I’ve got a few from years ago that still wear great, and haven’t shrunk much at all or frayed in any way… though were obviously no more or less resistant to fading than FotL or similar brands.

      Edit: fixed plural-singular mixup. Fortunately I’m not a language major.

      • Óðinn

        Yeah, I was just noticing the other day that this t-shirt I bought that cost $30 many years ago is still wearable and in good shape. Meanwhile, I’ve gone through many other $5 t-shirts during the same time. Sometimes you do get what you pay for.

      • My American Apparel TovH shirts have definitely shrank. I’m positive it’s the material and not the 20 extra pounds I’ve put on since buying them.

        • sweetooth0

          yeah, I had the same thing happen to me…

  • Hans Copronym

    Taking an L this time. My other one is snug af, which is a good excuse never to work out I guess.

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    So this is the last shirt before the ToH merch store goes full on Earache Records?

  • JWG79

    It seems to have accepted my payment details without bothering to require the CVN (had to use credit card, I don’t trust Paypal after some recent shenanigans).

    Edit:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/bd716eba7d61020ae3737b382c50d9b832c9d70e4be29ce9a01bcf90c7df0593.jpg

    • Señor Jefe El Rossover

      Say bye to all of your monies.

      • JWG79

        My CC is basically kept at a constant state of intentionally near-maxed out. The most they can do is pay off some so they can use it right after which I’d declare it stolen.

        • sweetooth0

          I want thieves to steal me cred card info and pay it off for me.

    • Dumpster Lung

      What went down with Paypal? I hadn’t used Paypal in ages, but finally started using it again when I switched banks and got new credit cards last year, and realized it was a pain in the ass always updating out of date card info on separate sites.

      • JWG79

        From what I read they got busted donating money for charity sites (where they’re used as the fund transfer method) to completely different, and in some cases deliberately contrary, charities.

        And apparently it wasn’t just their commission share, either…

        • Dumpster Lung

          Whoa, real shady. Interesting that it still went to charity rather than straight to someone’s pockets (well, take that back. It probably still went straight to someone’s pockets, just not the person at PayPal who was doing it).

  • Señor Jefe El Rossover

    When we get the site redisign finished, can I request stickers of this design?

  • This shirt would go nice with some Anthrax jams, too bad they don’t make them anymore.

  • Count_Breznak

    Bestial cavernous warshirt.

  • This looks awesome, fantastic work dude! Definitely going to buy one.

  • Waynecro

    Excellent artwork, sweetooth0!

  • Vault Dweller

    Dude this is sick as all hell- I love color schemes and contrast. Really like it. I’m gonna jump awn this.

  • Doom Scientist

    Yo ho ho, just stopping in to say hey.

  • Sadistikexekution

    I want one, it looks great, but it will scare the shit out of my kids.
    Can’t eveen wear my Iron Maiden shirt around the house.

    ** flushes toilet **