Getting Laid at Bandcamp: The First of 2015

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Welcome back to camp, flushers! It’s a new year and that means another year of filthy chaos and destruction! I’m featuring some new releases from this year and some forgotten gems from last year that I never got around to mentioning to ya’ll. It’s been about two months since my last post so I hope you guys are ready for some unpleasant ear carnage and awful writing. Lets do this BRO!


Truppensturm / Thorybos: Approaching Conflict (2015)

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Lets start this post off with something aggressive as hell shall we? Truppensturm is a German band that I really got into the beginning of last year. Their last album Salute To The Iron Emperors was released back in 2010, so it’s about damn time for some new material by them. Truppensturm are a unrelenting fury of blast beats, tremolo picking, and war-metal annihilation. Truppensturm’s goal is always is to achieve total fucking death and fury with each and everyone of their war anthems. Truppensturm start off this spilt with 5 chaotic tracks that set the mood right away. There is is no denying what you are getting you self into here. Enjoy intense fury that is Truppensturm.

Were you hoping for a break? I hope not, because there is no fucking break. After the relentless Truppensturm side of the split is finished we are introduced to the mighty German warriors Thorybos. Much like Truppensturm, Thorybos keep their war-metal painful and fierce by keeping the drums pummeling and the guitars menacing. I prefer the production to the Thorybos side of this split a bit more then Truppensturm’s. Something about how it sounds like it was recorded in a cave makes it much more menacing and frightening. If you flushers are fans of DiocletianSacrocurse, or Black Witchery, you will love this shit.


Weregoat: Slave Bitch of the Black Ram Master (2014)

***Album art is NSFW – click here to view***

Total menacing and perverse blasphemous onslaught is achieved in this hate filled EP! Weregoat do not fuck around when it comes to crafting their savage style of blackened death metal. If that album cover and album title is not enough to give you a hint of what to expect from Weregoat, then I guess you’ll just have to hit play and be damned in the filthiest depths of hellfire that there is. The vocals sound like ferocious hell hounds barking for a taste of fresh blood from only the purest of virgins. Every pounding drum hit is like Satan’s burning fist crushing your face over and over again. The guitars are savage and annihilating chaos that boil the brains of each and every listener that dares to play this Satanic monster of an EP. Weregoat have yet to release a full-length, hopefully 2015 will be that year. If not, lets hope for some more savage EP’s and splits.


WHORESNATION: Scum Will Reign (2014)

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Time to bring the grind madness! These French grinders deliver us with 8 songs in less then 10 minutes of the fastest and most vicious oldschool style of grind possible. This EP is a fucking endurance test, and as a drummer that plays grind I can vouch for this. There is one drum beat in this entire EP – the almighty blast beat, which ranges from fast to really fucking fast to FUCK ME I’M DEAD THIS IS FAST! For a grind album as aggressive and fast as this one, it’s surprisingly tight. Before you can comprehend what is going on in this EP, it’s over and you are left breathless and beat down, but wanting more. I’ve listened to this 3 times now while writing this and I’m still craving more blasting brutality. If you are looking for more grind from Whoresnation go check out their Bandcamp page here.


With The End In Mind: Thresholder (2014)

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This was a very pleasant gem I found while I was browsing through Bandcamp not too long ago. With The End In Mind is a one man atmospheric black metal project by the very talented Alex F, although I’ve read that the drummer was not Alex F, but instead an Alex Mody, and the female vocals and cello are by an Emily Metcalf. Thresholder is absolutely stunning in its grim beauty. There is a folk essence to the songwriting that creates a very nice contast to the black metal portions, created by brilliant acoustic guitars and clean female vocals. Haunting distorted guitar chords soar through rich reverb and are accompanied by harsh vocal shrieks crying sorrow and misery through a full moon night. Some of the slower and more ambient/acoustic sections are some of my more favorite parts of the album. I feel that With The End In Mind could really bring the chills with a haunting ambient album if they ever went for it. If you crave more, check out their first EP, which is free for download on their Bandcamp page here.


Kathryn Joseph: Bones You Have Thrown Me and Blood I’ve Spilled (2015)

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This is already my favorite album of 2015 and it’s not even metal. Much like one of my favorite releases from last year (Sea Oleena’s Shallow), this one is very much heavy, but in a more emotional sense. Kathryn Joseph voice is beyond stunning and the words she sings bleed on to you. There is a sadness and mourning embedded deep within Kathryn, and she is not afraid to present it to us all. Kathryn is a magnificent singer/songwriter that should not be missed. I expect this album to get a lot of recognition this year. I’m very much looking forward to getting my vinyl copy in the mail soon so I can read all of her alluring lyrics.


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  • Adding all these to the never ending list, they will be listened to!

  • Renan Ribeiro

    Bandcamp is the only way I’m getting laid these days. *sigh*

    • I prefer to call it “semi-voluntary celibacy”.

      • Renan Ribeiro

        I like your choice of “semi”. Semi-imposed, of course, remains implicit.

      • Sounds like you all need a trip to the local BDubs to hit some of that waitress tail, nahmean?

        • Renan Ribeiro

          Or Hooters, for the sad Adam Sandler kind of vibe. Still, the Hooters in Warwick, RI was the only place that showed UFC fights anywhere remotely close to me and there was no way I’d pay for the fucking PPV.

          I like Hooters.

          • I had to explain to my sheltered girlfriend what Twin Peaks (the restaurant) was the other day. Then she put 2 and 2 together and figured out what their tagline means as well. She was not happy.

          • Renan Ribeiro

            Fun fact: if you google image search Twin Peaks Restaurant (which I just did) it becomes self-explanatory.

        • How would hitting waitress tails help?

          • Guest

            More importantly, why do these waitresses have tails?
            Not sure if NSFW

          • These are the important questions!

          • Once severed and preserved properly, the tail of a waitress is considered a good luck charm by many cultures.

    • you should come to Venezuela. Every medic I see here is either monogamous-happily married or is very very horny lol

      • …. are they cute?

        • I don’t judge people by their appareance, so I don’t know what I have to say to respond your question 😛

          • Howard Dean

            Link, do you honestly not look at a person and say to yourself “wow, that person is attractive/cute/hot/sexy/etc”?

          • I’m very careful with my choice of words. And I use that kind of statements to person that I really really have near me

          • Also, the person I really really thinks it got the beauty I want to see it’s my fiancée. Very honest to say that. 🙂

        • I just know that they’re very horny and found a lot of couples (male and female medics) because they can gain acceptable salary in the private clinics.

      • Nordling Rites ov Kahlua

        Come to Finland rather, they may be happily married, but never monogamous and always carry a horn instrument.
        (Srs, there are articles dedicated to how to best catch a nurse and such things, I thought this was all around the world)

      • Renan Ribeiro

        I believe this is true worldwide, the problem is I didn’t graduate yet hahaha

    • Edward/Breegrodamus

      Not me, lol

      • serial dating has it perks then?? lol

        GL

        • Edward/Breegrodamus

          I think I’m getting close to the end of that phase of it, but yes. Need to make some decisions here soon.

          • “Alright ladies. Now that I have been on 5 dates with each of you, I now must choose”

            ND

            *this is how I interpreted your comment. haha*

          • Howard Dean

            This made me get a mental image of the Bret Michaels “Rock of Love” bus. [shudder]

          • Rock of Love was fucking appointment watching for me when I was in college. So good. So gross.

          • Howard Dean

            Like a car accident. You just can’t look away.

            I just looked it up. I can’t believe it lasted three seasons! Then again, Wahlburgers just finished its second season, so anything can happen out there.

          • I feel dirty just thinking about that sleazeball.

            GL

          • Stockhausen

            GL

      • Renan Ribeiro

        Teach me, bro.

        • Edward/Breegrodamus

          Honestly I think it was a string of going out on one or two dates with a variety of women and facing a lot of rejection. In some weird way it got my confidence up and also helped me address the fact that like most other things, the results don’t really matter.

          Just get out there. It’s a numbers game. Takes practice.

          • Did it help your situation to yell ” BUT I AM NEGRODAMUS!”
            Or did you overlook that bit of strategy?

            GL

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            Overlooked it but now it is noted.

          • i think you should give us an example of a good introductory message for the online dating thingy. apparently i’m bad at it!

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            One of the women I am going out with actually emailed me first, so that was tight, but…

            Talk about something they have written about themselves.

          • vetoed. i’ll stick with “hai U R hot… text me!”

          • Howard Dean

            “hai, r u teh female toilet slave? is ur webcam on?”

          • old_man_doom

            I started Tinder recently. It started as a bad, drunken decision that a female friend suggested, but it’s been working pretty well. I’m with Mr. Edward: start with something they like/hobby/work/whatever.

            Avoid (if possible) talking about toilets, Hell, the use of “ov” as the only trve preposition, skronk, or the tube amp vs. axefx debate.

          • all joe king aside, i always do start out with mentioning something that we’ve got in common (that’s when my love of Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj come in handy!) and ask questions to get her talking. just hasn’t worked yet (and i’ve sent like 50 over the course of four months), maybe i’m on a bad site!

          • Tyree

            Lolz to “joe king”.

          • Lacertilian

            Maybe confess you don’t like pop music so you can use your intimate knowledge of it to perform fun argumentative back & forth?
            I don’t know.
            I might be dealing bad advice here.

          • old_man_doom

            I’m right there with ya, man. Dates, rejection, build yourself up again, rinse and repeat. “That’s how you get to Carnegie Hall: practice.”

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            The same could likely be applied to many more areas of life. I should apply it now in my search for the perfect job for when I start school next fall. Job hunting bites dicks.

          • old_man_doom

            I feel like we are in same fucking boat with these things, except I will finishing school soon, so the job hunt is very real and very scary right now.

          • “Takes practice… and a beard.”
            FTFY

      • Tyree

        OooooooooOoooooooo! Get some ED!

    • i’m in the same boat. but not getting laid does have its perks:
      can always play video games
      time to write articles for the site
      save moneys
      not dealing with crazie!

      • Renan Ribeiro

        Have you considered buying a Fleshlight?

        • I sometimes wonder how I can add more shame to my life and then I remember I run a site called TOILET OV HELL.

          • I am sure that fact it is a standup talking point at family gatherings?

            GL

          • Renan Ribeiro

            Hahahahahahahahahahahah
            Is it shameful due to name alone or is it shameful because the regulars bring up male sex toys randomly?

          • Joe’s Grandma: “Now Joey, your mother said you made a website?”
            Papa Joe: “Yes!”
            Joe’s Grandma: “Now Joey, what is the name so I can “like” it on my FaceSpace profile”
            Papa Joe: “…..”

            GL

          • Horrifying AND accurate!

          • Lacertilian
          • Sometimes I want to share the blog I like to read, then I remember it’s called Toilet ov Hell and I don’t want to get ashamed.. jajajaja

          • I’ve actually left several random sheets of paper in classrooms with the websites name on it. I’ve also forced my parents to read the few articles I’ve done.

          • did you explain why are you a Duke ov the Void? it went well?

          • I’ve yet to do so. Perhaps once I acquire their souls to became Baron ov the Void, I shall reveal to them my origins.

          • Stockhausen

            You don’t run this website. You sit on a golden throne that’s balanced on a marble pedestal at the top of a staircase that’s all flying on the back of a huge, very strong eagle this website.

          • Don’t forget all of that is covered in poop, cuz toilet.

          • Stockhausen

            It adds to the sten–I mean glory.

      • BLXKKBEXRD

        Except you aren’t playing dks2 wif me 🙁

        • if PS3… i’ll order it used today!

          • BLXKKBEXRD

            Yes, should be cheap

          • we’ll be playing next week!

          • BLXKKBEXRD

            Fuckin a bro, you’ll have to add me on Skype or something

          • Herr Schmitty

            You got that DKS2 also? I got me some Dark Souls. PSN name?!

          • BLXKKBEXRD

            Ps3 tag is traitorsHEART

            My chars in dks1 and demon souls are pretty low level.

          • so you DO have demon’s souls?!?! i’ve already got that one, but if i remember a person can’t just join a friend in it…

          • BLXKKBEXRD

            No, you have to get rel creative in where you put your signs in demon souls and dks1. Dks2 has a ring mechanic that makes it easy, assuming you are in sl/sm range

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            Are the names case sensitive?

          • BLXKKBEXRD

            Yes

          • Herr Schmitty

            Aye aye! I only have DKS2 atm, and I only have one character; I think his level is like 80-something, and is pretty far into the first playthrough.

            Might be sick to join you guys though and start fresh!

          • BLXKKBEXRD

            I have two chars at SL350 one with a SM about 50mil the other around 10.

            I’m going to have to start a new char to help mcnutty

      • Herr Schmitty

        All facts!

        Shit happens, etc. I’ve never been the type to rush out and bang who/what-ever, and I’m assuming the same is true for you and Renan as well. The disadvantage is that there might be longer gaps between sexual partners as a result of being selective.

        The advantage? Not getting emotionally or physically entangled with someone you don’t really even like, which is most assuredly worse than being alone masturbating.

        • you’re never alone masturbating when the webcam is on!

          • JJM Plz!

            GL

            *edit* I can see how this could be viewed as wrong… I was trying to immitate JJD and his way of expressing “oh gosh” or “oh you crossed the line”…

          • hehe, gotcha! i can’t count how many times he’s said “Jimmy plz” or “Dammit Jimmy!”

            JJD

        • Edward/Breegrodamus

          That’s a pretty big frickin’ upside.

          • Herr Schmitty

            To me, it’s the biggest goddamn upside on the planet.

            My GF’s have had quirks and whatnot, ‘strange’ attributes, but they were always things I could understand and they never bothered me. Having partners with benign ‘flaws’ and ‘quirks’ is ideal to me. Everybody has positives- the question becomes if you can handle their negatives or not. If I think I can, go for it! If not, sex ain’t worth the stress that will inevitably follow.

            I know this, because several of my friends have dated women/men that were like your last two girlfriends, and I’ve watched the shit-show up close and personally! That juice ain’t worth the squeeze, metaphorically speaking!

          • my last girlfriend was legit sane. absolutely incredible. that was also my ONLY relationship in which she did the dumping.

            i see only one possible explanation. illuminati.

          • more beer

            You have that talent of attracting the crazy ones too. The thing that gets me with that. Is they always act normal in the beginning. They lull you into a false sense of this ones gonna be different. As soon as they comfortable enough they go full on bat shit crazy.

      • Tyree

        Drink more beer.

        • Renan Ribeiro

          That certainly changed for the better when I became lon… single.

        • Stockhausen

          Finally able to sit and listen through all of this. Loving me some WHORESNATION.

          • Tyree

            YEAH! Glad you like.

      • old_man_doom

        I’m dealing with crazie right now. It makes me want to just say fuck it and go complete my transition into a full, master-level troglodyte living in the woods.

        • “master-level troglodyte”

          This is a glorious image.

          GL

          • old_man_doom

            I have only achieved a low intermediate-level thus far, but a full lifestyle shift into forest-dwelling dirt wizard (or mud shaman) would allow me to graduate earlier.

          • Please keep us up to date with that progression!
            GL

          • Lacertilian

            How can we help you achieve this spectacular goal?
            Can we kick start a Dirt-WizardMud Shaman fund?

          • old_man_doom

            I need some one-on-one tutoring with Troy Sanders. That and I need to take “Pissed Off Warlord” 201 with Dr. Pike.

          • Lacertilian

            I would also recommend asking this top-notch shaman for advice.

      • Lacertilian

        Don’t want to ruin your mindset Jimmah but if you find the right gal you can nearly always play video games, have more money (coz she earns more & can budget) and she is much more rational than me.
        *checks letter box…finds divorce papers*

  • BLXKKBEXRD

    Man, that weregoat album cover is the shit. I’d take that as a fucking poster

    Edit: I like how the iimg wasn’t embedded because Murica, but it’s clearly visible on the bandcamp embed

  • Long have I awaited your triumphal return.
    This Truppensturm/Thorybos split is savage.

  • Howard Dean

    Very tempted to order that Truppensturm/Thorybos split from Van Records. That artwork is too sweet. The tunes are great, too!

    Welcome back, Tyree!

    • Mr.Custodial Arts

      Paolo Girardi man…his artwork is fucking STELLAR…I wanted the ARTIFICIAL BRAIN record before I heard a fucking note just based on the cover!

      • Howard Dean

        Same. The Labyrinth Constellation artwork was some of the best from last year.

    • Tyree

      Good to be back! I’m very tempted my self to pick up the physical release.

      • Howard Dean

        Wishing that Hells Headbangers or Dark Descent or somebody had these in stock (HH has a few different Truppensturm albums for sale, but not this split). I’m always a little more reluctant than usual to order from overseas. Maybe I’ll wait and see if a U.S. distro gets it in stock.

        • Tyree

          I’m surprised that Truppensturm is not more well known. They have been around for a while and yet no one seems to write or promote them much.

          • Howard Dean

            I’m guessing the name scares off some people. Though they are not NS, that name probably sets off alarms in people who have sensitives to NS aesthetics and music.

          • Tyree

            Yeah, I guess I don’t think about names as much as some people. But, you are probably correct.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            Man, I hear that. I am not that aware and I just don’t pay that much attention to the possibility that bands could be racist since I am not that way and not at all tuned into that scene.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            What does truppensturm mean?

          • Howard Dean

            It translates to “The storm squad.” Rather innocuous in and of itself. However, “sturm” is a popular prefix/suffix and standalone word in a lot of Nazi-themed things and German/Nazi history–notably the SA (“Sturmabteilung”), the paramilitary wing of the original NSDAP (Nazi) party.

          • mustangbomb

            Sprechen Sie Deutsch, Howie? I can never keep all the philosophic types on this site straight, but I can see how knowledge of that language could tie in with philosophy.

            Also, if I’m just being an ignorant American in assuming you aren’t a native speaker of anything but English, my bad.

          • Howard Dean

            Nope. Pretty much just a typically American, though I can read/speak French moderately, and have basic German and Latin knowledge. I’m afraid I’m not much of a polyglot, though I wish I were.

  • So far I’m really digging Thresholder. The instrumentation sounds super lush (Though I was slightly confused because I kept reading Alex F as “Axel F” and thinking about Beverly Hills Cop).

    • Elite Extremöphile

      dun DUN dun dunDUN dun dun dun

  • Renan Ribeiro

    Can’t say how much I like WHORESNATION cover art. I love designs that combine a level of anatomical accuracy with more cartoonish elements.

    • Tyree

      Same, I honestly like all of the artwork here. All very strong pieces.

      • Renan Ribeiro

        True dat. All unique and fitting perfectly with the music.

  • DDubya.

    Whoresnation is tasty

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

    Been listening to Kathryn Joseph since Tyree posted it to the FB a little while back.
    Her voice >>>>>>>>>>>>>

    • Tyree

      YES!!! I can’t get enough of the album.

  • Brock Samson

    Tyree, I could see a long, fruitful and loving relationship between us.

  • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

    This song is phat. I’m happy it was in Guardians Of The Galaxy.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd9gRMrv89I

    • You should say this a third time.

      • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

        I couldn’t get the link on the last comment so I had to delete it.

  • Nordling Rites ov Kahlua

    I know half of these and will check half later. Hookersnation rules a butt or two and at an appropriate length. Grind this simply reliant on speed shouldn’t go on longer, except live.

    • DDubya.

      Trollopsprovince

      • BLXKKBEXRD

        I knew trollop would catch on too

        • Nordling Rites ov Kahlua

          I didn’t know the word until now.

        • DDubya.

          I actually have a friend who used to use it all the time #knewitbeforeblackbeardsaidit

          • BLXKKBEXRD

            I’ll use something better next time then

          • DDubya.

            Strumpet?

          • BLXKKBEXRD

            Doesn’t connotate dirty enuff

          • DDubya.

            Mealy-mouthed crotch-pheasant?

          • BLXKKBEXRD

            How about fornicatress? Awesome band name too

          • Hooters, now hiring fornicatresses

          • DDubya.

            I dig that. Also, we could go with floozy if we want that 70s sleaze.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            Strumpet is pretty dirty sounding.

          • BLXKKBEXRD

            Sounds like a pastry

  • When I read the Whoresnation are from france and play grindcore, I knew it was worth checking out. All the bands I’m digging lately are from there. Viva La France!

  • PhoenixKing Leonhart

    Weregoat are some vicious stuff. I greatly enjoyed their tunes on their split with Diocletian and this sounds even more raw. Plus that album cover is top notch filthiness.

    You haven’t steered me wrong with your non metal offerings either Tyree, so I’ll be listening to Kathryn Joseph later today too.

    • Howard Dean

      That split with Diocletian is really good. One of my favorites from that haul I got from Dark Descent a few weeks ago. The Diocletian side isn’t as good as their stuff from Gesundrian, but then again, what is?

  • Stockhausen

    I cannot wait to check these out later, it feels good to be back at camp, even though our camp counselor is obviously an Illuminati pawn with THorybos.

  • Stanley

    TOO. MUCH. MUSIC.

    I’m still reveling in Spear’s pick from yesterday’s Toilet Tuesday (Exgenesis – Aphotic Veil).

    It’s not possible to move on to new things right now.

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    truppensturm—makes me glad to know that there are people in this world-with that aesthetic
    —-
    also–putting the album art of the slavemaster–as available with a link–seems like a good way to deal with the “Art availability” vs “work slave leash” issues

    fuck all hungup douchebag reactionary hypocrites and their deluded slaves/worm people–troubled–weakened—-beaten by whips and cellulite ridden fat fast food junkies–ectomorphic blobs——tv script repeater—reactionary –fear ridden reality jesus

  • #LinkPickOfThisGLAB: Kathryn Joseph. #LinkSealOfApproval

  • CT-12

    Great post Tyree, time to add more music to my never-ending, music-listening buffet! Also, here’s this photo that I had to share…

  • Ferris Mueller

    “If you flushers are fans of Diocletian, Sacrocurse, or Black Witchery, you will love this shit.”

    Who?

    • Edward/Breegrodamus

      I was recently listening to Sacrocurse (because of Tyree, coincidentally) and they are a bestial war metal band, very violent and abrasive stuff.

      Bestial war metal is like blackened death metal, right guys? I am being serious. I know we have gone over this.

      • Tyree

        Close enough. It’s sort of called different things by different people. I remember we called it plague metal once upon a time ago.

        • Edward/Breegrodamus

          Tyree did I ever show you the article your homegirl GK did on war metal? She only did two of these articles they were on microgenres but they were tight.

          • Howard Dean

            GRIM KIM RIDES A HOVEROUND

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            Haha, I know, I know.

          • BLXKKBEXRD
          • She probably had to stop doing them because her neighbors were complaining because she was blasting it because lol I like metal pls believe me.

          • Howard Dean

            She also probably had to stop doing them because even though they were published on a webpage/blog/social media, and were therefore part of the public domain, she decided she didn’t want anyone to read them, discuss them, link to them, or even pretend they were real. Consequently, she used her super underground metal clout to force their removal from people’s brains. Seriously. She hired The Men in Black to go around and erase memories.

          • We’re onto something. #GrimGate

      • Ferris Mueller

        If you cosign it’s worth checking out. Gotta wait for wife to get done with my headphones…

      • Howard Dean

        War metal: also called bestial black metal and black/death metal. The “blackened death metal” name, although not incredibly different from black/death metal in terms of what it defines, is usually not used with war metal bands.

        War metal/bestial black metal is like the modern version of proto-black/death metal (think thrash/black/death metal bands of the 80’s–Hellhammer, Sarcofago, a million other Brazilian bands): incredibly raw, vicious, blasting, and generally lo-fi. Very one-dimensional in many cases. It’s like a straight-up 80’s sound transplanted to the modern day.

        Bestial/war metal–though a definite amalgam of black/death/thrash–is distinct from black/death metal and blackened death metal. It just sounds different, more primitive (I use “proto-” a lot to define it, and I see that as accurate). When seen side-by-side with other black/death metal or blackened death metal bands like Bolzer, Necros Christos, Behemoth, or Belphegor, the differences should be very obvious.

        • Edward/Breegrodamus

          HD you of all people would be great at doing a microgenre piece.

          • Howard Dean

            Hah! I never thought of myself as a genre/subgenre/microgenre type of guy (in my own head, I don’t find myself constantly categorizing music I listen to), but I think some repressed OCD/Aspergers in me leads me to the process of defining, comparing, contrasting, and categorizing a lot of the metal to which we listen and discuss.

          • It’s high time we started widdleydiddleycore!

      • Ferris Mueller

        Impressive. Not sure if drum machine or the drummer is a machine.

        • Edward/Breegrodamus

          I’m going to guess drummer but one of these guys could easily correct me / us.

    • Tyree
  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    All of these may wear the Cape of Approval (it’s a big cape!) but With The End In Mind get to wear the Helmet too. These times of howling wind and biting chill are just the best for this kind of soul searching BM.

  • Gurpation

    Truppensturm/Thorybos, Weregoat, Whoresnation and With the End in mind are all right up my ally. Thanks, Tyree!

  • Jointsalot

    I love these articles. Thanks Tyree
    *lifts beer in Tyree’s honor*