Getting Laid at Bandcamp II

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Tyree is back because he is an uncontrollable force of nature with one mission: scammin’ on Bandcamp and bringing you the best finds.

Bastard Feast – Osculum Infame

There must be something in the water in Portland, Oregon. It’s like a breeding ground for mean, crusty bands. When I think of the word “mean,” Bastard Feast formally known as Elitist is quick to come to mind. This 2014 release, Osculum Infame, is some blackened hate infused filthy sounding crust/D-beat/sludge/hardcore with some grindy moments. Top 10 competitor for this year for me.

 


 

Dödläge – 1st EP

What!?! Another awesome crust band from Portland, Oregon? Imagine that! Dödläge keep their crust punk simple, aggressive, grindy, and to the damn point which is right up my alley. The vocals sound like a mix between Barney Greenway of Napalm Death & Ethan Lee McCarthy of Primitive Man/Vermin Womb. Add a little bit of D-beat to your life and get crusty with Dödläge’s 1st EP.

 


 

ATAVISMA – Where Wolves Once Dwelled Demo tape

Old-school death metal fans need to jump on this! If you enjoy bands like Funebrarum, Incantation, Dead Congregation, and Disma you’ll enjoy Atavisma. I’m really anxious to hear more great death metal from these French destroyers.

 


 

TAURUS – No/Thing

Oh look, another band from Portland, Oregon. This duo consisting of Ashley Spungin and Stevie Floyd do not play crusty music like the top two bands from Portland. These two are a whole new breed of strange. Their sound is sort of an Avant Garde Doom mixed with Blut Aus Nord. I can say to you that this is one epic journey and you have to hear it to believe it. TAURUS is a band to look out for, I have a feeling good things will happen for them.

 


 

Dungeons of Blood – Forlorn Graves

Fans of Impetuous Ritual, listen up because you are going to dig this band! The word menacing comes to mind when I listen to Forlorn Graves; this EP just brings the fucking hate so hard. Most of you will probably be turned off by the production but I urge you to look past that and listen to the well crafted death metal that is Dungeons of Blood. Let’s hope these Australians can deliver some more madness into this world after their one and only EP.

 


 

Void Ritual – Holodomor

Void Ritual is a one-man black metal project from New Mexico formed by Daniel Jackson of Ancestral Oath. This EP was originally released digitally on 2013 but it now has a actual physical release on cassette this year. If you like your black metal ferocious, hateful, and and fast then look no further because Daniel has delivered the goods.

 


 

Tyree’s banner artwork  of the week:

Backwoods Cover (Small)

  • Negrodamus

    The Photoshop game is super tight again this week!

    • Death

      What rating did IGN give to that game?

      • 8.5

        • Death

          I thought that it would be 12.6/8.5 it’s decent

          • They said everything was great about it but that you don’t have the ability to switch to third person view and docked it for that.

          • gotta love some first-person photoshop action

      • Negrodamus

        9.2

  • ATAVISMA is yes.

    • Tyree

      Shit is good. I wish I didn’t have to buy it from overseas though.

    • Death

      Yes used to be yes. Now it’s just NO.

  • Death

    I really like that TAURUS song.

    • Tyree

      You’ll like the rest of the album then 😉

      • Death

        I needz to checkz it out.

  • Matt Damon

    MATT DAMON

    • Death

      DEATH

      • The Satan ov Hell

        Tech, melodic, oldschool, brutal, slam or blackened Death?

    • Jack Bauer

    • Matt Damon!

    • Hey so was that you posting that super filthy hate tinged comment on ms the other day?

      • Matt Damon

        Matt Damon!! >:(

        • Thank you MD. I plan on using “Make like a tree and get fucked” in my daily life.

          • That might be the greatest insult ever hurled at haxl.

          • Tyree

            Holy shit man. Look at all of your comments, to many to count! LOLZ

          • Lol death and I are having a discussion.

          • Tyree

            I can see that. Hahaha.

          • Death

            Don’t you laugh at me.

          • I’m gonna start worrying for your comment to upvote ratio, as I only associate with the best of the best. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, JACK.

          • I..I….ARCHSPIRE

          • All is forgiven.

          • Matt Damon

            Matt Damon <3

          • I now have a new goal, to make you say something other than Matt Damon…

          • I dunno. I guess you could start a blog where you regularly say the shittiest things about people. After a few years maybe you can get a reaction out of him.

        • The Satan ov Hell

          Matt Pike

          • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

            We have a winner!

    • Mother Shabubu III

      EDGAR NEUBAUER

  • HODOR…errr HOLODOMOR.

    • Death

      What is this Hodor thing from? I keep seeing it everywhere.

      • Peasant

        • He’s not Uhmurcan.

          • It actually really surprises me that Death isn’t American. We’re pretty good at killing each other.
            EDIT: and killing people in general.

          • Death

            I’m full of suprises baby.

          • Winter is coming

          • Death

            I love winter. It’s nice and cold and all the passed out alcoholics die in the cold.

          • You know nothing

          • Xan

            Fuck the summer in it’s fat ass. Winter is where it’s at.

          • Death

            Yes. I actually like that movie. It’s so bad that it’s good.

          • Xan

            I watch it purely for all the ice themed puns.

          • W.

            That’s the only reason to do so.

          • W.

            Especially people who aren’t white.

        • Normally I’d sentence you to death for stealing my shtick but that needed to be said.

        • Death

          That’s mean. I thought we were friends.

      • Since you have so much free time, your assignment is to watch game of thrones before the next tech death Thursday.

        • Death

          Oh it’s from that thing. No thanks, not interested.

          • Wrong.

          • Death

            You can’t claim that my subjective opinion is wrong you silly goose

          • I JUST DID, SERF.

          • Death

            THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

          • He’s a Dragon not a goose, god.. have you been drinking with Kennedy again?

          • Death

            I don’t drink, but that Kennedy guy is trying to get me to drink.

          • You don’t drink, you don’t watch game of thrones…What about dr who?

          • Death

            Nope. I don’t watch that much tv nowadays. I do love monty python.

          • That’s it, bojangles is replacing you.

          • Death

            Noooooooooooo(I still don’t know what that position is)ooooooooo! I’m pretty sure that it’s against the law to fire me because of that.

          • I am the law

          • Death

            I’m pretty sure that you aren’t the law. I’ll have to make a few phone calls.

          • I’ve disconnected them and you don’t have any bars in the void anyway

          • Death

            How do you know?

          • Who do you think gives you the list of terrorists that you are to acquire?

          • Death

            Is it Steve?

          • Are you kidding I killed st-..Steve doesn’t work here anymore

          • Death

            You killed him? Well, now that I’m fired I might as well start spreading the truth about your secret crossdressing life.

          • Nah didn’t u read? I killed st, not Steve. Anyway, bojangles is too fat to replace you anyway and we can’t have a grim reaper that is scared of appliances now can we?

          • Death

            We can’t. But remember, I have certain pictures of you. Certain pictures that I wouldn’t want to be leaked.

          • Look closely, that’s not me. It’s a lookalike I hired to give you the illusion of power. In reality that picture dispersed several bugs on arrival so that I could monitor your activities.

          • Death

            Sounds like bullshit to me.

          • Good that means it’s still working

          • Death

            I don’t believe you.

          • Good.

          • Death

            You’re a dirty girl Jackie.

          • Paul Will.I.Am.s

            Hey Tom Arnold got skinny!

          • Death

            Can’t monty python do as a thing to watch?

          • Blasphemer

          • If you’re not interested in Game of Thrones, you’re not interested in me. That show employs many of my fellow floppy wieners.
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjzC2DRgEo4

          • Death

            I am interested in you. Plz bby don’t leave me.

          • (with thick southern accent) You know I can’t quit you, Deathy poo.

          • Death

            Praised be Nuit and Hadit.

          • Oberyn Martell

            Ok, ok I only flopped on Joffrey’s face ONCE.

        • W.

          Or you know, read a book, you caveman.

    • thought the same thing in my head.

    • Owlswald

      I thought for sure Corey said “lord of light” in the new Slipknot single but I ended up being disappointed like usual.

  • Mother Shabubu III

    Fact: Taurus rules.

    • Death

      This is an objective fact.

    • Dunno, it’s a pretty lame vehicle if you ask me.

      • Mother Shabubu III

        Fact: I once drove a 94 blue Ford Taurus.

        • Fact: Shitty car is Shitty

          • Tyree

            Great band is great band.

          • Fact

          • Mother Shabubu III

            It got me from point a to point b, can’t complain.

          • I suppose that’s all that matters in the end. Sometimes I forget not everyone has to outrun predator drones.

          • Mother Shabubu III

            It was pretty cheap too. Sadly now I’ve been carless since then.

          • Death

            Fact: Death uses a tricycle to reap souls.

          • That seems incredibly unproductive

          • Death

            It does seem like it, but in reality it works well,

          • the Ford Taurus is less shitty after being driven by Mother Shabubu III
            ~MotherShabubuIIIFacts~

  • Dental_Damnation

    Is Dödläge pronounced “Dude Lodge”?

  • Bert Banana

    I was wondering if this was the same Taurus that opened for Agalloch a couple years back…sure enough, it is.

    Good band…I wish I had some mushrooms for that show

    • gross d00d, next time i get a pizza i’ll let you pick mine off.

      • Bert Banana

        Those mushrooms ain’t bad either

  • Bastard Feast goes hard af. Not sure how I missed this one.

    • Tyree

      It’s so fucking mean! Play it loud Joe.

    • yes, i haven’t made it past them yet. that shit is ROCKET

      • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

        …………what’s the deal (get it) with neils belt buckle ? Can you believe they are only playing a tour hour set for their FAREWELL tour ? Don’t strain yourself boys ! PAAAAAAAAAAAATHETIC. I am embarrassed for them and their fans.

        • Cock of Steele

          Iron Fucking Maiden wouldn’t play for just one hour, Rush play for two hours. Rush of all bands! When they’re set against Rush, Motley Poo goes flush.

          • Rush>>>>>>>>>>>>>
            Am I doing this correctly?

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            do you know who is doing those weak ass trolls defaming the toilet and its members over on FFB ?

          • Negrodamus

            FFB?

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            my nickname for the arseholes over there.
            FAILURES FOR BLOGS
            inspired by immolation :

          • nope…but their bs is getting out of hand. there’s 10x more if that than there’s ever been “TovH spamming”

      • NefariousDude

        lol, rocket.

    • NefariousDude

      2 hard 5 me. AOTY contender

  • God

    Found this gem on bandcamp as well. You can download their album for free if you so please. Get on it if you like absurd violent lyrics, heavy slams, and unintelligible gurgles.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUkeISosQdw

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

    Wow. Taurus is intense, freaky shit. Like a soundtrack to an utterly insane schizophrenic nightmare played backwards during a demonic ritual summoning unspeakable horrors from dimensions too terrible to comprehend with our feeble human minds…
    I dig it. Nice find, Tyree.

  • Owlswald

    Who do you consider the top two bands from Portland?

  • W.

    Bastard Feast is great!

    • Tyree

      You said it man!

  • Feelin Dödläge, shit’s right up my alley.

    • Tyree

      It’s a good time that EP.

  • NefariousDude

    DAT BASTARD FEAST

  • Chino’s shoe

    Bought Bastard Feast and Taurus

  • Renan Ribeiro

    Holodomor is absolutely great! Found it while cruising around a while ago. I wish people knew more about shit like that. I had some comments deleted from Cvlt Nation once because I criticized socialist regimes using Holodomor as an example. LOL

  • crazytaco_12

    Man, not gonna lie, at first when I heard the beginning of that Taurus song I was like “Oh shit, this is fucking terrible”, then it got to the actual music and I thought it was pretty weirdgood. By the way, I think Anso DF posted that Void Ritual like last week or something (I know, I know, MS is sacrilege, but I still read it) and it was fucking sick. Good recs

    • Tyree

      I fucking saw that too. Goddamit! That’s all right, Anso is my favorite on MS anyways.