Get Beastly this Sunday with the L.A. Beast

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We all do extreme things from time to time. Each of us can probably look back at one or more events from our past and think, “Yeah, that was pretty metal!” Maybe it was that time you blew up a couch in the apartment parking lot, leaving only a burnt-out husk as a grim warden to welcome the new tenants on move-in day. Maybe it was that time you drank enough booze to kill a grown elephant and proudly shrieked “I’M A DRAGON!” while vomiting on other party-goers. Maybe it was that time you put on a gorilla costume and skulked around in the woods at a campsite, scaring many of the young ladies gathered around the campfire. Whatever it was, it pales in comparison to the absolutely gnarly videos published on the reg by YouTube user skippy62able, otherwise known as the LA Beast.

The LA Beast is a YouTube celebrity who has clawed his way to the top of the subscription pile by doing one thing: eating gross food. A lot of it. The skippy62able YouTube channel is regularly updated every few weeks with a brand new video of LA Beast destroying his body with some revolting new challenge. Most of his videos end in him puking, and by golly can that guy puke. Just check out this video of him drinking a gallon of Tabasco sauce (from which I snipped the cover photo).

There was also the time he ate 26 ghost peppers in 6 minutes.

Or perhaps the most horrifying moment was when he ate 60 eggs while hanging upside down, puked the eggs out into a skillet, fried the vomit into an omelette, then proceeded to ingest that vomit omelette (what a fun combination of words).

Some say being metal is about going to extremes, and the LA Beast certainly does just that. For making a living by regularly putting awful things in his body (like a non-de-needled cactus), the LA Beast gets my salute as the most metal man of the month. Check out his YouTube channel here and share your most metal moment in the comments below.

(Photo VIA)

  • Maik Beninton™

    I gotta ask, how much beer can Tyree drink before he pass out?

    • All the beers

      • more beer

        That is the correct answer!

        • Slurpy McFartyPubes

          I’d throw down the gauntlet with him. It’d be frightening to everyone in attendance watching us try to outdrink each other, but I’m pretty sure I could put him under the table. Thursday, I finished a whole box of sunset blush wine by myself and drank through almost all of a six pack of Milwaukee’s Best Ice. The results weren’t pretty and my stomach was a train wreck Friday into Saturday!

          • more beer

            I had a raging party yesterday. I’m in my backyard. Finishing off a keg of O’dells 90 schilling. A really good local beer. Dark but very drinkable. Plus I have like 5 different strains of herb and about 700 mg mg’s of a chocolate and peanut butter edibles. It’s been a fun weekend to say the least!

          • Slurpy McFartyPubes

            Indeed! Not a white eye in the house!

          • more beer

            Not a chance!

          • more beer

            Never!!!!

          • Sunset Blush is 92.6% Diabetes.

          • Slurpy McFartyPubes

            Tastes sooooooooooooooo good, but it’ll creep up on you in a second!

    • KJM

      That’s like asking how much herb can KJM, Blakkbeard, and more beer smoke before they have to grow more.

      BTW, where the hell is ‘Feel The Darkness’?

      • Maik Beninton™

        Yeah, he doesn’t comment in months.

        • KJM

          Hope he’s ok.

          • The W.

            I think he’s active in the FB group. Some of the dudes who don’t comment here often still post over there

          • Maik Beninton™

            I usually forget who is who, but yeah, I often see Celtic Frosty there.

          • Looks like he left the fb group as well. : /

          • KJM

            : (

          • The W.

            Ah man. Bummer.

          • Slurpy McFartyPubes

            I vaguely even remember him, actually.

          • Maik Beninton™

            I went to check his account, last comment was on Metalsucks 15 days ago, he’s probably busy.

      • Maik Beninton™
      • DOYOURLYBEARD, THO?

        Truer words have never been smoken

      • Kevin Nash & Friends

        Have you ever had Doritos Locos Tacos and Locos Tacos Doritos at the same time? They were both made around the same time.

        • KJM

          You mean the nacho and cool ranch versions, right?
          I’ve had both, but not at the same time. One must never cross the streams.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            You have to cross the streams though!

      • more beer

        No shit. I like that guy. Anyone who loves Poison Idea is good in my book. As far as the herb. A lot. I’m partying my ass of for # 50. So maybe more than usual.

    • Kevin Nash & Friends

      He can drink infinty beers.

      • KJM

        Infinity + 10, exactly that much.

        • Kevin Nash & Friends

          That’s even more than infinity. My mind is blown.

          • Ignatius the Wizened

            Doesn’t take much to blow this mind,
            Poor Kevin Nash is far behind.
            He often plays with minds of mods,
            But then he slips and tears his quads.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            Yay, I got a poem!

          • KJM

            A good one too.

    • Slurpy McFartyPubes
  • Maik Beninton™
    • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

      Paint Drinkin’ Pete ruled.

  • Sir_William_Whalus

    I once ate three giant squids in one setting.

    • Ignatius the Wizened

      William Whalus, oh Billy Baleen
      He drinketh the drank o’ purple ‘n’ lean
      Cough syrup ‘n’ Sprite in cup Solo,
      A Reservation grim for such a cholo.

    • Kevin Nash & Friends

      I ate a pound of calamari once.

      • Slurpy McFartyPubes

        I get squid bites here and there, but I almost always demolish a 2 pound bag in one night.

  • Brouroboris
    • Slurpy McFartyPubes

      That’s what my tongue felt like after eating African goat pepper years and years ago.

  • KJM

    Um, yeah I think I’ll go ahead and pass on watching those vids.

  • Ignatius the Wizened

    I snack on this and sup on that,
    Boiling stew in most handsome vat,
    M’lady vomits ‘twixt groans and moans
    Because she chokes when giving dome.

  • Óðinn
  • CyberneticOrganism

    An egg puke omelette? Gah x 1000000

    Pass.

    • Highly recommend watching him eat school supplies.

      • Kevin Nash & Friends

        How does that work? Wouldn’t it be dangerous for him to eat pencils and pens?

        • The W.

          Not the graphite is non toxic. Surprised he ate the little metal eraser part though.

        • Slurpy McFartyPubes

          Isn’t that a vital part of being in first and second grade?

      • Ignatius the Wizened

        I watched him eat of gummi bear,
        A perforation made, abdominal tear,
        Sugar free gelatin tastes like mud,
        Shit streaked jelly and black blood.

        • welcome back old friend

          • Ignatius the Wizened

            A welcome home, a friend once lost,
            All life’s decisions have a cost.
            I worked at life in times most dark,
            To you I say, ‘Hello’ and ‘Hark!’

      • CyberneticOrganism

        I like the guy’s videos as long as he’s not puking everywhere.

        • The W.

          The puke seals the deal.

      • Slurpy McFartyPubes

        Or even worse, watch some of the extract drinking videos online. I’ve drank extract several times (getting drunk off an EBT card, so why not, I figured. I didn’t exactly practice common sense at that point). I definitely DO NOT reccomend it, and it’s some of the strongest and stomach-shredding shit out there!

    • KJM

      Even just reading about this shit is making me want to yak.

      • CyberneticOrganism

        Agreed.

  • Dagon

    Dude, that Kombucha challenge was so fucking awful and entertaining at the same time. If you never tried Kombucha, it tastes like hippie socks.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89cMeaiJlPc

    • “stop bein’ a bitch… finish like a man!”

      • Sir_William_Whalus

        I like when he does the cybernetic organism dance to encourage himself.

      • Sir_William_Whalus

        I like when he does the cybernetic organism dance to encourage himself.

      • more beer

        Well said!

    • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

      SCOBYs are like very funky, slimy pancakes that ooze vinegar.

      That said, I love drinking Kombucha. I have no explanation for this.

    • I drink Kombucha regularly. Good for the insides.

  • Kevin Nash & Friends

    I love LA Beast because he’s helped my cause of a Crystal Pepsi revival. He’s gotten the Crystal Pepsi page I admin up to 1,000 likes.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHQcVA_maFA

    • Dagon

      I didn’t know you were an admin to a Crystal Pepsi page. You’re a mysterious guy, JJD.

      D

      • Kevin Nash & Friends

        I sure am.

        • Slurpy McFartyPubes

          You’re a little young to remember this, but I remember Van Halen doing the CP ads back when they first aired.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPvyq_KmXhc

          • more beer

            I remember those. But I’m old.

          • Slurpy McFartyPubes

            Same here. I’m 34, hence I’m ancient.

          • more beer

            50 on Tuesday. Still metal as fuck!

          • more beer

            Leftovers!

          • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

            congrats my old man metal bro! kick ass man!

          • more beer

            Thank you sir.

          • Kevin Nash & Friends

            I’ve watched this commercial on Youtube before.

          • Slurpy McFartyPubes
    • more beer

      They have some cool art on that property in Purchase. That is open to the public.

  • KJM

    Even watching Man Vs Food with the ex was too much for me.

    • Ignatius the Wizened

      Guy Fieri, a man most deplorable
      Watch him eat, a sight most horrible!
      Were I to choose a man to punch
      He’d eat my fist as breakfast and lunch!

      • Sad Tapir the Based™

      • Have one of my finest works. The greatest douche to ever have lived: Kerry Fieri:

        • KJM

          OMG, this is pure concentrated Douche.

          • Slurpy McFartyPubes

            It’s skating dangerously close to Tony Abbott in the douche territory.

        • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

          WORLD PAINTED FLAVORTOWN

        • Vladimir Poutine

          That is terrifying. I cannot unsee this.

      • Slurpy McFartyPubes
    • more beer

      My friend works at the place where they make the biggest breakfast burrito! he did an episode there.

  • Kevin Nash & Friends

    My most metal moment was eating the nachos from Margaritaville in Orlando. It was a mountain of nachos. After that I went to the Hard Rock Cafe there and saw the drums that Vinnie Paul played at the last Damageplan concert.

  • KJM

    I’ve gone 100% Chrome now. Firefox is driving me mad. It gets worse every time they upgrade it.

    • DOYOURLYBEARD, THO?

      rly? I have very few problems with FF

      • KJM

        It drags all the time for me.

      • Maik Beninton™

        I stick to Firefox but it often stops responding or gets slow when I open or close some pages.

        • KJM

          Yep, does that to me as well.

          • Maik Beninton™

            I always expect something better each upgrade but nope, still the same shit.

          • KJM

            My PC has 6-core CPU, 16 GB of RAM, and 1 GB video card. I shouldn’t be getting performance lag on a freakin’ web browser.

          • Maik Beninton™

            Mine has only 4GB of RAM, so I end up having the same problem with Chrome.

          • Slurpy McFartyPubes

            Only does that to me if I have a shitload of windows up and going.

    • you’re the best, mang! you deed it

    • Dagon
    • Jasper Ringoldsby

      I’d use IE12 if it managed my bookmarks correctly (and the text rendering was less shit). The preview build of Edge is the same way. Chrome has been my daily driver for a while so finding an alternative that does what it does for me has been annoying.
      Never been a fan of firefox though. Just never felt “right”.

    • Slurpy McFartyPubes

      Chrome drove me up the wall quick as hell. I’m pretty diehard about Firefox, mostly because I’m stubborn about my setup. Windows keeps bugging me about upgrading to Windows 10, but I’m stubbornly loyal to 8.1 since it took me forever to set it up.

  • DoYouThinkHeSaurus

    Two hours I sat with a brow furrowed
    For I finally watched Jurassic World
    You want to know what I thought of it?
    “That is one big pile of shit.”

    • Maik Beninton™

      I would like to read your review.

      • DoYouThinkHeSaurus

        Uh uh uh! You didn’t say the magic word!

        • Maik Beninton™

          Pleasesaurus.

          • DoYouThinkHeSaurus

            You have won the internet (and my heart) with this response. Please stay tuned…

    • I feel like it was better than it had any right to be. Best after the original. That’s not saying much though is it?

  • When I was in high school my buddy and I would spend weekend’s at each other’s houses. We would sneak out late at night and engage in mischief. One night we came across some furniture being put out for trash pick up. We dragged all the furniture in the middle of the street, arranged it like a living room and left it there. We back a while later and saw the cops putting everything back on the curb.

    • more beer

      It’s always fun to make cops work!

      • Slurpy McFartyPubes

        Not nowadays it isn’t, especially if you’re black!

        • more beer

          Cops are color blind. They will kill you if they want too. The media just polorizes white cop killing a black guy. It’s all economic. Not racial. Ppor white trash will catch a bullet as fast as a black guy.

          • Slurpy McFartyPubes

            If poor white trash starts catching bullets, how will Cops stay on the air? That’s their bread and butter!

          • more beer

            They do. You just never hear avout it. It doesn’t fit the agenda!

  • Kevin Nash & Friends

    RIP Chris Squire. I’m fucking devastated. Fuck death and leukemia.

    • KJM

      That’s fucking horrible. Fuck Cancer in all it’s forms.

      • Kevin Nash & Friends

        It’s so sad. At least he’s in a better place. I’m going to listen to my Yes albums on vinyl as a tribute.

      • more beer

        This is horrible. Cancer is some fucked up shit.

      • more beer

        Just dropped some acid!!! Lwt the fesivities begin!

        • more beer

          Wish you were here! I did 2 hits of killer liquid! Fun fun fun!!!!!!

        • Sad Tapir the Based™
        • KJM

          Be careful of the faeries. You know they like to play tricks on those who enter their “domain”.

          • more beer

            They wern’t an issue.

    • Slurpy McFartyPubes

      Yeah, my grandfather had it (wasn’t what killed him though), and it can tear someone down quick as hell. Then the radiation and chemo on top of it. I remember his blood being so thin that he’d hemhorage all over the place at the slightest bump or scrape. It’s definitely a horrifying thing.

      RIP, Mr. Squire, and godspeed!

      “Lower the flags, for a good man has passed” -Sentenced

  • Tyree
  • Stockhausen

    This man will save us all.

    • can we label him “shoenice on crack”?

      • The W.

        I think he and Shoenice are pals

      • Lacertilian

        Shoenice wasn’t on crack?
        At the very least, his parents were.

  • Jasper Ringoldsby

    He also spearheaded a campaign to bring back Crystal Pepsi. Seems like a good dude. I wonder if he likes merol

    • Slurpy McFartyPubes

      And for that Crystal Pepsi thing, that man deserves every award known to man! I’ve been subscribed to his page for quite a while now.

      http://i.imgur.com/CnnIt22.gif

      • Jasper Ringoldsby

        Your name got me all like

    • Kevin Nash & Friends

      His campaign has helped the cause. The page I admin is approaching 1,000 likes and one of the other admins got a letter from Pepsi like LA Beast did. It’s going to be back soon.

      • Jasper Ringoldsby

        That is a very interesting side gig you got there! Man every kind of turd does land in the Toilet haha

  • Call the Slambulance

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOWx82rVkOo JACKASS DID IT, JACKASS DID IT.

  • JamesGrimm

    wreckless eating brought me here.

    • Slurpy McFartyPubes

      And the dysentery and salmonella will keep you here on the Toilet, figuratively and literally!

  • Slurpy McFartyPubes

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOErUAYd5YQ

    Just one of many many manly scenes from Over The Top.

  • Slurpy McFartyPubes
    • Maik Beninton™

  • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

    ahaha! Now fhat dude is a fuckin BEAST!

  • Kevin Nash & Friends

    For all you wrestling fans here WWE champion Seth Rollins was banned from the country music festival on Randall’s Island that happened this weekend.