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Yes, embrace the nihilism! I’m going to be making love to the new Opeth album. It will stay in my record player. Also I have to go get a new snare head.
I also broke my snare head this week (bottom head) but need to replace the rest of them anyway so this just gave me a reason to do so.
I also should buy new sticks. Old ones are getting pretty shitty.
What kind of gear do you play?
I don’t remember all the details. My drum set is Tama, I have two sabian crashes, one sabian ride, sabian hi-hats, pearl doublebass pedals, one stagg crash and one zildjian ride. I need to get some effect symbals as well.
1.) Crack open a cold one
2.) Repeat step number 1
3.) Smoke crack?
I think we’re missing something here, Jimmy.
What is George Lynch’s preferred brew?
Natty Light baby!
Cheap, effective, and you stay hydrated!
Couldn’t you at least upgrade to Pabst? It was voted the best beer in 1895.
Your argument is compelling!
..and retains its title!
I really love PBR on draft.
– we start drinking PBR over a decade ago
– hipsters start drinking PBR soon afterwards
– switch to PBR on draft!
– hipsters can’t do that, because they MUST be seen with those cans in hand!
I never thought of that but that is an awesome plan.
I hear that’s what KSOFM drinks.
I heard he likes Shirley Temples but I could be wrong.
Chocolate Martini’s too.
I went and saw Beck last night and the concessions were selling tallboy cans of Pabst for $6.
When I was at the Big Four at Yankee stadium they charged 11 dollars for a Pabst draft.
Nah, he’s a Pearl Light kind of guy.
Aww. Memories of high school. Lightly alcohol-flavored carbonated water.
Actually it was 1893…I’m an alcoholic…LET’S HEAR IT FOR SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE PERSONAL RUIN!!!
Beer Water. Nice!
4.) STAY TECH
is this the weekend plans thread?
blaze fat blunts, listen to wicked jams
And hang out with Chelsea?
puffin’ on seeds and stems?
do i look like a fucking scrub to you?
dank nugs only. next question.
Stems poke out of Clarke’s blunts, which makes them run.
FUCK YEAH FEAR!!!!!!!!
Camping under a funeral moon tonight!
I’ve been listening to nothing but black metal all day. Studying the enemy, I suppose. Here’s something awesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCT15c_qjDg
Killer man! Get some, up yo butt yo!
I like where this is going,
Up yo butt.
Dude, did you know Forgotten Tomb have their new live album on bandcamp for NYP? Snagged that shit a few days ago
FUCK THIS WEEK FOR REALZ. I’m getting blasted tonight, and am going to binge on video games and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
I joined the Marines.
Why would you do this?
I’m a dick.
Great episode. Frylock goes to Canada in that one, right??
Golden. I have to make sure I watch “Shake Like Me” tonight too.
Robots Everywhere is one of my favorites.
“That’s an important piece of information, man…”
We’re full of religion now, Fryman. Everyone please, bow your heads and pretend to be serious.
I found a mooninite voicemail greeting online a few years ago. I had it for years on my phone. Nobody got it 🙁
I just watched the Mooninites episode last night on netflix totally spur of the moment. I hadn’t seen it since it came out and it’s still amazing.
I plan on finishing up work, sampling some excellent new craft brews (c/o the cybernetic lady organism) and getting shit ready for Norway.
You’re going to Norway?
Oh man, it’s my second favourite neighbour country after Sweden. I heard it’s pretty fucking expensive there.
Are you in Norway? Where at?
Finland, not Norway.
Let’s meetup in Sweden for a beer and establish Toilet Ov Hell North: All Scandinavian Metal, All The Time
Finland is not part of scandinavia and I don’t drink alcoholic drinks. I can’t go to Sweden, I live closer to Russia.
DO IT FOR THE TOILET!!!
Do you want me to get fired?
of course not! which part will get you fired, having a drink or going to Sweden? plus, what’s your job (if i might ask)?
I think. I have already told you, Jimmy. How much have you been drinking?
They would totally understand.
I don’t even know him. He could shank me in Sweden!
You should meet us there if you want to live. No problemo.
What the fuck do you mean “us”?
Not part of Scandinavia?! Explain?
Go to fucking wikipedia and read it.
Watch your goddamn language you fuckin asshole
Ooooooooohhhhhh I see now. I’ve been living a lie getting Nordic Countries mixed up with the Scandinavian peninsula. I flush myself for such grievous offenses.
As I have asked other pilgrims before me- bring a pebble from Helvette to the toilet.
you should go visit @metaphysicalanus:disqus and interview him, then report back to us!
I live in Finland, not Norway!
i googled those countries, they’re close
They are neighbours, yes, but the border is not close to me.
Finland, Norway, they’re like two states in one country rite?
Yes, we are the socialist union.
I will be hitting the sauce this weekend as well. Been jamming the new Corrupt Moral Altar. They live up to the term “grind ‘n’ roll'”
did you dorks hear the new deafheaven yet? i think its pretty cool. i guess im biased tho huh?
I like deafheaven as well. I liked the song. Oh wait! Is this a troll thingy?
nope that’s the legit George Clarke
nobody lies on the internet, right?
I’m just gonna go ahead and say that you’re lying.
I’m the real Satan, and god is the real god. We all know that. Also the devil is the real devil. It’s complicated.
When a great man dies, his body parts live on 🙂
How does that relate to my comment?
im a technological marvel 🙂
How does it not?
Question I have always wondered: is your name, “Metaphysical Anus”, a reference to the Patton Oswalt bit about the great Invisible Anus?
you’re not going to believe this, bae, but i didn’t mind the song.
What a fucking shocker!
sorry not everyone can be trve kvlt ya know
I know, only me! Now pvt on some akercocke & make me a sandwich.
Here you go, oh mighty one.
This video is amazing on so many levels. I like how they look like they are having an IT department meeting in an empty floor of their office building and decided to watch some hot tail dance for them during a break.
I said something to the same effect when I first saw this video.
“This is the best interview we’ve ever done, guys. Great job. Take the rest of the day off.”
Riffs for days. Booty for days. Approval for years.
this is great, akercocke are getting more promotion on blogs these days than they did when they were an active band. It’s been 7 years since their last album & i am sure mendonca & grey would be amused by the interest. They were never complainers , earache gave them a descent push, there only had one US tour with Mortician in 2005 which was unfortunate. I remember reading the soundscan number for words that go unspoken, deeds that go undone, maybe their masterwork – 400 copies sold – i thought i needed my eyes checked. A real shame. And now i hear this Jus EW bullshit and think , you know what jus, EW has been around along time and has a lot of fans even though black massess was a lazy album. I would say EW have made it big time in their genre. Jason Mendonca was the kind of guy who had a a great english sense of humor and a gentlemanly demeanor, it was part act i know, they were satanists in the hellfire club sense, with some hammer horror trappings. ( i heard him say this in an interview on bruce dickinson’s radio show), where he gave bruce a run for his money in the sarcasm & rudeness dept. ( all in good fun though)
i’ve really been digging that Akercocke! Shelter From the Sand is one of my favs.
Did you recently start getting into Akercocke?
yup, our boy @dario_argento:disqus’s recommendations. never heard of them until about two weeks ago.
Oh good for you! I remember my first time 😉
The Goat of Mendes is one of my favorite albums EVER. Ceremony of Nine Angels is devilishly epic. I’d check out that song, if you haven’t already.
that’s the song that has some late 70’s rush influence in it, at least to my ears. Maybe the best track on the album.
You’re gonna hate me but I have to admit I fucking LOVE the destroyer.
hahahhahah, it has it’s moments. Any conan with arnold is better than no conan at all. It really all came down to the choice to go for a pg-13 instead of an R rating. The whole productions hands were tied right there. Less violence, less blood, no nudity, no sex. The screenplay was written by roy thomas who had written 90% of the conan stories for marvel so he knew about staying within the lines since comics were bought by kids more in the 70’s. I really like the blonde princess, very cute, and i liked the queen taramis character played by sarah douglas (who was most famous for playing Ursa in superman 2). Wilt chamberlain and grace jones were underwhelming & the sidekick was annoying. Also the wizard akiro who was so cool in the first movie was mishandled and turned into a bit too much of a comedic character.
It’s conan ! i can never dislike it that much my friend !
Now red sonja – that’s a different story.
I agree with all that. I think it comes down to I was just at the perfect age when it came out, and Arnold was the biggest badass ever then. Plus I was eating swords and sorcery shit up like candy. Except for Red Sonja.
Oh yea destroyer has a place in my heart, by best friend and i saw it at the theatre multiple times in 84, that was also the year of temple of doom which was his favorite ( saw that countless times as well). Search for spock was also out so it was a crowded season for blockbusters that summer. Not a big star trek fan but wrath of khan was so good everyone went to search thinking they would get more of the same , which of course wasn’t the case unfortunately.
Nice. I was to young to go without a parent then, and my dad almost never went to the movies so I didn’t get to go too much when I was really young, though we did see temple. Now I go way too often. I want the new Conan to be good almost as bad as I do the new Phantasm.
Me too. My entire family went and saw Temple of Doom. Was Willow and Romancing the Stone around the same time? Saw them also.
I think willow was a little later. My third grade class actually went on a field trip to see that.
I barley remember that movie. I think someone on here was talking about that movie or maybe it was on of those click on articles. I don’t remember.
willow was 88, i remember that off the top of my head because i was still a huge lucas fan when it came out. Romancing the stone i googled and it was 84.
LULZ U GOT TROLLD
Says the guy that mounts dragons (you know what I mean).
Nothing wrong with that, great for killing packs of wolves.
Having sex with dragons is great for killing packs of wolves?
MSD has sex with dragons WHILE he kills packs of wolves. This is why he is a masterlord. #MasterFacts
Oh you dirty mind you.
Well I don’t follow game of thrones as much as I used to, but I’m fairly sure the blonde gal who wanders around in the desert counts as a dragon…
I have no idea what you’re talking about.
http://www.africaentertainmentnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/game-of-thrones-author-george-r-r-martin-under-seige-from-fans4.jpg is supposed to be part dragon or something.
I haven’t watched GoT, so I don’t understand this at all. How is she part dragon?
I don’t know either and I’ve read the books.
Was there some kinky dragon sex involved?
Yes, as far as I can gather! And alot of incest. Game Of Thrones teaches that inbred people look good. I’m not certain the writer has much medical knowledge.
Hey, are you hooking up with Chelsea Wolfe? I hear you were. Sorry, Tyree.
i would never kiss and tell because im a classy motherfucker.
Everyone who would care obviously knows, but FXX is marathoning every episode of The Simpsons. Have any of you watched since, I dunno, season 12?
Sounds like a good time.
I have. It has been horrible. Fucking Lisa!
King of the Hill >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Psh, skulls don’t have fingers.
I was BOOOOOORN IN THE USA!!!!! I was. BOOORRRRRNNN IN THE USA!!!!
God Bless Bruce Springsteen.
I’ve seen Springsteen seven times, the last time being this year in May. He toured with Tom Morello and they did an amazing rendition of Ghost of Tom Joad.
Masters of Sex >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Wait, that’s not a cartoon.
Matt Damon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Master ov puppets >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BLACKENED IS THE EEEEEND!
Bob’s Burgers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Rick and Morty >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I really hope this show gets a long and fruitful run.
I remember commenting as Mr Meseeks back on MS a couple times.
Joe, non-Texans just don’t get it.
I’m a non-texan. “So are you chinese or japanese.”
I’ve never met anyone outside of Texas who has appreciated King of the Hill as much as the people who live here. I’m not sure what that says about everyone involved, but fuck anyone who doesn’t like KotH.
EDIT: W. beat me to it. See? Texans.
I’m watching a Futurama episode right now. I’ve seen it like 5 times but it’s still funny. The Simpsons…
I’ve seen every episode from season 9 onwards when they aired. I’m a huge Simpsons guy.
Same Here. I have battered wife syndrome when it comes to The Simpsons. I keep watching expecting things to change and for product to get better but it never does.
kind of like a tv series version of metallica, slayer & megadeth’s constant dissapointments.
Haven’t cared since about 1999.
A few episodes here and there are worth it. Mostly the Treehouse of Horrors, but other than that the Zombie Simpsons/Rise of Jerkass Homer are awful.
PS: http://www.wtso.cc/ Now you can have your own Simpsons marathon/No more social life.
I’m playing ambient at a local bar used to pop-punk. Oh the crowd reaction… Bah bah bah, bap bah bah, I’m dreading it.
What happened to my homie, Solaire?
He’s currently fighting Kirk, Knight of Thorns in Lost Izalith.
I will pray he finds the luck necessary for the Bed of Chaos
Let us all hope he does not hollow.
Please tell me someone helped him make it through the path of chaos bugs.
My dad wants me to come over and help him update his LinkedIn for some weird reason. Also planning on making some homemade root beer with him, then hanging out with some friends and playing some couch co-op on Diablo 3.
Is it alcoholic root beer?
Too bad! Home-brew is the best. How do you make your root beer though?
It’s actually just a kit I got online for my dad’s birthday. We did make actual homemade root beer when I was really young at boy scout camp.
My grandfather used to make moonshine.
all i learned about moonshine , the south, fast cars, the police , and sexy cousins i learned from this show.
I don’t know if i was more in love with the general lee or daisy at the age of 10.
His hometown is known for moonshine om Finland. There’s even a moonshine museum near it.
well, i think moonshine is a universal language !, didn’t know you were from finland. The dukes of hazzard was where i got my ideas of what the southern US was like when i was a kid living in canada in the early 80’s.
going to see these cats live! Dwayne Dopsie & The Zydeco Hellraisers, can’t freaking wait!
Can you stop peeling these layers?
That guy killed the man bib solo! nice
I’ll probably go to that Solemn Oath Brewery that was posted on here a few weeks ago, considering I found out it’s basically in my backyard. Hooray Beer!
Enjoy, have one for me
fuck lucas friday
Fuckin thank you!! I refuse to watch a broadcast of ROTJ on TV because of this bullshit.
Also have you heard of the Despecialized Edition. They’re fan edits of the original trilogy, closest thing to the original theatrical cut.
no, never heard of the fan edits, i haven’t been a die hard fan since the mid 80’s. Up til then i had probably 70% of the vehicles and playsets & would guestimate about 90% of the figures, I also had as many movie posters and other shit you could name. I saw the original in 77 when i was 7 and it was my only love until i discovered rush in 81.
I would like a dvd version with all original matte lines as seen in the theatre. I want no touch ups whatsoever or added scenes , different framing etc. Just so i am up to date when the films went from vhs to dvd were they fucked with ? Were they on dvd before phantom menace ? Sounds like you can fill me in. I am like a lapsed catholic when it comes to star wars at this point. All i know is i still love the originals even though i haven’t seen them since the days of vhs.
I don’t believe they were on dvd then. I seem to remember people clamoring for them for some time before they were released, and then we got that shit.
just to change gears mid stream i think this has got to be at least in the top 10 list of worst remakes of all time. I was looking through the tv listings and saw the fog , got excited & saw it was the remake with tom welling (smallville). This has happened literally dozens of times.
Yeah that’s so bad. I saw that in the theater with the hottest girl I’ve ever known and even that didn’t make it any better.
sorry if i brought up a bad memory with that. Here is another shitter from a few years back. Except the actress in it was cute. The original poster and the only reason i watched the remake.
Nah no bad memories, except that sorry ass excuse for a movie. I do really like that chick from the new thing. I read that there was a lot of studio fuckery on that one. Especially the end sequence on the ship which I thought was the shittiest part. There is a video online with some footage of creatures they wanted and it looks a hell of a lot cooler than what ended up in the movie.
I have bought the original trilogy three times now and still haven’t been able to see the originals so I just pirated the untainted versions. I bought the originals legitly. I demand the right for un-Lucased films.
I also hate Hayden Christiansen with every fiber of my being
I’m pretty sure that we all do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQrWe6WtSuA Made me think of this for some reason
Seriously that is so fucking terrible.
The meme never dies!
Good work, CROM is pleased.
Crom..help a brother out. Whats the story behind these photos?
the first frame is from the original theatrical print, the second is from the dvd release of jedi where he tinkered with it in many places including switching the old anakin skywalker actor with shitty hayden christiansen who played the young anakin in the prequels. He changed stuff in the 77 star wars & empire strikes back as well. Adding jabba into a scene in star wars, having greedo draw first instead of greedo at the cantina ( he thought han was a bad example because he drew first) There is a laundry list of fucking bullshit he did, some very noticeable others small details. Also he refused to put out remastered untouched versions of the original trilogy instead slapping them on dvd with no remastering of sound or picture , plus the added kick in the balls of not putting them full frame. So there are the big black bars on each side of the screen. Essentially it was dropping vhs quality of the movies onto dvd.
damn! lol thats brutal!
he even changed characters/actors? holy
crap what an ass. Hey my mom lives in Chicago and she said Chicago just got selected by him for some sort of Lucas/Star wars museum? Do you know anything about that?
no, i haven’t read much about lucas of late, was a huge fan of the originals as a kid (had all the toys , posters, and shit) but lost interest in the 90’s and sold my stuff before the terrible prequels. I haven’t watched the original trilogy since the vhs days. I would like to see them on a better format so i started looking into it and saw what a jerk off lucas was being. It’s like taking the mona lisa and repainting it or adding a different character in the background. Sacriledge. All i know is he threw a shit fit and said no one likes the movies he makes so he sold it all to disney. So now his own creation is out of his hands. Thats like selling your child. That last indiana jones was pretty bad too i guess, i didn’t even watch it when i saw how much CGI was in it plus that awful shia lebeof played his sidekick which sealed the deal of me not burning away my love of indiana jones by seeing it.
damn thats crazy had no idea! i cant stand Shia either…
Waiting patiently for Season 6.
Is there going to be one ? We get everything a year later in canada. But i watch repeats of VB non stop. I also like these 2 shows.
I’m still pissed that they never finished Frisky Dingo. That shit was funny.
adam reed made up archer too, xander crews looks the same as the archer character. Frisky dingo was some really fucked up stuff, i liked when the old man took over the company and made figures of himself, shit, the whole show was hiliarious.
Yes, there is. I follow James Urbaniak on Twitter and he posted that he was busy working on his voice parts for Season 6 a couple months ago. Brak rules.
I wonder if they got that from the venture brothers, if so they went up a few rungs on my death metal ladder.
BDubs, rolling on libtards…the usual…
I’M FUCKIN’ THERE BRO!
*slams 7 Keystone Lights*
*dicks drawn all over body*
*goes to BDubs anyway*
Isole + Whiskey = Killer weekend
I got Red Dead back, so I think I might celebrate and take a little vacation down to Mexico. Thankfully I’ve saved up on bear and buffalo pelts to make some hefty buckaroos down South.
I love that game so much. Better that every gta ever.
I’ve been playing it for 5 years. Never get’s old, first time through the campaign was like being on a grand quest.
Dat Jose Gonzales tune when you get to Mexico.
I love replaying RDR just for that scene.
Especially with how shitty GTA V is. The online is a cesspool of stupidity, and oh yeah, where are those heists at?
I can never do anything there because some 12-year-old starts chasing after me or someone gets a tank.
It’s not even fun. The only way I enjoy it is if I’m in a private lobby with just some friends and we can mess around
I’m not going to buy it on pc.
We can’t forget those cops.
Watch out for mountain lions
Red Dead gets my vote for best game of the previous generation. That undead nightmare dlc is a blast too.
Undead Nightmare was fun the scenery looks legit creepy
I had that game and loved it. I got the Undead Nightmare DLC as its own game and it ruled. I wish I still had it.
Favorite game ever. Nothing tops going on a mad tomahawk spree. BYAH
Tomahawk? Nah man, Dynamite and fire bottle spree.
LeBron is a slut
That’s kind of a mean thing to say. LeBron has feelings too. Are you projecting your insecurities on other people?
It’s LeJohn Brahmes.
Well’ it’s my b-day tomorrow, so i’m going to listen to everything i have by All Pigs Must Die then begin the process of blacking out and hitting on every cute tattooed lady i encounter.
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That’s the clearest flaccid fallus I’ve ever seen
You didn’t fix shit.
No you fucking didn’t!
It’s getting hot in here
Fix the damn thing! NOW!
It’s already Saturday here, so happy birthday!
I plan on doing fuck all. This week has been brutal and not in the good way. I want to sleep for a long while and binge play video games.
Something to get you through friday afternoon traffic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xIe1tPtyAk
speaking of old school power metal did you hear the new gravedigger song season of the witch, it has been getting a lot of play on liquid metal which surprised me. Fuck, i thought these guys were washed up but it sounds decent. I kind of had put them in the running wild category.
I plan on spending my weekend listening to some nu metal. I got into metal through nu metal and I’m going to spend my weekend listening to POD, Static X and Spineshank and drinking Natty Ice. I might do some packing before vacation on Tuesday and also might go get some BDubs on Sunday with some friends. It’s been a bad week but at least it’s the weekend. I’m currently listen to the album Cannibal by Static X and drinking a Natty Ice. Here’s to our favorite Static X album Mel.
I’m waiting back on calls for a new job, immersing myself in Skyrim whilst jamming Terra Tenebrosa and Thou, and having a girl’s night out with my now-former coworkers.
You’re a girl?
Nope, I’m a guy. I just happened to be the only male at the library I worked at until this week. I did end up receiving the nickname “Ladies” because of an incident a year or so ago when I still lived in my university’s dorms. Well, because of that and the fact that I’m beautiful. Like any Ladies should be.
But you’re having a girl’s night out?
Yap, a night out with the Ladies. My coworkers were graced with an invitation. It’s a super big deal. Except not really. Okay, they bullied me into it and – STOP GIVING ME THE THIRD DEGREE! STAHP!
soon as i heard ladies i pictured the guy from little britian. We got it in canada, not sure if you would have gotten it in the states. Hilarious show.
Counting this afternoon my weekend tunes have so far come from:
– Swashbuckle (We Hate The Sea EP)
– Black Tusk (Vulture’s Eye)
– Allegaeon (Elements of The Infinite)
– Mount Salem (Endless)
– Blues Pills (S/T)
I’ll probably revisit Wolvhammer, Dead Congregation, and Evoken from my slightly-less recent playlist. And on that note I’m almost definitely going on another Profound Lore binge tomorrow.
This evening’s alcoholic bevvy selection is more or less undecided. I’m leaning toward ‘cider’ given the awkward heat. I kind of like Duke’s Cider by a local beer brewery called “Tree Brewing”. Must then find something to eat that pairs well with cider and requires minimal cooking (stovetop at most).
After that I think a film night. I’ve got a stack to watch. Going with House By The Cemetery first.
my weekend plans…..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHxZHp1g0ns
Rockin’ like a heavy metal beast.
Diablo 3, writing music. Maybe start running through my Married With Children dvds again.
i had both these posters back in the day.
Next to Al she was my favorite Bundy. While I think Al made that whole show, she had some classic moments.
shes still sexy today
Gotta hit the Rocksmith hard this weekend.
“Noooooooo!” Mustaine howled as he dropped his coffee during what was a normal, overcast autumn morning up until this point. To his horror, his English Muffins that he had in the toaster were burnt and completely ruined! Why were the Liberals always trying to attack him? How come Obama didn’t stop his breakfast from being destroyed? Where was he!?
“Junior!” He yelled down the corridor. The sound echoed through the marble halls of his mansion. Immediately, Ellefson appeared in his French Maid outfit (complete with nylons, headpiece, heels, and feather duster) that was mandatory for all Megadeth band members to wear on Mustaine Estates. Mustaine always loved Ellefson the most in that dress. He would never admit it, but they both knew.
“My English Muffin is burnt, Junior! Now how will I have the energy to write songs for another multi-platinum album like Super Collider!? How!?” Junior stood there, trembling half out of fear and half out of anticipation. “Well, Master. I have a few riffs I’ve been working on-” In that instant, Junior felt a swift back hand, then he hit the floor. “I thought I made things fucking clear to during Peace Sells, you ungrateful piece of shit!”
Junior stood up, wiped away his tears and spoke. “I’m sorry, Master. But I think it’s time for you to wake up.” “What the fuck are you talking about?” Mustaine snarled back, “
I will never look at David Ellefson the same way again.
10/10 Byaahhs!!(golf clap)
have you ever seen this show ? , one of the funniest things i have ever seen.
No I haven’t.
I have seen that show before. Have you started watching that new Netflix Original show with the horse that is animated? It’s called Bojack Horseman. I watched the first episode and it’s hilarious yet very dark.
I loved it. Very good pilot and I shall be watching the rest of the season tomorrow. I would finish it up tonight but I have a date at 7. As I predicted Sarah asked me out and I said yes. I’m going to be going to her house soon and then we’ll be going to BDubs at 7. I’m sure that somewhere in heaven Mel is smiling down on me and Sarah for us finally getting together as more than friends.
That was a great twist ending. I didn’t expect it.
I missed you and your erotic fanfics.
I haven’t read this yet but im gonna upvote it regardless.
1) Simpsons marathon.
2) Sin City: A Dame To Kill For.
3) Smash Bros Melee.
respond back to us with your review of 2)
I’ll make sure to remember to do that.
I’ll go only if Eva Green’s part is not a minor one.
Yes, I said I’m a fan of Eva Green’s bigger parts. Move on now, nothing to see here.
I’ll assume you’ve seen Penny Dreadful? Love that series.
Sadly, I have not. No network anywhere on my current cable provider’s list showed it in either a concurrent or delayed run.
It’s possible one of our cable networks will pick it up a year out of sync like they do with most other British shows and British/American co-productions. But by then it will have long been available on Netflix Canada. I hope.
you from canada too. Neflix canada sucks pretty bad compared to the states who have just about everything. If you like hot chicks check out the movie jailbait that`s currently on netflix , it`s fucking awesome. The main actress is unreal and she`s in an all girl prison so you can probably imagine the things that go on !
The best thing about US Netflix are the TV shows. The Horror and Sci-Fi selection is for shit.
I love the crappy horror movies they have. They have the whole Hellraiser series of which I love.
I only like the first 2 movies and I’ve seen them a million times.
I love all of them especially the crappy ones. I’m going to be calling Sarah up as she texted me and said she wanted me to call her. I think she’s going to ask me out. I am going to accept as Mel would have wanted me to be happy with someone who loved me and Sarah still loves me as much as she did in high school.
Sounds like it could be worth looking for.
On a vaguely related note, I recently discovered the ongoing work of Canadian indie horror ‘scream queen’ AND director Jessica Cameron. I’ve put in a bunch of pledges and pre-orders for her upcoming stuff, including the two films represented here:
Obviously they’re not going to make their stretch “goal”, but since it’s not Kickstarter-based I think they’ll go ahead and just go super low budget. At least I hope so. I want my perks. Like this signed photo:
Yea, i am going to look into this , looks to be up my alley, naked chicks and blood , 2 of my favorite things.
do you remember how bad the spirit was, hope i`m not stepping on your toes on this.
I loved that movie Conan. I loved the Spirit enough to have seen it on opening day. I admit it got bad reviews but I loved the movie enough to see it twice in theaters after I saw it on opening day. I gotta watch that movie again. I think I have in on Blu Ray somewhere. No worries though, people can have their opinions.
So my review of a Dame To Kill For is simple – it’s alright. It’s not bad, but it’s not really outstanding even if Eva Green is naked for most of her story arch. The action feels off(I know nothing about it supposed to feel “real”, but it still doesn’t mean it has to look that out of place at times), and the way they tell the stories isn’t as good as the first movie. I’d say if you REALLY want to go out and spend a little money on it, go ahead, but I won’t blame anyone for waiting on the DVD.
Damn it!!! How can someone as talented as Rodriguez allow something mediocre to be made? He knows the first one was a masterpiece!
Thanks fir the review, brobocop!
Strange. You almost had me sold at “Eva Green is naked”, but it turns out even that isn’t enough to overcome poor plotting when $12 is on the line. I could maybe justify a $4 rental though.
…On the other hand, if I do wait for the Blu-Ray I would have to buy it (last local video store is closing this week). And that’s at least twice as much.
Fingers crossed it will be available on Netflix Canada (in HD).
i second McNulty`s request.
Please do a review of the second thing. I want to see that so bad.
how long is juno temple in it ?, i think she is a cutie. As a measure of how good it was, how much better was it than the spirit ?
She’s barely in it – I don’t remember her having more than a couple lines if that. As for The Spirit, I never saw it – most of my buddies said it was terrible and I wasn’t really moved to see it for myself.
Metaphysical Anus! I have a question.
Revenge fuck marathon!
tonight: cute big booty chick from Costco
tomorrow night: older nurse
Sunday: Um…probly just jerk off into my wife’s hair while she’s sleeping. Fuck her!
Ok, so I deviated a bit from the schedule…
Friday night: cute big booty chick from Costco
Saturday AM: fuck the wife
Saturday later AM: fuck the wife again
Saturday noon: tell the wife about friday night
Saturday night: pass out watching Spartacus
Tonight: meh…I dont feel like jerking off
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And don’t worry, I am behind on my back orders, but you will all get your shit, I swear on it just as I swear that I have been clean and sober for *checks watch* & *coughs spasmodically* 45 minutes now.
Did I mention I am reformed – you can trust me now. Stay tuned for more limited items soon my metal friends.
Hey there Blake, are you still sober? I’m at the moment shooting up with my friend Sarah who I am dating. I knew I’d never be fully clean but I need a release sometimes and this used to be a release for me back in middle school and high school.
Just gonna work on some music, hopefully campout, and try and chill cause I still gotta work this weekend. Hopefully enjoy my new Anaal Nathrakh, Poison Idea, Entombed, and Exhumed discs I picked up yesterday!
Which Anaal Nathrakh album did you buy?
Snagged “Eschaton”. Haven’t listened to much of them but from what I’ve heard it got me stoked to finally find their shit at my local music store
I’ve got Eschaton. In my opinion it’s their best. You found a great album.
I consider The Satanist their best. I like Escahton but I like The Satanist more. I would say more but I have to get to sleep. I have to wake up early tomorrow and load my car up with the stuff from my old bedroom’s closet. I have a lot of stuff to put in there, such as my CD collection, my bands shirts from before I went to college in the Fall of 2005 and another box that was next to the CDs that I have not opened yet. It’s a big box but it’s light like there’s paper in there or something, I don’t know what’s in the box but I know I sealed it with masking tape.
The Satanist is not Anaal Nathrakh album
I thought you were talking about Behemoth. I thought Eschaton was a Behemoth album.
Evangelion is a Behemoth album. But I agree, The Satanist is Behemoth’s best album.
I love that album. Easily album of the year for me. I went through the box I found that was light but sealed with duct tape. There was a Spineshank shirt in there from Ozzfest 2001 though I don’t remember buying a Spineshank shirt that year. I think someone bought it for me as a thank you for paying for their Ozzfest ticket. I also found my high school yearbook, a ton of photos of me and Mel and a love note that was from an anonymous person. It was dated September 2004 and I know Mel did not give it to me as it wasn’t in her handwriting. I think it might have been her best friend Sarah.
I gotta ask you a question. Do they have prom in Finland? I was wondering because I found photos of me at my senior prom with Mel and her best friend Sarah as well as me and everyone else on the party bus Sarah’s parents rented for her. We all went down to Wildwood in New Jersey when prom was over and stayed there for a few days. We slept in the party bus because we didn’t want to pay for a hotel. So many people I forgot about were in these photos. Some people that were on the football team I was on and their dates. My closest friend who wasn’t a sports guy with his date who was a leader of this group of anorexic clique of girls. They were friends with Sarah but Mel considered them leeches who were trying to ride on Sarah’s coattails because Sarah was the most popular girl in my high school. I remember I heard them calling Sarah and Mel fat and wondering why I was spending so much time with Mel when I would easily go for their leader. They loved me and would have done anything to get with me. I didn’t like any of them in that way. I remember approaching them after the English class we were in was over and asking them if they wanted to go to the McDonald’s across the street and get a soda. All ten of them were there and they all equally had a thing for me so they said yes. When we got there and after I had bought a large soda I told them calmly and quietly yet also firmly to stop calling Mel and Sarah fat. I said if they did stop they would be invited to this party I was having. I said if they didn’t stop though I would reveal that they were anorexic. They didn’t like that but they said if they stopped calling them fat and they were invited to the party that their leader who was a bleached blonde whore named Carlene and her best friend Lynn who was also a whore would have sex with me in the McDonald’s bathroom. I politely declined their offer because I was with Mel. I regret doing that as I considered it underhanded and terrible to do.
We have a similar thing to prom called vanhojen tanssit.
I’ve never heard of that. I danced and I haven’t danced since that night. I’m not a good dancer but since I was the most popular guy in my school I didn’t have to dance. My presence was electric and though I stood on the dance floor and didn’t really do much dancing girls danced with me. I did dance with Mel though and her friend Sarah because Sarah had feelings for me and I thought why the hell not. Mel didn’t mind. The anorexic leader and her friend forced themselves on me so I did technically dance with them but that was because their leader and her friend forced themselves on me. I was nice enough to not say no and act like I enjoyed two girls who I hated and thought were whores. I was able to mask my hatred of them and make it look like I loved them. I was able to do this with a technical precision of a robot that performs perfect surgeries. I did theater in middle school and in the summers and I mastered how to act. I acted like everyone was equally important and awesome and that’s how I rose to the top. I played a part in everyday life which really helped. I only really cared about Mel and Sarah and a few guy friends of mine from middle school. I technically hated everyone because I suffered depression and I legitimately hated almost half of the people who called me a friend. I especially hated the anorexics because of the comments they made about Mel and Sarah. I wanted to tell Mel and Sarah what they would say and then tell them to beat the living shit out of them. I realized that was a sadistic thing to say so I never told them.
I was the only one in my class that didn’t dance.
I see. I’m sorry to hear that. Do you know of a band named Lordi who is apparently from Finland? I found a photo of me and Mel with the band backstage at Ozzfest 2007 as my friend was their roadie during that Ozzfest. They were the nicest guys I have ever met from any band. They all signed my CD, both of the shirts I bought of theirs, they gave me and Mel a signed 8 by 10 and I went to a Chili’s with them after the Ozzfest was over that we went to in Hartford. They invited Lamb of God, Static X and Ozzy as well. They all accepted as Lordi was going to pay for all of the food we could eat. I also found the backstage pass I got from my friend. It was an All Access pass. I could have used it for the second stage as well but I did not though. I regret not doing that as Behemoth performed there and they were amazing. They did show up backstage on the main stage when their performance was over. I talked to Nergal about metal for five or so minutes before I met Lordi. I heard one of the members named Otus died in 2012. That saddened me because he was a very nice guy. We talked for about half an hour about metal and bands like Ten Years After. Our favorite song by TYA was I’d Love To Change The World.
Pretty much everyone knows Lordi here. They were the first Finnish band to win the Eurovision song contest.
I didn’t know that. I liked their performance. I would say more but I have to make a call then I have to take a nap as I’m tired. Mel’s friend Sarah wanted me to call her, said she had a question for me. I will be back a little while. Also, I think Sarah is going to ask me out as she still has feelings for me from what I can tell. I’m going to accept her offer as Mel would have wanted me to and I don’t want to be alone and neither does Sarah from what I can tell. When I saw her this morning she was going on a jog on the other side of the street I was jogging on. We talked for five minutes and then we went to her house which was nice and right down the road from where my parents live. She got a medical school degree from a school in Texas and is currently a doctor. She also is depressed about Mel’s death as I saw an empty bottle of whiskey on her kitchen counter and half of a 30 pack of Labatt Blue. We had a few of them and talked on her deck for about 25 minutes before I put the stuff from my closet into my car.
don’t sweat it man, i had no one to go with so i just skipped the whole thing. I never regretted it either. A bunch of people you hate and stuck up girls + horrible music, It’s all shit.
This. I never went to a school dance my entire high school career, and I’ve never regretted it, either.
I was cleaning out my old room at my parent’s house where I am staying for the night when I found my old collection of CDs. They were in a box in my closet and they included all the Slayer albums from the debut up to Christ Illusion, all my In Flames albums from the debut up to Soundtrack To Your Escape, my Static X collection with a copy of Wisconsin Death Trip the band signed when I saw them at Ozzfest and all the other stuff they released up to Cannibal which I bought when I was in college, my copy of Far Beyond Driven that my uncle got me when we saw Pantera when I was 7 and my copies of Motograter’s only album, the Ozzfest compilation I bought at Ozzfest 2000 and the POD, Staind and Taproot albums I bought that were the first albums I ever bought on July 4, 2000 at a sale at Media Play. I also found in my closet my shirts from when I saw Korn in 1997, Marilyn Manson in 1998, Static X shirt and Reveille shirts from Ozzfest 2000, an American Head Charge shirt and a Union Underground shirt from Ozzfest 2001, a POD shirt from Ozzfest 2002 and a Slayer shirt from when I saw them in 2002 near me. I’m still cleaning out my closet. I’ll see if I find any other interesting things in there. I’ve been here since 1 PM as I took the day off from work for Mel’s funeral. I found my JNCOS in my old dresser as well as Devildriver, Dimmur Borgir, and Black Sabbath shirts from Ozzfest 2004 as well as the In Flames shirt and the Mudvayne shirt I bought at Ozzfest 2005. So many childhood memories in this room.
yea i hear ya, once in awhile i will go through my boxes of shit too and discover stuff i had thought i had lost or totally forgot i had at all. I have probably 300 rock mags from the 80`s and 90`s and lots of tour books as well as multiple tubes packed full of posters.
On top of what i said I found I found my old pairs of JNCOS, a few old basketball jerseys and my old Reebok Shaq Attaq shoes. I’m loading the stuff into my car currently to bring it back to my place as my parents wanted me to clean out my closet in my old room.
I’m typically not a fan of the whole death growl/clean vocal combo but this really caught my ear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEj5pyd-yh4
The new Scar Symmetry single is pretty good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NsFx6iVOaA
Quick question: I want to go to two concerts. One is Trapt with Saving Abel where Trapt will be performing their debut that I loved. The other is Adrenaline Mob and my friend’s band is opening for them. Which one should I go to?
I’d go to the one which had the bands I liked the most.
I hate Saving Abel but I do love Trapt. Adrenaline Mob is good but there’s a ton of local openers and the only one I care about is my friend’s band. I have a decision to make. I will make it when I get back from getting a haircut.
New semester starts Monday. Last weekend of freedom…
God/Satanspeed, my friend.
I got tunes and some Stone IPA. Ready to get this weekend started!
Random dose of nightly cuteness courtesy Zach Galligan:
Dead in here
I know right? I woke up an hour ago and I came on here for a brief minute before I went for a jog. On my jog I saw someone I had not seen since graduation. I saw Mel’s best friend Sarah as she apparently lived down the street from my parents. She was the most popular girl in our high school and I was the most popular guy. She had serious feelings for me as people would tell me. She asked me out once or twice but I politely declined as I wasn’t looking for a relationship at that time. She went to Ozzfest 2001 with me and my friend. My friend invited her as he had a thing for her but she had a thing for me at that time. She said she would only go with him if he invited me. I guess he’s lucky that he had invited me. She was into metal as well as me and my friend. From what I remember she bought two Crazy Town shirts and three Mudvayne shirts at that concert. She loved Mudvayne. We exchanged phone numbers before I went back to my parent’s house to pack my things into my car. She had bleached blonde hair back in high school as well as a nice face. Her body wasn’t much to write home about but it wasn’t half bad to look at. When I saw her this morning she had brunette hair and her body was smoking hot. Face looked the same as well. I will be back in a little while, I have to shower before I get on my way back to my house.
Give her a call soon and go do something.
I might. I just might. She always had a thing for me and I feel it’s only fair because I found a Spineshank shirt she bought me in 2001 at Ozzfest. Plus, I don’t think she’s that happy that her best friend and my ex girlfriend Melanie died. I found a lot of stuff in a box I had labeled Memories and sealed with duct tape in my closet in my old room. There was a lot of photos of me and Mel and Sarah was in quite a few of them. There was a love note I had gotten in September 2004 from an anonymous person. I found it in my locker and I think it was from Sarah. There was also three American head Charge shirts and three shirts of this band called The Union Underground. There was also my copies of the American Head Charge album and the Union Underground album. I’m looking at the photos and they bring back memories. Memories of prom, memories of college and concerts, even the photo of me and Mel with Lordi at Ozzfest 2007. A photo with me and Static X from that same Ozzfest. The backstage passes me and Mel got from our friend who was Lordi’s roadie for Ozzfest 2007 Ah, good times.
You know what? I will do it. I will do it because I need someone and she seems like someone that has been there for me probably the most. Only Mel has been there for me more and that was for the 4 and a quarter years we dated. Sarah was there since I was in middle school. We saw Marilyn Manson in 1998 with her dad when he came around here. I feel that I should at the very least make her happy for all that she has done for me.