Friday Open Swim: I Don’t Care About Anythiiiiiing!

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It is Friday afternoon. There’s only a few hours left to waste this week. Waste them here!

It’s the weekend, bruh. What are your plans? What are the weekend jamz? Let’s talk it out below!

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  • Metaphysical Anus

    Yes, embrace the nihilism! I’m going to be making love to the new Opeth album. It will stay in my record player. Also I have to go get a new snare head.

    • Owlswald

      I also broke my snare head this week (bottom head) but need to replace the rest of them anyway so this just gave me a reason to do so.

      • Metaphysical Anus

        I also should buy new sticks. Old ones are getting pretty shitty.

        • Owlswald

          What kind of gear do you play?

          • Metaphysical Anus

            I don’t remember all the details. My drum set is Tama, I have two sabian crashes, one sabian ride, sabian hi-hats, pearl doublebass pedals, one stagg crash and one zildjian ride. I need to get some effect symbals as well.

  • Weekend plans:

    1.) Crack open a cold one
    2.) Repeat step number 1

    GL

    • Metaphysical Anus

      3.) Smoke crack?

      • 5.) Profit.

        • Metaphysical Anus

          I think we’re missing something here, Jimmy.

    • What is George Lynch’s preferred brew?

      • Natty Light baby!

        Cheap, effective, and you stay hydrated!

        lolbuttz

        GL

        • Owlswald

          Couldn’t you at least upgrade to Pabst? It was voted the best beer in 1895.

          • Your argument is compelling!

            GL

          • ..and retains its title!

          • Scrimm

            I really love PBR on draft.

          • – we start drinking PBR over a decade ago
            – hipsters start drinking PBR soon afterwards
            – switch to PBR on draft!
            – hipsters can’t do that, because they MUST be seen with those cans in hand!
            QED

          • Scrimm

            I never thought of that but that is an awesome plan.

          • Tyree

            I hear that’s what KSOFM drinks.

          • I heard he likes Shirley Temples but I could be wrong.

          • Tyree

            Chocolate Martini’s too.

          • Owlswald

            I went and saw Beck last night and the concessions were selling tallboy cans of Pabst for $6.

          • Tyree

            When I was at the Big Four at Yankee stadium they charged 11 dollars for a Pabst draft.

          • W.

            Nah, he’s a Pearl Light kind of guy.

          • Aww. Memories of high school. Lightly alcohol-flavored carbonated water.

          • Mr.CustodialArts

            Actually it was 1893…I’m an alcoholic…LET’S HEAR IT FOR SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE PERSONAL RUIN!!!

        • Tyree

          Beer Water. Nice!

    • 3.) Archspire

    • George Clarke

      is this the weekend plans thread?

      blaze fat blunts, listen to wicked jams

      • W.

        And hang out with Chelsea?

      • NDNOvHell

        puffin’ on seeds and stems?

        • George Clarke

          do i look like a fucking scrub to you?

          dank nugs only. next question.

          • NDNOvHell

            Stems poke out of Clarke’s blunts, which makes them run.

            -Clarke Facts-

      • Negrodamus
  • FeelTheDarkness

    FUCK YEAH FEAR!!!!!!!!

  • Tyree

    Camping under a funeral moon tonight!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvaZWnJL7xI

    • Randall Thor

      I’ve been listening to nothing but black metal all day. Studying the enemy, I suppose. Here’s something awesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCT15c_qjDg

      • Tyree

        Killer man! Get some, up yo butt yo!

        • Metaphysical Anus

          I like where this is going,

          • Tyree

            Up yo butt.

      • crazytaco_12

        Dude, did you know Forgotten Tomb have their new live album on bandcamp for NYP? Snagged that shit a few days ago

  • Guacamole Jim

    FUCK THIS WEEK FOR REALZ. I’m getting blasted tonight, and am going to binge on video games and Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

    • Tyree

      I joined the Marines.

      • Metaphysical Anus

        For realzies?

      • Guacamole Jim

        Great episode. Frylock goes to Canada in that one, right??

        • Tyree

          Hahaha, yup!

          • Guacamole Jim

            Golden. I have to make sure I watch “Shake Like Me” tonight too.

          • Tyree

            Robots Everywhere is one of my favorites.

          • KJM

            “That’s an important piece of information, man…”

    • KJM

      We’re full of religion now, Fryman. Everyone please, bow your heads and pretend to be serious.

      • Guacamole Jim

        I found a mooninite voicemail greeting online a few years ago. I had it for years on my phone. Nobody got it 🙁

      • The Black Dahlia Burger

        I just watched the Mooninites episode last night on netflix totally spur of the moment. I hadn’t seen it since it came out and it’s still amazing.

  • CyberneticOrganism

    *wastes time*

    • CyberneticOrganism

      I plan on finishing up work, sampling some excellent new craft brews (c/o the cybernetic lady organism) and getting shit ready for Norway.

      • Metaphysical Anus

        You’re going to Norway?

        • CyberneticOrganism

          Affirmative.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Oh man, it’s my second favourite neighbour country after Sweden. I heard it’s pretty fucking expensive there.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Are you in Norway? Where at?

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Finland, not Norway.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Let’s meetup in Sweden for a beer and establish Toilet Ov Hell North: All Scandinavian Metal, All The Time

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Finland is not part of scandinavia and I don’t drink alcoholic drinks. I can’t go to Sweden, I live closer to Russia.

          • DO IT FOR THE TOILET!!!

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Do you want me to get fired?

          • of course not! which part will get you fired, having a drink or going to Sweden? plus, what’s your job (if i might ask)?

          • Metaphysical Anus

            I think. I have already told you, Jimmy. How much have you been drinking?

          • Owlswald

            They would totally understand.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            I don’t even know him. He could shank me in Sweden!

          • CyberneticOrganism

            You should meet us there if you want to live. No problemo.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            What the fuck do you mean “us”?

          • Cock of Steele

            Not part of Scandinavia?! Explain?

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Go to fucking wikipedia and read it.

          • Watch your goddamn language you fuckin asshole

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Sorry mom.

          • Cock of Steele

            Ooooooooohhhhhh I see now. I’ve been living a lie getting Nordic Countries mixed up with the Scandinavian peninsula. I flush myself for such grievous offenses.

          • The Satan Ov Nuclear Hell

            As I have asked other pilgrims before me- bring a pebble from Helvette to the toilet.

          • you should go visit @metaphysicalanus:disqus and interview him, then report back to us!

          • Metaphysical Anus

            I live in Finland, not Norway!

          • i googled those countries, they’re close

          • Metaphysical Anus

            They are neighbours, yes, but the border is not close to me.

          • Cock of Steele

            Finland, Norway, they’re like two states in one country rite?

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Yes, we are the socialist union.

  • I will be hitting the sauce this weekend as well. Been jamming the new Corrupt Moral Altar. They live up to the term “grind ‘n’ roll'”

  • George Clarke

    did you dorks hear the new deafheaven yet? i think its pretty cool. i guess im biased tho huh?

    • Metaphysical Anus

      I like deafheaven as well. I liked the song. Oh wait! Is this a troll thingy?

      • God

        nope that’s the legit George Clarke

        • George Clarke

          nobody lies on the internet, right?

        • Metaphysical Anus

          I’m just gonna go ahead and say that you’re lying.

          • The Satan Ov Nuclear Hell

            I’m the real Satan, and god is the real god. We all know that. Also the devil is the real devil. It’s complicated.

          • Cock of Steele

            When a great man dies, his body parts live on 🙂

          • Metaphysical Anus

            How does that relate to my comment?

          • George Clarke

            im a technological marvel 🙂

          • Cock of Steele

            How does it not?

          • W.

            Like Rasputin!

          • Mother Shabubu III

            Question I have always wondered: is your name, “Metaphysical Anus”, a reference to the Patton Oswalt bit about the great Invisible Anus?

      • you’re not going to believe this, bae, but i didn’t mind the song.

        • Metaphysical Anus

          What a fucking shocker!

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          ……

          • George Clarke

            sorry not everyone can be trve kvlt ya know

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            I know, only me! Now pvt on some akercocke & make me a sandwich.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Here you go, oh mighty one.
            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5zfM_Cz-9fc

          • Owlswald

            This video is amazing on so many levels. I like how they look like they are having an IT department meeting in an empty floor of their office building and decided to watch some hot tail dance for them during a break.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            I said something to the same effect when I first saw this video.

            “This is the best interview we’ve ever done, guys. Great job. Take the rest of the day off.”

          • Max

            Riffs for days. Booty for days. Approval for years.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            this is great, akercocke are getting more promotion on blogs these days than they did when they were an active band. It’s been 7 years since their last album & i am sure mendonca & grey would be amused by the interest. They were never complainers , earache gave them a descent push, there only had one US tour with Mortician in 2005 which was unfortunate. I remember reading the soundscan number for words that go unspoken, deeds that go undone, maybe their masterwork – 400 copies sold – i thought i needed my eyes checked. A real shame. And now i hear this Jus EW bullshit and think , you know what jus, EW has been around along time and has a lot of fans even though black massess was a lazy album. I would say EW have made it big time in their genre. Jason Mendonca was the kind of guy who had a a great english sense of humor and a gentlemanly demeanor, it was part act i know, they were satanists in the hellfire club sense, with some hammer horror trappings. ( i heard him say this in an interview on bruce dickinson’s radio show), where he gave bruce a run for his money in the sarcasm & rudeness dept. ( all in good fun though)

          • i’ve really been digging that Akercocke! Shelter From the Sand is one of my favs.

          • Tyree

            Did you recently start getting into Akercocke?

          • yup, our boy @dario_argento:disqus’s recommendations. never heard of them until about two weeks ago.

          • Tyree

            Oh good for you! I remember my first time 😉

          • NDNOvHell

            The Goat of Mendes is one of my favorite albums EVER. Ceremony of Nine Angels is devilishly epic. I’d check out that song, if you haven’t already.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            that’s the song that has some late 70’s rush influence in it, at least to my ears. Maybe the best track on the album.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            ……………

          • Scrimm

            You’re gonna hate me but I have to admit I fucking LOVE the destroyer.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            hahahhahah, it has it’s moments. Any conan with arnold is better than no conan at all. It really all came down to the choice to go for a pg-13 instead of an R rating. The whole productions hands were tied right there. Less violence, less blood, no nudity, no sex. The screenplay was written by roy thomas who had written 90% of the conan stories for marvel so he knew about staying within the lines since comics were bought by kids more in the 70’s. I really like the blonde princess, very cute, and i liked the queen taramis character played by sarah douglas (who was most famous for playing Ursa in superman 2). Wilt chamberlain and grace jones were underwhelming & the sidekick was annoying. Also the wizard akiro who was so cool in the first movie was mishandled and turned into a bit too much of a comedic character.
            It’s conan ! i can never dislike it that much my friend !
            Now red sonja – that’s a different story.

          • Scrimm

            I agree with all that. I think it comes down to I was just at the perfect age when it came out, and Arnold was the biggest badass ever then. Plus I was eating swords and sorcery shit up like candy. Except for Red Sonja.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            Oh yea destroyer has a place in my heart, by best friend and i saw it at the theatre multiple times in 84, that was also the year of temple of doom which was his favorite ( saw that countless times as well). Search for spock was also out so it was a crowded season for blockbusters that summer. Not a big star trek fan but wrath of khan was so good everyone went to search thinking they would get more of the same , which of course wasn’t the case unfortunately.

          • Scrimm

            Nice. I was to young to go without a parent then, and my dad almost never went to the movies so I didn’t get to go too much when I was really young, though we did see temple. Now I go way too often. I want the new Conan to be good almost as bad as I do the new Phantasm.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Me too. My entire family went and saw Temple of Doom. Was Willow and Romancing the Stone around the same time? Saw them also.

          • Scrimm

            I think willow was a little later. My third grade class actually went on a field trip to see that.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            I barley remember that movie. I think someone on here was talking about that movie or maybe it was on of those click on articles. I don’t remember.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            willow was 88, i remember that off the top of my head because i was still a huge lucas fan when it came out. Romancing the stone i googled and it was 84.

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            Thanks man.

      • Cock of Steele

        LULZ U GOT TROLLD

    • Gross.

      • Metaphysical Anus

        Says the guy that mounts dragons (you know what I mean).

        • Nothing wrong with that, great for killing packs of wolves.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Having sex with dragons is great for killing packs of wolves?

          • Owlswald

            MSD has sex with dragons WHILE he kills packs of wolves. This is why he is a masterlord. #MasterFacts

          • Oh you dirty mind you.

          • The Satan Ov Nuclear Hell

            Well I don’t follow game of thrones as much as I used to, but I’m fairly sure the blonde gal who wanders around in the desert counts as a dragon…

          • Metaphysical Anus

            I have no idea what you’re talking about.

          • The Satan Ov Nuclear Hell
          • Metaphysical Anus

            I haven’t watched GoT, so I don’t understand this at all. How is she part dragon?

          • The Satan Ov Nuclear Hell

            I don’t know either and I’ve read the books.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Was there some kinky dragon sex involved?

          • The Satan Ov Nuclear Hell

            Yes, as far as I can gather! And alot of incest. Game Of Thrones teaches that inbred people look good. I’m not certain the writer has much medical knowledge.

    • W.

      Hey, are you hooking up with Chelsea Wolfe? I hear you were. Sorry, Tyree.

      • George Clarke

        i would never kiss and tell because im a classy motherfucker.

  • Everyone who would care obviously knows, but FXX is marathoning every episode of The Simpsons. Have any of you watched since, I dunno, season 12?

    • Tyree

      Sounds like a good time.

    • Metaphysical Anus

      I have. It has been horrible. Fucking Lisa!

    • Futurama >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

      • King of the Hill >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

        • GL>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

          GL

        • Metaphysical Anus

          Pasila>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

        • Tyree

          Masters of Sex >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

          Wait, that’s not a cartoon.

          • Owlswald

            Matt Damon >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

          • The Satan Ov Nuclear Hell

            Master ov puppets >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

            BLACKENED IS THE EEEEEND!

        • Archer>>>>>>>>>>>>

        • W.

          Joe, non-Texans just don’t get it.

          • SMOHLG

            I’m a non-texan. “So are you chinese or japanese.”

        • Occams_Razor_Ramon

          I’ve never met anyone outside of Texas who has appreciated King of the Hill as much as the people who live here. I’m not sure what that says about everyone involved, but fuck anyone who doesn’t like KotH.

          EDIT: W. beat me to it. See? Texans.

      • MoshOff

        I’m watching a Futurama episode right now. I’ve seen it like 5 times but it’s still funny. The Simpsons…

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      I’ve seen every episode from season 9 onwards when they aired. I’m a huge Simpsons guy.

      • Same Here. I have battered wife syndrome when it comes to The Simpsons. I keep watching expecting things to change and for product to get better but it never does.

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          kind of like a tv series version of metallica, slayer & megadeth’s constant dissapointments.

    • KJM

      Haven’t cared since about 1999.

    • Mother Shabubu III

      A few episodes here and there are worth it. Mostly the Treehouse of Horrors, but other than that the Zombie Simpsons/Rise of Jerkass Homer are awful.

      PS: http://www.wtso.cc/ Now you can have your own Simpsons marathon/No more social life.

  • The Satan Ov Nuclear Hell

    I’m playing ambient at a local bar used to pop-punk. Oh the crowd reaction… Bah bah bah, bap bah bah, I’m dreading it.

    • What happened to my homie, Solaire?

      • The Satan Ov Nuclear Hell

        He’s currently fighting Kirk, Knight of Thorns in Lost Izalith.

        • Randall Thor

          I will pray he finds the luck necessary for the Bed of Chaos

          • The Satan Ov Nuclear Hell

            Let us all hope he does not hollow.

          • Randall Thor

            Please tell me someone helped him make it through the path of chaos bugs.

          • The Satan Ov Nuclear Hell

            Of course!

  • My dad wants me to come over and help him update his LinkedIn for some weird reason. Also planning on making some homemade root beer with him, then hanging out with some friends and playing some couch co-op on Diablo 3.

    • Guacamole Jim

      Is it alcoholic root beer?

      • No 🙁

        • Guacamole Jim

          Too bad! Home-brew is the best. How do you make your root beer though?

          • It’s actually just a kit I got online for my dad’s birthday. We did make actual homemade root beer when I was really young at boy scout camp.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            My grandfather used to make moonshine.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            all i learned about moonshine , the south, fast cars, the police , and sexy cousins i learned from this show.
            I don’t know if i was more in love with the general lee or daisy at the age of 10.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            His hometown is known for moonshine om Finland. There’s even a moonshine museum near it.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            well, i think moonshine is a universal language !, didn’t know you were from finland. The dukes of hazzard was where i got my ideas of what the southern US was like when i was a kid living in canada in the early 80’s.

  • going to see these cats live! Dwayne Dopsie & The Zydeco Hellraisers, can’t freaking wait!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLj2udHy12k

    • Metaphysical Anus

      Can you stop peeling these layers?

    • That guy killed the man bib solo! nice

      GL

    • zydeXcore

  • YourLogicIsFlushed

    I’ll probably go to that Solemn Oath Brewery that was posted on here a few weeks ago, considering I found out it’s basically in my backyard. Hooray Beer!

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Enjoy, have one for me

  • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

    fuck lucas friday

    • Gorgasm

      Fuckin thank you!! I refuse to watch a broadcast of ROTJ on TV because of this bullshit.

      Also have you heard of the Despecialized Edition. They’re fan edits of the original trilogy, closest thing to the original theatrical cut.

      • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

        no, never heard of the fan edits, i haven’t been a die hard fan since the mid 80’s. Up til then i had probably 70% of the vehicles and playsets & would guestimate about 90% of the figures, I also had as many movie posters and other shit you could name. I saw the original in 77 when i was 7 and it was my only love until i discovered rush in 81.
        I would like a dvd version with all original matte lines as seen in the theatre. I want no touch ups whatsoever or added scenes , different framing etc. Just so i am up to date when the films went from vhs to dvd were they fucked with ? Were they on dvd before phantom menace ? Sounds like you can fill me in. I am like a lapsed catholic when it comes to star wars at this point. All i know is i still love the originals even though i haven’t seen them since the days of vhs.

        • Scrimm

          I don’t believe they were on dvd then. I seem to remember people clamoring for them for some time before they were released, and then we got that shit.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            just to change gears mid stream i think this has got to be at least in the top 10 list of worst remakes of all time. I was looking through the tv listings and saw the fog , got excited & saw it was the remake with tom welling (smallville). This has happened literally dozens of times.

          • Scrimm

            Yeah that’s so bad. I saw that in the theater with the hottest girl I’ve ever known and even that didn’t make it any better.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            sorry if i brought up a bad memory with that. Here is another shitter from a few years back. Except the actress in it was cute. The original poster and the only reason i watched the remake.

          • Scrimm

            Nah no bad memories, except that sorry ass excuse for a movie. I do really like that chick from the new thing. I read that there was a lot of studio fuckery on that one. Especially the end sequence on the ship which I thought was the shittiest part. There is a video online with some footage of creatures they wanted and it looks a hell of a lot cooler than what ended up in the movie.

        • Xan

          I have bought the original trilogy three times now and still haven’t been able to see the originals so I just pirated the untainted versions. I bought the originals legitly. I demand the right for un-Lucased films.

    • FeelTheDarkness

      I also hate Hayden Christiansen with every fiber of my being

      • Metaphysical Anus

        I’m pretty sure that we all do.

    • Cock of Steele

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQrWe6WtSuA Made me think of this for some reason

    • Scrimm

      Seriously that is so fucking terrible.

    • Xan

      The meme never dies!

      • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

        Good work, CROM is pleased.

    • TrickleDownTacoRiff

      Crom..help a brother out. Whats the story behind these photos?

      • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

        the first frame is from the original theatrical print, the second is from the dvd release of jedi where he tinkered with it in many places including switching the old anakin skywalker actor with shitty hayden christiansen who played the young anakin in the prequels. He changed stuff in the 77 star wars & empire strikes back as well. Adding jabba into a scene in star wars, having greedo draw first instead of greedo at the cantina ( he thought han was a bad example because he drew first) There is a laundry list of fucking bullshit he did, some very noticeable others small details. Also he refused to put out remastered untouched versions of the original trilogy instead slapping them on dvd with no remastering of sound or picture , plus the added kick in the balls of not putting them full frame. So there are the big black bars on each side of the screen. Essentially it was dropping vhs quality of the movies onto dvd.

        • TrickleDownTacoRiff

          damn! lol thats brutal!
          he even changed characters/actors? holy
          crap what an ass. Hey my mom lives in Chicago and she said Chicago just got selected by him for some sort of Lucas/Star wars museum? Do you know anything about that?

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            no, i haven’t read much about lucas of late, was a huge fan of the originals as a kid (had all the toys , posters, and shit) but lost interest in the 90’s and sold my stuff before the terrible prequels. I haven’t watched the original trilogy since the vhs days. I would like to see them on a better format so i started looking into it and saw what a jerk off lucas was being. It’s like taking the mona lisa and repainting it or adding a different character in the background. Sacriledge. All i know is he threw a shit fit and said no one likes the movies he makes so he sold it all to disney. So now his own creation is out of his hands. Thats like selling your child. That last indiana jones was pretty bad too i guess, i didn’t even watch it when i saw how much CGI was in it plus that awful shia lebeof played his sidekick which sealed the deal of me not burning away my love of indiana jones by seeing it.

          • TrickleDownTacoRiff

            damn thats crazy had no idea! i cant stand Shia either…

  • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

    …….

    • George Clarke

      !!!

    • KJM

      Waiting patiently for Season 6.

      • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

        Is there going to be one ? We get everything a year later in canada. But i watch repeats of VB non stop. I also like these 2 shows.

        • Virgil the Ghost Poet

          I’m still pissed that they never finished Frisky Dingo. That shit was funny.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            adam reed made up archer too, xander crews looks the same as the archer character. Frisky dingo was some really fucked up stuff, i liked when the old man took over the company and made figures of himself, shit, the whole show was hiliarious.

        • KJM

          Yes, there is. I follow James Urbaniak on Twitter and he posted that he was busy working on his voice parts for Season 6 a couple months ago. Brak rules.

    • The Black Dahlia Burger
      • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

        I wonder if they got that from the venture brothers, if so they went up a few rungs on my death metal ladder.

  • CÖÄL RÖLL FRÖM THE TÖILET BÖWL

    BDubs, rolling on libtards…the usual…

  • NDNOvHell

    Isole + Whiskey = Killer weekend

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8vc3CmhvT8

  • Cock of Steele

    I got Red Dead back, so I think I might celebrate and take a little vacation down to Mexico. Thankfully I’ve saved up on bear and buffalo pelts to make some hefty buckaroos down South.

    • Metaphysical Anus

      I love that game so much. Better that every gta ever.

      • Cock of Steele

        I’ve been playing it for 5 years. Never get’s old, first time through the campaign was like being on a grand quest.

        • Dat Jose Gonzales tune when you get to Mexico.

          • Gorgasm

            I love replaying RDR just for that scene.

          • Cock of Steele

            EPIC.

      • The Black Dahlia Burger

        Especially with how shitty GTA V is. The online is a cesspool of stupidity, and oh yeah, where are those heists at?

        • Metaphysical Anus

          I can never do anything there because some 12-year-old starts chasing after me or someone gets a tank.

          • The Black Dahlia Burger

            It’s not even fun. The only way I enjoy it is if I’m in a private lobby with just some friends and we can mess around

          • Metaphysical Anus

            I’m not going to buy it on pc.

        • Metaphysical Anus

          We can’t forget those cops.

    • Watch out for mountain lions

      • Cock of Steele

        FUCK. THEM.

    • Gorgasm

      Red Dead gets my vote for best game of the previous generation. That undead nightmare dlc is a blast too.

      • Cock of Steele

        Undead Nightmare was fun the scenery looks legit creepy

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          I had that game and loved it. I got the Undead Nightmare DLC as its own game and it ruled. I wish I still had it.

    • Occams_Razor_Ramon

      Favorite game ever. Nothing tops going on a mad tomahawk spree. BYAH

      • Cock of Steele

        Tomahawk? Nah man, Dynamite and fire bottle spree.

  • LeBron is a slut

    • Metaphysical Anus

      That’s kind of a mean thing to say. LeBron has feelings too. Are you projecting your insecurities on other people?

    • It’s LeJohn Brahmes.

  • Gorgasm

    Well’ it’s my b-day tomorrow, so i’m going to listen to everything i have by All Pigs Must Die then begin the process of blacking out and hitting on every cute tattooed lady i encounter.

  • Xan

    I plan on doing fuck all. This week has been brutal and not in the good way. I want to sleep for a long while and binge play video games.

  • SMOHLG

    Something to get you through friday afternoon traffic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xIe1tPtyAk

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      speaking of old school power metal did you hear the new gravedigger song season of the witch, it has been getting a lot of play on liquid metal which surprised me. Fuck, i thought these guys were washed up but it sounds decent. I kind of had put them in the running wild category.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    I plan on spending my weekend listening to some nu metal. I got into metal through nu metal and I’m going to spend my weekend listening to POD, Static X and Spineshank and drinking Natty Ice. I might do some packing before vacation on Tuesday and also might go get some BDubs on Sunday with some friends. It’s been a bad week but at least it’s the weekend. I’m currently listen to the album Cannibal by Static X and drinking a Natty Ice. Here’s to our favorite Static X album Mel.

  • Keegan Lavern Still

    I’m waiting back on calls for a new job, immersing myself in Skyrim whilst jamming Terra Tenebrosa and Thou, and having a girl’s night out with my now-former coworkers.

    • Metaphysical Anus

      You’re a girl?

      • Keegan Lavern Still

        Nope, I’m a guy. I just happened to be the only male at the library I worked at until this week. I did end up receiving the nickname “Ladies” because of an incident a year or so ago when I still lived in my university’s dorms. Well, because of that and the fact that I’m beautiful. Like any Ladies should be.

        *curtsy*

        • Metaphysical Anus

          But you’re having a girl’s night out?

          • Keegan Lavern Still

            Yap, a night out with the Ladies. My coworkers were graced with an invitation. It’s a super big deal. Except not really. Okay, they bullied me into it and – STOP GIVING ME THE THIRD DEGREE! STAHP!

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          soon as i heard ladies i pictured the guy from little britian. We got it in canada, not sure if you would have gotten it in the states. Hilarious show.

  • JWG

    Counting this afternoon my weekend tunes have so far come from:

    – Swashbuckle (We Hate The Sea EP)
    – Black Tusk (Vulture’s Eye)
    – Allegaeon (Elements of The Infinite)
    – Mount Salem (Endless)
    – Blues Pills (S/T)

    I’ll probably revisit Wolvhammer, Dead Congregation, and Evoken from my slightly-less recent playlist. And on that note I’m almost definitely going on another Profound Lore binge tomorrow.

    This evening’s alcoholic bevvy selection is more or less undecided. I’m leaning toward ‘cider’ given the awkward heat. I kind of like Duke’s Cider by a local beer brewery called “Tree Brewing”. Must then find something to eat that pairs well with cider and requires minimal cooking (stovetop at most).

    After that I think a film night. I’ve got a stack to watch. Going with House By The Cemetery first.

    • Guacamole Jim

      Fuk yeah!

    • W.

      Rockin’ like a heavy metal beast.

  • Scrimm

    Diablo 3, writing music. Maybe start running through my Married With Children dvds again.

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      i had both these posters back in the day.

      • Scrimm

        Next to Al she was my favorite Bundy. While I think Al made that whole show, she had some classic moments.

      • shes still sexy today

  • KJM

    Gotta hit the Rocksmith hard this weekend.

  • Paris Hilton

    “Noooooooo!” Mustaine howled as he dropped his coffee during what was a normal, overcast autumn morning up until this point. To his horror, his English Muffins that he had in the toaster were burnt and completely ruined! Why were the Liberals always trying to attack him? How come Obama didn’t stop his breakfast from being destroyed? Where was he!?

    “Junior!” He yelled down the corridor. The sound echoed through the marble halls of his mansion. Immediately, Ellefson appeared in his French Maid outfit (complete with nylons, headpiece, heels, and feather duster) that was mandatory for all Megadeth band members to wear on Mustaine Estates. Mustaine always loved Ellefson the most in that dress. He would never admit it, but they both knew.

    “My English Muffin is burnt, Junior! Now how will I have the energy to write songs for another multi-platinum album like Super Collider!? How!?” Junior stood there, trembling half out of fear and half out of anticipation. “Well, Master. I have a few riffs I’ve been working on-” In that instant, Junior felt a swift back hand, then he hit the floor. “I thought I made things fucking clear to during Peace Sells, you ungrateful piece of shit!”

    Junior stood up, wiped away his tears and spoke. “I’m sorry, Master. But I think it’s time for you to wake up.” “What the fuck are you talking about?” Mustaine snarled back, “

    • Keegan Lavern Still

      I will never look at David Ellefson the same way again.

    • KJM

      10/10 Byaahhs!!(golf clap)

      • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

        have you ever seen this show ? , one of the funniest things i have ever seen.

        • KJM

          No I haven’t.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I have seen that show before. Have you started watching that new Netflix Original show with the horse that is animated? It’s called Bojack Horseman. I watched the first episode and it’s hilarious yet very dark.

          • KJM

            Not yet.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I loved it. Very good pilot and I shall be watching the rest of the season tomorrow. I would finish it up tonight but I have a date at 7. As I predicted Sarah asked me out and I said yes. I’m going to be going to her house soon and then we’ll be going to BDubs at 7. I’m sure that somewhere in heaven Mel is smiling down on me and Sarah for us finally getting together as more than friends.

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      That was a great twist ending. I didn’t expect it.

    • W.

      I missed you and your erotic fanfics.

    • I haven’t read this yet but im gonna upvote it regardless.

  • IfJthenS

    Plans?

    1) Simpsons marathon.
    2) Sin City: A Dame To Kill For.
    3) Smash Bros Melee.
    4) Vodka.

    • respond back to us with your review of 2)

      • IfJthenS

        I’ll make sure to remember to do that.

      • JWG

        I’ll go only if Eva Green’s part is not a minor one.

        Yes, I said I’m a fan of Eva Green’s bigger parts. Move on now, nothing to see here.

        • nbm02ss

          I’ll assume you’ve seen Penny Dreadful? Love that series.

          • JWG

            Sadly, I have not. No network anywhere on my current cable provider’s list showed it in either a concurrent or delayed run.

            It’s possible one of our cable networks will pick it up a year out of sync like they do with most other British shows and British/American co-productions. But by then it will have long been available on Netflix Canada. I hope.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            you from canada too. Neflix canada sucks pretty bad compared to the states who have just about everything. If you like hot chicks check out the movie jailbait that`s currently on netflix , it`s fucking awesome. The main actress is unreal and she`s in an all girl prison so you can probably imagine the things that go on !

          • KJM

            The best thing about US Netflix are the TV shows. The Horror and Sci-Fi selection is for shit.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I love the crappy horror movies they have. They have the whole Hellraiser series of which I love.

          • KJM

            I only like the first 2 movies and I’ve seen them a million times.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I love all of them especially the crappy ones. I’m going to be calling Sarah up as she texted me and said she wanted me to call her. I think she’s going to ask me out. I am going to accept as Mel would have wanted me to be happy with someone who loved me and Sarah still loves me as much as she did in high school.

          • JWG

            Sounds like it could be worth looking for.

            On a vaguely related note, I recently discovered the ongoing work of Canadian indie horror ‘scream queen’ AND director Jessica Cameron. I’ve put in a bunch of pledges and pre-orders for her upcoming stuff, including the two films represented here:

            http://www.killtheproductionassistant.com/

            Obviously they’re not going to make their stretch “goal”, but since it’s not Kickstarter-based I think they’ll go ahead and just go super low budget. At least I hope so. I want my perks. Like this signed photo:

            http://ow.ly/i/6up4q

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            Yea, i am going to look into this , looks to be up my alley, naked chicks and blood , 2 of my favorite things.

      • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

        do you remember how bad the spirit was, hope i`m not stepping on your toes on this.

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          I loved that movie Conan. I loved the Spirit enough to have seen it on opening day. I admit it got bad reviews but I loved the movie enough to see it twice in theaters after I saw it on opening day. I gotta watch that movie again. I think I have in on Blu Ray somewhere. No worries though, people can have their opinions.

      • IfJthenS

        So my review of a Dame To Kill For is simple – it’s alright. It’s not bad, but it’s not really outstanding even if Eva Green is naked for most of her story arch. The action feels off(I know nothing about it supposed to feel “real”, but it still doesn’t mean it has to look that out of place at times), and the way they tell the stories isn’t as good as the first movie. I’d say if you REALLY want to go out and spend a little money on it, go ahead, but I won’t blame anyone for waiting on the DVD.

        • Damn it!!! How can someone as talented as Rodriguez allow something mediocre to be made? He knows the first one was a masterpiece!

          Thanks fir the review, brobocop!

        • JWG

          Strange. You almost had me sold at “Eva Green is naked”, but it turns out even that isn’t enough to overcome poor plotting when $12 is on the line. I could maybe justify a $4 rental though.

          …On the other hand, if I do wait for the Blu-Ray I would have to buy it (last local video store is closing this week). And that’s at least twice as much.

          Fingers crossed it will be available on Netflix Canada (in HD).

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      i second McNulty`s request.

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      Please do a review of the second thing. I want to see that so bad.

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      how long is juno temple in it ?, i think she is a cutie. As a measure of how good it was, how much better was it than the spirit ?

      • IfJthenS

        She’s barely in it – I don’t remember her having more than a couple lines if that. As for The Spirit, I never saw it – most of my buddies said it was terrible and I wasn’t really moved to see it for myself.

  • Guacamole Jim

    Metaphysical Anus! I have a question.

  • AnthrallicA

    Revenge fuck marathon!
    tonight: cute big booty chick from Costco
    tomorrow night: older nurse
    Sunday: Um…probly just jerk off into my wife’s hair while she’s sleeping. Fuck her!

    • AnthrallicA

      Ok, so I deviated a bit from the schedule…
      Friday night: cute big booty chick from Costco
      Saturday AM: fuck the wife
      Saturday later AM: fuck the wife again
      Saturday noon: tell the wife about friday night
      Saturday night: pass out watching Spartacus
      Tonight: meh…I dont feel like jerking off

  • Blake Judd

    Hey fellow trv kvlters, blake judd here offering you a special deal,
    Because I forgive you for doubting old blake I am offering a limited edition shirt:
    BLAKE JUDD RIPPED ME OFF
    & ALL I GOT WAS THIS
    MOTHERFUCKING
    TRV KULT T SHIRT.
    limited time only.
    And don’t worry, I am behind on my back orders, but you will all get your shit, I swear on it just as I swear that I have been clean and sober for *checks watch* & *coughs spasmodically* 45 minutes now.
    Did I mention I am reformed – you can trust me now. Stay tuned for more limited items soon my metal friends.

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      Hey there Blake, are you still sober? I’m at the moment shooting up with my friend Sarah who I am dating. I knew I’d never be fully clean but I need a release sometimes and this used to be a release for me back in middle school and high school.

  • crazytaco_12

    Just gonna work on some music, hopefully campout, and try and chill cause I still gotta work this weekend. Hopefully enjoy my new Anaal Nathrakh, Poison Idea, Entombed, and Exhumed discs I picked up yesterday!

    • Metaphysical Anus

      Which Anaal Nathrakh album did you buy?

      • crazytaco_12

        Snagged “Eschaton”. Haven’t listened to much of them but from what I’ve heard it got me stoked to finally find their shit at my local music store

        • Metaphysical Anus

          I’ve got Eschaton. In my opinion it’s their best. You found a great album.

          • crazytaco_12

            Sweet!

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I consider The Satanist their best. I like Escahton but I like The Satanist more. I would say more but I have to get to sleep. I have to wake up early tomorrow and load my car up with the stuff from my old bedroom’s closet. I have a lot of stuff to put in there, such as my CD collection, my bands shirts from before I went to college in the Fall of 2005 and another box that was next to the CDs that I have not opened yet. It’s a big box but it’s light like there’s paper in there or something, I don’t know what’s in the box but I know I sealed it with masking tape.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            The Satanist is not Anaal Nathrakh album

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I thought you were talking about Behemoth. I thought Eschaton was a Behemoth album.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Evangelion is a Behemoth album. But I agree, The Satanist is Behemoth’s best album.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I love that album. Easily album of the year for me. I went through the box I found that was light but sealed with duct tape. There was a Spineshank shirt in there from Ozzfest 2001 though I don’t remember buying a Spineshank shirt that year. I think someone bought it for me as a thank you for paying for their Ozzfest ticket. I also found my high school yearbook, a ton of photos of me and Mel and a love note that was from an anonymous person. It was dated September 2004 and I know Mel did not give it to me as it wasn’t in her handwriting. I think it might have been her best friend Sarah.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I gotta ask you a question. Do they have prom in Finland? I was wondering because I found photos of me at my senior prom with Mel and her best friend Sarah as well as me and everyone else on the party bus Sarah’s parents rented for her. We all went down to Wildwood in New Jersey when prom was over and stayed there for a few days. We slept in the party bus because we didn’t want to pay for a hotel. So many people I forgot about were in these photos. Some people that were on the football team I was on and their dates. My closest friend who wasn’t a sports guy with his date who was a leader of this group of anorexic clique of girls. They were friends with Sarah but Mel considered them leeches who were trying to ride on Sarah’s coattails because Sarah was the most popular girl in my high school. I remember I heard them calling Sarah and Mel fat and wondering why I was spending so much time with Mel when I would easily go for their leader. They loved me and would have done anything to get with me. I didn’t like any of them in that way. I remember approaching them after the English class we were in was over and asking them if they wanted to go to the McDonald’s across the street and get a soda. All ten of them were there and they all equally had a thing for me so they said yes. When we got there and after I had bought a large soda I told them calmly and quietly yet also firmly to stop calling Mel and Sarah fat. I said if they did stop they would be invited to this party I was having. I said if they didn’t stop though I would reveal that they were anorexic. They didn’t like that but they said if they stopped calling them fat and they were invited to the party that their leader who was a bleached blonde whore named Carlene and her best friend Lynn who was also a whore would have sex with me in the McDonald’s bathroom. I politely declined their offer because I was with Mel. I regret doing that as I considered it underhanded and terrible to do.

        • Metaphysical Anus

          We have a similar thing to prom called vanhojen tanssit.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I’ve never heard of that. I danced and I haven’t danced since that night. I’m not a good dancer but since I was the most popular guy in my school I didn’t have to dance. My presence was electric and though I stood on the dance floor and didn’t really do much dancing girls danced with me. I did dance with Mel though and her friend Sarah because Sarah had feelings for me and I thought why the hell not. Mel didn’t mind. The anorexic leader and her friend forced themselves on me so I did technically dance with them but that was because their leader and her friend forced themselves on me. I was nice enough to not say no and act like I enjoyed two girls who I hated and thought were whores. I was able to mask my hatred of them and make it look like I loved them. I was able to do this with a technical precision of a robot that performs perfect surgeries. I did theater in middle school and in the summers and I mastered how to act. I acted like everyone was equally important and awesome and that’s how I rose to the top. I played a part in everyday life which really helped. I only really cared about Mel and Sarah and a few guy friends of mine from middle school. I technically hated everyone because I suffered depression and I legitimately hated almost half of the people who called me a friend. I especially hated the anorexics because of the comments they made about Mel and Sarah. I wanted to tell Mel and Sarah what they would say and then tell them to beat the living shit out of them. I realized that was a sadistic thing to say so I never told them.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            I was the only one in my class that didn’t dance.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I see. I’m sorry to hear that. Do you know of a band named Lordi who is apparently from Finland? I found a photo of me and Mel with the band backstage at Ozzfest 2007 as my friend was their roadie during that Ozzfest. They were the nicest guys I have ever met from any band. They all signed my CD, both of the shirts I bought of theirs, they gave me and Mel a signed 8 by 10 and I went to a Chili’s with them after the Ozzfest was over that we went to in Hartford. They invited Lamb of God, Static X and Ozzy as well. They all accepted as Lordi was going to pay for all of the food we could eat. I also found the backstage pass I got from my friend. It was an All Access pass. I could have used it for the second stage as well but I did not though. I regret not doing that as Behemoth performed there and they were amazing. They did show up backstage on the main stage when their performance was over. I talked to Nergal about metal for five or so minutes before I met Lordi. I heard one of the members named Otus died in 2012. That saddened me because he was a very nice guy. We talked for about half an hour about metal and bands like Ten Years After. Our favorite song by TYA was I’d Love To Change The World.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Pretty much everyone knows Lordi here. They were the first Finnish band to win the Eurovision song contest.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I didn’t know that. I liked their performance. I would say more but I have to make a call then I have to take a nap as I’m tired. Mel’s friend Sarah wanted me to call her, said she had a question for me. I will be back a little while. Also, I think Sarah is going to ask me out as she still has feelings for me from what I can tell. I’m going to accept her offer as Mel would have wanted me to and I don’t want to be alone and neither does Sarah from what I can tell. When I saw her this morning she was going on a jog on the other side of the street I was jogging on. We talked for five minutes and then we went to her house which was nice and right down the road from where my parents live. She got a medical school degree from a school in Texas and is currently a doctor. She also is depressed about Mel’s death as I saw an empty bottle of whiskey on her kitchen counter and half of a 30 pack of Labatt Blue. We had a few of them and talked on her deck for about 25 minutes before I put the stuff from my closet into my car.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            don’t sweat it man, i had no one to go with so i just skipped the whole thing. I never regretted it either. A bunch of people you hate and stuck up girls + horrible music, It’s all shit.

          • This. I never went to a school dance my entire high school career, and I’ve never regretted it, either.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    I was cleaning out my old room at my parent’s house where I am staying for the night when I found my old collection of CDs. They were in a box in my closet and they included all the Slayer albums from the debut up to Christ Illusion, all my In Flames albums from the debut up to Soundtrack To Your Escape, my Static X collection with a copy of Wisconsin Death Trip the band signed when I saw them at Ozzfest and all the other stuff they released up to Cannibal which I bought when I was in college, my copy of Far Beyond Driven that my uncle got me when we saw Pantera when I was 7 and my copies of Motograter’s only album, the Ozzfest compilation I bought at Ozzfest 2000 and the POD, Staind and Taproot albums I bought that were the first albums I ever bought on July 4, 2000 at a sale at Media Play. I also found in my closet my shirts from when I saw Korn in 1997, Marilyn Manson in 1998, Static X shirt and Reveille shirts from Ozzfest 2000, an American Head Charge shirt and a Union Underground shirt from Ozzfest 2001, a POD shirt from Ozzfest 2002 and a Slayer shirt from when I saw them in 2002 near me. I’m still cleaning out my closet. I’ll see if I find any other interesting things in there. I’ve been here since 1 PM as I took the day off from work for Mel’s funeral. I found my JNCOS in my old dresser as well as Devildriver, Dimmur Borgir, and Black Sabbath shirts from Ozzfest 2004 as well as the In Flames shirt and the Mudvayne shirt I bought at Ozzfest 2005. So many childhood memories in this room.

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      yea i hear ya, once in awhile i will go through my boxes of shit too and discover stuff i had thought i had lost or totally forgot i had at all. I have probably 300 rock mags from the 80`s and 90`s and lots of tour books as well as multiple tubes packed full of posters.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        On top of what i said I found I found my old pairs of JNCOS, a few old basketball jerseys and my old Reebok Shaq Attaq shoes. I’m loading the stuff into my car currently to bring it back to my place as my parents wanted me to clean out my closet in my old room.

  • Xan

    I’m typically not a fan of the whole death growl/clean vocal combo but this really caught my ear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEj5pyd-yh4

  • Xan

    The new Scar Symmetry single is pretty good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NsFx6iVOaA

    • Tis

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      Quick question: I want to go to two concerts. One is Trapt with Saving Abel where Trapt will be performing their debut that I loved. The other is Adrenaline Mob and my friend’s band is opening for them. Which one should I go to?

      • Xan

        I’d go to the one which had the bands I liked the most.

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          I hate Saving Abel but I do love Trapt. Adrenaline Mob is good but there’s a ton of local openers and the only one I care about is my friend’s band. I have a decision to make. I will make it when I get back from getting a haircut.

  • Gurp

    New semester starts Monday. Last weekend of freedom…

    • Keegan Lavern Still

      God/Satanspeed, my friend.

  • nbm02ss

    I got tunes and some Stone IPA. Ready to get this weekend started!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9nXwatgsMs

  • JWG

    Random dose of nightly cuteness courtesy Zach Galligan:

    https://twitter.com/zwgman/statuses/503031700021338112

  • Scrimm

    Dead in here

    • dead everywhere

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      I know right? I woke up an hour ago and I came on here for a brief minute before I went for a jog. On my jog I saw someone I had not seen since graduation. I saw Mel’s best friend Sarah as she apparently lived down the street from my parents. She was the most popular girl in our high school and I was the most popular guy. She had serious feelings for me as people would tell me. She asked me out once or twice but I politely declined as I wasn’t looking for a relationship at that time. She went to Ozzfest 2001 with me and my friend. My friend invited her as he had a thing for her but she had a thing for me at that time. She said she would only go with him if he invited me. I guess he’s lucky that he had invited me. She was into metal as well as me and my friend. From what I remember she bought two Crazy Town shirts and three Mudvayne shirts at that concert. She loved Mudvayne. We exchanged phone numbers before I went back to my parent’s house to pack my things into my car. She had bleached blonde hair back in high school as well as a nice face. Her body wasn’t much to write home about but it wasn’t half bad to look at. When I saw her this morning she had brunette hair and her body was smoking hot. Face looked the same as well. I will be back in a little while, I have to shower before I get on my way back to my house.

      • KJM

        Give her a call soon and go do something.

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          I might. I just might. She always had a thing for me and I feel it’s only fair because I found a Spineshank shirt she bought me in 2001 at Ozzfest. Plus, I don’t think she’s that happy that her best friend and my ex girlfriend Melanie died. I found a lot of stuff in a box I had labeled Memories and sealed with duct tape in my closet in my old room. There was a lot of photos of me and Mel and Sarah was in quite a few of them. There was a love note I had gotten in September 2004 from an anonymous person. I found it in my locker and I think it was from Sarah. There was also three American head Charge shirts and three shirts of this band called The Union Underground. There was also my copies of the American Head Charge album and the Union Underground album. I’m looking at the photos and they bring back memories. Memories of prom, memories of college and concerts, even the photo of me and Mel with Lordi at Ozzfest 2007. A photo with me and Static X from that same Ozzfest. The backstage passes me and Mel got from our friend who was Lordi’s roadie for Ozzfest 2007 Ah, good times.

          • KJM

            DO IT.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            You know what? I will do it. I will do it because I need someone and she seems like someone that has been there for me probably the most. Only Mel has been there for me more and that was for the 4 and a quarter years we dated. Sarah was there since I was in middle school. We saw Marilyn Manson in 1998 with her dad when he came around here. I feel that I should at the very least make her happy for all that she has done for me.