Flush It Friday

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You did it. You lasted another week. Perhaps you slaughtered foes or fell mighty beasts in a blaze of accomplishment. Perhaps you stealthily sneaked unsuspected through all seven days of sinister snares, nimbly avoiding where lesser heroes fell. Now look back with your head held high in glory, and find all the reasons to whine about it.

Welcome once again, weary travelers, to flush it Friday. We get out the bad, make fun of the ugly, and boost ourselves up with the good. Maybe you got through your week like one of the above descriptions, or maybe it was like mine, where you woke up this morning and thought “Huh, another week has already crushed my soul a just little bit more.” I’m a band teacher for high school and middle school, and the fall season means marching band. Excuse me, the fall season means MARCHING BAAAAAAAAAND!! There is nothing else, only band. My typical day is leaving my house at 6:25 AM and getting home at 9:00 PM (I know W. feels me on this). Last Saturday I left my house a little before 8:00 AM and got home at 2:30 AM on Sunday, and this Saturday will be even worse. And when I’m teaching in these various settings, there is always way more to worry about than we have time for (fundraisers, parents, contest logistics, purchase orders, etc.). Not to mention the fact that this is all revolving around the students, and the laws of nature tells us that dealings with adolescent humans will always follow the least predicted path. One of my students recently got diagnosed with major depressive disorder and I’m constantly in communication with the counselors dealing with self-harming issues, one of my students got a phone call in the middle of class informing her that her mother died, two of my beginning flute players need a lot of extra help after school every day, my students in the high school won’t learn the awesome music I spent months writing for the marching band so it has to be rewritten/relearned, and the list I can’t even remember anymore goes on and on. I love my job, but man, it wears on me. I don’t get to spend as much time with Lady Stockhausen, let alone with you lovely people.

The Bad: Really what it boils down to is this: being an adult can suck, and we all have to suck it up. So maybe it’s not about all that bad stuff, but the real issue is keeping a bigger perspective in mind, and not being a giant baby.

The Good: When I step back into that bigger perspective, things are good. We’ve made excellent steps forward with the marching band (HAHA STEPS BECAUSE MARCHING BAND), there is a ton of excellent music being released right now, and my foot injury is healing so I can play soccer again soon. Without the outlet of playing on my soccer team, I would probably lose my mind and start putting my body parts in blenders. Also, Dischordia is about half a song away from having our next album written!

The Ugly: My bass skills at the moment. Being busy has made my hands feel like wimpy sausages attached to stale pancakes when I’m working on these bass lines.

Come all you weary, and take a load off in the comments.

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  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    666.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Seconded.

    • Hubert

      Context?

      • Satan.

        • Hubert

          Works for me.

        • JJD Misses Witch Ripper

          What about 667? Does that count as Satanic since it is the Neighbor Of The Beast? Same goes with 665.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          Teh devil.

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        Buttext.

    • KJM, Doom Hunter General

      Confirmed.

      • Maik Beninton™

        There 3 six, HL3 confirmed.

        • KJM, Doom Hunter General

          6 is one away from 7

          Seventh Son Of A Seventh Son is an album by Iron Maiden

          Bruce Dickinson sings for Iron Maiden

          Bruce Dickinson is Illuminati CONFIRMED.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i6rFjNQUwE

  • ..

  • JJD Misses Witch Ripper

    Good: Tony Hawk 5 comes out next week

    Bad: Can’t make the Doyle concert because I have strep throat, my lack of hours this week

    Ugly: The agony of waiting to find out what the Civic Center’s big announcement is. One of the radio DJs in my area said it was Poison which seems highly unlikely. I’m hoping it’s Slayer.

    • Spear

      Wait, didn’t Tony Hawk 8 come out almost ten years ago? Did someone at Activision forget how to count?

      Edit: scratch that, we’re both right. Project 8 came out in 2006, Pro Skater 5 comes out in four days. Stupid.

  • Vote for Jeb

    Good: Basically finished phase 1 of the research project I’ve been helming!
    Bad: To finish said project, I had to spend three days in local high schools. I now understand why Stocky complains so much.
    Ugly: CT-12’s cover image for record swap today.

    • JJD Misses Witch Ripper

      It wasn’t that bad!

  • Good: Today was a slow day so I got to listen to a lot of new black metal releases from this year that I have not listened to before. Just finished the Blood of Patriots EP from this new Finnish band named Fatherland which kicked some serious ass! I also got to listen to a new Terratur Possessions demo from German black/death warriors Sepulchral Zeal called “Open”. The demo is just some nasty and evil sounding blackened death metal with lots of haunting atmosphere. Gods Of War – At War, by Macabre Omen was an incredibly impressive Viking black metal album which was probably my favorite out of the bunch today. I’m not really drawn to a lot of Viking metal (Not even some of Bathory’s later stuff) but this was simply incredible. Last but not least was the newest Sect Pig. This EP is just weird; it reminds me of a really tripped out Von. I think I dig it.

    Bad: Work today was slow which made for a long day, but I can’t complain since I was able to listen to a ton of metal. Also, I’m sort of bummed that I missed Nexul at Hells Headbash after just listening to their recent demo the other week. Luckily though I was able to get my hands on the 7” which is now sold out on Hells Headbangers. On the Nexul note I’d like to point out that member Alal’Xhaasztur is involved with some absolutely mean and heinous sounding black metal projects including Nexul, Hellvetron, and the mighty Nyogthaeblisz who completely blew me away at Hells Headbash.

    Ugly: Post Oktoberfest shits. Toilet sitting time was magical today.

    1 more hour till beer!

    • Vote for Jeb

      I haven’t heard a good viking bm album in a while. Will probably check out the one you mentioned.

      • Please do so. I think you’ll enjoy it.

        • Vote for Jeb

          My wife starts a 24 hour shift tomorrow morning, which despite sucking because we don’t get to hang out much during the week, will also enable me to blast lots of metal tomorrow.

          • Vote for Jeb

            NOICE. Thanks!

          • It’s a long album, so that time you have will work out for you even though you are sad pants.

          • Waynecro

            My woman’s going out of town for a conference next week. I too will be blasting metal nonstop. The dog and I enjoy a taste of the bachelor life from time to time.

          • Dancin’ XXX Jock Strap Toe Jam

            Registered Nurse, I’m guessing?

      • Dancin’ XXX Jock Strap Toe Jam

        I’d say the new Equilibrium, but that veers more towards death metal. Not as good as their last two, but still pretty fucking good.

    • Scrimm

      I need one of those saviours in a bottle somthing fierce right about now.

  • Hubert

    Good: Life
    Bad: A lack of good grass
    Ugly: irrelevant

  • Scrimm

    Good: More recording tonight, getting really close. Exercising again is going well, falling back into the old habits pretty easy.
    Bad: No hours at work for 2 months straight now, Shit is critically tight right now.
    Ugly: My voice

    • 🙁 sorry to hear about the work woes. That stuff is some of the most stressful shit you can deal with in life.

    • Also part of “GOOD” is, lots of Horror Movies to be watched!

      • Scrimm

        That is true. I lostmy nerve and started early last night.

        • Good man! I just got “The Beyond” in the mail the other day. 3 disc blueray.

          • Scrimm

            Nice. I think the next blu ray I’ll invest in is Dog Soldiers. Dunno though They Live and Prince of Darkness are pretty tempting too.

          • JWEG

            It took me a bit of time, but I got all three.

            A bit of time because I collected other Scream Factory titles in between. Am halfway to their current full collection. Should be a year or two before I catch up completely.

          • Scrimm

            They put out so much good shit.

          • Chef Slurpy’s Toilet Noodles

            Ever see Hell Comes To Frogtown? Another Roddy (RIP) classic.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKwteCwCSMw

          • Scrimm

            Long time ago

  • Hubert

    Okay so this might come as a shock but I’m not actually a goat anyway here’s mine:

    Good: College is pretty fucking rad. Probably the first time in my life that I’m having loads of fun doing school work. I hope I can keep up with the workload in the future, but that doesn’t concern me too much right now.

    Bad: I talk with strangers about as easily as a brick wall would. Embarrassing situations abound the last few weeks.

    Ugly: Ur mom lol rekt.

    • Dagon

      YOU LIAR

    • Mvthvr Shvbvbv 8

      HOW DARE YOU. YOUR PENANCE SHALL BE THE FIST.

    • Stockhausen

      You dirty scum. I have been very forthcoming in my identity as a German composer who died in 2007.

    • Vladimir Poutine

      You are a goat. Your dissimulation is fooling no one.

    • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

      Don’t feel bad. I’m the former Supreme Leader Of Best Korea who became a chef with a BLT sandwich head.

  • EsusMoose

    Good: A head of most of my school work, job going well, learned 4 concerts are coming through the area during the fall. Finally messed with my bass’s neck and it no longer buzzes, so I can play again.
    Bad: Tired, irrationally angry at things, diet is shit, haven’t worked out in a while, but hey it’s that time of year where I start listening to a lot more metal so aidf;laskdjf;lasjfd. Fantasy football sucks.
    Ugly: pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

    • EsusMoose

      I have now been told to limit my flushes for the weekend as there is a leak coming from the toilet. Kinda meta as shit.

      • THE LEAK IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE TOILET

        • EsusMoose

          Or someone just can’t aim, just pisses on the floor and calls it a leak.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            This should be pretty easy to discern

          • EsusMoose

            True but justice is blind and retribution is swift!

          • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

            Quickest solution is simply fill a pitcher with water and pour it in the bowl. Also, just open up the back lid and check if the gears are all in order. Often times, you just have to turn off the water pressure, give it a minute, and it will turn back on.

        • Stockhausen

          AND WHEN HE REACHED BACK A HOOK WAS HANGING ON THE TOILET HANDLE.

    • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

      Football sucks.

      FTFY

      Rugby, my friend!

  • Dagon

    I’ve been extremely busy studying and shit and I can’t write these days. I wish I could. I don’t want to bitch too much though, I gotta go fast. I’ll tell you a joke that your body part + blender equation reminded me of. Let’s hope the translation doesn’t kill it.

    There’s this dude that works in a preserved vegetables factory, and he gets home looking very concerned. Approached by his loving wife, who wants to know what ails him, he says:

    – I’m sorry, honey, but I can’t stop thinking about putting my dick in the cucumber chopper at work… I can’t get it off my mind. I’m losing it, baby.

    His wife suggests therapy, to which he agrees with. It works like a charm. For months, he went to work without a single thought about the cucumber chopper, being the usual, caring husband that he is. Until, one day, he comes home with his head down, looking like the worst he’s ever looked. Simply devastated, he tells his wife:

    – I was fired, baby… I couldn’t help it. I couldn’t, I couldn’t contain myself… I shoved my dick in the cucumber chopper.

    – What about the chopper?! – screams the horrified wife

    – She was also fired.

    • Vladimir Poutine

      That’s a bingo!

    • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

      Well, I know what we’re gonna be joking about at the food prep table tomorrow!

      Reminds me of an old joke (sorry, cut and pasted it, and too lazy to put it into proper paragraphs):

      This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.

      The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

      Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn’t stop

      and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a

      doctor. She was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.

      The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one
      Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he
      was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the
      turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a
      malicious thought came to her.

      She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled

      back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.

      Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and

      the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.

      The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor

      laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.

      About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his

      bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face.

      She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, “Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me

      and I didn’t listen to you.

      “What do you mean?” asked his wife.

      “Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts
      out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some
      Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in.

  • Good: Chelsea Wolfe last night. Heavy as fuck.

    Bad: Truck accident on Monday. Could have been so much worse, but still.

    Ugly: Nothing. Everything and everyone is beautiful.

    • EsusMoose

      The truck sucks but Chelsea Wolfe>>>>>>>>>

  • Waynecro

    Good: I managed to keep the publication schedule on track despite a recent weeklong furlough and particularly bad writing that I had to fix (i.e., completely rewrite).
    Bad: My awesome uncle just died. Budweiser and Marlboro likely will experience massive revenue loss.
    Ugly: Me after sprints. I fucking hate cardio (especially in this heat), but it’s a mandatory part of my cut. The only cardio I like is running stairs in a weighted vest, but I no longer have access to stairs. I lift or do cardio every day but Sunday, and I haven’t eaten anything that tastes good in weeks. I think I picked a bad time for a cut: pumpkin-flavored everything right now.

    • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

      Im going to have to cut for winter and it fucking sucks.

      Sry about your uncle

      • Waynecro

        Thanks, man. My uncle was a truly great dude.

        Good luck with your cut. It’s fucking torture sometimes, but at least it’s self-imposed torture.

      • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

        Gah, my roomie, who’s in charge of the place, is going through hell thinking about the upcoming downtime at his job come winter time.

    • Vote for Jeb

      Sorry about your vncle! May the valkyries guide him to Odin’s hall.

      • Waynecro

        Thanks! I’m sure he’d be psyched to hang out there, provided he can still drink Bud around the clock, chain-smoke Reds, and maybe take his riding lawnmower for a spin from time to time.

    • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

      Sorry to hear about your uncle. A song to carry him to Odin’s Hall.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtjksfgCp0I

      • Waynecro

        Thanks, duder. I appreciate that.

        • Chef Slurpy’s Toilet Noodles

          I played it a lot when my grandma passed earlier this year. This one might be a bit sad, but I played it way too much around that time.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HtYWHc9zTA

          • Waynecro

            My grandmother died a few months ago, and she loved George Straight and Engelbert Humperdinck. Now whenever I hear that goofy shit, I feel a little sad.

          • Chef Slurpy’s Toilet Noodles

            Mine loooooooved Conway Twitty, who actually had a couple of good songs. And yes, she loved George Strait as well.

          • KJM, Doom Hunter General

            Ladies And Gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTZ-LEBe2II

          • Chef Slurpy’s Toilet Noodles

            Gah!

          • Waynecro

            That’s awesome. George Straight does have some pretty great songs.

  • Maik Beninton™

    The good: I was alone at home throughout the whole week this week because my sister went with her boyfriend to Foz do Iguaçu where he’s working, and parents work out of town.
    The bad: It’s only until today.
    The ugly: the value of the Real, which is now more than 4,20 USD.

    • Dagon

      How was the house party?

      • Maik Beninton™

        He, there was none, but it was still nice to have absolutely no one besides me and my cats.

    • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

      My trainer at work (from Mexico) was telling me about how he worked at a Brazilian restaurant for 3 years. I started talking about Portuguese recipes, since I know nothing about Brazilian cooking. He looked at me weird when I started talking about Caldo Verde and Vinhas De Hores. Guessing the two are very different?

  • Good: back to work and gym.
    Surprisingly Good: sobriety. this might work for me!
    Curious: what’s Herr Schmitty going to flush today?

  • KJM, Doom Hunter General

    I think I’m the only one here who wants the weekend over quickly because:
    GOOD: After about 3 years of waiting I finally get to see Purson on Monday opening for Ghost! Yay, I get to gawk at Rosie Cunningham in person!
    BAD: Meh, fairly broke until next week. At least I can still get high, practice guitar and watch Argento’s ‘Inferno’.
    UGLY: Flightless arctic waterfowl.

    • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS
      • KJM, Doom Hunter General

        Tuxedo kitteh!!

        • Vladimir Poutine

          The best kind.

      • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

        Pingu’s gonna sue!

    • CT-12

      Inferno, fuck yeah. How’s your guitar playing coming along man?

      • KJM, Doom Hunter General

        I sound something like a trained seal playing the bicycle horns, but I have fun. It’s hard to sound bad when you’re playing out of an Orange, but I still manage it.

        • CT-12

          Dayum son, starting out with Orange amps huh? The doom is strong with you hahaha. That’s sweet though man, glad you’re having fun. If you ever need any help or anything, let me know. I play a good amount of guitar too, and could easily tab something out for you (nothing diabolically complicated, obviously) if you wanted, or help you if you had a question with anything. This guy also does pretty good lessons on youtube, which I’d recommend hitting up.
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrqZ63sazzs

          • KJM, Doom Hunter General

            Orange Crush 20W and an Epiphone SG Special: Stoner Doom starter kit. I’ll do my best to sound good in E Standard before I mess around with downtuning. Thanks 4 the offer of help.

          • CT-12

            You also might want to try drop-tuning. This is where you just tune down your E (lowest) string to D tuning and keep the rest of the strings in standard tuning. This makes it so that when you play you will only have to bar your finger over the first 2 strings to get a good, strong power chord. Great for beginners, and it’ll get you used to playing in D and gettin’ that really doomy sound. Also, listen to the new Windhand if you haven’t already.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZRDsc9EPCo

          • Boss the Ross

            Ditto on the doom starter kit, now all you need is a fuzz pedal for the extra-thick-sludge-wall-of-death-tone.

            Hail and kill!

          • KJM, Doom Hunter General

            At some point I’ll get an old school ElectroHarmonix Muff Fuzz. That will be just fine. Then I’ll have to scrape and pinch pennies until I can afford a Gibson SG rather than an Epi.

          • Boss the Ross

            The EHX Big Muff is one of my favorite pedals ever, very easy to use and there are a lot of versatile sounds you can get with just those 3 knobs. And there is nothing wrong with a reliable Epiphone, costs less and still sounds great. If anything, just beef up the electronics, thats what I did with a mexican strat of mine.

          • KJM, Doom Hunter General

            I’d like to get the SG with the Swamp Ash body. For now, the Epi suits me just fine.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2KXi17aY5U

          • Boss the Ross

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9828fb1e89e25d0d053d0cfd5d954ee64dd2b28dc79331d641638a32486a0548.jpg Thats a nice one, i really like the flat black on SGs. I would personally like having a silverburst SG, just something about those make me drool

          • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

            I had an Epiphone years back, and an Ibanez. I pretty much gave up on both, and guitar playing soon after. I have nowhere near the discipline to learn a new instrument, and stick with what I’m (still sorta) good at.

          • KJM, Doom Hunter General

            I only play when I want to and I don’t force myself to play every day. I can’t look at it as something I “have” to do otherwise I’ll lose interest.

    • sweetooth0

      Inferno>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

      • sweetooth0

        Just rewatched it the other day. Love that movie. The underwater scene near the beginning is so damn cool

        • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

          Haven’t seen it. I can try and watch it Sunday, if you have a link.

    • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

      Get high and Youtube some Quay Bros!

  • Spear

    The bad: basically the same principle as dear Stocky-poo’s- full-time work and class are preventing me from doing a lot of the things I’d like to do (like spending time on the Toilet). Just three more months of this and I’m done, though.

    The ugly: my Gloryhammer preorder hasn’t arrived yet. With each passing moment, I silently weep another tear as despair takes my heart in its umbral grip.

    The good: the new ASOT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIdvnn0Ja8A

    • KJM, Doom Hunter General

      That’s some brutal grinding stuff in the extreme lower right corner there. ^_^

    • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

      Ironically, I love Soulside Journey. Just can’t stand where Darkthrone went from there. It’s like a Michelin star chef deciding to work for The Sizzler.

      • Well, it’s total death metal.

        • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

          And a masterpiece of the genre.

  • CT-12

    The good: The new Windhand album is blowing my balls off, and I’ve also been listening to a ton of Blood Farmers whilst working on some new writings for the toilet. Just finished a pretty sweet graphic novel as well called RASL. Also got a 3 day weekend, and I’m seeing Godflesh on Sunday. Woot!

    The bad: I’ve been tired as fuck all week and I really have to practice some drums, so that’s gonna take up a fair amount of my time this weekend. Also, next week is set to be a variable shitstorm with all the things I have to get done. Also, my Mgla preorder STILL HASN”T FUCKING GOT TO ME!!!

    The ugly: The headline image I used for the Record Swap. Just fucking piss poor and I’ll admit it.

    • your header image was great!

    • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

      Godflesh’s new CD >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

    The good: got my bonus from last month. Huzzah. Started a healer alt in ESO because getting groups as a DPS sucks hard. Going to do some hard drugs and fire off some assault rifles this weekend.

    The bad: my gut

    The ugly: not-so-based penguin

    • KJM, Doom Hunter General

      Gotta wait until next weekend to party like Blake Judd.

      • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

        We got a little dilaudid

        • KJM, Doom Hunter General

          (starts drooling)

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            Not cheap

          • KJM, Doom Hunter General

            I bet. When the ex broke her ankle they gave her 4 mg Dilaudid pills. Taking 2 of those was like taking 20 mgs of Roxi.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            These are 4s, we thought there might be some Roxis around but no luck.

            Side note: Alcest on the 15th and Caspian on the 19th in Raleigh

          • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

            Goddamnit! NC seems so close now, but so far away. Gah, I’d love to see Alcest, but no way I’d get time off of work with my schedule to go see them. 🙁

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            Well, raleigh might be closer to you than it is to me.

            Alcest put on an amazing show last time, in looking forward to it

          • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

            Hear about the asshole who jumped up AIDS medication by 5000%? Read this one and tell me you wouldn’t want to hit him in the taint with a ball bat:

            http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/pharma-bro-martin-shkreli-gouged-kids-with-kidney-disease-before-ripping-off-aids-patients/

          • more beer

            This douche bag should get Pancreatic Cancer. It isn`t actually an aids drug. It is a drug that kills a certain virus that aids patients and people with a compromised immune system get fairly commonly. It is also used for treating Malaria. But either way this guy is a total scumbag. That is probably the least curable and agonizing cancer. If anyone deserves that it is this guy.

          • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

            And his excuse is that the drug wasn’t profitable enough. Fuck pancreatic cancer, I hope he gets ALS or early onset dementia. Pancreatic cancer kills quick (Bill Hicks, anyone?). He deserves something slow, horrifying, and leaves him sucking everything from a straw, staring at the pretty little light bulbs all day, and lets out a tortured grunt here and there for the rest of his days.
            Read these ones, including his tweets. Even a scam artist like Trump is rallying against him. And his tweets………… I’ll just let you read them (it’s the first one).

            http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/these-37-tweets-show-how-the-pharma-ceo-gouging-aids-patients-is-even-worse-than-you-think/
            http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/price-gouging-pharma-bro-under-investigation-for-corporate-looting-fraud-and-stalking/
            http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/he-looks-like-a-spoiled-brat-not-even-donald-trump-likes-price-gouging-pharma-bro-martin-shkreli/

          • more beer

            It kills quick but (&% of people with it die. Plus it may be fast but my understanding is the suffering is huge.

          • more beer

            I have read up on it.

          • KJM, Doom Hunter General

            He has the most punchable face ever.

          • Chef Slurpy’s Toilet Noodles

            Especially if you hear him talk in interviews.

        • they sent me home with a bottle of that stuff. only needed it for a few days, have lots left!

          • KJM, Doom Hunter General

            (raises hand)

          • if my stomach doesn’t like them, i’ll contact you!

          • KJM, Doom Hunter General

            (grins broadly)

      • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

        Inside of a Wrigleyville dumpster? Glad as fuck I didn’t party with him when I knew him. Nice enough guy at the time, but I’m guessing that was before he became Chicago’s most notorious metalhead junkie.

        • more beer

          I know some junkies who are really nice people. But they are still junkies and I don`t trust them.

          • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

            Same. But I’ve ended several friendships over the inherent bullshit, and lost friends to heroin. Trust is a part of friendship, and I dealt with junkie friends as long as I could. Let’s drink, smoke up, and call it a day!

          • more beer

            Those are the best ways to go about it.

          • KJM, Doom Hunter General

            Unless they’re rich and/or can afford all the dope they want, you can’t trust them.

          • more beer

            Nope even though they actually do hold down jobs. Which is amazing in itself.

        • KJM, Doom Hunter General

          Seriously tho, just a few percs for me 1-2 a month when they’re easily available. I’ve seen first hand the damage real dope does.

          • Chef Slurpy’s Toilet Noodles

            Percs? What are those?

          • KJM, Doom Hunter General

            Percocet(i.e. Oxycodone)

          • Chef Slurpy’s Toilet Noodles

            Oh.

    • Based Pingu

      Fuk u

  • KJM, Doom Hunter General
  • xengineofdeathx

    Good: I recently got to do some training with a guy who won a bronze metal in the 2012 Olympics in judo, and had a fucking awesome time

    Bad: recurring injuries are starting to flare up.

    Ugly: I feel like aside from some good things in life, my depression is reaching critical mass lately. At a bit of a loss for how I should deal. I know I need to quit my job though.

    • KJM, Doom Hunter General

      If you see a doctor regularly, have them refer you to a therapist. Don’t let that shit fester. It will fuck you up. Also, always make sure your thyroid levels are up to snuff. Bad thyroid can cause depression-esque symptoms.

    • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

      Definitely seek help for that, and don’t get hooked up with a quack who’s gonna toss you on high powered meds off the bat. It could be any number of things causing it. And if you need to talk, we’re definitely here!

      • more beer

        As awesome a community this is. I`m not sure we are the best choice for therapy.

        • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

          Not saying it is, but knowing there’s someone to talk to is a great start.

          • more beer

            It is but some things should be left to professionals. i think it`s good place to get some support from others.

          • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

            Definitely saying he should get professional help, just not from from quack who’s ready to dish out high powered meds on the fly (been through that shit growing up). Getting one that knows and cares before doing that is key. Definitely not saying the Toilet is a cure all, or anything online for that matter, but knowing there’s someone to talk to is key. I think we got our wires crossed on my statement.

          • more beer

            Keep in mind it is really hard to find a doctor who doesn`t just push psych meds. I am very against these kinds of drugs. As one of these quacks killed someone I really loved with this kind of drug. All of these doctors get paid by the pharmaceutical company’s to prescribe this shit. Talking to people is great but a psychologist is probably best. As they don`t usually push drugs.

          • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

            Then that’s the key. I went through psychiatrists growing up (family didn’t know what to do about my behavior, and yes I do have ADD. I consider ADD a blessing though), and got fuck knows how many diagnoses. I got put on Prozac and Ritalin (at separate times). Ritalin made me literally feel empty, and Prozac did more to my emotions than even the worst of my drinking ever did. My dad eventually said “fuck it, he’s had things to feel sad and angry about”, and took me off of them and the doctor visits. And so so thankful for that!
            I very much understand that certain people need the meds. Sadly, a bored suburban housewife sad about her maudlin life will get meds easier and quicker than a homeless vet suffering with PTSD and flashbacks while digging through a trash can.

          • more beer

            I think a big part of the problem. Is they just over prescribe all of these drugs. Bored suburban housewives have insurance. Homeless vets have the V.A. The V.A. is a mess and they don`t really care about those guys. Glad you are off of that shit. Also I think a lot of people just go get prescriptions because they have no coping mechanisms. We are now living in an age where everyone is taught there are only winners. People are not being taught how life really is. So many people think they will be handed happiness and success. So they all take the easy route instead of putting in the hard work that brings these things. Then when things don`t work out they are depressed. No one is given a contract that says your life is going to be happy successful and fulfilling when the are born. I was never given one. I most certainly would have signed that. But instead I do what I have to do to make sure, I am somewhat successful and happy.

          • Dancin’ XXX Jock Strap Toe Jam

            Exactly. From everything I’ve heard about the V.A, it’s worse than a free clinic.

          • more beer

            They are building a new one here it`s like a billion dollars over budget. They keep stopping work on it. The whole thing is a mess.

      • xengineofdeathx

        Thanks man. I’ve had bad experiences with meds and therapy, but I’ve been thinking about trying them again. What helped me the most was actually Shrooms. I think a lot of it comes from situational stuff, but then after a while it becomes hard to feel like you have energy to do anything. Viscious circle. I am sure I will find a way around it, I can think of a lot of things that need correcting, but am unsure of how I should approach it.

  • Boss the Ross

    The Good – i finally started a disqus account so i can talk to you guys
    And that’s all i really wanted to say.

    Hail and kill!

    • Welcome!

      • Boss the Ross

        Thank you very much.

    • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

      Whirlcum to the terlet

      • Boss the Ross

        Many thanks, O bearded one

    • hey boss, glad to see you chatting it up!

      • Boss the Ross

        Thank you for the welcome Mr McNulty

    • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

      Welcome to the Toilet!

      • Boss the Ross

        Many thanks, chef.

  • JWEG

    So, I think I could probably start sorting out my AOTY list already. There’s only one album left this year on my list of anticipated ones – self-titled Månegarm (because I’m not quite as aware of what’s actually coming up as most of you). And I don’t think it will make the list, anyway. Whatever. GBU time.

    GOOD: Autumn weather looks really good, ’round these parts.

    BAD: Autumn weather feels bad. It got way too cold way too quick.

    UGLY: How it will look just after the inevitable first heavy Autumn rain/windstorm of the season.

    • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

      Unrelated related fact: several of my ladder and mmo chars were/are named Managarmr

      • JWEG

        Oh. Chars as in characters. I was thinking “well yes, that might be a good name for an Ikea chair”…

        http://ikeaordeath.com/

        • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

          Do you know the story of Managarmr?

          • JWEG

            With respect to the Gylfaginning, yes. I’ve read it, though it’s been a while so I only recall the text in broad strokes. I’ve seen the name pop up in a lot of gaming forums over the years, too, so I assumed it’s a popular choice for RPGs.

            Just looking at Wikipedia, I see one of the Final Fantasy games. Number’s way beyond any I’ve played though.

    • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

      You’re not anticipating the new Killing Joke?!?!?

    • KJM, Doom Hunter General

      Blood Ceremony has been saying that a new album is coming since early August. That and the new Purson are the only new albums I’m expecting.

  • tigeraid

    The Good: Settled into the ranch, we are loving our new country living.
    The Bad: 2 goddamn hours on a lawn tractor to mow the lawn
    The Ugly: The hot tub on the patio that came with the house is broke. 🙁

    • Guacamole Jim

      Solve “The Bad” by getting some damn cattle to eat that shit down.

      • tigeraid

        hmm. But then I’d have to raise cattle.

      • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

        Or goats. Then again, goats will eat ANYTHING in a 50 mile radius. He might come home one day to find that his goat ate his house.

    • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

      Lol, sounds like my grandma when she had to mow most of the 22 acres farm her and my grandfather had (and where I lived at for a while). And hilly as fuck at that. I had to mow the sides by the barn on the weekends, and that was easily an hour and a half on the push mower.

    • more beer

      Try working on a golf course for 10 years. Talk about mowing a lawn. It is never ending.

      • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

        And keeping from strangling all the golfers.

        • more beer

          That is the hardest part. Caddyshack isn`t a comedy. It is a documentary.

          • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

            Oh, I’d pull up that Carlin bit about golfing, but more than sure you’ve seen it!

  • Óðinn

    GOOD: Mocap audition for video game. Tutoring at the university.

    BAD: The students who expect me to write their papers for them instead of writing it themselves.

    UGLY: MetalSucks, Christians, conservatives, Republicans, and teabaggers.

    • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

      Eh, not all Christians are bad.

      • Óðinn

        I said they were ugly. 😉

        • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

          Lol! There’s plenty of cute ones, if Catholic school girls are any indication.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5zgPJ3XSN0

          • Óðinn

            Well played sir. Touché.

          • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

            Check out my new post. Good lordy, she is………….. WOW!!!!!

      • Óðinn

        That reminds me a Sarah Silverman joke.

        “Not all Australians are racists….only the whites ones.” 😉

  • Vladimir Poutine

    The Good: moved into a kickass place with great friends, am going back to a job I love and am good at, have tons of music to listen to, am getting back into video games (Bloodborne erryday), got to meet the Toilet’s very own more beer last weekend, and so on and so forth.

    The Bad: looming financial straits.

    The Ugly: being back at altitude is making me fart like a mofo, at least until I acclimate.

    • more beer

      Last week was fun. You will adjust to the altitude pretty quickly. Glad things seem to be going well for you.

      • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

        Hopefully you swing on by to Hampton Roads sometime!

        • more beer

          He is where I am. I lived on the other side of the bay in the early 80`s. But maybe one day I will go back to visit. My next trip is in 2 weeks to California to the Bay area. 3 days of metal and 3 days hanging with my brother.

  • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

    The Good: Loving my job (prep cook) so far. The people are super friendly, the trainers love me, and I’m getting fuckloads of hours. Pretty physical work though, since everything is made from the ground up. Chopping onions and lettuce at warp speed, fileting freshly bloodied steaks, shredding piping hot beef fresh from the stove, lifting like a motherfucker, etc. And got a fatty check coming next week. Only thing I can think of to splurge on is a new MP3 player for when I’m on the bus. And I’m getting swole at record speed from the new gig, though I was sore as fuck the first 2 days.

    The bad: Nothing so far. Things are going great, and I’m the happiest I’ve been in quite a while.

    The Ugly: Bryiana Noelle Flores. Hideous I tells ya (oh yeah, and she was in Playboy, which was totally unfappable)!

    https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e15/11374758_1614893402088854_2054928960_n.jpg

    http://dopamine36.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Bryiana-Noelle-2.jpg

    https://coedbc.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/bryiana-noelle-22.png?w=528&h=601

    • congratulations on everything, ruler of best Korea! (btw, def get a Zune)

      • Sgt. Poopypanty’s Fartin Teeth

        Nah, I’m a diehard Sandisc guy!

  • Chef Slurpy’s Toilet Noodles

    I feel ya, Stockhausen. I remember the day I became an adult:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRDCvmm7jyk

    • Based Pingu

      You became an adult?

      • Chef Slurpy’s Toilet Noodles

        Age wise, yes. Everything else, nope. I have the intelligence of a 2 year old.

        • Based Pingu

          I dunno about that, 2 year olds can be pretty smart.

          • Chef Slurpy’s Toilet Noodles

            Penguins can’t wear pull ups like the big kids do.

  • pïgchop™

    Things to do in Florida!

    “A 20-year old woman from Florida (naturally) was arrested after
    releasing a snapchat video of her riding on the back of a sea turtle…”

    Good night? Bad?

    http://theinterrobang.com/florida-woman-is-busted-for-riding-sea-turtle-rodeo-style/

    Anyone reading this from Florida? Whatzup?