Flush it Friday: Wild animals invade my home

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Welcome back to Friday afternoon. Let’s ride it out to the weekend.

I recently bought a house. So far, home ownership has been interesting and fun, much like a carousel spinning out of control due to massive electrical issues. I decided to add another wrinkle to the experience by asking my girlfriend to move in with me. She accepted and I’m stoked. She’ll be moving in this weekend. With her cats.

These bastards

These bastards

I’ve never had cats, so I’m not really sure what to do here. I hope they don’t destroy my nice, new house. Hopefully, they’ll quickly adjust and be chill bros. Otherwise, this is the kinda shit I expect to see for the next fifteen years or so.






Good: Girlfriend moving in.
Bad: Cats are untrustworthy by nature.
Ugly: A box filled with cat poop in my house.

The floor is yours. It’s Flush it Friday.

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  • Lacertilian

    Good: @lmd666:disqus recommended bolognese pies to us sometime during last week, so I just tested it out by making 5. Washed down with a new rum porter I picked up from the bottlo. Good food, good beer, good shit.
    Bad: Ignorant people.
    Ugly: Nothing, after this beer and single malt.
    http://i.giphy.com/cL2TEEemNi96E.gif

  • Óðinn
  • So much for the rabbit

  • Vault Dweller

    Cats, such beautiful, majestic beasts

    You might want to invest in one of these. Many cats (including, unfortunately, at least one of mine) like to mark territory all over. Repeatedly. Especially after you clean up the previous urine marking.

    When they do it while you ain’t around and it dries before you can find where they pissed, you’ll want one of these. I just ordered one last week. It arrived two days ago. I’m still too afraid of what I’ll see to have tried using it yet. This weekend… depending on the results, I may have 2 cats, 1 cat or no cats.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRTIDH74esc

    • God. Dammit.

      • Vault Dweller

        Their love and affection (motivated by food dependency!) is worth it.

        Barely.

      • tigeraid

        Just keep in mind what ELSE you’ll find with that blacklight in the process…

    • Dubbbz

      I wouldn’t shine that near your desk unless you want to go blind.

      • #burnt

      • Vault Dweller

        Hooooooooly shit that hurt me inside

        My desk is too public an area of my home, all masturbation is in and around my bed area, it’s my mattress that will glow like the sun!

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Good: seeing Blackfoot tonight

    Bad: My love life

    Ugly: KK Warslut

  • nbm02ss

    GOOD: It’s official! I got a new job! Yay, benefits and more $$$!!!

    BAD: Nothing at the moment.

    UGLY: http://cdn.hitfix.com/photos/6247887/Predator_1.jpg

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      That’s one ugly mother-SHUT YO MOUTH!

  • Mother Shabubu

    GOOD: Getting back into better shape has been going really well for the most part. I’m hoping to be consistent and stick to my routines.

    BAD: Doing a long stretch the other day I did something to my upper back and left knee. I’m not sure if I hyper extended it or not, but it’s tighter than a Slam band’s snare drum. Normally I advocate keep it right, keep it right, but not for backs.

    PS: It’s fucking unbearably humid. My form is melting. I need cold weather. Or at least pissing rain for a week.

    UGLY: Captain Procrastinate has returned, though I have a good outline growing for my writing. I don’t why, but I’ve been unexplainably bummed out for the last week.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n4ImDodeBk

  • JWEG

    Good:
    -Binge watching the IT Crowd. Again, for the umpteenth time. Am here at the moment:
    http://img.pandawhale.com/49665-The-Internet–jen-presents–Th-hatl.gif
    [edit because wrong GIF, that was two whole series off]

    – Just collecting my references for the Senior Lab Instructor application
    – So far all positive feedback and agreement to act as references
    – Plan to submit the application this evening
    – All positive vibes going toward a positive review by the Hiring Committee

    – Fright Rags just released this DEATHGASM t-shirt:
    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmNU0FfUgAAGeqj.jpg

    – My sister’s lost cat came home after 2 days (stuck in a neighbour’s garage apparently)

    – It’s a really really nice day out. I might go out for a few hours while it’s still good

    Bad:
    – After watching enough trailers and reading press I kind of want to see Suicide Squad when it comes out (Margot Robbie not for any particular reason)… But I cannot in any conscience support another opportunity for Will Smith to play “Will Smith As a Character That is Totally Not Will Smith Even Though He Seems Exactly Like Will Smith” and either just get away with it, or worse, get praise.

    Ugly: Nah.

  • CyberneticOrganism

    GOOD: Blissfully slow work week, potential new client on the horizon. New EP recording is going well, tracking the next song this weekend.

    BAD: The cyborg beard is getting a little unruly.

    UGLY: Racism in metal. Fuck off with that garbage forever.

    http://67.media.tumblr.com/e33a828a9e7801b60ebda3d25f488375/tumblr_o4hg2oCbRF1tjki5do1_500.gif

  • Cat piss is the worst smelling of all piss, hope those cats handle their biz in the litter box.

    Good: The Toilet getting love from around the blogosphere for the D666 post.
    Bad: Not a damn thing
    Ugly: That 4 day dumpster fire in Cleveland

  • Good: My new Beastly PC is in my possession and I can finally resume playing non xbox 360 games.

    Bad: This new Black Crown Initiate album is super dissapointing. Sophomore slump much?

    Ugly. Tapir probably

  • Dubbbz
    • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

      Hey, it’s the “diabeetus” guy!

  • RustyShackleford

    GOOD: I also just moved in with my girlfriend and her two cats lol. Pretty awesome though cause they’re chill. Also its so hot that they literally just sit around all the time so no shenanigans so far.

    BAD: I CAN’T FIND A FUCKING JOB. This is what I get for majoring in English and waiting a year till grad school…Would it be so hard for any of these places to email me back even if it’s just to tell me I didn’t get it? Super fucking annoying.

    UGLY: Sittin’ in my hot apartment with no ac and getting my ass all sweaty literally sitting here waiting for someone to EMAIL ME FUCKING BACK!!!

    FUCKING RAGE!!! YEP!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n29LR6UCjVw

    • Abradolf Lincler

      as a fellow English major, you are screwed.

      • more beer

        Yep. My housemates daughter was an English major. She is a dog groomer now.

        • Abradolf Lincler

          I wish I had never gone to college

        • Stanley

          Maybe she can teach one of them to speak English?

          https://youtu.be/ajsCY8SjJ1Y

          • more beer

            Not to sound like a dick. But her favorite form of English is Ebonics. Half of the time I don’t even know what she is talking about. But I really don’t pay attention to her either.

          • Abradolf Lincler

            i make more money doing my job than teaching. and i couldnt get through more than a day or two without strangling some kid or yelling racial epithets.

          • more beer

            I make bank without having gone to college. You just have to find you niche to succeed. I have a hard time just dealing with some of my friends kids. I couldn’t stand to be trapped in a room. With a bunch of strangers kids all day.

  • slipjackthewanderer

    Good: Leaving work slightly early while blasting Astronoid (my last evaluation said I had too much edge).
    Bad: Leaving work slightly early because I have to mow the yard.
    Ugly: Spending this weekend in St. Louis with the kids. The kids are fine, it’s the weekend in St. Louis that is ugly.

  • Dubbbz
  • Grats on the house and GF moving in, sounds like it’ll be fun!

    Good: The weekend is almost here! Work has been super slow this week for the most part, a coworker is paying me to design a tattoo for him and it’s been nice to have some motivation to start drawing again. My dad just turned 60 so I’m taking him and my older brother to a gun range this weekend for some pew pew. I’ve never shot a gun so I’m hoping I don’t injure myself or someone else.
    Bad: I have to mow sometime this weekend and it’s going to be surface-of-the-sun hot here in KS, has been all week.
    Ugly: Decided to run a little over 2 miles a couple days ago, just an hour after I ate 2 microwave burritos. Total Death ensued.

  • GreenleafGreenleaf

    The Good: I’m jamming Woods of Ypres today because a Toilet meme reminded me they exist.
    The Bad: I’m currently waiting to go have coffee with a friend who is super late
    The Ugly: in harmony with the theme of the above post, my friends nightmare cat pissed all over his kitchen, and that’s why he’s late.
    Disclaimer: Not all cats are evil, I have 2 and only one of them is Satan incarnate

    • Sounds like terrible odds on good vs awful cats.

      • Mother Shabubu

        Really it’s just that cats aren’t dogs, you can’t buy their love with treats and walks, you have to earn it. Let the cat do its thing, and if it warms up to you, it warms up to you. If not, let it have its space and it won’t be a hellion to you.

        Also; be sure to have a lot of places for it to hide around and be comfortable, and chances are it will leave you alone as long as you don’t disturb it.

        Source: I’ve had several cats, both laid back and nuts.

    • RustyShackleford

      LATE PEOPLE <<<<<<<<<<<<

    • tigeraid

      Always upvote Woods.

    • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

      Sounds like the stray we’ve had for the last few months. Which reminds me, it’s about time to check and see if that monstrosity has attempted murder on another lizard. Which I’ll have to nurse back to health after I get it out of his mouth, release back into the wild, etc. It’s about twice a week that I end up having to do that.

    • Welcome to the Toilet!

      GL

  • Dubbbz
  • tigeraid

    As a former Cat Person who switched to dogs about 10 years ago: fuck cats.

    Good: uuuh I dunno, Preacher?
    Bad: It’s approx. 38,485,491 degrees outside. Hopefully the pool at The Ranch is just right.
    The Ugly: The in-laws are visiting. 🙁

  • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

    The Good: Chill week, and watching the RNC train wreck. Much popcorn was had!
    The Bad: Nothing much, as usual. Just chillin’.
    The WTF Just Happened And Why Am I Not Surprised?:

    • JWEG

      Godwin’s law had to be indefinitely suspended for the current U.S. Election Cycle.

      One can’t measure probability of approaching comparison if you start there.

      • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

        I’m beginning to think that Q (from Star Trek TNG) is in charge of this election cycle.

        • Abradolf Lincler

          Q has more taste

          • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

            Touche! So, maybe something more like Zaphod Beeblebrox, but far trashier.

  • more beer

    I was hanging out with this little guy earlier today. He is cute as hell but looks are deceiving. He is the spawn of Satan. I have the scratches to prove it.

    • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo
    • Max

      Hey, by the looks of the remote, you’ve got the same TV I have!

      • more beer

        That is actually my friends kitty and remote.

        • Max

          Damn, my reply to myself about your friend was meant to you!

          • more beer

            Hey if it’s any consulation. She is really cute.

      • Max

        You have some solid friends, if I do say so myself.

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          More beer is a solid dude, so naturally he would have solid friends.

          • Max

            Logic dictates this would indeed be the case.

          • more beer

            Thank sir.

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    Good: managed to get the shitty pedal to sound like the guitar on Deathcrush

  • Post consisting mostly of cat gifs? NOW we’re a real blog!

  • GOOD: Finally got to see Harm’s Way live!

    BAD: I got hit in the nuts and the neck repeatedly seeing Harm’s Way live.

    UGLY: The new shirt I got after seeing Harm’s Way live.

  • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo
  • tertius_decimus

    Ugly: my copperplate calligraphy.

    Bad: on a verge of starting 4th iteration of re-hand writing my letter to loved ones. Back in my study days I was the best calligrapher among whole stream. All my sheets were gone to the stock for next generations to learn from my work. But then the depression aftermath took over and I stopped drawing, painting and doing calligraphy whatsoever. Only photography remained constant. Unlike riding a bicycle, you rapidly lose skill if not practicing in handwriting, so for doing this job I have to learn how to write from scratch. Thick pile of paper, don’t know how many, maybe 60, maybe 70 sheets were besmeared by my lack of skill. Work goes slowly, every time I look at finished page, almost giving up due how horrendous these letters are. But then the goal, the mission wouldn’t be reached.

    Good: though, learinig curve is hard, results satisfy more, as I write more.

  • Brock Samson

    Good: Finished my internship at the Mayo Clinic today and am now a certified phlebotomist.

    Bad: Trying to find a decent phlebotomy job.

    Ugly: My bank account after a three week internship because of not being paid.

  • Abradolf Lincler

    im always disappointed by all the cat hate here. ill reiterate: if your cat is pissing everywhere (not in the box, hiding and pissing), tearing things up, or anything like that, it is generally sick or the owners fault. try cleaning your fucking litter box more than once a week.

    good: finally get two days off. a whole host of records here and incoming. got a bottle of Southern Discomfort and a nice bag.

    bad: the costs of moving keep ramping up.

    ugly: Southern Comfort poops

    • Abradolf Lincler

      also, did disqus get an update? acting real stoopid rite now

  • Waynecro

    Good: Angry music.
    Bad: This summer heat makes extreme cardio even more unpleasant than it usually is.
    Ugly: Smashed spider carcasses that I can’t scrape off the walls.

    • ME GORAK!!!™

      SMASHED SPIDER CARCASSES>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • Señor Jefe El Rosa

    Nails+IPA= my good

    • Waynecro

      NAILS!!!

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        How was the show, Mr. President?

        • Waynecro

          It was pretty great. Nails fucking killed it live–even though they accidentally ended “You Will Never Be One of Us” early. Also, there was a surprisingly high number of unusually attractive women at the show. The lady standing next to me thrashed around so hard during Nails’ set that she spilled beer on my boot. Apparently, beautiful women love Nails.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Sounds pretty rad!

            That is an interesting observation.

          • Waynecro

            I’ve been to a lot of shows at that venue over the years, and I have never seen so many attractive women there at once before. It was just really odd to me. Terrorizer LA and Nomads also kicked ass.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Ha, that is pretty odd.

            Cool man!

          • more beer

            I told you they were excellent live. I have always been baffled by these people who think women don’t go to metal shows. There are always beautiful women at the shows I go to. I think most of the people who say that just lack the confidence to talk to said beautiful ladies.

          • Max

            And to me there is nothing more attractive than women into metal, or passionate about music generally, now I think of it.

            I’m not the sort of guy who usually rates womens’ physical attractiveness on a 10-scale, but if I did, for some reason metal/punk girls always seem to be afforded bonus points in my mind’s eye. Like – a woman who would be a 6 in day-to-day life becomes an 8 as soon as you put a King Diamond shirt on her. I’m not sure why I feel that way, but I do.

          • more beer

            Personality goes a really long way with me also. But if they are into metal as much as me that makes them that much more attractive.

          • Max

            Yes, personality most definitely enhances attractiveness in the same way that musical taste does, except more so.

            None of the women I’ve felt deeply fond of (on account of them being so easy and fun to talk to, and a real pleasure to work with) in my life were absolutely stunning lookers (not that they were ugly; but you get my drift). And yet all of them were really magnetic to everybody. To my chagrin they were always spoken for; but why wouldn’t they be when they were that cool?

          • more beer

            I have also gotten a little pickier in my old age. For example, last week I went to the metal brewery with my friend. He is a piercer and probably has 50 piercings from the neck up. So this cute girl runs up to us and just interrupts our conversation by screaming “how many piercings do you have?” Like the two of us talking to each other didn’t matter. She was absolutely rude about it.Then once we got rid of her. She went with her friends and just spoke extremely loudly the whole time. No matter how cute she was. Neither of us wanted anything to do with her. Of course she wasn’t taken. No guy wants a really rude old lady. So yea all the good ones tend to be taken.

          • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

            Outside of Sigur Ros, I can’t think of any shows I’ve been to with more than a handful of hot women. Sadly, at the SR show, virtually all of them were busy snuggling up with their boyfriends and making grab ass sounds. Le sigh…………

          • Waynecro

            Yeah, man. I’d go see Nails again any day. Seeing women at a metal show definitely isn’t unusual, but I have never seen so many at one show at this venue. It’s the ratio that really surprised me. I wasn’t on the lookout for beautiful women, but they just kept walking by.

          • more beer

            When they are within view. As a man you are kind of obligated to look.

          • Waynecro

            I really wasn’t trying to look. I’ve been going to metal shows at that venue since before I was old enough to get in, and I’ve never seen anything like this. It was just an interesting phenomenon.

          • more beer

            All I can to that is I hope you enjoyed the sights.

          • Waynecro

            I mean, I’m not going to complain. Seriously, though, Nails was awesome. And Terrorizer LA was super tight live. I’m glad I forced myself to leave the house.

          • more beer

            I am glad you did too. Staying home all the time isn’t good for your mentals either. Who knows you may even end up meeting a cool lady. It always happens when you aren’t looking.

          • Waynecro

            Yeah, my mentals have been shit lately, so seeing Nails was really a boost. I listen to Nails in the gym so often that whenever I hear them, I get all riled up and ready for action. I felt like doing handstand push-ups on the bar when they started playing.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            If someone started doing that at a show I attended I would definitely buy that dude a beer.

          • more beer

            I find the bar sacred it is for drinking.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Wise words.

          • more beer

            With age you know.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Perhaps I should change my statement to “If I saw Waynecro at a show, doing whatever, I would buy him a drink”

          • more beer

            It would have to be a coke. But I would buy pretty much everyone here a beer. If I saw them at a show.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Very true, that’s why I simply said drink. And a Diet Coke at that.

          • more beer

            When speaking of being at the bar I tend hear the word drink as an alcoholic beverage.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Yeah, I realized my error shortly after I said it

          • more beer

            Hahaha!

          • Waynecro

            I would never actually do it, because I hate being the center of attention. That’s why I became a bass player. #TrueBurnBassBros

          • more beer

            Yea dude, try getting out more and away from the ex. I am against people doing pushups on the bar. They might spill my beer. That sir is unacceptable.

          • Waynecro

            The ex is rarely at home these days. She’s mostly in Orange County with whoever it is that she’s banging now. The worst part is that she takes the dog with her. I miss that little fucker.

          • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

            Shhhhhhhh, women aren’t supposed to know we are checking them out! If that secret gets out, we’re doomed as a species.

          • more beer

            What are you kidding? Most of them want us to check them out.

          • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

            I don’t do that sort of thing, for I am pure as the driven snow and chaste in virtue.

          • more beer

            Well I’m not!

          • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

            Oh, who am I kidding? Me neither! Now, if you don’t mind, I gotta get ready to go to the grocery in a few. Hopefully I’ll remember to pull up my pants and underwear this time and not leave the used tube sock on my shoulder.

          • more beer

            I have to go to the store too. Gonna barbeque then go to another show tonight.

          • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

            Have fun! Don’t do anything I would do!

          • more beer

            That’s the plan.

    • Dave Vincent’s Perm

      Really want to get their new album but I fear that I’ll never be one of us until I see them live.

  • Max

    All those crazy shenanigans you’re showing above really only happen when cats are young. After four years or so they just sleep all the time.

    I think part of the problem is that many people nowadays keep their cats inside all the time, too. They won’t shit and piss everywhere inside if they’re spending that much of their time outdoors. (In fact, cats don’t shit and piss anywhere near as much as dogs or even humans. Their digestive systems are very efficient; so there isn’t much waste.) They’ll happily claw trees if there’s no couch in your backyard. Plus, knowing they can be put outside for bad behaviour encourages them to behave better indoors.

    • more beer

      I can’t keep my cat in the house. Especially this time of year. He comes in eats and wants to go right back out.

      • Max

        That’s the ideal set-up right there.

        • more beer

          Yea and he comes to the window. Which is about 2 feet away from where I am usually sitting if I am home. So he makes it easy for me at least.

          • Stanley

            Whose yard does he shit in?

          • Max

            The yard of the guy who’s dog shits EVERYWHERE else.

          • Stanley

            People around here pick their dog shit up. Nothing worse than finding cat shit in my backyard. I have a few tennis balls near my desk and when I see one in the backyard, I’m faster than Aroldis Chapman.

          • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

            I don’t have any problems with cat poops outside. Now my cats leaving mouse, bird and lizard corpses around on the other hand………….

          • more beer

            Who cares?

    • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

      The first four months or so, they’re more interested in tearing the fuck out of your hands than anything.

      • Max

        Very true. It’s fun being attacked by kittens, but it does actually hurt.

        • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

          Yep! And they are hellbent on hanging on when you lift up your arm.

  • Stanley

    Good: I’m going to Russian River Brewery tonight. Fuck yes.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Do tell!

      • Stanley

        3 Blind Pigs, a Pliney, and whatever interesting new stuff they have.

        • Stanley

          Actually, I’m already back tracking. 1 Blind Pig. I’ve got to ride my bike in the morning.

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          I want to try the Plineys so bad.

          • more beer

            Speaking of beer I will get that out to you either this weekend or Monday. It all depends on my hangover tomorrow.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            All is good my man, all is good.

          • more beer

            But I need to get it out of the house so I don’t end up drinking it!

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Ha, well in that case. HURRY THE HELL UP!
            Hahahahahaha!

          • more beer

            I will but if that happens I will be there on Sunday and will grab another one.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Ha, right on.

    • Abradolf Lincler

      #AlwaysBeStanleying

    • more beer

      I’m kind of jealous. I am going to see friends band at this barbecue place tonight. They are more like a radio metal band. Which really isn’t my thing. But they have a few good beers there and the food is excellent. But also from what I have been told. They really pack the ladies in. So it should be an okay night.

      • Stanley

        Upvote for BBQ and ladies. Keep that sauce off your chin.

        • more beer

          Also the Left Hand Nitro Stouts.I will more than likely be drinking. My friend’s old lady wants to hook me up with her very much younger than me friend tonight. 22 years is a big difference in age. But I’ve seen pictures of her and she is way cute. So if sh’s down I’m down.

          • Stanley

            Good luck with that. I usually only have a couple of stouts cos I get freaked out by black poo.

          • more beer

            Thanks. But those are probably the best beer they have there. Plus I love stouts.

          • Stanley

            Alrighty. Just don’t look tomorrow morning.

          • more beer

            I’m a seasoned veteran.

    • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

    • CyberneticOrganism

      You were in Iceland recently, yes?

      • Stanley

        Yep. It was magnificent.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          How long? Saw via the article drafts you stayed at Kex?

          • Stanley

            It was just a week unfortunately. We didn’t stay at Kex (we had an apartment a block or two away) but the show was at Kex. Quite a cool place.

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    Good: I met the founder of Priceline today
    Bad: he made fun of my iPhone 5
    Ugly: he made fun of my spreadsheets

    • YOU TELL HIM TO GO FUCK HIMSELF?

      • Elegant Gazing Globe

        I peeled the fuck outta that parking lot in my dmax

        • BETTER YOU DID THAT VERSUS GOING ALL TOOTH AND NAIL ON HIS ASS, HAHAHAHAHAHA

        • Abradolf Lincler

          should have told him he was about to “catch these hands”

        • Óðinn

          Didn’t know what Priceline or dmax was, had to look up both.

          Anyway, fuck the Priceline guy. And at least you didn’t buy a domestic truck, they’re douchey. Isuzu was probably a smart choice.

    • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

      Good: You met William Shatner?!?!?!

    • more beer

      Fuck that guy. You should have told him if he didn’t like your phone he should pay for you to upgrade.

  • EsusMoose

    Good: Saw Beyond Creation, Rivers of Nihil and Zenith Passage this week, will be seeing Ne Obliviscaris Sunday and Ghost next Thursday. Going camping for a friends birthday.
    Bad: Due to a regrettable choice I got stuck at the office 2 hours longer waiting for people to get back to me, that show was in a oven of a basement bar, my apartment is a mess.
    Ugly: Puns

    • Waynecro

      I am so jelly about your seeing Beyond Creation, Rivers of Nihil, and Zenith Passage.

      • EsusMoose

        Great to see but the venue was definitely worthy of avoiding from now on, I spent half of Rivers of Nihil’s set staring at a nice pole cause I lost my spot when I had to get water due to dehydration

  • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo
  • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo
    • more beer

      If we evolve to that. No one will want fuck anyone and we will become extinct.

      • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

        Guys with money, power and fame will still get laid, no problem. No amount of ugly, physically or personality wise will ever change that eternal truth!

    • Abradolf Lincler

      p much what i look like now

      • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

        You are indeed road ready then! Give it another 5 or so years, and my dad bod will devolve into that majestic blob in the pic.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      GAAAAAHHHH

  • Super Nintendo Chalmers

    Good: New MSTRKRFT, Gucci Mane and Fistula.

    Bad: How hot and humid it’s been.

    Ugly: Joe introduced me to Warhound. See you in the pit, wimps.

    • Lacertilian

      Congrats dude!

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Congratulations man!

  • Abradolf Lincler

    hey, where’s jimmy

  • Good: Joe getting cats, Star Trek Beyond (yes i recommend it)
    Bad: work is stressful. sometimes gets the best of me.
    Ugly: need moar Tapir in here

    • [Dave Grohl joke missing]

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      Who?

      • A local varmint with a heart of gold. What you been jamming lately, lots of Swans?

        • Sir Tapir The Based

          Some Haken, леонид фёдоров, Finnish jazz, a lot of American Primitive guitar and some Swans. I got a third doggo recently so I have to take care of the pupper.

          • that Haken is a good–
            Hold up, a third pupper?! Pics or GTFO! Give us all the deets

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Ye I saw them live here a week ago. They were quite good. I has pupper, but unable to take pics right now. Only camera I have is on my phone and that is a broken camera. I will get pics as soon as possible. Next week maybe.

          • man, Haken’s material sounds ideal for live settings. I’m jealous.
            If guess there are perks to living in the Land of Fin

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            Well, not a lot of great bands drift to my parts. Most come to Helsinki, and I don’t go there.

  • Warheart

    You got it wrong, the cats are moving in and they bring your girlfriend.