Flush it Friday: WHAT THE FUCK MORE CATS?!

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Two weeks ago I had zeros of cats. Today I have threes of cats. How the hell did that happen?

Wednesday evening, the lady and I noticed a high-pitched yell outside the front door. Upon further investigation, we found a very tiny, very soaked kitten. No other animals were anywhere nearby, nor any people. Just this scruffy little bastard. We assume some monster in the neighborhood determined that my porch was a better home for this cat than his own. Or, I dunno, an animal shelter or something.

soaked cat
We took him inside because we are SUCKERS, and gave him food and a bath. He’s quickly overcome his fear of us and learned to appreciate how comfortable my couch is (it’s hella comfortable). My lady took him to the vet who determined that he is a healthy 6-week old boy.

trash cat

This cat is, by my estimation, a Very Good Cat. Unfortunately, my house currently homes two other cats who don’t seem to be thrilled by this sudden threat to their territory. Put simply, I don’t think this house is big enough for the three of them.

Dear reader, if you are in the market for a very sweet, playful, healthy kitten and you live in Texas, please let me know. I will deliver this Very Good Cat directly to your door. For everyone else:

Good: The cat is wicked cute
Bad: I have too many catz
Ugly: Your home without the addition of this sweet kitten.

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  • Lacertilian

    Good: Enjoyed some time off with Mrs Lizard and our baby boy.
    Bad: Back at work now, nothing has changed.
    Ugly: The state of our yard after months of neglect.
    Metal: Picked up Ondskapt, Blood Incantation, Voidspawn, Sallow Moth pre-ordered Lotus Thief, and FINALLY bought the first album I wishlisted on bandcamp some 3 years ago. Filthy shredding death from Turkey.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kwgZMA6YTk

    • Lacertilian

      Also, someone help Joe with these damn cats before the toxo takes hold!

      • You are becoming quite the Photochopper.

        • Lacertilian

          I’ve got a problem! Downloaded a mobile app so I can do them on the fly, it’s nowhere near as good as the cpu version though.
          Any Voidscape news?

          • Nah, looking forward to getting back at it tomorrow. Now that I’m working again I don’t have much time for it.

          • Lacertilian

            Bugger. Gonna some to show a couple of people next time I speak to them, they’d be perfect for tour posters/flyers and such.

          • Right on!

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      Blood Incantation will be at the top of my list for this year along with Zhrine, Chthe’ilist and hopefully the new Warfather album thats coming out in Sept

      • Lacertilian

        I’ve spun it quite a bit in the last week, solid album.

    • Howard Dean

      Ondskapt!

      They’re not quite to the Malign/Dissection/Sorhin/Ofermod/Funeral Mist echelon of Swedish BM for me, but I’ll be damned if I don’t enjoy the fuck out of Dödens evangelium or Arisen from the Ashes.

      • Edward/Breegrodamus™

        When are you gonna start writing again, HD? Nothing controversial, just good ol’ fashioned heavy metal.

        • Howard Dean

          Title of my first article back: “Blood & Soil: Comparing and Contrasting the Art and Ideology of Mikko Aspa and Antichrist Kramer.” Hahahaha.

          We’ll see. I’ve been fairly out straight with life lately, but if I get the bug and the right topic strikes me, I could see myself writing something metal-related.

      • Lacertilian

        They have some undeniable riffage in places. They have a knack for writing catchy songs that don’t get overly melodic, I enjoy when bands have that kind of ambiguity.
        Never checked Sorhin, got a rec?

        • Howard Dean

          Their first album (linked below) is my favorite, but I consider both of their albums to be nearly flawless black metal that is heavy on the melodic riffing. They are probably one of the most underrated/overlooked/unknown BM bands.

          https://youtu.be/LEquM78HAow

    • My yard suffers from years of neglect.

      • Lacertilian

        Something to aim for!

        • Got a huge yard, the wife and I started to tackle some small things but we probably need to get some machinery in there to take of some small trees and things like that.

          • Waynecro

            If you lived in Southern California, I’d offer to come by your yard and just go nuts on the plant life with my machete.

          • I would love to live in SoCal. A machete sounds like a good idea.

          • Waynecro

            I’m really good at destroying things with a machete, but I rarely have the opportunity to do so.

          • Lacertilian

            Oh shit, mine ain’t that bad!
            Generally enjoy doing garden work, but 8 months of spinal recovery has fucked over any chance I’ve had to continue the work-in-progress that is my front & back yards.
            Do you have a chainsaw?

          • Yes, but we want to clear out the smaller trees so that why I need to aforementioned machinery to uproot that garbage.

          • Lacertilian

            Alternative suggestion:
            >Continue neglect.
            >Let nature take course.
            >Call it a wildlife preserve or contemporary living art piece symbolising the dichotomy between natural and man-made landscapes through direct juxtaposition .
            >Make people pay to come and see it.
            >Relax and let the coin roll in.

    • Dude, back to work for me to bro. A lot has changed in my case.

  • GOOD: This week has been the best week I’ve had health wise in 2 months. I can almost function like an actual human being again which has been more than nice. I’m just going to relax all of this weekend. First week of work in a month sort of took it out of me, so I’m going to sit my ass on the couch and binge watch the rest of Batman the Animated Series and maybe watch a couple of episodes of Netflix’s Stranger Things. I also come into work really early now so I can get out at 4:00. So I’m out of here nerds, have a void-inducing weekend!

    BAD: I’ve only been eating almond butter and jelly sandwiches for my meals for the past week and a half. This seems to be the one thing I can eat that doesn’t give me too much grief. It’s a lot of goddamn bread a day I can say that! Can’t complain too much I guess, because they are damn delicious! Also, I missed seeing Nile, Suffocation, and Krisiun the other week because I was too under the weather.

    UGLY: The new Hexenslaught demo that dropped the other day! Fucking so good! Necrovore worship to the goddamn max. Fucking Raw!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f7PfInSe8c

    • tertius_decimus

      Nice to read that your health is getting better! Keep it up!

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      Damn, no Suffocation?

    • more beer

      Glad your doing better man. I a waiting to get picked up to go to Summer Slaughter right now.

    • Also, this demo has been getting a lot of play. Ordered the cassette today.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx4P5w-lYKo

  • tigeraid

    Oh good, more cats.

  • Dubbbz

    Joe is just sitting on his porch now, surrounded by his many cats, snapping peas and staring wistfully at the street, wishing his grandchildren would come visit him and help him care for his cats and snap peas with him.

    • Howard Dean

      “Whoever helps me snap the most peas gets a $20 CD from the local Savings & Loan that matures on your 25th birthday. Runner up gets an extra Werthers Original in their stocking this Christmas.”

  • tigeraid

    GOOD: blissfully, I have nothing to do this weekend but relax.

    BAD: Realizing the vast majority of your friends IRL are Trump supporters. Luckily I’m in Canada so at least their vote won’t count.

    UGLY: Sweet fucking jesus christ it’s 10 million degrees outside. I need to move to Nunavut.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      Those weekends are the best weekends.

    • Lacertilian

      10 million degrees in Canada?
      I don’t believe you.

      • tigeraid

        it is!

  • Edward/Breegrodamus™

    GOOD: It’s Friday, I’m jamming Psalm Zero at work (both albums), and I’m seeing Pyrrhon and Plebeian Grandstand tonight.

  • Max

    It sucks that I live in an apartment block. It means I can’t have a cat.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      MAX, holy fuck

      • Max

        IT IS I; RAD YET CATLESS.

    • MAX POWER! <3

  • TomWarriorsBeanie

    Good: I recently moved from the middle of a desolate forest to a big city and tonight my gf and I are going to see Carcass, Crowbar and Ghoul. I haven’t been to a show in seven years due to geographical issues.

    Bad: Trying to find a job/friends.

    Ugly: The pit at this show tonight.

    • more beer

      I saw that show a couple of weeks ago. It was a good show..

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      Lock your doors and walk swiftly from where you park to Toads Place

      • more beer

        Has it gotten that bad in New Haven? If it was in Bridgeport I could see it being really bad. But I have been there and it never struck me as all that dangerous. But things do change over time.

        • Elegant Gazing Globe

          Bport is rough. Downtown NH has it’s pockets. As long as yr near yale(where toads is) it;s not too bad

          • more beer

            That’s how I remember it there. I have spent time there. My father lived in Milford for years.

          • Elegant Gazing Globe

            Milford? damn he must be rich

          • more beer

            Nah. they just bought when it wasn’t too expensive yet. Milford certainly doesn’t compare with Greenwich where everyone is rich.

          • TomWarriorsBeanie

            We lucked out, we kind of had to jump on an apartment but it ended up being in the historical district so its pretty nice and centrally located.

      • Joaquin Stick

        Is CT like the world capital for car break-ins? Some shitwad ruffled through my glove box and stole nothing.

        • more beer

          I know at one point Bronx River Road in Yonkers held that distinction.

        • Elegant Gazing Globe

          heroin is a big problem in suburban CT

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      did you move to Hartford, or NYC?

      • TomWarriorsBeanie

        New Haven. It hasn’t been nearly as bad as I feared. We live right downtown so its a pretty easy walk.

        • Howard Dean

          Need to hit up some of dat Frank Pepe’s Pizza, playa. White clam pie for the win, homie.

          • TomWarriorsBeanie

            So I’ve heard! Its quite the cornucopia of food here compared to the midwest…

          • Howard Dean

            Indeed. If you go to Pepe’s, make sure you go early (like be one of the first people at the door as soon as they open) or be prepared from monstrous as lines.

            Also, if you like clams, definitely order the clam pie. It sounds like a weird combo, but it’s probably one of the best pizzas I’ve ever had.

          • TomWarriorsBeanie

            Good call. Thank you Mr. Governor.

        • Elegant Gazing Globe

          I’m at the north end of Rt 8. Have fun tonight. I wanted to to that show go but my wife is out of town for work so I’m home for the night with the kiddo listening to Dokken records

          • Joaquin Stick

            I just move to Bloomfield. We should get a beer in like Avon or some shit.

          • Elegant Gazing Globe

            Yes! Maybe we can lure Shabubu out too. Let’s discuss on FB.
            Shabubu you like Sushi? I’m thinking Toshi

          • Joaquin Stick

            I don’t do food that comes from the water 🙁

          • Elegant Gazing Globe

            OK plan B?

          • Joaquin Stick

            Don’t know the area super well yet. I’ll have to do some scouting. Ever been to Hooker? They have open houses / beer samplings on Saturdays. I’ll be there basically all the time.

          • Elegant Gazing Globe

            no but that sounds interesting. let’s map out a date on FB over the weekend.

        • Elegant Gazing Globe

          Sweet! Also, in wallingford, make sure to check out red scroll records

          • TomWarriorsBeanie

            I will definitely do that.

          • Elegant Gazing Globe

            there are a handful of us here in CT, yoakin and shabubu

    • tertius_decimus

      You’ll find a job and friends. In fact, after couple of years you won’t remember that you wanted to make some friends — to this day you’ll have them. It’s just a matter of time. Cheers!

  • Edward/Breegrodamus™

    Three cats is a lot of cats. They’re always pooping.

    • SO MUCH POOP

      • more beer

        But they poop in a box. Not like a dog you would have to walk or clean up your yard.

        • Edward/Breegrodamus™

          True, but we have to clean two litter boxes twice a week. That’s a lot of poop, and pee clumps.

          • more beer

            have a cat. He spends most of his time outside. So it isn’t that big of an issue for me.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            That’s my damn problem, indoor cats! Wtf.

          • more beer

            MIne won’t stand for that. He would just find a way to escape.

      • Elegant Gazing Globe

        this is the best litter n the market. no litterbox stink
        https://www.amazon.com/Feline-Pine-Original-Litter-Lbs/dp/B00176CC20

    • Lacertilian

      Puke in the meow mix

  • Howard Dean

    Serious: I would take that kitten if I didn’t live 2,000 miles away. Must discover a way to transport said kitty 2,000 miles that isn’t incredibly difficult or expensive!

    https://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/55444242.jpg

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    Good: This little beast got his ballz cut off this week
    Bad: he’s still being ferocious
    ugly: if he bites my kid one more time he;’s getting shipped off to PO Box 303038

    Austin, TX 78705

  • ME GORAK!!!™

    GOOD: DOOM TOILET REVUE CONVINCE GORAK BUY DOOM FINALLY( ON SALE TOO) !!!!!!!!!!!
    BAD: DOOM FINALLY GAME THAT NOT PLAY ON CAVEMAN DESKTOP!!!!!! NOW MUST SMAAAAAAAASH STOOPID DESKTOP!!!!!!
    UGLY: HAVING PLAY DOOM ON LAPTOP!!!!!!!!!! ALSO DEMONBRO SOUP!!!!!!!

    • Huh. I am also a huge fan of DOOM!!!

      • ME GORAK!!!™

        WHAT ARE CHANCES?!?!?!?!?!?

      • Edward/Breegrodamus™

        It’s fun.

  • Brock Samson

    Good: I got a job stealing the life force that is blood from human scum.

    Bad: Bubble guts from too much beer and whiskey celebrating the new job.

    Ugly: Nothing today, except my poor little toilet.

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      Bud Mudd

  • Howard Dean

    Ugly: Dark hardwood floors, stainless steel appliances, cheesy granite.

    Bad: Nothing –
    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/04/09/80/0409800fff867a52e536dc10115789cf.jpg

    Good: Cheesy ass country/rock from the late 80’s/early 90’s is hitting me in all the right places today. Next up:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvaEJzoaYZk

    • I saw Steve Earle perform this once. He was not happy to play it at all.

      • Howard Dean

        Haha, I’m picturing a crowd of beer bellies and farmer’s tans continually screaming: “Copperhead Road! COPPERHEAD ROAD!” after he finishes every song. Finally, he just flips: “Fine, here it is, you fucking savages! Now shut the fuck up!”

        • Haha, I wish it was that way. Instead I saw him in an old theatre here at PSU.

          • Howard Dean

            So it was more of a “Goddamnit I’ve played this stupid fucking song 300 times a year for over two decades now and I think I’m going to lose my shit if I have to do it again” situation.

          • Yup, I think he even said something on the lines of “Alright, here’s fucking Copperhead Road”.

          • Howard Dean

            Hahahahahahaha. Holy shit, I would’ve died.

          • Haha, I know I did. By the way I am a big Steve Earle fan. Might come off as strange, I know.

          • Howard Dean

            Not strange at all! Steve Earle is legit.

    • Dubbbz

      Copperhead Road is a pretty common play at weddings down here.

      • And the Texas Roadhouse.

        • Dubbbz

          We don’t have any of those here.

          • I know, I’m just being a dick.

          • Dubbbz

            lolwut. That was just a joke I told JJD. Of course we have Texas Roadhouses here.

          • Wait really!?! Seems too cliche of a thing for Texas. LOL!

          • Dubbbz

            Haha, I was just being sarcastic. They aren’t that great as steakhouses go.

          • Well no, but I am shocked by this. I figured it was just a novelty thing for other states that are not Texas. I am actually shocked by this… Somehow. For shame Texas.

          • Dubbbz

            Funny tangential anecdote. Over in the Middle East, Church’s Chicken is often called Texas Chicken.

          • Haha, wow.

            By the way. My sister worked at the Texas Roadhouse here for a couple of years. I swear if she hears Copperhead Road one more time she is going to murder a neighborhood. She had to do that stupid dance or whatever to that song so many times.

          • Dubbbz

            I have done the Copperhead Road dance on more than one occasion. Your sister has my pity.

      • Howard Dean

        It’s a pretty common play at VFW halls and American Legion Auxiliary bake sales up here.

      • Brutalist_Receptacle

        Yup. i’m from Texas and my sister and I played that at our wedding.

      • Abradolf Lincler

        There is an actual Copperhead Road up the mountain from me

  • nbm02ss

    GOOD: Start the new job next Friday, so I’m looking forward to that. Got a new project car from a friend in Cali. It’s a 2001 Pontiac Firebird Formula. I’ll be having the bottom end of the engine rebuilt, beefing up the suspension and turning it into an autocross/road course car. Car activities make me happy.

    BAD: Car shipping companies are a major PITA to deal with. I prepaid the shipment, but when I picked up the car at midnight I got into an argument with the driver who insisted it was cash on delivery, despite having printed out all the receipts for the transaction, and neither the broker who I paid for the shipment, or the driver’s dispatch, was still open. Lots of yelling happened. Ugh.

    UGLY: Bathrooms at work. I don’t know who the culprit is, but someone’s leaving a very large brown streak on the back of the toilet seats. Goddamn animal.

    • tertius_decimus

      Care to share some of your works on cars? What do you do?

  • Hubert

    Good: the usual
    Bad: nothing
    Ugly: nothing

    • Vidajroden3

      <<l:y. ★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★:::::::!!bx662a:….,.

      • Elegant Gazing Globe

        Sign me up!

    • Ruthscustard4

      <<h:u. ★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★:::::::!!bz232a:….,…

  • All those cats…you can finally start using your camera!

  • Mother Shabubu

    GOOD: I have empanadas!

    BAD: Can’t sleep comfortably because something in my upper back is kinked on top of my shitty sleep schedule, so I’m extra grouchy, malaised, and lethargic lately. My headphones broke last night. Hit a wall in my writing when I was almost done with the pre-story, but I have ideas so all is not lost. I need a new job, and fast.

    UGLY: The last arc of this comic book I’ve been following. It’s been a mess of loose ends á la Prometheus. It’s a more thrown together “Let’s wrap it up now. Yes, right now.” kinda of ending than the Seinfeld finale.

  • tertius_decimus

    Good: after 1 month without orders, I knocked at another door today and received a job offer. Tommorow going for meeting.

    Bad: some people deserve to die, no matter how good you think they are. In reality some of those who you think are good, in reality are sheer douchebags. Read below.

    Ugly: she broke our relationship 9 months ago and to present day I was in anxiety. She approached to me 2 weeks ago with offer to meet to say something. As you already guessed, we didn’t meet not in the Monday, not later. I decided to make that meeting happen myself. I didn’t spy her, no. Believe or not, I have very good intuition that never fails. It said to me that now is the right time. I came to her home, ringed, but none answered. Couple of minutes later I saw her car approaching to the house. Bingo! I said that she has the last chance to say what she wants to say, I won’t offer such a honor in the future. She said she’s too busy to talk but if I can wait for 30-40 minutes, she’ll talk. Okay. 40 minutes have passed and you guess what? She keeps spitting her hypocrisy, shitload of lie at me and when our talk goes straight to the dead end, because she doesn’t listen to my arguments, she tries to intimidate me that she’ll call police if I’ll keep standing at the door, blocking her attempts for closing it.

    WHAT? Piece of shit. I’m glad it all ended up that way. I’ll cure my sanity in the meantime, but her indecent intentions, her hypocrisy, lie, attempts to screw me up will remain with her for a lifetime. She’ll bear this burden and if she’s not a complete bitch, if she has a conscience (just a tiny bit), she’ll suffer from what she did to me. I will not forgive her. I will forget.

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      “I will forget.”

      Good man Terts

    • It seems this is the final part of this quest, tertius.

      Just walk away and remember to have a cold head in the conclusion of this endeavour.

      • tertius_decimus

        [walks away into the sunset]

    • Waynecro

      Sorry to hear about this experience, man. But I think forgetting is your best option.

      • tertius_decimus

        In this situation is the only option. I see win-win results here.

  • I’m moving to Texas.

    • tertius_decimus

      Lone star Richter.

      • Not really. I just want more kitteh.

    • Óðinn

      I travel to Texas once a year to pee on the Alamo.

    • Are you going pro-Satan in Cowboyland with Joe and Dubya?

      http://img.memecdn.com/welp-i-amp-039-m-moving-to-texas_o_5464601.jpg

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      DO IT!!!

    • Kyle Reese

      Check out Barton Springs if moving to Austin, Deep Ellum if Dallas. If anywhere else, it’s a big state and I have no reliable recs.

      • Haha I was joking. I just want that kitteh.

  • Good: Having zero cats
    Bad: Going to bed at 9PM every night of the week and having no free time because of it (except during weekends)
    Ugly: Been asleep all week so I haven’t seen anything noteworthy

    • Your good >>>>>>

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      Deuce I almost wanna move into that early bedtime bracket. Work is so much better when I get any sleep.

      • I don’t need that much sleep, in the fall Lil’ Deuce is going to bed in his own bedroom and I’ll be able to do some adult stuff in the evenings.

        • Edward/Breegrodamus™

          … adult stuff? That could mean so many things.

  • Bad: telecommunications companies raised their costs like 1200 % for everything, so we will have to cut down our data plan because we can’t afford that much; Maduro doesn’t want to die or leave the charge of the goverment; my wife has gone to four supermarket lines this week and she only could buy some products in two of them; she returned to home very sunburnt yesterday; stupid health insurance said that we have ophtalmological consults and I have two weeks trying to get an appointment failing at the attempt because the system does not have doctors registrated, we will have to pay our own doctor because of the health insurance incompetence.

    Good: family and home is a-good; we finally could buy a laundry-machine after all these saving money months; having the opportunity to play some Wii games with my wife at home; the birthday week ran smooth; having a little of time to write something for the blog; more close to finish the first part of my Master thesis. Overall: we had a good July and I think we will have a good August too!

    Ugly: some malandro music I shared to Guacamole Jim and Dubya. Those bastards said they liked that, confirming my hypothesis that they are gringo criminals.

    Depressing: reading the crime pages of the local newspapers, this month we had some crazy infanticides.

    Good news for me and my wife: I will be able to start our own online mini-business of web content writing, edition, translation and academic edition! I will be able to setup everything with the wife this year quarter.

    A jam for me!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5VGQueLuqM

    • And, of course, a killer killer killer elfic inspired dungeon synth <3 It quickly became a favorite of mine this year!

      https://fief.bandcamp.com/releases

      Also, give that mysterious entity a positive vote to his inclusion into the RateYourMusic database!!!

      https://rateyourmusic.com/artist/fief

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        I’m loving this

      • tertius_decimus

        You’ll then enjoy Estampie, Knut Rössler & Johannes Vogt if you like Fief so much.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      LINK! That bad is not good my friend. But your Goods are amazing! I’m glad you are able to keep positive, elfic brother.

      • As long as we have reasons to continue the adventure, we are here to give our best to our good deeds and causes!

        Never kneel, never surrender, never waiting for a bright tomorrow. We enjoy the ride and our quests.

        Sometimes, we have bad times over here with the country situation, but we still try very hard to flip the coin and build new projects and things that will make us proud. Every person in every country have their own issues, but it’s in our hearts and will to overcome the difficulties and embrace the dark and light sides.

        *flex emoji*

    • Guacamole Jim

      I love you, Link

      Not as much as I love malandro music

      But I still do love you

  • J.R.™

    El Good: Finally passed this one class on my third try.
    El Bad: Missed an A by one point super mad
    El ugly: Sitting here for an hour trying to figure out what I did wrong on [work task]. Error was super simple. Much shame.

  • Abradolf Lincler

    Already have two bigass dumbass katz of my own, Joe.

    Good: I cant express to you fellas (and one or two ladies) just how happy i am for this week to be over with. As a man that prides himself on working extremely hard and not crying about it, they tested my patience to the limits this week.

    Bad: WHO KNEW BUYING A HOUSE COST SO MUCH MONEY?#!$&;

    Ugly: Had to take unpaid days off to move.

    • “Closing Costs” i.e. “I’m going to rob you blind”

      • Abradolf Lincler

        FUCK REALTORS

        WHAT A SCAMMIN BUNCH OF TRICKSTERS

        KAREENNNNNNN!!!!!

    • Waynecro

      I feel your pain, bro. I’ve been involved in the purchase of two homes and one refinancing. You have to undergo a massive financial proctology exam because they need to make sure you’re capable of paying out the ass for every goddamned thing.

    • Abradolf Lincler

      #FRIDAYTOILETCONFESSION
      i like this song too much for my own good

      https://youtu.be/CbxuXq_981s

      #toiletconfessions #cultcardinvalid #mountainlife

      • Abradolf Lincler

        picture of our new WALL we just got built, to keep the methheads and undesirables out (rfi)

        • Abradolf Lincler

          here is this, to counteract any hard feelings about This is How We Roll:
          https://youtu.be/1DMGTYWJbYU

        • Abradolf Lincler

          gotta fix that crooked dryer vent…

  • God ov War

    Keep him, I need to fill the void that schubert left in me 🙁

  • Oh! That new Temple Nightside album was released finally!

    https://ironboneheadproductions.bandcamp.com/album/temple-nightside-the-hecatomb

    • @H@ignatiusthewizened:disqus you hear this yet?

    • Lacertilian

      How’d you like it?

      • It’s really incredible. Listening to it again now. Just need to pick the vinyl up at some point.

        • Lacertilian

          As most people would have already heard the majority of the tracks proper during pre-release, I was interested to see how they came across in the scope of the album for others. I felt the interludes really hammered home that atmosphere and were a big part of making that album so good.

          • What I love is that the massive atmosphere doesn’t interfere with the great musicianship.

          • Elegant Gazing Globe

            I though just the opposite about them. Does not help that the last song had very little energy

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      I bought the wax. I love how it makes my ears pop when it’s loud. I just wish there were more actual songs, and less fill

  • Pretty soon your house will be so jam packed with glorious kittehs, they’ll be spilling out the windows!

    • Abradolf Lincler

      WHY IS THE CAT GETTING OUTSIDE?!?!??!?!?!

      • There’s a fenced in deck. I ain’t letting this handsome devil escape, no way

      • more beer

        They come home to eat.

  • Waynecro

    Good: I finally got a preacher-curl attachment for my bench, and this new Oubliette song is pretty swell (and free on Bandcamp):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYqftRrpSVU
    Bad: Falling down the stairs.
    Ugly: My roommate stunk up the entire house with some nasty shit she threw away before she took off for the weekend. I thought something was dead and rotting in the walls. She knows the rules, goddamnit. All rotting meat goes in the outside trash. I spent an entire Skype meeting with my boss trying not to vomit from the stench.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      How’d you fall down the stairs?

      • *”fell down the stairs”

      • Waynecro

        It was a perfect storm of low blood sugar, pushing myself really hard in the gym (my legs were burnt up), and not eating enough. I’ve blacked out momentarily many times before, but it’s never happened at the top of the stairs. I fucked myself up pretty good, but I didn’t miss a workout!

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          Damn dude! I mean… I’m sorry to hear that Mr. President.

          • more beer

            The post office says that package is in your mailbox.

          • Waynecro

            It’s cool. I probably learned my lesson.

        • tertius_decimus

          Take care of yourself. Been there. Nothing good there, you already know it. When working hard in the gym, eat everything in huge portions, don’t starve.

          • Waynecro

            Thanks, man. I’m usually on point with my nutrition and stuff. It was just one of those days.

  • Guacamole Jim

    Good: Lunch
    Bad: GF found my butt article
    Ugly: My butt

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Good: the amount I work, seeing a Symphonic Celebration of Jerry Garcia tomorrow

    Bad: my social life, Old Navy

    Ugly: my love life

  • JWEG

    Bit late to the Toilet ov Grievances, because I don’t have any.

    Good:
    – Interviewed Wednesday at 10:30 for Senior Lab Instructor. I was calm and collected, and articulate. It went well.
    – Offered joerb at 12:30
    – Onboarding documents just received.

    Also: they weren’t able to sort out other possible (junior) Lab Instructors availability this term, so in addition to the 0.5FT that I get for being the Senior Lab Instructor and all the Curriculum Coordination that involves, this immediate term I also get roughly the other 0.5FT from teaching three Labs – though a bit of a lower pay grade for that half, for reasons i don’t quite understand yet.

    Bad: No

    Ugly: No

    METAL:
    https://dielikegentlemen.bandcamp.com/album/the-quickening-light

    • Hans Gruber

      Congratulations on the new job(s)! Not sure what FT means, so I’m assuming it stands for Fifty Thousand, i.e. you get $25k for each position. A month.

      • JWEG

        Sorry. I got so used to the shorthand I just dropped it in there. FT(E) is Full Time (Employee).

        0.5FT is the way many organizations refer to Half Time, because just ‘HT’ would be too easy I guess.

    • Lacertilian

      What sorta lab we talking here dude?

      • JWEG

        Computer Lab. Health Information Management / Information Technology software and systems.

        Sadly limited to whatever the latest Windows environment approved by University Systems is, though I may advocate for some labs to be instructed on Macs just for a change. And I’d like to move toward more open source and OS-independent (wholly online) tools over time…

        • Lacertilian

          If your lab doesn’t have bunsen burners, a fume hood, and dangerous chemicals, it ain’t my kinda lab.

          • JWEG

            Well, I could add those, but the Helpdesk might have them removed to be sure no student accidentally explodes one of the Computer Rooms.

          • more beer

            A meth lab!

        • Count_Breznak

          Well, I guess that sounds more sophisticated than just calling it “Excel”.

  • EsusMoose

    Good: After a week I got my shit at work working, program is my peon now. Going to see Pyyrhon and Plebian Grandstand tonight, and White Lung tomorrow. Bought a TV. Zeal and Ardor’s album, don’t know why I slept on it. Started going to a gym that does class stuff, good time, pain.
    Bad: Saw Suicide squad, it’s about as awful as you could imagine then worse. I have to wait a week plus for tv.
    Ugly: Millipede in the stall while I was on the toilet at work. Have no idea how it got that centrally located in a building like that but by god it did.

    • JWEG

      I knew Suicide Squad was in trouble the moment the promotional stuff from talk shows and entertainment ‘news’ programs began pointing out the presence of Will Smith as one of its strengths.

      Will Smith plays “Will Smith” in every film he’s in, without fail, and without more than a half-ass attempt at nuance. And more often than not it’s 20-something Fresh Prince Will Smith he’s still emulating, which is just extra sad. But he gets away with it over and over again because his team of Scientology Lawyer ‘friends’ most definitely have many casting directors in their pockets (or is the phrase the opposite? I forget)

      That said, if they produced a Harley Cut of the film that was nothing but Margot Robbie I might pay to see that. Though more likely still just Netflix it later…

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      PYRRHON AND PLEBEIAN

      I’m about to crush my dick with those bands in a pre-show warmup.

  • Edward/Breegrodamus™
  • JWEG

    Even if I were very close by, looking after a very elderly cat with dementia and cataracts* is just as much work as, and maybe more than, having a new kitten. But at least I can tell it’s appreciated.

    * I feel I should follow that with “no pun intended” (cataracts, see?) every time…

    • Abradolf Lincler

      poor kitty

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    If you will directly deliver this Very Good Cat to my door, I will take it.