Flush it Friday: We’re Getting Out of the City

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Greetings friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you’ve got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and click below to read more. Don’t delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away.

By the time you read this, I will be sneaking out the back door of my office and climbing into a Jeep full of dogs to get the fuck out of the city and spend the weekend lazing away at a friend’s lake house. Take care of each other. If someone falls, pick them up. Tip the waitstaff and don’t forget to have a good time.

 

Love you all,

Jonas Rutherford Thrashnkill Esq.

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  • EsusMoose

    Good: Got a job, gonna celebrate with wings and some hard root beer I got yesterday.
    Bad: Roommates I’ve lived with for most of college are leaving soon, also other roommate throwing a boring party tomorrow night so I gotta find something to do.
    Ugly: Not much, feeling quite good, hope your weekends will be good.

    • Not Your Father’s Root Beer?

      • EsusMoose

        Yeah, I remember you talking about it on the G+ talk the one time so I picked some up

        • It’s good and dangerous at 6%. Tastes exactly like root beer, enjoy!

          • more beer

            It is very sweet. 6% if you get a bottle I believe it is almost 9% on tap. I still like real beer better.

          • EsusMoose

            I don’t mind sweet, and still developing a taste for beer.

          • more beer

            It`s really sweet though. Like diabetes in a bottle>

          • Me: I don’t like root beer.
            Idiot: Yeah, but it tastes JUST LIKE REAL ROOT BEER.
            Me: I don’t like real root beer OR fake root beer.
            Idiot: Just try it, trust me. You’ll love it.
            Me: I don’t believe in love.
            Idiot: Haha, cool man, try it, serious, you’ll dig…

          • more beer

            Hahaha! You know there is always that one idiot. I`m not a huge root beer drinker but I took a couple of sips of this stuff because my friend told I should at least try it. Tasted like root beer not beer. Not my thing I will stick with my craft beers. Apparently females love it. The bar tender said they were getting all fucked up on this shit because they didn`t realize they were actually ingesting alcohol.

          • Girls. Silly creatures.

            My company just started distributing Not Your Grandfather’s Root Beer and we have been unable to keep enough of it in warehouse–it flies off the fucking shelves by the case. If this trend continues it might give Cider a run for its money.

            Personally I don’t drink soda and have no sweet tooth, so like you I’ll stick to my bitter, grouchy beers.

            Cheers!

          • more beer

            Cheers right back at you. Remember real men drink real beer!

          • EsusMoose

            A bar near where I live has a massive list of shots you can buy and all the <$5 ones are sugary hell shits, this stuff is much less diabeetus inducing

          • more beer

            Enjoy. I for one am going to grab an ipa.

          • EsusMoose

            Ipa’s are too hoppy or at least the ones I have had, hoppalicious is a bitter hell storm, but enjoy and have a good weekend

          • more beer

            Some are more hoppy than others. You just have to find what works for you. You also have a great weekend!

          • It’s a little too sweet for me. I’m sticking to my regular craft beer, just tried one night to see what all the hype was about.

          • more beer

            Same here. I like real beer!

  • Good: I’m blasting a lot of music.

    Nothing else, I just want to focus in the good.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_32k_kgCcw

  • Void Dweller
    • Bozamole Jim

      Those vocals!! This is cool shit.

      • Void Dweller

        Japan 1971.

        • Bozamole Jim

          Old as balls. I’mma have to get this.

    • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

      This album>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
      Missed the vinyl when I still had a record player but at least I have the CD.

    • Lacertilinger

      Similar notes in South Of Heaven @ 0:55, echoed by that wailing vocal part a bit later.

  • Sir Tapir The Based :]

    Good: Grave Pleasures released a new song (it be fire). Been on a black metal binge as
    well. Don’t really have any ugly or bad things. Life’s been good.
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SrzHPpjP1dk

  • Scrimm

    Good: The Defeated Sanity show was great, all the bands were solid, got myself a pretty decent haul.
    Bad: Some unexpected drama put a big damper on my ability to enjoy said show, not dealing with it very well now. Also another 7 days of work in a row.
    Ugly: My wallet and brain.

  • Good: Going to the beach with the fam for the weekend
    Bad: Driving back and forth in shitty NJ traffic to get to the beach
    Potentially Ugly: Driving back and forth in shitty NJ traffic to get to the beach with two screaming kids (hope they behave or sleep)

    • RustyShackleford

      My office building is right outside the road leading to the Holland Tunnel from Manhattan. Everyday when I get out it looks like the biggest goddamn shit show. I avoid driving through NJ (and NYC) as much as possible lol.

  • Bozamole Jim

    Good: It’s Friday, and it’s a long weekend here in Canadaland! This one should be a blast.

    Bad: My mouth still aches from getting my teeth out. It’s giving me pretty bad headaches, especially when I eat, and it’s making me crabby and mean.

    Ugly: I have been having the weirdest poops today. I’ll need to go, fire out a really short, abrasive round, then be done. Then, a couple hours later, same thing. Basically it’s like this:

    http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140625004458/animaljam/images/c/c5/Cannon_lg_clr.gif

    Happy Friday!

  • Howard Dean

    *flushes toilet*

    Not for any particular reason other than that I just dropped Bill Cosby off at the pool (aka brought the Browns to the Superbowl).

    STAAAAAAAANK

      • Howard Dean

        I would like to add that this wasn’t intended to be a racist joke (I’m familiar with the older –and decidedly racial–connotation of the joke that involves the “Cosby kids”).

        Bill Cosby is just a literal piece of shit, so this worked well.

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        *flush*

        • COSBYAH!!!

        • more beer

          Don`t know what the drink is but that is most certainly a Quaalude.

  • Cunt Cunt

    Bad: My mates are at Wacken and I am not.
    Good: Going to a Black Sabbath tribute gig tonight, pints will be consumed.
    Ugly: My head in the morning, the weather at Wacken.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      ^^^ How NOT to find the Toilet Ov Hell

      • Cunt Cunt

        it looks like a swimming pool of disease

    • pïgchop™

      go…deeper.

  • Tyree
  • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

    Bad: My big annual deadline is tomorrow, August 1st, so I’ve been working extra long hours to finish stuff.

    Good: Yesterday I sent off a draft final report to close out one research project. This morning I submitted one manuscript for publication consideration, and I’m just waiting on my co-author’s comments to submit a second one. I have made my deadline, and a little bit more ahead of time than usual.

    Ugly: The cockroach mean-mugging me while I was taking a work poop.

  • Tyree

    Christmas Vacation may be the greatest piece of cinema of all time. Just throwing that out there.

    http://i.giphy.com/ENK4hweKMJ2HS.gif

    • Scrimm

      I love it but can’t go that far.

      • Void Dweller

        Too scared?

        • Scrimm

          Nah just several films I like more.

          • Tyree

            Ok, yeah I may have gone a bit far with that. It’s definitely a classic, and one that I’ll never get tired of watching…Ever!

          • Scrimm
          • Tyree

            HAHAHAHA! “And why is the carpet all wet… TODD?” “I don’t KNOOOOWWW MARGO!”.

          • Scrimm

            HAHAHA! Going to have to dig through my boxes of movies now.

          • Tyree

            Always a good time duder. I may do the same.

    • Void Dweller

      Backed.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Incorrect. The answer you are looking for is Big Trouble in Little China.

    • I like Vegas Vacation because Audrey.

  • RustyShackleford

    Forgot how awesome that video is! Legit had nothing to do at the office today, can’t wait to get the fuck out of here and get some BEER! Yep!

    • Celtic Frosty

      I haven’t done any work today. My boss just told me I could leave an hour early. GOOD THING I SAT HERE ALL FUCKING DAY!

      • RustyShackleford

        Lucky bastard! I’m trying to get out asap. I’m the intern so they (for some reason) hate letting me go early even though they hardly ever give me anything to fucking do lol. Whatevs I’m jamming Red Fang so in my mind I’m gone already.

        • Celtic Frosty

          My job is set up so that I don’t really have much to do the last week of the month. On Monday I’ll be slammed.

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    Good: Overall things have been going pretty smooth. With the exception of absolutely nothing happening all week.

    Bad: Lost my glasses ’bout a week ago, eyesight’s a bit poor right now. Second alcohol-free week. Not that that’s a bad thing per se, I just wanna get wasted as fharc.

    Ugly: Well nothing really. Although many things might be and I wouldn’t notice because I CAN*T FHARCIN’ SEE

    • Lacertilinger

      Fharc was wasted, can verify.
      Week’s bottle of rum gone in one sitting. I’m an idiot.

  • Bad: working in 90 degree weather in a fucking suit.
    Good: Discovered Teitanblood
    Ugly: currently not playing rocket league because work

    • Celtic Frosty

      Teitanblood>>>>>>>

      Though their last album is over 70 minutes long and that’s a fucking endurance test with those guys.

      • Howard Dean
        • Celtic Frosty

          No it’s a really good album! It was on my list as well. I just have a hard time sitting through the whole thing unless I’m really in the mood to get flattened.

          • Howard Dean

            Totally. Album is a monster. A painful experience, like naturally birthing a 15 pound spawn of Satan. Out one’s ass.

          • CT-12

            dat buildup killed me hahaha

      • I listened to it last night and loved every second of it. Didn’t feel like I was enduring anything honestly.

        • Celtic Frosty

          Fair enough. I haven’t listened to it in a while so I might not feel that way anymore. I’m just glad you discovered them.

  • Kevin Nash & Friends

    Good: my NHL 14 skills.

    • what system?

      • Kevin Nash & Friends

        Xbox 360.

        • dang, don’t have that. or NHL14. but if i did i’d challenge you.

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            I’d watch you get rekt

    • RustyShackleford

      Nope. I’m the king of that game SORRY YOU LOSE

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yX_1gJ_51M

      • Sir Tapir The Based :]

        #SayNoNoToFamilyGuy

        • RustyShackleford

          You only say that cause it’s a donkey and not a tapir.

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            Avocado man proposed a Family Guy free Toilet. I support him fully.

          • RustyShackleford
          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            Nah, torture him with more FG stuff. His tears and lamentations give me strength!

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            Just because you can’t get that or any Youtube videos over there doesn’t mean you have to ruin everyone’s good time!

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            No one likes Family Guy! It’s not funny!

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            I thought it was funny when I was a teenager. Then it became remarkably unfunny, and I haven’t watched it in years.

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            You’re the first I’ve ever heard say that. Saw this the other day and meant to slide it on over to you.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0ejI2NHDAM

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            Gonna check that out later. It can’t be about me tho.

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            Well, you’re not French, so there’s that.

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            I’ve been to Paris once.

          • Bozamole Jim

            I stand by the proposal. #SayNoNoToFamilyGuy

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            #SayNoToGuacsButtcheeks

        • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

          #ExtremeDownvotes4Tapir

          http://i.imgur.com/MHfvB.gif

    • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart
    • KJM

      I still have 5 more shows I need to buy tix for.

  • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

    Austin is a city?

    • Celtic Frosty

      Yes…

    • Sir Tapir The Based :]

      It’s a girl’s name.

  • Bad: The humidity is killing me here. I feel as if my melting.
    Good/Bad/I Don’t Know How To Feel: I’ll be moving to live on my own for the first time in 10 days. I have no doubt that I’ll enjoy it but I’ll miss my parents (and dogs) and I’m nervous about it.
    Ugly: The pimple I popped this morning.

    • CT-12

      You always got your bros on here bud! Keep your chin up man, embrace the freedom!

  • Celtic Frosty

    Good: the new Veilburner album. Holy shit!
    Bad: My gas right now
    Ugly: My foul mood from hell that lasted all morning and into the afternoon.

  • DCLXVI

    Going in reverse

    UGLY: Helping my 60 year old father who has a pile of degrees find a decent paying new job in a local job market that has not many white collar jobs.

    BAD: IPA on a hot day like today

    GOOD: I bought a bunch of extra Toilet t-shirts, to black market to any of you nerds who missed the deadline this week.

    • Black marketing shirts? That’s venezuelan style, baby. You’re learning fast.

      I will start to buy the few beer boxes left in Maracaibo to black market all the stupid alcoholics here.

      • DCLXVI

        Get that grip link

    • You should price-gouge the shit out of anyone who buys one: Poser Tax.

      Also, IPA on any day is a righteous thing.

      • DCLXVI

        Hahaha Poser Tax/10

      • Vladimir Poutine

        This person speaks truth. IPA is the light and the truth and the way.

      • more beer

        Up vote for IPA!

    • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

      Is he overqualified? I’m sorry to hear he’s having trouble.

      • DCLXVI

        Yahtzee. The business around here see old dude with Ed D, and think high salary libtard. But he has pension from working for state for 38 yrs so he doesn’t even need a high paying job. Just something to do reallly.

    • more beer

      Ipa is never bad. No matter the weather!

    • Lacertilinger

      SCALPER!

      • more beer

        Capitalist!

  • Monkey D. Luffy, Pirate King

    Good: One Piece, holiday to Lanzarote in a week.
    Bad: The fact that its been raining for most of the week in my part of the nation has meant that I’ve had to delay my promise to clean my Grandparents car, and I’ve been busy today, the one day where it has been sunny, so feel shitty bout that, hopefully I can get it done tomorrow.
    Ugly: My presence

    • Read this before you visit Lanzarote:

      • Monkey D. Luffy, Pirate King

        I would, but I already have a lot to read for English.

    • Cunt Cunt

      Lanzarote is fucking awesome, hot as hell and cheap as chips. Pints for as little as 1.50

      • Monkey D. Luffy, Pirate King

        It is a really nice place, me and my family go often.

  • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

    Good: Overall, pretty chill week as usual. Some tasty new jams as well. Might watch Bring Me The Head Of The Machine Gun Woman a little later.
    Bad: There was a shooting two doors down from me (guy only got hit in the leg, nothing major) a couple of minutes after I came back in from having a cig out on my porch. Eep!
    Ugly: Whoever this is.

    http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/bouncing-boobs-gifs-67.gif

    • i’d like to pull a george lynch and tell you that’s inappropriate but: oh my.

      • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

        Definitely having to research who that is (on the top bunk).

        • google reverse images is your friend. (yes it works, i tried it)

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            What’s that and how do I do it?

          • https://images.google.com/
            click the camera “search by image”
            page URL or upload image!

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            Will do! Thanks! *gets oiled up, grabs some tube socks and hits the top bunk to research this matter*

          • my detective skills have saved the day for the second time since the beginning of time!

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            BTW, got the review written up.

          • i jammed your rec at the gym tonight. i’ve got most of it mentally-stored. what’s the procedure for this rekkid swap?

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            Dunno. Probably wanna ask Dubslinger or one of the other main guys about that one since Joe’s out of ton.

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart
          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            And she’s from Venezuela to boot!

          • probably @linkleonhart:disqus’s twin sister…

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            *looking up tickets for a nonstop trip*

      • more beer

        How could any man find that inappropriate?

    • more beer

      Once again is her name important? I approve and find this very appropriate.

      • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

        Of course her name is important, for research purposes. And from that search I found that she has tons of nude pics. 😀

  • Tyree

    Good: Ran 15 miles total, 5 days in a row.

    Bad: Hungover today. Been keeping it to a 2 beer limit during the week nights but one of our employees had a farewell party at the bar after work which meant trouble for me.

    Ugly: Hangover poops.

    • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

      Great work on the running, dude! I’m proud of you.

      • Tyree

        Thanks man. Feels good to be healthy.

    • EsusMoose

      Running is good and I’ve meant to start doing it regularly but I can’t do it for that far so I’ve avoided it

      • Maybe try it at a health club on a treadmill so you don’t have to brave the heat?

        • EsusMoose

          It’s not the heat, I have a hard time losing myself while running so I focus on the aches too much. I find music only helps a little and the health club through my university is filled during all decent hours

          • Try walking for a few weeks first? Idk I’m just trying to help

          • EsusMoose

            The problem is I’m decently fit I can go for 2.5 miles if I focus but that’s the hump I have trouble getting over. It’s fine, I think I just need to get used to regular workouts as I am more used to working my body while doing activities like martial arts, so long endurance things aren’t my forte

          • CT-12

            I always go running with a buddy usually. It really helps take your mind off of the exercise itself to have someone to talk to, and it also helps you to avoid giving up when you know the other person is invested in the run as well.

          • EsusMoose

            I’ll give it shot, my roommate was a cross country runner and still runs a fair bit so he’d have to put up with my lagging ass

      • don’t listen to jack. get a reel mower and cut your grass every day at 3PM.

        • EsusMoose

          I don’t mow the little bit of lawn my apartment building has

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            Start selling lawnmowing services to people.

          • EsusMoose

            I think you’re onto something, selling tapirs to move peoples’ lawn mowers-GENIUS!

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            Slavery, eh? The tapir proletariat shall revolt!

        • more beer

          Reel mowers work the best!

    • CT-12

      Nice on the running man! I’ve had to avoid exercise for a bit since I had my wisdom teeth removed recently and the doctor told me to lay low for the time being. I’m ancy to get back out there though.

    • KJM

      My ankles are fucked so I have to do stuff like bicycling, stepping, and brisk walking to get my cardio.

  • J.R.™

    The Good: Snagged me a sweet ACT prep job (took the course myself. Result: free college. Definitely a believer in the method) and business should start picking up here now that High Schools are starting in 3 days. Win10 working beautifully. FINISHED SUMMER CLASSES YAY
    The Bad-ish: Six Flags gave me this horrible pustule filled nasty oozy back rash. Antibiotics for 3 weeks yay.
    The Ugly: I have an 88.9 as it stands in MAE311-Principles of Measurement and Instrumentation. 1.1 more points cmon other few things Professor hasn’t graded yet lets go lets go get me where I need to be aaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuugggggghhhhh and my passing of dynamics depends on this final and she hasn’t graded it yet. I need 3 points for a 70 I hated that class so much. School is ugly.

  • JW(E)G

    Today marks the last day of my term teaching Labs. I have a month off which isn’t really a month ‘off’ because most of it will be spent preparing for next term, scrambling to get more thesis work done while I can, and at least some time spent presumably starting up the elusive MITACS project I was supposed to be given the directions for in June.

    THE GOOD:

    – Got a few more Vincent Price films on BR from Amazon (first of the bunch from Kino-Lorber out in this last third of the year)

    – Received one of my various indie-comic Kickstarter rewards via email
    – Ordered my TovH shirt

    – Got a new BOSE portable Bluetooth speaker

    – Have no plans or immediate responsibilities for this weekend so I’m going to make use of the above new toy by exploring a lot of new Metal on Bandcamp.

    – Speaking of which, I found this bit of retro-doom from the Birthplace of Metal as We Know It: http://kroh.bandcamp.com/

    – It’s technically a 3-day weekend: http://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/canada/british-columbia-day

    THE BAD: It’s not a 4-day weekend. Seriously, that’s all I can think of. It’s just too nice out, and the mention of getting out into (comparable) wilderness has me thinking I should do the same this weekend. I suppose if there’s anything really ‘bad’ about the weather it’s that there has been no rain at all (once for a day in a span of almost a month). But that’s not really bad for me. It’s bad for lawns. And smokers, who keep starting forest fires.

    THE UGLY: Every now and then THOR (my cat)’s weepy eye condition starts acting up. When it does he has to be avoided, as his response to having people around is to rub his eye off on their trousers. Or if they’re wearing shorts: bare legs. And given the above mention of the weather, you can imagine what that means…

    • hope Thor is doing all right, eye issue aside. he’s such a lil’ sweetie-pants

    • CT-12

      Sorry to hear about your cat. Also, that Kroh is pretty sick.

    • JW(E)G

      It seems I committed too soon to having no BAD news…

      My inner child is currently having a small tantrum over the news that Rowdy Roddy Piper passed. He’s the single reason I got into wrestling as a wee lad (long before I realized wrestlers actually played characters, so I was a fan even without knowing he was Canadian); and the primary reason I lost interest after the 80’s with brief fits and bursts coinciding with his returns to the WWF/E.

      I’m still hoping the news is wrong. If not I’m doubly glad I got two copies of ‘the Chair’ so I can wear one out in a repeat-view tribute of sorts. Apparently it’s not his very last horror film (let alone film in general), but it’s close enough.

      Tonight all other films have been set aside in favour of They Live.

      • KJM

        I’m about to watch They Live as well.

  • Maik Bozinton™
    • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

      Wearing lingerie?

      • Maik Bozinton™

        Tired.

  • KJM

    Good: Orange amps, spending time on the stepper is doing me good.Friend coming over soon, commence to blazing
    Bad: Feeling bad about not being able to do more for people in my life who aren’t doing so well. I don’t do guilt but I do sad.
    Ugly: Tapir weiners
    Not ugly: my baby girl, Luna

    • Sir Tapir The Based :]

      :[
      That’s a cute cat tho.

      • KJM

        She loves to play, a lot.

        • more beer

          Cats are so easy as pets. Feed them and give them a place to shit and they are set. Mine loves to play too. But only on his terms. Mostly he wants to be outside hunting and fighting his arch enemy aka the cat across the street. He’s a cool little bastard. I’d take a picture but he’s outside.

          • KJM

            I keep mine indoors, way too many cars. There are also some coyotes during the late night and very early morning.

          • more beer

            Mine wouldn`t stand for that. I live on a pretty quite block so outside is okay. I`ve seen foxes in my neighborhood but no coytes.

          • KJM

            Luna’s cool with it. She doesn’t try to get outside at all. Being a rescue cat may have something to do with it.

          • more beer

            I got mine in the really ugly divorce of a couple of my friends. Spaceman was just being a cat. He didn`t cheat on anyone. So I gave him a good home.

    • hail cat people m/

      • KJM

        She likes sleeping on the gig bag.

    • CT-12

      That cat is cute as fuck and that belly needs a jigglin’ (though I’d probably get a swat for that). Also, do you play music/are you in a band KJM? (if you are, link me to a bandcamp or something)

      • KJM

        Nah, I’ve only been playing since March 2014. I’m a total novice.

        It really depends what mood she’s in. If she wants to play, look out!

        • CT-12

          Well props to you for giving guitar a try! Let me know if you ever need drum tracks for something, I know I’d dig whatever you’re playing.

          • KJM

            Maybe in a couple years I’ll give collaboration a try.

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            I’m ready to give it a dank/10

          • KJM

            I still need a few pieces of gear.

          • CT-12

            Hell yeah!

        • more beer

          It`s all good being a novice you gotta start somewhere. A little story for you. A certain death metal florist who anal cunt spoke of. Is a friend of mine. He always used to tell me I don`t know what the fuck I`m doing Musically. None of that mattered his band got signed originally by relapse has put out a bunch of albums and toured pretty extensively. All I`m saying is you never know.

          • KJM

            I’m perfectly happy just making noise and learning as I go. It’s a fun hobby, especially now that I have this amp. It sounds so good.

          • more beer

            I figured that was you reason. But stranger things have happened. We all need a hobby. Once I have a little more time on my hands. I`m gonna start growing again. Also I have a pretty cool metal girl who wants me and her to try our hands at home brewing. Both hobbies right up my alley.

    • Lacertilinger

      Luna is a nice name

      • KJM

        My mother insisted she be named for the late Luna Vachon, women’s wrestler.

  • KJM
    • Kevin Nash & Friends

      I own 4 Foghat albums on vinyl.

      • KJM

        Not me.

        • Kevin Nash & Friends

          I enjoy the live one. Their studio stuff just can’t keep my interest. I also have two CDs of theirs that I got for free.

          • KJM

            Good price anyway.

  • KJM

    Roddy Piper passed away… : (

    • CT-12

      WHAT?! That sucks

      • KJM

        The story just broke, “natural” causes.

        • CT-12

          Don’t tell me he got in another fight with Keith David! (sorry if that was offensive, I just had to post it). R.I.P. Piper, you crazy fucker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSz9Vhd1s_s

          • KJM

            Not at all, it’s a fitting tribute in fact. One of the greatest fight scenes of all time!

    • CyberneticOrganism

      No! *puts on the glasses*

  • Waynecro

    Good: I’m going the blast the new A Loathing Requiem when I
    lift tonight and then eat all the cookies and brownies.
    Bad: Used insulin syringes are a pain in the ass to dispose
    of legally. You have to buy $7.00+ plastic biohazard containers and take them to
    a sanctioned drop-off location. I haven’t had a chance to find and go to a
    drop-off location since I moved across the state. At present, I have more used
    needles than an alleyway in San Francisco’s Tenderloin neighborhood.
    Ugly: One of the supplements I’m taking (I suspect the alpha
    lipoic acid) makes my piss smell terrible. It’s like someone lit a sesame-oil
    fire in the toilet bowl and tried to extinguish it with skunk-beer piss and
    radish burps.

    • Cute doggeh.

      • Waynecro

        Thanks! His name is Hegel. He likes chicken, pork rinds, and death metal with a lot of low end. He spends his free time chewing tiny incisions into all of his toys so he can pull their stuffing and squeakers out.

        • He sounds pretentious.

          • Waynecro

            He’s actually pretty awesome. I never got a pretentious vibe from him. Of course, I never know what he’s saying about me behind my back.

    • know anyone who works in a hospital? have him/her dispose them

      • Waynecro

        I wish! I’ve been trying to get a decent scalpel for years. Back in the day, I was in a band with a couple of guys who worked late-night security at a hospital. We totally never hung out in the morgue.

        • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

          My god that’d be totally metal!

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6GD83p7Vbg

          • Waynecro

            It was pretty metal. As was cruising around the hospital campus in a golf cart in the middle of the night. It was a sad day when those guys got fired. Dude, County Medical Examiners kicks ass!

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            I thought about buying their first CD way back when, but that whole CD that smells like an actual corpse thing wouldn’t have bowled over with guests/one night stands.

          • Waynecro

            “C’mon, baby, it’s not a real corpse or anything weird. It’s just a CD that smells like a corpse. No, that’s not creepy; it’s a theme. Don’t act like you’re too precious to get busy with a guy who likes a little corpse stank in his record collection.”

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            As she steps outside to call the feds.

          • Waynecro

            Then you’d get to play with law enforcement’s cadaver dogs!

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            And she could stare at my rigor mortis boner as I’m turned into human tartare.

          • Waynecro

            That would make a pretty good song lyric.

    • more beer

      Most cities have needle exchange programs that are free to junkies. Tell them you`re a junkie they will exchange them and give you new fresh ones for free.

      • Waynecro

        Thanks for the tip, dude. Maybe I should just post an ad on Craigslist: “Free box of slightly used but clean syringes. They’re insulin syringes, so the tiny needles might not reach your vein. Have fun trying!”

        • more beer

          No problem I figure if they can take care of people who are fucked up of their own doing. They should help those with actual medical needs.

          • Waynecro

            Full disclosure: I drank too much for several years, which eventually caused extreme pancreatitis. That’s how I got the diabetes. So, yeah, it’s basically another case of someone fucked up by his own doing. To be fair, I had no idea what a pancreas was at the time (despite my listening to tons of gore-metal bands that basically scream anatomy lessons at you).

          • more beer

            We all fuck ourselves up. It`s human nature. I am truly amazed that I`m not all fucked up at this point in my life. I`ve lived a crazy metal lifestyle for a long time. As far as I know I`m the oldest one on the toilet. I`m actually afraid to change my lifestyle because I think that will shock my system more than anything else and fuck me up. You live and learn.. I have a friend who had a liver transplant last November. I was going to shows with him again 2 months later. He doesn`t drink anymore. But at least he is still here. All you can do is take care of yourself now.

          • Waynecro

            Congrats on surviving this long, dude. It sucks when your partying window closes early. I had just turned 24 when my guts gave out. It’s been nearly ten years, and I’m now in the best shape of my life (except for the diabetes and frail-ass pancreas). I wish I hadn’t fucked myself up so severely, but, goddamn, I had fun while it lasted.

          • more beer

            Thanks. My buddy who had the transplant. Is about 5 years older than you. He lived hard though. He played in he AHL and was in a pretty well know band. So he just partied non stop for years. Me on the other hand I`ve always had physically demanding jobs so I think that has kept me in shape. The main thing is you only get one chance at life so it needs to be fun. From your tenderloin reference I take it you are some where in the bay area?

          • Waynecro

            I was in a bunch of bands (none of which were well known or any good), and I just drank an ungodly amount of whiskey. I miss it sometimes, but I like the boring, clean and sober life I have now. I was in the Bay Area for seven or eight years. I just moved back down south, though.

          • more beer

            I`ve always liked whiskey but am more of a beer drinker. I most certainly don`t drink now like I did in my 20`s. I don`t bounce back as quickly nor do I have the time since I`m always busy working. I`m gonna be in the bay area in October for California Death Fest in Oakland. Plus my brother lives in Concord and I will get to hang out with him for a few days also.

          • Waynecro

            Nice, dude. That’s going to be a good show. Always cool to see your bro. Mine still lives in the Bay Area.

          • more beer

            Yea I`m really looking forward to that show. I have a 3 day pass, plus some old friends are playing Sunday. It should be a lot of fun. Plus my brother can`t go wrong on this trip.

  • Kevin Nash & Friends

    RIP Roddy Piper. Today is a dark day in wrestling.

    • KJM

      It really is. This just came out of nowhere.

      • Kevin Nash & Friends

        I’m not even going to make an RKO joke because it’s just too sad

      • more beer

        Fuuuuuuuuuuck. Not huge wrestling fan but always loved him!

        • KJM

          He’s a pop culture legend.

          • more beer

            Yes he is the world is shitty place with his passing!

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart
          • KJM

            I’ll choose to be happy about that at least. Go Fish!

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            Abe Vigota and Keith Richards will be burying the cockroaches after the world ends.

          • KJM

            Kinda hope Lemmy will be there too.

          • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart

            Not looking like it. I give him another year tops, sadly.

          • KJM

            : (

    • more beer

      It`s a terrible day indeed!

  • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart
    • more beer

      Fucking horrible!

  • CT-12

    It’s late (for this crowd), but here’s mine

    Good: It’s finally the weekend and my mouth is healing up. I’m gonna try and do some more fun, physical stuff this weekend since I’ve been taking it easy this past 2 weeks. Maybe go for a run, for sure go swimming.

    Bad: My new MP3 player kinda blows (battery basically has to be charged every day). Also have to go see relatives tomorrow who I don’t really care to see (I know the feeling’s mutual), but I’m basically sort of forced into it. The traffic getting there is going to be brutal since it’s Seafair tomorrow. Fucking Christ.

    Ugly: That new Veilburner and Barshasketh (in good ways, of course)

    • Sir Tapir The Based :]

      Are you gonna do some fun stuff with your mouth? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • get a Zune HD.

      • CT-12

        I would, but I don’t like how you have to install Zune’s software and then convert ALL of my music to Zune format. I’ve been using Sony MP3 players for years, but they discontinued an old line that is extremely superior to the garbage model they’re using for the current day. Stuck with Sansa now (which wouldn’t be an issue, I love everything else about it, but that battery power is terrible).

        • understandable. but unlike apple, you don’t have to convert all your music. just tell the Zune software where your MP3s are located and it makes an index for them all. my Zune HD requires a charge once a week and the user interface is infallible. i use linux so i had to create a virtualbox and all i have installed is WinXP with Zune software.

  • Kevin Nash & Friends

    This is the weirdest idea I have ever seen from a scene band. I See Stars is releasing an acoustic album and compared to their other work it’s awesome. They usually aren’t that good but I enjoy this greatly,

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=62&v=B-gGHg4r5pE

    • you can’t be the same person who posted this and the almighty orchestra of light’s masterpiece “time” in the same day…

      • Kevin Nash & Friends

        I love Time. It’s one of my favorite albums. It was just a weird thing I read about and listened to. I enjoy Time much more but this song was surprisingly good.

      • Sir Tapir The Based :]

        Ye he can. Both are shit.

    • A Dark & Curious Sausagefart
  • CT-12

    If anybody is still on here, and if you dig Prong, check out this song that just dropped from Tommy Victor’s new project, Primitive Race. I’ssa catchy. http://music.mxdwn.com/2015/07/31/news/mxdwn-premiere-primitive-race-release-new-song-acceptance-of-reality/

  • KJM

    #TheyLive

  • KJM

    #TheyLive

  • KJM

    #TheyLive

  • KJM

    #Bubblegum, or lack thereof

  • KJM

    Best. fight scene. ever. #TheyLive

  • pïgchop™
  • pïgchop™

    I wonder if Stephen King has fans like this one?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqz5UmvOi9g