Flush it Friday: We’re Getting Out of the City

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Greetings friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you’ve got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and click below to read more. Don’t delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away.

By the time you read this, I will be sneaking out the back door of my office and climbing into a Jeep full of dogs to get the fuck out of the city and spend the weekend lazing away at a friend’s lake house. Take care of each other. If someone falls, pick them up. Tip the waitstaff and don’t forget to have a good time.

 

Love you all,

Jonas Rutherford Thrashnkill Esq.

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