Flush It Friday: Unwindulax

The weekend is here. Prepare to unwindulax.

It’s Friday and I’m fuckin’ outta here.

Thank you for your continued support of this e-toilet. We’ll see you tomorrow.

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Published on: September 16, 2016

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  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    So glad it’s Friday. Getting beer after work, so I can finally enter the void. Only death is real.

    • Mother Shabubu is fucking dead

      Also: sasquatch is real. Keepers of the void.

    • Ayreonaut

      What is this work you speak of

  • Scrimm

    Fuck today. I feel like killing everyone

  • Joaquin Stick

    Good: Fillin’ up mah growler in a few minutes on the way home. Always a good day when your growler’s full.
    Bad: It has been the longest work day in human existence for some reason.
    Ugly: The monsters in DS3. Gotta go kill a goddamn tree when I get home.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Growler fills>>>>>>>>>>>

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      What beer will your growler be filled with?

      • IRRELEVANT. DOES NOT MATTER.

        • It does if Ballas Point is on the line.

      • Joaquin Stick

        Not sure yet. The tiny local brewery down the street mixes up what they have quite often. Hopefully something new!

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          Cool man! I’m interested, so uh let me kow what you get please

          • Joaquin Stick

            Ended up filling up with their Octoberfest as a compromise between mine and my fiancée’s tastes. Sampled something called a Unicorn Farm IPA that was decent though. Only a hint of citrus that doesn’t kill the bitterness I enjoy.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Solid. I picked up an Oktoberfest bomber for the weekend.

            Unicorn Farm you say?
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LcxFPlja98

          • Joaquin Stick

            Oh cool. Might have to ask the brew master about this

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Please relay any info you receive

    • Tampaxon, Flusher Of Gods
  • Good: Finally got a date set next week to see this GI specialist from Pittsburg that I’ve been relentlessly working on getting a date set with for the past month. I also got a date set on Monday to see a naturopathic doctor in Harrisburg. Hopefully this pays off.

    Bad: My dumb insurance doesn’t cover any of this.

    Ugly: Bye bye money.

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      Fucking lame dude.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      I hope it pays off too man. Sorry t hear about your insurance BS

    • tigeraid

      This is where I would normally tell people to never go to witchdoctor bullshit like a naturopathic “doctor.” But given your unfortunate circumstances, I can’t say I blame you for trying weird shit.

      • Yeah, not sure how I feel about it. It wasn’t my choice. My mother believes in all of that shit, so I let her talk me into trying it.

        • Scrimm

          I think almost anything is worth a shot at this point

        • Tampaxon, Flusher Of Gods

          Hopefully it all works out for you.

      • Jack Rabbit

        No problem in trying that naturopathic stuff as long as you don’t put all your eggs in that basket and just give up on normal medicine and treatment like some people do

      • Tampaxon, Flusher Of Gods

        I dunno, one of my friends had a really bad ear infection that the regular doctors ripped him off on with no results. He ended up going over to Chinatown and going with a doctor who did Asian medicine, and it went away for good after three weeks.

        • tigeraid

          Yeah I know, there’s always the odd success story in between the bullshit. Thing with “Ancient Chinese Medicine” in particular though is, a lot of their remedies are the SAME as modern medicine, just in raw form. An herb they use in a big quantity, gets concentrated into a pill and sold in modern medicine. But there’s still alllllllll sorts of bullshit stuck in between.

          I’d still take “Chinese medicine” over most other witch doctory shit though.

          • Tampaxon, Flusher Of Gods

            On the other hand too, there is some really really weird shit in Chinese medicine at times. Like the whole bear bile treatments for impotence, and same with rhino horns. A lot of endangered animals have been butchered en mass for something that has been disproven over and over again over there. China banned the whole bear bile thing, but haven’t done jack shit to enforce it.

    • Abradolf Lincler

      not surprised the insurance doesnt pay for a naturopathi doctor, thats like going to see a psychologist, surprised about the other tho

      • Well, it’s becouse it’s an outside source. I’m working with my doctor to get him to refer this GI guy to my insurance so that they can cover it.

      • My theory is that it is something that will likely help him so he can avoid a regular regimen of pills or surgery. Big Pharma hates healthy people, they are bad for business.

    • Health Insurance blows, my wife has to have minor surgery in a couple weeks and it’s going to cost $1k. What is the money that comes out of my paycheck for? Scumbags – rant over.

      • Howard Dean

        It pays for the person who doesn’t have health insurance but goes to the emergency room 14 times a year with”ailments.” Due to their oath, doctors can’t turn these people away and must see them and give them treatment. The insured pay for it with their premiums, HSAs, and high deductibles. Feelsbadman.jpg

        • Yup everyone with insurance gets to pay for everyone else’s fuck ups.

      • Tampaxon, Flusher Of Gods

        Kinda cheap, actually. I got hit with a $1900 bill just for coming in with kidney stones and spending 99% of that time in the waiting room I had no idea what was going on other than feeling like I had a pitchfork in my kidneys, and if I knew what I knew now, I would’ve just let it pass.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      I hope the specialist’s name is Joe. GI Joe.

    • sweetooth0

      Man I hope they can get something figured out for you!!!

    • Careful with the homeopathic remedies, Tyree. Most of those guys are scammers and scammers who believe their own shit.

  • PSA: Still got a spot open for tomorrow. Send you me your best 7-string riff at toiletovhell@gmail.com. A fabulous prize awaits the winner.

    • Joaquin Stick

      I don’t know how to count to 7. How am I supposed to know how many strings there be?

    • Mother Shabubu is fucking dead

      I don’t like the way the number 7 looks, so I can’t participate.

      http://67.media.tumblr.com/820aa3604f23be47192fa41f32eca71c/tumblr_nr6qpoSW3b1rm4mpho1_500.png

    • Abradolf Lincler

      does this bode well?

      • It’s the first week so I’m not exactly worried. I’d way rather deal with two good submissions than a page full of crap.

        • Abradolf Lincler

          uhhhhh this is the toilet ov hell, you dont want to deal with crap

    • tigeraid

      I fear your new-and-improved riff competition is way too high-brow for our crowd. I don’t even know how to tell what’s “7 string.”

      • Lacertilian

        I fear you’ll cowards don’t even riff.

    • Think I found a contender that is not djent or deathcore, need to find a live vid to confirm.

    • Dave Vincent’s Perm

      Does it count if it’s on a 6-string tuned to B or lower?

      • Lacertilian

        Is the 6-string guitar a 7-string guitar?

        • Dave Vincent’s Perm

          Nah, but B standard on a 6 string is pretty much the same as the standard tuning for a 7 string.

          • Lacertilian

            Yes, a B note is still a B note.
            The number of strings though, are there 7?

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            Alright then, I’ll play the intro riff to Blasphemous Attack on a 6 string tuned to drop A then on a 7 string tuned the same and get back to you on whether the riff is different.

          • Lacertilian

            The difference will be that one could be a contender for this week and the other would be deleted.

        • Is that like a 6-string guitar but with an extra 7th string?

      • I think the original artist has to have performed it on a 7-stringer

        • Dave Vincent’s Perm

          Eh fair enough, I eagerly await ‘riff played through JCM 800 ov the week”

          • Shit yes. Me too!

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            I said it in jest but now it sounds pretty fucking cool

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            HM-2 Riff or Raff

    • Tampaxon, Flusher Of Gods

      I’d be up for it if it didn’t involve writing an entire essay for it.

  • Mother Shabubu is fucking dead

    Good: One more week until that new Oathbreaker album. Had a bunch of cool dreams last night. First hockey game in a month went well. Am in a decent mood today.

    Bad: Aside from the job search, and a prima donna coworker, not too much has been bad.

    Ugly: Having trouble getting out of bed lately. I don’t know why, but I feel extra tired lately.

    • Eliza

      I always have trouble getting out of bed, even when I don’t have to wake up early.

  • Good: Gonna see Devin Towsend, BTBM, and Fallujah next Wenesday!

    You all have a great weekend!

    GL

    • Joaquin Stick

      I just listened to Colors again on a whim. Not disappointed. Enjoy the show!

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Have a good one GL!

    • If Devin plays “Lucky Animals”, make sure you do the jazz hands.

  • Good: There will be beer
    Bad: There will be waking up at the butt crack of dawn tomorrow to do Daddy daycare
    Ugly: There will be much pain in the morning if I drink too much beer and forget to drink water before going to bed at 3AM.

    • Joaquin Stick

      Hot tip: put a giant full glass of water on your headboard, so when you go to bed in the middle of the night, you probably wont see the glass, it will fall on your face, then you will be reminded to drink some water!

    • TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS “BEER” YOU SPEAKETH OF

      • All I know is that it will be beer of at least 6% ABV. Things will be come clear once I hit up the liquor store on my way home from job.

  • Eliza

    Good: I have successfully survived the week of school. I even socialised a little bit, though I must’ve been really awkward.
    Bad: School started.
    Ugly: See what’s mentioned above.

    • Abradolf Lincler

      are you in university now?

      • Eliza

        No.

        • Abradolf Lincler

          oh :/ i thot i remembered you talking about it at some point

          • Eliza

            High school, but the workload is the same.

          • Count_Breznak

            Not even close.

          • Eliza

            You haven’t studied at my high school.

          • Count_Breznak

            You haven’t been to a university. For example, pretty much everything you’ve learned about math so far ? That gets you through the first two lectures in the first semester.

          • Eliza

            High school here is a little bit like university, in that there are different classes that each specialise in something different. That means you do more subjects that than other depending on what you chose, as opposed to middle school where you do a little bit of everything. For example, I’m in a “philology” class, so I study more literature, foreign languages including Latin, and history that someone who is in a science or maths based class.

          • Count_Breznak

            Same here, I had maths and physics “Leistungskurse” (also got my Latinum). It’s still nothing compared to university.
            The school system here is different anyway, no middle or highschools, you enter on of three possible branches after elementary, depending on your grades. To be allowed to enter a university you have to get the highest one, meaning 9 years of “Gymnasium” (has nothing to do with sports), or spend additional time in school to upgrade your “lower” degrees, once you got them.

          • Tampaxon, Flusher Of Gods
          • Eliza

            A cool song by the Ramones from New York.

          • Vault Dweller

            I actually had to do more HW in high school than college, for the most part… or at least the first few years of Uni.

            The last year of Uni I seemed to take all of my required high-workload courses tho, so that sucked.

          • Tampaxon, Flusher Of Gods

            Me and my best friend used to hang out pretty much everyday when he was in HS. Once he got started at the University Of Chicago, though, 4-5 hours of homework a night kinda killed that pretty quick.

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      Meeting people is horrible.

      • Eliza

        Especially loud obnoxious people that constantly talk about stupid shit.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Socializing isn’t all bad.

      • Eliza

        If you find someone that seems to share interests, you can have an ok conversation. I have some trouble finding the right words and I’m always afraid of embarrassing myself, so I don’t do that talking to people who aren’t my family quite often. Except on the Internet.

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          Yes, that is always difficult. I like to talk music just about 24/7 and its hard to find someone to do that with. I’m forced into conversations at work, but I can usually sway it a little my way. Haha

      • tertius_decimus

        Yep, it’s just a matter of finding the right social circle for you.

        • Eliza

          If it’s just one person, does that still make it a circle?

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Yes!

          • Eliza

            Yay!

          • tertius_decimus

            Why not?

          • Eliza

            Cus geometry, I think. But I suck at maths, so what do I know? XD

          • tertius_decimus

            It’s all about chemistry.

          • Stanley

            Yes. If you hold both hands and stair into each others’ eyes.

          • tertius_decimus

            Comment of the week right there!

          • Tampaxon, Flusher Of Gods

            What stairing into each other’s eyes might look like.

            http://www.opticalspy.com/uploads/1/4/4/9/144966/2592108_orig.jpg

      • It gets better with alcohol!

    • It’s okay Tomok- er, Eliza, keep at the socializing practice and eventually you’ll be able to graduate from small talk to conversations with regular people!

      • Eliza

        If I could upvote you twice, I would for the WataMote reference. Thanks for the encouragement, I’ll remember it!

        • 😉

          And if you can stomach some more unsolicited advice from a stranger in another country, don’t sweat high school too much. Pop culture puts a huge emphasis on how important it is, but it’s really a small portion of your life filled with people who are immature and still trying to figure themselves out. Don’t hold on to it, don’t let it hold on to you. What comes afterward and how you deal with that is more important.

          • Eliza

            Thanks! 😀

  • tigeraid

    The Good: Tim Hortons’ Pumpkin Spice Latte is superior to Starbucks’, and is reasonably low calorie. I probably won’t drink it again tho.
    The Bad: Drumpf. As always. Srsly you Americans, get yer shit together.
    The Ugly: WORKING THIS SATURDAY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    • Eliza

      Having to do something on Saturday<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      Tim Hortons is the best. Went to one in Rochester. They have good donuts.

    • Tampaxon, Flusher Of Gods

      ANYTHING tastes better than Starbucks! If scorched gravel could urinate, it’d taste like Starbucks.

  • TheCheezFace

    Good: settling well in my new town and university. Think I got a perfect grade on the exam I had wednesday (which I had started studying for two weeks ago).

    (Extremely) bad: it’s been almost two weeks since I lost my sister to cancer and it still feels like it was yesterday. The exam I mentioned was on her birthday, and that was all I could think about all day.

    Ugly: the number of people robbed in front of my campus seems to be rising every week.

    • Sorry to hear about your sister, friend. Hope you and your family are getting along OK.

      • TheCheezFace

        Thanks. We’re getting along fine.

    • tertius_decimus

      Deepest condolences, mate. Keep going.

      • TheCheezFace

        Thanks man.

    • Waynecro

      Condolences and best wishes. Congrats on the excellent grade, though. That’s great!

      • TheCheezFace

        Yeah, my concentration wandered sometimes during the exam, but I knew the content.

    • megachiles

      Condolences, dude.

      • TheCheezFace

        Thank you.

    • W.

      🙁

    • Abradolf Lincler

      damn

    • Tampaxon, Flusher Of Gods

      All my heart and best wishes to you and her friends and family. 🙁

      • TheCheezFace

        Appreciate it.

  • Señor Jefe El Rosa

    GOOD: Heavy Metal and Beer. Specifically NUKE! and the beer I secretly had for breakfast (shhh don’t tell anyone, plus i had the day off, get off my back!)

    ALSO GOOD: I got my black vest and have completed the studding process. Also I have some excellent patches for the back. Observe:

    • Eliza

      NUKE is awesome! So awesome in fact, I didn’t even type their name in all caps, but that’s how it came out.

    • That Conan patch looks so sick. I guess I’m going to have to check them out.

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        Cost me a whopping 5 bucks at their show too!

        Pretty good slow and heavy DOOM.

        • Sounds like I’d dig em. I caught only a half of a song of theirs at MDF. Sounded heavy.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            I was front and center of a fairly intimate show and had a blast. Their tone was something to die for!

  • Count_Breznak
  • Waynecro

    Good: I’m going to set up my new speakers in the gym tomorrow and just rock out irresponsibly hard while I work out.
    Bad: A sprinkler in the backyard broke, so at some point I’ll have to dig it up and replace it. I had to do this in the front yard before, and I didn’t care for it.
    Ugly: Work has been particularly bad this week, sucking up all my time and giving me more migraines than usual. Protip: Companies, if your analysts don’t know what an algorithm is, don’t let them write about artificial intelligence.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      LIFT ALL THE WEIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • Waynecro

        FUCK YES!!! BLAST VIRVUM AND FUCKING CRUSH IT!!!

    • Waynecro

      Also good: I haven’t seen my dog for a week, but he should be coming home tonight. I miss that little bastard.

      • Tampaxon, Flusher Of Gods

        Might wanna look for him. I didn’t see our cat for five days, and we found him stuck in a tree for for all that time. He’s back to being fat and thick headed, but a day more and he would’ve been a goner.

        http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk172/JamaicaRose2/RATS/BartReading101UsesForDeadCat.jpg

        • Waynecro

          My dog hasn’t been missing or off by himself; he’s been somewhere with my roommate for a week.

          • Tampaxon, Flusher Of Gods

            Good good!

  • tertius_decimus

    Without assessement: my 2-year long woes have ended. During this long period I’ve lost my photographic gear (very expensive in my book), a guitar, went through starvation, dealing with crooks, poverty, lie, hypocrisy, injustice, torn the ligaments in the left leg, left the job and was fired 18 times in a row, lost my yet-to-be-started business and on top of that I’ve lost the person I love so much without no hope to get her back. At last I found the job where I feel I’m at home. I found new friends and took the lesson: knock at every door you can outstretch your hand. If no one answers, keep knocking, keep going.

    Once you’ll face such woeful shit in your life, you’ll know you may never break your spine anymore. Cheers, ToH! You, guys and girls are the best! The most helpful community in those Internets. If some among you are struggling with hardships on your way, do what you want and sod the rest. Inevitably, you’ll meet those who will support you. You are not alone.

    • Hang in there bud!

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Man! I’m so glad to hear things are looking up for you!

      • tertius_decimus

        Thankx!

        • Tammyrmosby4

          Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !sr365f:
          On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
          !sr365f:
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          • Howard Dean

            You’re a deplorable cunt, Tammy. Do you know that?

          • Vault Dweller

            She knows.

    • Vault Dweller

      “Once you’ll face such woeful shit in your life, you’ll know you may never break your spine anymore.” I can relate to this real hard.

      Just don’t be like me and start thinking you’re immortal and infallible because you survived the rough seas and you’ll be great 😉

      • tertius_decimus

        …and fuck to those schmucks, who receive everything on a silver plate. 😀

    • Waynecro

      Thanks for the encouragement, dude!

      • tertius_decimus

        The message, by the way, is aimed especially to you, since you also have fucking rough life, Wayne.

        • Waynecro

          I appreciate it, man.

    • Eliza

      Happy you made it after all the hardships! Never give up!

      • tertius_decimus

        Thank you!

    • I’m real happy for you, tert, your status updates usually sound like someone narrating a modern-day Dante’s Inferno.

      • tertius_decimus

        Though, there are many people who struggle way harder. Unfortunately, the world around us doesn’t get any nicer, no matter what we do to change that.

    • Dagon

      I’m very happy for you. You’re one of the best dudes out here.

    • The Tetrachord of Archytas
    • Tampaxon, Flusher Of Gods
  • JWEG

    Good:
    – Just got paycheck #2 from Dream Job (though most of it is spent or accounted for already)

    – I set some aside for a bandcamp spree, including: https://artascatharsis.bandcamp.com/album/sho-totsu

    – Suite bathroom renovations are ahead of schedule

    Bad:
    – Not having access to my own bathroom for a week has been a pain in the butt

    – It’s that time of year when the ‘house’ spiders and funnel-web spiders all move indoors to escape the cold (and die in the walls anyway within a few months). For the second Summer in a row I managed to wipe out the usual nesting space of the ones that sneaked inside a few months ahead of schedule, so I’ve dealt with far fewer than in previous years. But it’s still jarring as fuck startling one in the middle of the night, and seeing it suddenly charge out across the floor just past my feet while I’m still more than half-asleep.

    Ugly:
    – The so-called ‘Giant” house spiders. Fortunately it’s a very hyperbolic name. Unfortunately, they are just larger enough to be bothersome, and faster moving, and more likely to climb walls and drop off on unsuspecting persons who only got up to have a pee in the middle of the night.

    (so far no urinary accidents from the ensuing freakout though)

    • Waynecro

      Fuck, man. Were I dealing with your spider situation, I’d probably wear a hazmat suit all the time.

      • JWEG

        Fortunately the Vancouver Island variety of funnel web spiders aren’t like the dangerous larger kind found in some other places. They’re a relative for sure, but are much much smaller and only prone to ‘bite’ things that are smaller than they are.

        Same goes for both the house spider and hobo spider with which they’re often confused. They don’t actually bite either.

        Even those kamikaze dive-bombing ones are more nuisance than threat.

    • tertius_decimus

      Spiders are nice creatures. They’re pretty scared to see a human with all their 8 eyes.

    • Oh man, I almost had a urinary accident this morning. Woke up early before the alarm went off having to pee, got up to go and spent the whole time teetering unsteadily on my feet. I thought for sure I was going to keel over into the shower and get piss everywhere.

      • Waynecro

        I passed out while pissing once. A metal shelf fell on me. I woke up a few minutes later covered in pee and blood. I had an unknown medical issue for about six months several years ago, and it was causing me to pass out randomly without warning.

        • Duuuuuuuuuude.

          • Waynecro

            It was a weird time. Passing out at random can worry people if you forget to tell them about it. I had just started seeing this girl, and I went to the kitchen to get her a drink. She heard a loud thump and found me on the ground. It scared the pants off her.

          • Tampaxon, Flusher Of Gods

            Literally scared her pants off? I didn’t know chicks dug that sorta thing, but I’m taking notes.

          • Waynecro

            No, man. Not literally. I was getting her a drink. Her pants had been off for a long time at that point, if you know what I’m saying. *nudge, nudge*

          • Tampaxon, Flusher Of Gods
          • Ayreonaut

            Huh. A few years ago I had that same problem for a few months. I just randomly passed out a couple times. Never could figure out why it happened.

    • Tampaxon, Flusher Of Gods
  • Stanley

    Good: Music for your earholes. If you like Celestial Grave, you’ll dig this tune off Malum’s upcoming split. Finland FTW.

    Good: I’m starting to log some decent miles in my running shoes. Maybe I’ll be able to do Chicago after all.

    Ugly: My joints, my muscles, my tendons. Fuck it hurts.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRFIUtFW26k

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Best of luck Stanley man!

    • Abradolf Lincler

      saw this cover somewhere and thought, ‘hey, thats cool looking,’ then never checked it out. thanks, stan

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    Last day of vacation

    • Eliza

      Enjoy it to your heart’s content.

    • HOLY FUCK THAT IS A FLYING WHALE!!!! THAT IS METAL AF

      *WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

      • Tampaxon, Flusher Of Gods

        *Gojira appears in a cloud of eco-friendly smoke and pick scraping in the distance*

  • sweetooth0

    GOOD: got my painting done last night, so tonight I’m gonna do the poster layout for the metal show I’m putting on in October for Halloween (it’s on the facebook page if people wanna check it out). Dayglo Abortions and D.O.A. are playing a co-headlining show tomorrow night, so the plan is to get right greasy. I also have Monday booked off for extra recovery time!

    BAD: hmm, right now things are lookin up for this clown.

    UGLY: I’ve gotten slovenly and fat. Gotta get back on to the work out train, but I’m busy as a mofo these days, and it’s kinda hard to build up the motivation to get back in there when you’re getting laid on a daily basis.

  • Good: Weekend is almost here!
    Bad: Relationship problems, lots of stuff I need to get done before next month starts. My dog injured her leg over the weekend and has been keeping off of it since. I took her to the vet and got some medicine but she doesn’t seem to be making any progress, will probably have to get x-rays next week if she doesn’t show improvement.
    Ugly: This gnarly cold I’ve been fighting all week.

    • tertius_decimus

      May your dog recover ASAP!

      • Thanks, brother. It’s really sad seeing her tripod around and not be able to run around or jump up on furniture.

    • 🙁 … And another 🙁 … And finally, for your cold “haha!” (Read in voice of Nelson)

  • megachiles

    Good: We moved into our new lab space at work and for the first time in my life my office has a window! Minnesota also has this season called “fall” and it’s great!

    Bad: I forgot how much homework sucks, and my time management skills need some brushing up. The U also doubled a subset of our student fees, which fucked my budget.

    Ugly: Coffee poops.

    Have a good weekend, folks!

  • Randall’s Sweaty Space Pants

    Really listening to a lot of hardcore and OSDM lately. Also fuck the Jays and their September implosion.

    Also, Ballast Point beer does not make a single beer that I find to be less than excellent.

    • Drank a bunch of Grunions last night. Ballast Point is the shit

    • Even the bullshit pineapple/watermelon/habanero beers?

      • Randall’s Sweaty Space Pants

        They’re fine. Grapefruit Sculpin is delicious.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Good: going to a music festival in Scranton

    Bad: my love life

    Ugly: the new album from Meat Loaf. The cover isn’t as good as they usually are.

    • Tampaxon, Flusher Of Gods

      I hate it when my Scranton gets itchy in public.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        KJU plz!

  • Dagon

    Good: pulled off a MIM ACHER at work today and left several hours earlier so I could catch a flight to my hometown. My little sis is having a quinceañera and that has to be celebrated.

    Bad: I’m flying 7 hours (adding up both flights) just to spend the Saturday there.

    Ugly: I did an autopsy today on a dude who had a huge testicular mass that was chocolatey, gooey and completely necrotic.

    I was going to add a pic but then my filter kicked in.

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    Bad: I have a year’s worth of practical write-ups to copy up for physics. Wow cringe.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Gah!

      Side note: A buddy of mine let me borrow his Metal Zone. I actually kinda like it! Not nearly as bad as everyone makes them out to be.

      • Dave Vincent’s Perm

        I think it wouldn’t get nearly as bad press if you couldn’t make a harsh noise album out of plugging your guitar into it and leaving it on its stand for an hour.

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          Haha!!!
          I got some pretty sweet Judas Priest tones out of it

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            You can get a decent filthy OSDM sound out of it if you set your guitar’s tone to its lowest setting.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Will try!

  • Good: Hit a new personal record with the deadlift yesterday, this week’s Brawl for Overwatch is a bunch of fun (all tanks, baby!).

    Bad: Going to the gym has been the only part of my workday I enjoy consistently, the job has been super meh lately.

    Ugly: Japanfest is happening about 20 minutes away this weekend, and I plan on attending, but it’s bound to be infested with filthy weaboos.

    • Waynecro

      Congrats on the deadlift PR! I hit one recently as well, and it made my fucking week. Then I took about three inches of skin off my left shin with the bar knurling a couple days later and felt like a real dope.

      • Congratulations yourself, dude! I’m really glad I haven’t hurt my shins with the knurling on the bar so far. My buddy/training partner was some pretty harsh looking splotches on his legs from deadlifting. Then again I haven’t been doing this for very long either, so plenty of time to get hurt!

    • Tampaxon, Flusher Of Gods

      But on the other hand, hot weaboo cosplay babes might be there.

  • IronLawnmower

    I’ve been listening to Bonnie Tyler for 3 hours straight.

    • Max

      Fuck man, that’s rad!

      • IronLawnmower

        What’s become of my life

        • Max

          Now there’s only life in the dark.

          Nothing I can do. A total eclipse of the heart.

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      Even I’m not a fan of hers. I’m so
      sorry.

  • Jack Rabbit

    Good:after hearing the horror stories of people getting insanely unhealthy at university, ive tried eating better and running to avoid that. I actually feel pretty good after a few weeks
    Bad:Hard to meet a group of good friends in a crowd of a few thousand. I’m sure it’ll get easier as time goes on

    • IronLawnmower

      You don’t need friends you have am internet connection.

  • nbm02ss

    GOOD: It’s Friday, and payday! I’ve been digging the shit out of Disevered ever since the article came out this morning; been jamming it all day at work.

    BAD: I gotta go grocery shopping. I loathe grocery shopping.

    UGLY: Nil.

  • The Tetrachord of Archytas

    Good: doubled my job opportunities this week. Also began some new creative ventures, and began commissioning art work for an existing one. Managed to start brewing a new batch of beer with my friends too.

    Bad: my new job opportunities still wouldn’t really start till October.

    Ugly: needing money now

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      October is almost here man!

      • The Tetrachord of Archytas

        Yeah! I’ve been out of the steady work game for a bit so I can hang on. I told myself I’d try and start freelancing in some way, but alas, freelance composing is a tough game because, while many people have art/design needs…not everyone’s itching for interesting orchestral arrangements

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          Huh, I can see how that may hinder a bit, but I’m sure you’ll find something dude!

  • Abradolf Lincler

    Good: Going to see Blood Incantation here in a bit. WITTR on Sunday.

    Bad: Some recent events have delayed my battlevest (sry BtR).

    Ugly: i think im gonna stop drinking for a while

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Excuses, excuses, excuses! Ha, just messing with you dude. I can’t wait to see it though.

      Blood Incantation should be good, sorry to here about your ugly man.

      • Abradolf Lincler

        the boys in blood incantation treated me right (rfi)

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          YEAH!

  • Tampaxon, Flusher Of Gods

    Good: Chill week. Donated some plasma earlier and got a $75 I haven’t anywhere near to figured how to spend. Me thinks this might be my new gig for cash for the moment, as tedious as it is. Also, sent an article over to Papa Joe and hopefully it gets posted. I got several other ideas, but we shall see.

    Bad: Chicago’s murder rates. Yeesh, I’m glad I got the fuck out!

    The Something Or Other: Found out a couple of Toileteers had birthdays this week, so happy birthday and all that jazz.

    http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/d/dj/fark_djO5BU92YJZiZwmTR8Xp9figp8w.jpg?t=wrea2Mxk9S9ESGHrq2xJYg&f=1474257600

  • Tampaxon, Flusher Of Gods

    ….

  • Tampaxon, Flusher Of Gods

    The Badderest: Bolt Thrower just announced that they’ve split up for good.

  • Tammyrmosby4

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  • Ayreonaut

    Shit, I’m late!!!
    Good-saw death angel last night and they killed it. Played such a long set that the venue made them stop. Awesome show!!!! Also good, seeing crowbar on tuesday
    Bad, WWisdom teeth getting pulled on Monday
    Ugly-how loopy I will be from the drugs they will give me and because I will have to quit smoking after getting them pulled

  • Lindaccrooks

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