Flush it Friday: [Title Goes Here]


[Statement about the weekend being here]

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<“Folks”> or <“You guys”>, it’s been a [statement about the past week]. [Amusing anecdote and/or trenchant analysis].

[Sincere thank you to readers]

[Open invitation to shitpost]

[Kick ass metal song]

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  • Dubby Fresh

    Any time there’s an open invitation to shitpost, I’m compelled to share this.


  • EsusMoose

    G:It’s Cold, trees and shit music time
    B: It’s Cold
    U: It looks like august and feels like december

  • tigeraid
  • Howard Dean

    Just had one of the most insane work weeks I’ve ever had (which isn’t over, but at least the day will be soon). Gonna blast The Headless Children by W.A.S.P. and get ready to eat some delicious ethnic food (Nepalese tonight, fuck yeah).


  • tigeraid

    The Good: for the third straight time, the wife got the first job she interviewed for, and starts Monday. Not being broke is good.
    The Bad: Snow is here.
    The Ugly: Louis. :/

  • Elegant Gazing Globe
    • Óðinn

      ” I call this one Turd on a Stump.”

    • Tasmanian Devil




  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

    Bad: the Belgian soccer team’s defense. Holy shit that was terrible.

  • God

    [Generic good thing]
    [Generic bad thing]
    [Generic ugly scenario that happened during the week]
    [Joke that falls flat]

    • GrumpDumpus


  • GrumpDumpus
  • Óðinn
    • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

      Got Alabama?

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Good: my medical billing class is going well,

    Bad: my jobs are so insane right now, Louis CK

    Ugly: Steve Walsh’s voice currently. No wonder he left Kansas.

    • Óðinn

      I’m almost afraid to ask. What did Louis CK do?

      There are many valid reasons to leave Kansas.

      • Lord of Bork

        Took his dick out and masturbated in front of several women, jacked it over the phone with a 5th woman.

        • Óðinn

          Thanks…I think (aside from the bad mental image).

        • Howard Dean

          Is that not something we all do at least six or seven times in our life?!

          • Lord of Bork

            Louie, is that you??

          • Howard Dean


            [fap fap fap fap fap fap]

        • more beer

          He did ask them permission first.

          • Lord of Bork

            At the same time, think about your own reaction – if someone asked if they could masturbate in front of me, I’d probably stammer out nonsense for a full minute out of awkwardness/surprise/what the actual fuck is happening. These woman had the same issue but with the added problem of admiring/working for Louie and feeling like they couldn’t say no.

          • more beer

            I would probably kick the shit out of some guy who asked me that.

    • Howard Dean

      Janitor Jim are you training to become a medical coder?

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        Yes I am. I’m taking a class which i will hopefully be able to find a job doing the medical billing. I’ll have to take the certification after 6 months to 2 years of work experience though.

        • Howard Dean

          Awesome, good for you. That’s a pretty good job. Good luck!

  • Óðinn
  • JWG

    Good: under a week left until my self imposed abstinence from spending ends (payday Wednesday) after which I have some albums to grab.

    It’s probably getting close to our family’s annual tradition of Secret Santa Because We’re All Too Cheap To Buy Something For Everyone. I should set aside a few dollars. I hope I get either of my sisters’ boyfriends, as they’re easiest to buy for (just get something similar to what I’d like).

    I think I might have an AOTY list done. It helped that I really didn’t listen to (and definitely didn’t buy) much this year compared to past ones. I bet a solid chunk of my list are things only I will consider list-worthy though (my evidence will be when nobody votes for them after I suggest them in the end-of-year TovH Reader Poll). There’s at least one for which I’m the only ‘buyer’ on bandcamp, though it is technically NYOP so maybe others just downloaded it free.

    Bad: didn’t actually do any of that planned academic work I mentioned last Flush. I should know better than insisting I’ll work on it this weekend instead, but that’s what I’m about to do. I will (at least try to) get something done in the next few days.

    – People who defend skeevy behaviour solely because of shared political ideologies
    – People who thoroughly compartmentalize and rail against skeevy behaviour when it comes from people they identify as having a different political ideology, but fail to hold their own to the same standards

  • Lord of Bork

    Good: Beerfest tomorrow
    Bad: Impending hangover on Sunday
    Ugly: 3,500 pages of old medical records I have to plow through for a hearing next week

    • Óðinn
    • more beer

      We live in the Napa Valley of Beer. It is always Beer Fest here!

      • Lord of Bork

        Yup, never been to this one in CO Springs but it sounds like a good time

        • more beer

          I wish GABF didn’t sell out every year in 30 seconds. Enjoy I will go out for a few tonight.

  • Rolderathis

    G: Got today off, also took Monday off for that sweet, sweet mini-vaca. Sierra Nevada Celebration IPA is here!

    B: Every time I take a vaca, I realize how depressed I am and just lie around on the couch feeling nothing.

    U: The number of books that I bought blind that probably suck. Currently reading a mediocre fiction book about bees. Every goddamn page mentions how things smell to a bee.

    • GrumpDumpus


  • Nukenado

    [Meta-comment on meta-ness]

    • Óðinn

      Meta-l m/

  • Morbidly Obese Angel

    Good: Three day weekend for us Canada dwellers, new Cloak album is fantastic, new Gatecreeper EP also fantastic.

    Bad and Ugly: -20 outside, and this probably the warmest it’s gonna be til about March

  • Hans

    Wow Joe, you really gave it your all there. WHAT AM I PAYING YOU FOR?!

    Girlfriend broke up and I’m 5/5 this week when it comes to drinking with colleagues after work.

    Both are their own little cosmos of Good, Bad, and Ugly.