Flush it Friday: The Randall is definitely not a poser Edition

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Flush it Friday, the holiest of toilet traditions.

So last night I agreed that if no one else specifically wanted to write this article, that I’d do it. No problem, these things are fun to write! Then I went back to work and ended up working until 2 in the morning. 12+ hour days are fun, especially when you promise deadlines you think you can make, but totally cannot. Anyways, the point is I’m a piece of garbage and am writing this less than 3 hours before it airs so Joe doesn’t put out evidence than I’m actually a poser on the internet. Blackmail is quite the motivator.

Let’s get right into it, shall we?

Good: Octopede is barreling straight to Charlotte and, by the time you finish commenting on this article, should be arriving! I’m really looking forward to the show tonight, and am hoping the crowd shows up for them. Nervosa is also in town tonight, and I think we’re going to go thrashing after Octopede plays.

Albus likes cups again. Axiom Verge is one of the best Metroidvania games I’ve ever played. I want No Man’s Sky but don’t have enough free time.

Avalon Steel is returning to the stage Nov 4th with my good Canadian power metal friends Scythia, as well as regional friends and Toilet champions The Seduction, in addition to killer bands from eastern NC Knightmare and Good Good Grief. I’m really stoked for this show. It’s been almost a year since I have sang at a show, and my voice needs out.

A Flame in the Dark 3’s roster has been announced. You can see that lineup here. I’m super proud of this one and can’t wait for the digital version to pop up this fall so you can all listen to my siqq fire USPM mixtape.

Bad: DEADLINES. I promised something I can barely deliver on time, and it is killing me. On top of that, all the bands I keep joining because I’m a sucker and can’t say no are building up time against me, and with choir season only weeks away (as well as ProgPower USA / Frost and Fire Fest), I expect my world to be total agony and infinite stress unless I can get back ahead at work. Let’s hope I can do that.

There were ants in my car yesterday. I was very scared. They’re gone now.

Ugly: Me. Have you seen me lately? Here’s me.  me

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    yikes

  • Abradolf Lincler

    uhhhhhh

  • Dubbbz

    Good: BOFA
    Bad: Nipple chafing
    Ugly: My poop after eating free Chili’s later, probably.

    • Idk ugly poops can feel real good

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      are you gonna flush that poopie down the toilet ov hell????????

    • Stanley

      Nice hot shower with chaffed nips <<<<<<<<<

      • Dubbbz

        So, the chafing only hits when I’m running indoors on a treadmill and my shirt gets so soaked with sweat that it’s clinging to my chest. Any tips?

        • Stanley

          Don’t run indoors.

          • Stanley

            Seriously though, vaseline will do the trick.

          • Dubbbz

            Thanks, I’ll try that. I prefer running outdoors, but when it’s 100 degrees outside till like 9:00, I’m less inclined to do so.

          • Stanley

            Or bandaids, but they normally fall off. Luckily my nips are petite so I don’t suffer with this issue very often (unless it’s really cold).

        • You could run with bandages on your nipples like some kind of cybergoth deviant

        • Waynecro

          Cut off your nipples.

          • Vault Dweller
          • Ha!

          • Stanley

            I have seen this many times. Fucking brutal. Mostly from people that are wearing the race t shirt that they picked up the day before and have never worn before.

          • Waynecro

            I mean, who hasn’t stood in front of the mirror in the middle of the night with razor in hand, contemplating the uselessness of male nipples?

          • Dubbbz
          • Brock Lesner’s Oily Wonderbra

            Razor would take too long, plus you’d have the things hanging off. Toe nail clippers or no dice.

          • Waynecro

            On the basis of various experiences I’ve had with razor blades, I’m pretty confident that a razor blade could take off a nipple without much difficulty. Toenail clippers would probably be a safer choice, though, and the crunch they’d make when cutting through nipple would be a sound you’d never forget.

          • Commodus, Flusher Of Worlds

            Could go the super manly route and use needle nose pliers.

        • Stanley

          What shirts are you wearing?

          • Dubbbz

            Been wearing an under armor athletic shirt on longer runs.

          • Stanley

            Some shirts rub me, some don’t. Trial and error. Bung the ones that rub or just use them for gym stuff.

          • Dubbbz

            Gotcha. Thanks for the help!

        • Mother Shabubu

          Vaseline your nips. I’m not joking, it works.

          • Dubbbz

            Only the right one, but yes.

          • I have incredibly tiny nips, so I’ve never had a problem like this. Sorry, Dubs 🙁

          • Dubbbz

            Mine aren’t even big. 🙁

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          Step 1: Remove Shirt
          Step 2: Cover self in baby oil
          Step 3: Listen to Manowar

        • Abradolf Lincler

          no shirt

        • Brock Lesner’s Oily Wonderbra

          Wear a training bra? *hands you my oily one*

    • All hail BOFA

      • Stanley

        Bank of America?

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          bofa deez nuts?

        • Dubbbz
          • Stanley

            Now that is what I would call a BALLSACK.

        • No no, Updog.

        • Brock Lesner’s Oily Wonderbra

          I misread it and thought he was praising Boca Burgers for a second (which no one with taste buds would ever do).

    • Mother Shabubu

      Chili’s is the most tepid, mild, pseudo-TexMex ever. You better be able to handle it.

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    That picture just gave me the strangest erection. #ittakescourage…..

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    It takes courage to Face Critics like that.

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    Good: Hells in less than a month
    Bad: All the changes they’re making sound poopy
    Ugly: Stuff and things……………………

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    GOOD: A Memory Of Light
    BAD: Elayne, my god, this girl is fucking idiotic. And fuck Tuon too now that we’re at it.
    UGLY: Band Al’Thor

  • Good: I had Monday off so it’s been a relatively short week. Been jamming on No Man’s Sky all week.
    Bad: I have to mow this weekend. My yard is enormous and it takes me 2+ hours and a tank and a half of gas to do it. Shit’s stupid. Girlfriend is going to begin traveling for work next week. She’ll be gone pretty much every weekday for a month straight, then every other week until Halloween.
    Ugly: My diet when she’s gone. I suck and am too lazy to cook for myself so I eat like shit and feel like shit when she’s not around.

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      2+ hours? how many acres are you mowing?

      • It’s a giant fucking yard and all I have is a little 21″ Honda self-propelled mower

        • Howard Dean

          Used to do my 2.2 acre lawn with a self-propelled Toro about that size. Took some time. Thug life.

          • It’s an event, that’s for dern sure. I looked it up and I guess it’s a half acre lot. So child’s play compared to 2.2 acres.

          • Howard Dean

            That sounds about right. It used to take me about 5 or 5.5 hours to do. It was literally an event you had to plan the day around (and you had to have a good stretch of weather to do it).

          • Lacertilian

            >Buy bulk beer.
            >Consider agisting a goat.
            >Mow and drink.
            >Die.

    • I’ve got handle the lawn this weekend as well. I did the front last week so I’m half done. It only takes me an hour total, so your yard sucks worse.

    • Pro-Tip: If it takes you too long to mow the yard, consider cursing the lawn and salting the earth so that nothing may grow.

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    Good: sunlight
    Bad: not being able to listen to new stuff
    Ugly: NWN’s shipping costs to the UK

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    things
    stuff
    whatever

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Yeah

  • Señor Jefe El Rosa

    Good: Progress on my Vest. Suck it Blackbeard

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Back

      • tigeraid

        Fucking Ranger.

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          Damn straight.

          K-NIGHTS OF DARKNESS!!!

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            No Budgie or Winterhawk patches?

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Next on the list is Manilla Road, Thin Lizzy and Manowar

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Good man. Manilla Road and Thin Lizzy are the best

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            You forgot Manowar.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            It just slipped my mind because I was too busy slaying posers with steel.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Acceptable answer

          • I would love that

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I think Rockadrome sells Winterhawk buttons but not patches. Not even Truth And Janey are as good as Winterhawk.

      • Elegant Gazing Globe

        I have a patch I’ve been meaning to mail you

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          Oh please oh please oh please!!

    • I have pins with my face on them, if you want one

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        I requested one. Still haven’t received it. Awaiting eagerly.

      • You would.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      I know its pretty random and all over the place stylistically, but that’s how I like it. A Summoning patch is on the way and so is my black vest. I plan on using just black and white patches and have a few already.

    • Abradolf Lincler

      very tite. lookin good, btr.

      we finish moving everything on monday, then i will have some time and money

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        Thanks man. I’m looking forward to your’s.

        • Abradolf Lincler

          ugh, me too. im so stressed at the moment. if i could cry, i would

  • Mother Shabubu

    GOOD: Been at the gym and/or active almost every day for two straight months. So that’s progress. I suck at coming up with shit for GOOD because I’m a negative nancy.

    BAD: It is way too fucking hot and humid. I can’t sleep lately either, so I’m a crankiness elemental. At work was told I look “disheveled”, so I can’t even front it anymore. I need a new job and I know realize how little skills I have to get a decent one, nor have any knowledge on how to get something in the writing field.

    UGLY: I almost totally forgot what I was going to complain about because of that…wretched image.

    picturehttp://i.imgur.com/gptOYsB.png

    • Joaquin Stick

      What do you mean by writing field? It’s such an abstract profession (I am sorta in it) so maybe you’re looking in the wrong places?

      • Mother Shabubu

        Sounds lame, but “creative writing” stuff for like comics, or cartoons, even shows or something. I mean I do it on my own as a hobby/secret passion, but I love coming up with characters and premises.

        • Joaquin Stick

          Gotcha, yeah I’m on the very opposite and far more boring end of the spectrum. Hopefully moving to something more creative at some point.

    • Stanley

      You should try writing for the Toilet of Hell. I hear that they pay very well.

      • Mother Shabubu

        The few times I’ve tried writing a review, I see Anthony Fantano’s face, immediately hate myself and stop.

    • Abradolf Lincler

      as someone who looks perpetually dishevelled, take it as a compliment. “oh, im sorry. sorry your life is so carefree that you wake up immaculately pruned and dressed.” fashion/looks shamers can have their skulls caved in

      • Mother Shabubu

        it was more of a “dead eyed stare” kinda disheveled.

  • GOOD: Hells Headbash is less than a month away. I better be feeling well enough to attend. This will be my first music festival where I will be completely sober. I guess the one advantage of this will be that I will actually remember the sets.

    BAD: Medical expenses and my new boss.

    UGLY: This fucking heat. I’m looking forward to the fall. Hooded Sweatshirt weather is the best.

  • tigeraid

    Jesus Chris Randall, have some decency. My wife was looking over my shoulder.

  • tigeraid

    The Good: 3 day weekend
    The Bad: Working late shift next week. FML.
    The Ugly: Sweet fucking jesus will this heat wave end? It’s cramping my jogging regimen.

    • Brock Lesner’s Oily Wonderbra

      It’s still 95-100+ (got to 110 today) over here, and according to the forecast, that’s not ending until sometime next month. Fall can’t come soon enough.

      • ME GORAK!!!™

        MOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRR HEAT!!!!!! BANANA HAMMOCK LOINCLOTH!!!!!!!!

  • JWEG

    Good:
    Still on a bit of a natural high from having my career prospects actually work out after a decade-plus of chasing tangents, last week. I can now look back in at least the last few years as entirely productive as compared to some of those earlier aborted efforts.

    Bad:
    The grace period for my parents excitement for me, and appreciation for my process of assuring myself a career before worrying about wrapping up other obligations (not to mention doing all this even with the intervening health issue they were totally witness to and should better comprehend given they’ve experienced it, indirectly, as long as I have, directly), lasted a week before the nagging about getting my Thesis done (“can you do it in the next two weeks? No? Well, do it anyway…”) resumed less than 48 hours after they returned from vacation.

    I swear, no matter how much I do to prove myself to be a competent, independent adult, they have to find something to latch onto, obsess over, and treat as the one thing that proves I’m still just a kid they can’t trust to leave alone.

    It has been like that for the two decades I’ve been, legally, an “adult” though. So it’s not like I haven’t come to terms with it ages ago.

    Ugly: Some aspects of the above rant.

    Metal:
    https://slomatics.bandcamp.com/album/future-echo-returns

    As I noted yesterday: the preorder and wishlist buttons are only visible through the App (Android tested, iOS assumed). The website just lists the tracks.

    ‘Bonus’ Bad Thing: I’m not at Migration Fest. Sigh.

    • Lacertilian

      Saw some footage of False playing Emperor there, looked pretty fun.

    • CT-12

      Shit man, wish you were here dude.

    • Abradolf Lincler

      migration fest is a lineup i would love to see.

      as contrast, i have surpassed all of my mothers familys accomplishments (75% incarcerated), my fathers family is a little harder to impress.

      the only person you have to impress is yourself.

  • It’s all good in the hood for me this week other than getting too much sleep. I will counter that by staying up til 4AM tonight.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Listening to grind and drinkin beerz!!

      • A likely scenario and I will have to force myself to go to bed.

        • more beer

          The best scenario!

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Good: got paid, my job has turntables for 30 dollars

    Bad: the turntables are no name suitcase ones.

    Ugly: that photo of Randall above.

    • Abradolf Lincler

      those turntables will ruin your records jjd

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        Good thing I didn’t buy one.

  • tigeraid

    Ban’All Thor.

  • Dubbbz

    Another good: The Mrs. and I are eating lunch tomorrow with Boss the Ross and his wife!

  • Waynecro

    Excellent photo, Randall. It’s going in the next heart locket I buy.

  • This album has been ruling my buttz as of lately.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP1HABURA2s

  • Stanley

    Good: I’m back running. I ran one mile on Tuesday, one mile on Wednesday and 2 miles yesterday. It was fucking exhilarating.

    Good: Some new records showed up.
    Nordreich – Auf heimischen Pfaden LP
    Shores of Ladon – Lupercal EP
    Le Culte du Crâne – Le Culte du Crâne CD
    Ultha – Pain Cleanses Every Doubt LP.

    Bad: Trying to hold myself back from running more. Patience, Stanley, Patience.

    Good: Riffs!!!!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns5otWBx3-w

    • Awesome news on the running. I’m going to try and do a mile tomorrow.

      • Stanley

        Patience for you too, Tyree.

        • Yes, it sucks. I’m sure accomplishing a mile will indeed feel exhilarating though.

        • Elegant Gazing Globe

          he’s been walking the streets at night, just tryin to get it right

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Good to hear you’re back to running!

    • Brock Lesner’s Oily Wonderbra

      Awesome band, awesome Youtube station. It’s where I usually go for my atmospheric black metal fix.

  • tertius_decimus

    Wish a happy weekend to every of you, to friends of yours and families! Have fun!

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      And a good day to you sir!

      • tertius_decimus

        Thank you very much, Boss!

        And thanks to everyone who have settled here. It’s such a great place to be, though it’s virtual. Hoping to meet someone in person once in a lifetime. I owe a beer to everyone for your support and all the kind words you told. Thank you.

    • Fuck yeah, bruh!

    • Abradolf Lincler

      t_d, you are the calm swirling waters of the toilet

    • Brock Lesner’s Oily Wonderbra

      You as well!

    • Stockhausen

      You’re a rad person, tertius.

  • Waynecro

    Good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l19jRFdHm-A
    Bad: Writing a will is hard and boring. Doing responsible grown-up stuff is always hard and boring.
    Ugly: This scraggly stray cat that’s been hanging out in my backyard, driving my dog up the fucking wall.

    • Lacertilian

      Stray cats somehow manage to one-up other cats on the fuckwit-scale.

      • Waynecro

        This cat looks like a real bruiser. I’m afraid he’ll beat the shit out of my little dog if they’re ever in the yard together.

  • Zeke

    Good- Zeke’s wife had a baby yesterday!
    Bad- the baby didn’t sleep last night. I now understand why masterlord is dead.
    Ugly- the look my wife will give me when I “accidentally” play emperor for the baby when we drive home from the hospital

    • Congrats! I hope you ain’t ded like Masterlord.

      • Zeke

        I’m not dead yet, but I now see how the fatality rate can be somewhat high. I think my aversion to power metal might indicate a higher degree of intestinal fortitude than the dead masterlord

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        THE MASTERLORD WILL NEVER FALL!!! LONG MAY HE REIGN!!!

        • more beer

          Well he might want to find a better outfit if that is the case.

        • Brock Lesner’s Oily Wonderbra

          Too late, man, his shoe fell off. RIP, Diaperlord.

    • Waynecro

      Congrats! Babies who know what’s good for them like Emperor.

      • Zeke

        My kid will like good music, and my wife will just have to deal with it. We’ve already had this discussion

    • Dubbbz

      Congrats, duder!

    • more beer

      Congrats!

    • Abradolf Lincler

      id be upset if you DIDNT play Emperor for your baby

      • Zeke

        I don’t know how my kid will ever become a black wizard if he doesn’t listen to emperor.

        • Much less become more than one black wizard…

          • Zeke

            Point very well taken. I’ll use that to bolster my argument when my wife inevitably gives me shit about blasting black metal in the face of a 3-day old baby

          • “Babe, c’mon, Satan is a vitamin, it’s healthy.”

    • Brock Lesner’s Oily Wonderbra
    • Stockhausen

      Congrats dude! I’ve got a six and a half month old, and haven’t slept a full night since January. Luckily babies are cute.

  • The Bad/Ugly: The wife’s father was diagnosed with kidney disease last December. He is a ripe old age of 48. Pretty rough stuff. Both kidneys were working in the single digit range. Instant dialysis 8 to 10 hours a day. Rough shit. Especially since the guy works 5 to 6 12’s a week. 12 hours of work, 10 hours of dialysis, 1 hour commute both ways to work. That is 24 hours, friends. Just a shitty situation.

    ANYWAY!

    The Good: The wife’s stepmom donated a kidney to him 2 weeks back and things are 1000% great. So far it took well, all his “values” are back to normal, no more dialysis. Fucking awesome! Science is killer. I know we are all pumped he has a new lease on life.

    You all have a great weekend!

    GL

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Glad to hear things are looking good for him.

    • more beer

      Yes science rules. My friend had a liver transplant 2 years ago. He is fronting his band at CDF in October. I spent a week at the hospital with his wife. I am so looking forward to seeing him perform.

    • Brock Lesner’s Oily Wonderbra

      Good to know your father in law’s on the mend! 🙂

    • so glad to hear it!!

  • Simon PhoenixKing Rising

    Teh Good: I get to see motherfucking Razor next Thursday (SIMON SAYS SUCK IT RANDALL!!!)

    Teh Bad: Not getting to see Omen and Helstar this Sunday because work. As I’m not able to go to Day 1 of Frost and Fire (Still going to Days 2 and 3 though.), this was pretty much my only chance to see Omen live. And of course, Helstar. I might have to burn down a building or something due to the frustration.

    Teh Ugly: Has anyone seen that Hillary Meme Been video? That’s all I need to say.

  • Good weekend, everyone!!! 🙂

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44760rVWmFo

  • sweetooth0

    GOOD: Just pre-ordered the new Darkthrone LP on limited orange vinyl. Fingers crossed on some of the random giveaways (2-track promo tapes, sleeve signed by the band). Putting on a show with some band buddies in October for Halloween. Black (thrash) Metal and Grind. The lineup is Black Rat, Goathammer, Mechanical Seperation, Grimace and Hexxensabbat. Already started laying the ground work, gotta finish my clown paintings so I can start on a painting for the poster.

    BAD: Car starting vibrating to an excessive degree above 90km/hr. Took it in and they tell me my RF CV Axle has excessive “shimmy” and that if it isn’t replaced it can cause damage to other connected parts in the car. They also removed a shit load of mud that was packed in there (probably from last time I went out to the Goathammer crew’s farm) and now when I drive it I don’t notice the vibration anymore. 600 bucks to replace the part, but i figure better that than 2000 down the line when it fucks everything else up.

    UGLY: I got an eye infection and the drops they gave me are like thick gel.
    Feels so awesome putting it in your eye, then itches horribly after, but
    I’m not allowed to touch my eye at all. At least it wasn’t pink eye,
    and it did get me a day off work yesterday.

    • Abradolf Lincler

      having fucked up alignment issues is not a cheap fix. best of luck with the vinyl and the show. orange vinyl is a plus.

      • sweetooth0

        Nope, and definitely not something I want to attempt on my own. It’s the price you eventually pay for having the freedom of your own wheels, and I accept this.

    • RJA

      I saw the orange is sold out – bummer. Good luck to ya on the extras though!

  • CT-12

    Ay, if anybody is at Migration Fest today, hit me up on here

  • Abradolf Lincler

    RT, you are a piece of work. bless your heart.

    Git Gud: Bout to level cap in Neverwinter. LAN party and drug zone sunday before the storm for my buddy’s birthday. Got some bud called fucking Hero-juan.

    Bad: Took three days off work to move and do other shit.

    Ugly: my neighbors. living in the mntns has its downsides. hopefully my adversarial attitude and curmudgeony nature will keep the . . . traitors at bay.

    Bonus: attatched is a pic of what i look like in the heat.

    • more beer

      You look kind of like Don Decker without the head tattoo and the extra 500lbs.

      • Abradolf Lincler

        i look like a slave

        • more beer

          Nah.

          • Abradolf Lincler

            reconcile that w me every morning

          • more beer

            Sorry I don’t do reparations.

          • Abradolf Lincler

            me neither

      • Abradolf Lincler

        better than a kerry king comparison

        • more beer

          Hell yea. Don was my friend.

      • Brock Lesner’s Oily Wonderbra

        For a second, I thought you were saying he looks like the guy from Mad Men (Don Draper)

        • Abradolf Lincler

          Man I wish I looked like Jon Hamm

    • Abradolf Lincler

      on the turntable:
      https://youtu.be/sxN8bSohJCU

    • Brock Lesner’s Oily Wonderbra
    • BobLoblaw
    • i don’t know anything about this move. life sucks since work blocks TovH and i’ve missed it. tell me about this move!!

      • Abradolf Lincler

        we bought a house in a town about 40 minutes from AVL. its an old house, built in the fifties, with about an acre of land.

        the only real downsides to it are one of our neighbors and at the moment it has no AC

        • what prompted the move? did you own the previous home? can you fix the AC, or does that matter?

          btw, that’s not old bby. 1886 here.

          • Abradolf Lincler

            uh, well. we both make enough money and have good jobs. tired of paying an ever-increasing rent in gentrification central. getting back out west up the mountain. having land for the dog(s). privacy.

            all of my licenses are expired for HVAC work. i could call my stepdad and we could do the changeout quickly if it werent for the need of high voltage wiring outside (permits as well), and the cost of the equipment. plus winter will be here soon and we wont have to worry about it til next summer. maybe can use tax returns. we’ll see.

            1886 is old af. has your place not been renovated?

          • yeah was wondering about your climate, if it required an a/c.
            well that’s cool, glad to hear about your home purchase! it’s so worth it. especially for a handyman like yourself, most projects aren’t too big.

            ya my place was redone 2008 so i have no room to boast.

  • more beer

    I’m bilnd! Thanks Randell. I use my Docs to step on the toes of those in flip flops.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Apparently they did expanded editions of the discography of Alcatrazz this year. Are any of you fans of them?

  • Brock Lesner’s Oily Wonderbra

    That last picture =

    http://img.pandawhale.com/91011-ladies-in-love-gif-swooning-fa-OVw5.gif

    The Good: Digi-got the new King 810 (yes, I am indeed a horrible person)

    The Bad: Just when the new dog stopped pissing everywhere, the pamaranian we have started pissing everywhere in retaliation to the new dog being here. Think “Older Child Syndrome” (where the older kid starts getting jealous and acting like a douche when the new kid is born. Shortly before the older kid gets their luggage tossed out on the porch and the locks changed) with four legs and the bladder of 90 year old after a kegger.
    And a string of shootings here, which is very rare around here, including one where someone shot up a police station. Summertime in America = it’s not just Chicago and Detroit anymore!

    The Something Or Other: http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/K/Km/fark_Kmg36E0UFA84dq0Czgyp9dpvh-E.gif?t=oFwPLBKluoDH_NOBt7P8RQ&f=1471233600

  • EsusMoose

    Late but as I haven’t really been able to be active it works.
    Good: stuff, tv, work stuff, beer,
    Bad:Work stuff, part of foots been numb, torrential rains or you could say downpours
    Ugly: Went to the gym 3 days last week, didn’t go this week and ate like a walrus who was starved and let loose upon a preschool.

  • Commodus, Flusher Of Worlds
  • The Mighty Thorange

    Good: Got back from travelling around around Europe (which was fucking epic) on Tuesday and have been taking it easy since, sitting on my arse playing video games and guitar and catching up on t.v shows.
    Bad: My granddad’s myeloma has returned and he needs to go into hospital for a minimum of 10 days to see what can be done. Fuck cancer. On a less serious note, I have to actually face adult responsibilities again after being on holiday and drinking too much Czech, German and Belgian beer.
    Ugly: Summer in Scotland. It has not stopped raining since I arrived back.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Where all did you go?

      Sorry to hear about your grandad, dude

      • The Mighty Thorange

        Thanks man. I started in Barcelona then went to Pamplona for the bull run festival, back to Barcelona, then Florence and Venice, Klagenfurt in the south of Austria, Vienna, Prague (the beer there is literally cheaper than water at just under 1 Euro for half a litre), Berlin, Hamburg, Amsterdam, Bruges and finally Brussels.

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          Damn! That is awesome man! I was recently in Germany for work and made it to Amsterdam, Bruges and Brussels as well. I loved Bruges, amazing town.

          Sounds like you had a lot of fun. The bull run fest must have been a great experience. Did you actually run at all?

          • The Mighty Thorange

            I had a fuck-ton of fun. Mostly drinking beer (and wine in Italy). I did not run with the bulls though but my mate did. It was still a great experience to be there and watch though. My friend did get knocked down by a bull. He didn’t get badly hurt but he now has a hole in the back of his shirt. Also, what we did not know until he ran was that at the end everyone runs into the bull ring, where the bulls are then released at random to run around the ring and hit people. That was terrifying just to watch.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Holy shit!

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