Flush It Friday: The Fried Cheese Incident

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It is the freeken weeken, baby. Let’s have us some fun.

But first, a tale of both BAD and UGLY. Last night, an accomplished astronomer and astrophysicist from Australia came into town to give a presentation over the fine-tuning of universal constants that aligned just right to produce a habitable universe for us to live and play and fight and poop in rather than a suite of extremely low-energy universes sufficient solely for the emergence of a single Boltzmann Brain. Before that, as we are wont to do when a famous astrophysicist blows into our dusty little town like a prestigious tumbleweed, my colleagues and I took the astrophysicist to dinner at one of our city’s local burger joints.

Now, this burger joint is famous for its fried cheese. I did not order the fried cheese because I’m trying to watch my girlish figure, but the astrophysicist, being a man of scientific daring and pointedly Australian appetite, ordered a basket of the fried cheese for the table. In a fit of hedonistic recklessness, I indulged in the fried cheese. As I would find out only a few hours later, this was a grave miscalculation.

Early this morning, well after the fascinating talk, a three-mile run, and some much-deserved shut-eye, I was awoken from my pleasant slumber by a veritable gastrointestinal spirit of vengeance. Around 1:25 a.m., a burning stomach cramp gripped me by the hojos and pulled me violently from the niceties of dreamland. Oh the burning! Oh the cramping! After a few futile minutes of attempting to resume my slumber, I finally steeled myself for the violent expulsion ahead and clawed my way to the bathroom.

Ensconced upon my frozen porcelain throne (frozen because I’m a cheap bastard who does not like to pay much for electricity and therefore keeps the temperature in my domicile low), I violently heaved and repelled the molten, baleful cheddar waste from my body. The pain was great, but my determination was greater. After a few minutes of sweating and grunting, the deed was done.

Victory was won, but at what cost? AT WHAT COST?

As I crawled back into bed, I vowed to never eat fried cheese again.

Who am I kidding? I’m definitely going to eat fried cheese again because I am like the ass, stubborn, foolish, and headstrong.

______________

GOOD: It’s the weekend, baby.

METAL: Devilgroth‘s Landschaft is getting the reissue treatment, and this may appeal to some of you. To quote myself:

IF YOU LIKE RAW BLACK METAL OF THE RUSSIAN VARIETY, YOU MAY ENJOY THIS. IF YOU DIG RAW BLACK METAL WITH SOME SCREWY RHYTHMIC CHANGES AND A WEE BIT OF PSYCHEDELIA, YOU MAY DIG THIS. IF YOU DON’T MIND SILLY BANDCAMP TAGS, YOU MAY DIG THIS.

YOUR TURN: Tell me which beer you’re going to drink this weekend and when you’re going to call 911. Have a solid Friday, folks.

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  • Óðinn
    • Rain Poncho W.

      YAH, MUCH LIKE THAT.

  • Howard Dean

    Pictured: Dubz at 1:25am last night.

    https://media.giphy.com/media/OJSXXAmxGxL5m/giphy.gif

  • tigeraid

    Fried Cheese is what’s wrong with America.

    The Good: Australian Supercars, the only racing worth watching anymore, starts this weekend! *SQUEEEEEEL*

    The Bad: I have to fucking work tomorrow I despise you all with the fire of a thousand casts of Meteo KILL ME.

    The Ugly: In the past week the weather has gone from -10 and icy to +12 and sunny running weather to 100km/h winds to -10 and icy FOR FUCK’S SAKE PICK A SEASON.

    But global warming is a myth the planet’s fine everything’s just fine.

    • Max

      “Australian Supercars, the only racing worth watching anymore, starts this weekend! *SQUEEEEEEL*”

      I know. I can hear it from my fucking house and I don’t even live in the CBD.

      • tigeraid

        I want to sympathize with your plight, but RACIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

  • Good: I found a designer that’s starting work on making this place look fancy. New t-shirts coming your way any day now. Son ov Wolf started helping me promote the site so we can do more cool shit with bands.
    Bad: I’m so, so tired.
    Ugly: Calling 911 after drinking precisely one beer.

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      I look forward to having a different toilet t for every day of the work week.

    • sweetooth0

      “street trash”?

      • Yes sir. I found some options for printing and drop shipping. Just comparing prices this weekend

        • sweetooth0

          AAAAAAhhhh, SHEEIIIT!!!

  • Joaquin Stick

    Escaping the cold and spending a few days in Louisiana next week. That should be decent. Plus, I’m almost out of hot sauce and LA is good at that sorta thing.

    Junius came out today in case you forgot. It’s good. Also I’m a huge wimp and really like Minus the Bear for some reason, so I’m enjoying that one too.

  • Señor Jefe El Rosa

    Ew… gross.

    • Rain Poncho W.

      IT’S JUST NATURE BOSS

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        I was surprised at your lack of Zelda talk in the post today.

        • Rain Poncho W.

          I THINK THE WHOLE WORLD ALREADY KNOWS HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT. MY BOWELS SEEMED MORE RELEVANT.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Fair enough!

          • Waynecro

            I just got the new Zelda art book, and it is beautiful.

          • Rain Poncho W.

            BEEN SENDING PICTURES FROM IT TO LINK LEONHART TO CHEER HIM UP.

          • Waynecro

            You’re a good friend. I hope Link cheers up.

  • Howard Dean

    GOOD: I’ve finally solved Janitor Jim’s troubled love life (and no, it doesn’t involve meeting up with the JO Crystal guy). Just drop this beast on the closest beast and gobble up all the digits. Tis an airtight stratagem for our budding casanova:

    https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/17021753_10158319662185181_3147727788733880277_n.jpg?oh=8c0b610823813795aba2c8b2dcf690e8&oe=59389C72

    • Sid Vicious Promos

      I can’t even be mad. This is a good pickup line. Also I don’t have a love life although I have tried.

      • Howard Dean

        Keep trying! Make sure you don’t give up. Work on your game and keep meeting new people. You’ll find someone when you least expect it.

        • Sid Vicious Promos

          Thank you. I’ve been trying to work on my game.

          • Doom Scientist

            Gotta warn ya, ladies aren’t exactly big on the whole “living at home” thing. Be prepared.

          • Sid Vicious Promos

            There’s not much I can do about that at the moment. I’m working towards getting a license and buying a car

          • Doom Scientist

            Having a car, a job, and a game plan for the future is a big help. As long as you seem to be making your own money.

          • Sid Vicious Promos

            I have a job and I want to be a HVAC guy.

          • Doom Scientist

            That works.

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    Good: Stop watching porn
    Bad: Stop watching porn
    Ugly: Stop watching porn

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    G: Tonight the boss is gonna help me snag some fresh EC merch
    B: While the boss is jamming to some hot licks, I’m going to be replacing a toilet
    U: Wax rings

    • Rain Poncho W.

      SORRY ABOUT THE TOILET IT WAS THE FRIED CHEESE

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      I’m “the ross” though…

      • Elegant Gazing Globe

        I totally almost doxx instead of typing boss, so I guess that gives me a pass?

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          Pass granted

          • Elegant Gazing Globe

            what time you getting there tonight? my old ass needs to make sure I’m still up, you’re an hour behind me.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Show starts at 8:00, I’ll hit the merch table first thing

          • Elegant Gazing Globe

            thank you

  • Good/Bad/Ugly: My assistant and I drank a sixer of citrus-style ales last night, followed by a twelver of High Life for no good reason. This morning was rough. But I’m feeling okay now–just in time to head on over to my buddy’s house to drink an irresponsible amount of sub-premium beer (probably High Life again). His idea of good metal is DevilDriver so we will not indulge.

    Metal:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsGLW100HZg

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      What citrus-style ale did you consume?

      • Dogfish Head Flesh & Blood IPA
        Stone Tangerine Express IPA
        Boulder Pulp Fusion IPA
        Sierra Nevada Sidecar Orange Ale
        also Saint Archer IPA which was awesome and Ballast Point Victory at Sea which did not pair at all well with the others but was tasty nonetheless.

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          Oh shit! A wide variety! I’ve only had the Sidecar, decent brew.

          • Yeah I liked it. We did a mix-a-six. They were all tasty except that Boulder thing. I don’t really like any of their beers.

        • tigeraid

          There’s nothing wrong with the odd girlie dr–er I mean, fruity beer. The wife really likes a raspberry IPA they make locally here.

          • Joaquin Stick

            True, but Leinenkugel needs to die forever.

          • Citrus ales are the only fruity beers I can tolerate.

    • Oh no, is Cleveland okay?

  • Señor Jefe El Rosa

    GOOD: Bell’s Brewery has started distributing to Texas and I have a six pack of Two Hearted Ale awaiting consumption.
    GOOD GOOD: ETERNAL CHAMPION TONIGHT WITH LEIF!!!!
    bad: can’t drink aforementioned beer tonight because I have work in the morning
    bad bad: my physical well being after this show tonight and work at 6 tomorrow. Totally worth it though

    • Did you see Bell’s Oberon by chance? That stuff is sunshine in a bottle.

      • Joaquin Stick

        I had a Hopslam two weekends ago, always a pleasant choice. Oberon is great too.

        • Hopslam is good, but I was expecting it to be different. Like waaaaaaaay more hoppy. Since it’s like $20 for a sixer here and it used to be limited release only.

          • Joaquin Stick

            Holy hell. That is expensive. I had it on tap and it was like the same price as any other similar beer. Yeah it’s not nearly as hoppy as the name implies.

          • Honestly I don’t think any beer is worth that price, but my curiosity was eating me alive. I was expecting something like Dogfish 120. Nope.

          • Joaquin Stick

            I thought I was crazy buying the 5 Bean Porter from Sixpoint last weekend. $12 for a 4 pack. Totally worth it though.

          • Howard Dean

            The going rate for 4-packs of beer from the elite/most exclusive microbrews in Vermont and New Hampshire is now $12-$15. Shit is getting out of hand.

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        I do not believe so.

        • Their current seasonal, Smitten Rye Ale is cool too.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            I only saw 3 of their’s yesterday, might be a while before their non-flagships make it down.

    • DARKBEARD

      that will be a good show

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      Sumerlands is great too, don’t forget about them!

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        Sumerwha?

        Haha, only joking. They’ll be good, I’m just massively excited about ETERNAL CHAMPION

        • Elegant Gazing Globe

          so much so that it makes your iron glow?

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            MY STEEL STANDS PROUDLY

          • Elegant Gazing Globe

            the hilt of your sword and your hand are as one?

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            HOW ELSE CAN ONE DO BATTLE IF NOT WITH STEEL IN HAND

    • RJA

      If I had to live with only one beer, two- hearted may be that beer

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        If I had to live with one beer, if probably choose more beer.

    • I saw a big display of that stuff at HEB yesterday. Opted for a limited Austin Beer Works release tho. Might correct that this weekend.

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        I’ve heard lots of good things about Two Hearted from lots of different people, to include Richter and now RJA.

        Absolutely nothing wrong with supporting local though!

        • DARKBEARD

          Two Hearted is a great beer. back in the day it was considered very hoppy. not so much by todays standards i think

          • nbm02ss

            The more IPAs that come out the more I find myself just sticking a Stone, or Bell’s, or Victory type of IPA; the basic IPA that has been around forever.

          • DARKBEARD

            i still go for old standbys like Highlands Gaelic Ale and Green Man IPAs. Until fall beers and Oktoberfests come around. then again, not really drinking

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            I just want a well balanced IPA, hop bombs don’t do it for me anymore

          • nbm02ss

            Stone IPA is my fav as far as balanced IPAs go.

    • tigeraid

      EC with Sumerian opening, yas? So fucking jellie. All Texas metal bands must tour Ontario right now. I decree this.

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        Sumeria? Confused

        • tigeraid

          Damn auto-correct. Sumerlands.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Yes!

    • nbm02ss

      You’re just now getting Bell’s distribution? Oh, you poor bastards. Excellent brewery.

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        I wouldn’t say we’re poor, many number of great breweries around here.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa
      • Sid Vicious Promos

        Who can hate Hank Williams? Even I can’t deny his greatness and I don’t really listen to much country.

  • Óðinn
  • DARKBEARD

    Gud: A veritable shitload of albums from my tax refund spree came in this week. Ordered some more today (winky face). Going to buy a new Oly Bar and maybe a new pair of Fatgripz to replace my worn out pair. Set a couple new PRs this week. New vest is pretty much complete.

    Bad: Old Lady’s grandma passed so shes going out of town. I guess having the house to myself is a good but because of a bad. Theres a new All Hell record coming out.

    Ugly: Warm february

    Metal & Todays Haul: https://youtu.be/wM6_zm4SE5Q
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cc0378209c09b223f311e0478f344c0084198faf4299aa58c75865feeb573751.jpg

    • Howard Dean

      Rhinocervs >>>>>>>>>>

      I’m still waiting for someone to put out a massive CD compilation of their stuff. I’m hoping that Profound Lore will do it at some point, since they did it for Tukaaria and Odz Manouk. Those two A5 digis are fucking gorgeous, would love to see some Rhinocervs stuff get the same treatment.

      • DARKBEARD

        some of them are kinda hit and miss imo, but RH-07 is top fuckin knotch

        • Howard Dean

          That’s why I’d like to see a CD comp. that cherry picks the good stuff.

      • RJA

        I was not aware profound lore did a tukaaria or odz manouk collection – will have to find

        • Howard Dean

          Both were limited to 500 copies, A5 digipack. I don’t think there are any in regular circulation anymore. I snagged both of mine back when they came out, but I’ve seen then go for high prices on Discogs (especially the Odz Manouk one).

  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY
    • CyberneticOrganism

      Heh, “Walknut”

  • nbm02ss

    Why wasn’t the OP in all caps, though?

    • Rain Poncho W.

      DON’T ENCOURAGE ME

  • Fine Sexy Ladies

    Good: Saw Get Out a few hours ago, was sufficiently satisfied with my choice.

    Bad: The severe back back that ambushed me like a cheetah attacking a douhebag zebra as I woke up this morning and led me to coming into work early after seeing Get Out just so I could lay down on a couch for at least some kind of extended period of time.

    Ugly: Potential bed bugs at my apartment.

    • Rain Poncho W.

      I’M SEEING GET OUT TOMORROW

      • Fine Sexy Ladies

        It’s actually really good. It’s not overtly scary, apart from some jumpscare moments, but it’s pretty creepy.

  • JWG79

    Bad, Personal Stuff:
    Remember when I mentioned that THOR had hyperthyroidism and a possible tumour on his throat? It turned out to be a carcinoma. Though lung failure got him first.

    So, yeah, I had to bury my BFF (Best Feline Friend) in the back yard just under a week ago. Right next to Max, my former BFF (deceased a few years before THOR was born though, so decades apart, and mercifully not of similar health issues).

    Also, I guess maybe it’s ‘bad’ that I have more meaningful relationships with cats than I do humans. Even related humans.

    Bad, Physical Stuff:
    For the last few weeks I’ve been waking up having slept in an awkward position on average more or less every other night. Now, when I say awkward position I don’t mean slept on an arm or bent so that some muscle or other hurts. I can’t routinely sleep on my right side or even just facing right because that’s the side of my VP Shunt. Every minute I’m in that position there’s a gravity-induced increase in cerebrospinal fluid pressure on the valve. So I wake up with all the pressure from it built up and manifest as a truly disconcerting kind of headache. Until I realize it was sleep-position induced I’m momentarily left with a reminder of exactly how i felt back in early May last year and where that led.

    Also, I’m naturally a side-sleeper. So if I roll onto my back there’s a 50-50 chance I’ll roll away to that worse position. I may try creating a Pillow Wall to prevent it. That might work. I may update next week (but probably not).

    All that venting aside, though, things are otherwise pretty good.

    That missing package of three Blu Rays from Scream Factory by way of Amazon Marketplace finally arrived, with tracking information that indicated that (a) they had actually prematurely sent me an email saying they had them in stock (b) found they weren’t and (c) rather than owning up simply bought them from another Marketplace source, then had that second source mail them to me. That plus a delay in passing the U.S. half of Customs & Border Security were why things took so long.

    (PS: if you find a marketplace seller called “Cheap CDs” for either CD’s or films, even if they’re cheapest I really suggest thinking twice before going with them)

    I pulled the trigger on a purchase of some Blu Rays from “Twilight Time” yesterday, because they’re just starting a month-long sale. More Vincent Price:

    – The Mad Magician
    – Scream and Scream Again
    – Theatre of Blood

    …also Count Yorga, Vampire

    Good, Metal:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC3mnYAALeA

    I’m going to skip Ugly this week, again. I’m not so good at coming up with this one, anyway, other than when the weather sucks or to say that politics is basically always ugly (so it typically goes without saying).

    • Rain Poncho W.

      HAIL TO THOR. MAY HE NAP IN GLORY IN THE GREAT CAT TERRARIUM IN VALHALLA!

    • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

      Sorry to hear about your cat, dude.
      Upvote for Nostrum.

    • DARKBEARD

      sorry about your fuzzy buddy 🙁 makes me worry about mine even more

    • I’m so sorry about THOR

    • Waynecro

      Condolences, man.

    • So sorry JWEG. 🙁

    • Sid Vicious Promos

      RIP Thor. I’ll snap into a Slim Jim in his honor.

    • The Mighty Thorange

      R.I.P Thor. I am sure he lived mightily indeed.

  • EsusMoose

    G:Finally bought a compressor for my guitars, got a lot of extra food when I hit up Panda express yesterday, went bowling and wasn’t awful. AMD released their new cpus, nvidia their new gpu, and my want to build a pc is high.
    B: Came down with something Wednesday that’s wiped me out. Due to that I shifted my work more to next week which is gonna suck.
    U: Physical exhaustion, waiting for tax refund

  • sweetooth0

    GOOD: gonna watch some solid 80’s cult shiz tonight in the form of the Vestron blu-ray for Chopping Mall and a remastered dvd of Slumber Part Massacre 2! Gonna blast the Indian Nightmare – Taking Back the Land 12″ I got a couple days ago as soon as I get home!! It’s FUCKING FRIDAY!!

    BAD: So there was a mixup with an order I did on discogs. I ordered “Gutalax – Shit Beast”,and received the booklet and stuff for that, but the “Stinking Collection” CD. I contact the guy, he’s super cool about it and ships me the correct CD. Fast forward to last night, it arrives. Which is good and not bad, but he didn’t think to include the booklet for the Stinking Collection CD, so I had to slap together my own. I guess it was kinda fun to get back into doing a good ol CD layout, so maybe this isn’t all THAT bad.

    UGLY: I decided not to do 2015 taxes because I knew I ‘d owe money and that isn’t really good motivation to send em in. Now I have the double whammy in my jammies of 2015 ass raping and 2016’s ass raping. Ah well, death and taxes right?

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      You self employed?

      • sweetooth0

        no, it’s a combination of a couple things causing me to owe (RRSP withdrawls and HBP repayments). My own fault really.

        • Elegant Gazing Globe

          had to look those up. You more or less borrowed from yourself and didn’t pay it back?

          • sweetooth0

            my RRSP comes off of my gross income so I pay less tax, but when you take money out of the RRSP, even though they do withhold a certain amount for tax at that time, you have to add it to your income, so you end up owing tax on it. HBP wasn’t explained to me very well when I did it to get my house. My understanding was, you use the 10 grand to put the downpayment, as long as you put that amount back in within x amount of years, you don’t pay the tax. However, how it actually works, is you have to subtract the amount for your HBP payment each year from your RRSP contributions, so when you do your taxes, you then owe tax because your RRSP contribution is reduced.

    • I caught Chopping Mall for the first time the other day. So much fun!

    • Sid Vicious Promos

      Chopping Mall is on Blu Ray? Well I’ll be buying that.

  • Max

    “…pointedly Australian appetite…”

    I like that.

    Unfortunately I won’t be drinking much beer this weekend due to work demands; but when I do it’s gonna be light. It’s also gonna be big-name, corporate, vat-bred stuff; because the revelation I’ve had is that I don’t like 99.9 % of “craft beers”. What breadboards are to crockery, craft beer is to alcoholic beverages in my experience: trendy, bacterial, crusty and overpriced. An unpopular opinion, no doubt.

    • Secular Scourge rehearsal tape 2017!!!!

      • Max

        More content to come before the year is out!!!

    • more beer

      If you were to come to Colorado, you would change your mind on the craft beer thing.

  • Commander Shephard

    Good: Horizon Zero Dawn is amazing and will do an excellent job of holding me over till the main event (mass effect andromeda)

    Bad: overtime overtime overtime overtime overtime overtime overtime overtime overtime overtime overtime overtime overtime overtime overtime overtime

    Ugly: The brutal battles I have with sleep because of all the overtime.

  • Jack Rabbit

    Good:Off of school til Wednesday, get to chill at home. May visit a friend.
    Bad:Found out Thundercat is playing tonight, and it sold out.
    Ugly:How the weather went from the high 60’s to low 20’s in a week

    • EsusMoose

      Just got around to listening to his new album and then remembered I missed his concert here which was a few weeks back, sad times indeed

  • The Mighty Thorange

    Good: Managed to get a decent amount of uni work done this week so I feeling a lot less stressed than last week so I can go see my mates band play tomorrow and get pished without feeling guilty for not doing work. Also, I was the highest damage dealer in my D&D session yesterday.
    Bad: The Conservatives just had their annual conference in and the Prime Minister has pretty much said that when the U.K leaves the E.U they want to take all the stuff that the Scottish government is in charge of in Scotland bring it back to the English essentially de-powering the Scottish parliament and making it obsolete While simultaneously saying that another independence referendum is going to be bad for Scotland. They are a bunch of hypocritical, fascist, deluded, fuck faced, arse breathing shitehawks if they think they can fuck with us with impunity. Sorry for the rant. Just saw the news before I got on this site and needed to vent.
    Ugly: Being ill is shite.

    • Óðinn

      Yeah, that’s total BS. If Scotland knew what the Conservatives were going to do, the people never would have voted to stay.

      • The Mighty Thorange

        Well fucking said! Only hope now is for another independence referendum. Which we do actually have a mandate for because the SNP have an overwhelming majority of seats in the Scottish parliament and we’re voted in on the promise that if we are taken out of the E.U against our wishes we get another vote.

        • Óðinn

          Good point. Scots should be able to vote whether or not they want to remain in the EU. I guess it remains to be seen how Theresa May will try an deny that promise. Keep fighting. Don’t let the Conservatives win.

          • The Mighty Thorange

            Cheers dude! Same to you guys across the pond. Don’t let the orange faced spunk weasel away with anything.

          • Óðinn
          • The Mighty Thorange

            This video was making the rounds round these parts when it came out. Still great though. The “Mad Blue Bastards” bit makes me proud and everyone here loves Michael Forbes. The man is a bonafide fucking legend. He also flies a Mexican flag in his garden along with the Saltire and it is visible from most of trumps golf course. Here is the extended interview with the man himself if you haven’t seen it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m24yYMW2iw

          • Óðinn

            I actually hadn’t seen that before. Thanks.

            I can just imagine Donald’s douchey son not leaving when asked. Arrogant little prick.

          • The Mighty Thorange

            You would think most people should know when they are not wanted.

    • The Mighty Thorange

      King Crimson is one of the greatest bands ever and Kyuss are also awesome!
      Music from the Elder…….ew.

      • Well, it’s at least a very interesting album haha. A dumb storyline, a few killer metal rockers like “The Oath,” a good bit of schmaltzy show tune shit, and “Under The Rose” which is the best Kiss song ever.

        • The Mighty Thorange

          I won’t deny that “Under the Rose” is a fucking tune because it is. I just think that as an overall album, it’s pretty shite.

          • I just have this interest in high profile disasters, and Elder qualifies as that. And plus, on the version I have, the first lyrics on the album are “Like a blade of a sword I am forged in flame…fiery hot!”haha

          • The Mighty Thorange

            As a fan of power metal, I can forgive those lyrics. I just think most of the songs are pretty bad.

    • DARKBEARD

      “K” is a pretty small selection in mine. kinda like “J”

  • O’Doul’s Amber for this guy (it’s not bad actually!), with a few of Mother Earth’s fruits on the side. Showing Fifth Element tonight on the projector, having friends over who SOMEHOW HAVENT SEEN THAT MOVIE.

    • DARKBEARD

      multipass.

  • Óðinn

  • Óðinn
  • Old Man Doom

    Good – Hectic week: over, New Mastodon grooves in the fuckin’ pocket
    Bad – Not much, my dudes
    Ugly – a big ‘ol pile of papers to grade.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGCWTcBM4QI&t=0s

  • Sid Vicious Promos

    Good: Saw Carnifex and Rings of Saturn Wednesday, Lou Reed’s live album Rock and Roll Animal and the fact that because of it I’m finally beginning to understand his talent

    Bad: Rings of Saturn almost stayed at my house but alas I didn’t have enough room.

    Ugly: I have very little money because I spent a lot of it this week. I have to wait until I get paid to have more money.

    • Óðinn

      “Rings of Saturn”. Is that some kind of sexual euphemism? Is it anything like a dirty sanchez?

      • Sid Vicious Promos

        No, they’re a band signed to Nuclear Blast. They couldn’t afford a hotel room and they needed somewhere to stay. I wish I could have helped them but alas I couldn’t.

  • Sid Vicious Promos

    I must also add I hate Lou Reed as a human being like Don Henley, Jackson Browne, Tom Scholz and Michael McDonald. They’re all terrible people and I’m sure Henley will burn in the 9th circle of hell for being a truly terrible person.

  • Doom Scientist

    As I posted earlier, I bought my Anthrax ticket today.

  • dr.derelict

    Good: I got a huge promotion this week, and I work in a craft brewery. Therefore I’m drinking the best kind of beer — free beer.
    Bad: Going from 50 hrs/wk to 70+
    Ugly: Hello salary, goodbye overtime.

    • Óðinn

      50 hrs/wk to 70+ drinking beer is impressive. Sláinte!

  • InfinityOfThoughts

    Got myself some Lawson’s Sip of Sunshine and a bottle of Four Roses. Gotta work all weekend but so be it. 4 days off after that!

  • Hans Moleman

    Good: Wormrot laid the place to waste on Monday. Really fun show.

    Bad: Not listening to music at work anymore has upped my efficiency but drastically lowered my turnover rate of new music. Also, stopped reading on the way to and from work, not sure what’s up with that.

    Ugly: Work.

  • Megan Alexandra

    good: that tweet has me cryyyiiiing
    bad: incidents such as the one you described are (part of) what keep me dependent on medical marijuana, praying 4 u