Flush it Friday: The Competition Edition

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Greetings, flushers, and HAIL, WARRIORS. Welcome to the first ever edition of FLUSH IT FRIDAY: SHOWDOWN, in which two Toilet authors compete to see who had the goodest/baddest/ugliest week. Ready? Let’s do this.

You all know our regular Flush it Friday routine: talk about the good, talk about the bad, talk about the ugly – RT: DON’T FORGET SLAYING POSERS. But today we’re pitting Randall Thor, power metal aficionado, against Guacamole Jim, poser extraordinaire, in a battle to see who’s week has been worse/better/uglier.  That’s right: this shit ain’t therapy, this shit is a fight to the damn death! RT: My kind of contest. Only one writer will survive, and it’s up to you, readers. Vote after our epic battle to determine who has had the best/worst/grossest week!

So! Without further ado, LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!! HAIL! HAIL! HAIL AND KILL!


Guac Jim: The Good: I’m loving living in a different part of the world. The wine here is dirt cheap and delicious, the climate warm, the palm trees abundant. My friends are cutting me an amazing deal on rent, so basically I’m living in a tropical paradise with amazing wine, great friends, and some of the most amazing scenery in the world.

Randall Thor: Adorable. If I wanted good food, I’d go to BDubs. If I wanted scenery, I’d google way prettier things than you’re seeing. If I wanted good alcohol, I’d buy PBR. I can do better than this all within 5 minutes of my house and a crappy internet connection. Love life harder, wimp.

Randall Thor: The Good: Sunday I had 3 band practices, and that was pretty exhausting but fun. Monday I worked late on some really nerd cool stuff I’m excited about. Tuesday I played my very first game of Pathfinder, which was also my first experience with pen and paper RPGs, and that was quite an experience. I’m sure I’ll be sharing more stories of Bork the Half-Orc with you all very soon, and Joe will slam me into lockers for it. Wednesday was my birthday, and I got a crap ton of funny stuff posted to my Facebook from friends all over the world! My parents gave me a basket filled with pumpkin spice treats as well as a pair of jeggings. My basic level has risen to astronomical proportions. Work has been great, I’m getting more responsibility bit by bit and gaining the trust of everyone around me in the company.

Guac Jim: To quote our esteemed leader: YOU FUCKEN NERD. You’re a basic-ass bitch whose only validation is off the overpriced bullshit fall-themed drinks you so readily back. Is this “good” news the result of listening to power metal? No wonder I avoid that shit like the plague; I one day desire to put my dick in a vagina. Go back to your basement, neckbeard.


Randall Thor: The Bad: Some drama went down in the Minecraft server I have been playing on. Everyone is still friends, but I’m a bit worried that relationships between some have been strained. Hopefully everything gets resolved very quickly. I’m never stealing a horse in Minecraft again. I’ve also been staying up too late, which was taking its toll on me at work. Easy problem to fix, but eh.

Guac Jim: I almost feel bad for you. In actuality, I feel bad for me, because I’m having trouble coming up with nerd-related insults to throw at you. Your life is bad because of your relationships? The only relationship you’ve had was that one time you fucked a pumpkin with a picture of the Masterlord on it. You’re so lame the only time you’ve brushed up against the law was stealing a fake horse in an online game. Tell me: did your weiner fall off because A) it’s never felt a vagina, or B) you beat it so much to hentai it shriveled and died?)

Guac Jim: The Bad: I got worms. Apparently that’s a thing in tropical areas of the world. I don’t know how I got them – coulda been the street food, coulda been the dog, coulda been most anything – but I got mother fucking worms. And let me tell you, worm shits are the worst shits. I would get a cramping in my gut (that would occasionally wake me up at night), followed by liquidy, dark, diarrhea. This would happen several times a day. I could barely leave the house for fear I’d shit my pants. Thankfully, medication exists for just my problem, and it’s cleared up. But DAMN!

Randall Thor: Psshht. If you want worms, get fleas for your pet, then eat the fleas. You can get tapeworm in your own home, and I’ve been living with fleas for over a month. Catch up to my bad, turd. Plus, you get to use all those bathroom breaks to get paid while you’re at work. Sounds like free money to me. NEXT.


Guac Jim: The Ugly: Worm related shits. Seriously. Take the worst shit you’ve had, add three cups of water, two cups of pain, and one cup of “OH FUCK WHAT DID I JUST EAT?” and you’ve got the worm shits. Have fun waiting until the medication kicks in, too.

Randall Thor: You act like that’s bad?  Try having your cat think you’re trying to hurt it after months of love and care, then betraying your trust by clawing your hand so blood that blood spurts across the carpet. Months worth of trust and dedication gone in a heartbeat. Enjoy your time and pain on the toilet, “friend.” Come back when darkness descends into the mind of your beloved cat, and the cat leaves scars both emotional and physical that time does not heal.

Randall Thor: The Ugly: Albus got hurt the other night playing with a string toy. It got stuck between his claws, and he was very upset and meowing angrily when I tried to help him. He clawed me really bad and I bled all over the place for a little bit. I was able to remove it, thankfully. Hopefully he still loves me.

Guac Jim: I actually got nothing on this, other than just pointing out I’m a little happy you were hurt enough to bleed. Albus is hella dope.


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  • CyberneticOrganism
  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Good: None
    Bad: lack of hours at my job
    Ugly: me and my lady friend are already finished.

    • Herr Schmitty

      C’mon, JJD; at least one good thing happened this week.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        Honestly I cant think of any. The good was going to be my date but that’s under ugly now due to me and my last friend being finished

        • Herr Schmitty

          They may have lost, but the Yanks made the playoffs and you got to watch more meaningful baseball than I did. Seems like a good thing to me.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Don’t bring it up! I miss them so much!

  • EsusMoose

    Internet down at my apartment, fuck charter. I have to choose between leaving and finding internet or drinking here. Tis hard. Nope it’s back fuck charter

    • Herr Schmitty

      1 vote for ‘drinking here.’ and waiting for the internet to return.

      • EsusMoose

        It’s so appealing

  • Good: Fallen Empire records gave an update on the new SKÁPHE album. The artwork was posted and a song will be released in a week or so. I have a feeling this album and the new Revenge will make my top 10 list which means eliminating 2 current ones. It’s still too early to tell though obviously.

    Bad: Gaining weight and drinking too much beer. The colder the weather gets the more this happens.

    Ugly: My growing beer gut.

    • Current list:
      1. Misþyrming – Söngvarelds og óreiðu
      2. Mgła – Exercises in futility
      3. Hæthen – Shaped By Aeolian Winds
      4. Sielunvihollinen – Hautaruhtinas
      5. Genocide Shrines – Manipura Imperial Deathevokovil (Scriptures Of Reversed Puraana Dharmurder)
      6. Adversarial – Death, Endless Nothing and the Black Knife of Nihilism
      7. Black Cilice – Mysteries
      8. Desolate Shrine – The Heart of the Netherworld
      9. Pissgrave – Suicide Euphoria
      10. Macabre Omen – Gods Of War – At War

      • RJA

        I really haven’t given the Genocide Shrines enough time. Haven’t even listened to the Adversarial yet (I listened to a previous one and couldn’t stand something about it – I think it was the sound of the drums) but if it’s top 10 for you I’m going to give it a shot.

        • Oh the drums sounded bad on that album, The new Adversarial sounds much better.

      • Lacertilian

    • Oh, another GOOD is a $1,000 bonus next month. Can’t complain about that. That will cover hotel costs at MDF next year.

      • Tyree: “Uhh, boss.. I think I will take this $1.000 bonus next month to pay the travel and the hotel for a Satanic music Festival”.

        Boss: “Ok, Ty-… Wait, what?”.

        • Nah, the whole company knows about my metal ridiculousness.

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      I’ve been lazy this week, almost no exercise whatsoever. Gotta start hitting the stepper hard again next week.

      • Stanley

        I’ve run 42 miles since Sunday and I have a 24 miler tomorrow.

        *lifts hand to mouth, breathes condensation on nails, polishes on jeans.

        • How nice for you.

          • Stanley

            Yep. Beats having worms any day of the week.

          • Fucking Ay.

          • (little does @disqus_tkPTWDpIxX:disqus know, running just gets you right back to the very place you started)

          • Stanley

            It does, if your lucky. Sometimes Uber gets you back to where you started.

  • Stanley

    Jim, was your but itching when you had worms? I got worms when I was a kid growing up in darkest Wales. They were this little white things (about 5mms) and they itched my hole like crazy.

    • That’s some metal shit right there.

      • Stanley

        I just googled it. These little fuckers.

        http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/175134.php

        • Vote for Jeb

          A. How did you figure out you had worms? B. How did you treat them?

          • Stanley

            A. Butt was itchy. Too embarrassed to tell mum. Mum noticed me scratching and asked me what was up.
            B. Went to docs and got some meds. I was about 8 and so I obviously don’t recall what they gave me, but it did the trick. No more itchy butt.

          • Vote for Jeb

            I read that article you linked. Did you ever see them? Did your mum put tape on your bum to catch them? Did she have to use the hygiene method of basically cleaning the entire house?

          • Dagon

            Putting tape on kids’ butts and then analyzing it under the microscope used to be the main method to diagnose which kind of parasite it was. It’s still widely used in poor places.

            Good times.

          • Stanley

            I saw them!!!!!! Grim. As far as I recall nobody else in the house mentioned having a similar condition, but that could have been because they were older and wiser and capable of taking matters into their own hands so to speak. I don’t recall any special clean up operation going on but that could be because I had other, more pressing, things on my mind. Next time I go home to visit the folks, I’ll have to bring this up.

          • Vote for Jeb

            You should have kept one in a little vial as a memento of that time you conquered worms.

          • Poopypantys Studmuffin General
    • Dagon

      Trichuris trichiura

      There are reports in medical literature that some women developed onanism, which is compulsive masturbation, because they would start scratching their bungholes and vulva and end up discovering their clitoris in the process. I shit you not.

      • Waynecro

        That’s the dirtiest goddamn thing I’ve ever heard.

        • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

          #Giggity

    • Guacamole Jim

      Whoa man. My butthole was actually doing okay. It was more affecting my stomach, which would in turn burn my butthole on the way out, but it didn’t really itch.

  • Vote for Jeb

    I’m trying to fix the polls, but wordpress is being a huge dillhole.

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      Can you get rid of my vote? I didn’t finish my good/bad/ugly I was going to put under other.

      • Vote for Jeb

        You’re only supposed to vote for them.

        • it sure would be fun to see what “Others” people thought of

          • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

            That shitty movie with Nicole Kidman?

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          I realized there was three of them. I just voted for the other two

        • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

          Vote or Puff Daddy will kill you!

    • Fixed

    • RustyShackleford

      Just like you fixed the polls in 01? HUH?

  • EsusMoose

    Good: Got a orange copy of the Minoans by Giant Squid, and a recording interface finally and actually got it working! Been sleeping a fuck ton.
    Bad: I’ve been in a motivational dead zone for a month or so now. Can’t really get anything of major importance done and falling well behind in my studies. So I’ve resorted to wasting away playing the witcher. It’s also time for applying for jobs and getting rejected outright! Isn’t entry level fun!
    Ugly: Ate too much cheap chinese food yesterday and have dropped some room clearing farts.

  • Waynecro

    Bad: The woman I’ve been building a life and planning a future with for eight years just broke up with me…over Skype chat.
    Ugly: She and I just bought a house together (part of that whole building-a-life-and-future-together thing), so we get to continue living together.
    Good: I don’t have to buy her jewelry and do sappy romantic stuff for Christmas and her birthday this December.

    • Fuck. That… that is rough dude. I’m sorry.

      • Waynecro

        She’s the only woman I’ve ever loved or been with. I was going to ask her to marry me.

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          I am so sorry.

          • Waynecro

            That’s what I get for breaking my own don’t-trust-humans rule.

        • I was in a very similar boat. And I dunno what to tell you, other than shit is gonna be really difficult for a while, but you’ll overcome. You’ve got this whole place rooting for you.

        • Max

          This is probably going to sound a bit MRA, but I’m really not sure why women get frustrated with men’s supposed lack of commitment when they pull stunts like this.

          I suppose, at least, she had the grace to sever it before you got married, but purchasing a house still isn’t going to be an easy thing to untangle yourselves from. What a fucked situation.

          • Max: Limp Bizkit fan AND an MRA. Who woulda thought?

          • Max

            HaHaHaHa!

            All I wanted was a Pepsi and a red pill.

          • Waynecro

            Right? I was completely committed to this woman from the very beginning. I wouldn’t have started dating her at all if I didn’t think it was going to be permanent. Hell, I’d never even been with another woman. I may have lost my virginity and the love of my life, but at least I retained a smart business partner. We own a couple of houses together. We live in one and rent out the other. The rental property was part of our retirement strategy. Yeah, we were already planning for retirement together.

          • Guacamole Jim

            Interestingly enough, I knew a girl whose boyfriend did basically this exact thing to her. My opinion? People are shitty, regardless of gender, race, or orientation.

      • Stanley

        I was just typing, “Fuck, that’s rough”. #ToiletTelepathy

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      Oof. I can’t top that. Me and my lady friend lasted less than a week. I am so sorry.

      • Waynecro

        Still sucks, man. But, hey, at least it was a minor loss. You’ll be back at it in no time.

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          I will. The job thing might be a problem because they’re not wanting to give me more than 4 hours but your story could make the toughest drill sergeant cry.

          • Waynecro

            I’m sure this happens to dudes all the time. I just feel like a goddamned chump because I never saw it coming.

    • It’s shit like this that makes me a proud single bro.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      That’s seriously rough, man. Sorry to hear.

      • Waynecro

        Thanks. I can’t even drink to drown my sorrows. What am I supposed to do, drown them in baked chicken breast and broccoli? Lame.

        • Stanley

          Get outside in the fresh air. Go for a hike, go to the beach, whatever, just get outside.

          • Waynecro

            I’m just going to start lifting more. I’m going to get swole as hell and pummel my stupid feelings to death. On the plus side, I can get back to spending all my free time playing Xbox, writing, and writing music.

          • Literally all I want to do.

          • Waynecro

            Me too! I never should have left that path to begin with. Lesson learned!

          • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

            All I wanna do is doo doo.

          • Stanley

            That’ll do too. (except vidya-games)

          • Waynecro

            Yeah, I don’t play video games all that much. Usually just Call of Duty multiplayer because I can chat with my brother, who lives far away.

          • Dagon

            Write for us!

          • Waynecro

            Well, I am working on a Socratic dialogue about BabyMetal.

          • Dagon

            I’m not sure if I want that to be true or not. I probably do.

          • Waynecro

            It’s something I’ve been fucking around with for a while. The debate about whether BabyMetal is metal is an interesting one.

        • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

          Toke your sorrows away!

    • Strenght. Hope you recover of this and carry on with your endeavours like every warrior do. My best wishes in this hard part and in your next part of your life.

      • Waynecro

        Thanks for the kinds words of encouragement, dude. I think I’ll just go back to hating everything. It worked for decades before this woman came along.

    • That does not sound like a fun situation. Hope you have a place in the home that you can retreat to when you need to avoid her.

      • Waynecro

        The gym in the garage. That place is lady repellent. In the coming days, I get to move all my shit out of “our” room and move into the guestroom. At least I get to buy a new TV.

    • Vote for Jeb

      I’m sorry to hear that, dude.

      • Waynecro

        Thanks, man. I’ve never experienced anything like this before. It’s so stupid and pointless. I just wish she’d pulled the trigger before we bought a fucking house together. I mean, we bought the house, like, three months ago.

    • Dagon

      I’m sorry this happened to you. Last year I got out of a seven year relationship, and while it can be a rough spell, shit tends to get better.

      • Waynecro

        Thanks, man. I know things will get better, but, goddamned if this doesn’t hurt like pancreatitis did. I also feel bad that our cute dog now comes from a broken home. On the plus side, that sob story might help him with the bitches.

        • Dagon

          It hurts like a motherfucker. Take some time to heal, try to hang out with friends whenever possible. Try not to do impetuous shit… hasty decisions don’t suit this scenario.

          • Waynecro

            The first thing my brother told me when he heard was “Don’t fucking drink, bro.” A single drink could kill me, so, yeah, probably good advice. Honestly, I’m not even breaking my diet over this shit. I’ll just keep doing what I’ve been doing but more so. Too bad I don’t have any friends to hang out with, though. Normally I prefer this; however, this is the first time I’ve felt alone in decades.

          • Dagon

            Sound advice. This might be a good time to join the TovH FB group. We occasionally do G+ hangouts and those are always tight.

            During the course of my past relationship I actually got separated from a lot of my friends, some by choice and some by pressure. Some of those I got close to again, and others I probably never will. But I learned a lot from that.

          • Waynecro

            I’m not on the Facebooks, but the TovH FB group sounds awesome. Glad you were able to learn from your experience. I place a very high value on learning, and I’ve definitely learned from this experience. I didn’t really have friends before this relationship, so I didn’t lose any, which is a plus.

          • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

            You should join! It’s not one, but two two two times the Toilet!

          • Waynecro

            It sounds killer. I just hate Facebook so much.

          • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

            Eh, I got one because my friends back home were bugging me about it. Set your page to private and you’re good.

          • Waynecro

            I had an account for a job several years ago, but I can’t even remember what it was at this point.

          • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

            Probably deleted at that point.

          • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

            There is no more appropriate song for your predicament than this.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDJi9Te6xNY

          • Waynecro

            DudewhatthefuckwasthatIdon’teven….

          • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

            In a good way?

          • Waynecro

            I haven’t decided yet. I can’t tell what I just watched. I do like all the bunnies, though.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Speaking of G+ when will the next hangout be?

          • Dagon

            Not sure, man.

          • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

            Doubt it’d kill you, but you’d pay dearly.

          • Waynecro

            Actually, because my pancreas got so mangled from pancreatitis, alcohol might kill me. That’s what the doctors think, anyway.

          • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

            Not fucking worth it either way!

          • Waynecro

            It would ruin my diet too. No booze on a cut, man.

      • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

        I got out of a bad relationship of 3 1/2 years, and had zero seperation anxiety. I felt so free telling her to go fuck herself (on top of telling her mom off, telling her mom about her little antics, and listing off all the friends/family I fucked behind her back). It felt like I finally broke the chains!

        https://31.media.tumblr.com/989c85f81cd51ca9e5009382f8959189/tumblr_n2yri92lIK1tsipf6o5_400.gif

    • Herr Schmitty

      That’s fucking brutal. If she was having doubts, I’m sure they didn’t just happen overnight; I wish she’d been mature enough to be open/honest with you, rather than try to buy the house together and make it work.

      Really sorry duder.

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      Dude, that’s just straight up bullshit. I’m so sorry. What a coward.

      • Waynecro

        I guess she just sucks at talking about shit in person. As an editor, I do appreciate having important information in writing.

        • KJM, Shake Zula

          That’s not the kind of thing you do over the phone or email.

          • Waynecro

            So I’ve heard. We talked about it later, but she dropped the bomb on Skype chat, during work hours. I guess she penciled in breaking up with me between meetings and lunch.

          • i do appreciate how you’re inserting funny comments into your terrible situation.

          • Waynecro

            Thanks! I have always appreciated the absurd.

          • Stanley

            The preposterous, even.

          • Waynecro

            Very true. The whole thing is so ball-slappingly stupid that I can’t help but laugh hysterically from time to time.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            You gotta laugh otherwise you end up punching walls.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Exactly. Im trying to not punch walls because of me and my lady friends abrupt split.

          • Waynecro

            Lift instead, bro. Let that rage fuel your gainz.

          • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

            Or masturbate! Always helps me get out all of my rage, especially if you’re yelling at the top of your lungs. “Goddamnit, that motherfucker just cut me off in traffic! *orgasmic grunt* I shoulda punched that motherfucker in the colon! *high pitched moan*

          • Waynecro

            Aren’t you concerned that manipulating yourself while enraged will result in pulling off (or otherwise injuring) your crank? At the very least, your forearms will display uneven muscular development.

          • Poopypantys Studmuffin General
          • Waynecro

            Dude, exactly. Incidentally, I’ve always had trouble bulking up my forearms. My chef brother has massive forearms, which he credits to manipulating heavy pans in the kitchen for more than a decade.

          • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

            My arms are building up quick as hell, and who knows how many calories I burn everyday. I walk a mile to the bus stop, get off at the stop, walk another mile to work, lift heavy pans, 50 lbs. blocks of cheese, heavy equipment, then walk a mile to the bus stop, get off and walk another mile home.

          • Waynecro

            Yeah, dude. That lifestyle is highly conducive to weight loss. If you handle your nutrition properly, you might even see some gainz.

          • Poopypantys Studmuffin General
          • Waynecro

            Eating before you go to sleep isn’t necessarily a bad thing (depending on what you eat then and throughout the day). Sit-ups can be bad for your back, and doing them won’t get you a six pack (you don’t start seeing your abs until you get to 12 percent body fat or less). If you just want better core strength to support your work, you could try doing planks and reverse crunches.

          • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

            Eh, knowing me, I’m gonna stick with my usual routine. :-p
            I already get 2 miles in altogether when I go to work, and the same 2 miles in reverse when getting home.

          • Waynecro

            You can’t beat walking. It’s good for you for, like, a buncha reasons.

          • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

            It’s a mile and a half walk to the grocery, and often times I’m coming back with a 12 pack and an armload of groceries. Lol, I can’t even count how many times I’ve simply pushed a shopping cart home rather than carry it. #ToiletConfidential

          • Waynecro

            That’s awesome. We all do what we must.

          • Herr Schmitty

            Real shit.

          • Waynecro

            I have enough shit to fix around our new house. Wall holes would only hurt me…JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!

          • Poopypantys Studmuffin General
    • good lord man i’m so sorry to hear that. just reading those events, it doesn’t even make sense! join the FB group, make fun of Jack Bauer and get some laughs to cheer up. plus there’s always hilarious [and occasionally] helpful advice being thrown around.

      • Waynecro

        Thanks, man. It really doesn’t make sense. What can I say? Bitches be crazy. I didn’t even get a goodbye fuck, which I’ve heard is a thing. Anyway, I don’t have a Facebook account, but the TovH FB group makes me want to get one.

        • I, along with many others, created a bogus facebook account just to fuck around with other toileteers. It is very much worth it. (Trust me, I fucking HATE facebook.)

          • Waynecro

            I’m going to have to sign up. There goes my metadata!

          • Óðinn

            I fucking HATE facebook too. We should be friends. Are you on Facebook?

          • I see what you did there.

          • In all seriousness, Facebook is a black hole, and sometimes even the Toilet FB group is a headache, but as a resource for discovering new music and having the occasional laugh it is quite valuable.

          • Óðinn
          • I remember when I was classy. There was more money in my checking account, at least.

          • Óðinn

            Yes. I hate Facebook too. I may join for the Toilet group though. Still considering it.

          • It’s a whole other world, at least 10x more active than the blog comments. And you get to have fun trying to figure out who the fuck everyone is on disqus. Except for people with bogus accounts transposed from disqus.

        • J.R.™

          I set up an account strictly for Toilet shenanigans. Definitely worth it.

          • Waynecro

            I never thought “toilet shenanigans” would be a selling point.

    • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

      Damn, that is low down!

    • Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Sorry mate.

      • Waynecro

        Thanks, man.

  • The goodest week? That goes for Randall.

    Guaqui lives in this hole called South América. He is just seeing this shithole with foreigner eyes. In two weeks he will be suffering from bad politricks and the uncertainty of not being shot in the knee.

    http://www.projectvisa.com/images/maps/south_america.gif

    • I don’t care what you say Link! I want to visit someday without getting shot or robbed.

      • I will protect you with my magic. But, you’re warned!

      • Dagon

        COME 2 BRASIL

        KKKKK

        • Would love to visit the land of Big Booty someday.

          • Dagon

            I don’t think the exchange rate will get any better for me in the next 2 years, so you probably have that amount of time to get your ass down here. Bring the kids.

          • If I’m going, it’s without them.

        • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

          Power metal, big juicy butts, nice weather, awesome food? Um ticket, por favor!

          • Dagon

            Power metal, keeping one step short of an upvote since forever.

          • Waynecro

            Juicy butts sounds even worse than power metal–especially because of all the worms and diarrhea talk ’round here today.

          • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

            Power metal, destroying anuses since sometime in the 80’s. FTFY

            http://i.imgur.com/DHv1vni.gif

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      Bad politricks and a severe case of JumpDaFuckUp Syndrome.

  • Haha, this was funny guys. Sorry to hear about the cats and worms.

    Good: Dat new Cult Leader
    Bad: Wifey not feeling well. Nothing serious got sick is all
    Ugly: NYC Comic-Con yesterday.

  • RustyShackleford

    All hail the trusty Randal! Today is all good cause I’m about to head to an AHL game. Hockey season >>>>>>>>

    Yup. http://memecrunch.com/meme/1T3KH/slapshot/image.png

    • Herr Schmitty

      Hockey >>>>>>>>>>>>>

      I’ll pretend my Bruins didn’t get obliterated last night.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        Go Devils!!!!!!!

        • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

          Go Blackhawks!!!!!!

      • RustyShackleford

        That was a rough as hell game. Made me switch and watch Buffalo instead. Bruins defense without Chara was scary bad!

        • Herr Schmitty

          There are some good prospects in the system, and I doubt they’ll be bad for long… but yeah, last night’s 6 didn’t look like they could cut it, too many awful neutral zone turnovers.

          Of that group, I basically only like Miller, Krug and maybe McQuaid. We’ll see how the young guys do.

          • RustyShackleford

            Krug is awesome. I’m an Isles fan so I can empathize with being stuck with a young defense haha. At least you guys got Tukka, could always be worse!

      • Mvthvr Shvbvbv 8

        HEY DID YOU HEAR? THE BRUINS LOST 6-2…TO WINNIPEG! WINNIPEG OF ALL TEAMS!

    • “They brought their fuckin’ TOYS with ’em!”

    • Mvthvr Shvbvbv 8

      Which AHL team?

    • Poopypantys Studmuffin General
  • Hubert

    GOOD: Life, friends, grass and a dash of SKRONK.
    BAD: Not being able to SKRONK and/or eat during certain moments of the day.
    UGLY: irrelevant

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Maximum Satan

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        SATAN.

  • The Good:
    You know what’s hilarious about all these comments is that I had
    never even read anything from this site before I saw comments on my
    Tech-Death Tuesday post I am doing at Metal-Injection. I asked to do a
    Tech-Death Tuesday and a Tech-Death Thursday but the editor at
    Metal-Injection asked me just to do a Tuesday one. Is it so hard to
    believe two people independent of each other can come up with the same
    idea? It happens all the time. But I think the best part, is that in
    looking through some of the posts, I saw a number of links to tech-death
    songs I myself premiered atNocleansinging.com!
    So how can I be “stealing” an idea when bands/songs I’ve written about
    have shown up here. It’s not copying, but the troll in me is glad
    someone out there is mad 😉 I wrote about Lever Of Archimedes back in
    July….http://www.nocleansinging.com/2015/07

    Whoops. Didn’t want to “steal” that one from ya!

    Kudos
    to this series though, I applaud it for real guys. Keep doing it! I
    don’t see how this is a competition, its about writing about bands other
    places aren’t. Also…maybe you guys should cover Sutrah who I wrote
    about in my Metal-Injection post this week 😉 Really good Tech-Death.

    For some quick examples…

    The
    Zillah song linked to in your tech-death tueday….I premiered. Oh, and
    I’ll be exclusively streaming the full record on October 14th. In case
    you know…I “stole” that one too hahahah! http://www.toiletovhell.com/te

    I
    also exclusively premiered the Serocs -“Itami” song mentioned in that
    link over at nocleansinging first, before it was added to youtube.

    I was also the guy who premiered the Terminus Est Single AND both of the The Ritual Aura songs that came out before it dropped. http://www.toiletovhell.com/te

    I also premiered both Breeding Filth songs that you all linked to one of them in this posthttp://www.toiletovhell.co……

    Likewise I premiered the first The Crinn song called Endless way before it came out if you check NCS…a band you cover here http://www.toiletovhell.com/te

    I also premiered the Bedlam Of Cacophany song you link to here….http://www.toiletovhell.com/te

    I also did an advanced stream of the Necrosy record at Nocleansinging that you covered on tech death tuesday http://www.toiletovhell.com/te

    Likewise
    long before your tech death tuesday Serdce, I set it up to have my
    editor premiere Quasar and another song over at nocleansinging way
    before that record dropped

    http://www.toiletovhell.com/te

    Likewise
    the Scalafra song premiere linked to in this edition was done by me. I
    also was the guy who premiered the other song released by them before it
    came out.http://www.toiletovhell.com/te

    Another tech-death tuesday song with the first The Ritual Aura song premiere ….I didhttp://www.toiletovhell.com……

    And
    I didn’t even check all the posts. So yeah…if so much of what I have
    personally premiered and shined a light on shows up here….how the fuck
    can I be accused of cribbing anyone? Seems the other way around..but
    okay sure 😉

    The Bad:

    You know what’s hilarious about all these comments is that I had
    never even read anything from this site before I saw comments on my
    Tech-Death Tuesday post I am doing at Metal-Injection. I asked to do a
    Tech-Death Tuesday and a Tech-Death Thursday but the editor at
    Metal-Injection asked me just to do a Tuesday one. Is it so hard to
    believe two people independent of each other can come up with the same
    idea? It happens all the time. But I think the best part, is that in
    looking through some of the posts, I saw a number of links to tech-death
    songs I myself premiered atNocleansinging.com!
    So how can I be “stealing” an idea when bands/songs I’ve written about
    have shown up here. It’s not copying, but the troll in me is glad
    someone out there is mad 😉 I wrote about Lever Of Archimedes back in
    July….http://www.nocleansinging.com/2015/07

    Whoops. Didn’t want to “steal” that one from ya!

    Kudos
    to this series though, I applaud it for real guys. Keep doing it! I
    don’t see how this is a competition, its about writing about bands other
    places aren’t. Also…maybe you guys should cover Sutrah who I wrote
    about in my Metal-Injection post this week 😉 Really good Tech-Death.

    For some quick examples…

    The
    Zillah song linked to in your tech-death tueday….I premiered. Oh, and
    I’ll be exclusively streaming the full record on October 14th. In case
    you know…I “stole” that one too hahahah! http://www.toiletovhell.com/te

    I
    also exclusively premiered the Serocs -“Itami” song mentioned in that
    link over at nocleansinging first, before it was added to youtube.

    I was also the guy who premiered the Terminus Est Single AND both of the The Ritual Aura songs that came out before it dropped. http://www.toiletovhell.com/te

    I also premiered both Breeding Filth songs that you all linked to one of them in this posthttp://www.toiletovhell.co……

    Likewise I premiered the first The Crinn song called Endless way before it came out if you check NCS…a band you cover here http://www.toiletovhell.com/te

    I also premiered the Bedlam Of Cacophany song you link to here….http://www.toiletovhell.com/te

    I also did an advanced stream of the Necrosy record at Nocleansinging that you covered on tech death tuesday http://www.toiletovhell.com/te

    Likewise
    long before your tech death tuesday Serdce, I set it up to have my
    editor premiere Quasar and another song over at nocleansinging way
    before that record dropped

    http://www.toiletovhell.com/te

    Likewise
    the Scalafra song premiere linked to in this edition was done by me. I
    also was the guy who premiered the other song released by them before it
    came out.http://www.toiletovhell.com/te

    Another tech-death tuesday song with the first The Ritual Aura song premiere ….I didhttp://www.toiletovhell.com……

    And
    I didn’t even check all the posts. So yeah…if so much of what I have
    personally premiered and shined a light on shows up here….how the fuck
    can I be accused of cribbing anyone? Seems the other way around..but
    okay sure 😉

    The Ugly:

    You know what’s hilarious about all these comments is that I had
    never even read anything from this site before I saw comments on my
    Tech-Death Tuesday post I am doing at Metal-Injection. I asked to do a
    Tech-Death Tuesday and a Tech-Death Thursday but the editor at
    Metal-Injection asked me just to do a Tuesday one. Is it so hard to
    believe two people independent of each other can come up with the same
    idea? It happens all the time. But I think the best part, is that in
    looking through some of the posts, I saw a number of links to tech-death
    songs I myself premiered atNocleansinging.com!
    So how can I be “stealing” an idea when bands/songs I’ve written about
    have shown up here. It’s not copying, but the troll in me is glad
    someone out there is mad 😉 I wrote about Lever Of Archimedes back in
    July….http://www.nocleansinging.com/2015/07

    Whoops. Didn’t want to “steal” that one from ya!

    Kudos
    to this series though, I applaud it for real guys. Keep doing it! I
    don’t see how this is a competition, its about writing about bands other
    places aren’t. Also…maybe you guys should cover Sutrah who I wrote
    about in my Metal-Injection post this week 😉 Really good Tech-Death.

    For some quick examples…

    The
    Zillah song linked to in your tech-death tueday….I premiered. Oh, and
    I’ll be exclusively streaming the full record on October 14th. In case
    you know…I “stole” that one too hahahah! http://www.toiletovhell.com/te

    I also exclusively premiered the Serocs -“Itami” song mentioned in that
    link over at nocleansinging first, before it was added to youtube.

    I was also the guy who premiered the Terminus Est Single AND both of the The Ritual Aura songs that came out before it dropped. http://www.toiletovhell.com/te

    I also premiered both Breeding Filth songs that you all linked to one of them in this posthttp://www.toiletovhell.co……

    Likewise I premiered the first The Crinn song called Endless way before it came out if you check NCS…a band you cover here http://www.toiletovhell.com/te

    I also premiered the Bedlam Of Cacophany song you link to here….http://www.toiletovhell.com/te

    I also did an advanced stream of the Necrosy record at Nocleansinging that you covered on tech death tuesday http://www.toiletovhell.com/te

    Likewise
    long before your tech death tuesday Serdce, I set it up to have my
    editor premiere Quasar and another song over at nocleansinging way
    before that record dropped

    http://www.toiletovhell.com/te

    Likewise
    the Scalafra song premiere linked to in this edition was done by me. I
    also was the guy who premiered the other song released by them before it
    came out.http://www.toiletovhell.com/te

    Another tech-death tuesday song with the first The Ritual Aura song premiere ….I didhttp://www.toiletovhell.com……

    And
    I didn’t even check all the posts. So yeah…if so much of what I have
    personally premiered and shined a light on shows up here….how the fuck
    can I be accused of cribbing anyone? Seems the other way around..but
    okay sure 😉

    • Huehuehuehue!

    • featured comment

    • Dagon

      KKKKKKKKKK

      VEM P BRAZIL

    • CyberneticOrganism

      TA;DW (too austin, didn’t weber)

    • EsusMoose

      I have salt coming out of my laptop now, thanks Weber.

    • Guacamole Jim

      Fuck yes.

    • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

      Hell, MI more or less just cuts and pastes their shit from Blabbermouth. Their transformation into TMZ is almost complete!

    • Pagliacci is Kvlt

      “It’s not copying, but the troll in me is glad someone out there is mad 😉 ”

      I went back and read that thread. Looks like you all took his bait.

      • I kinda want to post screenshots of the straight up STANGRY messages he spent a couple hours sending me on facebook.

        • just blur out the names

        • Dagon

          I wonder if he has a pug around…

        • Pagliacci is Kvlt

          Well at least you’re being the adult and not carrying a grudge or anything.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            This isn’t a grudge. THIS IS WAR!!!

          • Pagliacci is Kvlt

            This is silly. MS did a new release column every Tuesday, should they accuse TovH of stealing their idea?

          • We totally did steal that, cuz it’s awesome. I told him that I thought it was uncool that he’s using pretty much the same name for a column that has basically the same format as ours. That’s it. From there, my phone battery just about drained immediately from all the horse shit this dude sent me.

          • Pagliacci is Kvlt

            Well I guess he could have called it Black Metal Tuesday, but that would be a little misleading.

          • Weedlies of the Week? Deedly of the Day?

          • Pagliacci is Kvlt

            Wheedly-deedly Wednesday?

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Stoner Saturday!

          • Pagliacci is Kvlt

            Rings of Satur(n)day!

          • BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            BOOO-URNS

          • i’m stealing the f__k out of Deathcore Dmonday.

          • Pagliacci is Kvlt

            I’m going to get a trademark on Trees ‘n Shit Tuesday.

          • Lacertilian

            While I don’t know much about the genre, I’m sure someone will benefit from my Black Tuegaze.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            “On second thought, let’s not go to The Internet. Tis a silly place.”

          • Vote for Jeb

            I don’t feel like we stole Tuesday releases from MS. That was an industry standard, and we’re one of (if not the only) site that still runs it on Tuesday.

          • Based Pingu
        • Edward/Breegrodamus™

          DO IT

        • Óðinn

          Really? Dude actually did that?

      • Vote for Jeb

        I was tutoring when all of that was going down. I logged into facebook and saw several expletive-laden messages directed at Joe.

    • RJA

      Jesus Christ this e-mail! It’s like he’s preparing for a court case.

      • ToH: represented by JJD’s dad

        • KJM, Shake Zula

          McNulti’ plz!!!!

        • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

          TOH should team up with American Standard (the toilet company). Imagine what those commercials would sound like during The Super Bowl! And how those toilets would look.

      • EsusMoose

        Actually not an email, it’s from his disqus

        • RJA

          Thanks for the correction. I don’t know if that makes him any less crazy but it makes my comment less funny.

          • EsusMoose

            It seems he also did send emails so you still are correct. SO still quite crazy

    • Óðinn

      I must have missed something.

      • EsusMoose

        MI started a tech-tuesday article. Toileters posted about how we’ve had one for over a year. A certain rational person went through a fair bit of the articles and then repeatedly replied to toileters (using the messages above) how a lot of the bands on tech death thursday are bands he premiered on various sites. But level headed, rational people aside it generated some page views to some old articles so yeah

        • tl;dr: lolbuttz e’rrywhere

          • EsusMoose

            Probably means you haven’t drank enough

        • Óðinn

          I see. Thanks EsusMoose.

        • Óðinn

          Dude’s unstable. I’ve just told him that he makes No Clean Singing look ridiculous. And also that MI is ridiculous, but has always been that way.

          • Pagliacci is Kvlt

            I just left a flaming paper bag filled with poop on his front doorstep.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I’m gonna TP his front lawn.

          • Óðinn

            Why didn’t I think of that?

  • Dagon

    GOOD: Coffee. Dopesmoker is playing. I’m one element short of hippie speedballing the rest of the arvo.

    BAD: Grandma is in a very shitty mood today. She’s a bit nauseous and weak from the chemo so she’s taking it out on us. It happens. I’m also contemplating whether or not I should go to round 2 of a mate’s birthday. He invited my ex to round 1 and I felt awkward there. Not sure if I’m able to relax and enjoy myself around her, even though it’s been a year. I am also not entirely sure if he does this shit out of ingenuity or if he’s the type of dude that wants to see chaos… and I’m leaning towards the latter. We do have some history, me and him.

    UGLY: My face without my beard mask. Tried to trim my shit and was unhappy with the result, so I shaved it all off.

    • PLEASE COME TO VENEZUELA M/ M/

      JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        HUEHUEHUE

    • Two rounds of birthday? Someone is special.

      • Dagon

        Dude gets around. He is the type of person that infiltrates whatever clique/family he hangs out with.

    • Boss the Ross

      But why is the beard gone?

      • Dagon

        Because I suck.

        :´(

        • Boss the Ross

          But you are the all powerful fish god.. you can’t suck.

      • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

        RIP, Tyree’s mighty beard.

  • Good: I moved to a bigger room this weekend, it have more space and it have TV cable ready for my TV. My fiancee made me food this entire week <3.

    Bad: my inhability to poop in other places that aren't my trusty bathroom has led me this week more cranky than usual and with stomach weirdness. I'm returning to my nervousness again, think I need to go to a psychologist.

    Ugly: the university in which I study the Master and give classes is in strike. Professors and the personnel aren't working because the goverment isn't paying like they should and didn't made the salary raises the workers and professors were asking. I haven't reincorporated into both classes because of this, to me it is more free time, but it's also more time to complete the Master. Which means a complete delay in my professional career :/ I'm still fighting!

  • Vote for Jeb

    Guac, you been scooting across the carpet like a dog?

  • Mvthvr Shvbvbv 8

    Good: NEW CULT LEADER. I have only five more volumes to buy before my first real comic book collection is complete. I have picked up more hours at work, which means more $$$.

    Bad: Thanks to this place, I compulsively have to make lists of my favorite albums when I find ranking meaningless. A few impulse buys/bad habits I won’t be going into. Although I finally got a jolt of creativity, I can’t figure out how to begin writing.

    Ugly: More $$$ means I’m more prone to blowing it away on shit. And by shit I do not mean music. Music would be fine to spend money on.

  • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

    Love ya, Guac, but had to go with Randall on this, because power metal and stuff.

    • Guacamole Jim

      It’s okay. You’re dead to me now, though. Side effect of power metal.

  • GOOD: It’s almost time for the weekend!
    BAD: I have to go to some hoity-toity fundraiser/silent auction thing tonight with my gf. Also, my dog apparently needs surgery for her knee cap which the vet estimated the cost around $1100. Fucking ouch.
    UGLY: Life.

    • Herr Schmitty

      God dammit… $1100 for dog surgery is the worst, because you’re ethically obligated to do right by your pet BUT HOLY SHIT THERE GOES ALL MY $$$.

      GL with the auction, hoity-toity is fun in smmaaaaaaaall doses.

  • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

    The good: Work is going great, getting compliments from the trainers and managers, and I get a few days off next week so my arthritis and carpel tunnel riddled hands can finally get a rest.
    Bad: Nothing so far. The hurricane was supposed to hit us Monday, and thankfully that never happened.
    The Ugly: Brazilians! Hideous I tells ya; Total Boner Killer Town!

    http://www.brazilmycountry.com/image-files/isabeli-fontana1.jpg
    http://buylovely.com/files/glamgalz/imgs/models/michella_cruz_brazil_07.jpg

    http://31.media.tumblr.com/9f94ed08f04c8aee9dc74fa6dacdc3ae/tumblr_myj53saHLh1rk74v1o1_250.gif

    http://re-actor.net/uploads/posts/2012-07/thumbs/1342613272_2.jpg

  • Edward/Breegrodamus™

    GOOD: It’s Friday at 4:00 pm. I’m about to clock out, head home, and check out the new Cult Leader album.

    • Herr Schmitty

      Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah boy! 5:00 here, also about to clock out for a 3 day weekend, thanks to noted dick-bag Chris Columbus!

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        Think of it as “Indigenous People’s Day” instead.

        • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

          Several cities have already made that a reality.

      • Edward/Breegrodamus™

        I got a four day weekend coming up on the 23rd of this month. Much needed for my own mental health and stability, lol

  • JWEG

    (The GOOD)
    Topical: THOR is a Good Cat. Either that or he’s just too fat and lazy to muster the effort to attack. Mind you, he struggles every time I try to clean his weepy eye. Sometimes it gets close to violence, but he’s only once tried to take a swipe at me (and missed).

    I got a few more Blu Rays for my collection since last week. I saw The Burning mentioned in a post and it reminded me that was on my list to get. Apart from that I added Body Bags, and this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YbDv5HxjnI

    Long weekend starts shortly. Monday is our Thanksgiving, but I think my family are planning on doing Sunday instead because it’s easier to coordinate. My Monday will be all tunes, films, and maybe some games.

    (The BAD)
    That last planned activity is far far less likely than the rest. I keep saying I’m going to do that then get distracted. I’ve had my Xbox (360) for five or six years now, and have still only (a) played about a half a dozen games (b) ‘finished’ two of them (c) only managed near-100%-completion on one of the two (it would have been 100 if not for a glitch that made the last achievement impossible).

    I’m also kind of irrationally and selfishly annoyed that several game series (that account most of the six I’ve played) I’m into are still going on this current generation. It will be around about 2025 before I’ve exhausted my now-last-gen system of all the games i want to play. By then I’ll have to get a PS9 or something, and since they’ve abandoned backwards-compatibility I’ll miss years of good stuff in between. Including whole chunks of series that seem to be too episodic to miss installments without losing track of the overarching narrative.

    (The UGLY)
    I seem to cop out on this one every single time, so I’ll try not to again. I suppose I could be totally generic and say “(North American) politics as usual” because, honestly, they have rapidly gone from bad to ugly this year especially.

    • unfinished games >>>>>>>>>>>
      (damn you Steam Sales!)

    • EsusMoose

      I agree with the politics, I haven’t paid too much attention but the fact that I haven’t tried to pay attention and yet still know what’s going on is not good. Another election cycle and people will be campaigning right after the elections. Your cat seems pretty chill though

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      I feel like we’ve been over this once, but my cat’s name is also Thor.

      • JWEG

        Yes. I’d say Great Minds Think Alike, but as I noted when I introduced him to TovH, T.H.O.R. was actually just an acronym the SPCA had been using while they tried to decide what to call him for real. It stuck, so that was it.

        Sometimes I regret not asking what it stood for. It was fun trying to imagine what it could be, at least for a while, though…

    • Count_Breznak

      Emulators.

  • @disqus_9CmX83EGqz:disqus’s got this. aww yeah, kittehs

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      WHEEEEEEE!!!!

  • Boss the Ross

    Good: seeing The Sword tonight
    Bad but kinda good: My Clutch preorder has just now finally shipped after a week of despair and torment.
    Ugly: i have to wake up early tomorrow and do a lot of driving this weekend. But its worth it, because metal.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      Being able to listen to consecutive full length albums in the car is pretty sweet.

      • Boss the Ross

        Yes it is, i was really stretching for an ugly, it was the worst thing i could think of. But its really not all bad. It is definitely a good time to listen to music undisturbed.

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      The Sword will be coming my way in December. I’ll be there.

      • Boss the Ross

        I’m stoked, Kadavar is pretty badass as well.

      • Boss the Ross

        The show was sublime. All Them Witches were solid. Kadavar killed it! And The Sword were The Sword, riffs galore.

        The singer/guitarist for Kadavar had a tv yellow SG and layed waste, makes me want to go get one.

  • Boss the Ross

    I got excited about the Hail and Kill! link, turns out it was not Manowar. Totally bummed.
    https://youtu.be/ty0PBp1E4NU

    • EsusMoose

      I just thought the link was manowar so I didn’t check, sneaky chip dip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sdL8ZzX3eQ

      • Boss the Ross

        Until the day is done! Forever! Carry on!

    • on friday night, with THC and psilocybin coursing through my veins, i read this comment and laughed vigorously for 15 minutes.
      (FYI)

  • Óðinn
  • KJM, Shake Zula
    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      Dr. Hook is so much better than Black Oak Arkansas. While Black Oak Arkansas may have had the bigger hit with their version of Jim Dandy Dr Hook had quite a few good albums and was much better live. I’m not saying Black Oak Arkansas wasn’t good live, I just enjoy watching Dr. Hook live more. Also, when Dr. Hook went and became soft rock they were much more adept and interesting than the two Black Oak Arkansas soft rock albums under the names Race With The Devil and I’d Rather Be Sailing.

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        And tonight on ‘Non Sequitur Theater’…

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          Wasn’t it a good one?

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Well, I’m sure that Kent Stump(Wo Fat’s guitarist) has, at least, a passing familiarity with Black Oak Arkansas so there’s a connection with that.

            Shel Silverstein is more talented than BOA, but Dr Hook are not a better band than BOA. I saw BOA open for BOC, but you already heard about that.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Well, David Lee Roth did rip off Jim Dandy Mangrum. I still believe that Dr Hook was extremely underrated.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Shel Silverstein was a far better writer.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            He’s my favorite poet. I have all his books. My uncle Sam gave them to me when I was little. He is missed but at least he lived a long life. He was 97 when he died in 2013.

          • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

            Mine are Walt Whitman, Antonio Machado,Pablo Neruda.

          • Poopypantys Studmuffin General

            Danny Elfman, anyone?

      • Poopypantys Studmuffin General
    • Poopypantys Studmuffin General
  • KJM, Shake Zula
  • Poopypantys Studmuffin General
  • KJM, Shake Zula

    SATAN.

    COME TO US.

    WE ARE READY.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pMuAgsZ2oo

  • Óðinn

    GOOD: Had 3 auditions this week.
    BAD: Rupert Murdoch is a racist.
    https://thegrio.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/rupert-murdoch-tweet.png?w=637&h=376
    UGLY: Ben Carson thinks the Oregon massacre is funny.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSlSzNNp3Jc

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