Today is a special day that will only happen twice this year. It’s your last chance to get spoopy until October. That’s 9 months away, y’all. So do as I do and leave your stupid job, go out and get a shit ass tattoo, then fire up Jason Goes to Hell because it’s Friday the 13th and the rules of polite society no longer apply.
The floor is yours for holiday-related shitposting. Thank you for your continued support of this particular e-Toilet. We’ll see you tomorrow.