Flush it Friday: Thanksgiving n’ Shit

I’m headed out to see the fam for Thanksgiving. Wish me luck. 

Thank you for your continued support of this particular Toilet ov Hell. Your regular schedule resumes tomorrow.

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Published on: November 18, 2016

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  • GL

    You’ll have a great weekend!

    <3

    GL

  • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

    Good: got paid, seeing F&J and Helstar tonight with some friends, the movie McCabe and Mrs Miller.

    Bad: nothing

    Ugly: my love life

  • GOOD: Friday. 3 day week next week. More new shit as seen below.
    BAD: My boss came back today. It was such a nice week at the office without her. Now I die slower again.
    UGLY: My boss. She sucks.

    http://i.imgur.com/TuFELlX.jpg

    • Stanley

      Needs more goat blood. Belus >>>>>>. I’m interested to know which CD you blurred out. Mary Poppins OST? No need to answer.

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        What’s wrong with Mary Poppins?

        • Stanley

          Not much.

    • sweetooth0

      what’s the blurred one. 2hot4toilet?

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Bosses <<<<<<<<<<<<

  • ME GORAK™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    GOOD:STILL DIGGING NOO ALBUM FROM VADER/TESTAMENT/DARK TRANQUILITY/ULCERATE!!!!!!
    BAD:NO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMASH BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    METAL:MAIDEN!!!!!!!
    https://youtu.be/J0R7eDAKayo

    • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

      New Vader, Testament & Dark Tranquillity: disappointing to Frank’s ears.

      New Ulcerate, Alcest & The Dillinger Escape Plan: delightful to Frank’s ears.

      • Jack Rabbit

        Every song on the new alcest is great, besides the closer. Do you happen to have the deluxe addition, because I find the bonus track to be a more satisfying closer than onyx

        • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

          ì have the regular digipack. I thought the deluxe mediabook was ridiculously expensive. I don’t really mind Onyx to be honest. `

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        You dont like Brotherhood of the Snake?

        • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

          Not bad, but nothing particularly noteworthy either. It’s solid, like the previous two Testament albums were solid, but it isn’t the memorable ripper The Legacy or The Gathering were.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Ah, gotcha.

      • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

        Vader is so good though!

        • ME GORAK™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          VADER = RIFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

          They’re a very consistent band. It’s just that I already heard the latest album about ten times before.

  • Señor Jefe El Rosa
  • tigeraid

    I dunno why you guys are celebrating Thanksgiving, it was a month ago!

    The Good: for some reason, it’s 20 degrees and Sunny on November 18th
    The Bad: Snow hits tomorrow or Sunday, and the loooooong over-winter at The Ranch begins.
    The Ugly: Trump hiring Washington insiders and anti-Semites already. That didn’t take long.

  • Lacertilian
  • CyberneticOrganism
  • Pentagram Sam

    Good: In Austin for a week now, huzzah! Also started working as a delivery dude two days after I moved here. Got the amp head retubed and worked out a fair deal to finally purchase the amp that’s been rented for a year and a half. Then, it’s a for reals set sights on a used Alpine White Les Paul Custom to give it the 3 pup treatment. (not that this is happening soon, or prob in 2017 but owning an amp comes first and THIS is next)

    Bad: Gonna have to get a harness and walk my cat around. He had a major downsizing from the house in Midland to an efficiency apartment. We still cool though. Movie time is good time

    Ugly: Learning to have to only keep food that requires cooking around the house. At bare minimum, egg sandwiches. Shit that’s ready to eat is too damn easy to snack on, esp late at night after some beers n shit.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      What kind of amp?

      • Pentagram Sam

        Hughs N Kettner 5 watt head w a DarkHorse cabinet w a Celestion 30 watt speaker.

        It’s really small, no effects, no reverb but it is a mean motherfucker. Great for practice and jamming, with a drummer though gotta tilt it up.

    • tigeraid

      Keeping whole foods around and cooking each meal is HUGE for both generaly health and weight loss. Can’t recommend it enough.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      beers n shit >>>>>

      • Óðinn

        Seconded.

  • Freedom Jew

    Good: Weekend after a stupid week. Four day weekend and ridiculously slacker short week coming up.

    Bad: Mrs. Freedom Jew has carpal tunnel surgery on Monday morning.

    Ugly: I still can’t stop waking up at 4:30 am every freaking morning. I hate being old.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f0a745d1a12748b07362363c04fbb3a5f7e98856322fed8c17fd4965bb5a86f5.jpg

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Good vibes to Mrs. Freedom Jew.

      • Freedom Jew

        If the last one was any indication, there will be much whining once the painkillers wear off and she has to actually start moving stuff.

  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY
    • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

      Also:

      Burning Witch & Khanate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sunn O)))

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v38Na7tKjO4

      Just saying…

    • CyberneticOrganism

      WTF is that children’s choir bullshit in the IF song?

    • Dave Vincent’s Perm

      I tried to warn people about In Flames. Nobody listened. Now we have this.

      • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

        This is basically the only In Flames I care about.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ojVeDn7Z1w

        • ME GORAK™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

          GORAK FAVORITE TOO!!!!!!!

        • Dave Vincent’s Perm

          This is the only In Flames I like:

        • CyberneticOrganism

          If that’s not Comic Sans, it’s damn close.

  • On Saturday night I had a p big burrito. (Is this what it’s like to live in Texas?) I somehow ate 75% of it. Then saw, and enjoyed, Doctor Strange. There’s no bad or ugly!

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1c3d34ed0c506926ec205b12425bca416c0172e42577ff09f58a18fac916bddc.jpg

  • sweetooth0

    GOOD: it’s Friday. This was the first 5 day work week I’ve had in 3 weeks but it ended up going by pretty fast which is always a plus. Gonna have Fatburger in about 1.5hrs then check out that Arrival movie. Saturday night there’s a triple feature of zombie movies (real 35mm film prints no less) showing at our local art theater: Shock Waves, Hell of the Living Dead and a “mystery movie”. The theater is licensed. Definitely hitting that shit up. Almost done painting my record shelf so I can put it together this weekend. No more squatting on the floor and digging through plastic crates for this guy!

    BAD: I bought tickets for the company X-mas party and then found out that basically all my friends at work aren’t going. Shit.

    UGLY: you all saw that fucking Coal Chamber shirt I once owned. NONE UGLIER!

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Is 5 days more or less than normal for you?

      company christmas parties<<<<<<<<<<<<<

      • sweetooth0

        yeah typically I do 5 days a week. It just worked out that i got 3 4 day weeks cuz I took Oct 28th off (to prep for the gig I put on that night), Oct 31st off (cuz it’s Halloween) and then Nov 11th was a stat for Remembrance Day.

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          Ohhh, gotcha. Same thing happened to me recently when I had to burn through a bunch of pto that I was going to loose

          • sweetooth0

            you get used to having short weeks, then the regular week usually feels soooooo loooooong. But this week that wasn’t the case which was nice.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            bad ass man!

      • sweetooth0

        ours is OK. The food is good, and they do a bunch of draws for some pretty good door prizes, but once that’s done I always bail to go get sloshed.

    • Dumpster Lung ᴰᵃᵐᵃᵍᵉ_ᴵⁿᶜ⁸⁹

      Canada, I take it? I just Googled Remembrance Day 😛

      • sweetooth0

        yup!

  • Jack Rabbit

    Good:Only two days of class next week

    Bad:Got a politics paper due soon, and it blows

    Ugly:I’m sure something is

  • EsusMoose

    Good: weekend, picked up titanfall 2 at half off, listened to a decent amount of albums that were solid, left work early
    Bad: Snowing/raining with heavy winds caused me leaving early. Web developing is pain.

    Ugly: Tiredness has been bad for my productivity

    • Bruh, we are now Titanfall 2 brahs. Great game!!!

      • EsusMoose

        I’ve been staring at the start screen for like 2 hours! Cause I still had to work yeah!

        • I have been playing a bit in my spare time. It’s a good.

    • Dumpster Lung ᴰᵃᵐᵃᵍᵉ_ᴵⁿᶜ⁸⁹

      I still haven’t played a Titanfall yet, but I should. I did just pick up Dishonored 2, though. Haven’t started, but the first one became one of my all-time favorite games.

      I have a really bad habit of not finishing games, though, so I’m trying to make myself wait until I beat a couple I’ve been in the middle of a while.

      • EsusMoose

        I thought about D2 but I decided I wasn’t feeling like spending that much. Looks fun though and will get it eventually. I have kinda the opposite problem is that i just don’t get super far into a lot of games because I loss interest. I still need to beat the Last of Us but that can wait

        • Dumpster Lung ᴰᵃᵐᵃᵍᵉ_ᴵⁿᶜ⁸⁹

          Oh man, I don’t know. I found it hard to not just marathon Last of Us all the way through to the end. That one I did just play exclusively until I beat it. Probably helps that it feels very cinematic, so it has more impact playing through it relatively quickly. Won’t spoil anything, but the ending is definitely worth doing. I think a lot of people didn’t like it, but I did. Not sure if it’d feel as impactful with a big break in playing, but I really liked it when I played. I might actually play that one again soon.

          • EsusMoose

            All I’ve heard is great things. But for some reason I wasn’t able to spend enough time to really get it. I might just throw it on the easiest mode and see if I can’t ignite something sometime, cause I think I was playing it on hard up till I quit.

    • Whaaaaaat where’d you get Titanfall 2 at half-off so soon?

      • EsusMoose

        bestbuy, a lot of online retailers have also been doing that lately, same with battlefield 1

        • Ooh, I should look into that, I hear the campaign is short but fantastic.

          • EsusMoose

            I’ve touched it a little, been mostly looking for another multiplayer game to help take up time and entertain me.

          • EsusMoose

            campaign is alright, some fun parts, some not. Multiplayer is fun

          • Well good cuz I just bought it on sale last night

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    Good: The new Black Funeral album

    Weird: The vinyl of the album is described as the sleeve being “inside flooded in black.” I am confused.

    https://ironboneheadproductions.bandcamp.com/album/black-funeral-ankou-and-the-death-fire

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      “filled with black ink”

      • Dave Vincent’s Perm

        ….Words are hard

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          it’ll drip everywhere and cover your shirt with black ink

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            Brutal.

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            Will that make me the most powerful Black Wizards?

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Only if you put a cloak on afterwards

    • sweetooth0

      the color of the paper on the inside of the sleeve is black instead of the usual white.

    • Finally! Someone else who likes the Black Funeral album.

      • Abradolf Lincler

        wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
        i thot it was ok

  • JWEG

    There are going to be a lot of very awkward (U.S.) Thanksgiving dinners this year. And yes, that is a political comment. My only one this week.

    Good:
    Afternoon

    Bad:
    See ugly

    Ugly:
    One of two elderly cats going through increasing period of incontinence. I have to clean their ’emergency’ litter box several times a day now; and one of them routinely uses the hallway carpet following a particularly messy one in the way a human would use toilet paper.

    Metal:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-ExpQs7LOg

    Heritage Moment:
    Canada’s probable soon-to-be-approved National Bird, the Grey Jay (a.k.a. Whiskey Jack, from Cree wisakedjak):
    http://wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com/2016/11/gray-jay-1.png?w=620

    They’re hardy, found literally everywhere in Canada (and not at all in the States, making them truly Canadian unlike the so-called Canada Goose or the Loon) but so unassuming most Canadians probably wouldn’t know they had actually seen one unless it was close encounter. Though on that note they’re very friendly. Just like Canadians.

    I approve, definitely.

  • Abradolf Lincler

    Good: ordered some Burzum and Dark Funeral vinyl, some chrimbus presents. Carcass and Deafheaven were awesome. All Hell was awesome but we were so tired we didnt stay for Black Mass.

    Bad: meh

    Ugly: Crawfish

    Metal
    https://youtu.be/MNk9vn_smeU

    • ME GORAK™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      VOBISCUM SATANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      http://i.imgur.com/DoMZ4Ah.gif

    • CyberneticOrganism

      The Black Winged Horde >>>>>>>>

    • Dumpster Lung ᴰᵃᵐᵃᵍᵉ_ᴵⁿᶜ⁸⁹

      I was going to check out Carcass and Deafheaven (maybe it’s not too late, but I think I might have missed the Atlanta date already), but that is a tiring drive and already traveled for shows a lot this year. Also saw both of them separately earlier this year, so not super crucial, though I did once vow to see Carcass anytime they came within about 5 hours of me lol.

      • They never stopped in Atlanta, my dude, closest they came here was Birmingham, AL.

        • Dumpster Lung ᴰᵃᵐᵃᵍᵉ_ᴵⁿᶜ⁸⁹

          Ah, well I bet it actually was the Asheville show I was thinking of when I first saw it announced. Either way, didn’t end up going, but I bet that was an interesting show. Sorry Abradolf Lincler, had my shit mixed up.

      • Abradolf Lincler

        was AVL not closer to you than ATL?

        • Dumpster Lung ᴰᵃᵐᵃᵍᵉ_ᴵⁿᶜ⁸⁹

          You know what, I believe it actually might be fairly close, but looking at the directions, I bet it’s a better drive. Less curvy, steep hill bullshit, and probably not near as much construction adding extra time to the trip too.

          I still haven’t ever been to Asheville. I need to go sometime, though. I’ve heard it’s a really cool town.

    • KyleJMcBride

      Has Mail Man Bro showed up yet? ^_^

      • Abradolf Lincler

        not as of yesterday, perhaps today. i live in the mountains so things can be a little slower to arrive

        • KyleJMcBride

          True dat. That’s why I didn’t do regular mail.

        • KyleJMcBride

          Well, hopefully it’ll show on Monday.

          • Abradolf Lincler

            probably will. i even went to my PO Box today and i think the post office was closed. who knows why. shits different out here sometimes

  • Óðinn
  • Rob M

    Good: Two day work week, plus Thanksgiving day food coma equals best week ever

    Bad: the 3 hour drive I have to make before said food coma can be achieved

    Ugly: the traffic I’ll be avoiding by leaving Tuesday afternoon

    Metal:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbTNQx6-9Wg

    • BEST ALBUM OF THE YEAR FOR ME!

      • Rob M

        I know right…totally killer!!!

  • J.R.™

    I much prefer this particular Toilet ov Hell to the other, less well-known Toilets ov Hell. Thanks for being around, fellas

  • Old Man Doom

    Good: Expecting new Bison BC and Rwake next year. Gettin’ close!

    Bad: My roommates are fucking shit, paid $400 just to get my fucking defroster fixed, I have a literature review due tomorrow and I’m only half way done, and the GF is worried that us both being busy at work means that we’re not getting the most out of our relationship during the week. Fuck me I guess, right?

    Ugly: Not getting any sleep on top of all that.

    FUCK OFF AND DIE
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnsjYTw9j6s

    • Nobody gets the most out of their relationship during the week. Such is life.

      • Old Man Doom

        Yeah, that’s what I’m trying to tell her too…

  • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife
    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      DUDE! AWESOME!
      Great to see you with a vest, now I want to see patch updates at least twice a month

  • Good: on vacation as of a few hours ago. Heading back to New England tomorrow to see family. Getting my shit together to apply to grad school. Teethgrinder. Bathory.

    Bad: past mistakes coming home to roost and fucking various things up. Que sera sera.

    Ugly: the asshole who tried to get on the bus, was kicked off by the driver (after trying to pick a fight with said driver) for being too drunk, and upon falling out of the bus promptly puked all over the sidewalk. Humans being human.

    Happy super-preemptive Thanksgiving, fuckers.

    • more beer

      The Broadway bus is so much fun!

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      BATHORY!

      Have fun on your trip buddy!

      • Thanks man! Back to the North.

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          … the Turbid North

  • Óðinn
  • GOOD: Work had a Thanksgiving pot brunch today, I spent an hour and a half eating it all. Hit 285 as my 1RM at the back squat Tuesday, felt pretty cool. Just got Pokemon Moon, looking to get started with that. Napalm Death last night was awesome.

    BAD: Trump’s cabinet is shaping up to be hysterically bad.

    UGLY: My trips to the toilet after spending an hour and a half stuffing my face today.

    • Abradolf Lincler

      285 squat? nicely done young buck

  • Óðinn
  • KyleJMcBride

    Happy World Toilet Day!!!

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Haha, that’s funny

  • Cut mien life into pieces, this is mien last resort.

  • Toiletron, Flusher Of Gods

    The Good: Ahoy, mateys! Long time, no see!
    The Bad: The nationwide horror of the last week and a half.
    The Gooderer: New Tribe Called Quest.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO2Su3erRIA