Flush It Friday: Supper’s Ready

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Papa Joe is letting me do Flush It Friday for the second time in two weeks! And with this great power comes great responsibility… but seriously flush that I’m going to tweak the formula just a little bit this time around.

First up, a quick update since my last post: after spending 13 days in the hospital, the GI specialists inserted a feeding tube into my nose that goes directly to the small intestines (essentially freeing up the pancreas to heal itself) and sent me home! Along with that I have an IV pole with a feeding pump whose job it is to feed liquid nutrition into my body 24/7. So while my pancreas is on the road to recovery, they say it has suffered some necrosis and won’t be as strong in the future.

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THE GOOD:

The sense of community here in the Toilet is positively overwhelming. Since being discharged from the hospital, I have more time than I know what to do with, so I logged onto the Facebook Group to catch up on all the antics I missed in the past several weeks. What I saw almost brought a tear to my eye (except that it didn’t because I’m super manly and the only thing that makes me cry is the beginning of Pacific Rim when Raleigh loses his brother). I saw the various pictures of people meeting up in real life, the multitude of selfies taken with TovH shirts (here’s my late entry), and just general camaraderie that one doesn’t find on other websites. It’s amazing to think about how far we’ve come as a community, stemming as far back as a simple post by GL on another website, in which he asked us “now that we’ve discussed our favorite fruits, what does everyone do for a living?” Here we are offering advice to one another, helping others solve real life issues, and sending good vibes back and forth; it’s like we’ve known each other for years.

Also good: Wet Hot American Summer. Crazy that I didn’t catch it until now, but totes worth it. I LOL’ed out loud several times, and you will too.

 

THE BAD:

I haven’t had solid food since August 22nd, and it’s driving me nutty. The GI specialists have scheduled my next MRI for September 30th; which means I may be in this house, tethered to this IV pole, unable to work for 20 more days. I’ve been watching TV and movies, playing video games, and listening to music; while that sounds good on paper I, need to get out, need to return to normalcy. So expect to see my dumbass on Facebook and in the comments sections moreso than usual for a little while. Worth noting: the articles have been top shelf, keep it up bros.

Also bad: Oldboy (2003). There was so much hype surrounding this film and it didn’t live up to any of it. If I’m wrong about this, please let me know; but I thought it stunk.

 

THE BEAUTIFUL:

Food. Given all this spare time, I’ve basically been planning out all the food in which I’m going to indulge once fully healed. Less than a week before the pancreatitis hit I had an amazing sushi boat with a friend and that’s the kind of thing I’m just going to empty my wallet on. Asian food, frozen pizza, BDubz and maybe even the occasional healthy meal sprinkled here and there! I’ll be stuffing my fucking face with food in place of the booze that I used to consume… and it’ll be glorious.

Also beautiful: Hannibal on NBC. Such a beautifully shot television show, copious amounts of gore included. It only lasted three seasons, but they were perfect. I recommend them all.

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So that’s the rule for this week: submit your Good, Bad, and BeautifulSupper’s ready; it’s open swim.

 

(image via firstwefeast.com) (image via makinthebacon.com)

  • Stanley

    Jimmy, you are one tough cookie. Glad to see that you are on the mend.

  • Dang JJM, I hope you get to healing up soon. I am not sure if I can imagine the torment of not eating solid food for that long. Hang in there buddy!

    The Good: The wife and I are having a baby girl. Boom!
    The Bad: Fall is coming too quick. There is to much to do before winter sets in
    The Ugly: Relative to JJM’s pancreas dilemmas, I do not think anyone has valid things to complain about.
    The Beautiful?: Everyone’s moms. lolz

    You all have a great weekend!

    -Jeb Kush (GL)

    • Sir Tapir The Based :]

      You haven’t seen my mom…

    • Congrats again, mine is five months old now and she beings me much joy.

      • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

        Don’t have any kids of my own, but we have my roomie’s 5 year old living here, and it’s a never ending source of entertainment (mostly). Thankfully she’s in school now, so I don’t have to be woken up to make her oatmeal and chocolate milk every morning. Plus the other roomie’s 2 year old comes over on the weekends, and makes for even more entertainment/tons of toys thrown everywhere.

    • CONGRATULATIONS, GL!

      -AK

    • Mother Shabubu 8

      Another Jeb Bush account? I am so confused as to who is who on here anymore.

      • Sir Tapir The Based :]

        That’s really GL.

        • Mother Shabubu 8

          Who is the other one then?

          • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

            The one and only Dubya.

          • Mother Shabubu 8

            Okay thanky. I was wondering why I didn’t see Dubya on here, now I have my answer.

    • Guppusmaximus

      Congrats, dude!! I have a 2 mos. old boy and he rocked this dude’s heart. I never fathomed that I could feel so much love for one of those demons that would crush my eardrums in the grocery store. Alas, he was born and *BOOM* instant sucker…Hell Yeah!!

      http://33.media.tumblr.com/e0e1ceb8871d0421c8c8df5028d26689/tumblr_n3xto35LXn1twc22ho1_r1_400.gif

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      You’re having a baby girl? Congrats! Will her name be Jebina Lynch or Georgina Lynch?

      • Neither one, lol

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          Damnit.

    • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

      Congrats!
      Can’t say my mom is beautiful though. My mom is like Stalin with tits.

  • CyberneticOrganism
    • Eeeeew

      • CyberneticOrganism

        Seriously

      • Mother Shabubu 8

        I don’t know what is grosser: the fact that the wings appear boneless and fried? Or the fact that they are served with ranch dressing instead of blue cheese? Mortal sins.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          “Welcome to Buffalo Wild Wings! Have you lowered your expectations with us before?”

          • Mother Shabubu 8

            I’ve actually never been in one. How shitty are their wings?

          • Dude. I will eat pretty much anything. I could not finish their shitty fuckin’ wings. HOW DO YOU FUCK UP WINGS

          • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

            You BDUBS, I ‘spose.

          • Mother Shabubu 8

            Well, judging by that photo, no bones, no blue cheese, fried, and no love.

        • Guppusmaximus

          Boneless wings, when they are done right, are amazeballs. #thesauceistheboss

          • Mother Shabubu 8

            Bones actually add flavor to meat/poultry though

          • Guppusmaximus

            I hear ya, but, when I ate chicken (I’m pseudo-vegetarian now = I’ll eat seafood / fish) I didn’t care to get dirty as fuck manhandling saucy bone-in wings.

            http://images.rapgenius.com/9e0315b31ae375c072a98081f9ac900b.300x266x1.jpg

          • Maik Beninton™

            GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

          • Guppusmaximus

            I couldn’t find anything perverted on Google for boned-in, so, boned-out speaks to my past love for the wannabe version of chicken wings 🙂

          • JESUS FUCK

          • Tyree
          • Dagon

            Dude, the hardest part of working in the ER is trying not to make a similar face when you see these things.

          • Tyree

            Hahaha! I bet dude.

          • Dagon

            Every ER should have a Friday soundboard.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEBQH0jL8AY

          • Guppusmaximus

            Is that Deebo?!

          • Guppusmaximus

            That or hitting the floor…well, for me at least, but, I would never make it as a nurse or doctor. My vulnerability to the heebie-jeebies and my lack of smarts keeps me at bay…lol

          • Dagon

            It takes a lot to give me the heebie-jeebies. Like the one time dude was brought with his left eye hanging out of its socket.

          • Guppusmaximus

            Yea, I would’ve lost it seeing that shit… yikes!

          • Mother Shabubu 8

            There’s no such thing as pseudo-vegetarian. You’re either an omnivore, an omnivore with slightly different standards (no meat, but cheese, eggs, milk, etc… -OR- more meat, but some veggies), or you’re a vegan.

            I happen to be an omnivore, but I try to pick and choose when I consume meat/poultry. I don’t eat seafood anymore, as the oceans are mightily fucked.

          • Guppusmaximus

            Actually, I eat mostly vegetable dishes and nuts with the occasional Fish dish. Unfortunately, I can’t escape cheese entirely,but, Amy’s whole meals have cheese without animal rennet or enzymes, so, I’m not worried about the cancer aspect. I don’t drink Milk but I eat ice cream and I don’t purposefully eat eggs, however, I try to avoid them in all my meals if I can. The lack of chicken is a new thing for me but I haven’t touched red meat (beef) in quite a few years (since 2008). Pork I haven’t had in months. I’m not certain how long this will last but if it goes as successful as the removal of beef then I’ll be happy.

          • sweetooth0

            thumbs up for compound fracture!

    • The Battle Born NDN

      Makes me want to chug a pitcher of bud light.

  • Bad: I’ve actually had to work the past few days hence my absence in the comments the past few days.
    Good: My mom is taking my son tomorrow so I only have to contend my daughter who’s an angel. Plus you don’t fuck with Friday so there will be beer consumption as always.
    Beautiful: Pvrn

  • Tyree

    Food will be in your future soon dude. Stick it out and it will all be gravy, I mean “solid” soon son.

    GOOD: Hells Headbash Part 2.

    BAD: Hells Headbash Part 2. Spent a lot of money in Cleveland and to top it all off my car decided to be a little cunt and not work when I got home. So yesterday I spent $300 on car repairs.

    UGLY: Some of the incredibly chunky woman at Hells Headbash that should not have been wearing tight/short leather skirts. Come on now, not one wants to see that (Maybe you do).

  • The Battle Born NDN

    The Good: Football season is here. Got a bottle of whisky for later, and some pork ribs in the slow roaster. Bought my Ghost tickets, too.

    The Bad: N/A

    The Beautiful: It’s slowly, but surely, getting cooler here in Nevada. Autumn is upon us. My favorite season.

    • Xinen

      Interesting, where art thou might I ask? Northern NV, southern, or somewhere in between?

      • Nativian Taco

        Northern nevada. It’s weird, because a few days ago, the temperature was in the low 70s, kind of nippy, now it’s back to the 90s.

        • Xinen

          Ah myself as well. I’m glad its finally starting to cool down. I’d play some frostbitten black metal to help cool me down.

          • Nativian Taco

            Where are you from?

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    This chick had some sick black metal vocals…..

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJvVn66I6Rk

  • I am jealous of the amount of free time you have but that’s only because I aspire to do absolutely nothing. Good to hear your healing up, you’ll be back to normal before you know it.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      Doing nothing is my favorite.

      • If I had the option of doing something or nothing, I would choose nothing nine times out of ten.

  • KJM

    Ugh, hang in there and get better.

  • Good: Made it a year at my job. That’s going well. Hooray.
    Bad: I set up 4 dates this week. Tonight is #3. That was dumb and dating is weird.
    Ugly: The violence that will come from this next round of Best Unsigned Band.

    • KJM

      Many jimmies will be rustled.

      • What once was a friendly competition will pit brother vs. brother. Blood will fill the streets.

        • Mother Shabubu 8

          Let the bodies hit the floor, and may the best band win!

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          The only way that I can describe it is this lyric from Genesis describing the end of the apocalypse:

          There’s an angel standing in the sun, and he’s crying with a loud voice…
          “This is the supper of the mighty one!”
          Lord of Lords,
          King of Kings,
          Has returned to lead his children home,
          To take them to the new Jerusalem!”

        • Lacertilian

          Blood on the streets, it’s up to my ankles
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X34JarNjoIU

        • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew
          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I’m dead. I have been slain.

      • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew
    • Sir Tapir The Based :]

      I have a noose ready for that round.

      • Dagon

        If you need a push just let me know.

        WINK WINK

        • Sir Tapir The Based :]

          No thanks, I can do it myself. Wouldn’t be my first time.

          • Dagon

            Something tells me you’re not very good at this.

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            This is not my first life.

          • Dagon

            Oh so you’re one of THOSE people

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            What do you mean “THOSE people”?

          • Dagon

            Some Tapirs seem to believe in past lives. That’s what I meant. Textbook Tapir behavior.

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            Everyone knows Tapirs have 6 lives. Goddamn cats got 9. That’s racism I tell you.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            Does this mean catz > tapirs? Im surprised a metaphysical anus could reincarnate as a tapir to begin with

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            It doesn’t mean catz > tapirs. We got shafted.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            Even the gods h8 you

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew
          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            Tapir’s a Hindu?

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            You have a Harold And Maude sorta thing going on?

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            I dunno what that is.

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            It’s an old movie. He basically tried to kill himself over and over, and kept failing at it.

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            I never failed at it.

    • Dagon

      I can’t wait to get to São Paulo and start flexing on Tinder. I already have my bio ready.

      Which, come to think of it, is really depressing. Fuck.

    • HessianHunter

      Both my dates last night were, uh, great successes!

      I’m a fucking whore.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7aSS6vUnFY

    • Lacertilian

      Is this you telling me Borealis are knocked out?

    • J.R.™

      I’m so excited. This might finally be what tears our illformed friendships apart and reverts back to how website comment sections SHOULD be: strangers calling other strangers wrong.

    • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

      No need for another round, since Arctic Sleep is the obvious winner!

  • Maik Beninton™

    The bad: next week I will have 3 exams (programming, geometry and physics) and 2 of them will be on the same day (programming and geometry), my week is tight as fuck so I won’t have much time on the tarlet.
    The good: I don’t need a high grade to pass on geometry and it’s just the first exam on programming, so not much to worry about.

    The beautiful: that guy on that toilet ov hell t-shirt.

  • KJM

    Plugged this CA Stoner Doom band here a few times over the Summer. Looks like they’ll be putting out a 7″ on Rise Above soon. Good for them!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNPs5_mAhTc

  • sweetooth0

    BAD: wife and I are getting divorced
    GOOD: wife and I are getting divorced
    UGLY: legal fees and re-mortgaging the house

    • Congrats!/I’m sorry!

    • Tyree

      Fuck. And Fuck Yes I guess.

    • sweetooth0

      it was inevitable and we’re both on the same page about it so it isn’t one of those ugly divorces where we fight over shit. But even an amicable divorce isn’t exactly cheap. On the bright side, the house will be all mine, the new mortgage payment shouldn’t kill me, and now I can utterly satanify the place.

      • Tyree

        More horror and metal!!!!

      • Guppusmaximus

        Assuming you’re in the US,It’s unfortunate that you still have to go through the shitty corrupted justice system to end a civil relationship. If it’s amicable then you shouldn’t need lawyers…fucking bullshit!

        • sweetooth0

          Canada actually, though I suspect the laws are pretty close. THe main thing is we both need a laywer to protect ourselves so neither party can come back later and say they got screwed over or they didn’t agree to something. I know I wouldn’t do that, and I doubt she would, but piece of mind isn’t a bad thing.

    • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew
  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    THe GOoD: Been a peaceful week. Life is overall getting steady. ‘Spose I’m on the good side now.

    THe BaD: Clingy people, persons who cling to past. Realizing you’re one of them.

    ThE BEaUTIFuL: I have managed to develope a most beautiful rash.

  • Dagon

    The Good: I have completed 24 orbits as of yesterday. People came over for drinks. I had good food.

    The Bad: A terrible hangover, complete with headache and diarrhea vomits. I’m alright now though.

    The Ugly: Diarrhea vomits.

    The Crazy: I got a slick undercut Wednesday, and the day after I was eyefucked by 5 different dudes and catcalled by another dude. If I was gay it’d be raining men.

  • The Battle Born NDN
  • Dagon

    Ayy Jimmy, I’m glad to see you’re doing better mang. I hope every bit of food you eat feels epic after getting that nasoenteral tube out.

    I’d buy you dinner at a fancy place if I was there.

  • JWEG

    The Good but Could Be Better: a few weeks ago I ordered a few new shirts from Fright Rags. A week ago it got to the border. Only today it cleared Customs. So I might have them early next week.

    I’m not sure whether or not they were worried about the imagery – though anyone in this Day and age with an issue with the Twilight Zone (Time Enough at Last) or Teen Wolf should probably go bury their head in the sand, or at least leave Public Service – or just being lazy. Certainly there’s no national security threat posed by clothing. Or is there?

    …Okay, so maybe it was shirt #3 (Cthulhu). I can see that one maybe driving them mad on sight, but only if they opened it up and disturbed its slumber…

    The Bad but Could be Worse: my Summer vacation officially ends this Monday morning. Students are already demanding Lab content and directions, even though I have no requirement to make them available until Wednesday. The responsible thing would be to do it this weekend. The reality is it will be done Tuesday.

    The Ugly: strange leak near the basement water heater. Plumber called in. Short time later the wafting stench of mould, death, and sulphur. I left him to do his thing and leave, because I’m not sure I *want* to know what he found (although it seems to add up to something familiar… Infernal… and Porcelain…)

  • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

    The Good Gawd: i get the whole weekend off work. Been PvPing in ESO lately (aka getting shrekt)

    The Bad: been getting heartburn lately, which is garbage.

    The Beautiful: its now technically fall. This means all sorts of beautiful things: No more heat (amirite tapir?); the tourists will gtfo after ruining the leaf season; work will slow down a little; halloween; pumpkin beers already out; snow!; dank chilis and stews i must cook. Its nearly endless.

    • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

      Milk is good for heartburn. I’ve tried Tums, Pepto, and Rolaids, but I end up throwing those up.

      • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

        I drink a glass or two of whole milk every night since i was a kid, i dont think im doin it rite

  • Edward/Breegrodamus™

    I might be late as fuck on this but I thought Oldboy was trill as fuck.

    • CT-12

      Can confirm, Oldboy is trill as fuck. McNulty was just too high on them hospital anesthetics to fully appreciate it 😉

      • Edward/Breegrodamus™

        He should have watched Anger Management with Jack Nicholson. So funny when you’re stoned, lol

        • CT-12

          “How’s a guy who weighs 500 pounds get the balls to talk about self-discipline?” hahaha. I always pinpoint that as the last good Sandler movie.

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            I look forward to seeing Pixels when it comes to Red Box.

        • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

          Nope! I’d rather stick with something like Quay Bros. or Legend when I smoke.

  • Vote for Jeb

    Did you know about the twist in Oldboy beforehand? If so, that will ruin it for you.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      I thought the U.S. version looked like hot garbage.

      • Vote for Jeb

        I never saw it, but I heard it was.

      • CyberneticOrganism

        It was. Utterly fucking pointless ‘cuz Americans ain’t readin’ no goddamned kung pow subtitles!

        • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew
          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            Is he going to shotgun a tornado?

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            He’s gonna take it to them thur clouds!

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            Fucking liberal homoclouds

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            Fucking liberal homoclouds are spying on us, because Obama, Jade Helm, and MSNBC!

            http://i.imgur.com/1V2Qj.gif

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            Lolol

  • CT-12

    Good: It’s finally the fucking weekend! Going on my buddy’s boat today, then hanging with my dad and seeing my friend’s band tomorrow, then Seahawks party Sunday, then Vikings play Monday night football. Pretty good shit right there for me.

    Bad: Racist idiot boss and other jackasses that keep shitting on any good day for me. Wish I had the security to just walk out of the place, but I don’t. Just trying to keep myself up.

    Beautiful: My Grandpa called me today to tell me he really appreciated a card I sent to both him and my Grandma. I don’t get to see them often and I miss them like hell, so it meant a lot. He’s one of the most beautiful and understanding people I’ve ever known.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      My direct supervisor (who claims he isn’t my boss, I think he is) is racist. He actually said to me “I hate those Black Lives Matter people. All lives matter!” He also pondered if the media was the third incarnation of the Antichrist in relation to that subject, for stirring violence.

      • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

        You guys should try living and working in the mountains in NC.

        • Edward/Breegrodamus™

          Dang, I bet.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            The homophobia and religious shit around here is nearly as bad

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            Oddly enough, it’s pretty liberal and tolerant here in Southeast VA.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            I didnt realize you were that close. Asheville, the city itself, is notoriously liberal. As are the outlying college towns. But if you venture even a little outside them into the mountains and smaller towns, its a different world.

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            Yep! Thankfully I’m in the metro area of VA (Newport News).

        • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

          Speaking of NC, how’s about the weirdest crime spree ever? Lady went, pulled her pants down, played with herself, fondled strangers while asking for money, then broke into a person’s house. All while having a hairdo that screams crackhead (as if everything else didn’t).

          http://wspa.com/2015/09/09/woman-fondles-strangers-breaks-into-home-say-police/

          https://mgtvwspa.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/brewton-for-web.jpg?w=645

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            Sounds about right.

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            I had to rub my eyes and make sure it wasn’t FL.

      • CT-12

        Dude, you would not believe the heinous amount of prejudiced shit I’ve heard where I work. My boss almost sent me over the edge yesterday complaining about how “the taxpayers will have to foot the bill for Syrians to come in” and that we should get free labor from them and yadda-yadda-yadda. Meanwhile, the dude has a boat, BMW, six-figure salary (and his wife makes even more money than him), etc.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          *witty Republican joke*

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            *aphorisms about damned liberals

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew
          • KJM

            Legit.

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            Sadly, Legit got cancelled a month ago. LOVED that show!

          • KJM

            I don’t even know what that is, but I’m sorry anyway. These days cancellation isn’t always permanent though. I’m still floored that my 25 years of hoping for more Twin Peaks will finally pay off.

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            It was a comedy series with Jim Jeffries. And just like anything of his, super un-PC.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAK35YS2IUU

        • I would probably fight your boss or enrage him so much that he’d swing 1st.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            Or get fired

        • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

          One boss I had a while back bitched about people making gay jokes towards on another. The kicker? This is the same boss who openly said that black people were only good for getting him burgers and fries, and killing each other. Can’t take shit after you yourself dish it out? Then shut the fuck up, skeezix! We also called him Squidward because he always came in with that super grumpy demeanor and constantly griping about everything.

      • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

        Sounds like a Trump and Pam Davis fan.

        • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

          Kim davis?

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            Yeah, her. Sorry, beer’s kicking in.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            What a dumb christian slut

      • CT-12

        It’s amazing how people who are so professional about everything else they do in their career somehow aren’t smart enough to know to keep their stupid fucking mouths shut. Like, they do know people get fired for saying dumb shit like that, right (especially in this day and age)?

  • JWEG

    Also, while I would not agree that Oldboy ‘stunk’ I personally prefer the other two films in the Vengeance ‘trilogy’ by a wide margin. Opinions, y’know…

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      I need to see those. They used to be streaming on Netflix…

  • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

    Glad to hear that you’re on the mend, amigo! This goes out to your pancreas/necrosis:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3FbWpRdSfg

    The good: Chill week. Went to the job orientation, and the people seem really really friendly (plus a few hot Latinas, which is always a plus!), and I start next Wednesday. Gotta work 7 days in a row though, so I can get into a repetition. Gonna make for a fatty little paycheck though!
    The bad: Nothing so far, really. Hoping this is the last of the 95+ degree days.
    The Ugly:

    http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/a_few_more_great_gifs_of_celebrity_boobs_31.gif?w=

  • Vladimir Poutine

    Way to go, McNulty! Dealing with misfortune like a boss, that is.

    The Good Bad and Ugly all rolled into one: seems like there’s been some tumult on my end lately and coming up with things to post about has been hard. That said, I still lurk and the Toilet makes me feel better a lot, really and truly. Y’all are just really cool.

    Oh, and with regards to More Beer: I’ll be out your way effective next weekend. Feel like consuming a beverage?

    • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew
    • more beer

      Hell yea I feel like consuming a beer with you. That would be very cool. are you going to be around Cap Hill?

      • Vladimir Poutine

        I’ll be living and working in Englewood (right near The Gothic, as it happens) but can of course get around easy enough with RTD.

        • more beer

          Nice there is always Moe`s right there. I just saw DRI at the Gothic 2 weeks ago. The place was pretty packed and they played for like 2 hours.

          • Vladimir Poutine

            I’d really like to hit up TRVE again, sound good?

          • more beer

            Yes that works for me. I was there on Saturday I really like their Sunn(((((((((((((((o Stout.

          • Vladimir Poutine

            I remember that one from years ago! Seal of approval. I’ve been roped into going to Oktoberfest this Saturday but could do any other evening in the next week, if something works for you.

          • more beer

            I have to work on Saturday any way. I dont usually work weekends. But it’s going to be a $300 dollar day so I’m going to work. How is Sunday afternoon?

          • Vladimir Poutine

            Sunday afternoon should work great. I’ll be at some bar anyway earlier that day to see the Pats play, so it shall become a beer odyssey.

          • more beer

            What time is the patriot game? This is probably a sore spot but I’m a Giants fan. There are plenty of bars on Broadway. Give me a time I will be there. 3 Kings is right over there too. But I do prefer the beer at Trve.

          • Vladimir Poutine

            Haha no sore spot at all; we all have our preferences (if you were a Raiders or Jets fan it might have been a different story). Pats game is at 11 AM, so I’ll be getting an early start. Anyplace that’s halfway decent and is showing the game is fine with me, or if you want we could always meet up after at TRVE.

          • more beer

            Let’s meet up at Trve after the game. Around 2:30. Give or take. I will let you know what band shirt I have on so you aren’t asking everyone are you more beer.

          • Vladimir Poutine

            Done. I’ll plan on wearing my Toilet shirt.

          • more beer

            Right on I will see you Sunday. I’m looking forward to it.

          • Vladimir Poutine

            Likewise! What a beer-filled weekend this is shaping up to be.

          • more beer

            The best kind of weekend!

          • Vladimir Poutine

            Amen. And the perfect reward for dealing with today’s 2000-mile odyssey.

          • more beer

            Without a doubt.

  • old_man_doom

    Good: Got an album mix of mine critiqued by the dudes at AudioHammer studios (Black Dahlia Murder, Job for a Cowboy) and they dug it! I’m really proud that my audio production skills now have some professional validation. I’m enjoying the new Amorphis quite a bit too.
    Bad: There is a ant infestation in my apartment… but not for long *cues Chemical Warfare*
    Ugly: The roommates will be gone for the weekend, so I have the place to myself for pure debauchery…

    • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

      Gah, been having that same problem, but with roaches and centipedes. And the fucking exterminator more or less just fiddles his dick while he’s here, rather than bothering to see where they’re actually breeding. I was drinking a Bahama Mama a few days ago, and lo and behold there was a fucking roach in my drink. I didn’t even know until that motherfucker hit my lips.

      • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

        This, im sorry, makes me want to retch bro

        • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

          Yeah, when I told my roomies about that, it got the same reaction.

      • old_man_doom

        Fuckin’ A, man.

      • KJM

        Sounds like you were partying in Allston(student neighborhood in Boston). Before the latest school year began, many houses and apartment buildings were condemned because of roach and/or rat infestation.

        • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

          I had a bed bug infestation at my place in Chicago, and there’s NEVER just one. I easily went through 2 gallons of rubbing alcohol, and going through each and every possible crevice killing those motherfuckers.

          • KJM

            Yeah, they’re the worst. Fortunately I’ve never had to deal with any kind of serious vermin here in Somerville.

          • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

            They’re especially bad in the city. Oddly enough, Detroit has some of the lowest numbers in the nation, probably because not even bed bugs want to be in Detroit.

      • more beer

        If the pest control guy is coming and just spraying some pesticide you will never get rid of the roaches. What he needs to do is lay out bait. The roaches take the bait back to the nest and it kills them all including the queen. I did pest control very briefly about 10 years ago. I know enough about to be able to tell you that`s how to fix that issue.

        • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

          That’s what he did last time he was here (laying the bait), after all of us raising hell over it. Time will tell if that works or not.

          • more beer

            He may need to do that a couple of times. But that shit usually works.

  • CyberneticOrganism
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  • Waynecro

    Keep hanging in there, McNulty. You’ll be back to normal before you know it. Welcome to the necrotic pancreas club. I have to assume that actually being necrotic increases your metal cred.

  • Waynecro

    Good: Pig Destroyer Prowler in the Yard deluxe reissue record.
    Bad: This heat. Dogs are dying, man. I’d lie on the hardwood floor to cool down a little, but the spiders will get me if I do.
    Ugly: Doing high-rep squats in a 100-degree garage and then drinking a shake with blueberry-muffin-flavored hydrolyzed protein powder that tastes like lavender soap, not delicious muffins. Eating a bowl of hot chicken and broccoli in this heat also sucks.
    Beautiful: An air-conditioned supermarket.

    • While I sometimes lament that I don’t have a home gym, the air conditioning in the bro daycare center makes up for it.

      • Waynecro

        The absence of air conditioning is certainly a downside to working out in a home gym. I just keep telling myself that approaching heat stroke makes me tougher.

        • What part of the world do you live in? There are weekends I wake up too late so I run in the afternoon. My body is so fucking wrecked from the heat I can’t do anything at night.

          • Waynecro

            I live in Southern California, which is pretty mild usually. But the heat and humidity we’ve had lately have been absolutely brutal. We’re not used to actual weather. I typically work out at about 4:30 p.m., but I had to lift at noon the other day so I could go to a concert at night. I felt like hot garbage for the rest of the day. In addition, extreme heat makes it more difficult for me to tell whether my blood sugar is getting low during a workout. I can usually tell because of how hot I feel and how much I’m sweating.

      • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

        #TalesFromJoe’sBroCave

    • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

      I just picked up a vinyl copy of Book Burner that was 12 bucks at the record store. White vinyl too.

      • Waynecro

        That’s a kick-ass find, dude. “Machiavellian” is a killer song.

        • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

          I think people gave the album hell for being clean or overproduced but theres some riffs on dat album

          • Waynecro

            I have no problem with its production, but I’m not super picky about that sort of thing most of the time. But, yeah, there are tons of great riffs on that CD. Great gym record.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Good: The version of Supper’s Ready that Jimmy linked, the cheese steak I had for lunch. slushies

    Bad: I saw a watch brand named after someone I can’t get over and it made me sad. I feel better now though because of the greatness of Big Star.

    Ugly: Indian food shits.

  • KJM

    Bad: Having to pass on Scorpions/Queensryche due to maintaining at least the pretense of financial responsibility.
    Good:If I’d gone to the aforementioned show, I would’ve been rained on all night so there’s that. Gonna see Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats Monday night anyway.
    Ugly: Tapir wiener.

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  • Lacertilian

    Great music choices @James_Jimmy_Mcnulty:disqus even though I couldn’t quite get into Sarpanitum earlier this year I’ve still given it a fair chance due to all the love it got here but Exhumed and Abyssal get me feelin’ fine.
    I know the perfect recipe for your third meal back in the fold.
    I say third as you’ll likely wanna eat something real quick straight up first, then the second should be one of your favourites. I’ve got the third covered.

  • J.R.™

    The good: “The Visit” was a very good palette cleanser for the aftertaste “Sinister 2” left in my mind mouth. School has been going well and I found out my physics teacher from last semester is the guitarist for Toilet Unsigned Band Contest Alabama Band “Phylum”. Pretty neat!

    The Bad: Too much music, not enough money. Such is life.

    The Beautiful: This weather, man. Both extremes as of late. Great stuff.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    They’re apparently making a Godfather remake with Johnny Depp as Vito. This is the only comment I have about it:

    “You did that. You took science and created an abomination.”

  • Super Duper late to the party but McNulty, if you’re reading this, I love you and your necrotic pancreas and I love the Toilet. Get better, man. Pig out. And for fuck sake get away from Bawdimoar.