Flush It Friday: Pineapple with Sunglasses

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  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    Beer. Later, fuckers.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Have a shitty weekend dude!

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        You know it. Hail nothingness.

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          HAIL!

          • Normamperson4

            Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !ch502f:
            On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
            !ch502f:
            ➽➽
            ➽➽;➽➽ http://GoogleFinancialJobsCash792ShopScoutGetPay$97Hour ★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★::::::!ch502f:….,……..

        • Sandrasloveland4

          Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !dh376f:
          On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
          !dh376f:
          ➽➽
          ➽➽;➽➽ http://GoogleFinancialJobsCash656DigitalActionGetPay$97Hour ★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★::::::!dh376f:….,……

    • The Unicorn

      Pliney the Elder, bitches.

  • Señor Jefe El Rosa

    Sumerlands>>>>>>>>>

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Good: There’s a wrestling event coming to my area in November with Sting, Kevin Nash, John Morrison, Jim Duggan, Damien Sandow, Billy Gunn and the Brooklyn Brawler.

    Bad: It’s at the same time as the Diamond Head concert I was going to go to.

    Ugly: Can’t think of one.

    • Joaquin Stick

      My brain mixed up “John Morrison and Jim Duggan” and I just saw “Jim Morrison”.

      Now that would be a dope event.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        If he rose from the grave to attend I’d laugh before having my brains eaten by a zombie version of Jim Morrison.

    • tigeraid

      Mark out for Nash’s torn quad.

      • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

        I hope he doesn’t tear his quad until after the event. I don’t want him to be unable to wrestle.

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    Finally found a UK distro selling the Set album on vinyl.

  • Señor Jefe El Rosa

    GOOD: Tunes are good! Been jamming a lot of new (to me) stuff. New Running Wild and Opeth are also good.

    GOODER: THE BLIND GUARDIAN/GRAVE DIGGER SHOW WAS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!!!!!

    GOODEST: The community here on the toilet is fantastic. I wish each and everyone of you a great weekend.

    METAL:

    https://youtu.be/lqp6z6vfHX8

    • Joaquin Stick

      Listened to Opeth today as well. I didn’t hate it as much as I expected, but I’m not sure how often I’ll go back to it.

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        That’s fair.

        It’s making me rethink my Opeth list and I don’t enjoy that, hahaha

  • Lacertilian

    Stuff: 6am Saturday here, up early to buy supplies for the AFL grand final today. Got a long weekend so I’ll be out cold by Tuesday. Have a good weekend everyone.

    Metal:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVdDGWYiQUk&app=desktop

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    G: End of Q3 means bonus checks for three weeks starting next week

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Lucky!

    • End of Q3 in 3 hours. At 97% of goal right now : /

      • Elegant Gazing Globe

        This is the first Q3 in 4 years that I’ve hit the mark. Q3 is tough

        • more beer

          4th quarter is the brutal one for me. I have one builder who ends there fiscal year in November so it started a month ago for me.

  • Joaquin Stick

    GOOD: NEW ALCEST BRUH!!!!
    GOOD: The Dear Hunter put on yet another great show in Boston. Surprised with how packed the place was. Glad to see them finally making some money.
    GOOD: Forgot how much The Dark Tower kicks ass. Halfway through book 2.

    • Waynecro

      I’m really digging the new Alcest, bro.

      • Joaquin Stick

        Me too. At first I was mad that I had to buy before hearing it all, but it’s worth it. Possibly their best yet? I would say yes.

      • Did anyone manage to find a full album stream, brah?

        • Waynecro

          Sorry, dudebro. I just got the whole album.

    • THE DRAWING OF THE THREE!!

      • Joaquin Stick

        Yeah booiiii. Just finished drawing Eddie, Detta/Odetta coming up!

  • IronLawnmower

    I’m dankrupt and there’s no gigs on this weekend. Let’s discuss 80s thrash.

  • Ayreonaut

    Good: BRAIN DRILL
    Bad: BRAIN DRILL
    Ugly: BRAIN DRILL

    Metal: BRAIN DRILL

    • Waynecro

      BRAIN DRILL!!!

  • Randall’s Sweaty Space Pants

    GOOD: BEER, HOCKEY, GRINDCORE
    BAD: POLITICS
    UGLY: YO FACE

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      just remember that both the goals team Canada scored to win the world cup were by BOSTON BRUINS, you filthy canuck

      • JWEG

        In turn some of the best Bruins have been Canadian-born (and resident), so I think it all balances out.

    • Mother Shabubu is fucking dead

      I’ve already been watching hockey for the last month, courtesy of the KHL. It ain’t too shabby.

  • Bad and Ugly: Yesterday at work, and the steps necessary to correct it in the long run.

    Good but also Ugly if we’re being honest: Binge drinking this weekend because of the above.

    Metal:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7raWoZN9QeQ

    • Waynecro

      SINISTER!!!

      • This is the “rules my butt” album of the day

        • Waynecro

          Nice! Aggressive Measures was one of my favorite albums back when I was in college. I get so fucking pumped whenever I hear the riff from the title track.

  • Guacamole Jim

    Das Gut: I’m eating popcorn and drinking alcoholic ginger beer made by Innis & Gunn. Had an awesome week in the US!

    Das Bad: Sleeping in airports.

    Das Feo: My german/spanish hybrid.

    • Joaquin Stick

      I had my first I&G beer earlier this yet after I saw Gordon Ramsay in an AMA say it was one of his favorites. I shall seek out this ginger beer.

      • Guacamole Jim

        If you like ginger beers, it’s one of the very few alcoholic versions I’ve found that doesn’t taste like drinking syrup. It’s not something I’d want all the time, but really tasty every so often.

        • Waynecro

          Nonalcoholic ginger beer is one of my favorite drinks, but I rarely drink it because of the sugar.

          • The Tetrachord of Archytas

            Same

          • Waynecro

            Nice! I was at a fancy hotel bar in San Francisco one time and ordered a virgin drink with “house-made ginger beer.” Then I watched the bartender make the drink with a bottle of Fever Tree. Fuckin’ San Francisco.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Lame

          • Waynecro

            Everything in that city is “artisanal,” “locally produced,” and “house made”–even when it isn’t.

          • Stanley

            True. That’s why I shop at Costco.

          • Waynecro

            Whenever I go to Costco, I try to convince strangers to go halfsies with me on some muffins. I’m alone and diabetic. What the fuck am I going to do with a dozen muffins?

          • Stanley

            Eat six. Put the other six in the fridge for tomorrow?

          • Waynecro

            I can eat only one, maybe two, muffins per week. I’ve tried freezing 11 muffins before, but they taste crummy after that. My dietary restrictions and Costco’s bulk items just don’t mesh.

          • The Tetrachord of Archytas

            Maybe since you ordered virgin he figured you’d might as well get screwed while you’re there

          • Waynecro

            *stands up and claps for three minutes*

      • atchdav

        They make a malt beer with scotch in it that’s pretty tasty

    • JWEG

      I totally should have used Bona/Mala/Turpia

    • Count_Breznak

      gut/schlecht/scheisse will do.

  • JWEG

    Good, GENERAL:
    – Excellent weather. Still Summer-ish with just a hint of light breeze

    Good, METAL:
    https://astrakhanofficial.bandcamp.com/album/reward-in-purpose
    https://vomitselfbc.bandcamp.com/album/solstice
    https://mountainmanmetal.bandcamp.com/album/bloodlust
    https://cratersdoom.bandcamp.com/album/earthmover

    Good, MAILMANBRO:
    – Wednesday’s delivery:

    https://twitter.com/JWEG79/status/781343404001103872

    – This morning: 8 recent and older Scream Factory Blu-Rays

    Bad & Ugly: Comment deferred yet again…

  • Mother Shabubu is fucking dead

    GOOD: Dat new Oathbreaker.

    BAD: A lot of people jumping through hoops to try and justify why they are compromising their vote for either Donald or Hillary…or Gary “Who?” Johnson #FeelTheJohnson. Don’t like either candidate? Don’t vote for them, simple as that.

    UGLY: Dropped ~60 on music today. I’ve been eyeing some of them for a while. Got Only Living Witness, Mar, and four David Bowie albums.

  • Waynecro

    Good: I think I get to see my dog tonight.
    Bad: Almost everything else.
    Ugly: Spending hours playing Destiny just to find/be able to afford any gear that will raise my character’s light level to the point at which playing the latest DLC becomes a realistic endeavor. Fuck all those character stats I balanced so carefully; all I need is any piece of armor that will raise my light level. And enough already with the missions that require the assassination of randomly generated bad guys who refuse to spawn after I wander around Venus for five hours. You’re slapping me in the balls with this shit, Bungie. Stop it.

    • Take that dog. Screw the ex, the dog is who’s important

      • Waynecro

        On the plus side, Hegel gets to play with a couple other dogs and go hiking when he’s with my ex. When he comes back, he’s totally ready to chill with me on the couch.

        • more beer

          There is no plus side to her taking your dog. While you have him train him to bite her!

      • Abradolf Lincler

        im with jeemy

  • Jack Rabbit

    Four day weekend at my school, so I get to go home for the first time since I got here. Also, opeth tomorrow night.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Sounds like a great weekend! Enjoy the show!

      • Jack Rabbit

        Thanks man

  • RJA

    Was reading Stereogum’s Black Market

    http://www.stereogum.com/1902462/the-black-market-the-month-in-metal-september-2016/franchises/the-black-market/
    And Saw this –

    [From .- -… … . -. -.-. ., out now via Bandcamp. Thanks to Toilet ov Hell for the translating the album title and outgoing Morse code message.] —Wyatt Marshall

    BYAH!

    • Lacertilian

      Joe shared on the group, Joaquin is rapt!

  • I hosted a dong crvshing bachelor party for a friend last weekend. Got to hop in the river during the last warm weekend of the year (probably), do a little camping, enjoy some of the fruits of mother nature which the government feels we shouldn’t be enjoying, and took care of drunk dudes.
    The Bad: he’s getting married, so just about all my friends are coupled off now. Wait a second, that’s not so bad! I still have my freedom!
    The Also Good: a few of us were tossing around the idea of Ulcerate/Zhrine/Phobocosm in Chicago, November 27th. Anyone who is close enough to travel, please keep this in the back of your mind…we could have a big TovH meetup!

    • more beer

      Yep, file of that under better him than me! Also you have never been to a bachelor party, until you have been to one where the strippers are shooting eggs out of their cootchies and have guys hitting the eggs with wiffle ball bats.

  • CT-12

    Don’t know if this was already posted, but new AAL track https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4Yb_vf-Qfo&feature=youtu.be

    • Waynecro

      YES!!!

    • Lacertilian

      Just heard this earlier, I like everything but the drum sound.
      Haven’t really kept up to date with them since their first couple of albums.

      • CT-12

        Their last album was real good, though fairly front-loaded. Still, those first 6 or so songs are definitely worth checking out, as well as a few on the B-Side.

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    Bad: PayPal.

  • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

    Be excited: I’m back to using the first username I ever had. This username predates all the others. The preceding announcement has been paid for by the New World Order.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dODHZba1130

    • Count_Breznak
      • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

        I know these guys! They’re good.

      • more beer

        These guys are a fun show. I was talking to one of the singers before they played. He wanted me to participate in their set. But I am old and didn’t really want some guy jumping off of a ladder onto my head. So I declined and told him to get some of the younger kids to join in the beatdown.

        • Count_Breznak

          You should have had the foresight to bring along a folding chair.

          • more beer

            I would have just used it to sit my ass down.

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    GOOD: Saw Wovenhand yesterday, and Rytmihäiriö today
    BAD: Can’t see out of my left eye

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Have you tried opening the eye?

      • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

        Haha, ’twas actually swollen ’cause I got el-bowed which made it really hard to open it.

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          Oh, damn. You alright?

          • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

            Yeah, I’m fine. It’s not swollen anymore and no damage to the eye. Drunkenness made it hard to properly estimate the injury.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Hahaha!

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      Wovenhand was rlly good. Lasten Hautausmaa was boring.

      • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

        I like Lasten Hautausmaa quite a lot. But they weren’t much of a live band true. As far as I’m concerned they played too many duds too for such a short set.

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  • The Unicorn

    Smoke ’em if you got ’em.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Welcome to the Toilet!

      • The Unicorn

        Good thing I showed, as I need to take a massive shit.

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          This is the place to do so

  • Taylor

    Good: mulling spice season is upon us
    Bad: It’s too cold/wet to sleep outside
    Ugly: the amount of class work and homework I have yet to do this weekend

  • Sandrasloveland4

    Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !dh376f:
    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
    !dh376f:
    ➽➽
    ➽➽;➽➽ http://GoogleFinancialJobsCash656DigitalActionGetPay$97Hour ★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★::::::!dh376f:….,…….

  • Óðinn