Flush It Friday: Ov Spear and the Stalker

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Come, friends, and gather nearer, that I may bitch at you about my personal life.

I’ve tried to keep my time at the good ol’ T ov H positive, but even I need to break wind blow off steam occasionally. Between full-time studenting, almost full-time work, part-time toileting, and a band that I’ve been sorely neglecting, I’ve already got enough stress. I know some of you guys have it much harder, and you’re all goddamned superheroes for being able to deal with it without breaking. In addition to the above, however, I’ve got one extra little bundle of frustration that surfaces from time to time. I’m not really sure that it’s the best idea to discuss this particular problem in a public forum, but hey, here goes: my girlfriend has a stalker.

First, a little background: I’ve been in a polyamorous relationship for a little over a year now. For anyone unfamiliar with the term, it basically just means that I’m seeing two people- a Mrs. Spear (who I’m engaged to) and a Miss Spear (who I’m dating), if you will. Everything’s on the up-and-up, though. They both know about it and approve of it, and they’ve been good friends with each other since long before this relationship started. I actually met Miss Spear through Mrs. Spear a couple years ago, and it’s not long after that that this whole debacle began.

I met Mr. Stalker through a mutual friend of ours. He seemed like a pretty legit guy at the time; we played a lot of the same video games, similar taste in movies, etc. We hung out a few times, and he was eventually introduced to my main group of friends- including (then-not) Miss Spear. He got along with everyone fine, but particularly so with Miss Spear for similar reasons to my own. It became clear pretty quickly that he was head-over-heels for her.

It seemed innocuous at first; they spent a lot of time together, traded books, video games, etc. Things looked fine for a few months, until we noticed that Miss Spear was becoming increasingly anxious as time passed. He had been making advances more frequently and less subtly (thankfully, it never got violent), and she had made it clear that she didn’t feel the same way. However, he was having none of it. He tried manipulating her into dating in a variety of ways, including the standard “I’ve been nice to you so you have to love me now” logic and escalating up to threatening suicide. The pressure of school, being on her own, and this jackassery eventually got to her. After a series of arguments with her unwanted suitor, she dropped from her classes that spring and moved back home. She rightfully vowed to exorcise his presence from her life, and the rest of my friends and I followed suit.

Naturally, this didn’t stop him from trying to contact her. He’s sent her a series of messages over the years, at first on Steam, then on her phone (after which she changed her number), then on Reddit, and so on and so forth. He’s gone as far as to make dummy accounts on certain mediums to get around her blocks against him. These messages have ranged from all sorts of subjects and tone, occasionally trying to make amends; usually being self-pitying (claiming in a couple that he’s suffering from PTSD because she wouldn’t date him); and, at least twice, threatening her. Of course he blames her for all this, too, claiming that she’s “getting everything she wants all the time.” Basically, if you were to gather all these messages into one place, it would look like a case study in neckbeardism.

So yeah, again, not really sure it’s such a good idea talking about this here. I don’t know how much he follows my online activities, but if he wants to get pissed at me, he’s more than welcome to do so. The thing is, as much as part of me wants to mount his head on a pike in my front yard as a warning to my enemies/Sunday morning church goers who park across my driveway, I’d rather just talk to him and see if we can’t fix this. I’d like to think I’ve grown up enough to not hold grudges anymore, but really, I think I just lack the attention span.

Anyway, that’s enough of that. Let the flushing commence!

The Bad: Me, trying to book shows for my band. I suck at this shit.

The Good: Once we actually get out there, we’ve got a bunch of new stuff that I’m painfully excited to play for people. This is the one thing I really let myself take pride in occasionally, and I’m pretty damn proud of what we’ve got coming up.

The Ugly: my diet has seen an increase in both fibrous veggies and extremely spicy food lately. The results have been catastrophic.

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  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    The good: Getting colder.

    The bad: Getting colder.

    The ugly: Getting colder.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUmnjV8sw_U

  • Edward/Breegrodamus™

    GOOD: Today has been the first day of my four day weekend and it has been glorious. I’m also seeing Run the Jewels play tonight.

    BAD: ayyy lmao

    UGLY: The amount of neckbeard I just trimmed out from under my real beard. Yeesh.

    • Awesome, I’m hoping to catch R2J one of these days. Have fun man!

      • Edward/Breegrodamus™

        I caught the flyer for the insane lineup you must be seeing tonight, god damn, you as well!

        • It should be all good in tha hood tonight.

  • So “Spear” is not a misnomer.

    Also, Ayyyyyy

    https://youtu.be/72nb9zoYyME?t=10

    • Spear

      Well, that’s, uh… huh.

      • Wow?

        • Spear

          Yeah, we’ll go with that one.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          Ahhhhrraahggghaah rrraaahhhh indeed.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Broking Brojamin

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        Brokeback Brojamin.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          THAT WAS A GOOD MOVIE, JUST SAYIN’ BRO, NO HOMO

          *slams natty ice*

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            BRO!!!! BRO!!!!! HEY!!! WHAT CAN’T I QUIT YOU BRO????!?!!?!?! WHY?!?!?!?!

          • CyberneticOrganism

            HUG ME BRO LET’S GET ENGAGED AT BDUBS

          • I NOW BRONOUNCE YOU BRO AND BRO…BRO!

            https://img0.etsystatic.com/il_430xN.122220580.jpg

          • Pagliacci is Kvlt

            I definitely could have bro’d out with those two guys right up until the bro-sex. Everything else seemed like a whole lot of fun though.

  • Good: Still have not touched alcohol; going on 2 weeks now. Also, no plans this weekend which means lots of time to spin some records and get shit done around the house. Total lame fucking life I have. I can gladly call myself boring. Hail to being a boring adult that does not party hard. Negative party Bro points for Tyree, time to run some laps. Also, hail to the cold as KSOFM stated.

    Bad: I have a painful shin splint on my right leg from running all this week. It sucks because I wanted to run 5 miles tomorrow but we’ll see I guess. Advil is my friend and this just adds to my fucking lame boring adult lifestyle (Die in disgrace). More negative bro points for staying in shape and not partying hard. Fuck you Tyree! Go run into a spike after you run 3 more laps around the track!!!

    Ugly: The mess it would make running into a spike and also the mess it would make jump into a wood chipper with Aubrey Plaza feet first as we kiss deeply while our blood splatters on to our faces until we die. That would be a hell of a mess for the paramedics to clean up. I hope it happens though.

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      Poetry, bro. Fucking poetry.

    • Stockhausen

      Tyree for president ov the void.

    • Gives new meaning to Lita Ford’s “Kiss Me Deadly”.

    • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

      Congrats Tyree, don’t kid yourself that’s kick ass stuff man.

    • Óðinn

      Be careful that you don’t get stress fractures. I kept running with shin splints when I first started running, and that’s what happened to me. It can be the case that you shouldn’t keep running through the pain, but should give your bones time to heal instead.

    • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

      Congrats on the not drinking, and definitely doesn’t make you more lame. Me thinks you racked up enough party points to make up for that. 😉

      • Based Potoo

        Not drinking definitely makes one lame, just look at me.

        • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

          Always wondered your reason for not drinking. I’m guessing it’s not because you ever had a problem with it.

          • Based Potoo

            One reason is me dad. Seeing him get drunk off his ass every day when I was a kid didn’t really make me wanna try.

          • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

            Damn, that is a definite reason. I’m the opposite. Only alcoholism I know of in my family is my one grandfather (on my mom’s side, and thankfully never met him. He was an abusive drunk). I drank socially a lot in my mid 20’s, and it went from there. Thankfully it’s gotten much better, but could be doing better.

    • Boss the Ross

      HAIL!

      • ME GORAK B.C.™

        SMASH!!!!!

    • xengineofdeathx

      Hey man have you ever tried a foam roller? That helps a lot of my aches and pains especially when I can’t smoke weed, and advil fucks up my stomach.

  • Good: I have done zero work today because the system is down.
    Gooder: Secret Cutter is playing tonight and I’m going
    Even More Gooder: Secret Cutter is opening for Cult Leader

    Life is gooooood, fuck stalkers!

    • Stockhausen

      SECREEEETTT CUTTEEEEERRRRR. There is no preparing for the dick crushing.

      • I’m just gonna lay it out on the floor and let my willie get crushed.

    • Vote for Jeb

      The system is down. The system is down. Oonts Oonts Oonts Oonts

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4gqsuww6lw

    • Boss the Ross

      I like your attitude.

  • Man, fuck that jabroni.

    Also, I just woke up. Feelin’ like a total degenerate today.

  • Stockhausen

    Good: You know, stuff
    Bad: Other things, you get it
    Ugly: Some stuff also, probably

    • Guacamole Jim

      Clever remark about stuff

      • CyberneticOrganism

        Inside joke.

        [hilarious gif]

  • Good: this week at work was relatively more easy because all the journal’s editors are delayed in the sending of the papers I have to edit. In exactly two months I will be a married half-elf.

    Bad: Wedding plans are expensive as fuck. I’m returning so freaking tired to home because this fucking transport going more obsolete with each day that pass. Anxieties and stress are paying its toll on my back.

    Ugly: Using an ATM in Maracaib… Uh, no… Everything, living and breathing in Maracaibo is ugly.

    Start this week: Learn html language so I can prepare for a Webmaster course I will have to do for the work.

    • Wedding planning is a chore but in the end it will be worth it because it’s a day you and your lady will never forget.

    • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

      Speaking of language, your English is incredible. It’s never been bad at all, but it’s gotten really elaborate and, well, better than a good deal of Americans I’ve known.

      • Thanks, your benevolence. Writing for all of you has been a great exercise for my creativity and my second language.

    • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

      …….

  • CyberneticOrganism

    GOOD: Huge Halloween event this weekend.

    BAD: It doesn’t happen every weekend.

    UGLY: Yo’ butt.

    http://33.media.tumblr.com/845c20829a370c3eeb9995867fa5831a/tumblr_nptnitUH0A1raievko1_500.gif

  • Shrimp in a Pizza Box

    The Bad: Got a cyst drained, and I’ll have to get surgery if I don’t want it to come back which I am 100% not looking forward to. They also had to widen up the hole and, other than hurting like hell, means that I literally have a second, bleeding, asshole right now.

    The Good: It’s getting cold and all the mosquitos are dying what I hope is a really agonizing death, those things are a plague around here.

    The Ugly: Turns out going to the toilet with a bleeding hole 10 cm from my anus is not the most delightful of experiences.

    • Holy crap. May your wound heal fast, señor calamar. My best of wishes.

    • J.R.™

      you should have recorded them draining it. some people really get off to that stuff.

      • My room mate killed time while we waited in the lag spikes on our WoW marathons watching videos of worms being remove on people’s bodies.

        He is a medic, but it was disturbing when he laughed looking that.

        • BEARD-SPLITTER

          Ever thought you might have been getting lag spikes because you were watching videos?

        • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

          You’ve been hanging out with Dagon?

        • J.R.™

          Lady likes to watch videos of nurses draining cysts and popping boils etc. She’s a nurse so it’s good she is okay with it, I just wish she wouldn’t moan so much while watching them

      • Shrimp in a Pizza Box

        My mother was there, so that would have made for an interesting discussion, but otherwise i’d have done that and posted it on here before anything else ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

      • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

        Sure there’s sites for that, but here’s Craig talking about his colonoscopy as only he can.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4JCcE4r8Nw

    • Spear

      Damn. Here’s hoping for your speedy recovery.

    • I had something above my butthole once. The doctor stabbed me in that area to drain it. Didn’t even tell me he was going to do it. Hurt like a motherfucker. Painful to sit down before I got stabbed.
      #AssProblems

    • CT-12

      I’ve had the same thing, it fucking sucked. It almost got septic and I couldn’t walk; the doc had to put a small (ribbed) tube into the wound to vacuum all the blood/pus out of it. Probably one of the worst amounts of pain I’ve ever endured. Feel for ya man.

  • some of us can’t get a date, and Mr. Spear has two ladies! the power of the weedles…

  • Mvthvr Shvbvbv 8

    Good: new Cult Leader package arrived. New Killing Joke and Shining also have rocked my socks. Three volumes away from collected all the Soul Eater comics.

    Bad: After a long weekend of being mobbed for sharpenings, my pro shop’s skate sharpener machine is fucked. It’s 30 years old and no one maintained it well in the past, so we have to get a new one. You have any idea how expensive these things are? Also; not sure if TMI, hypochondria, or something else, but I fear my peepee hole looks bigger.

    Ugly: How long it takes USPS to deliver something I paid rush shipping for. What this hurricanes is gonna do to Mexico.

    • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

      Hoooooooooooooooooly fuck, I’ve been waiting for the new Killing Joke! Always solid as fuck (didn’t like ‘Democracy’ though), and ‘I Am The Virus’ was angry as fuck, as always. Much tribal/march elements this time around?

    • COAL ROLL

      Those simsbury hockey moms are gonna be pissed that their snotbag kids have dull edges

      • Mvthvr Shvbvbv 8

        Half of the kids don’t even know what radius they get. I’ve seen kids with skates way off and I ask them “how did you not notice?”.

        Luckily my scares off all of its business and our junior team is away until next month.

        • COAL ROLL

          7/16″ for you right?

          • Mvthvr Shvbvbv 8

            No. Our ice sucks so it’s 9/16th usually.

          • COAL ROLL

            So you’re a figure skater?

          • Mvthvr Shvbvbv 8

            Nope. I get my player skates at 1/2 and goalie skates at 7/16.

            But everyone else gets 9/16 unless they ask for a specific cut.

  • Melting Jack

    .L.

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    People who can’t take “No” for an answer suck bouncy buffalo ballz.

    • Boss the Ross

      Huh, well, that sounds about right

  • J.R.™

    Spear I can hardly handle one woman, two would be the death of me.

    The Good: House to myself all weekend! If any of you wanna Netflix and Chill just gimme a call
    The Bad: Cant make up my mind about if I want a second Toilet shirt
    The Ugly: I got up at 8 (too early ugh) and couldn’t go back to sleep. Eventually did, and it spit me out at 2pm. So. Hate when that happens

  • Vote for Jeb

    Good I’m going to a chili cook-off tonight. There will be much burning of the buttholes.
    Bad I’ve had a cough all week, and my voice is starting to sound like Gollum.
    ugly My bowel movements after this chili cook-off, assuredly.

  • Nativian Taco

    Good: Going to a show. First one in a long while. Taking my younger brother too.

    Bad: Didn’t get a job I wanted. It happens. Also, there’s a huge zombie bar crawl this weekend in Reno. Can’t go because of the show.

    Ugly: I messed up my sleep schedule for no reason.

    • Boss the Ross

      Who are you seeing?
      I’m talking my tounger brother to his first proper show next month, I’m excited.

      • Nativian Taco

        Very nice. We’re going to see Ghost. It’s not his first show, but the first since he has turned 18. So it’ll be just us.

        • Boss the Ross

          Bad ass man. Have fun!

          • Nativian Taco

            Thanks, you too!

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    Good: Acid King on Monday!
    Bad: stalker-ish people who just don’t get it
    Ugly: Horse Rhinos

    • BEARD-SPLITTER

      Kj, we have to start making fun of little oilbirds now

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        I guess so. Darn.

    • Boss the Ross

      Acid king? Lucky bastard!

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        Bought that ticket a couple months ago.

        • Boss the Ross

          Right on.

        • Boss the Ross

          How is the guitar playing coming along?

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Pretty good. Figured out this song by ear.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XF82LZF2jQ

          • Boss the Ross

            Dooooooommm.
            I’m figuring out Clutch’s Psychic Warfare myself.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I’m happy that I can learn even simple stuff by ear.

          • Boss the Ross

            Hell yeah man, its so rewarding.

    • CT-12

      Have fun man! I’m seeing a pretty stacked doom show on Tuesday myself (The Sword, Kadavar, Windhand, Danava, Monolord, and All Them Witches).

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        Monolord!!! GAH!!!

      • Boss the Ross

        I saw The Sword, Kadavar and All Them Witches a few weeks back. Killer show.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        Damnit. I want to see The Sword at Webster Hall but they have Royal Thunder as the opener. I wish they would have had Kadavar open that show as well.

        • CT-12

          I bet Royal Thunder would be cool; sort of surprised you don’t like them. CVI’s a pretty good album if you haven’t checked it out.

  • sweetooth0

    The Good:

    One more week until my Halloween party (Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 underground lair theme this year!) and then Judas Priest on Halloween night!

    The Bad and The Ugly:

    I’ve had to miss work all this week because I somehow caught Hand, Foot, Mouth disease last weekend. It’s similar to chicken pox and you get itchy, painful blisters all over your face, scalp, hands and feet. It was so bad I couldn’t even walk earlier this week. Normally only kids get it, but I guess I’m just lucky like that. The gross thing is typically it is spread via feces, and since I haven’t been playing with any shit lately, I’m not sure how I caught it. It apparently can also be spread by coughing, sneezing or touching something a carrier has touched, so my guess is some patient zero was at the R.A. The Rugged man show on last Friday and has spread the foul virus.

    It’s more or less cleared up now, so I have to go into an intensive sterilization of my whole house so as to prevent any possibility of this spreading. Unfortunately, my girlfriend, who we thought had dodged the bullet, started breaking out in hand sores last night, so it looks like she (and probably her roomate) will now have to contend with this motherfucker of an unpleasant virus. Hopefully it runs it’s course before the aforementioned party and Judas Priest as she was making the trip to Regina to see them with me! Agh!

    • Vote for Jeb

      At least you got to see the Rugged Man.

      • sweetooth0

        I double checked to see if he ended up cancelling shows after that one. I shook his hand, so maybe he was patient zero bringing some mutant New York strain up here to the prairies. I guess you can carry it and never show symptoms, so he could still be guilty!

    • Shrimp in a Pizza Box

      And here I am complaining about a little pus on my arse, damn. hope you boys get rid of it quickly.

      • sweetooth0

        no I’ll take this over a cyst near my asshole. I had a boil in my earlobe and that was a motherfucker

        • Boils hurt like a fuck. I had a giant boil on the back of my neck once. That was a miserable 3 weeks.

          • sweetooth0

            when I went to the doctor they had to slice open the ear with a scalpel and squeeze all the pus and solids out. It was super infected, so no freezing will take. Right after I went and got tattoo’d and that was a breeze by comparison

    • Damn! I hope RA put on one heck of a show that night.

      • sweetooth0

        Oh yeah, it was an awesome show.

        • I saw him once before a long time ago. He came out with just an over sized diaper on and started singing “I Ripped Your Cunt Out With Spoons”. Hilarious.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      RA The Rugged Man is tight.

      • sweetooth0

        Yup, it was sick show. Small venue too, so he continually jumped into the crowd, he let people on stage, even let a few kids beatbox while he rapped over it. Also, he ended the show off with a big stage diving pit, which was a first for me at a hip hop show.

    • sweetooth0

      Also Good due to the Bad: Gave me time to work on pimpin out my Leatherface mask and apron with hand stitched leather threading and custom paint re-touch, so that’s cool.

      • Fucking sick dude!!!!!

        • sweetooth0

          I had a mask that I did from scratch that I lent to these friends of mine who put on a ridiculously crazy haunt house every year. unfortunately it went missing, so I just bought the “deluxe” mask from amazon, then added the stitching, touched up the paint, and then slit it up the back and added an adjuster string so it’ll fit tight to my face.

          • sweetooth0

            I made it with an austin powers mask, a beavis mask, and the ear off of one of those plastic mohawk head things.

          • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

            Auditioning for Slipknot?

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Official TOH Halloween Party

      • CyberneticOrganism

        Excellent work!

      • Old Man Doom

        That is damn cool.

    • Guacamole Jim

      DUDE I got that shit too!! I got it last year. It’s the fucking worst! I’m pretty sure I got it from grubby little kids rubbing their shit all over public transit.

      • sweetooth0

        at least it’s one and done like chicken pox. This sure brought back those unpleasant childhood memories.

        • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

          Not necessarily. If you’ve had chicken pox, you can also get shingles down the line. Or is it the other way around? DAGON TO THE TOILET EMERGENCY ROOM!

      • Dagon

        Coxsackie virus. Lil asshole can cause inflammation in a whole lot of places.

    • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

      Seems like everyone’s getting sick around this time of year. I got sick, my GM and a couple of other people caught the same thing, my roomie’s kid is getting the first signs of strep, etc.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQICnj5pPKs

  • Guacamole Jim

    Pictured: Spear

    http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-12/31/13/enhanced/webdr11/enhanced-29387-1420048868-18.jpg

    GOOD: Heading to a BBQ tonight, heading to a dope looking music store tomorrow, making plans to build a smokehouse to make jerky, pastrami, and the like.

    BAD: Job isn’t going so well.. I gotta up my game in the next little bit here, which I’m not looking forward to.

    UGLY: Ate too much hot sauce the other day, had the flaming shits all day yesterday. You can only wipe your tender little butthole so much….

  • BEARD-SPLITTER

    Two women, Spear? I cant deal with the one

  • JWEG

    Good:
    – Scream Factory finally owned up to having a 3rd Vincent Price (Blu Ray) Collection on the way: http://dailydead.com/scream-factory-planning-2016-release-of-the-vincent-price-collection-iii/
    – This new(ish) album: https://pestproductions.bandcamp.com/album/gu-yan-album (RIYL trees-n-shit black metal)
    – This other album: https://sarosseries.bandcamp.com/album/wilderness
    – Starting to see the positives to come out of the Canadian election, for instance having this written promise on record: https://www.liberal.ca/open-letter-to-canadas-public-servants/

    Note: all Prime Ministers-elect since at least the public introduction of the Internet (’94 in Canada) have to do these Open Letters as a Mission Statement, but even compared to Harper’s collection of lies of 10 years ago it puts the public service – of which I’m technically an employee – in a very positive position going forward.

    Bad:
    Having to wait a week until payday so I can get the other TovH shirt.

    Ugly:
    I’ve got nothing. Certainly nothing medical.

  • UGLY: Rocky Horror Picture Show is being remade

    • JWEG

      I’m more partial the the Phantom of the Paradise, myself, but I can see how that might annoy anyone else.

      • i haven’t seen that one! looks like i have homework…

    • Scrimm

      BAD: It was made in the first place.

      • Thanks Obama!

        GOOD: That comment!

    • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

      With Beyonce. I fucking HATE the original, though, so no biggy to me.

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      I do not believe you. Tim Curry will smite them down for this.

  • Dagon

    GOOD: Med school is over. Seriously.

    BAD: I’m not euphoric. Thing is, I still have residency exams to take and that shit is going to determine my future for the upcoming years. Still, even if I don’t get in a good residency program I’ll be a doctor next year. Not all is lost. I’ve also been feeling underwhelmed by pretty much everything today. I’m a little burned out from studying to the residency exams.

  • Good: Work week is over, had a Halloween lunch party at work today. The boss has finally finalized a new office building for us to move to, which is a little bit close to my house than the current one, and the current building is falling apart.
    Bad: Having a serious creative block lately, not good for a person who has to do creative stuff for their jerb.
    Ugly: Going to play paintball with a bunch of coworkers tomorrow. Gonna get shrekt.

  • EsusMoose

    Ugly: My attitude for the past two weeks.
    Bad: Just got through my semester’s hell week, (3 midterms, 3 assignments, and a programming assignment), due to something I haven’t been able to pay attention so I had to cram study a month and a half of stuff for each of those classes. So this week was a stress nightmare. My grades probably can only handle this if I do great the remaining of the semester (pffdasflsajf). I still have the program to do as I had to put it past its due date to get everything else done, so my friday night and Saturday morning will consist of furious coding and probably some real nice headaches. I don’t know how some of you people who have done masters and beyond but school has killed me and any interest I have in things.
    Good: Midterms are done, time to preemptively study and prepare to maximize Fallout 4 time. Going to see Deafheaven and Tribulation and maybe YOB with JEx Thoth this next week. I could even see Pelican who though write good songs but their live show is boring.

    Rant done. Have a good weekend everyone.

  • Scrimm

    Good:….
    Bad: Fucking lyrics. These last parts are not coming easily. Working on a Friday night. And Saturday, and Sunday.
    Ugly: This Undergang cd I bought. I might actually be involved with someone

    • involved, eh? go on…..

      • Scrimm

        No

        • Scrimm

          Actually not much to say, just things seem to be going in that direction.

          • TovH t-shirts doin’ their job!

          • Scrimm

            Hasn’t seen that yet. Coworker.

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            You dont shit where you eat, scrimm!

    • Which Undergang album? The new?

      • Scrimm

        Yeah

  • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

    Good: Got plenty of time off from work since Saturday, after practically no days off.
    The Bad: Reason for that being that I got a fucking stomach virus from Hell that lasted into early Thursday. I pushed myself through my shift yesterday, which is no easier when you’re working in a baking hot kitchen, but I closed my station down quicker than ever and had no missteps, as much as I thought I’d have at least one. Gah, that virus was a fucking beast, though!
    The Ugly: Bai Ling (Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon). Almost as ugly as those Brazilian women I tells ya!

    http://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bai-ling.jpg

    And Dengue Fever’s singer. Hideous I tells ya! (something tells me that JJD will love these guys).

    https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=video&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CCQQtwIwAWoVChMIqPH-3MfZyAIVCHc-Ch0pzQAT&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DE1yLKPyRSiI&usg=AFQjCNEoiam7yeX-tfN0Fhrm_TRgbrkYmQ&sig2=gLrxd33HkIhRFyCy3XCQEA

    • BEARD-SPLITTER

      Dammmm son

    • Stanley

      God job that you gave that stomach virus to all your customers.

      • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

        It was pretty much over with by yesterday. Upset stomach and fatigue, that was about it.

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      What the hell is this?

      • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

        70’s psych rock mixed with Cambodian pop music. Very interesting band (and hot singer)

  • Max

    The Good: Mild weather make Max activities viable.

    The Bad: Mild persistent neck pain make Max non-activities (like sleeping or staring at computer screen reading about polyamorous metalheads – way to go, man! – and their neckbeard stalkers – bummer) a bit less pleasant.

    The Ugly: So last night I was out shopping/getting dinner, and I walked past this guy who unzipped his fly and took a piss right next to a rubbish bin on a rather busy street with other pedestrians everywhere. I’ve seen homeless people do that sometimes; but this guy was a very typical, well-groomed Mainstream/Miscellaneous-Normal type. Which made it look weird, really. Besides which, I couldn’t get over the context: Doing something illegal and tasteless in broad dusklight surrounded by other people, I would’ve got stagefright. That’s pure entitlement for ya, I guess.

    • Boss the Ross

      Enjoy your nice weather, sucks for that neck pain, ew gross.

    • more beer

      You can see this on a regular basis in NYC.

      • Max

        Yeah, but isn’t that because NYC has no public toilets (I think I read that somewhere; could be wrong)? Whereas there are literally about three public toilets within two blocks of where this guy was.

        • Vote for Jeb

          It’s true.

  • BEARD-SPLITTER

    The gud: got some pto here for halloween. Pumpkin carving contest (havent finalized design). That new Underachievers is gawtdamn bangin (sry for repost but idc). that new cult leader is pgood.

    The bad: vericose veins (im only 30)

    The ugly: the new Abigail Williams. Its like they learned nothing from making a great album, listened to the tyrees of the internet (sry lol) and tried to make another straight black metal album. Kinda poor.

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=css8rg1NKEI

  • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot
  • Boss the Ross

    The Good – Founder’s Breakfast Stout and Real Ale’s Coffee Porter, two of my favorite beers, unfortunately seasonal but fortunately in season. And I ordered a TovH shirt.

    The Bad – Nothing worth mentioning, i like to keep it positive

    The Ugly – The weather this weekend, sheets of water falling from the sky. Oh well, grim black metal and beer it is.

    • Founder’s Breakfast Stout >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

      • Boss the Ross

        It makes me happy.

    • more beer

      Everything is better with beer. Especially stout in cold rainy weather.

      • Boss the Ross

        And when you say everything, you mean everything. Everything! Everything is better with beer.

        More beer, you’re my hero.

    • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot
      • Boss the Ross

        But, but, but i said black metal…
        Though i suppose nothing is more truly dismal and depressively grim than pop music.

        Touche my friend, touche.

        I was listening to this though.
        https://youtu.be/py6iHvKbDjs

  • CT-12

    Good: Finally getting some time off, so I’m gonna see my buddy’s band tonight and watch horror movies all weekend. Also just took a break from one of my bands to focus on 2 other projects I’ve got going on that should have music released by the end of the year. Windhand and Monolord on Tuesday.

    Bad: Mass unexpected overgrowth of grass at work that is almost impossible to stay on top of.

    Ugly and a douche: Anthony Bourdain

    • What’d Anthony ever do to you?

      • CT-12

        Existed

        • A world without Anthony Bourdain?

          I don’t want to live in that world, man. I just don’t.

          • CT-12

            It’s all good if you like him man, I’m just not a fan of the guy. I was also sort of inadvertently poking fun at KJU because we’ve discussed this issue before too haha

          • Well, he is a cunt, I’ll give you that.

          • CT-12

            hahahahaha!

          • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot
          • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

            I’m a cunt, and you’re Shia Labeouf’s unwashed gooch. 😉

          • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

            GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

          • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

            Lol, no offense taken. Gonna still bust your chops though!

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Nerdy Andrew Zimmern >>>>>>

          • BEARD-SPLITTER

            Anyone who thinks Zimmern is cooler than Bourdain is living in some kinda weeabo fantasy unicorn world

          • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

            I like Zimmern, but his show definitely bites off of Bourdain’s old travel shows, and wasn’t thrilled about how he insisted that Guy Fierri is ‘vital to the culinary world’.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Bourdain’s show is too wannabe weary beatnik world traveler rambling bullshit, all show. Zimmern is a dork who fucking eats everything and it’s hilarious.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Everything except walnuts. He hates walnuts.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Yeah that’s weird

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            According to the ex it’s a consistency thing. The texture of walnuts sets off his gag reflex or somesuch.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Everyone’s got something like that; Cybernetic Ladynism can’t eat celery for the same reason.

          • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

            I can’t eat raw onions for the life of me without it flaring up my stomach.

          • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

            I’ll leave this here for you.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLaT55nSXEA

          • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

            Nerdy Alton Brown >>>>>>>>>>>> Zimmern

    • more beer

      I`m seeing a buddy`s band tonight with Vital Remains. It is within walking distance of my house. So that means more beer.

      • BEARD-SPLITTER

        Vital Remains >>>>>>>>

        Have a drink on me

    • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

      …………………………………….

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Good: I work all weekend which means I’ll have money
    Bad: Because of that I can’t see the Misfits on Sunday, still single
    Ugly: Tinder

  • Bad: Me. I’m bad. I shot the three-boobed woman and I feel nothing about it.

    Good: Martian Law. (Martial Law?) No–MARTIAN LAW!

    UGLY: Three boobs. Who needs one extra? SUPERFLUOUS BOOBAGE!

  • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

    Don’t worry, Spear, I already hired protection for you in case Mr. Stalker goes apeshit.

    http://hiphopgoldenage.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/nwa1.png

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    I have had 4 matches on Tinder today. 2 were bots. I’m going to guess the other two are also bots.

    • 4 bots are better than one human woman.
      Martian Fact.

      • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot
        • If Hitler had prevailed, this would be the only thing anyone ever listened to.

          • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

            Since when did Die Form become Nazis? Die Form would be the only thing anyone would ever listen to if DeSade became an emperor.

          • Not implying they’re Nazis. But they are fucking horrible in every possible way. They are kitsch personified, and lord knows the Nazi party was in love with kitsch. So . . . HITLER.

          • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot
          • Whoa. A pun that actually fails to make me want to kill the person who is responsible for it. Good on you.

          • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

            *takes a bow and soils my pantaloons*

          • Soiled pantaloons are the fucking WURST.
            *nails incongruous pantaloon/kraut pun, slips head through noose, kicks chair*

          • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

            As this plays in the background.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUO9SNCBL6U

          • Óðinn

            If Hitler had prevailed, we’d probably be forced to listen to Disma and Grand Belial’s Key.

          • Howard Dean would love it.

          • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

            RIP, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

          • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

            And would willingly and lovingly join Donald Trump and Ted Nugent’s fan pages, while joining Westboro Baptist Church protests against weathermen (yes, they’re doing that).

    • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

      One of them was Pingu undercover.

      • Based Potoo

        I’ve never been on tinder tho.

        • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

          Never been on there, but from what I’ve seen on here, it’s a dating service where you get to stick your dick in crazy and get your bunnies boiled.

    • Robits everywhere! The future is here…

  • xengineofdeathx

    Dude I hope you can resolve this, I had a girlfriend with a stalker and it was an infuriating and emotionally exhausting experience. Good luck.

    Good: I started a relationship with a smokin hot girl that I feel a genuine connection to.

    Bad: I tore my pec muscle and feared that I would need surgery. It doesn’t seem that severe now, but the frustration of not being able to train or even do pushups is getting to me. But at least I can button my fucking pants, couldn’t do that two weeks ago. It’s easy to take for granted when everything on your body works. I am feeling pretty dejected by all of these injuries I’ve had to deal with lately…

    Ugly: This relationship is long distance. Part of me doesn’t mind that. But I don’t really know how to deal with someone approving of me at this stage in my life. And I feel like my own neurosis is going to doom this thing. Trying to stay level headed and be realistic about it all. Don’t want to ruin something good in my life for the time time in who knows how long.

  • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

    More Goodererest: Just digi-bought the new Killing Joke, and my dick has been officially steamrolled. Repeatedly.

  • Thanks Obama!
  • Boss the Ross
  • Help, Boss the Ross is on a drunken upvoting blitzkrieg!

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    Good: going to a big guitar shop in the week.

    Bad: had all my free periods taken off me at sixth form because I got a 3 on my monitoring. Have to sit in the library for two hours a day doing fuck all.

    Ugly: one of my friends came to talk to me in one of my frees. It felt like being visited in prison.

  • Oily Kung Fu Bologna Riot

    Good And Bad: Decided to quit my job today and look onward. $8.25 for backbreaking labor that’s physically taken a toll on me is nowhere near enough, especially with 13 years in the restaurant biz. I talked about it for a while, and thought “ok, it’s something. It’s a re-introduction and something to do”, and it’s merely that,. Not a decision I’m taking lightly, but something in my heart of hearts tells me it’s the right thing to do, especially since I could be making more and letting my star shine for once.