Flush it Friday: OH SHIT I FORGOT TO WRITE THI-

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AHAHAHA, welcome back to this edition of Flush it Friday that I totally definitely wrote well in advance of right now.

Look. You already know how this works. Get everything off your chest in the comments below, and don’t forget to include good vibes to carry you through the weekend. I’m getting the hell out of here for the day.

 

  • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

    Good: Fellow Flushers, Heavy Metal, Heavy Beers, Bad Brains, Michael Keaton, Jon Anderson

    Have a good weekend everybody!

    • Michael Keaton is the best live action Batman. period!

      • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

        I’m glad to read “live action” because that means you agree Kevin Conroy is the best Batman ever.

        • Yep, and Mark Hamill is THE best Joker ever, bar none.

          • i won’t disagree with you, but have you heard Michael Emerson’s joker? superb. (i must sound like a broken record at this point… if so, sowwy!)

          • Don’t think I have…

          • check out the animated Dark Knight Returns (parts 1 & 2). way better than anything Nolan has done.

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            Those were excellent adaptations.

          • ME GORAK B.C.™
          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            Correct, my good sir.

        • This is a fact.

        • don’t you worry Boss, that thought is what made me edit my statement!

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            Jimmy, you’re the best.

          • and Boss, you’re the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best….

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            aw shucks

      • Adam West or GTFO.

      • tigeraid

        Excellent save, as I was about to raise hell, bruh. Kevin Conroy is forever the trve Batman. But I’ll give you the LIVE one.

        EDIT: SHIT just saw Ross said so. Well, he’s right you know.

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        Adam West or GTFO

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    Good: got a new deathaxe of sathanas on Tuesday
    Bad: two colds in a month. Fuck my life.

    • i feel you on getting sick, had a cold and sore throat that I was able to get rid of before vacation. Come back from vacation and got same crap again. Just getting over it now almost two weeks later.

  • Nativian Taco

    Good: Going to buy some whiskey.

    Bad: Waiting at the fucking DMV.

    • YourLogicIsFlushed

      Whatcha getting? I usually just pick at random depending on how much I feel like spending so I’ve had a weird variation of mostly bourbons.

      • Nativian Taco

        Getting some tasty bourbon

  • YourLogicIsFlushed

    Good: No weekend plans
    Bad: …No weekend plans
    Ugly: The fucking movie theater nearest me has changed ownership 3 times in the last 5 months, the place is a shithole, but it’s cheap and I really wanna see 10 Cloverfield Lane ASAP.

    • Sneak some booze in, sit back, relax and enjoy the show.

      • if one wears JNCO jeans, many airplane bottles of booze can be hidden

  • GOOD: Payday today which is another Paycheck towards Hells Headbash Part 3. Beer later tonight while records are spun. I picked up a 4 pack of Stoudt’s Fat Dog (Imperial Oatmeal Stout); that shit is just sitting in the fridge waiting to be drunk.

    BAD: I injured myself running hills last weekend. My Achilles tendon on my right leg is all sorts of fucked up. Luckily it does not affect my cycling to work and home, so that’s rad.

    UGLY: I have to ride through 25-30 mph winds on my way home here in the next 30 minutes. Should be especially pleasant towards the top of the mountain I have to climb. That beer is going to be well deserved later on bro-faces.

  • nbm02ss

    I’m just planning to binge Daredevil season 2 this weekend.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      I’m planning on starting it.

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      First season ruled. Also watching Jessica Jones. I want to fuck the dog piss out of Krysten Ritter.

      • the blonde girl in daredevil is QUITE good looking as a redhead. i’ll leave the googling to those whom it concerns…

      • Spear

        The last couple episodes of JJ are fucking intense. Loved that series.

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          Killer.

      • Get in line bro.

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          Dude!

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        Krysten Ritter is pretty. She was on a sitcom I liked called Don’t Trust The Bitch In Apartment 23. Eric Andre was on it as well.

        • whoawhoawhoa, Andre was on there? he seems like too much of a wildcard IRL to be on a network show!

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            He was. I love The Eric Andre show but this show was before that show.

          • yup, you and i both like that one quite a bit. he is a genius.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            It will be a sad day if it gets cancelled.

      • Brutalist_Receptacle

        But you’ll settle, as you do every night, for a self-induced hand release, loser.

        • daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

        • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

          That’s one hell of an introduction. Welcome to the Toilet!

        • tigeraid

          Ooooooh shit, this n00b throws shade with the best of us. But where’s the thinly-veiled admiration for your fellow toileteers?

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          Jerking it makes the world go ’round, poopydick.

        • rekt

    • same

    • About to start episode 2. : )

    • Guacamole Jim

      SO PUMPED

      • Edward/Breegrodamus™

        YOU HAVE NO IDEA GUAC

  • COAL ROLL

    Good: The Mercyful Fate record that tune is on
    Bad: It’s supposed to snow this weekend?
    Ugly: all of you.

    • tigeraid

      Coal Roll pls!

  • THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY. EASTWOOD FOR PRESIDENTE 2016. A VOTE FOR EASTWOOD IS A VOTE FOR BAD-ASSERY.

    Have a great weekend yall.

    GL
    https://amatalqa.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly-1-1024.jpg

    • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

      You’re the man, GL!

  • Spear

    Going to day 2 of this, nothing else matters
    http://hammerheartbrewing.com/img/fullHHOstarablot.jpg

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      Fuck, are you seeing Vemod?

      • I was just going to ask that.

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          Finders keepers, bro.

      • Spear

        Yep. Vemod, Alda, Vukari, Woman Is The Earth, and Blood And Sun. Would have liked to catch… well, really, all the bands on the first day, but I couldn’t do both.

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          Rad. I want a full as fuck report on Vemod!

          • Spear

            I will deliver to the best of my ability.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            That’s all I can ask, son. But you still gotta take a lap before hitting those showers and then chasing the muff around.

        • You glorious son of a bitch.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      Spear how long have you been in Minnesota for?!

      • prolly long enough, lolololololoo

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          That’s NOT what she said. Derp!

      • Spear

        I actually live in Wisconsin, but I’m just over an hour away from the Cities.

        • Edward/Breegrodamus™

          No kidding! I had no frickin’ clue we were that close together.

          • Spear

            Yeah! Hessian actually just played In My Area™ too. I’ll have to give you a holler when I’m up for a show or something.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™
          • Spear

            Confession time: this is my first time listening to Death Grips, despite numerous mentions from both TovH friends/normies. What’s a good starting point?

          • DVRKBEVRD

            Exmilitary

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            I agree with Blackbeard. Start at the beginning, Exmilitary, which is their most straightforward stuff. If you like that, you may or may not like as they keep getting weirder and weirder.

          • Spear

            I’m all for weird. Thanks bros.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    Good: Not a fucking thing really.
    Bad: I’m fucking tired.
    Ugly: So much of everything.

  • Good: Getting baked and watching Daredevil season 2
    Bad: Who gives a fuck? I’m getting baked and watching Daredevil season 2!!!
    Ugly: The polar opposite of Deborah Ann Woll.

    • Fuck, guess I need to try this Daredevil every poopy face here is talking about.

      • COAL ROLL

        conformist

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        It’s good. And some shit. Just watch it, you fuckwad.

        • I’ll fucking blow my wad while I watch it BROOOOOOOOOO.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            BRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • CyberneticOrganism

            BBBBRRRRRRRR*burbles*

      • The fight scenes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

        • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

          Some of the best

      • tigeraid

        Do so. Killer. Plus: The Punishers naow!

    • ME GORAK B.C.™

      U MAN(TALKING MILKSHAKE) WITH PLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGG UGG!!!!!!!!!!

  • EsusMoose

    Good: spring break
    Bad: gotta find a place to live after I graduate this week. The intrastate drive I’m in the middle of right now.
    Ugly:my car singing

    • Don’t like crash or anything. That would be bad.

      • EsusMoose

        I’m at or was at Culver’s. I now feel disgusting and shall embrace the void while obeying traffic laws.

  • Vault Dweller

    Good: It’s fuckin’ Friday, man
    Bad: I haven’t escape the goddamn office yet.
    Ugly: An old high school friend of mine became an internationally known ‘Florida man’ last year when he accidentally blew himself up making hash oil. They covered his case in newspapers in the UK, of all places! Just discovered today that he plead out and caught over 3 years in prison and just got to prison last week. He won’t be free until late 2018 at the earliest, as best I can tell.

    Now I’m reliving my first week in prison internally and feeling bad for my buddy. Gonna have to write him this weekend and see how he’s holding up.

    • DVRKBEVRD

      how does one blow themselves up making hash?

      • There’s a method of making hash oil that involves propane.

        • taste the oil, not the heat

        • DVRKBEVRD

          probably the first problem

        • Sir Tapir The Based

          Hank Hill getting high.

      • more beer

        They use butane for the extraction. If you are not in a well ventilated area it is very dangerous. People blow themselves up here doing it all the time. BHO is butane honey oil. Here are a couple of examples of the finished product I picked up the other day. On the left is Hemlock and on the right Kandy Kush.

    • CyberneticOrganism
      • tigeraid

        Fuckin’ Randy-bo-bandy.

    • more beer

      That sucks about your friend. I am going to assume he was doing a butane extraction in a place that wasn’t well enough ventilated. There have been a lot of people here who have blown themselves up doing that. I am glad I can get BHO’s for 20 bucks a gram here.

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    GOOD: 3 festival passes for the summer, each for every day.
    BAD: broke, because see above.
    GOOD/BAD: No weekend plans, no weekend beer. Except on Sunday of all days.
    UGLY: Monday.

  • Good: Trip to Florida was nice and resulted in a 3 day work week.
    Bad: I get paid by the hour, so that’s 16 hours of $$$ I also don’t get.
    Ugly: I am so tired. I am so tired all the time.
    http://poorlydrawnlines.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/goat.png

  • DVRKBEVRD

    Good: buddys are coming over, board games will be played, records are ordered, bud is on the way

    Bad: i took the day off work to go to the funeral, then ended up not going.

    Ugly: tapir

    • Vault Dweller

      Ugly: AF

  • CyberneticOrganism

    GOOD: Nailed an interview this morning.

    BAD: Job requires an occasional shitball commute.

    UGLY: My face during a shitball commute.

    http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb164/Rutabaga64/animated%20gifs/Miscellaneous/totalrecalleyepop_zpsd8fbfecc.gif

    • Dave Vincent’s Perm

      SCREAMING DISGUSTING SCUM CHILDREN ON THE BUS AAAAAAAAAAGH

    • I may join you on the shitball commute, but I’m exploring my options right so no shitball yet.

      • CyberneticOrganism

        Good luck pedalbro. Mine’s short-term so at least there’s that.

  • JWEG

    Good:

    – Way belated updates from the Todd and the Book of Pure Evil camp about progress on “The End of the End”, and a (still slightly tentative) completion date of October this year. Delays due to insufficient funding are so par for the course for Canadian TV and film projects that I totally accept that excuse and apology. Plus it means I can start wearing my Todd shirt from Fright Rags regularly again, and advertise the upcoming film any time I’m asked about it

    – Speaking of Fright Rags. A tweet today musing the possibility of a Deathgasm t-shirt, which I’d wear proudly every day I’m not repping TATBOPE instead

    – Great weather, glorious weekend ahead. About time I had a long nature hike

    – Vale of Pnath news, new tune

    – Got more thesis work done; but wound up with the “programming” aspect of my project put off yet another week because I got so into writing (more methodology and analysis) that I totally forgot about that side of things.

    – Haggatha: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd5ZSVKD5mY

    Bad:

    – I have not been visited lately by Mailmanbro

    – No income in April means no new purchases in order to receive a visit from Mailmanbro, or the Bandcamp Fairy; and May might be entirely accounted for already, anyway…

    Recall from my #FlushItFriday of two weeks ago: in order to Defend my thesis in mid-April (week of the 18th) I would have a Draft deadline of the week of March 21. And I obviously haven’t made it (programming left). If I can get it done by next weekend I might still be able to defend in the last week; but it’s looking slightly more like I’ll have to request a deferral to the first two weeks of May. It’s better than having to pay for a full Term, which would also include a Program Re-registration fee larger than the 2 week extension fee itself (I hit my 5-year Program limit on April 30), but still something I hope to avoid.

    Ugly:

    Fish-faced politicians. Not that I’m referring to anyone in particular, especially not any Canadian-Cuban ones making current news…

    • DVRKBEVRD

      Haggatha is p tight. been a while since i listened to them

      • JWEG

        I’m doing what I can to revisit bands on my wishlist (figurative, not necessarily bandcamp) lately. They just reached out and grabbed me as one I should have paid for earlier. Fortunately, I did this just before realizing I couldn’t technically afford to do so this month.

        I failed ages ago to limit my credit card use to emergency purchases, though, so what the heck…

        • DVRKBEVRD

          i have v little self control, so i own no credit cards, my old lady has like three tho.

    • Salmon of Knowledge

      Dammn, this song hits the right spot, thanks a lot.

  • sweetooth0

    GOOD: It’s FRIDAY and my girlfriend’s car is finally fixed so no more waking up at sick people hours and back to regular 9-5. Also, she gets free beer on Fridays at her work, so I’m go probably go drink somma that.
    BAD: JICO emailed me to tell me they would have my replacement needle for my SHURE cartridge ready to ship APRIL FUCKING FIFTH. Agh, no vinyl for probably another month more!
    UGLY: The two shits I took this morning due to consuming 3 Desert Empanadas and a Oreo Churo from TacoTime within an 8hr period prior to going to work.

    • DVRKBEVRD

      which Shure cart?

      • sweetooth0

        V15 Type III

        • DVRKBEVRD

          jeeeesus, nice cart. im happy w my new AT cart

          • sweetooth0

            I straight up lucked out. The dude I bought my table from had just bought it for his, but I guess it wouldn’t fit on his arm, so he installed it on the table he sold me. I got the table and a brand new SHURE cartridge for 275, which is nuts. Unfortunately, the needle broke off a few weeks back. So I’m ordering this one as a replacement:

            http://www.jico-stylus.com/product_info.php?products_id=1046

          • DVRKBEVRD

            that sucks, wouldnt think one of their styluses would break so easy. what are you tracking at?

          • sweetooth0

            I suspect it was due to drunken mishandling on my part 🙁
            I did have it for several years and got a lot of use out of it.
            I’d have to double check, still sitting at work waiting for the last coupla hrs to finish out.

          • DVRKBEVRD

            ive had one or two drunken vinyl mishaps in my day. hope the new one is peachy! what table are you using it on?

          • sweetooth0

            Yamaha YP801-BL

          • DVRKBEVRD

            hell yeah

            #ToiletVintageTTOwnersClub

          • COAL ROLL

            me too me too!

    • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

      FREE BEER FRIDAY!

      • sweetooth0

        Yeah, I can’t believe that shit. But it’s cool that they’re ok with people having friends/spouses/whatever come down as well. Plus her boss loves me because we geeked on metal the whole time last time I went there, and she had no idea he was even into it.

        • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

          Fucking A Plus!

      • DVRKBEVRD

        no shit, im going to break down and drink tonight in Norms honor

    • COAL ROLL

      beer, a new needle, and poop? I see all good here friendo

      • sweetooth0

        you didn’t see or smell that shit. TacoTime is not your bathroom buddy. The new needles good, but the wait time is heinous. I put in the order last week. The killer is I saw what I believe is the same needle on ebay for 30bucks less, and free shipping, basically the day after I sent in the order. But I’m paranoid and decided I’d be patient and get what I know is the genuine article direct from the source in Japan. The emails they send me crack me up because they are always addressed to “Dear Adrian Parsons-san”

    • more beer

      Free beer is the best kind of beer.

  • Pentagram Sam

    Good: Riding high on synthwave vibes. Haven’t been this excited about music since the beginning days of loud ass distorted rock and the discovery of metal. Downloaded Fruity Loops and need to watch some tutorial vids cos I want to give this synthwave a shot. Not trying to act like it’s gonna be easy or anything, but I haven’t had music speak to me like this since the discovery days of Nirvana and Metallica. SO EXCITED!

    Plus, might be working for an old employer, the one job I kept for over 2 years. A new store opened up in town and they need alot of help. Talked to folks and put in the app, just waiting to go in for an interview. Which is good cos…

    Bad: Working two jobs and while the driving job at P Hut is cool as hell, the morning gig at a restaurant is about to go. Got a passive aggressive dickhead asshole turdsuckin 2nd tier manager who is basically fucking with my shit. From little things like tossing away my fresh ass drink, to eating my order of food and leaving scraps even though, hey dickhead, that was my fucking food, to making sure the only thing he says to me are telling me I’m doing something wrong or to correct me in front of others. What sealed the deal is today he didn’t say one word to me at all until barely thirty min after the store opened he came up with that turdsuckin grin on his face and quickly stammered, “It’s slow today go ahead and go home.” Lunch rush hadn’t even happened. If bitchboy wants to fuck with my hours, then peace motherfucker. Two weeks notice goes in tomorrow

    Ugly: Took advantage of the extra time and blasted my biceptocons today and they are sore as hell. But I LOVE IT MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

    *Sidenote: This had alot of venting but hey it’s Flush it Friday! I’m actually feeling pretty damn good and if I can get my job back at the former employer, that can help facilitate my return to Austin even quicker.

    • Old Man Doom

      Good call on the synthwave stuff. I really dig it too. Here’s one I found recently that is killer: https://nightmarefortress.bandcamp.com/album/the-wanting

    • Max

      I quite like synthwave. I’ve got a massive backlog of it to listen to. Once I have, I’ll make the ultimate synthwave mix tape.

  • Goodish: I’m going to explore working in NYC. Seems like I can make substantially more paper over there even when factoring in bus, subway, etc.
    Bad: No House of Pain tonight because other grown ass men are being grown ass men.
    Ugly: The opposite of that

    • COAL ROLL

      get that grip #2

      • Stackin’ that paper in twenty16.

    • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

      No House of Pain?! Dammit. I wanted to live vicariously through you tonight.

      • Was looking forward to it. I did get to see Everlast live at a small club during the “Whitey Sings The Blues Tour” and he played a live version of “Jump Around” so that’ll have to do.

  • Good: The week is finally over, finally got this big brochure design done.
    Bad: Sick as fuck. I was nauseous this morning but I’ve got a sore throat, stuffed up nose, cough, runny nose, and I had some gnarly pleurisy last night for the first time in my life. Thought I was having a fucking heart attack or something.
    Ugly: Everything about being sick and having to live through being sick.

    • pleurisy is frightening until you know what it is. lol @ you doe

  • Guacamole Jim

    Good: I’m sexy and I know it.

    Bad: not actually being sexy

    Ugly: me; not being sexy

    • guac i know you’re fishing for compliments but you’re gonna get one from me every time. you’re the handsomest boy!

      • Guacamole Jim

        Hell no!! I’m being jovially self deprecating.

      • I ain’t know ’bout the face, but I do know ’bout dat ass.

  • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

    I would like to add to my Good. Mailmanbro had Inverloch vinyl waiting for me when I got home.

  • Salmon of Knowledge

    Good: I started studying biochemistry today.
    Bad: I should have started a week ago.
    Ugly: The girl I loved and never met since mid 2014. Time hasn´t treated her well.

    • I met someone who looks a lot like you
      She does the things you do
      But she is an IBM.

      • Salmon of Knowledge

        International Business Machines?
        And I look like a salmonid. 😀

        • i was quoting a song from an album called “Time” by an unnamed artist. i rolled the dice thinking you might have heard it! i know JJD should come strolling by here any minute doe…

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Yay, that’s the best album from The Orchestra Of Electric Lights!

          • Salmon of Knowledge

            I failed miserabely.

          • yes, but by not catching the reference you pass at being a normie!

          • Salmon of Knowledge

            Yay!
            According to you and this test, I am a normie (97)
            https://i.imgur.com/7gBI95n.jpg

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            *i was quoting a song from an album called “Time” by a shitty band.
            FTFY

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Why are you so mean? Electric Light Orchestra is the shit!

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            They are shit, bad shit, not the good kind of shit.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Y u do dis?

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Good: The amount of hours I have

    Bad: The fact I still work at Old Navy

    Ugly: Billy Squier

    • Hey, a job’s a job. As long as you’re getting paid a fair wage, it’s all good.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I get paid 10 dollars at Old Navy but I work 4 hours a week.

        • Find another job if you can.

        • more beer

          Here is some solid advice. Learn a trade.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I still have to save up a thousand dollars to do the one trade program I want to do. DCC has an EKG tech program and those techs make money. I want to do that.

          • Good plan.

          • more beer

            That is a plan people always get sick. So anything medical is good.

    • Old Man Doom

      Any record stores or comic book stores nearby? Apply there.

      • DVRKBEVRD

        such a job is SOOO hard to get around here

        • Old Man Doom

          Totally understandable.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I have a second job at Christmas Tree Shops. The record store near me does not hire.

        • The people that work there probably own the place, I’m guessing.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            They do own the record store.

        • more beer

          Living where you live. You should learn how to caddy. There are so many golf courses around there that require caddies. It pays really well plus tips. I used t do that when I was around your age. There were days I made $200 to $300. It is seasonal. But between now and October yu can make a lot of money.

    • Óðinn

      Did he have a stroke?

      https://youtu.be/69fPof-ZTnU

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        This is a good pun.

      • more beer

        No he stroked it!

    • Óðinn

      I’m makin’ love to whoever I please

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnHm4ro_l8s

    • Óðinn

      This guy really know how to rock a skin tight, leopard print, spandex suit.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPQgfaB3S1c

  • Coprolytic

    Good: Wife wants me to go see her friend’s boyfriend’s brutal death band play tonight even though that means leaving her alone with a 1 month old and his wild big sister.
    Bad: Vasectomy on Monday, to ensure no more siblings.
    Ugly: My balls, on Monday.

  • Old Man Doom

    Good: Finished my conference paper called “A Breath from the Blackest Void: Lovecraft and Romantic Theories of Inspiration”. I also finished all the grading for my students, so I’m officially on break. Fuck yeah. Also, the new COBALT album: it’s so damn good.
    Bad: Not much. Just fucking stoked.
    Ugly: Me. I need a fucking haircut and a beard trim ASAP.

    That being said, it’s sprang brake. I want to get fucked up and do fucked up shit:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aQMCioTFOk

    • you’ve heard the new Cobalt? the jealousy is strong with me, it flows through my veins.

    • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

      Good to hear, Old Man Doom!

      When/where can we read your paper? It has me intrigued.

      • Old Man Doom

        I’m going to submit it to the Lovecraft annual for publication soon. Probably won’t get in, but I’ve got my fingers crossed.

        • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

          Bad ass. Best of luck!

          If you don’t mind me asking, what do you teach?

          • Old Man Doom

            ESL and rhetoric and composition

          • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

            I need to double check all of my replies to you. Hahaha! In all seriousness though, that is really cool!

  • CyberneticOrganism
    • DVRKBEVRD

      til Brooklyn

      • CyberneticOrganism

        or Hammersmith

      • Boss the “Hoss” Ross
      • more beer

        After that came out. I was still young and doing coke. We used to score that shit in the Fordham section of the Bronx. Well on these rides the words were changed to ” No Sniff Til Fordham”..

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          I’ve been many places in America, but never to NYC! I was telling my friend about that earlier (she’s from Queens). Closest I’ve been it Pittsburgh.

          • more beer

            The greatest city in the world. You are only an hour flight or 8 hour drive away.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            So I’ve heard. It’s gonna be hard to top Chicago, though! 😉

    • Óðinn
      • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

        Yes Sleep!

  • Just starting Episode 3…

  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

    Ok, a quick one.

    Good: only one song in but ==> the new Cobalt.
    Bad: can’t remember because after only one song in the new Cobalt has washed away anything bad.
    Ugly: definitely not the new Cobalt (at least not in a bad way).

  • Waynecro

    Good: I’ll be hanging out with my brother in Oakland, California, for most of next week. We’re going to see Coheed and Cambria again.
    Bad: I hate traveling and missing workouts.
    Ugly: Xbox One headsets that decide to stop working during the middle of a massive, highly coordinated firefight in Tom Clancy’s The Division.

    • DVRKBEVRD

      man im jelly, ive never seen CO&CA

      • Waynecro

        This will be my third time seeing them, I think. We get early access to the venue to see one of the band members perform a song solo (an early-entry pass came with the special edition of the new album).

        • DVRKBEVRD

          jellyjelly

          • Waynecro

            They’re really great live. If you have the opportunity to see them, you definitely should.

          • DVRKBEVRD

            im a huge fan, ive missed them more than once. the shamee!

          • Waynecro

            I hope you get to see them one day. They’re pretty great.

      • Saw them once opening for Heaven & Hell.

    • Boss the “Hoss” Ross

      Brother time is the best time. Have fun man!

      • Waynecro

        Thanks, dude!

  • Óðinn

    GOOD: Had an acting role this morning.

    BAD: My call time was at 6:45 AM, so I had to get up at 5:30…and I also made the decision to work this afternoon.

    UGLY: Donald Trump and his supporters.

  • Rob M

    GOOD: New Funeral Whore released today
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqrPnvT458I

    BAD: Had to give the cat a flea bath this week

    UGLY: My wifes arm after our 8 pound cat channeled a viking berserker during said bath

    • DVRKBEVRD

      i dont even attempt to fuck around with giving big fuzz a bath

      • Rob M

        Hahaha..I dont blame you

        Honestly, never would have done it if we had a choice…She’s itchy as hell though and the frontline isnt doing jack shit for her

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          That’s allergies, then. Our one cat gets that come spring and summer time.

          • Rob M

            That was our next guess, any advice for dealing with an allergic cat?

            …Ive read Omega – 3 oil can sometimes help

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Gotta find out what the allergy is first.

          • Rob M

            Gotcha…thanks man

      • Fortunately, Luna is strictly inside.

  • killvps

    Good: Going scuba diving at the Toilet Bowl here in about an hour. Oh, and good morning from Japan.

    Bad: For the past few weeks: work. Twelve hour days were pretty common with classes, projects and all while doing this with a cold. Also, not going to the gym for a week straight.

    Ugly: A couple of buddies and myself missed our chance to see Iron Maiden in Tokyo. Tickets sold WAY too fast. Literally, within 2 hours of the day of ticket sales, everything was sold out. Huge bummer. I don’t know what to do with my life…

    Edit: Have a rad weekend

  • Punisher makes Rambo look like an underachieving Boy Scout.

  • Hulk Hogan was just awarded $115 Mil from Gawker. He could potentially end up with more. Gawker is so fucked.

    • more beer

      They should have given that award to the general public. As anyone who see’s that tape Whether they see it on purpose or accidentally. Just the thought of him doing the dirty is disgusting. Actually seeing it is pure trauma and years of counseling will be needed.

      • Fortunately, I have not seen a single frame.

        • more beer

          Same here.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Apparently he yelled the N-word during the whole thing. He’s either racist as fuck, or he’s channeling the hooker from Frisky Dingo when he does the nasty.

          • more beer

            I thought him being a racist was already a proven fact.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Yep, and that’s why the WWE dropped him.

    • Rob M

      Like I told my friend..never bet against Hogan when theres money involved.

      …and honestly, Im perfectly happy seeing those shit-stirring assholes at Gawker get smacked down a bit

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      Yup! A guy gets $115 million for a sex tape that he taped with his best friend’s wife while the guy taped it, while people who get wrongly thrown into prison for 20+ years wait to get their meager settlements from the city. Gotta love our justice system.

      • more beer

        Blame your fellow citizens. Usually it is the jury that makes these decisions.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Listening to Husker Du’s opus Zen Arcade. There will never be a good punk rock concept album except for Zen Arcade,

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      Classic CD! After all these years, The Living End is still the loudest CD I’ve ever heard.

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    The Good: Turned 35 yesterday. Lol, the most uneventful birthday I’ve ever had, since I slept through most of it. I’m officially an old fart now, but for some bizarre reason I haven’t aged near as much as I should’ve. :-p
    The Bad: Nothing much. Great week, and good friends here on the Toilet and in real life. Thanks so much, good sirs and misses!
    The Ugly: Whoever this is. Have her bathed and brought to my chambers!

    https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/e9dc34bb8ba0ca1cfbc6bebb36563790.jpg?quality=80&strip=info&w=600

  • tigeraid

    You posted Mercyful Fate. You are forgiven.

    The Good: Vacation is coming soon, and it is eagerly anticipated.
    The Bad: After a week of Spring-like temps, it’s getting wintry cold around The Ranch again.
    The Ugly: srsly, Americans, srsly. You’re starting to scare the rest of us with this whole election thing.

    • more beer

      Anyone with a half a brain in America is terrified of this election cycle too.

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    Belated song for St. Patrick’s Day (with them singing in Gaelic).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MByL9tQ4nXA

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    Random Rant:

    Wiener floopy ding dong ploppy hammer fart. Chunky honky sneaky fart. My butt flopped and………. fuck my door, my boogers are hammering. Woopy plop! Ugh boogie booger choo choo.

  • 7 episodes down, 6 to go.