Flush it Friday: My Junk

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G’day, chums. Welcome back. Yes, if you were wondering. That is me on top of a metal bull, very drunk, in my boxers, in downtown Edmonton. It’s a long story; ask me some other time.

You all know our venerable Flush it Friday tradition, but just in case you’re especially daft, here’s how we roll:

THE GOOD: We post something good about our week/lives/genitalia.

THE BAD: We post something bad about our week/lives/genitalia yeah don’t do that.

THE UGLY: We post pictures of our genitalia.

Too complex? I understand. I too barely passed high school English. Let me provide you with an example to follow.


 

THE GOOD: Last Saturday (Sunday for the time-travelling lizard among us) we all logged onto our computers (because clearly none of us spend enough time online) and had a TOILET OV HELL G+ HANGOUTS HANGOUT. It was a blast. I got to speak to the Toilet’s own Link Leonhart, W., Time-Travelling Lizard, Time-Travelling Hotel, EsusMoose, and Gurp. I think there were more people in there, but I could barely keep up with the fast pace of the conversation, which was basically the comments section but with more accents. We wore funny hats (including, but not limited to, a banana), we made fun of everyone who wasn’t participating (looking at you, James Jimmy McNulty), and we discussed music in all its forms. If you weren’t there, you’re basically not a person anymore.


 

THE EXTRA GOOD: (Yeah, I know I didn’t include this bit above. If you have any complaints about me lying to you, contact Joe Thrashnkill at toiletovhell@gmail.com) I’m going to Jasper for a five day camping bender! For those of you who don’t know what Jasper is, take a gander at this little gem:

Look at me gesture to the waters. I'm basically the best.

Look at me gesture to the waters. I was probably talking about some pretentious bullshit here.

 

That’s right. Five days of no internet, tons of booze, good friends, fresh air, and mountains. If any of you fine Toilet folks make it up to Alberta at any point in your lives and I still happen to be here, I will take you to the mountains for a camping trip. My tent fits two. Three, if those two other people happen to be Christian Molenaar and The Masterlord (because I just want to snuggle them both).


 

THE BAD: I work at a door company. Specifically, I manage doors and frames for construction projects. Basically my job is comprised of sitting at a desk, writing lots of emails, entering data into a computer, and taking angry phone calls from construction companies wondering why in the most holy of fucks doors are so fucking complicated. I don’t know the answer to that question; all I really know is that doors are way more fucking complicated than you can imagine. Next time you open a door, think about me.

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And these are just the doors. Wait until you start learning about frames!

 

Anyway, all of that was to say that I sit on my ass all day (hence the nonstop, braindead commenting), which means I weigh too much. I also eat too much. And I try to eat less, but then I get hella hungry and go on a rampage for food around my office, which doesn’t lend itself to a positive work environment. I try to exercise, but my gym buddy moved away from Edmonton, and going to the gym by myself is lonely :’(


 

THE UGLY: THIS BIT IS EXTREMELY NSFW. IT IS A PHOTO OF MY JUNK.

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JAG approves of one of those things.

 

Disgusting. I am a disgusting slob and my parents call me daily to remind me just how disappointed in me they are.

So what happened to you all this week? Sound off in the comments below, and I won’t upvote you or respond BECAUSE I’LL BE IN JASPER, MOTHERFUCKERS!!


(All images taken by me or someone I know, except for the door picture which I stole from here)

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  • Guacamole Jim

    I’M IN JASPER RIGHT MEOW

    • Did you at least buy Jasper dinner first?

    • DON’T THROW YOUR JUNK IN JASPER, MESSY ASS!

    • God

      15 hours ago??

    • more beer

      It`s not that doors are complicated. It`s that builders tend to be stupid. I know since I deal with them everyday.

  • Void Dweller

    Your life sounds horrible.

  • DeadButtDreaming

    Edmonton sucks. Calgary is no better, but fuck you anyways.

  • CyberneticOrganism

    !!!

    • And look in the bottom! Dutch door! It’s double so the goats can pass too!!!

      DIDN’T KNEW DOOR WORLDS WAS SO FASCINATING!!

    • Most doors hate left-handed people because the handle is usually on the right. Need Guac’s phone # so I can call him and bitch about it.

  • EsusMoose

    Good: Saw and talked to some of y’all for most of last Saturday, just need to edit a paper, get some food and drink myself into a not deserved stupor. Got my tennis racquet after a week of demoing some and SEEING DEATH GRIPS SUNDAY. yea!
    Bad: Not much but due to a lack of real new music till this last week I think I may burn out on all the jams that came out this last week/I heard this last week.
    Ugly: Dat junk and my probably soon to be ratty shoes.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bCSrENlCOk

  • Shrimp in a Pizza Box™

    Good: WCS Finals. Watch them. Right now.
    Bad: Week’s been pretty good actually.
    Ugly: This fucking blog. Post was broken for about 30 minutes, good job Joe. I am officially switching to Metalsucks.

  • Alucard, Fuckmothering Vampire

    I felt dirty after looking at your junk. I’m gonna have a bath after I write this.
    Good: As the peeps on the facebook group know, I have been in a really great mood for the past few weeks now. I won’t go into too much details (I did that in the facebook group), but my 5 month huge downer has been all but eradicated, and I’m now feeling genuinely happy again.
    Bad: Surprisingly, not much. I could be generic and say that I’m not getting laid, but that’s pretty much to be expected when you are a nerdy arsehole that hunts vampires and treats everyone like crap for a living.
    Ugly: The fact that it took the US this long to fully legalize gay marriage. Feckin right-wingers.

    • Fine Sexy Ladies

      BACK UP. Gay marriage is completely legal now? As in nationwide? Holy shit, I’ve been under a rock this week!

      • Alucard, Fuckmothering Vampire

        It happened today (in UK time), so I might understand your reasoning, just slightly.

      • Heeey, sexy ladieees!

      • DCLXVI

        wonder how they;re going to handle gay divorce?

      • KJM

        Yep, Supreme Court did it today. Wingnuts are freaking out. I love it.

  • God

    The Good: me and the wife have been having a fantastic time enjoying home ownership. Decided to assume mortal identities part time and live in Utah. My PC runs like a dream and now that the steam sale is over my wallet can rest. I’m also leaving on vacation to Nicaragua for a week so I won’t be able comment till early July. Also, GAY MARRIAGE IS LEGAL BITCHES!

    The Bad: I’m getting fed up with my call center job. You can only talk to so many pissed off people before you snap and want it all to burn. Will be looking at other prospects.

    The Ugly: Tapirs.

    • Sir Tapir the Based™

      You too God? 🙁

      • God

        Fixed bby

    • #LeaveTapirAlone T-T)

    • Nicaragua? Prepare your kevlar suit and machetes, mate!

      Joking 😛

      Have fun!

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Burn it down, almighty one. Burn it all down. Raze the earth to cinders with a cleansing wave of sulfuric fire. A nameless blackened planet rolling in the endless darkness of space.

  • Bad: I got a bullshit ticket for not coming to a complete stop the other day.

    Can’t think of anything good or ugly for another half hour before I leave work.

    • Stanley

      I got something similar a month or two ago. Not yielding when making a right turn. $175 fine plus online traffic school, etc.

      • I haven’t even checked to see how much yet but I’m sure it’s an exorbitant amount of money so that a state employee can make their bogus “quota”.

  • Stockhausen

    Good: I’m a teacher, and it’s summer, so I can sit around and scratch my balls all day.
    Bad: I’m not Ireland anymore
    Ugly: My bass playing skills and soccer fitness after being on vacation.

    • Tyree

      More beer drinking time.

      • more beer

        The best time.

    • When were you Ireland?

      • Stockhausen

        The 13th through the 24th. We took a 2 day trip to Scotland as well. It was most excellent.

        • Sorry to have to do this to you buddy, but . . . (don’t banish me)

          • Stockhausen

            WHAT HAVE I DONE.

  • Good: My batteries are recharged with this 24th june holiday. Food. Music. Toilet. Fiancée. Family. I gain a raise in my salary. Bought five books. Tomorrow my mom will visit me. I finally have plenty of food. Food. I still are out of Master classes and College classes, so I can rest better.

    Bad: I’m starting to get fat. Maracaibo. This country.

    Ugly: The voice of the interns and new workers. Maracaibo’s accent. My spoken english.

    Sad: Venezuela’s lost in first group of Copa América ;_;)

    Yay: Legal Gay Marriage, I’m happy for them.

    Record of the week: Obsequiae – Aria of Vernal Tombs.

    Best fart of the day: thursday at night. Two days of homemade tacos made a long fart of 10 seconds with tenor range.

    Favorite WoW moment of the day: completing Hellfire’s Citadel Blood Furnace as a tank for the first time without help.

    • Dagon

      DAGON BEER HONOR LINK!!!

      RAISE MAKE DAGON HAPPY

      • Fuck yes! I was trying to contain the tears ;_;) Now I can save money a little bit better with that. It’s good.

    • you have a very deep voice.
      #LinkFacts

      • I’m a baritone, baby 😉 😉 😉 I have deep voice, but I can still conquer the heart of my fiancée with my atrocious singing.

    • Trees ‘n Shit is Kvlt O)))

      I’m just trying to conquer “Fetching encoding table…”

    • Disgustache

      What faction/server do you play on Link? We could play together!

      • Surprisingly, I can’t play official server, sooo… Like everything in my life, I pirate lol.

        My favorite server is a TBC one called Excalibur-WoW, I think it’s very good and it’s very blizz-like. I started with my friends in Horde, and since Paladin is my favorite I had to roll Blood Elf against my will 🙁

        My favorite race is Draenei.

  • Fine Sexy Ladies

    Good: I got trained at and started my new, highest-paying job ever this week, and got hit on by one of the nurses on staff (is getting a comment on how dark you blood is a come on?) during orientation. Also, Primitive Man and Celeste crushed my weary soul last week. That was sexy.

    Bad: Because of my orientation and training this week. I’ve barely had any time to keep up with online classes this summer. I’m also, yet again, looking to move to a new place. I’m sick of cleaning up after a borderline obese manchild who steals my food and makes my cookware and silverware disappear. I also got into my first car accident last weekend, which practically destroyed the other guys car. I felt fucking awful about it.

    Ugly: Me, which is why I became beautiful. And sexy. And golden. And legion. And Sicilian.

  • DCLXVI

    going in reverse on this:

    Ugly: male genitalia
    bad: the profuse use of the “L” word I saw today here
    good: your mom

  • Tyree

    Good: I got this and you didn’t, sold out in like 8 hours. One or two of you got it I’m sure.
    https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/s851x315/11216581_963929480294003_1441382865413094152_n.png?oh=67515404d59835aebf81517dc523c2e6&oe=55EDBAAA

    Bad: Everything else. It’s too late, death is the cure.
    http://i.giphy.com/R2zXMDtuHVagg.gif

    Ugly: Ugly: This guy. I’d totally give Natalie some love. Whats wrong with you asshole!?!
    Fucking 90’s!
    http://i.giphy.com/eqn3NLqv8BVvy.gif

    • She better get away of those bro dudes.

    • She was hooking up with the Dawson’s Creek guy, what a shame.

      • Disgustache

        First Vial of Wrath and the Christ connection, now this. My day is full of disappointments.

    • Stanley

      Your face when you get notified that you didn’t get it.

      • Stanley

        Mine on the other hand….will be liek

        • Tyree

          True. I guess I really don’t know yet.

    • DCLXVI

      tyree that fucking L word again!

      • Tyree
        • DCLXVI

          bukakke and the L word are two different things tho!

          • Tyree

            Nah, the “L” works in this case.

        • Kevin Nash & Friends

          She’s so pretty.Her eyes are beautiful and her face is beautiful and her hair is beautiful.

          • Sad Tapir the Based™

            And her beautiful is beautiful.

          • You’re beautiful, Tapir.

          • Sad Tapir the Based™

            *Tapir blushes*
            Aw shucks. You are beautiful as well, Link.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Failbro

    • that one of the War remasters JJD was speaking of?

      • Sad Tapir the Based™

        Oh Jimmy!

      • Kevin Nash & Friends

        Y U do dis Jimmy? 🙁

    • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

      What is “this”?

    • CyberneticOrganism

      What album is that?

    • RJA

      I’m happy for you to have gotten one. I checked Thursday and they didn’t have them in stock yet – I get back Saturday night from a little trip with the family and it says sold out. they pressed a bit too few copies ya think? Hopefully I will snag one somewhere else – enjoy yours!

  • GOOD: Pretty much all moved into a house we’re renting. Work week is about to be over.
    BAD: Still have to unpack, put some stuff up, and clean the old apartment to check out. My yard is full of branches and leaves and shit from a crazy storm last night.
    UGLY: My back after moving, been sore as fuck all week.

    • Scrimm

      I hear that. Can’t even straighten my left arm right now after carrying those boxes.

    • Disgustache

      What you’re gonna wanna do is completely remove your legs from the equation, and lift with only your back in a jerking and twisting motion.

    • JamesGrimm

      i understand this.

  • On my way to Houston to see Garth Brooks. If I don’t see you guys again it’s cuz I got murdered by an angry crowd of drunk rednecks.

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    Good: The scenery. Been sitting on rocks and drinking beer most of the week. Blasting music all week. Bought 7 albums today for about 10€ total. This Kriek.
    Bad: The rains are really trying to ruin my “holiday”
    UGLY: Surprisingly enough, nothing really

    • Tyree

      Beer, metal, and scenery >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • CyberneticOrganism

    GOOD: I’ve found a way to time travel back to the 80s every friday at 3PM to bring you these gifs.

    BAD: Most of the music in the 80s really sucked; the smooth jazz, corporate rock, etc.

    UGLY: Longbutt.

    http://38.media.tumblr.com/4230f8932fa5f6a5827fbb90f5d1d682/tumblr_nqiuuwRM471toe0eco2_r1_500.gif

  • Good news everyone! According to Invisible Oranges (via a review of the new Nevoa):

    “There is no void. It is simply not there.”

    I guess we can all go get lives now . . .

  • CyberneticOrganism
  • The Battle Born NDN

    The Good: This ham sandwich I’m eating.

    The Bad: Nothing, really.

    The Ugly: I got a handle of whiskey that will be in my belly in the near future.

    • EsusMoose

      I don’t see how that’s ugly till after it is in your belly

      • The Battle Born NDN

        Very good point

    • Stanley

      Today’s Witchcraft post.

      • EsusMoose

        Shouldn’t you be enjoying a certain hat?

        • Stanley

          I was still hungry after I finished it.

      • The Battle Born NDN

        Very good advice

  • Maik Beninton™

    The good: classes will come back next week, finally, this strike has been dragging itself for too long.
    The bad: I don’t know, I feel like there could be done more in this, in the end all that happen was that the government employees got a raise after the state took their social insurance, while they could have asked for better investments in education.
    The ugly: this guy our governor:

    https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5c/Beto_Richa.png

    • Dagon

      He’s actually good looking, despite being an asshole.

      • He have that mezmerising brazillian look with those pointy eyebrows. Looks like the dad of Chimbinha.

      • Sad Tapir the Based™

        That guy is Dagon’s waifu.

  • Dagon

    GOOD: I was a beast at gym and studies this week
    BAD: It hurts.
    UGLY: I’m walking like Donald Duck with pants. After taking a crap. On his pants. Fucken sore from leg day.

  • more beer

    Good : Turning 50 on Tuesday Good : Big party tomorrow lot`s of beer There is really nothing bad. Ugly : not me I look dam good for my age!

    • KJM

      Happy 4 days before your Birthday!

      • more beer

        Thank you. Gonna have a raging party tomorrow. Since I out lived everyone’s expectations. I was really wild in my youth.

    • Beefhammer McPubies XIVIII

      Happy 21st! 😉

      • more beer

        Thanks. I still act like it thats for sure.

  • Sad Tapir the Based™

    Gööd: havin’ fun on my holiday.
    Bäd: it’s raining all the time. Water level is really high. My cottage’s yard is partially covered by water (and it shouldn’t be covered by water at all).
    Ugly: y’all tapirphobes. You’re sick!

    • Beefhammer McPubies XIVIII

      What holiday is it there?

      • Sad Tapir the Based™

        Summer vacation

        • Beefhammer McPubies XIVIII

          Is it like summer vacation here in America? Aka, chicks in bikinis, and everyone drunk as hell.

          • Sad Tapir the Based™

            It’s raining all the time, so no one wears bikinis. A lot of people are drunk tho. Tapir is sober tho.

  • EsusMoose

    Be as happy as this bear everyone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-yqvT8vKZc

    • What I learned about myself today: I am physically incapable of not upvoting videos containing bears in swimming pools.

    • Sad Tapir the Based™

      I would hug that guy so much if I weren’t afraid of him mauling me to death.

    • Stanley
      • Sad Tapir the Based™

        You sure that it’s an elephant and not my dad after a night out in the bar?

        • Stanley

          So if your dad is an elephant, what’s your mum?

          • EsusMoose

            A zebra would make sense to get the coloring

          • Sad Tapir the Based™

            Ask Bojangles, he probably knows.

          • Beefhammer McPubies XIVIII

            I thought your dad was the Loch Ness Monster.

          • Sad Tapir the Based™

            Now it makes sense why he always wanted to borrow tree fiddy from me!

    • Lacertilian

      Cool that it uses the ladder when it could clearly just climb straight in with less effort. Must be trained to do it for simians to watch.

      • EsusMoose

        Or is just intelligent and sees the ladder as a device to conquer the simians in the near future

        • Lacertilian

          @dagholemcgriff:disqus would be pleased with the conquering of simians in the near future.

    • Tyree

      Looks like someone has a death wish.

      • EsusMoose

        Don’t mean best friend wish? No dudes probably close to the grave, bear gonna take his life over and no one will know the difference

        • Tyree

          If you say so.

          • EsusMoose

            eh, probably I’m not gonna go near one of those killing machines

  • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

    GOOD: Jolts of creativity finally sparking me to write again after a month hiatus. Gonna have me some fresh Udon noodles tonight. Hockey on Sunday. Life ist gut.

    BAD: I have to wait a few more days to hear a new Cattle Decapitation song.

    UGLY: I feel like if I voiced the fact I don’t care about the gay marriage ruling I’ll be chastised by holier-than-thou peeps. Two people getting married is none of my business. Same sex included. I personally think marriage and this human emotion called “love” are shams and mental cages, but who am I to hold someone back from making a horrible mistake? I have no qualms about this. Good for the people it helps though.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Toilet Ov Equality

    • KJM

      “Two people getting married is none of my business”

      That’s the whole point, eh?

      • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

        That’s why I don’t care if they are allowed to get married or not. I just personally don’t like the concept of marriage is what I’m sayin’.

        • God

          My wife is my best friend and we wanted the tax cut and legal benefits of being married. If there wasn’t any incentives we would just not have gotten married. Don’t need an official certificate to say that we love eachother really.

          • Mother Shabubu III 12 BRICKS

            That’s it though; it’s for money/legal benefits, it’s not out of purity like a lot of people make it out to be. Or at least that’s my shallow way of seeing it.

            I wish there was someone I could have a living arrangement with like that. Best friends plus sex, rather than “husband and wife” crap. Maybe then I wouldn’t have to feed off of others misery all the time like a Dementor.

            Also; you shouldn’t need to be married to see a tax cut, or have legal benefits, but that’s my weird way of thinking.

    • Beefhammer McPubies XIVIII
  • the good: go gay marriage! now everyone listen to “Salome” by Marriages!
    the bad: i missed a stellar G+ Hangout 🙁
    the beautiful: “Thier” by Amestigon, i can’t put it down

    • That Salome album is almost too painfully gorgeous to listen to.

      • Lacertilian

        Gorgeous?
        To me it sounds melancholic and somewhat forlorn.

  • Disgustache

    Good: I’m not sick anymore, and I’m going to ride my road bike a lot this weekend with good bros. I also get to probably have a lot of sex (I’ll let you guess with whom) and play WoW, Fallout, whatever else I want. BF4 too I’m sure. Found out about Fenriz’s Soundcloud (Thanks TovH), and holy fuck Radio Fenriz is awesome. Iron Kobra and Deathhammer are pretty titties.

    Bad: I’ve been sick, so I feel porky.

    Ugly: My dick and sad attempt at not shaving in like four days, mostly because I’m too lazy to shave my middle school peach fuzz. I don’t look like Guaccy J up there at the lake.

  • KJM

    The Good: RUSH, making a nice piece of extra change this week, the almost picture perfect weather going on right now, Supreme Court telling moral busybodies to suck it.
    The Bad: my AC croaked yesterday. However, the weather is great right now and my landlord is even gonna buy me a new one because he recognizes that my bedroom would be a sauna without it.
    The Ugly: Certainly not this cute little fella. Awwww

    • Sad Tapir the Based™

      Hopefully you get that AC before your bedroom gets filled with naked Finns.

      • Jajajaja, why I didn’t get Finns those months when I was without AC in the Link Cave?

        • Sad Tapir the Based™

          We’re so pale that you probably didn’t see us. We’re like ghosts.

          • So, that’s why I felt my butt touched when I was getting a shower 🙁

          • KJM

            #ToiletOvBadTouch

          • Sad Tapir the Based™

            #ToiletOvINeedAnAdult

          • KJM

            “Now show me on the doll where the mean tapir attacked you…”

          • more beer

            Hahaha!!!!!!!!!

          • more beer

            Legally I hold that title. Mentally not so sure. But i I will help the Tapir. Discaimer: you take my advice at your own risk!!

          • Beefhammer McPubies XIVIII

            I’m Irish and Icelandic, so got you beat. I didn’t even tan when I lived in Puerto Rico. I’d just get sunburnt and go right back to florescent.

          • Sad Tapir the Based™

            So you’re half potato and half rotten shark?

          • KJM

            I’m part drunken mick, part dago, and part frog.

          • Sad Tapir the Based™

            Hey, there’s some frog in me too! Mainly of the sad variety.

          • KJM

            Feels bad, man..
            Actually it doesn’t. I had tendies today!!

          • Beefhammer McPubies XIVIII

            I’m a drunk elf-viking.

          • more beer

            I’m willing to bet. Beer is also involved!

      • KJM

        I hope he does it before going on vacation. The weather’s nice now, but that will change by next weekend.

      • Beefhammer McPubies XIVIII
        • Sad Tapir the Based™

          Some of our right wing people didn’t like the Tom of Finland stamps.

          • Beefhammer McPubies XIVIII

            That’s an actual stamp there?!

          • Sad Tapir the Based™

            There’s a bare man ass in one of ’em.

          • Beefhammer McPubies XIVIII

            We need a Guacamole Buttcheek stamp here in America!

  • Kevin Nash & Friends

    Good: Work, Klondike bars, I saw Jurassic World, the Bosstown Sound, a lot of my favorite bands are coming to my area

    Bad: I can’t think of any

    Ugly: Raven circa 2015. Poor guy went from somewhat attractive to extremely old and fat. Also, Sandman is in terrible shape.

    • KJM

      That’s because Raven and Sandman’s drug/alcohol consumption was… dare I say it? (puts on sunglasses)…extreme.

      YEAHHHHHH

      • Kevin Nash & Friends

        It sure was. Sandman especially had an extreme love of alcohol.

      • Beefhammer McPubies XIVIII
        • KJM

          I was lucky enough to see them once before he passed, kinda hard not to if you lived in the Boston/Cambridge area during the early-mid 90s.

          • Slurpy McFartyPubes

            He actually has a street named after him in Cambridge.

          • KJM

            Yep, sure does.

    • Sad Tapir the Based™

      Would you stab Edgar Winter for a klondike bar?

      • Beefhammer McPubies XIVIII

        I’d throw my mom off the top of the Sears Tower for a Klondike bar!

        • KJM

          Nah, you’d have to cough up some decent peanut butter cup ice cream for that.

      • Kevin Nash & Friends

        NEVER.

        • Sad Tapir the Based™

          Looks like JJD doesn’t really like klondike bars.

    • Beefhammer McPubies XIVIII

      And to think, Raven called themselves ‘Athletic Metal’. Still a vastly underrated band.

      • KJM

        Raven the ECW wrestler, not the band…

  • Maik Beninton™

    I don’t know Guac, you look fine, you’re not fat.

  • Beefhammer McPubies XIVIII

    The Good: Kinda chill week, outside of a huge argument I had with a friend. Thankfully I tend to forget drama pretty quickly. And gay marriage is now legal in all 50 states! 😀
    The Bad: Can’t think of anything at the moment.
    The Ugly: Stacey Dash (the chick from ‘Clueless’). Hideous, I tell ya, hideous!

    http://d1oi7t5trwfj5d.cloudfront.net/f0/489ad042da11e2960c22000a1d0930/file/stacey-dash_0.jpg

    • DOYOURLYBEARD, THO?

      I’d like to gay marriage her

      • KJM

        8/10, would gay marry

        • Slurpy McFartyPubes

          The Cookie Monster?

          • KJM

            No silly!!

      • Beefhammer McPubies XIVIII

        I’d pump her like a cheap accordion! I’d be so deep in that, even King Arthur couldn’t pull me out. (talking like a true romantic)

        • KJM

          #StayCookieMonster

          • Beefhammer McPubies XIVIII

            Hehe, I’m friends with him on FB. Hilarious guy with awesome taste in music.

  • DOYOURLYBEARD, THO?

    The good: a whole weekend off. 52hrs this week. Gonna grind in ESO til my eyes bleed. Shoulders sat/legs sun (My two fav days). Got a bottle of Hennessey, and my bro is over with some pins and xannies. Should be a good weekend.

    The bad: cancellation of the Taake/wolvhammer/yaitw show. My hands are super fucked up atm.

    The ugly: you’re all beautiful unique sunflowers and butterflies.

    • KJM

      It’s a benzo kinda weekend for the pirate!

      • DOYOURLYBEARD, THO?

        Fuckin try not to black out and die

        • KJM

          Especially when you add that Hennessey to the mix.

          • DOYOURLYBEARD, THO?

            I have a newfound love of hennessey

        • Beefhammer McPubies XIVIII

          It’s like payday at Jack Kerouac’s house!

  • CT-12

    Good: Having a little pizza party thang tonight with some friends, probably just end up watching a bunch of horror movies. Also, the weather’s gonna get real hot in the next couple of days and I’m gonna go swimming like a motherfucker. Also, some local badasses called BlackQueen just released a fucking sick song from their upcoming album “The Directress” (soundcloud enclosed for those interested) https://soundcloud.com/catharsispr/black-queen-the-olde-religion

    Bad: I have to work this weekend and my boss keeps moving our start times earlier and earlier. Not to mention I have to work with some people I really fucking hate this weekend.

    Ugly: My pruny ass after all the swimming I’m gonna be doing

  • Jasper Ringoldsby

    The good: just ate a ton of sushi with my Father and best friend. So that was gooooood. Movie and shit now bruhs.
    The bad: Girlfriend and her family went caving in Kentucky and were not swallowed by the Earth. My sacrifice to Gaia was rejected, and for that I will surely pay.
    The ugly: I was a hot mess for that TovH Google Hamgout, which I guess was why Guac left me off of the list of people involved. So thanks dude. Have fun in the wilderness.

  • KJM

    If you like Clutch, you may enjoy this new album from Southern Fried Genocide. It’s catchy.
    https://sfgband.bandcamp.com/album/electric-mayhem

    • Lacertilian

      Listening now. Not bad stuff but $13 for a digital download is a bit out of my price range at the moment.

      • DOYOURLYBEARD, THO?

        Yeah, a bit out of the norm

        • DOYOURLYBEARD, THO?

          That ghost bath l.p. was the most I’ve paid for a digi download this year

      • KJM

        Yep, it’s $10USD which is crazy. That’s what I would pay for a CD, not this. This should be $5USD at best.

  • JamesGrimm

    Good. finally moved in and have interwebs.
    bad.my cat of 16 years died this morning.
    ugly. This has been a horrible month.

    • EsusMoose

      I’m sorry to hear about the cat. My cats old 15ish and as I don’t know his exact age due to him being a stray I’ve wondered when he’ll pass away.

    • KJM

      Sorry about kitty.

    • Slurpy McFartyPubes

      🙁