Flush it Friday: It is the weekend my dudes

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Gather round and watch this work week burn down to the embers.

I’m keeping this short and sweet because this weekend I’ll be packing up all of my belongings, giving away all of my savings, and saddling on 30 years of back-breaking debt. I found a small house in a bad part of town and I’m claiming it as my own. I’m gonna have a guest bedroom for folks visiting town, a home office to do hella work, and a backyard so I can finally get a dog and/or capybara. I’m stoked and stressed to hell and back.

One or the other.

This is Flush it Friday, your weekly opportunity to celebrate that which does not vex us. It’s your turn. Take it to the comments below and get it off your chest.

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  • ME GORAK B.C.™

    HOORAY 4 OWN CAVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    Good: I took three days off of work this week to give the 2nd bathroom in my house a complete makeover, and I finished the work a few hours ago, did not go over budget, and it’s looking pretty swell in there now.

    Bad: I spent two whole weeks of mailmanbro budget on stupid toilet shirts and posters.

    Ugly: me tomorrow morning after drinking all of the tequlia tonight.

    Enjoy your Friday and weekend turds

  • Toilet of Hell Cute Animal Voting Poll:

    Which animal should Joe get?

    • Upvote this comment for the cute capybara

      • tigeraid

        Mostly because I don’t know what a capybara is.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          a giant guinea pig

    • Upvote this comment for the cute pug.

    • Dubs

      Upvote deez nuts for big ol’ bunny.

    • tertius_decimus

      Tapir. Bar none.

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        The only acceptable choice.

    • Upvote if Joe should get a pull

    • Get a sloth, it will just chill in a tree and you don’t have to chase after it.

    • megachiles

      Tortoise:

      • I like it, but it feels kinda mean to get an animal that will be my grandchildren’s responsibility when it outlives me and my spawn.

        • megachiles

          My sister’s hate filled cockatoo is probably going to outlive our entire immediate family. I don’t think he’ll miss anyone.

          • Dubs

            When I found out how long those suckers can live, I was blown away.

          • megachiles

            It’s their distaste for humanity. It keeps them active well into their golden years.

          • Lacertilian

            My grandma rescued a young Sulphur-Crested Cockatoo chick with a busted wing. We had a 66th birthday for it a while back. He still swears as much as ever.

          • Max

            There’s a type of jellyfish – I can’t remember the sciencey-ass name of it – that is biologically immortal. It simply reverts to the polyp stage and starts its life-cycle again.

          • Lacertilian

            Plants kinda can be if you take into account cloning from cuttings. Although their telomeres get shorter I think, so maybe it can’t be repeated ad infinitum.
            https://youtu.be/GQ1UB4cQEjc

          • Sploopy Thunderplop

            Turritopsis dohrnii. I was reading a thing on them a few days ago, along with some nifty stuff about pistol shrimps and Japanese spider crabs.

    • Sploopy Thunderplop

      Blue whale. Or a cute, adorable pistol shrimp.

  • tigeraid

    The Good: UFC 198 this weekend. Card is fucking STACKED.
    The Bad: I have to build a fucking fence tomorrow.
    The Ugly: I have to build it in the rain because life is a bleak and endless void. Someone suggest angry metal to do this with.

  • EsusMoose

    Good: took my final test, graduating tomorrow. Dinner with family.
    Bad: moving out from a roommate I’ve had for 4 years. Having to live in my parents basement for some time.
    Ugly: it’s cold

    • I’ve heard that parents basements are the best places to blog.

      • EsusMoose

        I just need to find a place to live as I have a month till my job starts

        • sweetooth0

          I actually didn’t mind living with my parents in my early twenties after school. The rules were minimal, and the low ass rent and free food were a big +

          • Free food >>>>>>>>>>>

          • EsusMoose

            Since moving away I’ve had a hard time sleeping well there and would like to decrease my commute as much as possible so finding my own place is desirable before I start my job

          • Sploopy Thunderplop

            It’s a rule and tradition in my family: once you’re 18, out you go.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I live with my parents. They have a ton of rules but I don’t pay rent.

  • GOOD: Was able to email the owner of Serpents Head Reprisal records and score a rare copy of the long out of print Tsalal cassette. This is an evil, raw, and chaotic release and it’s a creation of one of the members from Antediluvian (I’m pretty sure it’s ex-member T. McClelland). There is really no info on the band and there is only one song for stream on Youtube. Aside from that killer cassette score, just some boring shit like having a free weekend to myself. No other human contact is the goal. Probably just going to get some running in on the trails here at the State Park if it’s not still rainy and miserable out. The rest of the time will be dedicated to listening to records, doing sit-ups, and working on my newest crust vest creation. Shit is looking rad as hell so far. Just waiting on some patches still.

    BAD: Having pain behind my right heel/Achilles tendon. All the uphill running is finally catching up with me. Going to have to find some flat ground to run on for a bit until I get that healed up. Only problem is that there really isn’t much flat ground around my parts.

    UGLY: The fucking weather still.

  • Guacamole Jim

    GOOD: New Aesop Rock is fire. New Death Grips is also fire. Too much fire to handle.

    BAD: Getting burned by the fire.

    UGLY: My body, burned by the fire.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npcGql9Ir6Y

    • sweetooth0

      this video looks cool as shit! Adding to my list!

  • tertius_decimus

    Congratulations on your new place to belong, Joe! Wish you’ll be happy there.

  • Good: Finishing the semester next week; seeing that McNulty kid
    Bad: Going to get ferociously dicked by my Comparative Politics final
    Ugly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q8VytK_LaY

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      Tell McNulty waddup.

      • I’m going to ask him how your mustache smells

        • Edward/Breegrodamus™

          The correct answer is: lilacs.

          • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

            And gooseberries.

    • gonna show you so many cat pics on my phone.

  • sweetooth0

    Nice one on the new digs. Houses are way better than apartments for metal heads, you can blast the tunes as loud as you want without those pesky piggies showin’ up at your door to give you a noise violation cuz one of your shitty neighbors can’t understand how awesome it is to blast noisegrind at 3am on a Saturday night. Odd how over0loud smooth jazz usually gets a friendly warning to turn it down, but Gore Beyond Necropsy is instead fuzz call…

    GOOD: The amount of blackened thrash/speed metal I’ve taken in this week. Less than 2 weeks to MDF MUTHA FUCKAS!!!!

    BAD: I have to do my taxes and the amount owing is gonna be scary.

    UGLY: Some fucking filthy fucker has been coming to week with scabies for weeks now. He was actually going around the floor taking his socks off to “scare” people with his disgusting rashes. What goes through some people’s heads? Now i have that psychological shit going on where I feel like their might be bugs on me cuz I’m in heightened “make sure there’s no fucking bugs on you” survival mode now. ARGH!

    • what in the FUCK. Man, my skin is crawling just reading that

      • sweetooth0

        yeah, guys like 40 and still lives with his mom, who apparently is where he got it from. So nasty.

        • I am not going to google whatever scabies is.

          • sweetooth0

            mites that burrow into your skin. The rashes is from them shitting inside your skin and your body having basically an allergic reaction to it. You get them from being a filthy fucker, so remember kids, DO NOT TOUCH THE CRUSTIES.

          • WHY U DO DIS TO ME

          • “Shitting in your skin” is a good song title.

          • sweetooth0

            Scabies is a good crust punk band name!

          • Sploopy Thunderplop

            IIRC, the singer for The Damned was called Rat Scabies.

          • more beer

            In layman’s terms they are crabs.

          • Max

            It’s a hybrid of scurvy and rabies. You get it from dogs that haven’t been eating enough oranges before they bite you.

          • Lacertilian

          • Sploopy Thunderplop

            It’s when Christina Scabbia burrows her way under your skin.

            http://www.musicaldiscoveries.com/images/lc2006/cs2006d.jpg

          • ME GORAK B.C.™

            MEETED ONCE!!!!!!!! HER PRETTY!!!!!!

          • Sploopy Thunderplop

            First interview I ever did. Really nice lady. Sadly, never seen them live.

          • ME GORAK B.C.™

            ME SAW OPEN 4 BUSHTHRAX & OZZFEST 2004!!!!! NOT BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

          • TomWarriorsBeanie

            They were on Ozzfest 2004 which I was at. I think I skipped them to ogle the chubby midwest girls in body paint handing out free rubbers. I stand by this decision.

          • tigeraid

            I’d live with it, for that.

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      sounds like you work with the guy my brother used to be 10 years ago

    • We have a song about Rosemary’s Scabies 😉

      That’s nasty as a goddamn though dude. Fuck!

      • sweetooth0

        Scab song titles>>>>>>>>>>>>> “Chicken Skin Teddy Bear” ha ha ha ha ha ha!

        • Haha, that’s all Taylor. He’s the mastermind behind all those witty titles. I can take no credit for his brilliant gift.

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          Stabbed with a Squirrel

          • Waynecro

            That’s one of my favorites. “Skin Tag, You’re It” is pretty funny too.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Blackened thrash/speed metal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    • more beer

      What do you do, that you have to work with such nasty people?

      • sweetooth0

        I work at an electronic’s company. We build custom solutions for the backends for cable and internet companies. Basically, if you’ve surfed the net, you’ve gone through products we built for Cisco (for example). Most people aren’t, but the few that are make up for it I guess.

        • sweetooth0

          Vecima Networks if you are interested in looking it up. Most people think I build computers. I don’t.

          • more beer

            I will take a look. Hey man it only takes 1 nasty guy to fuck up a lot of people.

          • Sploopy Thunderplop

            My friend had a scare over that a week ago, since she had a rash that kept spreading. Thankfully it turned out to be shingles. Still not pleasant in the least, but as far as I know, shingles isn’t contagious.

          • more beer

            My understanding is it is very painful!

          • Sploopy Thunderplop

            Yep! Her main worry is about if it happens when she gets older, which could be fatal.

        • Sploopy Thunderplop
  • Dubs

    Good: Finally finished my proposal I’ve spent the last month or so writing. My boss is very pleased with it. I think we’re getting drinks tonight.
    Bad: Nothing. I’m pleased as punch.
    Ugly: Uh, maybe the beer farts later.

    Here’s a space ghost about beer for the occasion.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR0hCDow76E

    • sweetooth0

      beer farts, only worsened if you put onions in the mix. oof.

      • Dubs

        I eat an absurd amount of onions. Almost every meal we cook has onion, so…

        • BobLoblaw

          Ground apples.

        • Same, every dinner has a copious amount of both onion and mushrooms

        • Sir Tapir The Based

          God dammit Shrek.

        • Möthër Shäbübü

          When utilized correctly, onions are very delicious in a lot of dishes.

          • Dubs

            You better believe it.

          • Möthër Shäbübü

            Caramelized onions are another thing entirely.

            When I used to get up earlier enough to make breakfast, caramelized onions with scrambled eggs and harissa on an english muffin used to be one of my favorite morning concoctions. Just be sure to wear deodorant if your job requires sweaty labor.

          • Dubs

            I sit at a desk all day, so I only sweat a little when laboring over some hot and heavy spreadsheets.

          • Möthër Shäbübü

            I pretty much sit all day, too. It’s just a failsafe if you do get sweaty or hot.

          • *clickclickclick^100000*

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            Raw onions >>>>>>>>>>>>>

          • Möthër Shäbübü

            Raw onion in salsa or guac I enjoy. Also works good in soups.

          • Sploopy Thunderplop

            I can eat caramelized or boiled onions. Raw, though? I end up throwing them almost immediately, and 3 days of acid reflux out the ass. Raw onions are the only food I’m allergic to, as far as I know.

      • sweetooth0

        don’t get me wrong, I love my onions. My digestive system has just decided they will now be rendedered into a chemical weapon and expelled from my body in as loud and smelly a fashion as possible these days.

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    Get a Capybara, AND a Bunny.

    Bad: I’ve been sort a “down” last couple o’ years. Grown more and more passive. There haven’t really been too many really bad lows, but they’ve seemed worse and the highs haven’t felt as good as they should because of it.
    GOOD: I’ve been getting out of that mindset, applied to a couple o’ universities (which was huge for me) in order to get a better job (a decade from now). And got a gf.
    BAD: Been running more oft than not lately, I’ve never been this out of shape – looks like my face is melting half the time.

    • Dubs

      I see why you shaved the beard now.

      • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

        I regret nothing… as much as shaving it :'(

    • tertius_decimus

      I’m nobody to lecture you how to live your life, but hope it’ll help some: as the time goes by, you lose enjoyable moments, they slip away like sand between your fingers. Though it sounds a little bit rude, it’s true: you are at fault there. There’s really little you can do to change surrounding people around you. Just few are really nice to you, others are just the star dust, but never let them bring you down. Carpe diem. If “low” became your normal mood any time ago, it’s up to you to step uphill. Keep it high, mate! I wish your lows will pass away and with new girlfriend you’ll open new world, new possibilities and new yourself.

    • Möthër Shäbübü

      How does one go about getting a gf? Asking for a friend. A lonely, emotion-fearing friend.

      • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

        To me, it happened Gregor Samsa-like. I just woke one day and…

        • Möthër Shäbübü

          You became a giant insect?

          • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

            Yes. Insects secrete an incredible amount of pheromones, that’s the trick really

          • This ONE Weird Trick Makes Him Irresistible to Women (Entomologists HATE Him!!)

          • Sploopy Thunderplop

            *wears a stink bug around my neck to lure the ladies in*

      • sweetooth0

        drinking in a place with girls who are drinking has worked for me

        • Möthër Shäbübü

          Well, single life for life it is. I don’t drink.

          • Try volunteering and meeting people there. Or sign up for OKC if you’re willing to deal with some painful experiences.

          • Möthër Shäbübü

            Volunteering what exactly? This sounds like it could be more work than it’s worth.

          • I have no idea what you care about, but I bet there’s some kind of cause or event that you think is good and not bad. Start there. It will probably require some work. Don’t be a whiner. Women hate that.

          • Möthër Shäbübü

            It just seems kind of morally sketchy to go aid a charity with the intention of using it to pick up girls to me. But that could be me overanalyzing this.

          • Dubs

            Don’t do it to meet a girl. Do it to be a decent person and hope that maybe you meet someone in the process.

          • sweetooth0

            Don’t ever do anything with the intention of meeting a girl. Girls can smell that shit from miles away. You’ll end up meeting them when you’re not trying to.

          • ^ Listen to this dude.

          • sweetooth0

            I mean really, the secret is just do stuff you like (eg: go to heavy metal shows), talk to people who seem cool/interesting (guys/girls/whatever) and you naturally end up meeting girls who may be interested in the same things as you. Even if they don’t wanna date you, maybe they have friends who do. Same can even go for talking to guys. Basically, the more you try to force it happen, the less likely it’s gonna happen. It just ends up feeling awkward for both parties. Better it be a natural progression. Example: met a cool chick who was hanging out with my buddy, they came over with some other people and we were listening to records, I said, let’s give everyone a pick, she pulls Agathocles- Razor Sharp Daggers off the shelf, BOOM, conversation about how awesome Agathocles is. Fast forward several months and a divorce later and she’s now my girlfriend.

          • one of the first tricks to dating a girl is this: imagine you’ll NEVER be able to date her. imagine her being married or something. then it frees you up to be yourself. when there’s a bunch of pressure “to impress her”, nervousness and anxiety shoot way up. foot goes in mouth. game over man.

          • sweetooth0

            I’m super clueless about when chicks are into me, so I don’t come off like I’m hitting on them, and they’ve told me what they like about me is that I’m so comfortable with who I am and it shows in the way I carry myself and they find that attractive. I don’t think I’m any great shakes, but I’m comfortable with who I am at this point. Too old for that insecurity shit.

          • Waynecro

            That’s fucking genius, dude.

          • Sploopy Thunderplop

            Hell yeah, man. You gotta talk to her smooth and confident, like Blood Ninja. (click to embiggen)

            http://i.imgur.com/nbcAvMR.png

          • Max

            That’s overanalyzing. The point the others are making is that you’ll always look like a better person doing something you’re interested in or passionate about.

            To meet women you have to be somewhere they actually are. (They’re not in your loungeroom in front of the gaming console, or in the record shop that sells Sarcofago on vinyl). There is nothing sleazy or calculating about choosing to hang out at a place or get involved in an activity localized by women in order to find a partner. (Who’s to say they’re not doing the same thing?)

          • Waynecro

            Women are nothing but trouble, am I right? This guy gets it! *Points to ghostly manifestation of pent-up sexual frustration and emotional turmoil*

          • Max

            Well, my girlfriend’s certainly a pain. I keep forgetting to plug her in. And she’s so two-dimensional.

          • Waynecro

            Zing!

          • Sploopy Thunderplop

            Nah, just think of it as a Wedding Crashers sorta deal.

          • Dubs

            Do you like animals? Go volunteer at a shelter. Do you like old people? Go volunteer at a geriatric center. Do you like giving food to poor people? Go volunteer at a food bank.

          • more beer

            There you go. He can hook up with an old lady and jack her for her life savings. Shows are good place. I have met so many woman at shows it’s not even funny. Plus they tend to like good music.

          • Vault Dweller

            If you are who I think you are on FB (won’t dox!), I might suggest coaching youth hockey or something along those lines. Lord knows the little bastards need the help and you might just happen to meet older sisters/moms/people who aren’t directly affiliated with hockey but that you meet because of your coaching somehow (sounds random, but shit like that happens all. the. time. I used to play poker in college with a bunch of dudes, but ended up getting my first college GF by meeting her through a friend I made at poker.)

          • Möthër Shäbübü

            I’ve considered coaching in the past, but I cannot stand kids. Good suggestion though.

          • more beer

            There are always hookers!

          • sweetooth0

            it’s about the conversations really, the drink is just a bit of social lubrication more than anything. If you’re out doing something you enjoy and there’s a girl there doing the same thing, you have common ground. That’s really all it takes.

          • tertius_decimus

            I’d love to be as easy as you at starting the conversation.

          • Möthër Shäbübü

            I now see the fatal flaw of my pursuit. I’m not good at conversation. Or approaching people.

          • sweetooth0

            me neither generally, hence the beer. Also I just happen to love beer.

          • sweetooth0

            working as a manager for a good number of people and being forced to socialize with them forced me to not be such a shy ass like I was in high school though. The more you do it, the easier it becomes.

          • Sploopy Thunderplop

            Same. I never bothered to socialize until I started waitering. Trust me, it was awkward as hell at first, until I learned not to be the anti-social fatalist I was in high school.

          • tertius_decimus

            Same here, bruh.

          • Dubs

            Just don’t be weird is a good place to start.

          • tertius_decimus

            What to do for weirds by nature?

          • Dubs

            Find someone equally weird, I guess. It’s awesome to find someone just as weird as you, but you want to let that weird out in degrees, not all at once.

          • Sploopy Thunderplop

            Depends on your definition of weird, actually. Are we talking Nicolas Cage kind of weird, or “put the lotion in the basket or the dog gets the hose” kind of weird?

          • you’re smart, right? then you can learn people skills. the brain is a muscle, it can be trained in any way you want it to. bodybuilders do it with physicality, why can’t we do it with social skills? we can. it just doesn’t sound possible on paper.

        • more beer

          Drunk girls are the best!

        • Max

          One thing I’ve noticed lately is how few single girls there are drinking in pubs anymore. Apparently there’s a lot of nightclubs closing down as well. It’s because the meat-market has moved onto Tinder.

          • sweetooth0

            I only go when there’s a show, so I have no real frame of reference. I’ve never even seen Tinder before, but it just basically sounds like the mobile version of Adult Friend Finder.

          • more beer

            I have a friend who has more Tinder horror stories than I can believe. Yet he goes back everyday.

          • Sploopy Thunderplop

            Nightclubs are pretty overrated when it comes to meeting people in general. Most of the time, people are coming in with their own crew, and are there to be seen. I’ve been to fuck knows how many clubs, and can only thing of two where people actually bothered interacting outside of their own group.

          • Max

            Oh, I never even bothered with nightclubs. I don’t dress well enough to get let in, they’re too loud to talk, and the chicks there aren’t my type; nor am I theirs.

            Most relationships start in the workplace; which statistically is probably everyone’s best bet.

          • Sploopy Thunderplop

            I’ve always had a strict thing against dating co-workers, except for one time (which was a nightmare). Problems at home tend to end up at work in those cases, and vice versa.
            I’ve only been to two fancy nightclubs, and it was indeed a waste of time. I used to go all the time to the regular ones when I was living in Wrigleyville, especially since I got in free most of the time (music promotions). Goth-industrial nights were always good for a mingle/lay, as were the metal nights (which were pretty rare, and consisted mostly of 80’s hair metal).

          • Max

            It’s certainly true that if you can find a nightclub that actually does cater to a non-mainstream subculture (in our case metal) then yes, you might get a better result. Personally, breaking it down statistically, I don’t think I ever really have. I don’t get THAT much interest from women, but what I do get seems just as likely to come from mainstream types as it does from non-mainstream ones.

            Which is a shame in some ways; because I must say I do find non-mainstream women quite attractive – especially ones into music or metal particularly. I’m not the sort of guy who usually rates female physical attractiveness on a 1-10 scale, but if I was, it would be accurate to say that I subconsciously give about 2 or even 3 bonus points to women who are attired in the look of a music subculture or are musicians themselves. I’m more likely to go for an average-looking woman if she’s wearing a band t-shirt, especially if it’s a band I even remotely like. There’s just something about it that really draws me.

          • Sploopy Thunderplop

            Well, of course you’d want to agree on music if you’re gonna date someone. You don’t want her to shut off your Cock And Ball Torture CD off while she makes you sit through the new Meghan Trainor live DVD. You’d want a woman that goes “OMG, Pissgrave and Satanic Necroboner definitely gets me in the mood, let’s make some whoopy hoo hoo time!”

          • Max

            Nah, I would always consider a woman who shares my taste in music an added bonus, and would never reject a woman on the basis of lousy musical tastes if I liked enough other things about her.

            Otherwise, my pool of available women would be even narrower than it is. The bottom line is that there’s just never going to be anywhere near as many women who listen to metal as there are men. I’d never give up my metal in exchange for a woman’s love, but if I had to tolerate Celine Dion for the love of a woman I was really into, I’d find a way.

          • more beer

            You will just having to drown Celine Dion out with her screams of ecstasy!

          • Max

            Exactly!

          • more beer

            You are a smart guy. You should be able to intoxicate them with your brain. I am lucky here besides plenty of shows. there are 2 metal breweries. So it is fairly easy to meet woman who at least kind of like metal.

          • Max

            A metal brewery – now that would be a perfect ice-breaker location for me! There’s nothing remotely like that where I am. We have one nightclub in my city that caters to metal/punk/goth/emo/whatever-type people (note the number of slashes in that description – catering to only any one of those tribes wouldn’t be economically sustainable); and, while I have occasionally hooked up with ladies there, the place is frankly such a shit-hole that it’s really not worth frequenting that often on the mild probability of doing so.

          • more beer

            It is also probably always the same people every time you go there also. It is also nice to know. There are a couple of places I can go to get a really good beer and not have to listen to music I hate. There is always that common ground with the people in these places which is nice too.

          • more beer

            The work place thing might help. If I was Gay and spoke Spanish. But there isn’t too much of the opposite sex working in the trades here. So I guess I will continue meeting woman where ever else I go instead.

      • You just have to be able to talk, comb your hair, dress yourself and that’s pretty much it.

        • Möthër Shäbübü

          What about wearing a hat? Does that count in place of combed hair?

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      You’re good is really good! And your bad is its own kind of good! Things will work out man!

  • The Good: 17 minutes to go at work. I have been editing drawings all week and I am going to flippin’ loose my mind if I have to look another one… I am almost done.

    The Bad: I am working on 7 different projects at work. All of them are about 3 weeks behind. Which, if you do the math, sucks.

    The Ugly: my lack of relevant commenting, sorry guys.

    YOU ALL HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.

    GL

    • tertius_decimus

      May you, please, share some of your drawings?

      • eh not really. They are controlled drawings for products we designed. Nothing special really, just lots of notes and dimensions all over the place.

        • so better or worse than Richter’s recent band drawings?
          just kidding, there’s no way they could be better 😉

        • sweetooth0

          I was gonna say, I am betting the “drawings” are like the “drawings” I work on every day, CAD designs for PCB’s and electronics and shit. Not so much the fine art variety.

          • We do more mechanical drawings, JEDMICS formatting etc. Our counter parts do lots of PCB work. Tedious work, man!

          • sweetooth0

            ah, we got those too for all of our custom metalwork and stuff.

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        I’m 95% sure they’re all crudely drawn dicks.

        • Dubs

          Anything I draw ends up looking like a dick anyway.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            So you would be able to draw me quite accurately.

          • Dubs

            You always know just what to say

          • When I was in high school one of my teachers was trying to draw a guitar on the board (can’t remember the context) and so of course he started with a sort of rounded shape on one side as the body, connected to a long horizontal shaft for the neck and finally a sort of letter-D shape for the headstock. You can imagine how this might have looked. Thankfully, he clarified it by adding some throbbing strings along the sides, which really brought a new level of realism

          • Dubs

            Guitars look like dicks to me anyway, so he wasn’t that far off.

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            That’s why you need a JACKSON

          • Dubs

            Still looks like a dick. When you get to university and study art history, you’ll realize everything we make is phallic shaped. Damn patriarchy.

          • pointy dicks

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            Or BC rich. I’m not sure how many dicks you’ve seen that look like this: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/92692a60b9fd61e1e0c7795cf16c5f81e5b2789160d39fdc77435657327e323c.jpg

          • Dubs

            That’s just a botched circumcision, is all.

          • tertius_decimus

            Some people can’t draw for shit. In case, if didn’t see yet:

            https://www.behance.net/gallery/35437979/Velocipedia

          • Sploopy Thunderplop

            Dubs is possessed by some kind of dick demon. (paraphrasing Superbad)

        • GL, if you ever wanna quit your job PLEASE do a formal presentation of dick drawings to your boss.

  • tertius_decimus

    Bad: stressful week. Some clients can be real soul vampires.
    Good: if you feel like it’s tough, you’re going uphill. Life changes for better even though the mood is meh now.
    Ugly: nothing ugly to report.

  • Congrats on the house Joe! Enjoy homeownershit/p

    Good: T minus 45 minutes until gettin the fuck outta here
    Bad: The woman who babysits for us fell down the stairs and broke her leg at my house yesterday. Pulled into my driveway and saw police and ambulances at my house, so your first instinct is to worry about your kids. Feel real bad for her, she was in a lot of pain.
    Ugly: Nothing

  • CyberneticOrganism
  • Möthër Shäbübü

    Good: Gorguts. Might be finally getting a car.

    Bad: Laziness and procrastination, per usual. Might be finally getting a car. I hate driving.

    Ugly: I have zero confidence.

    Boring week for me.

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    Good: dad giving me an amp and speakers to use with my turntable
    Ugly: the sounds produced by an ungrounded turntable

  • Good: saw everyone’s favorite Boss the Ross band last night: CLUTCH
    Bad: saw Lamb of God last night. “all right motherfuckers, this song goes out to the troops!” *breakdown x 1,000*
    Cool: Joe giving us a virtual tour of his new house

    • sweetooth0

      Lamb of Jock

      • Sploopy Thunderplop

        Randy Blythe =

        Walk With Me In Hell
        Won’t walk around Dublin after 4PM

        • more beer

          Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He hasn’t spotted off at the mouth lately. You just ruined that. Next week we will get Randy’s state of the world address or some other social justice commentary.

          • brokensnow

            Yeah, Fuck him! who wants musicians with opinions and something vaguely ressembling an int intellect! fuck that!

          • more beer

            I have no problem with opinions. But he never shuts the fuck up!

          • Sploopy Thunderplop

            Don’t worry, he’ll talk about how close he was to a terror attack after some guy’s toaster goes on the fritz in Beijing. “I was at home in Richmond when I read about it on a Yahoo forum, and it hit so close to home. I’m afraid we’re gonna have to cross China off our tour list, considering how close we came to becoming an ISIS toaster casualty”.

          • more beer

            And how he would like to thank all of his fans. For all of the lube they sent him when he thought he was going to prison in the Czech Republic.

    • Dave Vincent’s Perm

      Song goes out to the troops
      Won’t tour Europe because it’s too dangerous

      • some dude got up on stage and bounced around for a moment before security pulled him off. then randy went on a small diatribe similar to “folks i don’t know if you know this, but i went to prison for manslaughter. i’m not going to prison in fucking missouri. don’t fuck around on this stage.” awkward! (and way to marginalize that manslaughter charge, randy)

        • we must stop him before he kills again

          • Max

            Easy: Give him a 12-book publishing deal. That’ll keep him busy.

          • Sploopy Thunderplop

            And streetlights. He’s like a kitten with a ball of tin foil every time he gets the chance to do black and white photos of them. Unless they’re in Europe, of course.

          • more beer

            Or tell him he can do spoken word. He will be so busy talking he won’t have time to push anyone off a stage.

        • Dave Vincent’s Perm

          I’m not saying I hope randy accidentally slips off the stage, but there would be a certain poetic justice in it.

        • more beer

          Was there a sign that said no stage diving? If not fuck him and his whining.

          • i honestly cannot remember. that sure would be a kick in the dick if there was no sign.

          • more beer

            Being an old school guy. I expect stage diving sick pits and walls of death!

      • Count_Breznak

        Well, if that fucker tries to pull that kind of shit off ’round here I got some bolin’ coffee ready

      • Sploopy Thunderplop

        Sings macho song like ‘Redneck’, gets beat up by Irish schoolkids.

    • tertius_decimus

      Google street view in da house.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      CLUTCH!!!

    • Sploopy Thunderplop

      I’m amazed they didn’t cancel the show after some guy’s tire blew over in the Pitcairn Islands.

    • Óðinn

      Here’s a fucking thought…If we really want to “support the troops”, we should stop parroting a bunch of platitudes while sending them to fight unnecessary wars based on ideology and the perpetuation of the capitalist arms industry. Wars are great for the arms business, but bad for human lives, limbs, and minds.

      • CyberneticOrganism

        Doesn’t sound like you support the troops, why do you hate America?

      • ^ this guy gets it

    • ME GORAK B.C.™

      GORAK SEEN PLAY TOGETHER SO LONG AGO LOG OPEN 4 CLUTCH!!!!!!!!!

    • tigeraid

      I’m supposed to be at that show this weekend. Fuckers all around me are having babies and didn’t want to go though. :/

      • i’ve somehow managed to find the other local people who are grown adults without kids. dogs & cats are the closest thing to kids i see (whilst not at work)

  • CyberneticOrganism

    GOOD: Lots of work. Joe has a house now (congrats dude).

    BAD: Lots of work.

    UGLY: It was cloudless, sunny and fucking gorgeous outside 3 hours ago and now it’s cloudy, gray and cold. Again. FUCK YOU, SPRING.

    http://66.media.tumblr.com/d3de2a6c386e9c9b13d1803236a428a2/tumblr_o6uunjUTq81tc8acco1_500.gif

  • J.R.™

    For the first time since I got the gig, I’ve been able to work a full 40 hours this week. While I appreciate the fat stacks, it definitely inspires me to spend my free time not lounging around.

    how should I spend my free time, Toilet?

    • IN NATURE

      • J.R.™

        Toilet ov Camping trip can’t come soon enough

        • CyberneticOrganism

          Backed. Yellowstone. 2017.

          • Appalachia > Yellowstone

            turns out we even have an active volcano too!

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Any mountains are good with me, as long as there’s a decent brewery or two nearby.

          • more beer

            The Rockies > Appalachia.

    • Dubs

      Not in the top bunk. Finding a couch to burn is always a good time.

      • Sploopy Thunderplop

        Oh oh oh, Mr. “I’d be happy if I never hear about the top bunk again”!!!!! #BustedLikeACanOfBiscuits

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Step 1) getcha pull
      Step 2) see step 1

      • Backed – if you’re not gettin ya pull, whadya doing?

        • CyberneticOrganism

          You ain’t full ’til ya get yer pull!

    • Dave Vincent’s Perm

      Watch Father Ted

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Listening to metal.

    • Sploopy Thunderplop

      (1). catalog your nose hairs
      (2). knocking overpriced coffee out of the hands of neckbeards
      (3). fill your life with croutons

      (4). stop every 3 feet during rush hour, on the expressway

      (5). Eat a tasty breakfast:

    • more beer

      There is only one way. Sex,Drugs, and Rock n Roll. Of course.

  • megachiles

    Congrats, Joe! Capybara proofing a backyard might be tough, but I’m sure you’ll triumph.

    Good: New Kvelertak is dope. Finally listened to the Turbid North release from last year, and it’s dope. We’re making fish tacos tonight.

    Bad: The rental we wanted to lock down in Minneapolis got leased. We need hyperloop one so moving across the country will stop being such a pain in the ass.

    Ugly: I took an ice bath last night.

    • Dave Vincent’s Perm

      Fish tacos? Are you crazy? Are you outta ya moind?

      • Möthër Shäbübü

        What kind of fish?

        • sweetooth0

          I used deep fried battered cod. It is tasty as a mutha fucka

      • sweetooth0

        fish tacos are delicious!!!

    • Möthër Shäbübü
    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Fish tacos and Turbid North. Simply amazing.

      I really enjoy that album and I’m glad to know you enjoy it as well. The guys in the band are super cool as well.

    • Sploopy Thunderplop

      Were you missing a kidney after the ice bath?

  • InfinityOfThoughts

    AGALLOCH BROKE UP

    FUCK

  • GOOD: Uncharted 4 is fantastic, my 2 year review at my job went great, got a raise but not quite the amount I was hoping for.
    BAD: As you might know if you follow me on FB, some older woman lost control of her car on my street during a storm Wednesday morning, careened into the retaining wall in my next door neighbor’s yard, bounced off of the wall and then drove head-first into my girlfriend’s car that was parked in the street between the two houses. After she pushed my gf’s car into our driveway, she drove into the neighbor’s yard across the street and eventually came to a stop near the end of our street. This all happened at like 7 am in an insane severe thunderstorm including hail, etc. and the cops showed up about 10-15 minutes after I had called 911 because of other accidents caused by the weather. Everyone is fine and no one got hurt but this shit is a nightmare. My girlfriend is in the process of buying a house and this is the last fucking thing we needed to happen. Now she most likely will have to buy a new car, too.
    UGLY: I’ve had this enormous fucking pimple on the edge of my jaw. Seriously the biggest/most painful one I’ve ever had in my life. It seriously looks like I got punched in the side of the face it’s so swollen and red. Shit fucking hurts and makes me feel awful to be seen in public. Fuck having acne at age 26.

    • Dubs

      My acne was real bad when I was younger. I took accutane in high school, and although that stuff dried my skin out and made me super irritable, it killed the acne.

      • I’ve seriously had acne since i was in probably 5th grade. It’s not super horrible like I’ve seen some people have it, but it does get pretty fucking tiresome dealing with it all the time.

        • Dubs

          You may want to try accutane if you really want to zap it. It’s the only thing that worked for me.

      • same. it was awesome how my face would come off in sheets of dead skin.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          GAAAAHH

        • Dubs

          That stuff was so brutal. Also makes you really sensitive to sunlight.

          • Count_Breznak

            So…all the effects of a hangover, but none of the benefits of being drunk first ?

          • Dubs

            Yes. It’s a pretty terrible drug, actually, but man does it work.

          • are any of that drugs associated side-effects hair loss, ₩? the timing is rite.

          • Dubs

            Well, my hair started falling out before I took it.

            It does do weird things to babies in the womb though, like give them coneheads, so ladies on it have to double up on contraception.

          • Sploopy Thunderplop

            Woah mama! Nothing gets me scriffier than a woman who can eat a whole hoagie in under 5 seconds.

    • people cant drive worth a fuck. thats terrible

    • more beer

      At least everyone is okay. The one thing your girlfriend has going for her. Old people usually have pretty good insurance. Since said old person is totally to blame. Their insurance should cover at least book value of your girls car.

      • Dubs

        What could add a wrinkle to it is if the city/county hadn’t properly maintained the road, allowing them to be in poor enough condition to reduce friction and cause a crash. Unlikely, but it could be a lawsuit.

        • more beer

          Just because, insurance companies are quick to take your money. But don’t like to pay it out. So I can see them doing anything to draw things out.

          • Dubs

            True. My dad got in a crash in Denver that was actually the state’s fault because the DOT had installed a temporary stop sign in a work zone improperly. It was facing the wrong way, so he didn’t stop and ended up colliding with another driver. There are circumstances where engineers can be blamed for crashes, though about 90% of crashes are primarily caused by human error.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Engineers are humans too. I work with a few.

          • Dubs

            I am one! My research is in traffic safety 🙂

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            This i know 😉
            But reread your last sentence.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            You make it look like engineers can cause problems, but most ofthe time its human error. Just read funny to me. I’m probably reading way too much into it and carrying on way too much. Oh well, I’m done now.

          • basically, as someone who drives for a living, i should be raging out at you

          • more beer

            I agree most accidents are caused because people aren’t paying attention to what they are doing.

          • stupidity is the way of the world, mb. im still waiting on my key to the city

          • more beer

            Yes sir. The city will probably take a while giving you the key fucking pricks.

          • fucking State incursion

        • Sploopy Thunderplop

          Dunno about his area, but there’s a whole industry in Chicago dedicated to those sort of lawsuits. Can’t recall hearing about anyone ever winning those kinds of cases, though.

    • Max

      I had a similar zit on my back at that age. I had to go to the doctor about it. Today it looks like a bullet wound, although I’m so hairy now I doubt anybody could see it.

    • Sploopy Thunderplop

      I had something like that last year, that was getting dangerously close to my right eye. The bottom part of my eyelid started swelling, but thankfully after getting some toenail clippers, making a nice size hole and de-juicing the motherfucker, it went away. I was more concerned that it’d cause my eye to become infected more than anything, and was a day or two away from going to the hospital about it.

  • Good: finally get a weekend after 11 days of work. i cant esplain how excited i am to have signed Celestia LPs on the way. Arktis. LP too. as mentioned before, we are buying a house.

    Bad: buying a house means ill be working a lot and not having spare money

    Ugly: below it was mentioned that American heroes Agalloch have broken up. thanks, obama.

  • JWEG

    Hi. So I am checking out this afternoon (now) from the hospital after finally getting to a revision (surgery) only last night. This was definitely bad and ugly. But good because it went quick (as mentioned last week, the benefit of dealing with it before it got to emergency status) – in surgery yesterday evening, through in a few hours, up to the hall for observation, and out now.

    There will be no photographic evidence, at least none currently planned.

    • Hopefully you start feeling better!
      http://i.imgur.com/8vZsMeM.jpg

      • JWEG

        I was hooping for an extra day for observation by professionals (and also with the cute nursing student on the neuro ward).

        Alas, they needed the room for the next out of the OR.

      • Sploopy Thunderplop

        …..

    • Did they get you all fixed up right?

      • JWEG

        We will see. If I get past the weekend without side-effects or symptoms of a hospital-caused infection that’s the last of my concerns.

        Next up is a week and a bit before I get the staples out.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Good: my vacation, the Misfits reunion, Kottonmouth Kings is koming to my area

    Bad: my vacation ends today, I go back to work Sunday

    Ugly: trve metal

    • you have any more beers JJD?

      • more beer

        Dropped like 170 bucks at the dispensary. Got 2 grams of wax a gram shatter and a half oz of OG 419. for being a good customer they gave me a 1/4 oz of Tangie Cookies a 1/8 oz of Chemdawg 4 and a 350 mg apple pie edible. Plus I hit the beer store. I am getting fired up this weekend.

        • more beer, we are kindred spirits. in addition to my slowly drying out green i did manage to pick up some crazy variety of 12 pack sierra nevada thanks to their new plant here

          • Lacertilian

            Crazy Sierra Nevada 12 pack?
            Tell me moarrr

          • Let me preface this: yes. i understand being in one of the craft beer capitols of the east coast means giant Sierra Nevada should be considered low-tier. Any company that brings so many quality jobs/tourists/commerce to my city has my 100% backing!

            lassy, it contains: standard pale ale, a mediocre Nooner pilsner, a delicious Hoppy Lager, and the gem that is the 11.5` Plato

            if you check any Sierra Nevada bottle now it should say ” . . . & Mills River, NC.” That is 20 min from my door.

          • Lacertilian

            They make beer I like to drink, that’s my main concern. I’m jealous of your new neighbours!

          • The plant is beautiful, and built onto the valley/plateau that is Mills River. The reason i got uppity about it is that there was some controversy about the location.

          • Lacertilian

            What was the concern?

          • city water usage, runoff from the plant into the basin, tourist traffic past the airport, delocalization from downtown asheville, mills river town counsel concerns about farmlife, you name it man.

          • Lacertilian

            Surely they refuted with “But…beer!”

          • a delicate balance, wzzrdlzzrd

          • more beer

            They call where I live. The Napa Valley of Beer.

          • more beer

            They are okay for one of the bigger small brewers.

          • more beer

            Nice. Yes we are. I like to call it being my own man. Rather than kindred spirit. But it;s all the same. Live by your own rules. Never conform. I see work as a necessary evil not conforming. We are metalheads for fucks sake. We are not supposed to be like everybody else..

          • Sploopy Thunderplop

            Because……………..*puts on shades*………… they’ll never be one of us. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

            Don’t forget to tip the bartender.

        • jealousy intensifies

          • more beer

            not my intention.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        No.

    • sweetooth0

      MISFITS!!!

      • Waynecro

        I concur.

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          And that’s why I’m voting Waynecro this election cycle!

      • more beer

        The Denver show is 10 minutes from my house. It will take me longer to park than to get to the venue.

        • sweetooth0

          It’d be 15hr drive for me, but I am still considering it as there’s some punkers I’m friends with that might be driving down.

          • more beer

            I know a lot of the punk kids here too. You make the drive we will have to drink some beer together.

          • sweetooth0

            FO SHO!

    • CyberneticOrganism
    • more beer

      The Misfits reunion will not be coming to your area.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I hope it does.

    • Sploopy Thunderplop
  • Señor Jefe El Rosa

    Good: Gojira! In honor of GL i listened to From Mars to Sirius today on my run. No regrets, jamming album. Other than than that, dungeon synth and black metal. Have a good weekend gentlemen and ladies.

  • Waynecro

    Congratulations, Joe! Owning property is an awesome thing (despite the many burdens and related problems).

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    Bad: people thinking Marshall amps are USA-made

    • people also think Budweiser is american “beer”

      • Sploopy Thunderplop

        Mother of all ironies, their new ad campaign is printing ‘America’ all over their cans, to show “that we’re an all American beer” (despite the fact they’re Belgian owned).

        • more beer

          And it’s a Czech recipe!

      • more beer

        Ford. Chevy,, and GM too. At best they are assembled here. Not all of the parts are made in USA.

  • tertius_decimus

    Good: Vector for AOTY2016.

  • Waynecro

    Good: “Lark’s Head” by Stone Healer–especially the vocals at 2:58, 4:39, and 8:38. Goddamn.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMmPfNLG-wI
    Bad: My shoulder is taking way too long to heal.
    Ugly: My mental and physical health after multiple weeks of way too much overtime editing.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Extra work sucks. But OT pay is nice.

      • Waynecro

        I’m a salaried employee, so I don’t get overtime pay.

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          Dammit!

          Vote Waynecro a president that is willing to put the time in, even when he doesn’t get paid more and it is detrimental to his physical and mental health! WAYNECRO’16

          • Waynecro

            This is true. The company can’t really force me to work 16-hour days (I’m not even allowed to put those hours on my time card). But the thought of the publication schedule’s falling two weeks behind drives me crazy. I RUN A TIGHT SHIP!!!

          • crack dat whip!

          • Waynecro

            I’m my own harshest taskmaster.

          • Sploopy Thunderplop
          • more beer

            I guarantee you California Law says you can put those hours on your time card. If you are hourly and not salary, they are required to pay those hours. Especially since you run a tight ship. Personally I bill for every little thing I do on a job. Plus you aren’t working in a sweatshop. Get yours Waynecro!

          • Waynecro

            Thanks, man. If I were hourly, I would have made a fortune during the last few weeks. But I’m salary. I could have just refused to work overtime, but then the job wouldn’t have gotten finished in time. I’m not about to let a manager’s vacation fuck up my publication schedule. In a few days, I should be able to go back to working ten-hour days.

          • more beer

            Man having work ethic sucks. All this week I had work pushed at this site. I had my day planned 4 houses and I was going to chill start the weekend. At 7;45 I get a call one of the houses I have been trying to do all week needs to be done by 9;00. I live 40 minutes away what the fuck. I got it done. But was pissed just the same.

          • Waynecro

            Damn, man. Nice work! I’m the same way. The job is going to get done, even if it makes me miserable and pisses me off.

          • more beer

            It’s how motherfuckers like us roll!

          • Waynecro

            Goddamn right!

    • Swolebrother, starting a new cycle this weekend.

      • Waynecro

        Nice, dude! What’s the plan?

        • super cut, for Summer is Coming, and the South is unforgiving

          • Waynecro

            Makes sense. Good luck! I’m sort of doing something similar, but it’s mainly because my left shoulder is fucked up. I can’t lift heavy again until it heals.

          • your cardio game is way stronger than mine. im going to try and dip back down below 200. thats my goal until fall

          • Waynecro

            I’m sure you’ll hit your goal. I’m doing extra sprints and finishing workouts with sets of dumbbell swings. I gotta say, the risk of hitting yourself right in the balls is pretty high when you’re feeling the burn at the end. Last week, I grazed a nut and nearly had a heart attack.

          • ive encountered this. ive told you before how big a day shoulders is for me. all the laterals, youre going to graze your balls at some point

          • Waynecro

            Dumbbell swings and occlusion bands prone to snapping and pinching have placed my nuts in constant peril. Gains >>>>>> testicle safety and comfort

          • as long as you can still get a boner

          • Waynecro

            I have no use for that function these days. But I certainly don’t want to sustain permanent damage.

          • more beer

            Dude get out more. If I am going to vote Waynecro I expect all sorts of sexual scandals dammit! Plus you need to do something to make up for those blasphemes things against Black Sabbath! Your campaign slogan needs to be “Bill Clinton Ain’t Got Shit On Me!”

          • Waynecro

            Sorry, dude. I won’t be involved in any sex scandals. I can’t be bought, and I can’t be swayed by promises of sexual favors. I’ll probably cause other types of scandals, though. I can be a big meanie and a real potty mouth. The press will have a field day.

          • more beer

            I wasn’t saying be swayed. I meant use the power of of your high ranking political penis to your advantage!

          • Waynecro

            Haha! I get it. But that sort of thing isn’t my jam.

          • more beer

            I know. That’s why I like saying things like that. Kinda like telling JJD the Misfits aren’t coming to his area.

          • Waynecro

            I want to see the Misfits with Danzig. That would be a hell of a thing.

          • more beer

            Ten minutes from my house no joke.

          • Waynecro

            So awesome.

          • more beer

            That is really the only thing that matters in life!

          • Sploopy Thunderplop
          • Sploopy Thunderplop

            And those 95-100 degree days are right around the corner, at least over here.

          • more beer

            Hot as fuck in the high desert in the summer too. Shaved head the only way to go!

    • i got ahold of some sticky in cali and am p high right now. it was so cool meeting you! i’m gonna jam this in my hotel room while i pack…

      • Waynecro

        It was awesome to meet you. Definitely let me know if you’re going to be in the area again.

  • Stanley

    Good: I’m in Cape Town. I have Internet. I have a charger. I have a plug that fits the right fucking socket.

    Bad: I have forty thousand hours of flying to get home beginning tomorrow. I’ve missed three weeks of toilet. I haven’t listened to music in eons. I missed you guys.

    Ugly: Enforced constipation and pooing on planes. I just can’t do it. I can’t wait to sit on my own porcelain throne.

    See you Monday!

    • more beer

      Travel safe man!

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Save travels Stanley! Listen to some BLACK FUCKING METAL for us!

    • Stan! My man! Well wishes, brother!

    • Pooping on planes is for humans.

      • Sploopy Thunderplop

        And birds, when they’re not getting sucked into the propellers.

  • The Tetrachord of Archytas

    Bad: showing up to work and having your desk switched and a bunch of other shiz like that.
    Good: don’t really care/good week for album drops by some of my favorite non metal artists.
    Ugly: every damn thing getting in the way of creative projects…also running injuries…screw those

  • Good:
    (fuckin thing won’t rotate oh well)

    • the imagery is profound

    • more beer

      As long as you can shit & piss sitting sideways you are good!

  • Sploopy Thunderplop

    Austin actually has bad parts? Then again, I have a very loose definition of “bad neighborhood”.

    Good: Pretty chill week overall. Thinking about ordering the new Vektor next week, and a few Desert Mountain Tribe tracks.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=502T5Ldsd0s

    Bad: Nothing much, really. Bored.
    The Ugly: Ummmmmmm, spider pug?

    http://www.opengeek.net/images/ogeek/wtf/art-wtf-creepy_2.jpg

    • more beer

      Joe’s bad neighborhood will be gentrified within 10 years and he will be living large.

      • Sploopy Thunderplop

        I’m imagining the worst parts of Austin looking like ‘Malibu’s Most Wanted”.

  • keeping it orthodox on the tt tonight. 666. death to the zionist. death to the corporatist!
    https://youtu.be/KEpz6dXsEeg

  • The Satan Ov Hell

    I remembered my pass word this week end. Also I’ve been jamming Batushka’s album since it came out.

  • Sploopy Thunderplop

    Mmmmmmmmmm, lime jello with hard boiled eggs, carrots, green peas, and shrimp = Breakfast of champions.

    http://cdn.foodbeast.com/content/uploads/2016/05/Shitty-Food-Porn-8-338×450.jpg

    • EsusMoose

      Just looking at that makes me feel sick

      • more beer

        It looks like he puked on a plate!

        • EsusMoose

          Yeah jello is usually abhorrent, and I just saw the file name “shitty food porn” totally agree with that. I gotta eat soon and that’s making me not want to.

          • more beer

            Thankfully I am only having coffee for breakfast. I will smoke some weed for the nausea that caused.

          • breakfast of champions.

          • more beer

            Yep. I have to go do some work if I eat I will just go back to bed. But I have a bar b que to go to this afternoon. With a bunch of my metal homies. So I shall eat and drink well then.

          • damn, barbeque sounds good

          • more beer

            Yea we all get together about every 6 weeks and party together. It’s always a good time. Good food, beer, and herb. what more could I ask for?

          • i think you got it bro. tho, i am going to have to grab myself a biscuit here in a minute

  • Sploopy Thunderplop

    Damn, David Bowie was going to be in the new ‘Twin Peaks’ before he died. Damn you, 2016!