Flush It Friday: Getting Irrationally Angry at the Blogosphere Edition

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Oh motherFUCKER.

RANT: Man, I’m gonna get right into this: my butt is completely and utterly injured beyond repair. I’ve transcended butthurt and traveled to the realm of thermonuclear buttdevastation. The earth is strewn with charred piles of buttcasualties. There are no buttsurvivors. Buttz.

If you’ve read Huffington Post, Jezebel, any Blast Beat Network site, or motherfucking Rolling Stone, you saw the big, viral “metal” story this week involving the revelation that Katy Perry performed on a P.O.D. track back in 2006. It’s been literally everywhere, including “trending stories” on Facebook. Who cares, right? Unfortunately, I do.

On May 4th, I published a piece about the P.O.D./Katy Perry connection titled “Katy Perry: Her SHOCKING Nü-Metal Past REVEALED“. It was mostly an exercise in attempting click-bait, tabloid-style writing. It was fun to put together, and the commenters seemed to (mostly) get a kick out of it. And that’s where it ended. The post netted a total of zero likes and zero shares on Facebook. If there is such a thing as negative virality, my post achieved it. It was a failure of an article. Which is fine. I write a lot of those.

On Wednesday this week, MetalSucks published “Katy Perry Once Sang Back-up Vocals for P.O.D.” Axl Rosenberg sourced a Tweet published earlier that day and shortly after publication, the piece was picked up by every content clearinghouse around the world.

Let me be totally clear: no one “stole content” (an asinine concept, all of this information all exists on Wikipedia). Furthermore, the Toilet ov Hell isn’t a business and we don’t depend on page views. There’s no money at stake, we do the shit for the love of the game bloggin’. Additionally, the post was pretty friggin’ moronic to begin with. I’m just really fucking bummed that my work got ignored while some other dude’s words were read by half the Internet. Even though it hasn’t been relevant in like 40 years, it woulda been cool to be in the Rolling Stone (online edition only).

We work really, really hard to put together interesting content and keep this place going. Sometimes it’s a completely thankless task. Sometimes I wonder why we even try doing it. It’s foolish to hope for, or even want, a big mainstream audience to read any of this; lord knows I don’t wanna deal with a pile of mouthbreathing YouTube commenters. It just would have been nice for this lil Toilet blog to get a moment in the sun.

/salty blogger rant

It’s Flush It Friday today. You know how this works. The space below is all yours to let out whatever is on your mind so you can start the weekend clear and refreshed. Thank you for your continued support.

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  • Celtic Frosty

    Good: I found out the sex of my unborn child on Monday. It’s a boy!

    Bad: Nah.

    Ugly: Nah.

    • When is the little one’s ETA?

      • Celtic Frosty

        Late February/Early March. Official due date is Feb. 28.

        • Nice, recommend reading The Baby Whisperer when you get closer to the due date. It had some helpful guidelines to follow for first time parents.

          • Celtic Frosty

            Thanks!

        • I REALLY hope he ends up being born on Feb. 29th. That would be pretty damn awesome.

          • Celtic Frosty

            My wife would want to fight you. She’s so worried that’s going to happen. I don’t know why she hates the idea so much. I think it’d be kinda cool.

    • Dagon

      The Toilet world domination plan is moving faster than I anticipated. Several seeds have been successfully planted, and there’s many more to come.

      • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

        You’re impregnating every woman in Brazil with your fishy seed?

        • Dagon

          Hopefully not!

          • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

            I’d love to try, right after a vasectomy.

      • tigeraid

        But what about those of us who, anarchic and nihilist, have zero intention of seeding the Earth with yet more mewling, stupid mouths to feed?

        Am I out of the book club? 🙁

        • tigeraid

          But seriously, congrats to Celtic on her new mewling mouth to feed. 😉

    • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

      Congrats to you, the wife and the mini-Frosty!

  • JWEG

    Well, at least it’s *not* plagiarism.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL4vWJbwmqM

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Good: got a second job at Gamestop, my top 10 list

    Bad: my other job only gives me 4 hours

    Ugly: Gamestops field destroy policy.

    • Do they still pay you via those debit card things?

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I don’t know.

  • Scrimm

    Hopefully that day in the sun will happen with an article that’s got a little more substance.

    • That would be ideal.

      • RepostedAvengedSevenfoldFan2

        Can you please do a tutorial on cleaning a shower in 7 minutes??

        -Hamish Watt, 2 months ago

  • Vote for Jeb

    Good: Bears
    Bad: Coughs
    Ugly: Partisan politics

    • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

      Good to see you’re a Chicago Bears fan! Finally given up on the TX teams and went for one of the worst teams in the NFL?

  • Rho Stone

    Good: I got offered a job as an extra on tv, I’m considering it
    Bad: I got offered a job as an extra on tv, I’m considering it
    Ugly: I got offered a job as an extra on tv, I’m considering it

    • Max

      In ten year’s time, you could go viral as the “back-up extra” on a hit TV series!

      Consider it.

      • Rho Stone

        now I feel somewhere, someone is going to mlg remix me

  • My butt burns along with you Joe, may we all treat ourselves to some Preperation H and let the healing begin.

  • For every stolen TOH article, only makes Katy Perry’s boobs one cup size bigger. So they must be abnormally huge now.

  • Good: Made it almost 5 days now in a row without a drop of alcohol. Goodbye to feeling like shit.

    Bad: The weekends are usually when I’m around friends/family who drink; should be interesting.

    Ugly: The Nechbeyth – Blood. Axis. Domination vinyl I got yesterday. Shit is filthy as fuck, in a good-ugly way.

    • good on you, bruv. and good luck with the insanity of your thoughts, it’s killing me

      • Herr Schmitty

        Thinking: It should be illegal.

        • Ey we doing mgo this weekend?

          • Herr Schmitty

            Sounds good! My most-available time is tonight and Sunday (during the day). Gonna be busy as eff tomorrow, I think.

          • I don’t get off till 10 tonight and 6!on Sunday so idk which is Better

      • I hear that man. It’s a struggle.

    • Waynecro

      Quitting alcohol can be rough at times, dude. I’ve been sober since 2007, and it was pretty hard sometimes–hell, it still is. But humans have incredibly strong will if they make a conscious decision to exercise it. You’ll make it if you stick to your guns. Hang in there.

      • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

        I’m happy moderating it nowadays, esp. since I’m too busy to be coming in groggy, hung over, and the possibility of the shakes (don’t worry about that nowadays, but it was a constant struggle back in the day drinking those down, which lead to a fifth a day habit for a while). But whatever works! Not everyone’s the same, and some people shouldn’t drink at all.

        • Waynecro

          I had the shakes for months when I quit drinking. I couldn’t even write my fucking name.

          • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

            Goddamn! That shit usually goes away after a couple of days, unless it’s a full blown Leaving Las Vegas kind of deal.

          • Waynecro

            Drinking gallons of booze every week for years left quite an impression on my body.

          • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

            Oddly enough it hasn’t aged me, but gah, the physical effects were hell on earth at it’s worst (shakes, nausea, stomach pains, audio hallucinations, nightmares, eyes rattling, etc.)

          • Waynecro

            If I hadn’t already been hospitalized for pancreatitis when I went through detox, I probably would have died. Shit got really bad really fast.

          • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

            Thankfully you came through it. Could be worse, could be like Lamar Odom right now! Guy’s a dumbass, but first time I’ve heard of someone doing the dumb shit he did (cocaine on top of 10 boner drugs that are nearly outlawed over an entire weekend at a brothel), and having blood coming out of his nose and white shit flooding out of his mouth.

          • Waynecro

            I don’t know who that is, but it sounds like he done fucked up good.

    • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

      You should show everyone your copy of Pissgrave at the dinner table. Good, wholesome fun for the whole family.

    • tigeraid

      Congrats. Keep at that shit.

  • COAL ROLL

    Moral of this story:

    • COAL ROLL

      ..

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    Just relax, have a drink, and read a Tech Death Tuesday article.

  • Good: My Blendtec was fixed and returned to me (free of charge and ahead of schedule) so I do not have to use that shitty replacement Ninja to make my morning smoothie.
    Bad: Getting colder, getting darker earlier and the next few weekends are going to be spent cleaning up an obscene amount of leaves.
    Ugly: My wife’s dentist bill from yesterday. 3 G’s. A+ dental plan I’ve got over here.

  • Good: fuck man have you heard this new gorod? It’s sexy and jazzy as fuck

    Bad: I’m at work, security is painfully boring and beginning to lose my sanity to the void

    Ugly: my stomach is mad at me for some reason and in keep almost vomiting, but like water keeps it down so….yayyyy?

    • Get a hold of some ginger for your stomach. Gingerale should work OK too.

      • Based Pingu

        Hey! Just because gingers don’t have souls doesn’t mean you can eat them!

        • Vote for Jeb

          You’re a ginger irl, aren’t you?

          • Based Pingu

            I’m actually a blond.

        • I don’t eat them, I drink their blood.

      • I usually just go with 7up or something. Or Mountain Dew but I quit the dew this month. Hmmm maybe it’s caffeine withdrawal of some sort

      • Dagon

        Ginger beer!

        That was a fun hangout.

    • Dagon

      There were some of those vomits going on over here today.

  • JWEG

    GOOD:
    – It’s a nice warm sunny day out and I think students have stopped coming to see me already this afternoon, so I might be able to leave by 2 to enjoy it.
    – I just got my first bi-monthly paycheck for October yesterday, and on a related note…
    – I have more films to look forward to this evening: (Eli Roth Presents) The Stranger, Howling II, and Terror Train

    BAD:
    – Company
    – Medicine
    – Religion
    – Hat Harry

    UGLY:

    – The way some federal and local politics is getting with days to the election (19th)

  • Scrimm

    Good: NEW GRAVE! Bought a couple great abums this week. Recirding is progressing nicely, going to put an actual page up really soon.
    Bad: Have to work tonight, Couldn’t get the day off next week I wanted which is really going to upset someone I don’t want to upset.
    Ugly: Trying to resupply, waiting to hear back from people

    • dammit Scrimm, the 17th is our special day!

      • Scrimm

        I am missing something I think

        • shit i read your post incorrectly. thought you said you couldn’t get tomorrow off.

          • Scrimm

            Ah ok, yeah not worded the best. Next saturday. I’m in a doghouse

          • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

            He can’t get it off tomorrow. Not without Viagra.

  • RepostedAvengedSevenfoldFan2

    Metal is like apple. Everything is good but the core.

    -AnotherGuyOnYouTube, 4 weeks ago

    • CyberneticOrganism

      … hey that’s actually true.

      • sweetooth0

        except for all variations of grindcore I more or less agree for the most part.

  • Scrimm

    Also good: football #howaboutthemBungles

  • Is that 30 Rock Elizabeth Banks?

    • Scrimm

      It is I believe.

  • J.R.™

    I appreciate you Toilet, and by extension, you too Joe. Thanks for putting all this effort into this website, so boring scrubs like me have interesting thoughtful content to casually skim and shitpost about.

    The Good: The weather is amazing and we just put a screen door on the house so everything is just mad comfy
    The Bad: Still kind of coming down from Ghost post-concert letdown. Sticks with you for a while
    No Ugly!

  • Dagon

    I woke up feeling like a penny
    And now I feel like a million bucks

    Just shaked off one of the worst hangovers in recent memory. Dudes were climbing trees yesterday. I even danced. I was very stressed this week but yesterday was “Aula da Saudade” which is something we call a party-lecture that consists in the last time our classroom will be together. The drinking and fun-having cleared my mind.

    I have two more activities next week and then I can say I am done with med school. I’ll just need to wait for that license.

    Feels good.

    • I read that as “I woke up feeling like a penis”.

      • Dagon

        That’s my main feeling going through life.

        • Dagon means dick in Sumerian.

          • Dagon

            Dickbutt.

          • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

            Fishbutt.

      • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

        ………….

    • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

      Now we’ll have two doctors on the Toilet (you and W)! This calls for:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-laqmn4HED0

  • Vote for Jeb

    This new Dragged Into Sunlight/Gnaw Their Tongues track also counts as good and ugly.

    • Vote for Jeb
    • Dagon

      Haven’t jammed this yet but I want to. Maybe I’ll just wait for the full thing.

      Laurestine will be jammed soon.

      • Vote for Jeb

        There’s a new Intronaut track today too.

      • Edward/Breegrodamus™

        Waiting for the full thing is always a good idea. I rarely do it. I should more.

        • Dagon

          It’s good when it pays off. I can’t help myself but listen to the new Intronaut songs though…

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            Many great albums have that one song I couldn’t stop listening to before it came out, and it throws off my fuckin’ vibes, man.

  • Good: family, wedding plans going smooth, friends, music, Toilet, emulation.

    Bad: the college is still in strike and protests. I had the inscription today for my third semester of my Master and I had the spent the entire morning solving an issue in which the three seminars I passed last semester didn’t appeared in my record. Gladly I could solve that, but all the protests and the administrative issues are seriously slowing my studies.

    Ugly: the flu made me loss the tuesday day of work so I have to compensate it tomorrow.

    I’m sorry for: since I’m returning so tired to home I have procrastinated this week the writing of three articles I’m preparing for you, please be patient 😉

    • Dagon

      South American public schools, amirite?

      • Yup, it isn’t in the university I work as a text editor; is in the one I do classes and study the Master.

        The public colleges right now are in constant struggles because they’re dependant of the State and, at least in mine, the corruption inside is heavy too. So it’s a complex issue, both sides are guilty are the same time.

        • Dagon

          When I was an exchange student I still got grades back home because some professors just give everybody the same grade and the dude’s who work in administration don’t give a single fuck about anything. Ha.

          • It’s awful. I had a professor in one of the seminars of last semesters that went to 6 classes and sit from 8am to 3pm with just 30mins of rest to eat. The guy talk about everything and never about the subject of the seminar.

            To be honest, I didn’t even knew the name of the seminar. He only asked for one homework and he still haven’t sent the final grades of the seminar to our coordinator.

            So, yup. I spent 6 classes listening a weird old guy talking nonsense and I don’t know what will happen with that grade.

    • Fanboy moment of this week:

      Johan Liiva was a special guest in three songs of the Arch Enemy set of Loud Park 2015 last weekend <3 This tuesday I went directly in the morning to surf Youtube looking for some footage:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClQVwWAlrBc

  • i still liek this site

    • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

      Well you’re the only one.

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    Good: succeeded in making War Metal Wednesday a thing at sixth form.

    Bad: I need a new guitar. Technically only the bridge is broken, so really I just want a new guitar.

    Ugly: um?

    • Boss the Ross

      What kind are you looking at getting?

      • Dave Vincent’s Perm

        I don’t know; possibly a Jackson XT or MG, not quite decided. Maybe a schecter.

        • Boss the Ross

          Oooooh, XT. Nice and pointy. Makes it louder.

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            Yeah, I played a Jackson RR24 at the shop and it was the smoothest playing guitar I’ve ever picked up, but I just couldn’t play a gold jackson Rhoads without feeling like it was a penis extension.

          • Boss the Ross

            Isn’t that what they’re there for?

            Serious though, i know what you mean. Some guitars just arent meant for some people. I look/feel goofy when i play certain guitars. I have a dean razorback i bought a while back and i still look awkward playing it.

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            Tbh it was more the colour than anything else. I was sat there in my black jeans, black boots and black Gorerotted shirt holding what was essentially a 25.5” scale golden phallus. Something wasn’t right which is why it annoys me that the black BC rich next to it played like absolute shit.

          • Boss the Ross

            Ahhh, gotcha. I can see how that would be frustrating. I can picture the scene now.

            Bc rich is a hit or miss brand with me. I like the mockingbird a lot, but its not too comfortable sitting down with it.

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            I mean they also had a black custom shop Rhoads they were selling for Hamish from Vallenfyre, but I’d have to sell most of my organs to afford the bloody thing.

  • God

    holy shit how long did I nap for?

    • Dagon

      Probably as long as I did.

      Maybe it’s our age getting to us?

      • God

        anyone catch me up on current events going on around here?

        • the toilet is an inspiration to the metal blogosphere

          • God

            whew! what a relief.

  • [real talk] the writers here in the toilet never cease to amaze me. there’s truth, passion, humor, and humanity that’s not found on other sites. maybe that’s because monetary gain isn’t the #1 goal, maybe that’s because y’all are a buncha nerds.
    GOOD: BTBAM yoga pants

    • I’m gonna return to writing soon.

    • Dagon

      Monetary gain has always been my #1 goal. Stack that payper bruh

    • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

      And a sense of community that you won’t find on any other metal blog. I sure as fuck wouldn’t talk about my grandma’s passing earlier this year on MS or MI, as I’m sure I’d get a ton of “fuck you and your grandmother”, “Obama caused her dementia” and some other Westboro Baptist Church-esque comments. And we treat friends here like I treat my friends in real life: we bust each other’s balls, know it’s in jest and try to get something out of the conversation.

  • Edward/Breegrodamus™

    That does suck about the Katy Perry article.

    GOOD: It’s Friday and I’m already home. I have a bunch of music to listen to while I slave away on grad school applications. I could put on pajamas right fucking now.

    BAD: Grad school applications. I’m seriously doing this shit again?

    UGLY: I bought one of those disposable e-cigs on the way home. It was one of those kind of weeks.

    • God

      Is the new Grave on that list? Jamming it now and its pretty killer.

      • Edward/Breegrodamus™

        No, that is a band I am sorely lacking knowledge of. I want to check out that new So Hideous that W reviewed this week, and revisit Cult Leader if there is still a stream of it up online. What else… ?

        • God

          So Hideous is fantastic. not disappointed in the least. its essentially what I would expect my apocalypse to sound like.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            Seconded Gods opinion (first and last). Get on that So Hideous

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            I’m gonna! It’s first up no matter what. I think it’ll be good stuff to write to.

          • Vote for Jeb

            You know, I probably could have picked pretty easily who would and wouldn’t like that album.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            Im a pretty easy read when it comes to merol

          • ☑ trees
            ☑ ‘n shit

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            I dont think So Hideous’ use of orchestra is far flung from trees n shit

          • CyberneticOrganism

            ☑ Satan

          • That’s next on the itinerary for today after I finish macabre omen

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            I could see the new Ævangelist being the sound of an apocalypse. I need to revisit that son of a bitch too. Shit, I need to revisit Cattle Decapitation I listened to it a couple of times when it came out but never really digested it.

          • SLUGDGE

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            I’ve been checking out that Slugdge Bauer!

          • GOOD

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            One day, some day, you’re going to wake up and exclaim Eugene Robinson is a god, and all will be right in the world.

            HOPE

          • Is that that fucking oxbow thing?

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            Yeah, Eugene Robinson is the singer in Oxbow. Lol.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            I like the hope / no hope thing.

          • God

            New Cattle Decap is SOOOOOO good. but honestly, didnt find myself loving it as much as Monolith to Inhumanity.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            I havent given it a honest spin yet. Though my feels are that Monolith might have been their magnum opus

          • Vote for Jeb

            I listened to the new one once, and it just didn’t hook me at all.

          • It’s much more of a grower than Monolith was. I had to listen to it 3-4 times before I really liked it.

          • Vote for Jeb

            I really should give it another chance.

          • As did I, but fuck once it grows it’s so huge!

            …. 😉

          • That’s what she said.
            …sry

          • Was wondering who would take the bait lol

        • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

          That dumbsaint and mesarthrim that lassy posted about have been on my feels rotation a lot lately. That Of Feather and Bone is on my to jam list for the weekend.

          New deafheavern too, man. For reals.

          • Vote for Jeb

            I’m pretty sure the other talk Lacertilian referenced in that article was Dagon and I passing Mesarthim back and forth.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            Its rel gud

          • Lacertilian

            I found that Mesarthim on the BC New Arrivals page but I think I can remember you two mentioning it around release. I’m kinda surprised that Dagon enjoys it to be honest.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            Need to revisit Heafdeaven. I’ve been meaning to, but, you know, life and all. I’ve heard previous Of Feather and Bone titles (I think). I wonder if the new VHOL has leaked on the net yet… I’d love to spin that fucker if it has.

          • now we r talking

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            I feel like you might owe me a text message.

          • i just got cell service again

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            RetroNulty

          • I really dig new Bermuda a lot. Which is surprising considering I don’t really like the previous album as much

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            I almost feel like this is the general consensus for the Suntanning detractors. Its almost like i think they migt have made an album more akin to Lantlos’ last album Melting Sun if the pushback hadnt been so great. Happy, either way

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            Deafheaven is good live. It took a minute to get used to George Clark’s stage theatrics / antics but it was a good show nonetheless.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            When i saw em, he was doing the scott stapp with arms wide open stance most of the time. That said, looking forward to seein them with tribulation soon hopefully

          • Lacertilian

            That Dumbsaint is a worm. It’s been growing inside me.
            I should probably get that checked out.

      • Edward/Breegrodamus™

        I might put on some sadboy music too later. I’ve been jamming some pretty killer sadboy music lately.

        • Dagon
          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            Haha, no but that’s awesome. I’m jamming.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            If you want some sadboy music, ill also reiterate my love of that Eternal Valley album that Frosty (i think) wrote about earlier. Thats some stargazey fuckin bm.

          • Dagon

            I get down with chicano rap every now and then. Although Sad Boy is not really sadboy.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            Ever listen to South Park Mexican? I used to jam those dudes a lot. One of them went to prison for a long time for child porn or pedophilia or something though.

          • Just one dude, and yeah, he’s a fucking pederast.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            At least they gave dude 45 years.

          • Dagon

            That’s fucked up. I watched a couple minutes of a documentary about the case of a cop who was charged for “planning” to abduct women and cannibalize them. The defense attorney claimed it was just a release mechanism for him to cope with his fetish. Some psychiatrists were saying it was bullshit.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hrdnTSkq-4

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            Did the dude go to prison?

          • Dagon

            I didn’t see the entire thing because I was busy trying to keep myself alive. I fell asleep.

            I might watch it though, shit was interesting. He wore that ankle thingy and couldn’t leave his house.

          • more beer

            Does it matter he can`t leave the house? His plan was to abduct, torture kill and eat women.. All he would have to do is entice them into his house instead of kidnapping them.

    • Dagon

      Pajamas >>>

    • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

      E-cigs<<<<<<
      Do or don't. There is no try.

      • Edward/Breegrodamus™

        I rarely ever smoke them. I’m too busy jamming pouches of tobacco into my face. Hell, I might even snort some tobacco later and just get fucking freaky with it.

        • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

          *snort*
          Ugh…
          A cigar is a cigar, a finery best enjoyed as it is. Not fucked with (lol).

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            It’s snuff, not cigars, lol.

            I should mention that I used to smoke cigarettes. When I quit I was smoking a pack and a half of menthol cigarettes a day, every day like clockwork. I feel like my tobacco use now is the lesser of the two evils. I’m thinking of giving it all up when I hit ten years of sobriety.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            Its neither, homeboys. Ecigs are the new snuff/snus.

            I just dont delude myself.

            Perhaps ill die tomorrow. Lifelovers.

            Blaah blah blah, grindcore/blackmetal

  • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

    I dont understand how people care about celebrities. Except Patrick Stewart.

    Good: full weekend ahead. First frost this weekend, and temps not supposed to be above 60. Got a bottle of wild turkey and some bud called “top dawg”

    Bad: no rel gud drugs to speak of

    Ugly: katy perry

    • I know you didn’t just call Katy ugly man

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      I generally don’t have any feelings about celebrity deaths, but when Philip Seymour Hoffman passed away the world lost a true talent.

  • Waynecro

    You were robbed, Joe. All that butthurt–and the excessive use of the word butt in your post–is justified. If you happen to make “I stand with Joe: Katy-Perry/P.O.D. Story 2015” pins, I’ll be happy to wear one on my pajamas until you attain great justice.

  • CyberneticOrganism

    I don’t care how many views/clicks that other site gets, our TOH t-shirts are the fucking best thing ever. Their shirts suck a rotten tapir dong.

    • Maik Beninton™

      Good thing there is no tapirs here to hear that.

      • God

        can I get context?

        • Maik Beninton™

          Tapir deleted his account and now he is Pingu.

          • God

            thank you <3

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            He still sucks, fyi

          • God

            wouldnt expect any less

          • Maik Beninton™

            Your welcome, also KJM took a break and deleted his account, but he came back a few days later.

    • Gonna put up a new run of shirts (plus a super secret brand new design) up next week!

      • Dagon

        I’m gonna rob someone tonight to pay for those

        • Good man

          • Vote for Jeb

            Malandro butt stuff.

          • Dagon

            Butt stuff the best stuff

          • Dagon

            Robin Hood type stuff. I’d rob politicians without feeling bad about it.

          • When is the hit? Call me up, beibi.

            #TeamMalandros #TheDoubleOfPloPloPlo

      • Edward/Breegrodamus™

        The last thing on Earth I need is more black heavy metal shirts but I’d take a look at super secret new shit.

      • is it topical? like i-ran-the-katy-perry-story-first?

        • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

          Something something politics, something something America.

      • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

        Maybe you guys can get me into this run, as i was so callously ignored last time

      • CyberneticOrganism

        FUCK. YES.

      • Maik Beninton™

        The last TOH shirt cost me 100 bucks, my body is not ready for another one.

        • CHRIST DUDE. Maybe we can figure out a cheaper/easier way to get you one.

        • Edward/Breegrodamus™

          You are a man among men.

  • Boss the Ross

    Good: Red Fang tomorrow night. Stoked! Also, I’m watching XFiles with the wife. She has seen a decent amount of episodes but not the whole series all the way through. I have, but definitely worth every minute. That show kicks major ass.
    Bad: I have to work early tomorrow morning
    Ugly: Me when I wake up on Sunday

    • Dagon

      Man, they sound so good live. And I say this based off YouTube videos. I’d go apeshit if I ever saw them and they played “Throw Up”.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr6lVhjwrb8

      • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

        Ive seen em once or twice, they came around a couple weeks back and i skipped it

        • Dagon

          I can’t skip on bands for Brazil reasons. This is a promise I made for myself, unless it’s something majorly difficult, I won’t skip bands I like anymore now that I’m finally graduating.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            Pretty well blessed where i am on the east coast when it comes to tours.

            Congrats, as well.

          • Dagon

            Thanks. I forgot your location, where are you on the east coast?

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            Asheville, NC general area. In the blue ridge mountains, western nc

          • Dagon

            Gotcha. There are some gorgeous pictures of that area on google.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            It is a massively tourist-infested area for at least half the year.

            Its not for no reason. I bet i could say the same about your area down south, just not with so many tourists

        • Boss the Ross

          But, but, but… Red Fang…

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            My stonermetal days are waning, i fear. Not to be confused with my bud consumption

          • Boss the Ross

            I can live with that if you can.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            If anything, my love of trees n shit (lol irony) has engorged (lol weiners) has grown in compensation

      • Boss the Ross

        That’s one of my favorites as well. And would be thrilled if they played Humans Remain Human Remains. I will be going apeshit regardless of the song though.

        • Dagon

          Possibly my favorite cut from their first album. Hug me.

          • Boss the Ross

            Okay.

      • Lacertilian

        They played it when I saw them earlier this year.
        You know what, I think I left before the encore. They had played for a while and it was a weeknight. As soon as Prehistoric Dog finished, I tried to beat the rush and fuck off quickly.
        Damn.

      • Boss the Ross

        Such a good show. My body aches and my vocal chords are shot.
        And yes, they played Throw Up. And yes, i went completely apeshit. Enough to cover for you and me.

        Oh, and this… https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/1a7b5e33fd8dced42cfc558033e33acc17422b765b58237b78e10528137bad4f.jpg

        • Dagon

          Fucking A1!

          • Boss the Ross

            My tribute to the almighty fish god.

  • Boss the Ross

    This site is one of the best things i have had the pleasure to come across. You put smiles on all of our grim metal faces, never stop, don’t let the men get you down.

  • Count_Breznak

    Are you butthurt because you “read” huffpost and jezebel, or do you read huffpost and jezebel because you are butthurt ?

  • Old Man Doom

    Good: Seeing The Mastodongs and Judas Priest tonight. BREAKIN’ THE LAW BREAKIN’ THE LAW

    Bad: Working early Saturday morning.

    Ugly: CA101 is fucked. Major traffic predicted heading straight toward the venue. Fuck.

    Oh, our moment will come, Joe. Glory is imminent. In the meantime, I’ll keep writing my backlog of reviews.

    • Boss the Ross

      I will be seeing the Mastadongs with Clutch and Corrosion of Conformity later this month. Have fun and be safe with the drive.

      • Old Man Doom

        Yessir. I really wish I would have seen them when they were on tour with Clutch and Graveyard a little while back too.

        • Boss the Ross

          The closest shows were bith 5-6 hours away. Now its only 20 minutes. And CoC is back with Pepper, so i am more than happy to see them.

  • Edward/Breegrodamus™

    Oh! Posted this on the FB last night, but some of you posers aren’t in the group:

    http://www.invisibleoranges.com/2015/10/the-body-krieg-the-body-krieg-premiere/

    • Waynecro

      I’m not a poser; I just have Luddite tendencies when it comes to Facebook and social networking in general.

      • Edward/Breegrodamus™

        I kid, I kid.

        • (i heard he’s a poser)

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            I’m the biggest poser in this group.

          • more beer

            Bullshit!

          • i know who the smallest poser in the group is: ϟϟϟ RANDALL THOR ϟϟϟ

          • more beer

            I`m gonna go to that Vermin Womb show tomorrow night. Again thanks for the heads up on that.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            Vermin Womb, Thou, and The Body? FUCK

            For sure man, glad I was able to help out in the fashion.

          • more beer

            Yea appreciate it. One of my friends just hit me up about like 2 minutes ago. Plus it`s in a really small venue that I really like.

          • Waynecro

            I’m not a poser. I’m just not nearly as kvlt/trve as I used to be.

        • Waynecro

          I know. I’m just making excuses for my Facebook failures.

  • Waynecro

    Good: I finally got a new TV (55″) to replace the old, far-too-dark, heavily watermarked TV we’ve been using in the family room for several years. The new TV is tits and shit and likely will improve my Call of Duty score quite a bit.
    Bad: Following my long-time girlfriend’s breaking up with me, I moved out of the master bedroom and into the guestroom. The reality of the situation is pummeling me.
    Ugly: The old, far-too-dark, heavily watermarked TV is the TV I watch in my new bedroom.

    • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

      KDR still negative

      • Waynecro

        The first time I played on the new TV, I broke even. That’s a massive improvement.

        • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

          I play poorly in regular pvp matches. In party games my crew is king. Heres hoping BO:3 still has Sticks and Stones and other hxc party games (ie real shit)

          • Waynecro

            I have never attempted playing the game with a team and employing actual teamwork. I usually just use playing the game as an excuse to hang out with my brother on Xbox Live. I do try to win, I just don’t try that hard.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            Gaming is my second or third biggest escape. Its been that way since highschool. Were obnoxiously serious with games

          • Waynecro

            I don’t have the patience for serious gaming. When I was growing up, my brother would play all the games. I would read books while he played. I liked to follow the games’ stories, but I didn’t have the patience to deal with beating the hard parts. I only play a few games myself these days.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            This makes me feel even more like a loser. I pride myself on how many novels i read in a year. So, my time played and expertise in video games.perhaps my perspective is skewed. I dont think my old lady would be with me if it werent, in part, a derivative of these things. Life is hard, man. Ive been in similar situations

            So many times ive rebvilt. Survived, on the odds.

            Good luck, brother

          • Waynecro

            Reading is always a good thing. I honestly wish I could get into video games more, but I just don’t have the patience (something I’m working on). Thanks, bro. I could use some good luck about now.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus™

            Damn I wish I was reading that many novels.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            My record is in the high 20s. I wont beat it again

    • shit dude, do you still have to see her and shit?

      • Waynecro

        Yeah, dude. We still live in the same house. We have two mortgages and a puppy together, so there’s no way to separate completely. We remain business partners (collectively, we make good investment choices) and friends.

        • whoa. how does a person even? well, um, STAY TECH

          • Waynecro

            Thanks! I’m all about staying tech. As for the other thing, I don’t know. It’s hard as shit, man, because I still love the woman. And, quite frankly, seeing how little she gives a shit about me hurts in ways I can’t even express yet. I’m working on getting over it, though. It just takes time to completely reprogram my brain. I’ve done it before; I’ll do it again.

          • more beer

            That sucks man sorry to hear it. What really sucks is you can`t drink yourself into oblivion for a few days. I don`t recommend that with your health issues. That is a tough situation but you have been through much tougher things. Stay strong brother.

          • Waynecro

            Yeah, all I can drown my sorrows in is my postworkout protein shake. And drinking that thing is painful in itself! I appreciate the encouragement, dude. This is my first time dealing with heartbreak, so it’s a learning experience. I’ll overcome and adapt–like you said, I’ve been through worse.

          • more beer

            It would certainly be easier if you didn`t have to live in the same house. Things like this always get easier to deal with over time.

          • Waynecro

            Very true. I still think she’s an awesome lady. I just have to learn not to give a shit about her any more than I’d give a shit about a friend/coworker. Once I’m able to rid myself of the deeper feelings I have for her, I’ll be gravy.

          • more beer

            There you go keep that PMA!

          • Waynecro

            Thanks, dude. I’m working on it. Shit never keeps me down for too long.

          • more beer

            You have to be like that or life will beat you down.

          • Waynecro

            I hear that, bro! And life will certainly try to beat you down. We just have to harden the fuck up sometimes.

          • more beer

            Yep you always gotta roll with the punches.

          • Waynecro

            Yep. And then punch the fuck back however and whenever you can.

          • more beer

            Hell yea!

          • few things in life are worse than heartbreak. happened to me last year (which is why i made the mistake of cutting my hair — DO NOT make that mistake). it sounds like you’ve got your health intact (mental and physical) so that’s great. and maybe a cute phlebotomist will come along who likes merol!

          • Waynecro

            Sorry to hear about your heartbreak, man. Shit sucks. Luckily for me, my hair has been short all along. I always wanted long hair (because METAL), but my hair gets oddly poofy the longer it gets. I’ve had no choice but to keep it short. I think I’m done with romantic relationships. I’m going back to hating all that sappy shit.

          • if you don’t mind sharing, what’s your age? i’m 34 and a few years ago i pretty much said “if i don’t get married or have kids, fuck it. there’s still video games and beer.” (part of that message has now changed)

          • more beer

            Switch beer to chemicals you will be fine.

          • Waynecro

            Or at least video games and metal. Some of us can’t hang with various chemicals these days (curse you, human frailty).

          • Lacertilian

            more chems

          • Waynecro

            I’m going to be 33 in November. I was pretty opposed to romantic relationships for the bulk of my life. Then I met this girl, and she changed my mind. Now I’m going to revert back to my previous position. It worked much better for me.

          • more beer
          • more beer

            This is typically a good plan to fix heartbreak.

    • Wait…
      .
      .
      .Wait…
      .
      .
      .
      Why…
      .
      .
      .
      Why does SHE get the motherfucking master bedroom?

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        This is a very good question.

      • Waynecro

        I guess mainly because my moving out was the easiest option. I was already keeping most of my cool stuff (books, CDs, musical instruments, metal T-shirts) in the guestroom. Now I get to live with all that cool shit.

        • I will begrudgingly accept this answer.
          Stay ripped, Waynecrow.

          • Waynecro

            Thanks, man. I will stay both ripped and tech. Have a great weekend!

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    GOOD: Home alone, doing home alone stuff.
    BAD: People in general, if you have to meet them face to face.
    UGLY: Ever look in the mirror? No? You are!

    • Edward/Breegrodamus™

      Home along stuff is some of the best stuff. Period!

      • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

        Strong second. The older i get, the more i value my alone time.

        • Edward/Breegrodamus™

          Man oh man. Between my exhausting full time job, seeing my girlfriend a few nights a week, friends, and being sober, sometimes I’d rather be listening to metal or sadboy music in my pajamas.

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            No comment

          • This is perfection, Eduardo.

            You are perfection, Eduardo.

      • Lacertilian

        Pictured: @nordlingritesovkarhu:disqus doing Home Alone stuff.

        • Edward/Breegrodamus™

          hahaha

    • Based Pingu

      Ey yo Fuckbear! Have you jammed that new Death Hawks song yet, fam?

      • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

        I may ot may not have received the whole album a couple of weeks ago.

        • Based Pingu

          I may hate you more than I’ve ever hated you before. Damn thing will be released on me birthday. Going to see Circle and Death Hawks the same day. Maybe there is a god and he’s giving me all these gifts.

          • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

            A birthday that doesn’t suck, what are the odds?

          • Based Pingu

            First time in my entire life. Probably the last too, unless I die on my birthday.

          • Based Pingu

            Btw, Farquaad. Has you heard the new Ismo Alanko album?

          • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

            Only the video song so far, thought it was decent but not brilliant.

          • Based Pingu

            The album some pretty great tracks. Good album imo. Me digs this one many much. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JK5Ap5b1WNQ

  • CyberneticOrganism

    GOOD: A week of huge work accomplishments.

    BAD: Little to no TOH article time lately. Sucks.

    UGLY: My finished costume.

    http://36.media.tumblr.com/ad77a27cf7a759679dcae8793068b255/tumblr_nw0vko3YBj1qivspno1_1280.jpg

  • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

    The Good: Work is still going great, and I’ve finally got the routine down to a tee. Also, as an odd coincidence, this went out of business up the street from me:

    http://s3-media4.fl.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/trAldRgv82BnKdb9NDXg5A/348s.jpg

    And this is still in business a few minutes away from there:

    http://cdn.onlyinyourstate.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Viking-Burger-outside-.jpg

    The Bad: nothing so far. Things have been going great lately. Busy as fuck, but good. Hauling ass, making money, and getting swole, bro-skies!

    The Ugly:

    Shreen, the Brazilian-Arab model. Simply hideous!

    http://41.media.tumblr.com/c30a0602744c82c80c6ec97ab9b95cce/tumblr_nlqc2hsrSZ1rjhan3o1_500.jpg

    http://cdn.hiphopwired.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/@BrazilianArab_ATLNIGHTSPOTS_000a1fbc72_7.jpg

    http://cdn.hiphopwired.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/tumblr_mriup8qPWQ1ru423qo1_500.jpg

    • Waynecro

      May teh gainz be with you.

    • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

      This isnt real. And, since nc doesnt have signature pizza, neither is that A-frame storefront

      • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

        It’s in Newport News, VA, not NC.

        • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

          I kno?

    • more beer

      That`s a lot of ass!

    • “father forgive me for these gains i’m about to receive”

      • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

        What are gains, exactly?

    • more beer

      We have this a framed coffee shop. The Hot Chickalatte.

      • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

        I’m wondering what Pingu’s take on these houses is. More than sure there’s enough houses built like that in Finland. Definitely know there’s houses built like that in the Faeroe Islands.

        • more beer

          Well due to the hot chicks serving lattes at the one here he would not approve.

  • Max

    I totally empathize with Joe. In fact, I’m honour-bound to because I’m part of the exact problem he’s describing. Yesterday morning (or whenever it was) I read the Metalsucks article about Katy Perry, and it vaguely occurred to me that I had heard this story about her shady nu-metal past somewhere before, but I forgot where.

    Just now, I clicked on Axl’s second article about how his “discovery” has gone viral, and then, for the first time ever, I actually visited the POD video on YouTube where she appears, just for the hell of it (and it’s so grainy she could be anyone, really). THEN, I come here and read this!

    I have to say it does kinda suck that TovH missed out on the recognition, and I kinda do as well.

    • more beer

      Let Axl get the recognition. That`s as close as he will ever get to a woman.

      • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

        Google it. Us Magazine, Billboard, Entertainment Weekly and several big publications have posted about it in the last day. I’d VERY much recommend that Joe email a few of these folks and at least ask for recognition and credit on this one.

        • more beer

          I know it`s been all over the place. But I don`t think Joe is really looking for validation like Axl is. He has all the validation he needs. With his blog compared to their TMZ like blog. ot to mention by now Axl and Vince have blown so many loads all over MS studio apartment. That anyone entering needs a hazmat suit.

    • Boss the Ross

      I had the same reaction, i knew i had heard it, i thought it was old news, turns out it was old news.

      • Max

        Pretty much everything Axl posts is old news; as somebody in the comments section there will quite reliably point out, with links and sources.

  • Phoenix of the House Tendies

    Good: I go on vacation from my cover-up job next week. So you wieners can FINALLY expect some new content from the criminal maniac.

    Bad: I shall go to Rage for Armageddon tomorrow, which is good. But Razor had to cancel their appearance cause U.S. Customs are a bunch of fucking wieners. Attacker would’ve took their place on Saturday night but they couldn’t attend either. At least Morbid Saint gets a longer set and now headlines.

    Ugly: Da Trump’s hairpiece somehow gets more ridiculous looking.

    • Boss the Ross

      Razor would be excellent.

      • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

        There’s a name I haven’t heard in forever.

    • Fuck dude. That sucks about Razor. Tommy understands this feeling.

      • Phoenix of the House Tendies

        Yeah I kinda feel like an ass now for making fun of him about it.

  • Do you even doom? (RFI)

  • EsusMoose

    Good: Interview went well. Pizza in the oven, got a care package from my parents. Beer.

    Bad: A mountain of studying and homework to do that is Himalayan-like. Been sick and some headaches have been a bitch. Still under a nice haze of lethargy.

    Ugly: What I’ll be by the end of next week
    Have a good weekend everyone
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCXn8tPpHrU

    • Lacertilian

      Video unavailable, upvote for pizza and beer.

      • EsusMoose

        oh it was suppose to be a track of one of the Armed’s 2011 ep but if it doesn’t show that’s alright

  • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

    Joe, I think thermonuclear buttdevastation is about to go into all-consuming wormhole butt if you google that whole Katy Perry thing.

    https://www.google.com/search?q=glue+factory+cleanup+gif&biw=1366&bih=634&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0CAUQ_AUoAGoVChMI3MWBgZfIyAIVgT4-Ch0VEwTg&dpr=1#q=katy+perry+p.o.d

    So far, Us Magazine, Billboard, Entertainment Weekly, Huffington Post and various other big sites/publications posted the news within the last day.

  • tigeraid

    The Good: I have now hit the 200 lb mark. I expect to lose another 5-10 lbs at MOST, and then the attempt to put on some muscle will begin.

    The Bad: I have to fucking work tomorrow because fuck life.

    The Ugly: I seem to have done some sort of nerve damage to my left thigh during the move, and now it tingles/aches a little and I have no feeling in one spot. Very odd.

  • KJM, Shake Zula
  • Thanks Obama!

    This nation feels for you Joe…When I saw the Metal Sucks story, I immeadiately thought they ripped it off from you…same format, presentation, tone, etc. I think a few of the comments on MS even reference Ye Ol Toilet.

    • Thanks Brobama!

      Please come to Venezuela m/ m/

      • Based Pingu

        Link, could you do favour for you Nordic brother? Hire some malandros to kidnap Beargod.

      • Thanks Obama!

        No go Link…Michelle is very adverse to the waxing that this trip would require.

  • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

    Other good: New Amberian Dawn video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjqKk8JRzQo

    The bad: My roomie’s 5 year old daughter was obsessed with the ‘Magic Forest’ video, and now that I told her about their new stuff, I just unleashed a floodgate of repeatage not know since ‘Let It Go’ came out.

  • BAD: The weather on Mars today.
    GOOD: Gifts from a woman who truly understands me.

    • Boss the Ross

  • OldMetalHead

    I appreciate what you do very much. Please continue as long as you get any satisfaction out of it.

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    2 more weeks till Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
    2 more weeks till Halloween
    Silver Shamrock

    • Boss the Ross

      Never too early!

    • Based Pingu

      I’m glad Halloween doesn’t exist in Finland. It’s shit.

      • KJM, Shake Zula

        Best holiday of all. Fuck Christmas.

        • Based Pingu

          There’s no such thing as a good holiday. All are shit.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Except for my birthday and Halloween, of course.

          • Based Pingu

            Birthdays are the worst shit.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Nope. I used to throw awesome parties on my birthday.People looked forward to it every year just for the party.

  • testing

  • JamesGrimm

    Good: bought Don’t starve.
    bad: suspended from work, lost 3 days pay, plus the monday they sent me home, and this tuesday I called off to see the soulfly/soilwork/decapitated show….was disappointed.
    ugly: the about of money I’ve spent on my credit cards in the last 3 weeks.

  • Óðinn

    You’re right, Joe. It was pretty moronic to begin with.

    More than one mass shooting per day on average. What can you do?

    Katy Perry once sang on a P.O.D. song. This is an outrage!

    America: We freak out about the wrong things.

    • more beer

      Because tits my friend.

    • Based Pingu

      If mass shootings are what people want, that’s what people get.

      • more beer

        The people have spoken.

      • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

        Sadly, that’s true. In America, more guns either equals more shootings, or people defending themselves from other people with guns. Gun nuts here want more guns and want them publicly, but then again I’m from Chicago, which has the most murders in the nation (not the highest per capita. That one goes to Flint, MI). Chicago had the tightest gun laws in the nation, yet the most murders.

        • Edward/Breegrodamus™

          JAG posted something interesting on Facebook about gun free zones. Essentially it was that if people really wanted schools to be gun free zones they needed the same level of protection that other gun free zones had, i.e. police acting as security and metal detectors and whatnot.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            IOW, it’ll look less like a school and more like a prison. This is the reality that we allow the NRA to force us into.

        • Based Pingu

          Come here bae. I’ll let you live in the little shack on my backyard. No one gets shot in my neighbourhood.

        • KJM, Shake Zula

          I will NOT own a gun just to defend myself from the freaks with guns. That’s a gods-damned self fulfilling prophecy that I will not feed into. I got into it once with my BiL about this, nice guy but a total gun nut.

      • Edward/Breegrodamus™
        • Based Pingu

          I’m not even going to try reading the comments. I do not want my jimmies to rustle this early.

  • Iron Spagheti’O Nose Hair Doom

    Bad: Went home from work early (not feeling good at all. Short of breath and seeing stars), and getting change for a $5 bill at the mall so I can catch the bus. 8 stores, all while I’m pacing through my worst nightmare (the mall), and not a one of them could cut change for a $5 bill.

    http://38.media.tumblr.com/b94fc5c9a7ae75f5feb06efb1208e00e/tumblr_n039n8aqe31qhelj9o1_400.gif

  • BUT! You guys care about metal! You won’t be noticed because you really do love it! Metal sucks, fucking sucks! POSERS! ALL OF THEM!