Flush It Friday: Flash Point Sucks

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Every Friday we come together to vent some shit. Once it’s out, we replace it with non-shit.

Look, I’m a firm believer that the Kung Fu movie is poised in crane stance at the pinnacle of cinematic art. As such, I was scrolling through Netflix’s “Recommended for you because you have a man-crush on Donnie Yen” section and came across Flash Point. A loose-cannon cop after goes after three drug lord brothers? A banal plot, but one I could stomach so long as it featured plenty of Donnie Yen knocking the living shit out of people. Guess what? It didn’t. There were like two short fight scenes. I counted three palm strikes total (I count palm strikes). Why you would cast Donnie Yen in a movie with relatively little fighting? That’s like getting Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to play a guy who wears his shirt for most of the movie. Or casting Brad Pitt as the Headless Horseman. Or not writing a song into Terry Crews’ script. Nobody wants to see Donnie Yen shoot people with guns. Fuck. Don’t watch Flash PointFLUSH IT.

On a positive note, I’ve recently discovered my new favorite thing to do when I should be doing something else – finding videos of animals on trampolines. Take a look at these adorable dumbasses:

 

The floor is yours. Let it all out in the comments, but remember to follow it up with something positive. Have at it, then!

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  • RustyShackleford

    On a venting note, I got the fucking flu last week and didn’t even feel like alive until like Wednesday this week. Anyone tells you not to get a flu shot, they’re fucking lying, shit sucks!! Glad to be back in full force with you boys. Yep!

    • on point, @disqus_ziNOXXkiO1:disqus. but having the blu offers one good thing: binge watching TV!! (yeah i work in a hospital and flu shots are mandatory for employees, i’m okay with that)

      • RustyShackleford

        It’s true. I actually sat through multiple NFL games for the first time in a long ass time. Normally they bore the shit outta me but when I’m sick I just don’t give a shit haha.

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

      It hurts! The adorableness hurts!

    • Stockhausen

      VMG PVPPY

  • Flush: Still sick.
    No Flush:
    http://i.imgur.com/i1mj5On.gif

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

      Awwwwww. That’s so adorable!

    • RustyShackleford

      YOU GOT THE FLU ALSO BRO?!

      • I think I’ve got some kind of biblical plague or something.

        • RustyShackleford

          Replace your blood with Vitamin Water and you might just live lol

        • Herr Schmitty

          Had that a week ago! Even a single sip of water was enough to have me folding a towel and making an offering to the mighty Toilet Gods, ala Gustavo Fring. http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Jiiqp9gnly8/0.jpg

          • The classiest/best posture I’ve seen someone have while vomiting.

          • Herr Schmitty

            It really, sincerely can’t be beat. He brought dignity to mass poisonings. Viva la Fring!

        • Edward #negrodMMXV

          Joe you’re still sick?

          • Yeah… it’s been about a month. I’m a little sick and tired of being sick and tired.

          • Edward #negrodMMXV

            Might be worth going to the doctor.

          • I deed. Got some drugs for now. Gotta go in for additional testing later. Weak stuff.

          • EBOLAMAIDER EBOLAMAIDER EBOLAMAIDER

        • more beer

          it took me 3 weeks to shake the flu this year.

    • The Battle Born NDN

      I was sick through the entire holiday season. Whatever is going around is horrible as fuqq. Emergen-C and water kept me alive somehow.

      • more beer

        I also spent the holidays sick three weeks of that shit. It`s been a horrible year, almost everyone i know has had this horrible sickness.

    • JWG

      I can usually suffer through sickness with some quiet dignity, but my current plague includes violent coughing, and a headache made worse by violent coughs.

      Someone outside might wonder why I keep yelling obscenities in between coughing fits…

    • Lacertilian

      Damn Joe, your immune system is poo.
      Cheer up with some Thug Life Animals.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFX0JdLQ2M4

  • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

    For my flushing of the week I’d like to flush the new Pitch Black Forecast album. As you all know I love Mushroomhead. Pitch Black Forecast is a side project of one of the members and with such guest appearances as Randy Blythe and Devin Townsend you’d think it would be decent. It was awful, fourth rate groove metal. I can tolerate a lot of music but this album was just intolerable. I’m ashamed of you JMann. You should know better.

    • d00d, i gave that album a chance too. i do not know why i did. *FLUSH*

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

        At least I only paid 8 dollars for it from Best Buy. It had a ton of bonus tracks as well.

    • Nordling Rites ov Kahlua

      More importantly (making it more flushworthy)
      it has Gene Hoglan.

  • Howard Dean

    Trampoline cat is fucking adorable.

    [wipes eyes]

    “No, seriously! The pollen is terrible this time of year!”

  • DDubya.

    The bad: some kid at the science fair I judged yesterday made a volcano. You’re really breaking new ground there, Conan Doyle.

    The good: this new Death Karma album is rocking my bones!

    • Howard Dean
      • DDubya.

        HD, some kid just cut some construction paper vaguely in the shape of the earth and pasted it on his board. On one of the side panels, he scribbled in black marker some incomprehensible stuff about the Earth. That’s it.

        Poor kid probably had no parental support.

        • I once decided to make popsicle stick bridges of different structures to test the amount of weight they could bare. Answer: a whole fuckload. We had to use benchpress discs and stack them to make the damn things break, and we had to stack blankets and cushions beneath the bridges so the weights wouldn’t break the floor underneath. HOT DAYUM.

          • DDubya.

            The wonder of engineering 🙂

          • Seriously. I wasn’t expecting wooden sticks and wood glue to be able to hold so much G.D. weight. And in typical teenager fashion, i waited until the last minute to actually conduct the study, haha.

          • DDubya.

            My middle school science fair project sucked. Pretty sure I tested how much water helps plants grow.

          • Conclusion: works better than Brawndo.

          • DDubya.

            But Brawndo’s got what plants crave.

          • Howard Dean

            I did T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S — “Tests With Inorganic Noxious Kakes in Extreme Situations.” Ran three different snack cakes through multiple trials to test their hypothetical viability in extreme situations. Did flammability, solubility, compression, and radiation tests, among others. It was a very sound project. The judges hated it.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

            I love Twinkies though! They’re so good!

          • RustyShackleford

            Anytime someone says Twinkies I think of Ghostbusters

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzaQjS1JstY

          • DDubya.

            I would have given you high scores on my rubric.

          • Howard Dean

            Haha, the judges–some of whom were very, very uptight and smug–thought my project wasn’t “serious” enough and that I was making fun of the science fair. I was like “We’re in sixth grade–how fucking serious is this? It’s not like the results of our experiments are going to be peer reviewed in journals. I formed a hypothesis, I tested that hypothesis with a thorough, well designed experiment. I documented everything. Here are my results in graph form. Here is my conclusion.”

          • DDubya.

            Thankfully, we were supposed to give more creative ideas higher scores.

          • Stockhausen

            I hope your answer was what you actually wrote down.

        • RustyShackleford

          That was me when I was younger. Neither me nor my parents have any visual artistic talent and I used to show up with garbage science projects lol. In 5th grade I was BEGGING them to let me write a fucking essay or some shit

          • DDubya.

            I felt bad for him, honestly. He clearly knew he wasn’t prepared, so talking to him was like pulling teeth.

          • Stockhausen

            That’s a hideously brutal conversation.

        • Guacamole Jim

          Damn. When I was a youngun, I put waaaaay too much work into my projects. Three years, three case studies. The first was on wild cats, the second was on the Albertasaurus, and the third was on the human brain.

          I always fucking lost to kids with volcanoes. I hold a deep, deep bitterness.

        • Howard Dean

          That’s bad. What grade was the kid?

          • DDubya.

            3rd if I remember correctly. They gave us a pretty strict rubric to use to evaluate the projects. They wanted to see everyone conduct actual experiments with hypotheses, variables, etc. all clearly identified.

          • Howard Dean

            Yeah, he would definitely need some teacher or parental guidance. If he were a little older, he could be flushed. But a third grader? You feel a little bad with that.

          • DDubya.

            Exactly. All of the other 3rd graders very clearly had parental help, even if some did come up with their own ideas.

    • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

      Should have made a squidcano.

    • Mouse trap Car >>>>>>>>>Volcano

    • Stockhausen

      I’m really sad now.

    • Nordling Rites ov Kahlua

      A little part of me just died.

  • Tyree
    • Spear

      Holy fuck

    • DDubya.

      Oh dang. I just cringed hard.

    • Howard Dean

      Might be a C2-C4 fusion in that young man’s future.

    • Further Down the Metal Hole

      It’s the guy next to him sitting right up that makes me cringe…I’m trying to imagine how horrible it sounded.

  • I finished building my new gaming rig last night, and I’m super stoked to start playing on it this weekend. BYAHHHHH!!!™

    • DDubya.

      BYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

      • CyberneticOrganism

        WELCOME THRILLHO

    • DDubya.

      Yo, at some point in the future I’ll hit you up on Steam. We need to get a Toilet-wide game of TF2 going.

      • Guacamole Jim

        I’ve never played that game. Is it worth it?

        • The Bestest Tapir

          Yes.

        • Spear

          Depends. How much do you like hats?

          • Guacamole Jim

            … I tend to like them.

          • DDubya.

            Then you’ll love it. It’s a fantastic hat collecting game with a solid shooter framework thrown in.

          • Guacamole Jim

            I am very intrigued.

          • DDubya.
          • Guacamole Jim

            This is beyond excellent.

          • DDubya.

            The hat jokes are because you can pick up random gear in game to modify your characters, and hats are pretty common.

          • Guacamole Jim

            Is there a particular character that’s best to start with?

          • DDubya.

            Heavies are a pretty good starter. You just tank bullets. Also soldier is the most well-rounded.

          • Spear

            We talking “I like wearing hats sometimes” or full-blown millinophilia here?

          • Guacamole Jim

            I have never before heard the term “millinophilia.”

            And I would say somewhere in between. I have four different hats, one of which is a toque and I wear it very often.

          • Spear

            I may or may not have just made that up (couldn’t find a word for a hat fetish, and a milliner is a hat-maker, so it seemed to make sense). DDubsbro already got you covered, though.

      • whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa, TF2 runs on Linux now. count my drunk ass in!!!!!!

        • DDubya.

          Siqqq

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

        Count me in. I must warn you that I am going to take you all down!

  • YourLogicIsFlushed

    I am far too much of a lifelover, never anything interesting to flush. I need to borrow some of KSoFM’s pessimism.

  • Stockhausen

    I am losing my friggin’ mind at that boxer on the trampoline.

    • YourLogicIsFlushed

      Stocky! Will you have time sometime in the next week or so to collaborate on a Dear Hunter Porcelain Throne article?

      • Stockhausen

        Yes! I’ve been trying to think of one to bring up, I like that column a lot. Let me know how you want to go at that one and I’m in.

        • YourLogicIsFlushed

          Nice, I hope you see this reply soon, but send an email to tohthrone@gmail.com and we can chat. I wish I could come up with an interesting idea, but maybe we can both just write a blurb about each album. I might start mine today.

          • Stockhausen

            Killer. I’ll brainstorm tomorrow and shoot something over, and we can see how to divide it up.

  • Howard Dean

    Flush tax season. Relatedly, flush income taxes, payroll taxes, sales taxes, gift taxes, estate taxes, and even flush those maniacal taxes the tyrant King George tried to force on our ancestors. Fuck taxes. Praise death.

    • Stockhausen

      No taxation without flushentation.

      • Howard Dean

        Fuck yes. If you receive a notice from the IRS about delinquent taxes, just flush it down the dirtiest, shittiest Toilet ov Hell. They can’t trace that shit.

        • great idea until they attach your wages and put a Lien on your house

    • sales tax >>>>>>> income tax
      (yes i am a fan of Jesse Ventura)

    • CyberneticOrganism

      BYAAAAH!

  • Edward #negrodMMXV

    So, not much to vent this week. I was out of work early today and this is my weekend off.

    Went out with a chick last night that I am pretty excited about. Chick is attractive, smart, working on her Master’s degree, listens to Kool Keith, and seems normal. My last two girlfriends were crazy. She already had the talk with me about taking things slow. I’m gonna see where this one goes.

    • Stockhausen

      One can never underestimate the power of being, you know, a person. Don’t be crazy. Just be a human being who does things.

      • Edward #negrodMMXV

        just be is a phrase often used in and around the rooms of sobriety. Early on, it’s all about doing. Later on, it’s all about being.

        • You see, folks, we’re all trying to please someone else. And as soon as you’re not a human be-ing, you’re a human do-ing. Then what comes next?

        • Stockhausen

          Huh, that’s interesting, and makes a lot of sense. I say a modified version of that to my high school kids all the time: “Guys, just be a person. A real human being that does stuff and thinks about things.”

  • Tyree
    • Stockhausen

      Since my internet connection sucks, the first watch through of this was in the most glorious slo-mo imaginable.

  • The Bestest Tapir

    Flush: Finnish post sucks, I’m sick, didn’t get any sleep last night and it’s way too warm here.
    No flush: I just came out of the sauna and I’m feeling relaxed for a short while.

    • DDubya.

      I hear Finnish saunas are world famous.

      • The Bestest Tapir

        I give my sauna a 10/10.

      • The Battle Born NDN

        If you ever (somehow) get invited to participate in a sweat lodge ceremony, do it (unless it’s being run by someone who has no idea what they’re doing). It’s like a sauna, but better and more refreshing.

        • DDubya.

          How exactly would I go about getting invited to a sweat lodge ceremony?

          • DDubya.

            Remind me when we meet IRL to do my John Redcorn impression.

          • The Battle Born NDN

            You’d have to be invited by someone who runs a lodge, so I guess you have to know someone who does (medicine men, pipe carriers, etc.). Sounds like a long shot, but you never know. Just thought I’d put that out there.

          • DDubya.

            I enjoy engaging other cultures, so I wouldn’t turn it down!

        • I did a series of survival classes out in the Arizona desert a couple years back. On nearly the last day, the instructor took us into this sweat lodge and I hallucinated like a mother fucker. I thought I had touched the hand of an angel.

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

      A sauna? I love saunas!

    • Guacamole Jim

      Saunas >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • Guacamole Jim

    I’ve been trying to lose weight sort of half-assedly for a while now, and realized this week I need to step my game up because I’m still pudgy as fuck around the midsection. So all week I’ve been FUCKING HUNGRY and doing all kinds of shit to distract myself from how FUCKING HUNGRY my fat ass is. FLUSH.

    On a positive note: my work is grooming me for a rocking promotion, and in the face of a serious downturn in Alberta’s economy.
    http://media3.giphy.com/media/BVjzVYVL9iRQQ/giphy.gif

    • YourLogicIsFlushed

      Best show on Cable

    • Stockhausen

      YEAH DVDE

    • Gluteus_Maximus_Rage

      Just start smoking cigarettes. Or Ice. That’ll sort out your hunger issues, then you’ll be rid of those pesky love handles in no time! What could possibly go wrong?

      • Edward #negrodMMXV

        Crystal meth would definitely lead to shedding some pounds.

        http://www.smokingmeth.net/images/man-smoking-meth.gif

        • Gluteus_Maximus_Rage

          Damn straight…

          • more beer

            Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

        • Gluteus_Maximus_Rage

          Meanwhile, are you farkin’ kidding me that there’s a smoking meth website!? WTF *flush*

        • more beer

          There are no fat tweekers!

          • Edward #negrodMMXV

            I’ve seen some before. Not many but a couple.

          • more beer

            Yea but most are just sucked in. You know there is an exception to every rule.

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    I heard Flash Point was a pretty decent flick. Not seen it yet myself. Think my brother liked it well enough and he gets bored off easy. I don’t mind Asian action that’s light on action, or has more guns than limbs. Just as long as the plotting is on the crime thriller side rather than maudlin drama or shit comedy.

  • The Battle Born NDN

    Baby goats are kvte as fvkk.

  • Stockhausen

    THREE DAY WEEKEND MLK RVVVVVVVVVVVVLES.

  • DDubya.

    Another plus: I’m going through my dissertation notebook and writing the outline for the last part of my project. I take notes on every article I read. I just found this note on one paper I read a month or so ago. “Nigeria is totes dangerous.”

    • Nigeria probably has hawks bro

      • DDubya.

        I’m sure they do. My comment was in regards to traffic crashes, haha.

    • I always try to plan amusing things for myself for when I go and read through my notes. I also find it interesting the things I draw on some pages of my notes. My 8th grade math notebook is filled with dicks.

  • Howard Dean

    Flush: Human waste, your stash of black tar heroin when the 5-O are at your door.

    Do not flush: Feminine products, aborted fetuses.

    • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

      I presume flushed aborted fetuses are like flushed baby gators, and just grow monstrous from the waste.

  • PhoenixKing Leonhart

    This is why you should’ve watched Ip Man again instead. Mr. Yen just tears shit up.

    Of course, you could just watch him in this.

    https://youtu.be/XOkPixYeIk8

  • Tyree
    • Lol I like how he’s about to get up and then is like nope better lie back down and die

  • It’s so cold out that all the libtard Prius’ around here have had their steering columns frozen so they can’t get the fuck out of the left lane. Bro

    • Guacamole Jim

      True libtards take the bus

      #libtardfax

      • DDubya.

        Or walk!

  • I just realized I’m actually looking forward to the super bowl halftime show for once. Stay Katy!

  • Tyree
    • DDubya.

      Pretty sure I’ve seen that gif before #rekt

      • Tyree

        BEND YOUR KNEES WOMAN!

      • CyberneticOrganism

        Knees through the ribcage

    • I can’t tell what happened, need slow mo version

      • Tyree

        Body destruction.

      • JWG

        My wifi has gone sucky at the moment, so I’m only getting slow mo versions of gifs. Negative into a positive.

    • Guacamole Jim

      udhfuasheuhskeufhsauefhalksuefhasuefhaksuefhlauskebfuklasgiaskeas

  • Good lordy, I’m drunk. Here’s some kung fu film awesome. :-p

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6k6UerIOb4

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    (remembers he won the science fair–making a volcano—-during a particularly beautiful time–in his life on earth—radiant—-sadness—and separation

    all 3 at once — full vol

    http://youtu.be/oZrzHTmuOy0?list=PL73D1527C76A5DB9F

    http://youtu.be/pVqOfTNzWN4

    http://youtu.be/sRWWWWrVPAU

    • DDubya.

      No wonder you hate me. You were destined to make volcanoes. I was destined to judge the creation of volcanoes.

      • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

        nah…yer alright—
        actually i was born to judge and jury the judges of volcanoes–

        • Who’s the executioner?

          • Guacamole Jim

            I think he’s a Tapir these days.

          • The Bestest Tapir

            ..

        • DDubya.

          OH! MY! GOSH!

          We’re friends now? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • Tyree
  • CyberneticOrganism

    BOOOO: I am unmotivated
    HUZZAH: ‘Tis Friday

    • YourLogicIsFlushed

      I can identify with this.

    • YourLogicIsFlushed

      What are we all unmotivated about? I’d really like to get back to my creative writing roots, but by the time I get home from work, my XBONE talks me out of it.

      • CyberneticOrganism

        A bit of home repair, a bit of writing music, a bit of day job stuff. All I want to do is enjoy a nice, cold IPA and spend a little downtime hunting Sarah Connor.

        • new Deus Ex music?

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Aye, three new songs where, as per usual, I get the intros down and get stuck filling out the rest.

          • Stockhausen

            Rest of songs are douchebags. I’ve written some killer first halves, and lolbuttzy second halves.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            We should just make 30-60 second snippets & put them on stock music sites. Screw whole songs.

          • Stockhausen

            Call Dues Ex noisegrind, max out the gain and add some static and the songs are done.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Be my manager plz

          • Stockhausen

            “Alright Cybernetic, here’s what you need. The chasing Sarah Connor thing, that’s old hat. The fans want something new, something fresh, something exciting, not plain old familiarity. You need to drop the cyborg thing and get a whole new look. But don’t make it too drastic, because you can’t just all of the sudden drop the cyborg thing. Fans don’t want anything new, fresh, or exciting, they like familiarity. Don’t try and come up with this whole new look. Love ya babe, I’ll call and we’ll do lunch.”

          • CyberneticOrganism

            That’s it! You’re brilliant!

            *dons blonde wig onstage*

          • Scrimm

            Same here. I always get stuck halfway through.

          • Further Down the Metal Hole

            Yes, we need more of this.

  • Spear

    The bad: school’s back in.

    The good: playing a show within walking distance of my house and not having to work the next morning! Because the only thing that makes bass playing in a classic rock band tolerable is alcohol.

  • FeelTheDarkness
  • Guest
    • Nordling Rites ov Kahlua

      This… this here, this is… Slightly Confuzzling.

      • The Bestest Tapir

        You’re using that word again. I thought you stopped.

        • Nordling Rites ov Kahlua

          Never. I had a slow period.

    • Maik Beninton
    • more beer

      Nothing like getting pummeled by crippled guy in a diaper!

    • Further Down the Metal Hole

      What, no one mentioned South Park in this context? “Attention shoppers, outside we have CRIPPLE FIGHT!”

  • the bad: no booze until i leave work (another hour)
    the good: i’m going to a Van Damme party tonight!!

    • the bad: another hour of work
      the good: Delirium Tremens and my new gaming rig waiting for me at home.

      • YourLogicIsFlushed

        Last hour is worst hour.

      • oops i never told you about my rig:
        AMD FX-4300
        GeForce GTX 550 Ti
        (but the most taxing game i play is Amnesia The Dark Descent!)

        • DDubya.

          I need to upgrade my graphics card. I’ve got two Radeon 5600s (I think) in crossfire, but they lack the right amount of juice to run some newer games smoothly.

          • my video card was a steal: refurbished, discontinued model. but it sure has the horsepower. i’m gonna install TF2 this weekend and test it out…

          • DDubya.

            Nice dude. It’s been a minute since I played some TF2.

          • BLVKKBEVRD

            TEAM FORTRESS IS MY SHIT >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

      • Stanley

        Can’t go wrong with a bit of the DT’s.

      • Stockhausen

        Delerium Tremens is delicious.

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    This is one of the nuttiest stunts ever in a HK action film, though the film as a whole is decent but not spectacular https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhNNSrA2Hp0

    • DDubya.

      What the wtf?

      • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

        I’m guessing there was a concealed harness. The really neat thing though is that the rest of the film really isn’t that much weirder, more violent or mean spirited than the average Hong Kong fare, I’m not sure it was even a Category 3. It’s just bowling along, fun but not that remarkable and then BLAM, STAGGERING RECKLESS CHILD ENDANGERMENT!!!

        • DDubya.

          The maniacal laughter really seals the deal.

          • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

            It’s hard to beat Hong Kong cinema for joyfully OTT, demented and loving it villainy.

  • Edward #negrodMMXV
    • The Bestest Tapir

      Fuuuuck, I love Woven Hand so much.
      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8hl9AMQgUL8

      • Edward #negrodMMXV

        Death / MA / Tapir I just listened to his self titled album and I’m gonna put another one on while I continue to clean my condo. Playing it just a little too loud, my damn ears are ringing.

        • The Bestest Tapir

          Blush Music has some rerecorded songs from the self titled. Imo Blush Music is his best.

          • Edward #negrodMMXV

            I have that on now and the version of ‘Ain’t No Sunshine’ on this one is playing and it’s just fantastic.

      • noice! i like these very much / 10

        • The Bestest Tapir

          Blackbeard doesn’t dig ’em cuz dey be christian.

  • old_man_doom

    Flush: I’m behind on a lot of work I need to accomplish over the weekend (also, my roommate got me hooked on Die Antwoord for some reason and it’s pissing me off)

    No Flush: 4 day weekend, I might have a date night, new job opportunity opened up and I just got paid today… got me a pocket full of change.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS8H8QOguIw&spfreload=10

    • Guacamole Jim

      Good luck on the date, Old Man D!!

    • Stanley

      I FINK U FREEKY!

      • old_man_doom

        GODDAMNIT

  • CT-12

    @Masterlord the only Kung Fu movie you need to be watching is either of the Raid movies, or Riki Oh

  • BLVKKBEVRD

    Putting animals on trampolines (with a person) is extremely dangerous.

  • Flush: Trying to find an apartment that isn’t expensive and isn’t AIDS in apartment form.
    No Flush: I pounded out an entire history of rock class in five days. I don’t have to worry about that shit for the rest of the semester.

  • BLVKKBEVRD

    The goods: Its the weekend, BIOTCH, and I’m going to see YAITW/USXmas tomorrow
    The bads: I was gonna hit chest and shoulders today, but immediately started rolling a joint and drinking bourbon upon getting home. Wait… that’s not so bad.

  • Gurptitude

    Flush: School is back in session. My Xbox Live Gold ran out.
    No Flush: Ordered Akira on Blu-Ray.

  • Stanley

    Pub!

  • BLVKKBEVRD

    This remix is tight.
    WARNING: CONTAINS NSFW IMAGES
    http://youtu.be/Eff-oKHdItM

    • Edward #negrodMMXV

      XXX is tight as fuck but I didn’t get Old as much, but and I didn’t spend as much time with it.

      • BLVKKBEVRD

        Old was pretty bad. I think there’s a general consensus. But this dude suicideyear has some excellent remixes.

  • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

    It’s hockey night for me. Devils game is at 10 and I can’t wait to see them beat those Anaheim Ducks!

  • CT-12

    Semi-pissed. Got my Lord Dying “Poisoned Altars” record in the mail today, have to wait til the 27th to redeem the fucking digital download. FLUSH IT DOWN THE NASTIEST, STINKIEST TOILET OV HELL!

    • Edward #negrodMMXV

      … but can’t you listen to the record?

      • CT-12

        Yeah, but I spend more time listening to music on my MP3; anyhow, after posting that original comment, I figured out I was just doing something wrong because I’m a technology idiot. Got the MP3 after all, listening as we “cyberspeak”. By the way man, you ever hear of the electronic/noise/whatever band “dreamcrusher”? Thought it might be up your alley just from what you’ve listed taste wise.

  • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

    Apparently Warrant released two grunge albums called Ultraphobic and Belly To Belly. I’ll have to give them a listen and maybe I’ll do a retrospective of Ultraphobic somewhere in this thread.

  • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

    Here’s something I’d like to flush. I’d like to flush unrequited love. I have fallen hard for someone and apparently she doesn’t share the same feelings. It hurts so much and it breaks my heart that I’ll never be able to be with her.

    • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

      It’s a truly shitty feeling. I know it myself. Shit, I was in “love” with my best friend for years and I still get a twinge sometimes hanging out with her. But I’ve found life rolls on, and there are so many people out there. In the infinite possible combinations, anyone’s “one” might not even be so far away. Take heart dude.

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

        I just wish I could get over my love for her and just be friends with her. It might be a while before it happens but I sure hope it does. She’s been one of my best friends since I was 13. I don’t want to lose her due to my love for her. She’s helped me through a lot of bad times.

        • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

          I think these things generally do take time. You sound a little like me, I fell for my best friend, was absolutely incensed 18-19 odd when she was going out with a friend of mine I thought was a dick, we ended up getting pissed off at each other and barely spoke for seven years. We helped each other through a lot of ghastly teen shit, but she was never really into me and eventually I fucked up too much and we just weren’t friends for years. And it was such a fucking waste. I guess the lesson is to think in the long term. Remember that love and angst is always fleeting (in a 1st world society if you don’t suffer from mental illness of course) but real friendships are just crucially, vitally important. If it hurts to hang out with her take it easy, pursue hobbies, give it a rest. But don’t let her fall away.

          Disclaimer: I’m pretty drunk and an idiot at the best of times so you know, take with a pinch of salt or whatever.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

            I still talk to her constantly.

    • FeelTheDarkness

      I feel for ya home slice but you are young, you will fall in love a few more times before you find the right one.
      This is just some old man’s advice.

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    Flushing? Well, I have a bad feeling that a friend of mine is shitting up a foundation science course she’s taking and is sort of digging in rather than getting help or getting help. I’ve been there myself, I can see the signs. Lovely person, but with the best will in the world not the brightest or stablest and I hate the feeling that someone I care for might be fucking up in a really depressing but also preventable way.

    On the plus side I just watched a pretty entertaining Mexican bikersploitation film, I’m well into a bottle of Bells and I’m raging it up to !T.O.O.H.! Solid Friday night really.

  • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

    Here’s a song I like from a band you should all listen to.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ohx9Ve7-GS0

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    love can be sad—cutting all men down equally—
    thunder to be heard—-from the lowest to the highest beasts

    and love songs..like this
    ——

    all 3 at once—full vol

    http://youtu.be/YsVQ9ixgp-Y

    http://youtu.be/8_wwP8UZR1o

    http://youtu.be/0OzA2j5KxVA

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

      I agree. Love has cut me down numerous times.

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse
  • JamesGrimm
  • J.R.

    No Flush: SmashBurger, this new Servers album, no classes on Fridays!
    Flush: Amon Amarth hath decreed:

    UNDER WINTER SKIES
    WE STAND GLORIOUS
    AND WITH ODIN ON OUR SIDE
    THERE IS NO THING TO FLUSH
    but forreal Lady J.R. has to go in for heart stuff bc her blood pump is being funky. So. yeah.

  • J.R.

    No Flush: No classes on Fridays, got some comfy new pants, ate at Smashburger, and this new Servers album is just hooked in deep. So good.

    Flush: Amon Amarth hath decreed:
    UNDER WINTER SKIES
    WE STAND GLORIOUS
    AND WITH ODIN ON OUR SIDE
    THERE IS NO THING TO FLUSH

    but forreal Lady J.R. has to go in for heart stuff bc her blood pump is being funky. So. yeah.

  • Sent in an email, and doing it old school; working on doing an interview with Devin Townsend for TOH. Interviewed him before, and let’s see how it goes a decade later! This will be my first music journalism work in 10 years!

  • Janitor Jim Dvggan Svre Wovld

    Here’s something I’m not going to flush because I’m happy about it coming back: Bucket hats have become hip again. I plan on buying some of these awesome hats and buying some more baja jackets and going full 90’s with my clothing.