Flush It Friday: Down the Piss Vortex You Go!

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It is Friday. There has undoubtedly been a lot of suck in your life this week; I know this because you’re reading a toilet-themed metal blog. Flush those cares away with some new tunes from Piss Vortex and our killer weekly playlist!

Look, Piss Vortex get it. You’re bushed from pullin’ the ol’ nine-to-five at your back-breaking desk job and need some chemical R&R. Anything to drown out those nagging worries about your expanding waste line, widening bald spot, and increasing likelihood of permanent loneliness. Piss Vortex get it, and they’re offering you a skronked up Soft Reboot to just wash all those worries away. So crucify that MF play button and watch your troubles swirl down the drain.

Feel better? Good. Now that you’ve untethered the girthiest of your burdens, share with us what else is going on. The good, bad, and ugly. Let’s hear it.

Good: The wife just found us a place to live in Chapel Hill, and I’ve got an interview next week for one of the positions for which I applied. Hopefully everything keeps coming up Milhouse.

Bad: Probably need to get my brakes replaced.

Ugly: I need to find a Hawaiian shirt and embrace true degeneracy while I drink beer and watch Kaiju flicks all weekend.

What’s that? Talking about the bad depressed you again? Well, buddy, keep on flushing with our Weekly Wipe of ToH March classics.

Have a pristine weekend, flushalos.

  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    G: Pay raise
    B: New CRM
    U: new CRM wants me to use outlook after having spent the past 15 years in Thunderbird.

  • Señor Jefe El Rossover

    I’m happy you found a place, Dubbz!!

    • Rain Poncho W.

      Me too. Gives us a better idea of move-in date.

      • Señor Jefe El Rossover

        Definitely! Big stress relief, I would imagine.

  • Jack Rabbit

    Good: New Mastodon album isn’t as bad as “Show Yourself” made me think it would be. Submitted an application to transfer to my school’s engineering program
    Bad: Won’t know the response until July or something
    Ugly: It is still really cold, and it is April tomorrow

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y1ROzCUpbU

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbYIUnV8u7E

  • Señor Jefe El Rossover

    Good – New Body Count
    Good – New Warbringer
    Bad – Brann Dailor is a poser
    Indifferent – New Mastodon

    • Lord of Bork

      That ama was shockingly boring

      • Señor Jefe El Rossover

        Dragovic is the hero we deserve.

    • Jack Rabbit

      Out of curiosity, what did Brann say to prove he’s a poser?

    • Joaquin Stick

      There were like 3 songs I really liked, which is actually good for me as a non-Mastodonian, but yeah mostly still indifferent.

      • Señor Jefe El Rossover

        I wanted to like it. Plenty of proggyhooks, and a few decent riffs, but I wanted more. Could be I wasn’t in the right frame of mind. I’ll try it again for sure.

    • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

      Body Count is more like a so-bad-it’s-good band.
      Ice-T still rules though.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmUvQ6Hs0z8

      • Señor Jefe El Rossover

        Body Count is a so good its good band, Frank.

        • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

          I just looked up the definition of “So Bad It’s Good” in The Great Oxford Dictionary. There was a link to this song:

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBKMHHx_4n0

          • Señor Jefe El Rossover

            THIS IS A GOOD SONG

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            “He took the money to the dope man

            and he said he had the best

            next thing ya knew

            CARDIAC ARREEEEEEEEEEESSSSTTTTTT”

            LMAO

          • Señor Jefe El Rossover

            TALK SHIT GET SHOT, FRANK

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            YOU KISSIN YOUR LIFE GOODBYYYYHYYYYEEEEEE

          • more beer

            He’s a Texan, so you do realize it is against the law for him to not have multiple guns. Don’t you?

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            I do, but I just like to push the limits.
            Here I’m going to push another one:

            (Sorry Boss, KISS is terrible)

          • more beer

            After that he is probably purchasing one of those plastic guns that can’t be detected by a metal detector. Then getting an airline ticket to Belgium.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Not necessary to buy any kind of special gun. At the Brussels airport you’ll get in and out with an AK-47 without any problems whatsoever.

          • more beer

            But leaving the US can be tricky.

          • Doom Scientist

            That jam rocks.

          • Doom Scientist

            I do not want to get dusted with da musket, thank you very much.

          • sweetooth0

            You wanna get high as the sky!!

          • Señor Jefe El Rossover

            Kissin your life goodbye!

          • sweetooth0

            You think it’s a game

    • Óðinn

      What happened to Brann Dailor? I missed it.

  • sweetooth0

    GOOD: It’s Friday!! Gonna watch CHUD 1 and 2 tonight. Seeing Ghost in the SHell on Saturday. Don’t have high hopes for anything but pretty visuals, but sometimes that’s OK. A new comic/collectibles store opened up on my side of the city where I live, and we stopped in to check it out last night, turns out the guy’s only been open two days and hasn’t even got everything set up yet, but major enthusiasm! He hooked me up with some Verotik comics (Danzig’s comic) and he’s gonna set aside anything horror or sleazy for me as he unpacks his stock. Also, he has a 18inch Michael Myers he’ll hook me up with if the people who wanted it held back out. Very nice price and the motion activated Laurie Strode shrieking still works!

    BAD: My Mom has something wrong with her blood where it isn’t producing red blood cells fast enough. She’s had issues with her blood before, but the gal isn’t getting any younger so this sort of thing is worrying.

    UGLY: My back yard has finally thawed out, and all the snow has melted. Now waiting for it to dry out so I can rake up the 100000 piles of dog shit that accrued over the winter. Spring is my favorite time of the year!

    • Señor Jefe El Rossover

      Sorry to hear about your mom, dude :/

      • sweetooth0

        She seems ok for now, and she’s gotten through something similar before. I guess we’ll see. The doc says she has a lot of new red blood cells, but they haven’t matured yet or something so it’s causing a problem.

        • Señor Jefe El Rossover

          Still scary, good vibes your way!

          • sweetooth0

            thanks man!

        • Doom Scientist

          I share my place with my disabled Mom so I know how that goes, constantly worrying.

          • sweetooth0

            Mines all the way over on Vancouver Island, just outside of Duncan. She just told me last time she called. On the bright side, pretty much her whole side of the family lives out there.

          • Doom Scientist

            It’s good to have family nearby, especially if they’re reliable.

          • sweetooth0

            totally. At least no worries there, very tight on that side.

    • Megan Alexandra

      Mm yes the post snow dog shit discoveries, my favourite!

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  • Lord of Bork

    Good: Got some new metal records to spin tonight while pounding beer
    Bad: Brann Dailor has revealed his true colors as a boring guy who just happens to look like an entertaining weirdo
    Ugly: Agreed to a camping trip by accident. I fucking hate camping

    • Rain Poncho W.

      Camping >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

      • Señor Jefe El Rossover

        I’ve been meaning to go on a trip for a while now.

      • Lord of Bork

        I assumed it was a day trip to go climbing. I assumed incorrectly.

    • Señor Jefe El Rossover

      I’m gonna need that record and beer list, please.

      • Lord of Bork

        Relapse offers a random 10 LPs for $40 deal that just arrived the other day, so I don’t remember all of them. What I do remember off the top of my head is:

        -Torche, Restarter
        -Opprobrium, Serpent Temptation
        -Christian Mistress, Possession,
        -Tombs, All Empires Fall

        As for the cervezas I was gonna wander over to my friendly neighborhood liquor store and see what caught my eye. A local IPA would hit the spot right about now.

        • Señor Jefe El Rossover

          Excellent on both accounts!!

          • Joaquin Stick

            I got a bunch of Long Trail APAs waiting for me. I wish more things came in 12 packs. I always run through a 6 so fast that I try to buy higher quantity, but it always reduces choices.

          • Rain Poncho W.
          • Señor Jefe El Rossover

            Ha! Too true. Texas stalwart Saint Arnold released a new beer called “Pub Crawl” which has been chilling in my fridge since last evening. It shall be glorious.

          • more beer

            I have some Tommy Knocker Cocoa Porters in the fridge. Which are pretty damn tasty.

          • Señor Jefe El Rossover

            Sounds damn good! I’ve only had their bock

          • more beer

            Best part besides they’re delicious. I paid $5.99 a six pack which is a steal. Maybe I will send you a couple.

          • Señor Jefe El Rossover

            Now that is a bargain!!

          • more beer

            Fuck yea I had 2 six packs and was like fuck this get one more. They brew some damn good beers.

          • Señor Jefe El Rossover

            Good choice, man!

          • more beer

            It was the right decision. My buddy bought some of the Megadeth Unibroue. Low ABV I was not impressed. Cool bottle for my collection though.

          • Señor Jefe El Rossover

            I’m wary of trying that one, price sucks and abv sucks more. Would be good for a collection though

          • more beer

            I didn’t buy them. So there is that. I did like the Maudite by them which he also bought. With almost double the ABV.

          • Señor Jefe El Rossover

            That’d be the ideal situation for that beer, haha
            I’ve been meaning to try more of their stuff, but I always get something else

          • more beer

            As do I. They tend to use too many spices for my taste.

          • Doom Scientist

            Chemdog, MK Ultra OG, and some Kiva mints that I’m sharing with Mom and a friend.

          • Señor Jefe El Rossover

            Never heard of those beers…

            😉

          • more beer

            I have.

          • Doom Scientist

            Hee hee.

          • more beer

            Picked up some Polar Bear OG and some Chem Trails shatter today. The shatter was free with my members rewards.

          • Megan Alexandra

            Good man

          • Lord of Bork

            That Long Trail is a solid choice. I like having the variety so I usually get a mix of bombers and 6-packs. You’ve just got to lean into the whole “throwing all your money away on beer” punch

          • Joaquin Stick

            True, I’ve been reducing my intake so I can buy better beer, right? I think that makes sense.

          • Rain Poncho W.
  • Old Man Doom

    Oooh, that new LOSS is fucking good.

    Good: probably gonna catch shit for this, but the new Mastodon album is everything i had hoped for and more. I love it so damn much. “Steambreather” is the catchiest shit i’ve heard in a while. Also, gonna see Ghost in the Shell soon.
    Bad: Not too much, my dudes.
    Ugly: feels like my break from teaching just started and i start again on monday.

    • Señor Jefe El Rossover

      I’m glad you enjoyed the album man! I know you’ve been looking forward to it!

      • Doom Scientist

        I just didn’t care for it, but many people I know with good taste seem to like it.

        • Señor Jefe El Rossover

          Not for everyone, I suppose. I liked moments of it, but as a whole was “eh” to me. Gonna try again though.

          • Doom Scientist

            Sultan’s Curse is a good song. Other than that, meh.

    • Doom Scientist

      I’ll just say I’m glad you liked it and maybe I should give it another shot.

    • I’m a few tracks in and also really digging it so far, much more than expected.

  • CT-12

    Good: Got off early today, seeing Khemmis tonight, possibly seeing Power Trip tomorrow, then WrestleMania baby!

    Bad: My body is pretty destroyed after seeing Kreator and Nails back to back days, and then doing martial arts class yesterday. Might have to puss out on Power Trip tomorrow out of pure exhaustion. Also gotta buy my tabs soon.

    • Señor Jefe El Rossover

      GO SEE POWER TRIP

      • CT-12

        Yeah dude, I really should, even if I just hang in the back for most of it. I’ve missed them a few other times, so I think I’m running out of excuses (though it is in Canada, and I don’t really like travelling out of country alone). Either decision that I make ain’t gonna come lightly.

        • more beer

          I saw Power Trip on Tuesday. I suggest you go. You can rest when you are dead.

          • CT-12

            Hahaha right you are

    • Doom Scientist

      I should probably give Khemmis another chance. It just didn’t grab me.

      • Señor Jefe El Rossover

        Do it!

      • CT-12

        I’d say start off with their first album, I like that one a lot more than Hunted. Last two songs on Hunted still haven’t really “grabbed me” either.

      • Yeah, you really should.

    • I would love to see Nails, but every time they come through it’s on a week night which is no good for me.

      • CT-12

        Yeah, I feel you there, actually had to use some vacation time myself for the same reason.

        • Getting old age peeps to go with me is another struggle.

    • The Tetrachord of Archytas

      I saw khemmis this week and it did not disappoint. Oathbreaker was really good too if something that’s a bit more varied than deafheaven and a bit more effective than myrkur is something you’d be interested in, but a major downer after the good times that khemmis brought.

    • Freedom Jew

      Should have done the martial arts in the pit and taken a day off.

    • Sid Vicious Promos

      Yay, Wrestlemania!

    • Doom Scientist

      I’ll be watching SHIMMER Womens Athletes from Orlando tomorrow, maybe one other indie event, but not the actual Wrestlemania.

      • CT-12

        Nice man, let me know if there’s a specific match worth checking out. I mainly stick to WWE just because there’s so many damn promotions right now and I don’t have time to spare for all of them (plus gotta get my money’s worth out of my subscription). Still catch occasional NJPW, Lucha Underground, and every now and again a TNA, ROH, or Lucha Azteca.

        • Doom Scientist

          Beyond Wrestling & EVOLVE are the two big indies that do shows in my area. There are many wrestlers who end up going to WWE/NXT or ROH from there.

  • tigeraid

    The Good: A friend of mine is seeing Grand Magus perform as we speak. This is only good because I’m happy for him, otherwise I am angry and jealous I’m not there.

    The Bad: WINTER WON’T END FUCK OFF I HATE BEING COLD. I’m gonna re-gain the 100 lbs I lost for insulation.

    The Ugly: I have to work tomorrow so I hate each and every last one of you.

    • CT-12

      I feel you man, working this weekend as well

    • Señor Jefe El Rossover

      Wooo weekend work here too!

    • Doom Scientist

      Snowing in the Boston area as we speak. Winter is still alive and well for now. Ugh.

      • Elegant Gazing Globe

        Rain here on the other end of the pike

        • Señor Jefe El Rossover

          Sunshine and 86 degress here

        • Doom Scientist

          It kept changing for a while, but now it’s all snow.

          • Howard Dean

            We literally got another foot of snow yesterday and today, Fucking ridiculous.

          • Doom Scientist

            Fortunately it wasn’t so bad here. Just a couple inches and it’s pretty much gone now.

        • Rain here in NJ as well, been raining all week.

      • more beer

        It’s been raining all week here snow tomorrow, then a couple more days of rain. Then back to the early spring like weather.

        • Doom Scientist

          That’s pretty much how it’s gonna go here.

  • JWG79

    Did you just suggest Hawaiian shirts are ugly?

    I get that maybe some – especially the knock off ones made by haole capitalists – can be ugly. But a genuinely authentic Hawaiian-made Aloha shirt can be absolutely gorgeous. I’d wear mine as often as I do black t-shirts if I didn’t live somewhere in which summer seasonal wear in general looks completely out of place for all but a few weeks in late July and early August.

    Anyway…

    Good: Spring weather is emerging, slowly, weirdly. It’s really nice out this afternoon so I’m going to take advantage before it starts raining. It’s not forecast at all. But it’s kind of inevitable.

    Bad: I’m behind self-imposed schedule on so many plans. I’m hoping I can take time out in April and get ahead of a few things (including plans on how to ‘honor’ my upcoming Surgical Anniversary – e.g. the musical project I was supposed to be working on for that purpose).

    Ugly: Welt that GP thought could be indicative of MRSA is still there on my torso. It somehow looks worse while supposedly ‘healing’. Meanwhile my test results are not in yet, though they may simply have forgot to inform me when the GP got them. I’ll check in this afternoon if I have time.

    Metal, Currently Listening:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adXny-RNxIw

    • Rain Poncho W.

      The ones in my closet are ugly as sin.

      • JWG79

        To be fair, I tend to get mine when I’m visiting for the only Conference in my field that gets me to Hawaii (HICSS) – so not very often at all.

        Given that I’ll buy from shops in ‘resort towns’ it’s kind of hard to totally avoid the deliberately stereotypical kind that tourists just eat up. I’ve found a few shops just off the beaten path, though, who serve the locals who live and work there outside the peak tourism seasons.

        • Rain Poncho W.

          I’ve read a lot about the commercialization of the Hawaiian culture and wouldn’t want to contribute negatively.

          • JWG79

            I feel that. I try to go straight to native Hawaiian artists for most things (direct musical sales for instance), but the shirts aren’t always so easy to come by that route.

            If I ever get into collecting local First Nations art like I’ve always wanted to (but can’t yet afford), I’m going to do the same sort of thing: try to deal directly from the artists unless through galleries or dealers they trust.

    • Count_Breznak

      Hawaiian shirts are great, you can throw up on them and it won’t show.

  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY
  • Hans Copronym

    Good: Went to something called Off The Radar Noise Fest yesterday, where Nah performed. Greatly enjoyed it and bought a 12”.
    Took today off in advance because of it, which was also a good.

    Don’t feel like coming up with Bads and Uglys because:
    Beer: “John Malcom Golden Bourbon” – actually tastes like Bourbon, and not just a little. Weird, but a cool find at the cheapo mart around the corner.

    • Hans Copronym

      Oh, also Good: Weather getting better and my Blastbeat Mailmurder shirt arrived.

  • Good: This new Cloud Rat is pretty jammin
    https://youtu.be/fV5BWDR9QnU
    Possibly Good: Might have some interviews in the works. Hope something pans out cuz I need some paper
    Bad: Having to wake up around 8AM after likely going to bed at 3AM while consuming beers along the way.
    Ugly: Don

  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

    Time to share a guilty pleasure movie. This thing is horrendous objectively speaking, yet for some reason it’s completely entertaining and oddly charming to see actors and musicians making such an ass out of themselves.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2pYV7LtKT4

  • Sitting in semi with dead battery. Life = bad bad not good. Send beer.

    • Señor Jefe El Rossover

      You’re not getting my beer.

    • more beer

      You seem to have many problems with the trucks you drive.

      • Infinite problems.

        • more beer

          That is horrible. Do they at least pay you for all the time you are broken down and stranded?

          • Yes. They do.
            This is what happens when companies cut logistical corners in order to secure the shareholders’ return on investment. The truck I was in was supposed to be grounded for repairs but March is our busiest month so they said “Fuck it, let it ride.”

          • more beer

            I see that in the building trades as well. At the end of every quarter. They all try to close more houses than possible. What people get is really sub-par work. But the greedy companies and stockholders get their money. Fuck everyone else. But with you driving a truck that can get you killed. That is some bullshit.

          • Óðinn

            When you work for a publicly traded company, the fuckin stock price always comes first. Fuck capitalism.

    • Óðinn

      Could be worse. At least you’re not sitting in a dead battery with a semi.

  • Commander Shephard

    GOOD: This new shadow of intent song is fucking fire. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhuu0PIB8A0

    Bad: This fucking rain holy shit I haven’t seen the sun in like 2 weeks.

    Ugly: Still your face

  • The Tetrachord of Archytas

    Good: saw khemmis this week. It was a great show… humble seeming dudes that played well and looked like they were having killer time. Beers were raised high. Also good, snagged tickets for pallbearer and gatecreeper.

    Bad: not too much

    • Señor Jefe El Rossover

      Solid all around!

  • Sid Vicious Promos

    Good: my local record store is having a giant CD sale tomorrow, going to a wrestling event next Saturday

    Bad: Paying 50 dollars to meet Bret Hart. I’m not judging.

    Ugly: Eddie Trunk aka a less knowledgeable version of me.

    • Señor Jefe El Rossover

      Your good is quite good.

      • more beer

        His bad sucks though. There is no way I would pay 50 bucks to meet anyone.

        • Sid Vicious Promos

          I wish it wasnt expensive. I’d love to meet him.

        • Señor Jefe El Rossover

          Just to meet someone? Not 50. Now, if there was a concert involved with that price, maybe.

          • more beer

            Exactly it’s like paying to share the air they breathe.

          • Sid Vicious Promos

            It’s at an independent wrestling event. I met the real Kevin Nash and got a signed promo photo and a picture with him for 30 dollars with the same company.

          • Señor Jefe El Rossover

            I mean that if 50 bucks got you into the show and a meet and greet, it wouldn’t be bad. But 50 on top of a ticket price, nah. That’s why i hardly go meet actors/celebrities when I go to comic conventions.

          • Sid Vicious Promos

            It’s 50 on top or you can buy a ticket and that package for 100 dollars.

          • JWG79

            ‘the real Kevin Nash’ as opposed to the fake one?

            …wait. Somewhere in the depths of my memory I’m recalling there actually was a ‘fake’ one once. Never mind.

  • Waynecro

    Good: I just got a raise and promotion, and the new seasons of [REDACTED BECAUSE ANIME] and [REDACTED BECAUSE ANIME] start tomorrow.
    Bad: Although I’m very thankful for the raise and promotion, they do little to address the problems that create hundreds of hours of unpaid overtime for me.
    Ugly: Migraines in general and lifting weights with a migraine in particular.

    • Rain Poncho W.

      part of your good is bad tho

      • Waynecro

        That’s just, like, your opinion, man.

    • Señor Jefe El Rossover

      Congrats on the raise and promotion even though you have unpaid OT which sucks bad. Headaches sucks bad too.

      Any new pests in the house? Or are you all clear?

      • Waynecro

        Thanks! The raise is definitely good news, because I’m paying for the bulk of household expenses these days. I’ve had to cut costs here and there lately, and now I have to worry a little less. Unless you count the cable tech who’s coming Monday to work on my phone line, no, no new pests.

        • more beer

          More money is always good.

          • Waynecro

            I’m certainly not working so much for my health and personal enjoyment.

          • more beer

            Fuck no.Neither am I. I work because the alternative is being a bum. Which is a lifestyle I don’t want to partake in.

          • Good, if you join that group in the alley below my place we’ll have problems.

          • more beer

            Come on do you really see that happening?

          • No sir. You are pretty well established. Cheers

          • more beer

            As you will be as well.

        • Señor Jefe El Rossover

          Less worry is always good.

          Right on, Necrohouse holding strong.

          • Waynecro

            Necrohouse. Dude, I like that! I’m going to call it that from now on.

          • Señor Jefe El Rossover

            Find a welder to make a sign you can hang above your door!!

          • Waynecro

            In the meantime, I’ll paint the word in blood above my door.

          • Señor Jefe El Rossover

            Naturally!

    • Fuck lifting weights with a migraine. I get migraines all the time and I find it way easier to spend those workouts running on the treadmill instead – must be some kind of endorphin thing for me because I don’t feel my headaches all that much while I’m running.

      • Waynecro

        I think you’re right about endorphins. The pain from a migraine usually subsides a bit after a few sets. It still hurts a lot but certainly not as much.

        • Doom Scientist

          I’m lucky I could even stand on my feet with a migraine, so glad I don’t get those anymore.

          • Waynecro

            Migraines are really a drag, but I’ve gotten pretty used to them in the last decade. They only bother me a lot when I’m trying to work out.

          • Doom Scientist

            Once I quit tobacco, they vanished.

  • CyberneticOrganism

    GOOD: Moving forward on house stuff after taking a break because the last thing we did was a huge pain in the ass.

    BAD: Fuck everything related to taxes, all of it.

    UGLY: The early 90s wallpaper I have to take down. Also your face. And mine.

  • Óðinn
  • Doom Scientist

    Bruce Dickinson GETS IT. Art & Culture matters. Small clubs do too!
    http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/iron-maiden-singer-condemns-closure-of-small-music-venues-in-u-k/

    • more beer

      The same thing is happening here. we are going to lose an awesome DIY space to gentrification probably within the next year.

  • Freedom Jew

    Good: it’s the end of March and I took the windows and doors off of my Jeep.

    Bad: Mrs. Freedom Jew is in the hospital for the night after having two vertebrae fused. Shabbos was made under trying conditions, so that’s a good.

    Ugly: My crazy neighbor was blasting the Eagles from his garage while he was cleaning it out. In a condo neighborhood that’s like a canyon. I called security because he’s batshit crazy and I refuse to engage with him after I saw him dress down the UPS guy for 20 minutes for delivering a package at 12:15 when it was guaranteed by noon.

    • Señor Jefe El Rossover

      Take me for a ride in your jeep.

      • Freedom Jew

        I don’t know if you can handle that awesomeness.

        • Señor Jefe El Rossover

          I think I can.

  • GOOD: Made it through the first week at the new job. A bunch of good metal released today. I saw Power Trip this past Tuesday with More Beer. I have good beer here. The new workplace provides bagels on Friday. So on and so forth..

    BAD: Flip side is that it was a rough week at the new job. Managing stress and not relapsing into workaholism may be a challenge.

    UGLY: A world in which the risk of workaholism is considered an actual problem. Kellyanne Conway.

    • more beer

      Just don’t take work home with you. Other than your freelance stuff.

  • Sid Vicious Promos

    So tomorrow is April Fools day and I need to find a joke to play on my one friend. What’s a good joke to play on her that isn’t too awful?

    • Doom Scientist

      Tell her the condom broke? ^_^

      • more beer

        That’s only good if he has had sex with her.

        • Doom Scientist

          Just the first retort I thought of regardless of who posted it. I’m sure JJD will be along soon to say “KJM plz! I’m not that kind of guy.”

          • more beer

            Well his ugly almost every week is his love life.

    • Hans Copronym

      Misplace her mobile phone – a minor inconvenience guaranteed to have you both in stitches! April Fools is such fun!

      • Hans, you have got to be one of the funniest people as of late!

  • Doom Scientist

    Oh, I also wore my looser fitting 36″ waist jeans for about the 2nd time in 6 years. I’d say about 2-4 more weeks of stepper routines should get me right where I want to be. Progress!

    • Señor Jefe El Rossover

      Bad ass, my man

      • Doom Scientist

        It helps that one of my bp meds is a powerful diuretic. I retain almost no water weight now.

        • Señor Jefe El Rossover

          Be that as it may, you getting on that stepper is doing the most good in the situation. I’m happy for you

          • Doom Scientist

            Thanks! Stepping, walking, and bicycling are where the real work happens.

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  • Ashley Gilbertson

    So, off topic, I wanted to contact you about a thing… I need some advice about something you wrote about a while ago. How can I get in touch?