Flush it Friday: DO THE COCKROACH MOSH!!!!!!

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It is Friday. Instead of going out and crowdkilling like a mook, allow me to offer an alternative: perhaps do the cockroach mosh?

Are you tired of going into the pit day in and day out just to catch an elbow to the side of the ear? Has a sweaty fat guy ever ruptured seven of your vertebrae by crowdsurfing on your neck? Are you sick of dealing with cerebral hemorrhage due to out of control crowdkilling? There’s just got to be a better way.

Thankfully, Japanese brutal death metal band Viscera Infest have a solution for your unsatisfying moshing misadventures. If you’ve had enough of catching hamsandwich fists from camo-short’ed assholes and you wanna bring a little fun into a super srs pit, skip to 22:59 in the video below. Together, we can do the cockroach mosh.

It’s Friday and the floor is yours, so use it to lie on your back and kick your arms and legs in the air like a dying insect. We’ll see you tomorrow.

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  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    It’s fukking 70 in February in New England. The end is nigh

    • Brock Samson

      It’s 50 in Phoenix right now, what’s going on?

      • pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico

        You know that last Cattle Decap album’s lyrics? That.

    • more beer

      It has been like that all month in Colorado. Cold the last 2 days and then right back to warm next week.

    • tigeraid

      15 (Celsius, you plebs) and sunny here. Fucking bizarre.

      But remember, the planet’s doing fine. Throw another shovel of coal on the fire!

      • more beer

        You might as well be speaking Chinese.

    • pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico

      Every I sold shit to yesterday was like “isn’t it beautiful out?”, and I was thinking no, it’s very unsettling that it’s 65 degrees in February. I can taste the soylent green in our future already.

  • Brock Samson

    Good: saw Woundvac and Take Over And Destroy last night at a free show.

    Bad: the two other bands that played the show were horrible.

    Ugly: having to wake up at 4 this morning for work after attending a late show.

  • Señor Jefe El Rosa

    I’m gonna do this tonight while I listen to the new Power Trip album.

    Which absolutely SLAYS, by the way.

    • more beer

      It really does. I listened to it this morning.

      • Rain Poncho W.

        I’m jamming it right now. Currently on “If Not Us Then Who”

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        I’m on my 3rd listen so far, hahaha

        • more beer

          But Immolation also came out today. Since I am seeing them tomorrow. I should listen to that a few times.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            A wise plan!

          • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

            I’m listening to it right now. The fact that I had to drive all around town looking for a copy makes it even more satisfying

          • more beer

            It is damn good.

    • Ive been listening to a hardcore band with a power metal name all day and it’s dope AF.

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        Hahaha! Are you saying Power Trip sounds Power metal-y or is there another?

  • Rain Poncho W.

    It wasn’t a fat, sweaty dude. It was a bigger gal. Same result. Broken neck.

    • Howard Dean
      • Rain Poncho W.

        This gif cuts off far too soon.

        • Howard Dean

          I know it. We need a wider angle and a longer loop. I want to see this James Hetfield wannabe hit the wood chips.

        • pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico

          The gif-maker wanted to leave you in suspense.

  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

    Can we talk about how hard Corrupted slays?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaKy_mEGiBU

  • Howard Dean

    Moshing and moshpits are stupid. I’ve honestly never understood it.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Lame-o

    • Dave Vincent’s Perm
    • pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico

      People want to beat the shit out of people, but can’t because lawsuits. So moshing and sports like hockey are a thing.

      • Howard Dean

        Contact sports (hockey, football, rugby, martial arts, etc) are great. Shoving a bunch of smelly metalheads whilst simulatenously avoiding the fists and feet of basket cases and loose cannons who get off on attacking random people is stupid.

        If people volitionally choose to do it, I won’t stop them. I just think it’s stupid. Want to beat someone up? Start sparring at the local gym.

        • OK gramps

          • Howard Dean

            I admit that I have the personality and temperament of a grandfather. I should’ve died fighting in the Korean War or something.

          • EsusMoose

            Good thing there’s black friday to allow for a fitting death for a grandpa

          • pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico

            Walker on home boy.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            “Get over here n’ spar with me, you barley stalk-thin rube! Or have ya got the polio?”

            https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/76/KidLavigne.jpg

        • more beer

          As an old guy. I do not approve.

        • Vault Dweller

          We all got our lines. Mine: Emo/hardcore dancing, with the punching and spin kicks. That shit is stupid and I wish physical suffering on all who do it.

          Moshing in general, I’m cool with that. Throwing strikes? Nah.

    • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

      I only like moshpits when they involve handcrafted knives and golden brass knuckles. Violence should come with a pinch of class.

      http://www.weapons-universe.com/Brass_Knuckles/Navy_Knuckles-Large-Gold.jpg

      • more beer

        Now I am very unhappy. I was not issued a set of these. When I was in the navy.

    • I’ve been in my fair share of pits and never once got into a scuffle. Pretty simple to do – identify idiots, stay away from them and you’re in the clear. Most peeps are pretty civil and will pick you up if you get knocked down. I’d also make a point to do the same if I saw someone fall down. Pit Etiquette 101.

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        I saw a pit come to a complete halt when some dude dropped his glasses, we all helped find them and then commenced back to the moshing.

        • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

          I have seen that happen as well, several times. Same thing with wallets and cellphones

      • Howard Dean

        I know most of the peeps in pits are civil, and it’s usually just a handful of those typical Tommy Tough-Guy types who are out to prove how extreme and tough they are (by sucker-punching random people). Beyond those wannabe sociopaths, though, I’ve just never felt the need to mosh or really understood what it does for people. I’m not saying people shouldn’t mosh if they want to. I’m just saying that I’ve always thought the practice was kind of stupid.

        • Waynecro

          I’ve never been into moshing simply because I want to concentrate on watching the band play when I actually leave my house to go to a show. I thrash around to albums at home by myself.

          • Howard Dean

            Totally with you on that.

        • You haven’t lived til you’ve spinkicked and windmilled to the hardest breakdown ever!

    • Doom Scientist

      Not my thing.

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    Bad: when you see a dank af BC Rich NJ model but it has that stupid fancy floyd bridge that only takes special strings

    • EsusMoose

      BC Rich ist bad, but so are floyd rose bridges

      • Dave Vincent’s Perm

        I willl admit that the vast majority of BC Rich guitars might as well be made of sawdust.

      • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

        I have a BC Rich Ironbird. Its an okay guitar, sounds good, but the neck dive is horrible. It’s almost unplayable when I’m standing up

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          Ironbird>>>>>>>>>>>

          • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

            I bought it because I thought it would make me look like Trey Azagthoth. I haven’t played it in ages. Now my Gibson Flying V is my main guitar https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a64c34eab65dcb4ccfc511e52c92ef0f97439c818d975bb55b9ec12d30b570e8.png

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            I just want to look like Abbath.

            KILLER! Is that particular one yours?

          • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

            Yup, that one is mine. Its a 2008 model (I think) that I bought used a few years ago at Bizarre Guitar in Phoenix. I’d advise against buying a brand new Gibson, though. Their quality control has gone to shit

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Most excellent guitar and an awesome collection, i might add!

            I don’t think I’ll be buying a new guitar any time soon but if i did itd probably be used

          • Doom Scientist

            Did you steal this from Rudy Schenker? ^_^

          • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

            Hahaha, good observation. For a while I thought about putting a silver pickguard and truss rod cover to make it a Raider guitar (silver and black) but eventually decided against it because the black with white look is a classic and I shouldn’t fuck with it

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            I’d be happy to take it off your hands. Especially if it’s white.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      You mean that stupid speed loader system or whatever the fuck it was called?

      http://i787.photobucket.com/albums/yy152/abracadaver-666/IMG_1062.jpg

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        Ew

      • This is offensive

      • Dave Vincent’s Perm

        Yeah. I also fucking hate that headstock on warlocks, straight headstock or gtfo
        http://www.bass-guitar-museum.com/uploads/bass/4/170132421030-4.jpg

        • CyberneticOrganism

          Always wanted one of those to sand down and crudely spraypaint everything black

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            I think I’ll still be searching for a red warlock bass with the pointy straight headstock when I’m fucking 80.

      • Waynecro

        The dreaded butt headstock.

        • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

          I used to think that headstock shape was the coolest ever. Then I turned 15

          • Waynecro

            I appreciate the symmetry, but I can’t not see that butt print.

          • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

            Do they even maintain good tuning stability with such a weird shape?

          • Waynecro

            I would hope that the company wouldn’t produce a headstock that causes tuning problems.

        • Hans Moleman

          Could be a ballsack tho. Not that that helps.

    • The Tetrachord of Archytas

      This haunting image from my childhood sums up my impression of BC Rich

      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9dc30e223f408fa3b8c6395c9bcbc68201116e00db7352eab1cf70b72ffc0be7.jpg

  • EsusMoose

    Joe’s a Weeb

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    Also bad: somebody here got killed when a piece of metal hit them in the side of the head carried by 100mph winds.

    • Rain Poncho W.

      Holy crap

      • Joaquin Stick

        Here in the US, the winds just fuck up our former Presidents’ ponchos.

        • Rain Poncho W.

          You ever tried to put one of these things on before?

        • Rain Poncho W.
          • Howard Dean

            Dubz looking more and more like George H.W. c. 1992. Time marches on.

          • EsusMoose

            Was going to say, he looks old and dying

          • Rain Poncho W.

            You fools are stuck with me for a while yet.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            I’d totally go fishing with W.

          • Rain Poncho W.

            Pretty sure he (I?) lives in DFW. Hell, that picture may be from Lake Grapevine.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            No shit? I’ll be damned

          • more beer

            Just don’t go hunting with him. He will bring Cheney. It will end badly.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Brutal.

          • Rain Poncho W.

            At least part of the time. There is the ranch in Crawford…

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            I thought that was actually his full time home.

          • Rain Poncho W.

            I (he? [this is getting hard]) alternates between the ranch and the metroplex.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            I did not know that! You (am i doing this right?) And I should hang out next time you’re (right?) Here.

          • Rain Poncho W.

            Hahahaha sure

      • more beer

        Here i saw this the other day fucking brutal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OGPq0yQcjk

        • Rain Poncho W.

          Hell! That poor dude. That tire just came out of nowhere.

          • more beer

            He lived. But they said they couldn’t locate the car it came from. I was sitting outside my house one Sunday morning when I lived on Lead In Albuquerque. When a tire came rolling thru our yard. But no one got hit by it.

          • Rain Poncho W.

            Talk about a perfect storm of statistically improbable events. yeesh!

          • more beer

            No doubt.

        • Howard Dean

          Done-zo. Goodnight forever to that dude. Horribly unlucky to be right there at that moment.

          • more beer

            Fractured skull.. But alive.

          • Howard Dean

            That’s incredible that he lived. Thought for sure he was dead.

          • more beer

            I know. Since he really got quite a shot to the head. Plus just how quickly he went down. That is one lucky guy.

        • Depechemodeisgangsta

          There is a time and place for everything, even for getting hit on head with a tire.
          What were the odd of that? 1 out 1,000,000 billions

          • more beer

            Astronomical.

    • EsusMoose

      If you can dodge a wrench going at 100mph you can dodge a ball

  • JWG79

    Good, for reasons possibly lost on persons not raised in Canada during the 90’s:

    Of course, given the high likelihood that Twitter will self-immolate some time this year, the fact that I’m starting to attract some seriously high-profile (Canadian) followers may be irrelevant by this time next year.

    • Rick Chard

      You haven’t lived till you get followed by Rick the Temp.

      • JWG79

        I’d be more surprised were it Bill Welychka.

  • pneumonoultramicroscopicsilico

    I can’t roach mosh to this, but it’s so catchy I can’t stop listening. If you like uncomfortable, weird, art rock-spiced electronic music, this is for you.

    https://noisey.vice.com/en_us/article/stream-xiu-xius-confounding-new-lp-forget

  • EsusMoose

    Good: liquor store got a delivery of some beer from Off Color brewing co. Thought it was a fresh batch, but I guess they were bottled a little bit ago, so hopefully they’re still good.
    Bad: Just is
    Ugly: Weather.

  • Eliza

    As I’m writing this, it 11:30 pm and I’m not at all tired, but I should be sleeping as I must study tomorrow for a contest on Sunday. Anyways, have a nice weekend, everyone.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Contest? Do tell!

      • Eliza

        It’s based around Latin grammar. What I have to do is translate a text from Latin to Romanian and another one the other way around, using a dictionary. There are usually some grammar exercises as well.

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          Oh, wow! The best of luck to you, Eliza!

        • CyberneticOrganism

          That will take some serious braining. Good luck.

  • PSA: Dollar sale is going on this weekend at Twin Liquor if you are a person that lives near a Twin Liquor. I just stocked my bar for the next 6 months.
    #sponsoredcontent

    • EsusMoose

      Nearest one is 945.1 miles away, brb

    • sweetooth0

      whoa! None of those up here in the great white north.

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      so much for that site redesign budget eh?

      • Exactly. I suppose I’ll have comfort myself somehow. Maybe with several gallons of whiskey.

        • EsusMoose

          Exact what type of whiskey do you get for fairly cheap? Rebranded motor oil and paint thinner?

          • I picked up (among a variety of shit) 1.75L of Tullamore Dew for $30.

          • EsusMoose

            hmm I haven’t ever looked at that but I feel like my state would gouge me on taxes for that

          • Black Smallbeard

            dang thats a pretty good deal

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Dollar sale?!

  • sweetooth0

    GOOD: got my tix for the Black Mourning Light fest coming this October. Got a nice little package in the mail from discogs last night. Scored the Arrow release of Hills Have Eyes from the closing down HMV at 25% off. It’s fucking FRIDAY!

    BAD: I got the wrong CD in my package, but the correct CD booklet and tray. Happily the seller is sending me the correct disc in the mail no charge, so that’s cool.

    UGLY: there is an all you can eat perogi thing in my city at one of the ukrainian churches or something. It is highly probably we will end up there, and then it is highly likely I will eat an inhuman amount of perogies.

    • Rain Poncho W.

      I have unsuccessfully tried to get my wife on the perogi train. Man do I love perogis. I smother them in salsa.

      • sweetooth0

        This may sound vile, but I actually like them dipped in apple sauce (depending on the filling of course). My favorite is mushroom gravy though.

        • Rain Poncho W.

          That doesn’t weird me out as much as you might think.

          • sweetooth0

            apple sauce is highly underrated as a sauce and dip.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Backed

      • EsusMoose

        Mixing eastern european food and mexican food sounds like a match made in terrible hell

        • Rain Poncho W.

          Well, you did see that picture of me down there. Live hard, I guess.

      • Guacamole Jim

        Butter and sour cream for me, though salsa is delicious. Also, I’m a little disappointed in Dr. Mrs. Dubya.

        • Rain Poncho W.

          Maybe she hasn’t had a good, genuine perogi yet. Eastern European food isn’t exactly abundant here.

    • Guacamole Jim

      Proper Ukrainian perogies >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

      • sweetooth0

        ya. And the GF is from Ukrainian decent so she’s looking forward to some proper baba’s perogies

        • Waynecro

          My dad’s side of the family is from Poland, so I’m most familiar with Polish pierogies. Granny used to make huge batches of those delicious sumbitches when she’d visit.

          • EsusMoose

            There’s a difference?

          • Waynecro

            Probably minor differences. Such traditional foods tend to vary regionally.

  • Rick Chard

    Lil Wayne after drinking the sizzurp or whatever the fuck it’s called.

  • Good: the fam won’t be home when I arrive back from work so I can run around naked if I want for a bit.
    Bad: Can’t decide on what to have for dinner
    Ugly: Don

    • EsusMoose

      *Imaginary finland word for staying at home drinking pantsless here*

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        The best word

        • The Mighty Thorange

          It actually is a word! “Kalsarikännit”!

          • EsusMoose

            Was kinda the joke, but teaching the filthy masses is always a plus

          • The Mighty Thorange

            Bringing education to the proletariat is what I do best! Although I only know that word because some Finnish dude taught me that word at an Ensiferum gig.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            That’s the one! I thanked Karhu for the word when Vladimir showed it to me.

          • Sir Ukkometso The Based

            You’re not allowed to use that word. That’s our word!

          • more beer

            You live in a make believe land. You have no words!

          • The Mighty Thorange

            What can I say. I’m a fan of cultural appropriation!

          • Sir Ukkometso The Based
          • The Mighty Thorange

            I don’t speak the language I’m afraid but am I right in saying that this is based off of Lalli?

          • Sir Ukkometso The Based

            Yes. It also be a warning. U stel frm us agan an we hit u wit ax.

          • The Mighty Thorange

            And I will be waiting. With my trusty claymore in hand! We will settle this as men of honour!

          • Sir Ukkometso The Based

            Boy, you won’t see me coming. The Finnish skin is so pale you can’t see me in the snow.

          • The Mighty Thorange

            And i am a ginger Scotsman. It’s not woad we wear at all, it’s because our skin is so white, it’s fucking blue!

          • The Mighty Thorange

            Also, Finland gets more sun than Scotland. You won’t see me because I will be shrouded in mists, fog and rain.

          • more beer

            If it was me I would use this type of claymore. This will also help with the not being able to see him part. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6364857f5ea23923b37332233b0d3956312eeed1686a51b6a38bdeba6e82e6bc.jpg

          • The Mighty Thorange

            Sorry, but I am a man of honour. Those are not claymores for honourable combat.

          • Black Smallbeard

            honor is for the dead

          • The Mighty Thorange

            It’s all I have!

          • more beer

            Sure they are. Plus you can eat Haggis and drink Scotch. While he is blowing himself up. Besides do you think he is going to fight honorably?

          • The Mighty Thorange

            Good point. He can blow up and I can eat sheep guts and get pished on the finest drink to grace this earth.

          • more beer

            You see it is a win win situation. You may have to clean up some bird parts. But that just comes with the territory.

      • Must consult a certain Finnish bear for the appropriate terminology.

  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

    Good: I guess it’s weekend?

    Bad: YOU PEOPLE DON’T WANNA TALK CORRUPTED!!!

    Ugly: Tomorrow it’s carnival in my town. Please kill me.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Two words: POWER TRIP

      • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

        Haven’t jammed that one yet. Because if I’m on a one-band-only-binge nothing’s gonna stop that. Those vocals dude…THOSE VOCALS!!!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9V5zl6t7gw

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          Oh damn, you right!

      • EsusMoose

        Oh hey that did get released today, will jam later when I’m doing more than drinking beer on a futon

  • The Mighty Thorange

    Good: Snowed so much yesterday that my lecturer got snowed in so class was cancelled. Got to lie in bed until the afternoon. Scotland play Wales in 6 Nations tomorrow so hopefully we win that. Either way I get to go to the pub and drink beer.
    Bad: Stress from Uni work.
    Ugly: The amount of work I have to do.
    Metal: Check this awesome Dutch proggy/atmospheric black metal band out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2d5ggwMbL8

  • Waynecro

    Good: Viscera Infest
    Bad: Being a rodent this week. The guys who bee proofed my house found evidence of rats in the attic and set traps for the poor bastards, and my dog dug up a stinky dead gopher, which probably drowned during the recent rainstorm.
    Ugly: Work

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      Bees, now rats? Geez whiz dude!

      • Waynecro

        At least the rats weren’t swarming in my living room.

        • Rain Poncho W.

          You’re experiencing a viscera infest yourself.

          • Waynecro

            *mind blown*

        • more beer

          How do you know? They don’t tend to come out until you are sleeping. Also rats and mice don’t run through the middle of the room for the most part. They try and stay along walls. So set traps along the walls.

          • Waynecro

            OK, then, at least I never noticed a swarm of rats in my living room. I used to have pet rats, and I’m pretty fond of rodents in general. Too bad there’s no way to ask the rats to leave.

          • more beer

            No you have to kill them. There is also the Bubonic Plague thing. Which does still exist. I would make the pest control guys bait the hell out of your attic. Just keep your dog out of there.

          • Waynecro

            Yeah, they trapped the shit out of the attic. And the house is now so thoroughly sealed that new rodents will have to work a lot harder to get in.

          • more beer

            Personally I would go with poisoning them. That is what we used to do when I briefly did pest control.

          • Waynecro

            The service comes with a warranty. If rats or bees get into the house again in the next three years, the company will deal with it for no additional fee.

          • more beer

            Did they plug any holes you may have had with steel wool? They won’t try and get thru that stuff.

          • Waynecro

            Yeah. They did a really thorough job. We used to have tall trees along the side of the house, which critters could have used to get onto the roof. I had those trees removed a while ago, and now the house is all sealed up. We should be good for a while at least.

          • more beer

            That’s cool.

          • Black Smallbeard

            just get a kitty. never once seen a mouse or rat around my house

          • more beer

            I find dead mice outside of my house all the time. My cat likes for us to see the death he brings to rodents.

          • GoatForest

            “I am the taker of lives!”

          • more beer

            I approve.

        • GoatForest

          I had to deal with a swarm of wasps the day before yesterday. They had infested the attic I was working in.

    • I found a dead bat in my basement once, that’s all I got.

    • atchdav

      Could be worse. I found evidence that a black bear was on my back deck last night https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9a4731576f24457f228573d75bb1f2a234b87782605d5e03d75acbec361125bb.jpg

  • Depechemodeisgangsta

    Going to try to catch the movie Moonlight tonight, is a Miami movie, so got to support the talent, even tho the topic is a heavy one.
    Thinking about going tomorrow show, Sick of it All, not a big fan of the band, but the show is closed to just Uber it.

    • more beer

      Sick of it All are one the best live bands ever. They bring so much energy every time they play.

      • Depechemodeisgangsta

        Not a big fan of them, but i might go, since you said that they bring it live.

        • more beer

          Oh they fuckin bring it.

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          more beer is an expert on the subject

          • more beer

            Thanks Jefe!

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            Just stating facts!

    • Sick of It All is great live. Brush up on the lyrics so you can sing along with the rest of the crowd.

  • Commander Shephard

    Good: Metal music is good, yes very good, there’s a lot of it coming out

    Bad: Doing so much overtime i forgot what day it is.

    Ugly: The amount of time between now and Mass Effect Andromeda.

    • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

      Playing as female Shepard >>>>>> playing as male Shepard

      • Commander Shephard

        It’s like night and day. Jennifer Hale is so fucking good.

        • Rain Poncho W.

          Fun fact: Jennifer Hale voiced Felicia Hardy on the old Fox Kids Spider-Man series, Jessie Bannon on the Real Adventures of Johnny Quest, Naomi Hunter on Metal gear Solid, and Samus Aran on Metroid Prime.

          She’s one of the best around.

          • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

            I find it funny that they hired a pretty renown voice actress to do nothing but grunts in Metroid Prime

          • Rain Poncho W.

            Yah, a little wasted in that game.

          • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

            At least she didn’t soil her reputation by voicing Samus in Other M

          • Rain Poncho W.

            :/

          • Commander Shephard

            I didn’t know that damn. She’s also the voice of a character in Bioshock Infinite.

          • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

            She also voiced a character in The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy. I learned to speak English from that cartoon

        • The Mighty Thorange

          Andromeda looks so good! Unfortunately I have made the decision not to get it until I finish writing my dissertation. Otherwise I will get nothing done.

    • The Tetrachord of Archytas

      its not like you’re gonna be in Andromeda anyway

      • Commander Shephard

        That’s the best part, I get to make someone else suffer through multiple bullet wounds and a developing medi gel addiction for once!

  • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

    Good: The new Immolation album

    Bad: Insomnia. I got like 2 hours sleep last night

    Ugly: This song is stuck in my head and I can’t get it out

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFrmapGCuhs

  • Black Smallbeard

    Good: Lots of records came in today. Should have a pretty big check come next week, well over 50 hours after tomorrow. Can already tell new gym equipment will push me to new levels of swole

    Bad: Big Fuzz health still indeterminate.

    Ugly: 70+°F at the end of February.

    Metal: https://youtu.be/F_NARRYjBDw

    • Doom Scientist

      Fuzzzzz

  • The Tetrachord of Archytas

    Good: Got the afternoon to record and the evening to drink beer and play games with friends. Also I’ve been getting all my physical media that I got through bandcamp on their ACLU day this week so that’s exciting

    Bad: Chronic Shoulder joint mobility from my injury last year. I can pretty much handle most types of lifting and exercise except snatches and anything but strict pull ups, but its random movements and mundane tasks that make it pop around and such. Major morale killer

    Ugly: Deep cleaned my brother and I’s shower today. Long overdue

  • Sir Ukkometso The Based

    Gööd: saw Kairon; IRSE! and Hexvessel idag. New Ulver album coming this april and Kayo Dot’s Hubardo is getting a vinyl reissue.

  • CyberneticOrganism
  • Sid Vicious Promos

    Good: Seeing Carnifex on Wednesday, Todd Rundgren is coming to my area.

    Bad: It’s almost lent which means no meat on Fridays.

    Ugly: my love life

    • Sir Ukkometso The Based

      Get yourself together, man. Move to Philly. Buy a loft. Start a noise band. Get six or seven roomates. Eat hummus with them. Book some gigs. Paint. Smoke cloves. Listen to Animal Collective. Start some type of salsa company.

      • more beer

        That is possibly the worst advice in the history of advice.

        • Doom Scientist

          Confirmed. The hummus and painting are the only good ideas there.

          • Black Smallbeard

            i like a good hot salsa, though :/

          • more beer

            Come on he consider salsa those things that come in those little packages like ketchup.That come from that Mexican American fast food chain.

          • Black Smallbeard

            its a shame when a good salsa is so easy to make. tomatoes, onion, cilantro, pepper(s), salt. ezmode.

          • more beer

            Look who we are talking about. The kid lives on fast food and microwave food.

          • Doom Scientist

            Me too actually.

          • more beer

            He already lives in Poughkeepsie. So it isn’t like moving to Philly is an improvement. All the rest is just stupid.

      • Sid Vicious Promos

        I do like hummus but im not interested in starting a noise band in Philly.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          If you like hummus, you HAVE to.

        • Doom Scientist

          If properly made, garlic hummus is excellent.

        • Sir Ukkometso The Based

          Then you can’t get yourself together.

    • Doom Scientist

      Just make sure you get that meat in on Thursday and Saturday. Fish is good though.

      • Sid Vicious Promos

        I can’t eat meat on Ash Wednesday either but I’ll probably just have fish before I go to the show I’m going to.

    • more beer

      Eat White Castle on Fridays. 100% not meat. Pete Steele said so at a Carnivore show I was at in like 86. When he was told to not throw raw meat around L’amour anymore. So he threw those instead. So that has to mean they aren’t meat.

      • Sid Vicious Promos

        I do love White Castle but I have to eat the frozen ones as there’s not a White Castle in Poughkeepsie.

        • more beer

          There is one on South Broadway in Yonkers. But that is a neighborhood you probably wouldn’t want to go to.

    • Hans Moleman

      Someone get JJD laid ASAP.

      • Sid Vicious Promos

        Hopefully that happens soon

  • more beer

    Not a cockroach but a louse. Which are equally disgusting insects. Piojos. https://piojos.bandcamp.com/album/fuck-everyone-in-pueblo

  • CyberneticOrganism

    GOOD: Very happy with my gear setup lately, loving the few dependable pedals I have.

    BAD: The return of the freezing winds. No more 65 degrees in February.

    UGLY: Humanity.

    http://68.media.tumblr.com/36b818299c45284f8272ceebbcb32234/tumblr_olizz0hnuP1tqyfuro1_500.gif

  • Hans Moleman

    Good: Finally seeing Wormrot on Monday.

  • Taylor

    Good: the warm nights are good for sleeping outside. Also, I made a batch of chocolate cupcakes with cream cheese frosting.
    Bad: while half of me is enjoying the warm, the other half is dying on the inside because of global warming
    Ugly: the amount of leftover cream cheese frosting that is currently sitting in my fridge.

  • GoatForest

    Well, that was unique…

  • J.R.™

    Home alone! Laundry! Computer games! Alone!

    alone 🙁

    Flush on!