Flush It Friday: Capybara GIF Edition

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Capybara sauna day

Look man, I’m pretty pressed for time right now. I’m trying to get all of my shit together because I’m leaving Saturday morning to spend a week camping in Puerto Rico. Dubya is your man in charge. Please enjoy these capybara GIFs and I’ll biznitch you later, skater.

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  • Dubs

    Joe, I forbid you from getting shipwrecked on an island for five years only for you to return miraculously in order to pursue a life of lonely vigilantism.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    I wrote a story about a capybara in 5th grade.

    Good: Christmas is coming, my jobs

    Bad: I feel lonely

    Ugly: the amount of mass shootings in the US.

    • ┼yree

      What color is the brown capybara?

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        Brown.

        • Dubs

          JANITOR JIM DUGGAN, YOU HAVE FAILED THIS TOILET!

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I don’t know colors!

          • Stanley

            Arrow just gets stupider and stupider.

          • Dubs

            I liked the first season. The third gotta pretty whack.

          • Stanley

            First was quite good. I’m halfway through two and it’s just dumb. But I keep watching cos I’m dumb too.

          • Dubs

            I wanted to see a resolution with Slade, but everything going on with Laurel was annoying.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I just can’t do DC related stuff.

          • Stanley

            DC?

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Arrow? DC Comics? The TV show? That’s what you’re talking about, right?

          • Stanley

            Arrow, yes. It just showed up on Netflix. I don’t know anything about DC, though. I think Daredevil was the first thing I watched and then Netflix commanded me to watch Arrow because it thinks I’m a nerd.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Daredevil = Marvel, therefore awesome
            Arrow = DC, therefore blecch

          • Stanley

            Huh. I must admit that Daredevil was much better. I thought these things were all the same but I guess not. Thank you for the schooling.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Always glad to help. Have you watched Jessica Jones yet? If not, do so.

          • Stanley

            Nope. Not heard of it. Is it on Netflix? (I can check myself I guess).

          • Stanley

            Yep. It’s on. I just added it to the queue. I’m going back and forth between Arrow and River right now. Arrow can easily get the boot though. If you like crime drama, River is pretty good.

          • Boss the Ross

            On episode 11, will probably finish tonight

          • JWEG

            I don’t know. Apparently the Flash is decent and Arrow has grown on a lot of people. Mind you, I gather that only through the dudes at “Reviews on the Run”, nit personal viewing.

            …And since gaming left me a generation out of pace I only watch that program (or EP Daily) for Marissa Roberto anyway.

          • Boss the Ross

            The Flash is good

          • Boss the Ross

            I agree that arrow is blecch, but not because it’s DC, blame Warner Bros and all the stupid shit that takes care of DC movies and shows.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            DC = shit
            Marvel = shittiest shitty shit that ever was shat

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Anus = smelly poo
            Tapir = smelliest poop that was ever pooped.

          • ┼yree

            Demonic Christ

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Devil Comix!

          • Dubs

            Not your daddy’s comics.

          • ┼yree

            Haha! Demonic Christ is actually a femaled fronted black metal band.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzKfRwXraSc

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Misread that as DP.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            You would.
            Besides, unless another woman is involved, that’s a no go too.

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            A mouth’s a mouth

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Who, me? Honest mistake! I keep things high brow and classy, always.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            NO I HAVE NOT! GOOD DAY SIR!

        • Salvador Dalí Lama

          WRONG. It’s Swiss coffee. Get your pallets right.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I don’t know what a pallet is!

          • Dubs
          • ┼yree

            Those burn really well. We stacked a bunch up these up years back and holy hell was it an inferno!

          • Dubs

            Yah, I think that’s what the University used to always use in their bonfires.

          • ┼yree

            We disposed of a Christmas tree one year by pouring cooking oil over it and lighting it up. I have a picture somewhere of it, but I couldn’t get all of the flame in the frame because of how high it was. It must have been 20 feet high. I’m surprised we didn’t start a forest fire.

          • Dubs

            If you ever encounter a tumble weed, try setting that on fire. It’s pretty neat.

          • ┼yree

            POOF!

          • more beer

            I encountered one on I-25 in Albuquerque that was bigger than the truck I was driving.

          • Dubs
          • more beer

            No holy crap! That’s right over on Gibson. I used to date a girl who lived right near that gas station.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            You’d be surprised just how much movie studios pay for tumbleweeds. One lady in AZ became a multi-millionare doing that.

          • more beer

            When I was kid we used to set the old Christmas Trees at the city dump on fire Those things burned really well.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            That’s not a type of color!

          • ┼yree
          • Stanley

            That would make a good curry. All that’s missing is in an onion and an animal.

          • ┼yree

            True! Hey by the way I have not missed a day of running in over a month now. 3 miles every day and 5 miles on Sundays. It’s getting really cold though, plus snow. I may have to sign up with a gym.

          • Stanley

            Good man! There’s no such thing as bad weather, just bad clothing (said someone who lives where it’s 55-65 degrees all year round). Gym’s have there uses, but if at all possible I always go outside. I want to do this crazy race one year and somehow I’m gonna have to find a way to get acclimatized. Probably have to go up to the mountains to find some snow. You’d be perfectly suited though.

            Toilet trip to Siberia!

            http://www.baikal-marathon.org

          • Dubs

            It’s dipping into the 30s here when we go running.

          • ┼yree

            Yeah, the wind chill is the worst part though. I can deal with the cold, but goddamn that wind.

          • Dubs

            I live in the third windiest city in the country, so I feel ya.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            I’m from The Windy City, which is probably, well, the windiest in America.

          • Dubs
          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Well, it does get pretty windy over there. The reason it got that nickname though is because of the politicians.

          • Stanley

            You need to get some decent clothing. Gore has some excellent Windstopper fabric that keeps the wind out while letting the sweat get out. It’s not cheap though, but you can buy a few less records one month (not gonna happen, I know) and treat yourself. It’s your health!

          • ┼yree

            I have a gore windbreaker that I got when I was riding my bike during the winter but it’s starting to see it’s last days here. I guess for Christmas I’ll be treating my self to some Wool socks and Gore clothing.

          • Stanley
          • ┼yree

            Those prices! Haha. I may have to cut back on my record purchasing here. I know that shit works well though and I don’t want to feel cold during my runs (Not on the toilet) so…

          • Stanley

            In the past, I’ve tried looking around on other sites but Gore hardly ever discounts their stuff. Sign up on their mailing list and sometimes they’ll send you a discount code or let you know of an x% off sale.

          • ┼yree

            Yeah, you are in a prime spot for outdoor activity. I don’t ski or do much winter sport activity so it sort of sucks for me.

          • Stanley

            I don’t do the snowy stuff. I gave snowboarding a try a few years ago but I never got hooked. Also the drive up to Tahoe is a nightmare in the Winter.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Excellent.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Those are spices.

        • ┼yree
    • JWEG

      It’s not only sad that the President pretty much has a standard script now, but that he explicitly recognized it as such and (furthermore) that he can do pretty much nothing now except keep repeating from the same script.

  • ┼yree

    Good: It’s Friday as usual and I should have some records waiting on my porch when I get home. I found some really awesome distros this week that have some hard to find albums for a decent price (Links are below if you are interested). I may have bought more then I should have, Ooops. My death-grind band has a hometown show at the end of this month. I’m really looking forward to grinding it up and drinking some beers with some friends that I have not seen in a long time. Guess I’ll have to take the next day off from work. Also, I’m really thinking strongly about getting a dog. I need a big dummy to listen to metal records with at home.
    http://arcanealtar.bigcartel.com/
    http://www.theajnaoffensive.com/

    Bad: Goddamnit! Another mass shooting. Come on Murica get your shit together already you big dummies.

    Ugly: My temper. I realized I get really worked up about really stupid things. Yet another thing I need to work on.

  • KJM, Shake Zula

    Gonna go to Rockin’ Bob’s Music Shop tomorrow to get the input jack on the SG fixed. Message ends.

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      Cant fix at home?

  • Chigüires, man. They’re so chill.

    Chigüires are Joe’s spirit animal.

    http://www.trendolizer.com/images/334150.jpg

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      Aww.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Wook at dat fuzzy snoot

  • Salvador Dalí Lama

    How am I supposed to pretend my life is miserable, yet in the lens of a crumbling, materialistic, Western capitalist society it really is worse than that, when there are tons of happy Capybara gifs??

  • Dubs

    Capys are so chill they always have other animals sitting on them.

    http://animalssittingoncapybaras.tumblr.com/

  • Scrimm

    Good: Finally got the bands FB page and a track up. Should be getting a nice bag of green goodies a little later.
    Bad: Work, coworkers, and people living on your couch and contributing nothing while you are barely scraping by. Finally getting a raise, but it’s almost nothing.
    Ugly: Bills.

  • Hubert

    I approve

  • Could be good, could be bad, damned if I know: Getting way too much sleep because I stopped drinking coffee I think.
    Ugly: To make up for all the excess sleep, I’m going to get only three hours sleep tonight and care little about the reprecussions of that decision.

    • Lacertilian

      Too much sleep, does not compute.

  • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

    Good: had today off, work tomorrow, sunday off. Leg/shoulder day today. Grinded out levels and gonna get shwifty tonite.

    Bad: on the bud hunt. The odd situation where i have money but no supply.

    Ugly: tapir (not capy)

    Sidebar: Capy, the game developer makes one of my favorite puzzle games of all time
    http://www.capybaragames.com/tempblog2/wp-content/themes/citydreams/images/animationc.png

    • Super Brothers Sword & Sworcery EP, right right RIGHT?

      • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

        MIGHT AND MAGIC CLASH OF HEROES

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      Bud is plentiful and #RoxyLyfe is in full effect. Good Hunting!

      • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

        Something usually turns up

    • more beer

      Not being able to find bud sucks. Good luck on your quest for herb.

    • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

      ..

  • Good: family, friends, near of ending work for this year.

    Bad: anxiety.

    Ugly: the skin near my hand nails have tiny cuts and I don’t know why. Venezuelan elections for National Assembly this sunday. Your Daylight whatever hour change that makes me wait more for the new blog posts: stop screwing the time lapses, weird gringos.

    Excited for: running my first Dungeons and Dragons campaign by my own tomorrow.

    Cool moment of the day: I talked with C. Molenaar and he recommended me kick ass music.

    OBSCURE DEATH IN THE VOID OV DARKNESS AND THE ETERNAL NIGHT OV THE BLACKEST WORM HOLE OV… Well, you get it…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMAIEGEEnQc

    Have a good weekend, Toiletters! If I don’t write this it is because Venezuela is on a civil war and I’m out there with my weapons defending my sheit.

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      Goodluck with your campaign, nerd

      • Thanks, weeb.

        • KJM, Shake Zula

          Listen to the Conan The Barbarian soundtrack while you run the game.

          • I’m going to blast Sequestered Keep and some Bee Gees.

          • Boss the Ross

            CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.
            SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU
            AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN

    • Boss the Ross

      Most of us dont like the time change either.

      What kind of campaign are you running?

      • I made one, tonight I will finish the dungeons and some traps prepared. It’s for my little nephew so it will be kinda light-hearted.

        I also found some PDF of some official D&D campaigns, from the dragon whateverthenameis story if mine runs out quick.

        • Boss the Ross

          Cool man, i write my own as well.

    • Max

      I just thought of something. Why hasn’t anybody ever made a large six-sided dice that is completely clear and colourless? It could double as the tabletop miniature for a Gelatinous Cube.

    • Hey, have fun with your D&D campaign, Link! I’m gonna be able to do a little pen & paper now that the semester’s over as well.

      • Thanks Gurpito, it went pretty cool even if I was DM’ing with just one player jajajaja. I loved it!

  • EsusMoose

    Good: have accepted my first job out of college, just need to graduate in multiple months. Packers won, things are going well.
    Bad: Massive project was given in a class that is ridiculous considering the time frame, understanding the system you’re working with and then programming takes a lot of time and we’re not given that. So I’m incredibly stressed about it.
    Ugly: Not much but toilet needs cleaning

  • tertius_decimus

    Tired of myself, tired trying to survive through poverty. So I will be posting unrelated photo shit in a couple of days to come.

    • KJM, Shake Zula

      Poverty is a never ending vortex of suck.

      • tertius_decimus

        Even more so if your girlfriend is from rich family.

        • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

          Gah, been there before!

          • tertius_decimus

            Care to share what it’s like from your standpoint (if not for public consumption, feel free to not to respond)?

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            My first gf in Chicago was a total trust fund kid, and essentially felt like the entire world belonged to her. Nasty fucking attitude and looked at everyone like they were below her. And on top of that, having to put up with her lazy leech of a mom, who was even worse.

  • tertius_decimus

    — Comments can’t be blank, said Disqus to me…

  • tertius_decimus

    Thankfully, doom metal can relate.

    • ┼yree

      And the blues.

    • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

      And goth rock/goth metal.

    • Boss the Ross

      This is excellent work.

      • tertius_decimus

        Thanks.

  • Waynecro

    Good: Playing Battlefield: Hardline with bros on Xbox Live now that I have an Xbox One. Apparently, my playing still sucks in the next generation.
    Bad: End-of-the-year deadlines at work and a senior analyst who won’t stop plagiarizing. So much for the company’s zero-tolerance policy for plagiarists. They keeping getting off the hook, and I have to rewrite all their ripped-off shit.
    Ugly: Christmas/birthday shopping for my ex.

    • more beer

      The ugly should be the easiest gift ever. NOTHING!

      • Boss the Ross

        Brutal.

        • more beer

          I know he still lives with her. But she broke the mans heart. I don’t think anyone should buy gifts for their ex.

          • Boss the Ross

            Ah shit, i didnt see the ex part. Yeah, screw that bull shit. Nothing is the best gift to give.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Except maybe tucking a horse’s head under their sheets a la The Godfather.

          • more beer

            He had a couple of good ideas. It seems like a lot of work to cut a horses head off.

      • Waynecro

        Yeah, if we weren’t friends who live together, getting her nothing (or a framed photo of me porking some other lady in her bed) would be the obvious solution. The difficulty lies in buying her gifts that say, “You’re my pal even though you shoved rebar through my heart,” not “LOOK HOW MUCH I STILL LOVE YOU!!!” Plus, you know, sad feelings and stuff.

        • Boss the Ross

          Damn man, I’m sorry to hear that you have to deal with that. I offer my support.

          • Waynecro

            Thanks, dude. Shit’s been a lot harder than I expected it to be. There’s a lot of happy holiday memories that make me feel like garbage now. The holidays are going to be tough this year. I didn’t think they would be, but it’s hitting me now. Oh well. One more challenge to overcome.

          • Boss the Ross

            You can do it man, keep it positive.

          • Waynecro

            I’m going to shoot for stoic. That used to work for me pretty well.

          • Boss the Ross

            Stoic on the outside, but keep your thoughts and your attitude positive as much as you can.

          • Waynecro

            Thanks, dude. I’ve never been too good at positive, but I’ll give it a shot. I’ve been blasting “Meridian” from the new Intervals album for the last hour. That’s some uplifting shit.

          • Boss the Ross

            There you go.

            Gotta keep that PMA.

            https://youtu.be/cnVRuH4vJWg

          • more beer

            I was listening to this today while I was driving to work.

          • Boss the Ross

            Yes!
            This is one of my favorite albums ever. Bad Brains are awesome.

            Did you ever catch them live?

          • more beer

            Of course I’ve seen them. They are way up on list of favorite bands. The first time was in 86 I think. They played with Slayer believe it or not.

          • Boss the Ross

            I figured you did, just like the confirmation. Also happy to hear they’re one of your favorites, one of mine as well.

          • more beer

            I like a lot of old school punk and hardcore. My user name is not just because I like more beer. Which I do. It it also because I love that Fear album.

          • tertius_decimus

            This comment wouldn’t make you feel any better, just saying few words of support.

            Whatever the shit you trap into, be yourself, stand behind the choices that you make, don’t let anyone play by their own rules. Sometimes we give too much credit to those whom we love and think that these people are better than they are in the real life. They have their own will as well, so if your girlfriend makes a lot of harm to you, consider ways to leave her, just don’t be agressive. If she’s smart enough to observe mistakes she made and shows the will to redeem them, she’ll return. If not, then she wasn’t the person you deserve or just not the person to match. It happens too often. While it sucks and hurts as hell, it’s you, who must keep your head up and walk through these obstacles. For yourself. Somewhere on the planet there’s the girl that dreams of you as you are.

        • more beer

          The picture would be awesome. But would probably cause you problems. Some type of cleaning apparatus would fit the bill. A broom or mop. You will have bought her a gift. But she will hate it.

          • Waynecro

            A cleaning apparatus would be hilarious, because she doesn’t clean. I could fuck with her and donate a bunch of money to a suicide-prevention charity in her name and then disappear for a week. I think I’ll keep it classy and go with French booze and books. I still love her. I just hate what she did. Life’s a lot easier when I just hate the person who fucked me over.

          • more beer

            Yes just being able to hate is much easier. But do try to keep it classy. Since you do have to live with her.

          • Waynecro

            Good plan. As much as I want to hate her, I just can’t. It’s a damn thing. I’ve never had my heart broken before, so the whole situation is fascinating. I always thought I knew how I’d react to this sort of thing, but that shit went right out the window when it actually happened.

          • more beer

            It could be worse. The girl I thought I was going to grow old with died. We had a huge fight and I didn’t talk to her for about a month. She was bipolar and they changed her meds. She had an adverse reaction to the new meds and it killed her. There isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t think about what an asshole I was for not talking to her for that last month.

          • Boss the Ross

            My deepest condolences, my friend.

          • more beer

            Thank you sir.

          • Waynecro

            Fuck, man. That’s some utterly brutal shit. I’m really sorry to hear that.

          • more beer

            It sucks but that is the way life is. My biggest regret was being mad at her. She was certainly a pretty awesome girl. I still talk to her mom once in a while.

          • Waynecro

            I’m glad you’ve been able to deal with it, man.

          • more beer

            I went on tear for a while after I found out. But in the end you have to go on.

          • tertius_decimus

            Sorry to hear that, man. Have you recovered since?

          • more beer

            Yes thanks for asking.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Buy her some Sam Kinison CDs!

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns
  • JWEG

    Since there wasn’t quite a properly-defined Flush it Friday last week, I was not able to point out that my mail that week was a constant source of joy.

    In addition to receiving my TovH Fall 2015 t-shirt, which I’ve worn only once since but intend to wear much much more frequently, I got a yuuuuge box of stuff from Kickstarters for The Chair (film) & Peter Simet’s “IF” Anthology (sci-fi comics). Pictures of some of the contents below.

    Also included (and the reason the box was twice as big as it could have been otherwise): an 11×14 commissioned comic style portrait of the main character from the Soska twins’ American Mary. I don’t dare take it out of its own separate packaging until I can get it framed, so a picture of the physical item will have to wait a while. Pete has a digital one on Twitter, though:

    https://twitter.com/petersimeti/status/637065250282586113

    Also, my cats won’t let me take the box away since it was half-full of plastic bags they still want to play with. For a pair of old codgers (technically, anyway) they certainly get very kitten-like around plastic. I guess it’s exactly like me and bubble wrap, though…

    • ┼yree

      Is American Mary the movie any good? I’ve been debating on watching it or not.

      • JWEG

        Well, I liked it for what it was worth, even though I’d probably have skipped it if I’d known before I watched it that it’s not a horror movie in either a traditional or non-traditional sense. I gathered after the fact that’s not really the Soska’s game in general anyway, though.

        It’s not even in the “gorn” subcategory of modern horror, though I suspect people squeamish about any kind of body-modification are the ones who got it labelled as such. Most of it is oddly (though uncleanly) clinical with the exception of the rape-revenge subplot. And it’s not easily pigeonholed into that sub-genre either.

        I guess what I’m saying is you should see it yourself, and if it does nothing for you you may blame me entirely for steering you wrong.

  • tertius_decimus

    Friday flush. Have a nice weekend, everyone!

  • Guppusmaximus

    Good: First week at my new job has been great. I got my own office & a company phone. It was an awesome feeling to have left my old job on my own terms, get the week of Thanksgiving off and then roll right into the new position with a clear head.

    Bad: My baby boy has started teething. I mean, it’s good that he’s getting his teeth but it sucks that he’s got to deal with such pain without the acumen to help him cope.

    Ugly: My sister-in-law. What a fucking cunt! She relied on a FB message to inform my wife of something crucial and never called to make sure she received the message when my wife didn’t respond to the FB message. Sure, FB might be a great tool for communication but for the serious shit…YOU SHOULD PLACE THE FUCKING CALL!!

    • tertius_decimus

      Congratulations on your new job and hope your son’s pain will go away soon.

      • Guppusmaximus

        Thanks man. Keep your head up…You can make it through that poverty shit. I did…. It only takes people. Keep networking and keep a positive attitude. You never know who you might bump into.

    • And I’ll bet your son’s drooling all over the place.

  • sweetooth0

    GOOD: Razorback records put out the new Offal album today, so naturally, and in keeping with my ongoing quest to own all Razorback releases (which up to now I do), I had to order it. And since I can’t order just one CD I snagged some other sweet shit too (Deathhammer, Destruktor, Necrophagia and Meat Shits!).

    BAD: My dog got an abscessed tooth so we had to put her on antibiotics. Hopefully it’ll clear it up, but the vet says there’s a good chance it might swell up once we finish with the course of antibiotics, which would mean the tooth has gotta be pulled, and hello $700 vet bill.

    UGLY: How I’m likely gonna feel on Sunday morning as Saturday is my company’s X-mas party, and I’m hosting the after party at my pad (because paying $6+ per shitty beer at the Prairieland Building where the company party is being held sucks).

    • My company’s xmas party is saturday night as well. Hail Satan.

      • COAL ROLL

        Xmas party? You must b from the heartland

    • Boss the Ross

      Hm, owning all of a record label. I must do this too.

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

        I have everything of Offbeat Records, Wax Trax and Zoth Ommog.

  • Guppusmaximus

    Pardon?! Git Oot
    {Have a Killer Weekend Everyone}

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9luUcCPZjY

  • Old Man Doom

    Good: Hanging with the lady-friend tonight. Also, Cult of Luna’s Veritkal and Vertikal II — I’m obsessed with these tunes.
    Bad: I’ve hit a plateau with my mixing skills. Everything I try to mix sounds like shit (not in a good way). I think I need to try a new project for a change to get my perspective back.
    Ugly: Me wearing a bathrobe over my work clothes as I type this. Groce.

  • tertius_decimus

    [press any key]

    • Boss the Ross

      Are these all pictures that you’ve taken?

      • tertius_decimus

        Yes, they are. Though, I’ve lost all my photo gear due to bad financial state of mine, so all photos are old. Can’t shoot now.

        • Boss the Ross

          Excellent work man, I really enjoy them.

          I’m sorry to hear that.

          • tertius_decimus

            Thank you, much appreciated!

    • Boss the Ross

      I think this one is my favorite.

  • Good: The Man In the High Castle
    Good 2: Master of None
    Good 3: W/ Bob and David (man, Netfux be killin’ it!)

    • Old Man Doom

      Dude, I need to check out “The Man in the High Castle”. I’m reading the book right now beforehand. Love that alternative history stuff.

      • Boss the Ross

        Philip K Dick is a mad genius.

        • KJM, Shake Zula

          I’ve read the book so I guess I should see the show.

          • Boss the Ross

            Its on Amazon.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Same here. It’s been fucking ages since I read the book though.

    • CyberneticOrganism
    • Watched Bob and David 3 or 4 times already. Fuck Your Body!

    • more beer

      I just finished watching The Man In the High Castle the other night. It was pretty good.

  • tertius_decimus

    Taken at Tesseract show in Kyiv, 2013. That show sucked so completely, I could barely wait until the end.

    • last time i had to sit through Tesseract, it was immediately preceding Animals as Leaders and BTBAM; alas i was so bored through their set

      • tertius_decimus

        There was no feeling of live show. Unlike Tesseract, local band Joncofy, that was on support that evening, was playing with passion.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Nice bass. Bad roof. Good parking.

  • Maik Beninton™

    Capivara is the antithesis of anta, which is always a good thing.

  • CyberneticOrganism

    GOOD: Finished with a busy week. Also these classy Abbath videos.

    BAD: That fucking terrible-looking Krampus movie with Parks & Rec’s own Moai head Adam Scott.

    UGLY: The actual Krampusnacht is tomorrow night, flushers. Prepare to be whipped bloody.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyZNxzSHb-I

  • JWEG

    Another good reason I couldn’t think of a (to be fair personal or even Canadian-context) ‘Bad’ or ‘Ugly’ thing this week: my sister’s new kitten.

    I’m hoping to go visit her this coming week, though obviously I’ll claim my primary reason for the visit is to help string outdoor x-mas lights.

  • GOOD: Semester’s over next week, my business professor gave us take-home exams and my ethics professor is accepting all my overdue homework the day before the exam. They’re really cool.

    BAD: Still don’t know what I want to do next semester.

    UGLY: Cleveland is grey. Cleveland is so, so grey.

  • Óðinn
  • Boss the Ross

    Good- Jessica Jones is pretty good. Heavy metal in general. Particularly Doom, Power, Black and Death.

    Bad- I am back on dayshift and it suuuuuuuccks. My daytime toilet talk may be restricted a bit from now on.

    Ugly- Daytime traffic. Ugh.

    • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

      I work days too. I can only post in between jobs or if its rel slow

      • Boss the Ross

        Yep. A lot more freedom on night shift. Though break times are right around post times on the toilet, should work out. But only little bits at a time.

        • KJM, Shake Zula

          I only work part time right now so I’m around a bit.

          • Boss the Ross

            On nights I was the only person in my section with a supervisor that was super chill and as long as I got my work done I could do almost whatever the hell I wanted. Put that on top of having mornings off, hell yeah, toilet.

    • Miss you already.

      • Boss the Ross

        Thanks man, I’ll still try to put my due time in when i can.

    • more beer

      Daytime shift should equate to night time shows.

      • Boss the Ross

        This is very true.
        It means more money spent, and less money coming in though. That’s the unfortunate side of things.

        But it’ll work out and I’ll still get my metal fix, I’m trying to stay positive.

        • more beer

          So you were getting a night time differential? If that is the case I do understand. Less money is never good. I am lucky I am not an hourly employee. I get paid by the job. I didn’t work Monday or Tuesday this week But still made a full weeks worth of money. You gotta stay positive. By the way what do you do ?

          • Boss the Ross

            Yes I was. Worst part is, they haven’t given me a straight answer as to whether or not i will be going back to nights.

            That’d be cool.

            Aviation technician. Right now I disassemble and clean helicopter engine components.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Wow, that’s an interesting gig.

          • Boss the Ross

            Its a cool job, just dealing with people is what drives me insane.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Yeah, I’m glad what few people I deal with are motivated to be in a good mood.

          • Boss the Ross

            Most definitely, and I generally am in a good mood, I like to keep the PMA.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Misread that as PMS.

          • more beer

            I hate it when employers won’t give a straight answer. That sounds like a pretty cool gig. I have a friend who does something similar but works on mining equipment.

          • Boss the Ross

            Me too.

            It’s pretty cool. Just dealing with people is the hard part.

            Right on, that’s cool.

          • more beer

            People are always the hard part. That is another thing good about my job. I don’t have to deal with too many people. There are plenty of people around. But most of them don’t speak English. So it is pointless to try and talk to anyone. Unless they just want me to curse at them in their native tongue, or tell them to get me a beer and tell me where the bathroom is. That is pretty much as much as I can say in Spanish. Plus I turn my power washer on and I can’t hear anyone anyway.

          • Boss the Ross

            Curses, beer and bathrooms, the three things everyone needs to know in other languages. No joke.

            What is it that you do?

          • more beer

            I am a widow washer and do power washing on new homes.

          • Boss the Ross

            Cool, right on. How’s that treating you?

          • more beer

            It’s great. It pays really well actually. I do my work and no one bothers me. There is no punching a clock. So when I finish my work I am done. If It was hourly it would be around 30 bucks an hour.

          • Boss the Ross

            Bad ass man, I’m glad to hear that.

          • more beer

            Yea I couldn’t be happier with a job. Plus I’m a sub contractor so I will never fire myself. No drug tests so I can continue to smoke weed.

          • Boss the Ross

            Right on.

  • Óðinn
    • Óðinn
      • Waynecro

        The woman smelled it. The woman actually smelled it. For fuck’s sake, lady.

        • Óðinn

          Yes. It smelled like suave apparently.

          • Waynecro

            Doesn’t the front of this thing look like a pussy? Shouldn’t the woman at least recognize a goddamned fake pussy when she sees one?

          • Óðinn

            Apparently, there’s a variety of color options.

            http://i.imgur.com/GwvMQ.jpg

          • Waynecro

            This image disturbs me for some reason. It’s like I’m looking at cadaver genitals or something.

          • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

            How else do you think they make em

          • Waynecro

            Don’t know if that makes it grosser or hotter or both.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns
          • more beer

            If it is any of these colors in real life other than pink. One really needs to run away.

          • Waynecro

            The names for those colors are as bad as the colors themselves. And what’s with Rare White? Looks more like Sickly Grey.

          • more beer

            Or they should be realistic in that color name. It should be rotting vag.

          • Waynecro

            Pallid Puss

          • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

            Bruised pussy purple

          • Waynecro

            The shade in the photo looks like the purple of a Flintstones chewable vitamin.

          • more beer

            Hahaha!

          • Waynecro

            If we keep heading in this direction, we’re going to start coming up with good names for metal bands.

          • more beer

            Porno grind bands

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Pimple Pus Yellow

          • more beer

            One would think if it is that color you would be screaming for penicillin afterwards.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Choking On A Chicken Wing Blue

          • more beer

            More penicillin!

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Granny Vag Grey.

          • more beer

            That is a horrible image to even think about.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            Denzel from Brickleberry approves!

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKMumP3wWEE

          • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

            Thats what you and old man KJM are gonna be hittin before long

          • more beer

            Don’t worry the years fly by fast. You will be there quicker than you think.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            The blue one must be for necrophiliacs.

          • Óðinn

            Good observation.

          • more beer

            But you know there will be that one guy. Who will be like fuck it it’s pussy. I’m going in.

          • more beer

            And cum!

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

            And dick cheese!

        • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

          Probably a christian

          • Waynecro

            I know plenty of Christian ladies who would recognize a fake pussy when they see one.

          • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

            I know a lot of nerds around here that wouldnt know a real pussybif they saw one.

            BAM

          • Waynecro

            Yeah, that’s definitely a more widespread issue.

          • Count_Breznak

            Widespread is a whole other issue.

          • Waynecro

            I like what you did there.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Oh no you didn’t!

          • KJM, Shake Zula
          • ┼yree

            Fart you… Butt hole.

          • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns
        • Óðinn
        • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

          …………………

      • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

        LMFAO!!!!

  • There is no good. There is no bad. There is only hair dryer ASMR, and it is gently ruining my life:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJT8xuI_5PY

    • Óðinn

      Try turning it off.

      • But if I turn it off I might turn myself off too. It may be the only thing sustaining the elaborate fiction that is my cognitive subjectivity.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          Check out crysknife on YouTube for more white noise & relax aids

          • Only the hair dryer does it. Or a vacuum cleaner in a pinch. I’d use a real one but it wastes too much energy. //greenaddiction

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            I have fans in my room for that.

          • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

            I have to have a fan

          • ┼yree

            Same.

          • Boss the Ross

            Same same.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Ditto. ^_^

          • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

            Finally getting to watch Ash vs Evil Dead

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            YES!

          • more beer

            You will enjoy it.

  • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD
    • ┼yree

      Amazing.

      • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

        You should check the series’ hes doing on youtube

  • Óðinn
    • KJM, Shake Zula

      Yep, there’s just no good way to spin that.

    • Count_Breznak

      Isn’t that called “twitter” nowadays ?

    • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

      ….

  • Phoenix of the House Tendies

    Good: My search for a new headquarters is almost complete. If successful, I can finally rejoin the ranks of you citizens of the Toilet, in terms of both writing and commenting. I’ve missed doing both greatly.

    Bad: The endless amount of shootings in the past month. For fucks sake, I’m supposed to be the maniac here who shoots people for no reason. ME!!!

    Also, the release date of Ripper’s sophomore album was pushed back to March. Fucking March. I can’t wait that long, Unspeakable Axe.

    Ugly: Doomsday. Y’all know what I’m talking about.

    • Boss the Ross

      Excellent. Come back to us!

      Ugly- unfortunately i do know.

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    Good times: Found a proof manuscript of Crash at work. Lots of corrections and alterations, not just an editor but Ballard himself. Seems thicker than the published version, need to compare them. Apparently similar for Vermillion Sands and High Rise are knocking about. Deciphered a couple of W Somerset Maugham letters the other day, he was writing home from his time on an ambulance team in France in 1914. Might have a line or two to add to the history of his literature if their contents isn’t already known. Some TV cats were in. Got 90 minutes of footage apparently, for a 30 minute news spot. Hopefully see it on Monday. Might have a close up shot of my hand. Celebrity! Just watched a fun oldie HK rape revenger called The Beasts. Could have done with more grue, but still winning.

    Bad times: I’m conflicted by the prospect of coming UK action in Syria. And wish the Left here (UK) were less guided towards their own buttholes. Us Lib Dems need you, dammit!!! And I don’t like how January is getting near. January fucking sucks.

    • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

      Loved Crash, but the movie was sorta lolbuttz.

      • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

        I’ve not seen the movie in ages. I liked it ok, but like Naked Lunch, just a pale scrabbling at the text. Think Cronenberg’s been off the boil since Dead Ringers. Though never uninteresting.

        • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

          Existenz was pretty good.

          • KJM, Shake Zula

            Eastern Promises and A History Of Violence were even better. Some books are just not meant to be adapted into movies. I’ve never seen Crash(not interested) and I think he did the best job possible on Naked Lunch(a book I didn’t really care for). Cronenberg also peaked early imo.

    • Lacertilian

      Test of Submission is amazing. Are you getting prep’d for the Gorguts, Psycroptic, Dysrhythmia and Nero Di Marte Euro tour?

      • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

        That I am. Need to actually listen to Psycroptic and Nero Di Marte as well.

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns

    Enjoy your PR trip! Never went camping when I was there, but more than sure it’s an excellent spot for camping. Lots of wide open spaces there once you get out of San Juan.

    The good: Nice, chill week, and finally got my EBT card approved and on it’s way, so I can start eating fancy again and doing my mad food experiments.
    The bad: The death of Scott Weiland (pictured below).

    http://a3.files.biography.com/image/upload/c_fill,cs_srgb,dpr_1.0,g_face,h_300,q_80,w_300/MTE4MDAzNDEwNzcyNTI2NjA2.jpg

    The ugly: Whoever this chick is. Hideous I tells ya!

  • Gimme Kawaii Toast, Honey Buns
  • 100% PURE BLACKBEARD

    Big fuzz attempts camelflage