Flush It Friday: Bring Me The Funk! But Not Too Fast

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This week, Flush It Friday is brought to you by a wealthy socialite by the name of Paris Hilton.

The Bad: My local government has decided it’d be a splendid idea to set up camera traps for speeding in my area. By area, I mean fucking everywhere! On paper, this sounds like a novel idea to deter speeders. However, the only fruitful end these camera meet are gauging drivers and pissing me off. Anywhere I go takes much longer than it did before, and I have to deal with coffin-dodgers driving 20 clicks under the limits to play it safe. It’s just a fucking cash grab for the local government to snag some bullshit money from drivers. Even if a person drives a little over the drive the limit, they get issued either a warning or a speeding ticket. As if people aren’t already getting buttfucked by Big Brother via parking tickets, parking fees, and ludicrous public transport prices.

If governments want to make a few dollars back from the people, stick to legal gambling and sin taxes. If I want to drive over the speed limit, I should be able to knowing the responsibilities of my actions. Speed, or lack thereof, doesn’t always correlate with safe driving practices. I could be texting some girl I met at Chili’s, taking pulls from my flask, and changing the radio station at the same time while I’m driving; yet as long as I’m following the speed limit, I can get away with this dangerous behaviour in front of the camera. Don’t try to tell me these cameras are about “safety”, because that’s bullshit. Fuck speeding cameras. The only places I think there should be speed traps are in school zones, because c’mon, don’t speed in school zones like a fucking animal. You’re better than that.

The Good: About a week back I was abducted by aliens. I know, I know. All of this talk about Big Brother and aliens are making me seem like some tin-foil hat-wearing-Bigfoot-researcher lookin’ motherfucker. Don’t be an asshole. Aliens are our friends. They simply want us to climb aboard The Mothership and get the funk into our lives!

“But, Paris!” You’ll say in your charming, sexy voice not dissimilar to the ancient legends of The Songs of The Mermaids. “How will I know if I have the funk? Do I need extraterrestial consultation to get the funk?” Relax. The Number One Rule of the funk is you got to chill the fuck out, man. It’s easy to tell if someone doesn’t have the funk. Know a dude who wears New Balance runners with denim? He doesn’t have the funk! Know that girl who is extremely passive at the office and can’t let shit go? She don’t have the funk! Know a shriveled, sun-dried hipster that rips e-cigs and scoffs at your music tastes. HE DOESN’T HAVE THE FUNK!

When I awoke in my bed after my alien encounter, I felt different. I realized that I have now become one with the funk. My tastes in metal and in music would never be the same. Forget Uptown Funk, although it’s an excellent track, here’s a bit of what I’ve jamming ever since the aliens let me take a swig out of their Eternal Bottle of Funk, Love, Space, and Time. The funk does not belong to me, it is meant to share.

 

 

 

The Ugly: I’ve been having to listen to a lot, and I mean A LOT, of Nickelback on the radio lately. They’re on tour so all of radio stations are subjecting me to put up with this horseshit. And I think that’s, er, bullshit!

“Well, you’re sort of over-reacting here, Paris.” You might say in a smug, pretentious tone. Or in a pirate accent, in the case that you’re a pirate. “You could just change the station. Problem solved!” First of all- fuck you. I’m not overreacting. YOU’RE FUCKING OVERREACTING! Any other band I could easily do that with, but my choice of stations are pop-country (lol), Top 40 (fuck yes), Mixed (mixed emotions), or radio rawk (lol). The problem is, that greasy thumb-lookin’ motherfucker Chad Kroegar writes music that fits into all of these demographics. It doesn’t matter what station I listen to, I’m fucked like a soup-sandwich.

Although, the lyrics of Nickelback songs never fail to amaze me. They can go from how a boyfriend is jealous so he beats up dudes who hit on his stripper girlfriend to how a dude is all alone in this world and just KNOWS there’s the perfect love of his life waiting for him! It baffles me. Anyway, I put up with this assult on all senses in hopes of hearing I Really Like You by Carly Rae Jepsen. Just because I’m a pleb doesn’t mean I have a shit taste in music. Well-I kinda do- but that’s besides the point!

This Friday I will be spending time at work listening to Nickelback. As played out as Nickelback-hating is, I needed to rant about it. On the bright side- here’s some jams I’ve been listening to at work when I can break from the shackles of corporate radio that may liven your Friday up! So dip your toes in this Open Swim, shoot the shit, have just a swell Friday!

 

 

 

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  • Edward/Breegrodamus

    GOOD: I strongly suspect my unemployment begins in one week. When that goes down I am planning on taking a month long sabbatical, despite that possibly being a poor idea.

    BAD: I suspect I won’t be making as much money as I make now for a couple of years. Yeesh.

    UGLY: I’m leaving to meet a guy I used to sponsor in a 12 step fellowship a few months ago, who was doing the right things and then stopped. He relapsed on heroin and almost died. Hope he gets back on track. This sobriety shit is real.

    • Fuck man drugs are awful, hope you’re able to help him.

    • Dagon

      I second mr. Bauer’s wishes. Hope all goes well.

    • Dr. Dubz

      You’re one of the best dudes around, Eddard.

      • Edward/Breegrodamus

        We actually reconnected because his mother reached out to me. She contacted me and asked that I kept that between us, which I was actually happy to do lol. The lady (who I had never spoken with prior) left me a voicemail with a deep Ukrainian accent. Life is weird.

    • Stockhausen

      That’s nuts man. Best of luck with that dude.

    • Call the Slambulance

      Good luck with your upcoming 12th step. That shit is not easy to deal with.

      • Edward/Breegrodamus

        It went pretty well. Dude needs to either do the deal, or not, lol

  • Good: it’s looking like I have a new job lined up. Second interview on Monday.

    Bad: I’m fucking exhausted. I’ve worked till 3 am multiple times this week as well as done multiple interviews that I had to be up early for and I’m only half here atm.

    Ugly: 8 hours till I can sleep

  • Dagon

    GOOD: Friday is the day to sing praise to all the vine compilators in the planet. Murica’s daylight saving time is also good for me because I finish my Toilet procrastination sessions earlier.

    BAD: Busy, busy, busy.

    UGLY: Your mug.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9KTSHSE03Q

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKNNo-HHlXc

  • Tyreeling In The Years

    Good: Camping this weekend, which means good beer and food. Gonna to make a big ass bonfire tonight and get away from you jerks for a while.

    Bad: Still waiting on 2 big album orders from overseas. 3 months is way to fucking long.

    Ugly: DOCTORS!!!

    • Dagon

      I had a nightmare yesterday about a tall, bald doctor. What the hell was that about…

      • Dr. Dubz

        I’m not especially tall.

        • Dagon

          You look tall in pictures. Let me rephrase that.

          • Dr. Dubz

            I’m 5’11.5″

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            I think that is still slightly above average for a man in the United States. It’s much lower in Vietnam (not being racialistic, I actually looked it up when I was over hanging out with my family)

          • Dr. Dubz

            Huh. Google says average male height in the US is 5’7″

          • Edward/Breegrodamus
          • Dagon

            I believe the average height in US is slightly above the average in Brazil – 5’9”. Here, regional differences are brutal, in the South where there’s a lot of european heritage (specially German areas) dudes are very tall.

            The Dutch have a 6’3” average which is insane. I think I’d actually stand out there, they’ve never seen someone so small.

          • I’m an inch below average for my race of giants :””'(

          • Dagon

            Dude I’m 5′ 7” on a good day. Chill.

          • how much is that in meters?

            I’m 1.82 mts.

          • Dr. Dubz

            You’re 5.97′

          • I’m still taller than most of venezuelans <3 so that's fine for me.

          • Dr. Dubz

            You and I are basically the exact same height.

          • Guacamole Jim

            WHY DON’T YOU JUST MARRY HIM ALREADY???

            *cries*
            *is forever alone*

          • Dr. Dubz

            We’re just going to have a Qui Gon/Obi Wan type relationship.

          • I am Obi Wan-like. I like to be the sidekick.

          • Dr. Dubz

            I have a beard, so I’m more suited to the Qui Gon role.

          • Imagine all the posers we can kill with lasers.

            https://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb3jv9aubV1rwl09fo1_500.gif

          • Guacamole Jim
          • Based Tapir

            Shhh, you’re not alone. I’m always on your side.
            *hugs Jim*

          • Guacamole Jim
          • Enemy Of The Free World

            You can’t all be that short. You’re lying.

          • Dagon

            1,70 m on a very good day.

          • How would be my height if I have a dagon’s tail?

          • Guacamole Jim

            You silly little Americans. I stand at a mighty 6’2″.

            AROUND

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            I’m also 6’2″ (or between 6’1″ and 6’2″)

          • Guacamole Jim
          • JVVG

            I’m about 6’2″

            I have a body type that makes me look like I’m several inches shorter than that in pictures when there aren’t objects or other people for reference, though.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            Someone actually said the same thing to me recently you look taller than your pictures and I was like wat.

          • JVVG

            We are afflicted with a similar thing then.
            I had been told that a few times before I noticed that it was true.

          • We are brothers three.

          • Stanley

            Four.

          • Tyreeling In The Years

            Same.

          • Dr. Dubz

            You would have really impressed me if you said “LONG” instead of “AROUND”.

          • Guacamole Jim

            Dude. You don’t even want to know the length.

            http://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/thumbs/phallic-shaped.jpeg

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            I’m 6’1.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            Holy crap Christian!

          • Dagon

            I always felt self-conscious about my height, but then I realized it’s hard to stand up on my fishtail to get measured.

          • Tyreeling In The Years

            That’s how far I can stretch out my scrotum.

          • Dr. Dubz

            I believe we’ve discussed this. You use it to glide like a squirrel, right?

          • Guacamole Jim
          • Tyreeling In The Years

            I use it to cloak my self from the winter coldness. It’s toasty in there.

          • Herr Schmitty

            Fucking brilliant. Also highly necessary this past winter!

          • Scrimm

            Yeah guys in the Army used to always ask if you wante to see their “Flying Squirrel” when someone new came to the company.

          • Stockhausen

            “Look, I sat in some hairy gum.”

          • Dr. Dubz

            Ewwwwww

          • Stockhausen

            Drum corps is a weird place. Not as weird as the army, but weird.

          • Scrimm

            Hahahahah My favorite was our platoon sargeant asked us if we wanted to see his new pet. Fearing seeing balls but too curious to resist we agreed. He took us back into the office and showed us a cockroach he had taped to the side of the computer monitor. He pet it’s back and the damn thing was still alive. Guy was weird.

          • Stockhausen

            lolwat. That guy sounds super weird.

          • Scrimm

            He was. there were several strange characters.

          • Dagon

            You got that Ehlers-Danlos stretch.

            http://www.epharmapedia.com/img/diseases/1277026450.jpg

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            Holy crap.

          • Scrimm

            Same.

          • Dr. Dubz

            It kills me a little that I’m not actually 6′. I may have exaggerated slightly on my license…

          • Scrimm

            Kinda pisses me off too. Also, in real life the Tall Man is not especially tall. even accounting for the shrinking that comes with age.

          • Stockhausen

            I can vouch for W, he’s pretty average height.

          • Dr. Dubz

            I think Stocky is taller than I am, if memory serves. Oddly enough, we’re both about 3 feet taller than Leif Bearikson, despite his being a bear.

          • Dagon

            He’s a mustachioed cub. All dem chicken hormones.

          • Stockhausen

            I will vouch for Dr. Dub again, it was at least 3 feet.

          • I’m 6’5″ I win

          • Dr. Dubz

            have fun clothes shopping, freak.

          • I’ll just run around naked, I’m sure no one will care

          • Dr. Dubz

            Far be it for me to stop you.

          • Dagon

            They’ll just assume you’re Sasquatch after the brazilian wax

          • Scrimm

          • Looks like something that belongs in dark souls

          • Scrimm

            It’s from the REC series. Speaking of Dark Souls I just saw the next gen redux of DS2 is coming out. Might have to get that.

          • Interesting. I wonder if they will change anything

          • Scrimm

            Says enemy placement is different and bonfires will be in different spots.

          • Dagon

            Oops just saw this

          • Dagon

            That looks a lot like te La Niña Medeiros

          • ChuggaChuggaDeedleyDoo

            6’6″

            Winning by an inch

          • HOW IS CHRIST’S NAME ARE THERE 3 OF US OF 6’5″???? WOW

          • NeverBlack

            Well, I’m 6’6. So, toilet ov hell is populated with tall dudes it seems.

          • 4!!!!!!!???? HOT DAMN

          • Sorry JB, I am 6’5.5″. Totes.

          • Have fun car shopping, freak

    • Edward/Breegrodamus

      If my Yellow Eyes hoodie took three months to get here I would kill (or send someone an email).

      • Tyreeling In The Years

        There have been multiple emails. I’m royally pissed.

        • Scrimm

          I would have gone insane with rage a long time ago.

  • Stanley

    The Good: I’m currently sitting on the runway, heading down to LA to run the LA Marathon on Sunday.

    The Bad: They are expecting record temperatures on Race Day.

    The Ugly: I’m heading down to LA to run a marathon in record temperatures. Br00tvl.

    • what’s a temperature marathon? you run in circles in a freezer and the last person that doesn’t die in hypothermia wins?

      • Stanley

        Plane just turned around and returned to the gate to let some poor, dying person off. Link, it’s going to be hot dude. Maybe not Venezulean hot but unseasonable hot for LA. 88 degrees. My shoes may melt. Sheeeiiittt.

        • It’s probably more hot because you have various degrees of temperature due the seasons.

          We’re used here for hotanddrytemperature/infinite.

    • Stockhausen

      You, my friend, are crazy. Best of luck, take no prisoners!

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain
  • Dagon
  • Guacamole Jim

    Bad: I’m broke as hell this month. Time to live off old food sitting around my pantry.

    Good: Muppets From Space. That movie introduced childhood me to THE FUNK.

    Ugly: I pooped three times this morning. All of them were small, but took for-fucking-ever to wipe.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW2RlaC6nAs

    • Dr. Dubz

      You had sharpie poopies?

      • Stockhausen

        I had one of those at school, and it was horrible.

      • Guacamole Jim

      • Scrimm

        Sharpie dumps<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<,

    • Dagon

      Man, prolonged wipers are the worst. I always feel like a king when I poop and the TP comes clean after the first wipe. I feel accomplished.

      • My coworkers laughed when I told them I look at the paper after each wipe. Why gamble with important issues in life?

        • Dagon

          Dudes want to roll the dice on shit that may have life-altering consequences.

      • Lacertilian

        If the paper appears clean after the first wipe, I assume I have missed entirely.

    • Tyreeling In The Years

      Endless poo. Sometimes I have to double flush because ov all the toilet paper.

      • Stockhausen

        I had a triple flush not long ago. My wife surely judged me.

        • Tyreeling In The Years

          You were just testing the flushing ability was all.

          • Stockhausen

            She should thank me, and buy me more albums.

          • Tyreeling In The Years

            By the way, we are out of toilet paper. Honey can you grab me the paper towels, I still need to do some testing on this flushing..

    • I was waiting for Guacamole poop rants. Didn’t dissapoint/10.

      • Guacamole Jim

        I’m never going to give you up; never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you.

  • Dr. Dubz

    The Good: Well, you know.
    The Bad: Nothing really. Tired, but Spring Break starts whenever I leave for the day, so no complaints.
    The Ugly: My stomach after celebratory tendies last night.

    • WOOOO! SPRING BREAK, BABY!

    • Stanley

      When it’s good, it’s very good.

      • Dr. Dubz

        Ain’t that the truth.

  • EsusMoose

    I thought zzzzzzz was writing this so I thought I needed to click all the videos and have them at 100% volume. Nope just Paris

  • Dagon
  • Stockhausen

    The Good: I’m in a dirty van with some dudes for 10 days of no sleep, lots of sweat, and general nastiness.

    The Bad: I’m still sick as I’m in a dirty van with some dudes for 10 days of no sleep, lots of sweat, and general nastiness.

    The Ugly: See above.

    • Guacamole Jim
      • Stockhausen

        That is horrifying.

      • more beer

        Don`t do molly by yourself this is the end result.

    • Tyreeling In The Years

      You learn to almost completely love the smell of farts.

      • Stockhausen

        It smells like home!

        • Tyreeling In The Years

          Home is where the stink is.

  • EsusMoose

    Bad- I’ve been in for a week and will be in for another week with too much needing to be done and not enough time.
    Good- Have done Paris’s workout plan 3 times now, and I hurt.
    Ugly- my squat form and my diet lately.

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  • Paris: you were blessed by the funkadelics maggots in your brainz.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOKn33-q4Ao

  • Good: After more than a month, I’ll finally have my car returned to me Monday.
    Bad: I’ve been having recurring nightmares that I will crash it as soon as I get behind the wheel. For some reason, my ex-lady is involved.
    Ugly: All of you. You disgust me.

  • Reposted Avenged Sevenfold Fan

    Nickelbacks songs are so touching, every single song is so emotional, and most songs are speaking of real happenings. That happen and can happen to anyone, no one knows.
    But yes you shouldn’t forget the music, it’s magical it too.

    -K0FFL3Z, 2 days ago

  • Tyreeling In The Years

    Oh shit. My bands new album getz released today too. Totally forgot about it. My guitarist is uploading the tracks to our bandcamp page now. Should be up in less than an hour.

    • Dagon

      GRIND

    • Cool, I will check it later, spend money on it.

    • sweetooth0

      Nice, snagged all of the Scabs that costed money. Beer money for ya

      • Tyreeling In The Years

        TAHNKS MAN!!!

        • sweetooth0

          Now y’all just gotta work on a physical release!

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            Scab on vinyl up in this bitch.

    • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

      I’ll buy it when I have money.

    • more beer

      Right on I will check it out later on.

    • 22 songs?! this must be the longest album ever!!

    • Stanley

      Tyreeeeee. Congratulations on the new album. It’s really, really good. I’m picking up a bit of a Cryptic Slaughter kind of vibe. Great tunes and great production. It’s raw but clear, tight but loose enough. And with song titles like those, where can I find the lyrics?

  • Formerly Known As Oli Sykes

    Bad – Surprisingly, its not about the previous events of the past two weeks. Its still going on, and I wish it would fucking end, but something else quite shitty went on today.

    My computing lecturer is a jerk, we were informed of our deadline for our practise coursework on Wednesday, so I’ve basically been staying behind in my free periods trying to get this fucking practise coursework done (Or I’ll get a cause for concern), and it all came down to today, about 10% left to go.

    I got into college this morning, did a massive amount of work in an hour and a half, went to media, caught a bus to get my hair done (sue me, I couldn’t reschedule, it was on such short notice), got another bus, went back to college, did the rest.

    Basically, I’m really fucking tired and need rest.

    Good: In the shreds of free time I did have this week, I rediscovered the little gem known as Hollow Crown by Architects.

    Such a good record, so many awesome jams on this album, shame about The Here And Now tho, that album is shit. Thank god for Daybreaker and Lost Forever, Lost Together, otherwise this band would be fucking dead.

    But anyway, this album, awesome, full of incredible songs.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSFn5Aa0UEs

    Ugly:I’ve had the main riff from this song stuck in my head for most of this week. I am not sorry for anything.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Og4fCRNuaA

    • Guacamole Jim

      That ugly is real ugly, hombre.

    • Architects are the tits. No shame.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_kjf2J7Als

      • Formerly Known As Oli Sykes

        Lost Forever// Lost Together is such a great record. Twas very close to reaching my top 5 of last year, easily the best ‘Core album of last year.
        Dat production job. <3

        • I’m with you on that. They’re fucking great live, too.

          • Formerly Known As Oli Sykes

            Their playing a festival called Slam Dunk in late may, which is basically a UK version of Warped, but usually quite good. I’m still hoping for a Download announcement, but if I end up going here as well, at least I could watch a band I really like instead of You Me At Six (They’re not bad, but kinda meh for me).

  • Good: Off from work today
    Bad: Off from work today to watch my son who is touching everything in sight he should not get his hands on so daddy day care is working overtime today.
    Ugly: Matt Damon?

  • JVVG

    Good: Really dig this new Cancer Bats album. Lots of choice riffs.

    Bad: I actually wanted to use it for the ROTW (especially the intros to “Beelzebub” or “Dusted”) but the sound cloud streaming version had all but the least-riffy track blocked from sharing anywhere but the one site it was allowed upon.

    Ugly: The walls in my Office have taken on a particularly sickly hue, in comparison to the bright glorious day outside. I want to start my weekend early, but I have a 2-hour appointment with a student in just over a half an hour that I have to keep.

    • Paris Hilton

      I need Alllllll the FUNK!

  • Good: We’re having a “mandatory meeting” from 4-5 at work today, but that consists of hanging out at applebee’s with an open bar and free appetizers on the company.
    Bad: I’ve been crazy tired all week and work has been insanely boring lately.
    Ugly: This fucking awful facial hair that I’ve been lazily growing on my face.

  • JVVG

    And a response to the article text. I legitimately hope that the new CRJ album produces more than just one hit (I think it’s safe to call “I really like you” one already). Even with the Bieber connection tempting me toward instinctive dislike I support the fact that the new tune almost sounds like something from one of LIGHTS’ last two albums.

    I’m not sold on every single instance of this revival of 80’s-new-wave synth-pop, but these two seem to be doing it in a way that I like. Maybe it’s that they’re Canadian.

    Or maybe I’m buying into image more than I’d ever like to admit. They are both pretty ridiculously close to “my type”, based on past context…

  • Bad: master classes seems like they don’t have any ending and I’m barely starting. Venezuelan issues with US; US issues with Venezuela. We’re still in the Void.

    Good: this weekend is the last weekend of this semester in the Master. My family. The Toilet. Hamburguers.

    Ugly: the hot temperatures this week. I’m coming all sweat to my work and today I think I smell bad.

    • Formerly Known As Oli Sykes

      Ugh, I feel your pain. I’m sweating like a freak at college, and its fucking March.

      • I have to use long sleeves button shirts. When I get up of my chair I feel the fabric in my back like freaking velcro. Ugh!

  • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

    Good: Marvin Gaye, the fried fish dinner I just had, Parliament and Funkadelic, Steely Dan

    Bad: Lent, The founder of Gong died, the keyboard player for Three dog night died,

    Ugly: Finding out the real reason Wayne Static died. He will still be missed. Also, the death of Leonard Nimoy

    • Maik Beninton

      Uglier: Mick Thomson got on a fight with his brother, and they were using knives.

      • more beer

        Uglier than that : They didn`t know how to use said knives to their fullest potential.

        • Scrimm

          Agreed.

  • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

    Meat Loaf is awesome. He’s releasing a new album with Jim Steinman in the fall. I’m excited for it.

    • Paris Hilton

      Finally! Holy fuck did he need to start writing with Steinman again!

      • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

        It comes out in the fall. I’m very excited and I hope he tours as it is possible he will come to my area.

  • Keegan Lavern Still

    Good: I put in my notice at work yesterday, I have good prospects for other jobs (all of which pay better), and I’m expecting at least one of my orders by early next week for jamming out with my clam out.

    Bad: I have come to the realization that I have to cripple the beard I’ve been nurturing since December, and I have several shifts where I’m single-staffed at work before my last two weeks are up. I also ran into management in the midst of sliding my notice under their door and running like hell.

    Ugly: Yesterday I realized that I have little motivation to listen to any music whatsoever anymore. I don’t know what to do with myself…

    • Edward/Breegrodamus

      I’ve had some phases like that, about the music. I think you’ll get back into the swing of it!

      • Scrimm

        Yeah it comes and goes.

      • CT-12

        Yo man, completely off topic here, but do you listen to Bones at all? I’ve only downloaded “Garbage”, which I would highly recommend, but am now figuring out how to download his newer mixtapes “Rotten” and “So There We Stood”. Good, cold, ignorant rap.
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KesAaLs7NvQ

        • Edward/Breegrodamus

          I have not, or even heard of him to the best of my knowledge. I’d be down to check it out!

          • CT-12

            Yeah dude, I think you might dig him. Not super revolutionary or anything, though I do think “Garbage” has a pretty cold, clinical atmosphere to it.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            Are you into Death Grips at all? They have a new song for the upcoming Jenny Death I have played this thing a few times tonight.

            http://pigeonsandplanes.com/2015/03/watch-the-official-video-for-death-grips-new-song-on-gp/

          • CT-12

            Oh fuck yeah I’m into Death Grips dude. Already checked it out, stoked for JD to come out.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            Kendrick Lamar this month too. It’s gross how much music is coming out.

          • CT-12

            Just started checking out Lamar, good stuff

        • Edward/Breegrodamus
  • NefariousDude

    Good: life has been pretty decent lately
    Bad: crashing at a high speed
    Ugly: crashing at a high speed into dog poop

  • Enemy Of The Free World

    The GOOD: My infectilns getting better.
    The BAD: That’s the only good thing all werk.
    The UGLY: my hands still don’t have skin.

    • Oh man, you caught thrashnkillitis? I hear that stuff’s gnarly.

      • Enemy Of The Free World

        Actually, it’s Yarling. Worse than Vedder.

  • Dagon

    Reddit is a weird place

    http://i.imgur.com/KeFhWTn.jpg

    • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

      That’s beautiful.

  • Based Tapir

    Bad: The Finnish Matriculation Examination is going on and taking a lot of my time.
    Good: Tervahäät is helping me relax
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AilQevFomU4
    Ugly: the weather

    • Guacamole Jim

      What the hell is the Finnish Matriculation Examination??

      • Based Tapir

        May it remain a secret.

      • hey buddy, there’s a line to find out! no butting…

    • weather too sunny and warm for ya?

      • Based Tapir

        Absolutely.

  • Good: Finally got my immunization records turned in to Appalachian State so I’m one step closer in the 1,000 step process of getting into college. All I have to do now is get their fucking ID, sign up for a parking permit, sign up for classes, attend orientation, take a pre-orientation online class, and sent a final transcript from my community college. I also have to find a place to give me a job so I’m not living out of my car.

    Bad: Because I essentially don’t move when I sleep, I have developed neck pain that leaves me with a headache most days.

    Ugly: I’ve been having pretty gruesome nightmares last night. Last night’s nightmare involved me walking out into rain which turned out to be acid and reduced me into a puddle of flesh. I guess it gives me inspiration for a song now.

    • J.R.

      I had a nightmare where my mouth filled with concrete and ripped out all my molars and mouth flesh when we removed it. it was crazy

  • tertius_decimus

    Bad: —.
    Ugly: —.
    Good: it was a nice rainy day. Have a nice weekend, everyone!

  • the good: Better Call Saul (episode 5, nice toilet!)
    the bad: weed. i’m finished with it. makes me feel weird.
    the sexy: @dagonthefishgod:disqus

    • Scrimm

      It makes you feel weird cause you don’t smoke it ENOUGH.

      • Truth. I’m just gonna stick with pizza toppings. THAT I can manage!

        • Scrimm

          :((((((((((((((((

  • I spent my spring break either studying for financial accounting or procrastinating studying for financial accounting.

  • Rubber Balls And Liquor

    I’m working on the bad so far. Trust me, it got tossed on mine and my friend’s back fucking quick. Won’t go into that, but playing some some brutal electro-industrial jams back to back.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQh0vrYU8XY&list=PL_AhMUvQvnupHQjdvmr1w1ycRslsMdcpr&index=27

    • Go into that.

      • Rubber Balls And Liquor

        It’s industrial like it was meant to be. Sorry about that, I posted twice.

  • Guest

    Good: It’s my birthday on St. Patrick’s Day.
    Bad: I’m sad as hell it’s my first birthbady without my grandma, and my friend is pissied that his lay lady is gone. She was awesone, and now the kid (who was my sidekick) is gone. Won’t gone into much but this has been my soundtrack for tonight.

    I am gonna be sad on my birthday.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQh0vrYU8XY&list=PL_AhMUvQvnupHQjdvmr1w1ycRslsMdcpr&index=27

  • J.R.

    bit late!
    The good: had some 5 guys, which was awesome. And I got to interact with some Toilet folks outside of normal disqus communications. We are a cool bunch.
    Bad: brother trashed the upstairs after I spent forever cleaning. What a punk.
    Ugly: woke up too early too drive too long to sit forever in a gym to watch these nerds play stabbity-stab.

    • J.R.

      So mobile disqus doesn’t like when I try to deleted pictures. So I don’t know if it actually posted 7 pictures or what. Whole thing is off the charts not working.

      • Based Tapir

        Mobile disqus never allows me to delete pictures either.