Flush It Friday – Bauerviolence

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It’s that time again. Time to flush all the shit that stinks and praise the soft toilet paper making your life just a bit less miserable. I have a fucking cold. For most people this isnt something to bitch about. However, I haven’t been sick in 5 or 6 years so now that I’m finally sick it’s like torture since I’m not accustomed to these symptoms. It kind of reminds me of that episode of the walking dead where everyone is being killed off by a glorified cold because it’s the apocalypse and no one has medicine. Anyway, let’s get to this.
Good: I’ve started to really enjoy black metal, which is good because black metal. Perhaps that frostbitten black metal is why I have a cold now. If that’s the case, it’s totally worth it.

Bad: This cold. This shit sucks.

Ugly:Last night I had a 6x machine gun sneeze (yes that’s apparently a thing. I was surprised too.) and snot went everywhere. It was ugly.

On the bright side, it’s Friday and another lifeloving week is behind us. Celebrate/bitch with me in the comments!

 

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  • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

    Good: Going to the pub tonight with some mates. Should be a ripper time.
    Bad: I feel pretty stuffed because of the schedule the cook’s on. Been getting earlier than normal.
    Ugly: This bogan speak.

  • Maik Bozinton™

    I also got a cold last week.
    You should drink some tea mr. Bauer.

    • I tried sweating it out last night and it has helped a lot.

  • Hotdog Clifford

    That Cobalt song is damn good.

  • Shrimp in a Pizza Box OV HELL

    Bad: Headphones broke. Using shitty-ass phone earbuds, literally can’t listen to music unless I want to hear the really bad noise cover of whatever i’m listening to.
    Good: D A N K M E M E S
    Ugly: I started playing WoW again.

    • I started playing skyrim again. Just when I think I’m done it pulls me back in.

      • Shrimp in a Pizza Box OV HELL

        Eh, I kind of constantly jump in and back out. One month I can’t stand it, another month it’s like coke. Haven’t played it for a long time but I heard WoD raids are really fun. Haven’t tried them yet, but levelling is REALLY fun.

        • I read bad reviews of WoD. Fuck them. I just want to get those boats and watch those cutscenes D: Enjoy it. It seems the raids are very awesome.

          • Disgustache

            The questing is great, the raids are great. Everything else feels kind of lackluster to me to be honest. It doesn’t feel as epic as they were touting it would be. The shipyard is really just… Not fun. I just started a new warrior and that has been more fun than endgame at this point honestly.

          • Well… I’m stuck in Venezuela and in TBC. So everything’s awesome to me lol.

          • Disgustache

            BC and WotLK were the golden years for sure. Alas.

          • TBC is awesome. I played in other servers (Cataclysm and Vanilla); but I still love TBC.

      • Disgustache

        Fallout!

    • Disgustache

      What server/faction?

      • Shrimp in a Pizza Box OV HELL

        Twisting Nether EU Horde, levelling a warrior on The Maelstrom Alliance, and got a really old Alliance DK on Neptulon (10/10 wouldn’t recommend that server).

        • Disgustache

          Damn you. I have to play on US :<

    • Le Tapir The Based

      Seems like avoiding WoW has been a good idea.

  • Bitter (Tyree) Debra

    Good: Ordered new headphones which means no more duck tape for my current ones; I’m putting them to rest finally. Also got a new cartridge for my turntable and it sounds much clearer. The stylus that came with the turntable was faulty so I’m glad I got that shit fixed up.

    https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11012637_10153530773788338_5118644553997661662_n.jpg?oh=b0ba39048cca3133d5a06ab338e99d84&oe=560ECE5F

    Bad: I’m spending too much money on shit. Need to save up again for MDF
    tickets/hotel. Plus merch money for Hells Headbash 2.

    Ugly: The state of Georgia.

    • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

      I finally listened to that Mysthirming. I somehow kept forgetting. It’s good. Rill good.

      • The Fish Boz

        What did you think of Knut?

        • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

          I liked it, homey. Thanks for the tip.

      • Kim Boz Un’s Bozstralia

        *Misþyrming*

        Me = Icelandic grammar nazi.

        • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

          I’m well aware of that. Didn’t want to waste a few precious seconds to find the special character.

          • Kim Boz Un’s Bozstralia

            Ver nad. 😉

    • What headphones did you get? I got a pair made by Jlab a couple months ago for around $40. They sound pretty good considering the affordable price.

    • Disgustache

      Which headphones did you order? I like new headphones.

      • Bitter (Tyree) Debra

        Audio-Technica ATH-M50x Studio headphones.

        • Disgustache

          Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Audio Technica is amazing. I have some Sennheiser headphones I game on and listen to Radio Fenriz on as well. Nice headphones are such a good investment.

          • Bitter (Tyree) Debra

            Agreed. I hope to keep these for years.

          • Disgustache

            What is your turntable?

          • Bitter (Tyree) Debra

            Audio-Technica AT-LP120

          • I’ve had my Bose earbuds for 3 years but they are showing wire now and just generally falling apart. It’s time for new earbuds of some sort soon.

          • Disgustache

            Sennheiser!

          • Give url

          • Disgustache
          • (you got rekt)

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            I’ve got some nice Sennheiser headphones someone gave me, but I can really only wear earbuds. Every pair of actual headphones I’ve worn cause immense pain in my left ear.

          • Same here. That’s why I hate using a mic when gaming

          • Disgustache

            You can do a desktop mic, which works very well for me personally. I have the Blue Snowball, and it’s rad. That way I can get either my speakers going or just my standalone headphones. Headsets are typically not as awesome quality from my experience.

          • I got some Sennhieser headphones for work and I love them. Most comfortable pair I’ve used, especially since I wear glasses.

          • I use some ‘nobrand’ generic earbuds that sounds pretty awesome to be honest. It was a gift from an uncle. They came inside a beer can shaped recipient lol.

          • Disgustache

            Yeah those look tight! I would take them.

          • Just ordered these:

          • Disgustache

            Audio Technica is also a good choice, as evidenced by Tyree’s devotion to their products.

          • DCLXVI

            I have two pairs of these! One for home and one for work. Highly recommended!

          • Kim Boz Un’s Bozstralia

            I still have to fix my MP3 player. From what my roomie, aka McGuyver, told me though, the headphone jack is busted, so it’s probably a no go on fixing it.

          • Klipsch s4 = totes affordable, quality earbuds

          • Stanley

            I not a fan generally not a fan of Bose but I just picked up a pair of these because my yurbuds wore out. They are a little pricey, but they are the best running headphones that I have ever owned (and I’ve had a lot). I can’t comment on longevity as I’ve only had them about a month, but they seem quite sturdy.

            http://www.amazon.com/Bose-SoundTrue-In-Ear-Headphones-Black/dp/B00M5A7L14/ref=sr_1_1?s=audio-video-accessories&ie=UTF8&qid=1437165805&sr=1-1&keywords=bose+earbuds

    • CyberneticOrganism
    • KJM

      So many bands playing next year, and they’re sure to add more.

    • Vladimir Poutine

      I never get sick of that cover art. So good.

  • Le Tapir The Based

    Teh good: I’m going to a music festival this weekend (including bands such as Solstafir, Ravage Ritual, Sunn O))) and Ghost Brigade)
    Teh bad: unfortunately I don’t really have anything to complain about this week.
    Teh ugly: something that is ugly.

    • That’s great, Tapir! Prepare yourself to be crushed by Sunn O))) and later revived by Ghost Brigade.

      • Le Tapir The Based

        Ghost Brigade is playing before Sunn O))). Looks like I’ll be crushed forever.

        • Kim Boz Un’s Bozstralia

          Just don’t stand next to the amps. From what I’ve heard from friends who’ve seen them live, SunO)))’s bottom end will beat your eardrums raw.

          • Le Tapir The Based

            I’m gonna put my ass next to the amps so I’ll shit myself.

          • Suck Me While I Poo

            GG Allin would be proud!

          • Suck Me While I Poo

            They’re Norwegian, but definitely thought they were Finnish when I heard them a while back.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCqEFcEyXoI

          • Le Tapir The Based

            These guys are Finnish tho.

            I’m really excited for this band today, gonna be seeing ’em in two hours
            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fD2RdiVWJFA

          • Suck Me While I Poo

            Sweet! Have fun!

    • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

      Hey, write about it.

      • Le Tapir The Based

        I don’t trust my writing skills nearly enough to do something like that.

        • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

          I believe in you, horse pig.

        • If you try and fail you can always just stab yourself with that knife you’re always waving about . . .

          • Kim Boz Un’s Bozstralia

            He’ll like himself with the knife?

            #StabbingToiletSlang101

        • You can do it, Tapir! 🙂 I think the editors will help you. It’s better when you write about things you think are good. The ideas flows freely.

        • i’ll help you.
          oh wait, you don’t want it to be worse!

          • Le Tapir The Based

            There’s no way it could be worse. I’ve liked the stuff you have written.

          • all joe king aside, if you wanna write something up, i’ll help you (proofread, etc.)

          • Le Tapir The Based

            Thanks for the offer, but I am not confident enough to write something that other people see as well.

          • Stanley

            What do you mean, we see your writing everyday on the toilet. Fuckin, William Shakespeare.

          • Kim Boz Un’s Bozstralia
        • Kim Boz Un’s Bozstralia
    • CyberneticOrganism

      Definitely write about it & take a bunch of pictures

    • Kim Boz Un’s Bozstralia

      Sounds like a solid lineup!

      • Le Tapir The Based

        There’s a bunch of great Finnish bands (Keinuva Lahna, HC Andersen, Cmx etc) as well.
        https://soundcloud.com/hcandersen/hca-on-paras-1
        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VeiTKf8jIuM

        • Kim Boz Un’s Bozstralia

          I’ll check those out a little later! Finishing up a long old school punk playlist right now.

          • Le Tapir The Based

            You may fancy HC Andersen then. Hardcore punk with marimba.

          • Kim Boz Un’s Bozstralia

            What’s marimba?

          • Le Tapir The Based

            ..

          • Suck Me While I Poo

            OH!

  • EsusMoose

    One of us, one of us
    Good: Summer, saw a dead composer’s smooth jazz band
    Bad: Really haven’t been able to enjoy stuff
    Ugly: Humidity and heat

  • CyberneticOrganism
  • Stanley

    Good: I’m going to Brazil next week to run the Rio de Janeiro marathon.
    Bad: I’ve been injured for ages and have done virtually no running.
    Ugly: Legs.

    • Maik Bozinton™

      Here we always have a marathon around April 21.

      It’s called Prova Rústica Tiradentes.

      • Stanley

        I don’t know what that means, but it sounds painful!

        • Maik Bozinton™

          Tiradentes is a history figure, he was part of a independence movement.

          • Stanley

            Do they have any good beer in Brazil or is it all pishy lager? I might have to stick to the caipirinhas.

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            Get some Cachaça.

          • Stanley

            That’s the booze in caipirinhas.

          • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

            “I didn’t know that.” -W.

          • Maik Bozinton™

            I don’t drink beer, but Skol is the popular brand here (I think).

          • Maik Bozinton™

            My parents drink Bohemia, so that’s my recommendation.

          • Stanley

            I will give it a try! Thank you. The Mexican’s make a beer called Bohemia too. It’s probably my favourite Mexican beer. Along with Negra Modelo.

          • The Fish Boz

            Negra Modelo >>>>>>>>

          • more beer

            Both ok beers.

          • Stanley

            Yep. Ok, but not great.

          • more beer

            Drinkable. That is key.

          • Kim Boz Un’s Bozstralia

            And drunkability.

          • more beer

            That just comes with the territory.

          • The Fish Boz

            Don’t trust Maik, he doesn’t drink beer. Pretty much all you’ll find for “cheap” (I mean cheap by brazilian standards) will be phishy lagers. There are a couple cheap stout brands but they are not good (looking at you, Caracu).

            At Rio you can probably get decent beers from the brands Devassa, Colorado and other craft breweries. Hit me up on Facebook with your hotel location and I’ll hook you up with some gastronomical destinations in Rio 😉

          • Stanley

            Popping out but I’ll get back to you in a bit. Thank you.

          • Kim Boz Un’s Bozstralia

            Palma Luca. Which is one of my all time favorite beers.

    • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

      Good luck, Stanley. Hit up Dagon while you’re there!

      • Stanley

        I think he lives about 1000 miles away.

        • Maik Bozinton™

          I live closer than him, and it’s a 1000 km trip.

          • Stanley

            Brazil is not small.

        • Kim Boz Un’s Bozstralia

          Haha, drag him to an Angra concert for me! 😉

    • Bitter (Tyree) Debra

      Running is fucking rough on the body man. I’ve been running lately and it’s wearing on my hip.

    • The Fish Boz

      Damn, if I was already at São Paulo I would definitely go to RJ just to buy you a beer. Good luck on the marathon, man!

  • Good: Back to work on Monday after a month and a half sitting on my ass, healing from a back injury and dying of boredom.
    Bad: Back to work on Monday.
    Ugly: Miller Chill is teh suck. Somebody get that kitty an Old Rasputin!

    • Kim Boz Un’s Bozstralia

      Miller anything is straight shit on a stick!

  • ME GORAK™

    GOOD: GOATWHORE PLAY NEAR GORAK CAVE SOON!!!!!!!!
    BAD: SKINLESS NOT NEAR GORAK CAVE!!!!!!!!
    UGLY: GORAK HATE UGLY!!!!!! GORAK SMASH UGLY!!!!!!!!

    • You’re one of us, now :’)

      • ME GORAK™

        GOOBLE GOBBLE!!!!!!

    • Zeke

      Gorak! You’re my favorite new addition to this site.

      Does anyone remember David drainman, lead singer of popular metal band disturbed? If he magically appeared,I think we’ll be set. – joe, can you make it happen?

      • Jajajaja, I remember DAVID D. DRAIMAN too.

        • Zeke

          He was the whole reason I started reading failures for blogs. It was never the same when he left. What a failure that blog is; even David drainman of popular metal band disturbed doesn’t like it

      • ME GORAK™

        HIM METAL SABER TOOTHS MAN!!!!

  • Howard Dean

    Good: All I want to do is eat steak tips and listen to barbaric proto black/death metal from South America.

    Bad: Not being able to make a living eating steak tips and listening to Sextrash.

    Ugly: The toilet bowl after four consecutive days of eating steak.

    • Maik Bozinton™

      I’m listening to Adema right now.

  • Bauerviolence sounds like a great name for grind band. Drink water with lemon for your cold. Stay away from dairy – it contributes to mucus.

    Good: T-minus 2 hours and counting until beer consumption begins.
    Bad: Weekends are too short, not long enough
    Ugly: I look like Ross from Friends

    • Kim Boz Un’s Bozstralia

      Gargling hot salt water is good for clearing your throat, especially if it’s sore.

  • Disgustache

    Good: Made the decision to quit my job and go back to school full time. Shooting high for USC for Marshal School of Business. Very excited and looking forward to that.

    Bad: Sad that I’m leaving, because I love my company and everything we do for our industry, but there are things that are outweighing that good feeling.

    Ugly: Took like a two pound shit yesterday and it was a monster. Nastiest looking thing I’ve seen since Kim and Kanye had that baby.

    • EsusMoose

      Good luck!

      • Disgustache

        Thank you Mr. Moose!

    • Bitter (Tyree) Debra

      Nice healthy poops are good times.

    • Good luck, that’s a tough move to make.

      • Disgustache

        Thank you!

        • Kim Boz Un’s Bozstralia

          Good luck! Definitely a bold move, but it seems like your heart is really into it.

    • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

      Good luck, man. I’m a big fan of continuing education?

      • Disgustache

        No child left behind. Thank you Dubya for your support!

        • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

          On the real, No Child Left Behind was terrible for this country.

          • Disgustache

            Trve

          • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

            *is

          • Kim Boz Un’s Bozstralia

            That was your idea, remember? Thanks, Dubya!

      • Howard Dean
        • Dubzlinger, Malandro Slayer

          Ha! I have a bad habit of doing that with text messages.

      • Kim Boz Un’s Bozstralia

        I’m really wanting to get into school for computer networking by the time winter rolls around. Got a few things to consider in the meantime though. My dumb ass should’ve gotten college at least started a long long time ago.

  • GOOD: Saw The Kennedy Veil, Ovid’s Withering, Arkaik, and Psycroptic last night at a tiny bar near my haus.

    BAD: I’ve had a shitty cold the last week, and this morning i woke up with swollen, bloodshot, crusty eyes. FUCK EVERYTHING.

    UGLY: My stupid fucking face this morning.

  • Bozamole Jim

    Good: Got a new pair of glasses! Finally being able to see things is pretty damn rad.

    Bad: Work has been terrible this week. I don’t want to do it, but it keeps coming in, and I’m way behind.

    Ugly: I ate McDonald’s last night, and it keeps punishing me in tiny little intervals.
    >mfw trying to poop

    http://s.orzzzz.com/news/85/bd//555bebf80402e.gif

  • The Good: In Georgia right now, finally got to see my 4 month old niece. My brother is giving me some QA training while I’m down here. My cousin happens to be in state for some training with the Air Force, so he’s going to drop by this weekend too.

    The Bad: Staying on task is getting really, really hard.

    The Ugly: My big cousin is coming on the same day that a bunch of my sister-in-law’s cousins are coming over and it should be great because they all like to drink, but her cousin’s 2 & 3 year old kids are going to be there, and they are absolutely awful.

    • Disgustache

      Shitty kids are shitty.

  • CyberneticOrganism
  • J.R.™

    Woo: vacation is better with new tunes! Khemmis, Solaire, Amiensus, Orphans of Dusk, Withering Lights, Athletics…good haul.

    Boo: vacation is….well extended family shenanigans. So. That goes how it goes. Making me miss out on Toilet time and no-homework video game chillaxin.

    Ugoo: Still excited for Toilet Threads. I want a baseball cap. Bumper sticker. Lady Undies (For Lady JR woohoo no flush if you know what I mean 😉 )

  • Paris Hilton

    Good: Having meetings this week to move to my dream job where l’ll be getting paid to fuck around, teach gymnastics and do parkour all day. I’ve also been on a huge Cyndi Lauper kick and refuse to let anyone keep me down!

    Bad: I’m still trying to get a flare and can’t and it’s fucking bugging the shit out of me.

    The Ugly: My pathetic excuse for a flare. I’m stuck with just windmills.

  • JW(E)G

    GOOD: All of the indie comic Kickstarter campaigns I backed that were due to end this week met then exceeded fundraising expectations, including (but not limited to):

    – Ultimate NOTLD: http://kck.st/1zC5A0z
    – Unfortunately Human: http://kck.st/1GhpSfB
    – SCORCH (webcomic to be Graphic Novel): https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/devilsdue/scorch

    ‘Ayla’, one of two indie horror films I backed also went well above expectations; as did the Indiegogo Campaign for WOLFCop 2 (the other film). I’m pleased, because I’m going to be getting a lot of stuff in the mail over the next few months, and each time something arrives it will feel a bit like a gift (to myself) because of the time elapsed.

    BAD: I’m still waiting for a $1000 check I was technically owed for services as a tutor rendered back in April. I can’t provide much detail, but the student is differently-abled due to a heart condition and one of his challenges is having messed up short AND long-term memory so I’ve had to remind him every week or two that he still owes me money, between which time he winds up hospitalized or skips classes for lesser reasons, then turns up again and has to be reminded once more. The worst part is he won’t acknowledge that he just forgot and just write me the check on the spot; instead he always has an excuse or someone else to blame and a reason why it needs to wait another week or so.

    It’s far too nice a day out to find anything ugly to add. So I won’t.

    • Wolf Cop 2?

      Yes please.

    • I want to check that Unfortunately Human.

    • Disgustache

      I just picked up the Hellboy series, which for some ridiculous reason I never started reading until now. Holy shit is it good.

      Also, Dark Knight Returns.

      And I have this one called the Sixth Gun my girlfriend scoped waiting to be read. Looks tight.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sixth_Gun

  • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

    AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGJJJHHHHHHHHHHAA!!!!!!!!

    • Le Tapir The Based

      Use your indoor voice.

      • KJM

        He’s a Bear God. That IS his inside voice.

    • CyberneticOrganism

      This is huh, wow?

  • KJM
  • the good: tomorrow gonna get nice and drunk at the farmer’s market, then go see Ant-Man (the beautiful: Evangeline Lilly)
    the also good: @maikbeninton:disqus
    the also also good: @megorak:disqus

    • Maik Bozinton™

      Thanks man.

  • The Fish Boz

    I don’t have anything in particular to flush or rave about. Been studying like a motherfucker recently. Apparently, motherfuckers study a lot.

    I’ll share this story I told Link yesterday:
    Before I had a car, on my first year of medschool (2009), I was on the bus to school at 2 PM. It was a regular, hot as hell, sweaty, stenchy afternoon in the Amazon. Miraculously, I found a sitting spot free, and sat down thinking it would be a ~smooth~ ride. To my demise, a rather humid gentleman decide to stand next to me. He was wearing a tank top. It was almost a wife beater, but I don’t know if it was designed to be so close to his body or if it just got stuck because of all the sweat. Anyway, the bus took a sharp turn and his armpit instantly landed on my face. I could taste it.

    And no, this does not have anything to do with my penchant for ladypits. It’s an entirely different feeling.

    • EsusMoose

      I was expecting something along the line of lady stuff but nope disgusting armpit sweat for the fishgod. I’m gonna go vomit on the floor now

      • The Fish Boz

        Don’t forget to mop afterwards.

    • I can’t with this. Jajajajaja!! Poor Dagy.

    • Le Tapir The Based

      What did it taste like? Tapir needs to know!

      • The Fish Boz

        It tasted like nightmares. And spiders.

    • Kim Boz Un’s Bozstralia
  • sweetooth0

    GOOD: That MDF lineup yo!
    BAD: I won’t have money in time to scoop the 4 day passes when they get released
    UGLY: Probably tomorrow morning’s beer shits

    • Bitter (Tyree) Debra

      That line-up is so fucking tight.

  • I’m going dranking. C U Monday

  • CT-12

    Good: Saw Christian Mistress last night and they killed. Also, it’s finally the fucking weekend and me and my bud are gonna take off and go wakeboarding and swimming in about 10 mins

    Bad: Work and the stupid, entitled, conniving motherfuckers I have to deal with on a day-to-day basis. You have not known true ignorance until you’ve worked on a fucking golf course.

    Ugly: Humanity (besides a very small iota of it – like you guys <3)

    • more beer

      I have worked on 3 different golf courses. That truly made me laugh. One of them the membership requirements were. You had to be a German Jew, come from old money pay $50,000 a year just to walk in the the door. They also had to pay for so many rounds of golf every month plus spend a certain amount in the clubhouse. What a bunch of pretentious fucks they were. Remember Caddy Shack is not a comedy it`s a documentary.

    • Kim Boz Un’s Bozstralia
  • Edward/Breegrodamus™

    GOOD: Organ Dealer sounds real good, and it’s short.

  • KJM

    All of your Pepes have been stolen, sold, and exchanged for enough tendies to fill my living room. I even have enough GBP left over to score some fries.

    • Le Tapir The Based

      I KNEW IT! I KNEW THERE WAS A THIEF AMONGST US!

    • Vladimir Poutine

      Heyo. Gonna be around Davis at all this weekend or next?

      • KJM

        Working this weekend, not sure about next yet.

        • Vladimir Poutine

          Gotcha

  • DCLXVI

    Good: rumors of Toilet swag next week!!!!!
    Bad: the old man got laid off from his job today
    Ugly: my toilet bowl tomorrow morning after this 12 pack of yuengling slay tonight. Splat

  • Vladimir Poutine

    The Good: I can now listen to metal at work, so long as I only keep one earbud in and still jump to attention whenever my boss talks to me. Also, this weekend I’m testing out the next possible entry for Metal Recipes, which if successful I’ll be looking forward to sharing.

    The Bad: depression’s acting up again. Not fun.

    The Ugly: my mood during rush hour in Boston after a long day at work which culminated in listening to Aevangelist.

    • Kick that depression in the dick!

      • Vladimir Poutine

        Will certainly try. Not sure how one goes about that (kicking of dicks is not my forte), but I’ll figure it out.

  • BEARD OV GREAT DAWKINS

    The Good: Reached late-game content in ESO recently. Making a beef stew with rice tonight that will prove to be delicious.

    The Bad: My penchant for cop dramas has me watching Blue Bloods lately (fuckin’ Tom Selleck, yo). Gotta work tomorrow 🙁

    The Ugly: my ride home today. You fuckers from out of town can’t drive worth a fuck.

  • Maik Bozinton™
  • KJM
  • KJM
  • Good: Starting to get all the shit I need to live on my own. I’ll be moving out of my parents house to a pretty cool apartment on August 10. Acquired a coffee maker today.
    Bad: I am broke as fuck.
    Ugly: My swollen ankles from sitting all day while playing video games.

  • Kevin Nash & Friends

    Just got out of the Neil Young show. It was awesome.

    • Lacertilinger

      Missing King Parrot is not awesome.

  • Kim Boz Un’s Bozstralia

    Good: Pretty chill week once again. Probably checking out ‘Martyrs’ a little later tonight. Got all my stuff done in one long, sleepless swoop the other day, so I can chill for the weekend.
    Bad: Nothing in particular so far, at least on my end of things.
    The Ugly: Kelly Gale.

    https://38.media.tumblr.com/b1ac68e247f3e2a31381c5b2c75ab6a4/tumblr_njib11bif21rjd0hlo1_500.gif
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  • Cunt Cunt

    Good: Carcass, Napalm Death and Obituary are touring together and its coming to Dublin, this makes me a happy Cunt.

    Bad: My headphones broke.

    Ugly: My car, its starting to resemble the shitmobile from Trailer Park Boys.

  • Nineinchneurosis

    The good, Deftones, the Aristocrats, and Primus are coming to town. The bad, after going on a terminator binge I found that Genisys is no longer in my theater. The ugly, probably me right now.