Flush it Friday: ANYONE WHO LEVELS DEX IS A WIMP edition

HAIL, WARRIORS!

It’s Friday, so let’s flush it. Today, I’m jamming out to this. Jam along if you please.

The Good:
As many of you non-plebs know, the gaming event of the year is upon us. Dark Souls 3 has been released. For those of you who don’t praise the sun, Dark Souls is a very challenging third-person action RPG that pits you in a harsh world and brutally murders you over and over again. It’s really fun. I haven’t had much time to play it because I’m in 8000 music groups and have a full time job. Fortunately, a few hours after you read this post, I will be holed away until Sunday morning doing nothing but playing.

I also got to go with my dad to see the Carolina Opera perform a double feature of Rachmaninoff’s Aleko and Leoncavallo’s Pagliacci. Both pieces featured incredible acting, performances, and music, plus I got sweet hangs with the dad. Work is still good. My cat is still good. The radio show is still good even if I make Joe do all the work (thx jojo).

The Bad:
I can’t play Dark Souls 3 while I’m at work. My cat Albus scratched my foot and it hurts a little bit against the inside of my shoe.

The Ugly:
This is what I really wanted to talk about today. Some of you have played Dark Souls or Bloodborne, some of you are currently playing Dark Souls 3, and maybe some of you plan to eventually. Read carefully, wimps and posers, and heed my words.

Leveling Dex is for pathetic wimps.

Using magic is for pathetic losers.

If you are playing Dark Souls 3 with anything but a Str build, delete your save file. You are wrong. There is nothing worse than finding out that someone you thought was a friend is currently using some giant toothpick called an Uchigatana or shooting magic missiles at people like some kind of awful LARPer throwing socks at people. Masterlord and I have consulted on this, and we are absolutely certain we are correct. Go find you a club, a great club, a greatsword, anything huge. If the weapon is bigger than you, then it is probably good. If it requires more than 15 or 20 Dex to use, it is not good. Don’t even get me started on these so called “hybrids” that require Int or Faith to use. Would you buy a weapon that required you to pass a math test or tithe to your preferred religion before you could shoot it? Of course you wouldn’t, unless you’re a stupid nerd. I will crush you.

The fact that there are actual people out there using weapons smaller than a bastard sword disgusts me. There are real people, right now, who think they are good players while they hide behind shield and sorcery. I say no more. Masterlord and I have formed the blood covenant of the almighty ZWEIHANDER. We are dedicated to invading the worlds of weak dex and magic players and desecrating their flesh with our mighty steel.

After reading that, I’m sure all of you Dex wimps are now curious on how to make a good build. This video is still relevant to this day, because THE LEGEND NEVER DIES. Well, what is it?  You’re not a filthy casual, are you?

Credit for the header image.

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Published on: April 15, 2016

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  • Posting this early for you uneducated Philistines who don’t know the Dark Souls lore yet

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9x_koRZ2bA

  • frozengoatsheadupanunsarse

    When this flashed in my feed I briefly thought it might be an angry rant about Dexy’s Midnight Runners. But I don’t know what it’s really about.

  • BALLS ROLL

    GOOD: My father in law gave me a crate of some some of the best classic rock records..Deep Purple. Yes, Police, Rainbow, Jimi, Zepplin, etc…it’s loaded.

    BAD: I fucked up my back lifting said crate

    UGLY: My old age

    • Joaquin Stick

      “fucked up my back picking up a crate of records” is like the most old-person sentence I have ever heard. Sorry bro.

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      If there’s any you don’t want I’ll take them.

  • EsusMoose

    Good: dark souls, a lot of it. Roommate is gone so dark souls, working out, beer and food all weekend. Weather is in the good 60-70 range
    Bad: Tried to play tennis, it didn’t go well. Was told by my future employer I would be going to north carolina, gave me a heart attack and then in the morning was like woops our bad.
    Ugly: Had some terrible, death dealing farts yesterday.

    • Outside of politics, what’s wrong with North Carolina?

      • EsusMoose

        There’s probably a lot of good stuff down there, I just have an irrational dislike for almost all states. And it’s like 1000 miles away, so mostly the logistics of getting there was dislikable.

        • Joaquin Stick

          Moving 1000 miles is not pleasant. Do not recommend, unless the destination is awesome of course.

          • EsusMoose

            Unless North Carolina is paved with delicious barbeque and beer I’ll pass till a future time

          • Well, it’s not quite PAVED with either, but we have quite a lot!

            Also don’t move 1k miles here, it’s great here but not that great, unless you have a killer job or reason to move here

          • EsusMoose

            Thankfully I won’t have to at least maybe not for a year or two. I guess they sent out incorrect emails to people.

      • You

  • Joaquin Stick

    Speaking of vidja games, the Battleborn beta came out the other day, and though I am not really prone to play nerdy DOTA-type games, I think I may get sucked into this one.

    Good: Playing that beta all weekend. Nothing can be bad or ugly with this weather. Finally.

  • GOOD: That Grotesque song and album you posted!!!

    http://i.imgur.com/Jxoktd2.jpg

    • Dubs

      Earlier when he told me he was listening to Grotesque, I thought he was talking about this Grotesque, which is a very different thing.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOZQEtvccpo

      • Wow, I’d say so.

        • Dubs

          To many bands use the same name.

          • Yeah, for sure. It seems to be a recurring thing here. We keep finding bands that use other bands names. So it goes I guess.

      • Link, you ever listen to Skitsystem? Fucking mean D-Beat with Lindberg on vocals and guitar. This is one of my all time favorite D-Beat albums. Fast and mean.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1KcJJyxlvU

        • Yeah, I found them in a recommendation you made to me a while ago!

          I found a record called Stigmata, but it doesn’t have Lindberg on vocals. Does Adrian Erlandsson played drums in one of those records too, right?

          • Yup, very early on Erlandsson played drums.

          • Man, that’s amazing, I truly love all those guys. Lindberg is one of my favorite persons in the metal world with all his anarchopunk approach and lyrics.

          • Fuck yes!!! Disfear is also great, which I know you love. I started a D-Beat project a couple of years back but it didn’t go far. We never got vocals finished. Here is a link to my old Crusty D-Beat project.
            https://nuclearth.bandcamp.com/releases

          • Wowowowowow.

            Going to doomload, man.

            Btw, I could doomload new Scab too. I will listen when I have the chance, I know you put a lot of effort in the drumming, so I will be critically judging all that I will hear.

          • Haha, it’s unfinished and raw so I don’t know if you want to download Nuclearth. We just had it up on Bandcamp to give to vocalists that wanted to try out.

            No worries man. All good.

          • sweetooth0

            Just listened through that Nuclearth. Good stuff man!

        • Dubs

          Ayyy, I’ve checked this band out. Pretty rad.

          I’m counting on you for a vote tomorrow, btw. i think my entry will be quite surprising.

          • Rad! Looking forward to it. What’s the theme for tomorrow?

          • Dubs

            Not Mastodon riffs. lol

          • I sent mine. Beargod will back me up, I know!

          • Hahaha!

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Hey man, killer job on drums on the new Scab 👍

    • (I have no access to FB, so I mostly comment here):

      Tyree, did you checked that the Eucharist (Swedish MDM) will probably release the gig they are going to do in Sweden in a DVD? I’m happy for that, man!

      https://twitter.com/eucharistsweden

  • JWEG

    Good: my department got through to my supervisor. Form signed. Extension probable.

    Uglybad: I have been feeling especially unwell lately. A lot of it might be written off as allergies, since I’m also clearly having issues with Douglas Fir Pollen. And a lot more could just be stress. But then there are the pressure-like headaches and persistent eye strain coming from behind my eyes. And neither responds to any tylenol or aspirin dosage short of O.D.

    What worries me is that I think I know exactly what’s going on. I went through the same thing in Spring-Summer 2006, ignored it a few weeks longer than I should have, and wound up having to finally acknowledge that surgery for a VP shunt revision was 100% unavoidable. Recovery was so bad I’m still not completely healed.

    Not to mention that my allergies are almost definitely directly related to a concurrent blood transfusion; as I was fine before that, and began developing each one of them within the next year.

    Hopefully it turns out that I’m just over-analyzing unrelated symptoms of something quite unrelated.

    • Joaquin Stick

      Some asshole gave you his allergies? Sadistic bastard.

      • JWEG

        My grandfather, an MD, believed he’d picked up a similar allergy after a transfusion. He was in his 80’s so probably more susceptible by age to biological anomalies than someone not even at middle age. But I do have his genes.

        It’s very rare, but there are a few instances in the medical academic literature of anecdotes of patients allergies-by-transfusion. Some have even led to (so far inconclusive) studies.

        I don’t think people who give blood (at least here) are asked about their allergies, though, as it’s so rare that they would be transferred that it’s probably not worth screening people out on that basis.

  • brokensnow

    GOOD-got paid,ordered stuff for my dogs, ordered a pathfinder book. took a day off.
    BAD-got 2 points for day off, really really tired all the time.
    UGLY-body is getting wrecked from overtime, no time with my girl cuz of different shifts.

  • i can carry over my Red Iron Twinblade from DS2 right?

    • How much Dex does that take?

      • 20. what’s the poser cut-off limit?

        • Hmmm.. 20 is pushing it, but it is bigger than you. I’ll allow it unless Masterlord declares otherwise, should he grace us with his presence

          • I have reformed my poser ways by switching from my DS2 mage to an all STR/VGR/END poser-crusher in DS3.

          • EsusMoose

            intfthstrdexatt builds! Every other stat is for losers.

          • no faythe?

          • EsusMoose

            look at the 3rd-6th character, but alas i did forget the y

          • damn, the ONE time i try to fit in by using that word…

          • Dubs

            He opened for Absu last night and is sleeping off his glory hangover.

          • I asked him to gather memes for this article and he wouldn’t help me

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    Good: Nespithe
    Bad: Nespithe only arriving three days late
    Ugly: finding out Saba isn’t in Nails anymore on your birthday

    • Dave Vincent’s Perm

      ..

      • Wow! The Penis have a new cover!!!

        • Dave Vincent’s Perm

          It’s the band-approved remaster. Sounds absolutely incredible.

    • Dave Vincent’s Perm

      Taught myself the outro to Gardens of Coprolite which is good I guess

  • I have no idea what any of this Dark Souls business is about. I do know that Doom 4 is coming out soon and if my good below turns out to be good, then I expect to be picking up a BFG and killing demons in the most violent manner imaginable.

    Good: Had a job interview that went really well and I should know more next week.
    Bad: The in-laws are creeping closer to moving in with us and we don’t really have room for them.
    Ugly: I refuse to give up getting Hammer Smash Faced on Fridays and wake up hungover on Saturday to two screaming kids at 7 in the morning.

  • CyberneticOrganism

    GOOD: Finally getting over a virus. Weather is gorgeous. Upcoming travel plans. In love with new pedal.

    BAD: Owing taxes. FML.

    UGLY: My reaction after owing taxes. FML.

    • BALLS ROLL

      I owed those fuckers like 50k. took me like 5 years to pay it off. I’m now compliant and getting disgusting returns every year

      • CyberneticOrganism

        HOLY FUCKING CHRIST, what from (if you don’t mind me asking)?

        • BALLS ROLL

          I was working as a 1099 and young and I didn’t give any fucks about paying what I owed and it caught up with me.

    • ME GORAK KING OV CAVEMEN!!!

      TAX SUCK DINO COCK!!!!! GORAK WUNDER WHY BOTHER HUNT & SMASH!!!!!!!!!!

      • 1040EZ NOT SO EASY AFTER ALL!!!!

        • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

          Fukin A!

        • ME GORAK KING OV CAVEMEN!!!

          SPECIALLY WHEN INCOME MEASURE IN SMASHED DEER CARCASS!!!!!!
          OHIO DEERS<<<<<<<<<<<<<

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        Well, kind thankful and no: I worked a month out of the entire year last year, so I didn’t even have to do a tax return. Got my benefits for 3 months, even though that took 3 weeks to finally get done. The ‘no’ part comes with the fact that I’m still looking for work. I’m taken care of, thankfully, but wanting to get back to the grind.

        • ME GORAK KING OV CAVEMEN!!!

          NOT HUNTING BORING AS SHIT!!!!!!! ME FEEL YOU!!!!!!!

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            *needs some Cave Man T-Bones*

  • GOOD: Dark Souls 3 is fucking fantastic. I bought a new (used) car, and I’m really enjoying it. I get to leave work an hour and a half early today for some stupid kick-off party for this kansas city area corporate athletic competition.
    BAD: The plumbing in the house I’m renting is totally fucked. I ran the dishwasher last night and it made the whole house smell like heated sewage.
    UGLY: The above smell, combined with not moving from the couch because Dark Souls 3 has captivated me with its gross incandescence.

  • The real estate market in Austin is absurd and should be destroyed >:(

    • brokensnow

      ….Well……….yeah.

    • Move to Kansas! We have cheap housing and….
      well that’s about it. On second thought, stay away from here.

    • COME TO VENEZUELA M/ M/ M/

    • Also bad: I will never be one of them 🙁
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGGGh03jN4w

      • brokensnow

        great tune

      • I’ve been extensively crushdicikified by this song.

      • Owlswald

        Good god that was awesome.

    • BALLS ROLL

      gotta pay to live somewhere so cool I guess

      • It’s my fault for foolishly thinking I could put down roots in the place I’ve given the last decade of my life.

        • BALLS ROLL

          the problem is affordable inventory?

          • p much. hyper-aggressive investors have been offering straight cash on everything I’ve put an offer on.

          • BALLS ROLL

            considered getting a 504 loan and just buying a fixer upper than shooting for the desirable turnkey props?

          • I’ve considered it and if I had more freetime I would probably go that route.

          • BALLS ROLL

            you can hire contractors to do the work. And if you’re open to not living within city limits you can probably get a USDA loan/504 combo that has like a 2% down payment. Urban living is cool when you’re young but having some space and privacy is much more valuable over the long haul for an investment that you’re committing to for so long. just my $0.02.

          • Waynecro

            That was happening to us in Irvine. We even made an offer on one house that ended up selling for nearly $200k over asking. Shit was nuts.

          • Holy balls. It’s bad here, but not 200k over asking bad.

          • more beer

            My buddy wants to kill the guy who bought a house across the street from him for doing that. He paid well over market value. Which in turn caused the block’s property taxes to go up. My buddy was pissed to say the least.

          • Waynecro

            That’s a bummer. Real estate is a crazy thing.

          • more beer

            It gets better than the guy decided to move and sold the house for less than he paid for it. But my friends taxes are still up from his original purchase. It is a crazy thing agreed.

          • Waynecro

            Damn! Wicked real estate burn.

          • more beer

            That guy doesn’t even care. He is a trust fund kid. My friend on the other hand works his ass off and got totally screwed by that trustafarian.

          • Waynecro

            That sucks.

          • more beer

            Yep.

    • Coprolytic

      I’m thinking of buying a tiny house and setting it up in the median on William Cannon.

      • Set up a taco truck with a bed in the back

        • Dubs

          Press B to douse taco in cilantro.

          • BBBBBBBBBBBB

          • Dubs

            [Game Data Corrupted]

          • Press A to call it “coriander” and be ridiculed

          • it’ll be the first time somebody made fun of ole’ Lacey

          • Óðinn

            Also known as Mexican parsley. Technically, I think the ground seed of the cilantro plant is coriander.

          • JWEG

            I don’t like my tacos tasting like soap, though.

          • You’re one of those people.

        • Coprolytic

          Maybe a taco truck that does Favor deliveries and Uber rides in the off-hours, and doubles as an Airbnb space. Only way to afford it.

    • The Tetrachord of Archytas

      My 2 months in the mortgage business has shown me that the free market of America is absurd in general

    • Owlswald

      I feel you bro

    • megachiles

      Escape before it’s too late, bro 🙁

    • more beer

      It is like that in Denver too. Anyplace that has anything cultural going on the real estate prices are rising fast.

      • That madness must end. We need an outbreak of plague or something to get people to stop moving here.

        • more beer

          All of the building keeps me in business. But it is crazy. The people coming here isn’t going to stop until they legalize weed everywhere. You should come out to 3 kings tonight. Scalafrea and it’s cheap 8 bucks.

          • Óðinn
          • more beer

            I am familiar with them. I got stoned with Joseph at a show a couple of weeks ago.

          • To be honest I don’t know Scalafrea in anything other than name. What were they like?

          • more beer

            They were good. Kind of tech death.

          • Damn. Shame I missed them then, but I didn’t want to combine weather coming in with busing it around town. Napalm Death tomorrow though!

          • more beer

            The way the buses are here I don’t blame you. I will be at Napalm death tomorrow. As long as my paycheck comes.

          • I’ll shoot you a text sometime today seeing if you’ll be there.

          • more beer

            I should have my check by noon. As long as the post office is on point I will be there.

  • nbm02ss

    GOOD: It’s Friday, biznitchez! Time to veg in front of the PC and pwn newbz.
    BAD: Only two days to pwn newbz before it’s back to work again. :((((((
    UGLY: The sores on my ass because I haven’t moved in 48 hours.

    Speaking of gaming related, meme filled, videos, the one in the article reminded me of this, which is also my current gaming obsession:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TGKfBhZV7Y

    • Let’s start a petition to extend the weekend to 3 days and have 10 hour workdays 4 days a week instead.

  • Good: family; married life; having the opportunity to get absorbed by a new work and getting paid a little bit more; Super Bomberman 5 deathmatchs with wife; finished Semester with my students (so long, fuckers); finished Semester in Master and starting the next Semester ASAP, nearly finishing all the escolarity time; I made a participation in an investigation event in my University in front of my old professors with a paper; ToH, you.

    Bad: now I have to pay taxes thanks to the Bolivarian goverment; drought; electricty problems; water problems; connection; I’m having constant dizzy attacks this weeks; you.

    Ugly: seeing a malandro beating a student to rob his bag while returning home in the bus. The fucker was kicking the poor guy’s head.

    Lazy comment: next week is a tuesday holiday, Maduro made a decree to have monday with vacations and I have to work.

    Complains ov the week: fucking neighbours, I want to own a house so I don’t have to take shit from strangers. I had to rip bad quality mp3 from Youtube to hear the new Katatonia, new October Tide and new In Mourning songs (forgive me, audiophiles).

    Non-harmful complain ov the week: I don’t know what Dark Souls is because I don’t have money to play this new burgeois games.

    Katatoniac-depressive thought ov the week: We will never travel or move out from this country right now. Airlines are charging the tickets in dollars and the calculation of the dollar by offical exchange changed and is way more expensive; and the credit cards in the country (unless you’re a personel of the high goverment) don’t have enough capacity to buy things on the outside either.

    Good thought ov the week: I think I will have a great result with my thesis, I’m a little bit more confident with this and I hope that my Master will open me more doors in the academic field.

      • not gonna clog up the Disqus, but did you know Devin Townsend covered this track? it’s not bad!

        • I saw it but haven’t listened to it, yet.

          Is there a cover of this one? This one is the song I spinned the most this week. I love it so much (man, Judas Priest is AMAZING <3):

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_ZsERw4pWo

          • Pentagram Sam

            Overkill does a mean ass version. From the mid nineties era and was first released on Century Media’s Priest tributes. It was during the unfortunate time where Euro releases got more discs than the USA. eg Iced Earth Alive in Athens 3 cd vs US 2cd. Thankfully this was on the US 1 discer tho

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jo4zW3PjMM

          • Thanks, man! I will def check out when I have a better connection.

            Is this the comp with the Beyond the Realms of Death cover made by Blind Guardian?

          • Pentagram Sam

            Sorry for the late reply, didn’t see the question til now and I was out the door to work when I posted the vid.

            It is, but the Blind Guardian version is on the part II of the US release. Europe got the two disc set originally in 97. The US version finally got a second volume in 2003 I think, but they still fucked it up and left off a few songs. Leviathan and another band or two. Hell, they did the same damn thing with the Holy Dio tribute, Europe got 2 discs and US got one. Shit, the mid to late nineties really were dark times for metal if the labels didn’t have enough faith to put out full versions in the US

            EDIT: Here’s a link that shows the missing songs. Fucking FORBIDDEN DOING DISSIDENT AGGRESSOR?!!?! GAAAAAARRRRR!

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Tribute_to_Judas_Priest:_Legends_of_Metal

    • tertius_decimus

      Again the same old story: some fuckeads in the Government eating salmon roe while mere mortals struggling to survive. It doesn’t really matters what country you live in: greed is the same, it has no nation.

  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

    Good: mailmanbro delivered lots of stuff.

    Bad: have to go to some shit club tonight against my will.

    Ugly: the dude with the tattoos in his face at my gym.

  • The Tetrachord of Archytas

    Good: Void inducing work life has changed my ability to be creative and productive in the little time I have for the better
    Bad: frickin sitting in an office chair and unexplainable neck problems
    Ugly: payday…but looking forward to probably finding out I already spent it on beer, tunes, and tickets for shiz

    • You’re becoming a regular in my personal list on my #LinkNotebook. Please, stay cool.

      • The Tetrachord of Archytas

        Will do

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    Good: Submitted my thing for Sunday Sesh. I’ve done 75 or more interviews (by my estimate) since 2002, but this will be my first ever music article, and am kinda nervous. Lol, it’s filled with the absurd and vivid writing you’ve come to know and love me for, though. And got the new Moonsorrow, thanks to our resident Tapir monster. And the new M83’s grown on me, even though it’s way way different than the epic and sonic dreamscapes of “Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming”.

    Bad: Nothing so far. I’ve actually been the happiest I’ve been in a while this week.

    Buttz: Donald Trump literally said he’s softening up his image and “I’m going to be so presidential, you won’t believe it”. So he’s going to be doing photo ops where he’s holding and kissing babies on the forehead? Careful, kids, don’t touch the toupee. That thing bites, and like any rabid beast, it will attack when it sees that it’s nest is threatened.

    • is your increase in happiness at all related to your decrease in booze intake?
      ……..cause i know somebody else to whom this happened 😉

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        Definite!

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        Since last Thursday, I drank once (Monday) up until last night, which was a six pack. Drinking a bit now, but been sipping on it since 8.

        • it’s a drug, d00d… just happens to be the most inconspicuous and readily-available drug out there. i used to love drinking, and therefore assumed that i would hate life without it. turns out i was wrong.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Indeed it is, much more than weed, which is a lesser drug in my opinion. But, I enjoy it. Just not when it’s the constant fuckstorm of binge drinking and getting into shit I constantly have to repair the morning after. And I enjoy my sober days, which I couldn’t say years ago. I get to sit back, enjoy it, and go about my day without thinking about it. Plus I’m not big on being fall over drunk with the kids around the house (my roomie’s kid lives here, and the other roomie’s kid comes over on the weekends), especially on the weekends.

            Writing the article definitely got my mind off of it, as well as other things that kept me busy and un-bored. I started up on a new music interview as well, which I should’ve got done a week ago.

          • it’s most definitely enjoyable. especially that delicious Schlitz

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Sadly, they only have the Blue Bull Schlitz around here. The original is my all time favorite.

    • Waynecro

      Dude, I just got a call from a representative of Donald Trump’s Publisher’s Clearance House. I won $2.5 million because Trump wants Americans to be happy.

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        LMAO, really?

        • Waynecro

          Yeah, the guy assured me it wasn’t a scam, but it was hard to hear him over the daytime TV clearly blasting in the room he was calling from. I asked him a bunch of questions, and his responses were ridiculous.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Sounds like an episode of Crank Yankers.

          • Waynecro

            I thought it was a joke at first, but I’m pretty sure it was a really sorry scam attempt.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Does this mean you won’t hang up on me next time I call you from the top bunk and ask for money? I swear, I’m just waiting on that check from my Nigerian uncle, and we’ll be set! I just need a few bucks to settle his royal affairs.

          • Waynecro

            Sounds legit!

          • more beer

            If it sounds to good to be true. It isn’t true.

          • Waynecro

            It was just so poorly executed that I thought it was a joke rather than a scam.

          • more beer

            Or just a really bad scammer.

          • Waynecro

            That seems to be the case.

      • Everybody told me here that I make people happy on this blog.

        WHERE’S MY MONEY, DONALDO TRIUNFO?!

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          Trust me, he’d be the first to suck Jugo Chavez’s dick if he were still alive.

          • I lol’d at “Jugo Chávez” hueheuhue

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Haha, my Colombian ex hated him as well. :-p

        • more beer

          I just drove by the Colorado state capital a few minutes ago. There was a pretty big anti-Trump demonstration going on.

      • BALLS ROLL

        That’s bernie sanders socialism…you should have know right away

    • The Tetrachord of Archytas

      Haven’t picked up new M83 yet, I really gotta do that. I’ve caught him a couple times since the don’t save us days. Once with the LA Phil which was mucho epic

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        It’s definitely 80’s worship, and way different from his previous stuff. If you’re expecting something epic, you’re gonna be disappointed.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gkcoTFvNLk

        • brokensnow

          Disappointing.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Eh, to some extent, but not totally. It’s definitely not:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX3k_QDnzHE

          • brokensnow

            No a fan of the popier or cheesy stuff. I like it when things get a little serious.
            https://youtu.be/_H2mL-jNyJ8

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            I’ll slide this one over, if you like M83:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m25Nsa-fvms

          • brokensnow

            Good driving beat, peppy composition, aggressive enough for me to avoid hating the cheesy 80’s drum production, great ending build, vox a little to ethereal, guitar solo meh , and just kinda stops…..6/10 not bad. Will check out other stuff.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Have you heard all of “Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming”?

          • brokensnow

            no. i own Saturdays, thats it.

          • brokensnow

            I like the song Atlantis. That sax rips.

          • Lisa Ling and i have already discussed it. but are you a fan of the Oblivion soundtrack by them as well?

          • brokensnow

            listening now.

          • brokensnow

            Seems like they toyed with epic post rock compositions. Should be the soundtrack for a batman beyond movie, lol. I dig it 5 tracks in, its a shame its attached to this film and theirs no vocals.

        • The Tetrachord of Archytas

          I dig 80s worship. I’m huge DP fan…I also like depeche mode

          • brokensnow

            lolz…………buttz..?

          • I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin’, but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!
            HA, i beat you all to it!

          • The Tetrachord of Archytas

            Heavy tunes, good sounds, interesting progressions, and a surprising amount of riffage

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            DP? You mean DM (Depeche Mode)?

          • The Tetrachord of Archytas

            crap…I’m so tired that I’m imagining jokes that aren’t even there. Yeah meant dm haha

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Lol, I thought you had a Freudian slip when you said DP!

          • CyberneticOrganism

            A favorite of lolbuttz rock covers

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ozcTqWb0dQ

          • needs moar yarls

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Gah! Almost as bad as the Lacuna Coil version.

            Here’s one for you, then, mwahahaha:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp2qcCrdBLA

      • brokensnow

        This song made me a fan.
        https://youtu.be/xkNFEexqr78

  • Good: Dark Souls 3

    Bad: Dark Souls 3

    Ugly: the majority of enemies in dark souls 3

    Bonus: I slayed Randal’s dragon with my UCHIGATANA and I wanted to pass on its final words. It said, and I quote: ” I only listen to real metal”

  • J.R.™

    90 more minutes and I’m out of here.
    Bad: Too busy with school garbage
    Amazing: Check out this airplane we built for senior design. This picture is a few days old but it’s a good enough idea of the finished thing

  • Oh right I’m moving back out again finally in a few days. I’ll now be able to blast metal without scaring away my super religious parents. Yay Satan!

  • Waynecro

    Good: I’m going to eat some homemade pierogi after my Saturday-afternoon workout.
    Bad: We’re having difficulty replacing the guy who was going to do the voice for The Devil in our cartoon. If any of you Toilet bros have an interest in doing some voice acting for a fun little project and can pull off a reasonably convincing English accent, send me an email at waynecrobro@gmail.com. Thanks in advance, dudes!
    Ugly: The look on my dog’s face when he eats celery and realizes that celery is not food.

    • I know CyBro has a golden voice!

    • BALLS ROLL

      bro

    • Ask Cybernetic Organism for good english!

    • J.R.™

      Ello guvnah god save the qween

      • u wot m8

        • J.R.™

          Ill hook u rite in the gobba I sware on me mum

          • Dubs

            Boy he bout to do it

          • CyberneticOrganism

            *Ozzy gibberish*

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      I’ll be the Devil

      • Waynecro

        You’re welcome to try out if you’d like; however, you’d have to read some lines about god that you wouldn’t like very much.

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          Never mind.

    • JWEG

      I’ve been told I have a voice made for radio, but sadly I can’t do accents.

      I’ve got a hint of my mother’s Leeds accent, but when you say “English” you probably need the exaggerated-for-American-listeners one not tied to a particular region, so I’d be entirely unsuitable.

      • Waynecro

        We haven’t settled on a region-specific accent; we just need something that’s sort of subtle and dignified but clearly English. It has to match this character design:

    • CyberneticOrganism

      I can help ya, contact me via facebook or through Joe or something.

      • Waynecro

        Thanks, man. That would be killer! I’m not on Facebook, but if you send an email to waynecrobro@gmail.com, I can get right back to you. Or I’ll just ask Joe for your email address.

        • CyberneticOrganism

          Sent!

          • Waynecro

            Super! Thanks a bunch. I’ll be in touch.

    • more beer

      Homemade pierogi are the best.

      • Waynecro

        My aunt was in town this week, and she used my recently departed grandmother’s recipe to make a batch. I’m pretty jazzed about it.

        • more beer

          I am jealous. All of the people I know who made those have died.

          • Waynecro

            Dude, seriously. So much great food died with the older members of my family.

          • more beer

            Same here. The older ones who are still alive in mine were the ones who ate not cooked. Thankfully I have mad culinary skills. But I don’t know how to make pierogies.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            My grandmothers mainly cooked basic Southern food, so I didn’t learn all too much about actual cooking early on. I didn’t really learn how to cook until I started working in restaurants at 18, and did prep work. Waitered for a while, then got on the line after pestering the chefs. That’s when I actually started learning how to really cook.

          • more beer

            I just have a natural ability in the kitchen. Everyone in my family always tells me I should have been a chef. I like to cook for myself and people I like. I can’t see me wanting to do that after doing it all day for a living.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Trust me, you don’t. I got my ability through calloused hands, aching knees, arthritis from chopping for hours on end, and for less pay than I should’ve had. I ended at $13 an hour, and all that effort could’ve gone to something better, like you’re doing. I’ll do another cooking/prep job again since I’m looking for work, but I’d like to eventually get my ass in college and do a desk job in the meantime, ideally. I’d do waitering again, but trust me, that won’t last long.

          • more beer

            Plus I make a minimum of $30 an hour doing what I do. But I am not an hourly employee. I do piece work and get paid by the job. So I go do my thing and get out of there. I never want a desk job. I can’t even stand doing my invoicing which is what gets me paid. Plus I am absolutely in my element on a construction site. I cook well because I like to eat well. But it was never a job a I wanted.

          • Waynecro

            If I happen to get a copy of granny’s pierogi recipe, I could send you a copy.

          • more beer

            That would be awesome. I would certainly learn how to make them.

          • Waynecro

            Sweet, dude. If I get the recipe, I’ll send it your way.

    • Owlswald

      pierogi are a slice of heaven

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      That might give me something to do this weekend, since I wrapped up all my stuff for the week. I’ll try and toss you a line tonight or early tomorrow about that.

      • Waynecro

        Kick ass, man. Thanks!

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Good: I turn 21 in 6 days, my cashier job, I’m hanging out with my friend on Monday, I get paid next week

    Bad: the fact I still work at Old Navy, Dark Souls, I’ve got to work every day next week except Monday

    Ugly: can’t think of an ugly.

    • Ugly is the fact that you put dark souls under “bad”

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I don’t ger the appeal of it.

  • JWEG

    Some other Good things going on, though:

    – The weekend weather is looking good. I’m thinking of taking a short hike
    – I have a tiny little source of extra income early next week, as on Tuesday morning I’ll be co-invigilating an Exam
    – I’m literally going to break even on my last tuition payment this Term once I get that stipend added to my account balance

    – This week I’ve only been listening to TovH Best Band in the USA nominees. Though, probably 99% of that went to just Arctic Sleep.

    I find the first half of that first album (sort of demo) underwhelming, but the remainder makes up for it. It and the rest of their discography reminds me more of all the late-90’s Canadian alternative and indie rock in my CD collection than of anything explicitly on the “Metal” shelves, though.

    – Decades late, I finally watched “The Car” (featuring whichever Brolin is not the younger one from The Goonies and I guess some other recent things). Now the design of the Werecar from Futurama makes total sense

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      I was really hoping Arctic Sleep would have won. Amazing band.

  • Count_Breznak

    Swords are for powermetal nerds.

    • Count_Breznak

      Or: Stabbing in style

      • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

        someones got no fashionsouls

        • Count_Breznak

          Well…

  • Owlswald

    Good: The rain has stopped and it’s looking to be 80 or so degrees here over the next week which means I can finally start biking to work on the regular. Also, that Hemotoxin album.
    Bad: It’s payday but I immediately had to send 80% of the balance to my credit card.
    Ugly: Deadlifts and squats done on consecutive days make for very sore legs.

    • Waynecro

      EVERY DAY IS LEG DAY, BRUH!

      • Owlswald

        PLZ NO!

      • sorry dude, i use my bodyweight for leg exercises. as in, they carry my body around all day long

        • more beer

          This all day everyday.

    • more beer

      It was 75 here yesterday. So now it’s going to snow all weekend.

  • more beer

    The good: I made 1100 bucks in 4 days this week. Seeing Scalafrea tonight. Good week nothing is bad.

    • long time, no see. glad all is well!

      • more beer

        It’s that time of year where work is really picking up. So during the day I am doing that. I have been here at night. The truth be told my business takes priority over everything.

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

    The Good: Being a nice guy.
    The Bad: Nice guys get shit on.
    The Ugly: Dumbasses blowing your phone up and threatening to come to your house to fight you over some shit that you had nothing to do with; who think that they can intimidate you by calling your phone and yelling empty threats of violence towards you and your family. Um… I don’t even know you bro, and you don’t know where I live. And we’re in Texas, which means we have guns. Go fuck yourself.

    • try giving him a signature MPSLN music rec!

    • BEAT THE BASTARDS!!!

    • more beer

      Plus Texas has one of the strongest castle laws in the country.. So showing up at someones house to start shit. Is a really bad idea.

      • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

        north carolina has new strong castle laws too

        • don’t crash this castle bro

        • more beer

          The one here isn’t too bad either. They just let a guy go who was selling weed. That these fools tried to rob. He shot 2 killed one.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            So pretty much Stand Your Ground with another name?

          • more beer

            Castle law is the legal term for it. They just call it different things in different places.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Oh!

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          I have zero idea what Strong Castle even is, and I’m one state up. Back home in Chicago, people couldn’t give a fuck less about gun laws, and the murder rate actually got worse this year since the conceal and carry law went into effect there.

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        What is Castle Law?

        • more beer

          A make my day law.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Ammofile Law, pretty much.

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls
  • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

    Good: still on vacay marathoning DKS3, getting stupid high and makin sandwiches. record order in.

    Bad: Not dark souls 3

    Ugly: RT, only having one character is what posers do.

    #shotsfired

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      Getting stupid high and making sandwiches >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

    Speaking of Randall Thor, he’ll know my ROTW tomorrow. 😉

  • Stanley

    I just dropped in the check the weather.

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      Cold, then warm, and cold again over here.

      • Stanley

        If there’s anyone reading this that lives in SF, it’s sunny and windy outside with a temperature of 63 degrees Fahrenheit.

        • more beer

          We are about to have a weekend of snow in Denver.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            This up and down shit with the weather is driving my sinuses up the wall. Thankfully sticking in tonight, having some beers and breaking out some mellow jams:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWZ9ihZ_TUw

          • more beer

            Yea this 75 one day snowing the next sucks. I am going to a show tonight. Will probably drink a few beers. My friend is driving so I can drink. Plus plenty of herb will be smoked.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Have fun! I’m drinking, can’t get any herb, and going to sleep early. Wild times over here! :-p

          • more beer

            Thanks I will. Even If I didn’t bring herb with me I would leave that show stoned. Everyone I know smokes. Plus I have this that they gave me at the dispensary the last time I went there.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Grrrrrrrrrrrrr, just rub it on in! :-p

          • more beer

            drink enough of one these and it is like tripping. I can’t help it if you chose one of the worst states to live in.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Lol! I’m going to sleep, been up since 2AM. Have fun, and tear that pit up!

          • more beer

            I’m sitting at the bar. I have seen Scalafrea a bunch of times.

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          CA is one place I’d never want to visit.

          • more beer

            I love visiting California. I just want to know I am going home to someplace else.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            Eh, I’d visit. Living there? Fuck no.

          • Stanley

            Good. There’s already too many tourists.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

            I’m glad to oblige!

  • tertius_decimus

    Good: it’s time to sleep. In 6 hours starts my PBP qualifying brevet @200 km.
    Bad: nothing to complain.
    Ugly: among participants of that event will be my ex- and her new fucktard.

    [grin]

    • Stanley

      Nice! How many of those things do you have to do to qualify?

      • tertius_decimus

        All, throughout the season. My riding season haven’t ended the last year, I rode whole winter, so to this day I’m strong as never before. Good stamina.

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      Good to have you back, and good to know things are going good over there!

      • tertius_decimus

        Thank you!

  • megachiles

    Good:
    Had a wicked awesome vacation in Portland with the wife. We got high as kites, ate all the good food, drank all the stumptown, saw some endemic PNW flora and fauna, I touched the pacific ocean for the first time, and we hiked through some rad old growth forest.

    Also, our Airbnb had a fancy bidet attachment for the toilet.

    Also also, the new Nails song + the new Mantar album that dropped today. Hnng.

    Bad:
    Our dog ended up breaking her crate and destroying her bed while we were gone.
    Our pet/apartment sitter left for 30 minutes and while he was out the complex began testing all of the fire alarms. The dog didn’t take it well.

    Ugly:
    I decided to go to the gym and squat my first day back from vacation, and the DOMs are going to end me. I also forgot to pack protein for lunch. RIP gainz

    I also forgot how to use a regular toilet…

    • Waynecro

      YOU CAN’T MISS YOUR POSTWORKOUT NUTRITION WINDOW, BRA! YOU GOTTA CARRY AROUND CHICKEN BREAST IN YOUR ZUBAZ JUST IN CASE!

      • megachiles

        I thought I had sardines in my cube, but they were in a lunchbag I left at home.

        Iwill never become a true beefer if I can’t get my ‘teins.

    • Lacertilian

      Your Good section should be relabelled “SSSSOOOO GOOD”

      • megachiles

        Srsly, bidets are the shit.

        • Lacertilian

          Haha, I was mostly referring to the first paragraph but I’ll take your word for it.
          I’d like to visit a sequoia forest before I die.

          • megachiles

            Ditto. My wife grew up in Alaska, and doesn’t understand how exciting giant, ancient forests are for us folk from dry parts of the world.

          • Lacertilian

            Haha, yeah I guess that would add to the appeal. We’ve got plenty of different forests here but the Sequoia ones appear as majestic as the Temperate Rainforests of Tasmania.

  • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

    GOOD: the feeling you get after you work a 13 hour shift and on the drive home the perfect album plays, traffic is clear and you have cold beer waiting in your fridge.

    • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

      Oh, and muffins

      • Lacertilian

        Tell us more about these muffins you speak of…

        • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

          Zucchini and squash muffins that my wife makes.

          • Please mail muffins to AZ.
            Will pick up at border.

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            They might travel decently actually.

          • So long as they don’t travel INDECENTLY…

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

            I legitimately laughed hard at this.

          • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls
          • more beer

            Man those sound good.

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            Very tasty.

          • more beer

            I’ll bet.

          • Want.

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            Haha, i wasn’t expecting all this interest in the muffins.

          • more beer

            You have opened quite the can of worms here.

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            I might have to distribute some recipes.

          • more beer

            hahaha! If you do you still have my email address correct?

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            Give me a bit, and it’ll be on the way.

            Anyone else?

          • more beer

            You’re the man!

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            No, you are!

          • more beer

            Not this time.

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            Okay, but all of the rest of the times.

          • more beer

            Okay!

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            Email sent.

          • more beer

            I saw that thank you. I do have some special butter to use too.

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            No problem man, enjoy!

          • more beer

            I shall.

          • more beer

            Did you or your wife write out the recipe. It totally made me laugh.

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            Haha, were you reading it as me?

            That would be my wife, she wrote it out for one of her friends and I just copy and pasted. I left out the last line though, that probably would’ve made you laugh even more.

          • more beer

            Well it was pretty funny. Mrs. Boss has a good sense of humor.

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            I gotta ask because Mrs. Boss is a little baffled, what’s so funny?

          • more beer

            Just the I usually use this but you can use this if you want. Like there was a little bit of being a wise ass there.

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            Haha! She was just giving notes on what she has tried in the past.

          • more beer

            I thought she was giving her friend shit.

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            Hahahahaha! The friend it was originally done for doesn’t cook too often, so she wanted to make it as open as possible for her.

          • more beer

            Right on. I am going to go with the original. The only thing different is one ingredient in the butter.

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            Cool man, let me know how they turn out.

          • more beer

            I will. You have a good evening. I have to go get ready to go to a show.

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            Thank you sir, have a good evening as well and a great show!

          • Lacertilian

            Double squash!

          • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

            DOUBLE

    • Ha! For ONCE I got home from work in under 12 hours on a Friday.

      Feels Good Mang.

      • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

        I feels you.

    • more beer

      I had a clear commute home today too. It is always nice when that happens.

      • Boss theSpeedMetalBastard Ross

        Solid!

  • EsusMoose

    Also good: got some new earbuds, sound good, the highs are a little quiet but overall I’m happy with the result

  • Maik Beninton™

    Classes are back, and that means:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yjo5ZoLfVM

    • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

      yess

  • hieronymus bossk

    Uglabad: I turned 26 this week. I still live with my parents, have no car, basic job, and have no significant accomplishments. I haven’t had a girlfriend in almost a decade, and the longest lasting one was barely two months. I haven’t been laid in half a decade. I need more money and to accomplish things. I need goals. Yet I have done nothing to change this as I drift along in the sea of mediocrity watching society inevitably collapse.

    I feel a two-faced emptiness. I like freedom of responsibility granted by a lack of meaningful relationships yet I crave them at the same time and am afraid of how distant and isolated I am from people, even people I know. Basically having a case of the french Mal du siècle.

    Hopes n’ dreams and lame shit: I want to pursue the writing I’ve been restarting over and over for the last three years, but I don’t know how to approach it or know anyone who I can partner with.

    Good: Julie Christmas and Cult of Luna < 3. Also; this jerky is the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      I know how you feel. I live with my parents, I don’t drive, I have two minimum wage jobs and the only true accomplishment I have is graduating high school. I’ve never really dated anybody and I have only had sex once with someone I will never speak to again. It will get better. I’ve found peace with my new job and having reconnected with a few old friends.

      • hieronymus bossk

        That’s the thing, it only gets better if you’re actively making it better, or trying to. I just sit there on my hands. Plus you’re 20, that’s expected of you now that this whole “millennials” thing is a thing.

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          I was born in 1995 but I don’t consider myself a millennial because I have a work ethic and I know how to act.

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          Start complaining when you’re 35 and thinking about these things. 😉
          You’re turning 26, and still have plenty of juice in the engine, trust me.

      • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

        You’re almost 21. That’s kind of the norm nowadays on everything you just said. At least you got laid though!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

    • Writing advice: do it every day because if you don’t you will die.

      • Ol Dirty Blastbeard

        USE IT OR LOSE IT

      • Lacertilian

        “You only die the last time someone speaks your name”. – Someone, I guess.

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          That’s from ‘About Schmidt’. The final scene.

    • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

      Happy birthday!
      Eh, I’m 35, stopped dating 8 years ago after a really bad circumstance and stopped bothering with the whole love life idea for that long, unemployed, don’t/can’t drive, so in the same boat with ya.

      • hieronymus bossk

        Not to make fun of your plight, but I misread it as “a really bad circumcision” at first.

        • Lisa Ling: Devourer Of Souls

          LMAO!!!!

  • Guppusmaximus

    Yea! Don’t…erm, fuck with touch me you filthy casual!

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    ANGELCORPSE ARE TOURING THE UK

  • Xinen

    Nice to see others are enjoying this. I imported it a while back and am playing through it with some friends. For us its all about that Jolly Cooperation! I love the weapon arts, npcs, music, and honorable duels. Also, using items like the Undead charm and watching a foe try to heal during a fight and running him through is awesome. The Ugly? Hollow Level 66. Christ All-Fucking Mighty I had to slip that ring on and wear a full helm/hood.

  • Bucket ‘o Blood

    GOOD: Job that pays decent. Playing in respected bands in the area. Playing cool music with cool people. Also Dark Souls. Heavy Butcher Axe ftw.

    Also my comment on the “the problem with metalheads is metalheads” post from ages ago has 420 likes now. #praiseit (the sun)

    BAD: Dark Souls

    UGLY: DARK SOULS