Flush It Friday: 2 Angry 2 Furious

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Y’all, it’s Friday afternoon and we’re knee deep in the unyielding torrent of stupid, stupid news. I’m exhausted from recording two long and rage-filled episodes of the podcast and arguing with Randall Thor’s mouth-breathing Facebook friends. Rather than continue to run my mouth about the injustices of the world, I’m checking out for the weekend. The next idiotic event in American history can wait til Monday to unfold. As always, the floor is yours to vent as you see fit. Thank you for your continued support of this particular online chamber pot. We’ll see you tomorrow.

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  • Elegant Gazing Globe

    G: First Friday since September that the sun has been out
    B: another weekend of rain!
    U: Franklin the Pug

  • Howard Dean
  • The Good: NEW ANNEKE PROJECT: OH MY WOOOOOOOOOOWW *swoon*
    The Bad: Had like a 4 day bout of food poisoning. Pooped like 20 times since Sunday, fun!
    The Good: Feeling better!
    The Reality: Anneke can do NO wrong.

    You all have a great weekend!

    GL

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3rT-X_zgOg

    • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

      *Anneke can do no right

      FIXED!

      • Take that negative attitude somewhere else, mister!

  • Señor Jefe El Rossover

    Good: Saw Vader and Internal Bleeding with the DFW Toilet Crew last night. The show ruled. The company ruled more.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3AVQUUggzg

    • Elegant Gazing Globe

      where’s the selfie of all your guys wearing your toilet shirts and holding hands?

    • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

      Vader. Frank likes Vader.

      • Señor Jefe El Rossover

        Vader would probably like Frank if Vader met Frank.

  • HessianHunter

    G: At a The Bronx show last month I got a bloody nose from moshing that appears to have actually straightened out my septum so now I breathe better.

    B: I got kicked out of the apartment I was staying in, but luckily I found a new, much better place to live with friends immediately.

    U: I have a girlfriend now for the first time in half a decade. She’s gorgeous but I’m still goofy looking.

    • HessianHunter

      WHY GOD, WHY MUST I FOREVER APPEAR TO BE A MERE TODDLER OF 2 TRAPPED IN THIS WRETCHED GOURD-THEMED APPAREL

    • Howard Dean
      • HessianHunter

        When I am a billionaire I will pay this man to be my personal bathroom butler so I can store my handtowels on his jewelry

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      I’m waiting for the opportunity to ask out my crush. She’s pretty and I’ve known her forever.

    • Howard Dean

      Hot girlfriends >>>>>>>>>>

      The only negative thing about hot girlfriends: wives aren’t particularly fond of them.

      [Andrew Dice Clay Voice]

      AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      • more beer

        Always remember, what the wife doesn’t know can’t hurt you.

        • Also, always remember, what the wife does know can hurt you.

          • more beer

            That is why I don’t have a wife. I am good with the friends with benefits thing that I have. No stress, no drama, no bullshit.

    • Fine Sexy Ladies

      Bitch, you are adorable. Quit playin’.

  • G: Another weekend!
    B: I have an infected abscess on the left side of my face near my jawline. Had to go the ER this morning and pay fucking $200 even though I have insurance just to get a fucking prescription for some antibiotics. Have to go back to my dentist and have them check to make sure they didn’t give me some sort of tooth or gum infection that caused the abscess. I didn’t have any problems when they did my cleaning like 2-3 weeks ago so if it has anything to do with my teeth, it was my dentist’s fault >:(
    U: I look like some sort of hideous monster with half a swollen face and I have to keep doing normal human things like show up to work and walk around in public.

    • Ann, let us play human football — I mean football.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        Jimmy! I’m planning on asking out my lady friend. Should i?

        • absolutely. and if she agrees, please please please bring a clandestine Bluetooth headset so that we can converse during the first date. i’ll listen in on your conversations and offer ideas of what to say next.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I wish I had one. I hope she agrees as well. I might be seeing her tomorrow so that’s when im going to do it.

          • Elegant Gazing Globe

            if she does I will buy you one and mail it to you

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Aren’t they expensive? I think I can handle it. I’ll just be myself as we know each other very well.

          • Elegant Gazing Globe

            friendship is priceless Vinny 😉

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            EGG plz! You used my real name!

          • more beer

            Are you part of the Facebook group? If you are everyone knows your name anyway.

          • Covfefe Kingston

            Go on a couple dates before you start pressing the whole “going steady” thing.

          • more beer

            Yea I am sure that will work out really well. JJD who are you talking to? Because it isn’t me.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I’m not giving out her name but she’s someone i know from high school. I know that she’s single though.

          • Sir Ukkometso The Based

            *and if she agrees, please please please play her clandestine blaze
            FtFY

          • Covfefe Kingston

            We’re gonna collectively play Cyrano de Bergerac?

        • tigeraid
    • more beer

      That sounds horrible get better.

    • Óðinn

      Yup. Trump mouth. You need to see a dentist and have that infection removed.

  • Guacamole Jim

    GOOD: Shit’s crazy but life’s good, comrades!

    https://hugelolcdn.com/comments/1658299.gif

  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

    Good: here’s another couple of bands/artists where it’s advisable to keep it to their early stuff – which is Frank approved and therefore of course rules.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcMXj9tAk9o

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F55-4TqiSv0

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pz84hzs8WY

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0usGf59D4g

    (Vintersorg before his involvement with Dorknagar)

    • Señor Jefe El Rossover

      Needs more Vader.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan

    Good: got paid

    Bad: none

    Ugly: Trump.

    • getmoneyJJD.gif

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I love pay day.

        • JJDtwerking.gif

          • Señor Jefe El Rossover

            BosstheRosspuking.gif

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            GL plz! I don’t twerk!

          • notwerknomonies.tif

          • more beer

            If the pope told you to twerk you would twerk.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I wouldnt. I may be Catholic but i dont follow everything the pope says. I’m completely against all current trends.

          • lol. I am dying

          • Joaquin Stick

            “Fidget spinners were created by the devil himself!”
            – JJD, probably

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I’m not a fundamentalist Christian. Fidget spinners were created by some woman who didn’t patent it and got her idea stolen.

          • Guacamole Jim

            Yeah! We fundamentalist Christians don’t believe a woman created the fidget spinners – it’s not written in the good book!

          • more beer

            But don’t they only create babies?

          • more beer

            You can’t pick and choose in that religion. What the guy in the crazy hat says goes!

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Actually you can. My parents don’t follow everything in the bible. I don’t either. I don’t even know what the pope says most of the time.

          • more beer

            Then Satan has a spot waiting for you!

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            That’s inaccurate. I’ve been raised to believe that if you believe in Jesus and that he is our savior you go to Heaven. I believe that he is our savior.

          • more beer

            That is where you are wrong. The pope is Jesus’ mouthpiece for Catholics.his By not listening to him you are not listening to Jesus.

          • GoatForest

            The fire’s fine!

          • more beer

            Not for me I don’t believe in such things. For JJD who does.

          • GoatForest

            I’m sorry. I was thinking about Mandy Kay twerking…
            https://youtu.be/uZVgfIaK8_U

          • more beer

            I prefer that to JJD any day of the week. Sorry JJD but I doubt you are that talented.

    • Howard Dean

      “Janitor Jim has nothing better to do than publicly attack extremely vulnerable public figures like the President of the United States. Terribly offensive. SAD!”

      https://media.giphy.com/media/26BRNoQJ5bRcZS8Hm/giphy.gif

  • nbm02ss

    Good: Short work week. Can’t beat that.
    Bad: Back still messed up, but they’re sending me to a neurologist so (hopefully) they can figure out what exactly is messed up and how to go about fixing it and I am hoping it’s something that can be fixed with physical therapy and I don’t need surgery, because the thought of back surgery terrifies me.
    Ugly: Underneath my sink after my garbage disposal decided to give up the ghost and start leaking everywhere.

    • more beer

      It really depends where your back is hurt. The higher up the better. I have fused discs at c-6 c-7. The surgery was quick less than 24 hours in the hospital and I can pretty much do anything I could do before the surgery.

    • Lacertilian

      I got told surgery was a last ditch option at my age. They said unless it was an extreme circumstance both neurosurgery and bone fusion were best avoided until you’re like 60+ as the restriction in mobility and potential for relapse within 5-10 years is too high.
      Let us know how it goes man, this shit is rough.

      • nbm02ss

        The rear-end collision re-injured a herniated disc in my lower back, which is causing some walking issues, but they haven’t been able to determine what is causing an intense stabbing/burning sensation in my mid-back that is causing both of my arms to be numb, but my right arm gets so numb sometimes that it is all but useless. College students in this town can’t drive and pay attention for shit.

        • nbm02ss

          But I do appreciate the reassurance from you and more beer.

        • more beer

          I had numbness in my left arm that was caused by my injury being in my neck. It was only on the left side because of how the disc was pushing down on the nerves.

  • JWG

    UglyBad: Obviously everything.

    I continue to take lessons on how to accept everything in stride (& be more ‘Zen’) from my elderly orange-haired roomie, though.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/2784af24515adc4cdd1b23e62e6acd1133ca9fa0ba6066bedbcfd1d3da939cd5.jpg

    Good: Gonna see Wonder Woman this weekend. Then hopefully see it again before the end of the weekend. I’m just hoping to avoid showings with too many wailing kids who were inappropriately brought to see it instead of screening it first, then making the decision later.

    Later like when it’s on Blu Ray & DVD and can be seen at home.

    Metal:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciKvXNwQfbE

    • Max

      That is one large cat.

      • JWG

        It’s part fisheye, part closeup, part the angle. Mostly true though. In her old age she just got extremely sedentary.

        • Max

          They do that. It’s amazing how many hours in the day a cat finds to sleep.

    • Covfefe Kingston

      Good kitteh.

  • The Good: Really enjoying that new Mutoid Man, that and Phobia have been on repeat all day.
    The Stupid: The job I work at outsourced my position a few months ago. I was retained because I have experience in another area, but still get roped into work related to my previous position. Since management wants these guys to take the lead, I am prohibited from helping out unless directed to do so. Because of this stupidness, work that I could’ve knocked out in less than a week is over a month behind because these replacement people are basically not up to the task. I’m just sitting here watching it crumble, very entertaining.
    Ugly: Donnie Dunderfuk

    • more beer

      See Phobia again tomorrow night.

      • Oh shit, if they have Danny Walker behind the kit, you’re in for a real treat,

        • more beer

          It looks like it, plus the The Drip is playing this show as well.

  • Señor Jefe El Rossover
    • Howard Dean

      BYAAAHHHHS TO THE WALLLLLLL!!

    • /dickexplodes

      • New 18V, new Sikth, new Anneke, new Accept.

        Imma have to take a minute.

    • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

      Frank does certainly not accept Accept.

  • G: Blood Harvest Records has been on a god damned roll lately (Desekryptor, Tehom, Necrovation, Suffering Hour).
    G: i like you all a lot.

    • GL: GL

    • GoatForest

      Ooo. A band named Tehom? Fantastic.

      • I think you’ll find the music…right up your alley 😉 (Okay really, I don’t know your style of music, but they do rip! Also, if Tehom has a meaning, I don’t know of it. Care to share?)

        • GoatForest

          Tehom is the Abyss before creation in some Jewish philosophy. They do black or doom metal?

  • Fine Sexy Ladies

    Good: Transferring to a new house at work on the 13th, and it’ll be a wildly pleasant change of pace until I graduate and get a big girl job. And my roomie’s gone for a week, so I’ll be hosting daily orgies in our apartment.

    Bad: That new Vattnet song, unfortunately.

    Ugly: One of my clients was drunk when I arrived at a shift earlier this week. That was an interesting day, just chock full of firsts.

  • Janitor Jim Duggan
  • Hans

    Good:
    – Night Demon on Monday was even more awesome than expected
    – Mini Review debut yesterday
    – it’s another three day weekend over here

    Bad (in an adolescent, but-I-don’t-wanna way): visiting my aunt with my brother tomorrow, which is a three-hour drive at least.

    Speaking of Mini Reviews, currently listening to Fleshpress. Shit’s bonkers.

  • tigeraid

    Yeah. Uh. Trump. Ugly, ugly and ugly. Nothing more to say.

  • Depechemodeisgangsta

    Always good on my side, looking forward to watching either today or Sunday Wonder Woman, also next week i go to 3 shows in 4 days, but none of them metal.

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm
  • sweetooth0

    GOOD: taking the nephews out this weekend (it’s Erik’s birthday). We’ve had quite an ice streak of hot weather, close to +30 Celsius. It’s raining a bit now, but hopefully is done by tomorrow. I picked him up a drone so we want to take him out to the park so he can fly it around. Got a nice little haul coming in from Hell’s Headbangers now that Nunslaughter’s Devil’s Conjuries Vol 2 is out! Also managed to score a sweet import “media book” bluray of Dario Argento’s Opera from a cult/horror facebook group!

    BAD: Had to play catch up on a bunch of bills this cheque so sadly this payday weekend is not quite as nice as normal.

    UGLY: Hottest temperatures of the year and I’ve got a cough, figures.

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    Bad: I fucking dinged my Jackson against the desk and it dented it so deep you can see the wood through it. Gonna have to paint it and then drop fill it with lacquer.

    • Señor Jefe El Rossover

      Or you can hit it multiple times with a hammer for maximum carnage.

      • Dave Vincent’s Perm

        I could never bring myself to do that to a guitar.

      • Óðinn

        I do that to ESPs and Schecters for no particular reason. Just because I can.

    • nbm02ss

      Eeeek. That sucks, dude.

  • GoatForest

    Good: My baby girl just called me daddy yesterday.
    Bad: I just relistened to The Wild Hunt. Goddamn, that album was dissapointing.
    Ugly: The brand name of Acid cigars. They’re really a fine cigar, but their moniker is goofy as hell.

    • Lone Biker of the Apocalypse

      Congrats – that’s so awesome! I have a 4 year old girl, and that first time is so mind-blowing – it really hits home even more than I thought it could that…you’re a dad!

      • GoatForest

        Thanks, man. Yeah, it’s more than a little surreal. Tell me, does it get more entertaining as they age?

        • Lone Biker of the Apocalypse

          It definitely does. Mine was entertaining since she was born, and while she doesn’t do some things anymore that I miss, (like swaying her head and hands when playing with her music toys before she could stand) the entertainment value is priceless! Every year she has aged has become more & more incredible. What’s crazy for you to think is that in a matter of weeks or months, your daughter will do something that, while you have no idea what it is now, that you will find so amazing/hilarious/loving/revolting that you will never forget it. Trust me, she will say or do something so out of the blue, that will just totally be the best thing you ever saw.

          Congrats again, though Daddy!

  • Covfefe Kingston

    No wasting time arguing with idiots
    cuts into valuable masturbation time.

    • more beer

      Just get blazed and sit back and watch the shit show.

    • Óðinn

      Enjoy your masturbation.

      • Covfefe Kingston

        Eh, seriously? I might as well just be taking a dump or washing my face for all I care, just another part of the routine.

        • Óðinn

          No negative judgement at all, KJM. Everybody does it.

  • Óðinn

    STUPID: Trump and his supporter/voters, who think that getting a political win over “liberals” is more important than the climate and health of planet Earth. News flash, dummies: You, your children, your families, your friends and neighbors have to live on this planet too.

  • The Mighty Thorange

    Good: Moved out of Perth after finishing my degree. Thank fuck, I was getting sick of that place. Although I had a good last night out with friends. After the pub closed we went back to our friends house where we made a fire in his garden and we all drank beer round it for hours. Somehow, in my extremely drunken state, I managed to get laid later that night to. A good night all around. Also, the new Unleash the Archers album is blowing my fucking mind at the moment.
    Bad: Had to move back into my parents house as they were redecorating parts of the house and all the furniture was moved into my room so I have had to sleep on a mattress in the living room for the past two nights. At least the TV has Netflix.
    Ugly: Being absolutely fucking broke after paying a cancellation fee for the internet and the last few days of electricity for the flat I just moved out of.