Flush Friday: Feat. a Substitute Cat

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Good morning you cuddly lifelovers! Mr. Joe Bangles reporting for duty on this beautiful Friday morning! TGIF, am I right you guys?! LOL! My cousin, Mr. Bojangles will be back next week. In the meantime, he asked me to recommend u some songs to get ur weekend started!

The instructions that Bojangly left behind on a post-it note said something about “songs that provoke a sense of dread and depression in the foul human listener” but I’m prrreeeeeeettttyyy sure that he was just talking about Aerosmith again. Also, he said that this site was metal but that’s dumb! Computers can be metal but websites are made of pictures and colors! So silly!

NEWAYZ! Let’s get some music pumping and get the blood flowing to start the weekend right! LOL!

Mr. is my first name! And I like blue cuz cats can see it better than other colors! And sky is good too. That’s where birds live. Also, ELO is close to LEO which is a TOTAL cat name! I like this song because it helps me with getting up and starting the day! Of course, if this doesn’t work I can always just go back to bed! LOL, I’m a cat!

 

That song was pretty good but it didn’t have a video! I like music videos and this one is good as it has moving pictures:

This song is so good for getting moving! Shaking IS moving, LOL! I bet that it took a long time to learn how to dance in so many varied genres but she is so good at all of them! Also Tay Tay is a family friend.

 

Thanks for letting me hang out with you guys! I hope ur Friday is flush with excitement LOL!

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  • W.

    Not gonna lie, I’ve got a grin.

    • Not gonna lie, I have no idea what I just read.

      • i understood there’s an ELO song, and ELO kicks ass.

        • Janitor Jim Dvggan

          They sure do. Jeff Lynne is a genius at the level of Todd Rundgren.

          • Howard Dean

            Wait, do you like ELO?!

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            Yes. Why wouldn’t I?

          • Howard Dean

            I’m just so surprised. You’ve been holding that in and keeping it from us. Sometimes you should just let it out and tell us about the bands you like, especially when those bands are mentioned in a post.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            It hasn’t been brought up until now and I brought it up as soon as I saw it.

      • CyberneticOrganism

        GAH

      • Xander Crews

        The fuck is that?!

      • Cock ov Steele

        I’m in love

    • Mr. Bojangles

      not gonna lie, I’ve got a Schwinn.

  • There’s a line drawn in the sand between two felines.
    I have chosen my side.

    I will follow Mr. Bojangles into battle against this poser.

  • Howard Dean

    What just happened?

  • THIS IMPOSTER MUST BE SLAIN! WITH STEEL!

    http://youtu.be/i_PuKv0BNNk

    • Howard Dean

      Edge of Sanity! The first time I listened to Crimson, I pounded nails into solid maple with my boner.

      • Yeah the first time I listened to Crimson started the breaking of the world

        • Stockhausen

          The breaking of the beams?

          • Wrong universe

          • W.

            The world has moved on, Stockhausen.

      • W.

        I’d like to see that. That sounds like the sort of thing I’d be into.

      • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

        Swano is a sexy man, and talented beyond belief, a master of all processes of music, songwriting, singing, playing all instruments, producing, his cover songs are out of this world awesome as well. Can you imagine swano producing a rush album, a megadeth , metallica , fuck anyone’s album ? It would be fucking awesome especially if they gave him free reign. He has a better production track record than rick rubin by far.

        • Max

          Not many people can write a 40-minute death metal song and make it compelling and catchy from start to finish. But Swano did.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            Yea, he is like a modern day amadeus or something. He got signed to century media and his album whitherscape got no promotion whatsoever. CM were too busy push B Babies. There must be at least one person at CM who is smart and signed swano as a pet project. If i had the power to sign a legend like that i would do it in a second.

  • Janitor Jim Dvggan

    I love you Joe Bangles. You brought up ELO and I love ELO. I stand on your side.

  • Dëpütÿ Dïpshït

    I’m just gonna leave this here…

    Deputy’s Flush Friday Contribution:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d5eP0wWLQY

    • W.

      I actually had a copy of his CD at some point in time.

      • Dëpütÿ Dïpshït

        What a great last name. Not us guys, right? RIGHT? Hahahaha

        • W.

          I know a dude named Richard Long.

          • Howard Dean

            He’s probably friends with that guy Hugh. G. Rection

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            There was a wrestler whose character’s name was Hugh G Rection. It was in WCW in 2000.

          • KJM

            You sure you’re not thinking of Hugh Morris?

            Apparently Sean O’Haire had been in WWE sponsored rehab 6 times in recent years, guess it wasn’t working. : (

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            That is who I’m thinking of. He did a thing in 2000 with switching his name to what I said.

          • KJM

            Ah, didn’t remember that. I wasn’t much of a WCW fan especially in the later years.

      • Janitor Jim Dvggan

        I’m so sorry. That man is a creator of unspeakable audio atrocities.

  • Dëpütÿ Dïpshït

    Poor Mr. Bojangles, I heard he got locked up..
    http://i.imgur.com/hfnGivO.jpg

  • Cats is dumb.

    • Howard Dean

      Trve. But dogs is more dumber, of course.

      • This is true. I wouldn’t know where to begin editing their posts.

        • Keegan Lavern Still

          The circular logic and narrative tangents would be maddening.

      • W.
      • Metaphysical Anus

        But dogs are better.

        • Howard Dean

          This is an inaccurate statement. Try again.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            I see that you have chosen not to follow the objective truth. Think about this again.

          • Howard Dean

            I see that you are metaphysical and therefore outside the realm of the physical. You are incapable of objective truths because you lie outside the boundaries of that which can be classified as truth or reality. And you are an anus.

            Also, dogs eat their own shit, and can’t be left alone or else they will starve to death and tear one’s house apart. That sounds like an inferior species to me.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            My dogs don’t tear my house apart or eat their own shit. Don’t generalize! Dogs are loyal to you, cats are just assholes.

          • Howard Dean

            Cats may be assholes, but I don’t need to take a cat outside for a walk or so that he can take a shit. Cats are independent and self-sufficient. Dogs are loyal, yes, but they would also sit staring at the front door and starve to death waiting for their owner. Pets shouldn’t be that demanding or needy. You might as well have a child if you desire that. At least kids learn how to shit in toilets and can look after themselves within a few years.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            You seem like a person that can’t handle responsibility. I don’t think of it as a duty to take them out for a walk. For me it’s fun time. I like walking them. Besides, I fucking hate kids.

          • Xan

            Dogs are so much more cuddly than kids. Children also don’t treat you like a god and wag their tails while having a heart attack at your glory.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            And kids grow up to be humans. There are already enough of us here!

          • Howard Dean

            The “seem like a person that can’t handle responsibility” made me chuckle.

            I have three kids.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Yeah? Have all of them starved unlike your fucking cats?

          • Howard Dean

            No, they are all well fed and healthy. They are all potty trained, can all talk (and therefore communicate information), and are all developing an individualized consciousness and independent worldview. They don’t need to be prompted to do everything. If they were to be left on their own, they would use the refrigerator, find and eat food, and would call for help if they needed it. Like dogs, they are a lot of responsibility. In fact, they are far more responsibility, and more is at stake when raising them. But, they are awesome. Unlike dogs.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Our friendship, if you can even call it that, is now over.

          • Howard Dean
          • W.

            It broke my heart to see you two fight.

    • Elite Extremophile

      🙁

      • Mr. Joe Bangles

        We are caaaaaaats! 😀

        • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

          are we not DEVO?

  • Matt Damon

    . . . Matt Damon . . . ??

    • Howard Dean
    • Howard Dean
    • Janitor Jim Dvggan

      M SHADOWS!

      • M Shadows!

        WHY HAVE YOU SUMMONED ME?

        -M Shadows!

        • Janitor Jim Dvggan

          I felt like it. Also, buy Hail To The King!

          • M Shadows!

            Yes buy that garb- album!

            -M Shadows!

    • ARCHSPIRE

      • Howard Dean

        POOPSPIRE

        • Dëpütÿ Dïpshït

          FLUSHSPIRE

          • Xan

            COURT SQUIRE

          • Mr. Bojangles

            snort pliars

      • FeelTheDarkness

        Billy Squier

        • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

          billy squire was super hard rocking until that rock me tonite video ended his career. The rest of the signs of life album had lots of quality songs. The whole video was just a goof on the typical mtv video of the day but people took it literally and thought the dude was gay, totally derailed his career. A rare occurence of MTV ruining a career instead of building it.

          • FeelTheDarkness
          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            great song, Don’t say no and Emotions in Motions are his best albums though. I saw him do a 7 minute live version of rock me tonite and it was rockin. Hasn’t lost his voice and doesn’t look old for his age either. Interesting factoid. His song “the big beat” off his debut album tale of the tape has been sampled in 190 SONGS ! There is a list of 13 pages. That is pretty impressive.

      • The Black Dahlia Burger
    • Elite Extremophile

      DAVID DRAIMAN!
      (oh when will the bald one return to us? I miss him so)
      BUY VENGEANCE FALLS YOU NOT BALD POSER!!

      • Gurp

        I was hoping for him to show up on that review of Draimanless Device MS posted a few weeks ago, but we were all left out in the cold.

  • Sponge Of Mystery

    there’s no one i hate more than taylor swift

    • Why??

      • Sponge Of Mystery

        because i hate country pop music and i hate her face (i don’t actually have a good reason, she’s just always bothered me for some reason)

    • Janitor Jim Dvggan

      That song is an atrocity at the level of William Hung.

    • not even some of the five finger death punch guys? or nickelbros?

      • Sponge Of Mystery

        no dude, i loved 5fdp when i was in 8th and 9th grade, still love nikelbros (lol) but i hate country pop more than anything and that bitch started it all

        • W.

          I think Shania Twain or Faith Hill did country pop long before T Swift.

          • Janitor Jim Dvggan

            Her name is Juice? Why the fuck would she be named Juice?

          • Call the Slambulance

            I think just about any “country” that the bastardous anus of Memphis has produced in the last 25 years has been garbage. I don’t want another lame love song. I want to hear about Bocephus just walking around doing shit.

          • Sponge Of Mystery

            you’re right, and i actually enjoy a few Shania Twain songs, but i feel like Taylor Swift gave it that extra push that turned it into the current trend we unfortunately live in at the moment

        • Country pop? is…is a thing?

          • W.

            Here comes Jack, acting like he doesn’t know about things to seem cool again. 😉

          • No I knew about taylor. I just thought she was pop. I didn’t realize she managed to combine two fuckawful genres into one monstosity.

          • W.

            She started countryish, bro.

          • mmmmkay

          • Virgil the Ghost Poet

            I think they’re interchangeable.

          • Sponge Of Mystery

            yes, Luke Bryan i hate actually probly more than her

        • Guest

          I too hate her music. She’s not bad to look at though.

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      hey, she is under 25 with a pussy i will be won over . Conan is drawn to young girls like moths to a flame. Of course an excuse to show the true talented taylor. I think when god was giving out beautiful legs she went through twice. Second pic : i told bob that the meet & greet was a bad ideal.

  • Team Joe Bangles! Fight for ELO!

  • Leif Bearikson

    THIS IS THE BEST. Also, Mr. Blue Sky rules

  • Gurp

    I like you, Mr. Joe. You can stick around.

  • Metaphysical Anus

    This cat is a better cat.

    • Mr. Bojangles

      I’ll rape your shoe

      -Mr. Bojangles

      • Metaphysical Anus

        You don’t want to do that. They’re expensive shoes. A fat cat like you can’t run away fast enough.

  • IronLawnmower

    Dogs are the superior animals.

    just saying.

    • Mr. Joe Bangles

      u know who else had strong feelings about superior races! LOL!

      • IronLawnmower

        Haven’t you ever read Maus? Cats are clearly nazi.

        • Mr. Joe Bangles

          LOL silly! While I respect the work of Art Spiegelman, that was clearly a work of fiction LOL!

          • IronLawnmower

            Are you saying you deny the holocaust ever happend? Someone get the president of reddit on the line.

          • Mr. Joe Bangles
          • IronLawnmower

            Today a child spat on me.

          • Mr. Joe Bangles

            ?????

          • IronLawnmower

            I was sitting at lunch time on my mobile telephone as I always am to do. Then out of nowhere I get smacked with a fucking rugby ball and spat on. My tie is covered in mucus.

          • Mr. Joe Bangles

            D:

          • W.

            Sorry, brah.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            Did the kid get what he deserved?

          • IronLawnmower

            not until monday.

        • KJM

          “Dogs are Fascist. Ever see a Police Cat?” – Fat Freddy

      • Mr. Bojangles

        LOL!
        ME!

        -Mr. Bojangles

  • Mother Shabubu III
    • Nordling Rites Ov Karhu

      I’m starting to like Mr. Embury more outside ND

  • KJM

    KITTIES!! KITTIES EVERYWHERE!!

  • 1. ELO rock
    2. Besides Woods of Ypres, when has Bojo ever posted “songs that provoke a sense of dread and depression in the foul human listener”? ABR may be dreadful but I don’t think that’s the same thing.

  • KJM

    I like the popular songs, but I’m not a hardcore ELO fan. They’re cool with me.

  • KJM

    Cats, dogs, love ’em all.

  • FeelTheDarkness

    Cats are the best. I have 2 of them

  • No!! NO!!! NOOOO!!!!
    MUST NOT SMILE!!!!!

    😀

  • lolbuttz

    lolbuttz

  • Stockhausen

    Too similar to last week’s Flush Friday, boring.

  • Metaphysical Anus

    I feel dirty now. I gave money to Origin. Damn EA!

    • Xan

      Sometimes these evils must be done. The fact that hurts the most about them is that they publish good games but don’t fix all the bugs or do some stupid preorder thing where it takes an important piece of the game out.

      • Metaphysical Anus

        At least Mass Effect 3 seems good so far. Of course I had a glitch before I could start the game. Thanks EA!

        • Xan

          I thought it was a good game despite the reasons people bitched about. I didn’t like that they took the Prothean out unless you paid an extra $5 or preordered it. That character is almost vital to story information.

          • Metaphysical Anus

            I bought the version that had it already. Only 20 Euros, so it was not that expensive. But that’s EA for you.

    • Tis for a good cause. Now you can destroy the reapers.

      • Metaphysical Anus

        But with what cost, Jack?

  • Mr. Bojangles
    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      …..

      • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

        ……..

  • TrickleDownTacoRiff

    I miss my friend Tim.