FINAL HOURS to Get Your Very Own Toilet ov Hell T-Shirt

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When this post goes live there will be ten hours left to get a Toilet ov Hell t-shirt.

TEN. HOURS. That’s all the time left. If you get sidetracked by your stupid job or family you’re gonna miss your chance to get an official TovH shirt. Order now or forever regret your poor decisions.

Get the original TovH shirt here.

You'd look good as fuck in this.

Get the Fall 2015 TovH shirt here.

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  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain
    • Dagon

      Chill. I like the tone.

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      I’m digging this guitar work.

  • Ordered mine yesterday. I now run faster, jump higher, and am 2% handsomer.

    • I ordered both, then Joe showed up at my house with that Warhound album and a squat rack

      • Dagon

        True friendship in spotting.

      • Waynecro

        TovH shirt – sleeves + Warhound + squat rack = max pump.

      • Abe Vigoda’s Oily Stool Sample

        What, no muscle plane and muscle bombs?!

    • Elite Extremöphile

      Ordered one yesterday. Defense+3, COOL+420, Sex Appeal+69

      • DUDE! Welcome back! How is school treating you? Almost done?

        • Elite Extremöphile

          Eh, taking a break from it. Starting up classes in the spring, good to see you, GL!

          • Glad to see you around, buddy.

    • Abe Vigoda’s Oily Stool Sample

      “We can rebuild him. We have the Toiletnology”

  • Ordered the Type O one yesterday.
    Will wear in public/10.

  • I’m about to put in a sizable order. If you really want a t-shirt but cannot afford one at the moment, let me know. I’ll pick it up and save it for you.

  • I want a ToH green hoodie so I can hunt in the woods with +2 fashion.

  • Guacamole Jim

    I’d love the lolbuttz shirt, but shipping down here isn’t really a thing. Maybe I could get it shipped to my parents’ place and pick it up when I visit…

  • Oscar Aguiar

    poorness in the third world, I really want the lolbuttz to be trve kvlt
    ;(

    • Dagon

      BR BR? KKKK

      • Oscar Aguiar

        no bro, I’m a mexican who can’t buy the Type O shirt 🙁

  • Elite Extremöphile

    if only I wasn’t broke 🙁
    oh also I’m back after being away for nine months for some fucking reason

    • [Heavy Breathing]

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      You’re back! Yay!

      • Elite Extremöphile

        <3

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          You’ve missed a lot of great stuff. Where have you been anyway?

          • Elite Extremöphile

            I dunno. Something something trying to get sort of on track with my life. Taking a gap year from college, got a job. Been kinda busy but I DO have a gf now which is nice.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I’ve been doing the same thing. I’m taking an extended hiatus from college or I have been since spring semester of 2014 ended. I got two retail jobs. I have to work from 2-6 at one of them today and 6-10 at the other. At least they’re in the same mall.

          • Elite Extremöphile

            I’m at target most days of the week, and playing destiny other days. I had to take a break from college mainly for mental health reasons. But I’m taking classes again this spring semester.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            That’s good. I had to take a break from college for the same reasons.

          • Elite Extremöphile

            *victims of a broken collegiate system hi-five*

  • Just got back from an emergency meeting held by our company President because our company just was sold last Friday. Good to know, awesome, great job, time to burn this fucker to the fucking ground.

    • Time to leave the Happy Valley?

    • Herr Schmitty

      Mother fuck. GL dude, hope you can work with whatever the outcome is.

    • more beer

      Dude that sucks. I hope everything works out okay for you.

    • Good luck in the transition and in your next endeavour, dude.

    • What’s the situation? Immediate termination? Or a long, slow process of downsizing/transition of resources?

      • The “long, slow process of downsizing/transition of resources” type of thing. Pretty much no one knows what’s going on or if anyone is going to get laid off or not. Totally new management is coming in. So it’s time to get my portfolio and resume updated.

        • Best thing you can do is be super helpful to management while looking for a new job. If you play your cards right and get lucky, you can snag another offer before you get laid off, then potentially leverage that for yourself.

          “Oh, here’s my 2 weeks, got a new job.”

          “But tyree, we need you for another 3 months.”

          “well, about that raise”

          or fuck it, leave their ass

          • Herr Schmitty

            I’m on team ‘don’t be loyal to your employers any more than they show loyalty to you.’

            They won’t think twice about firing you if the bottom line is right, you shouldn’t think twice about moving on if their pay isn’t keeping your bottom line right.

          • Don’t you see what I’m implying? Being super helpful and useful, then threatening to leave because you found a new, more permanent job, gives you leveraging power if you want a raise or even to stay with whatever company just bought the company out.

            This is feigned loyalty for manipulation

          • Guppusmaximus

            In this day & age of dumping the more experienced workers for those that are inexperienced & cheaper. I’d say update that resume ASAP and start looking. At least ‘Employment-at-Will’ doesn’t require you to give any notice that you’ve left…

          • Exactly. Use all the tools you have available

          • Abe Vigoda’s Oily Stool Sample

            Including the one in your pants, of course.

          • Herr Schmitty

            Of course I did! I was piggy-backing on to your point, rather than disputing it.

          • ah, forgive me!

          • Guppusmaximus

            Loyalty only gets you a seat on a sinking ship or prematurely sent to the unemployment line.

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      I’m so sorry. I hope everything works out in the end.

    • I’ve been on both sides of that and it was shitty both times. Make sure you leave with your red stapler.

      • Boss the Ross

        And put strychnine in the guacamole.

        • Guacamole Jim

          You leave me out of this!

          • Boss the Ross

            My sincerest apologies good sir, i didnt not mean to offend or insinuate you in any way shape or form.

          • Abe Vigoda’s Oily Stool Sample

            #StopTheDipAbuse

      • Guppusmaximus

        Umm, yea… I’m gonna have to go ahead and say ‘No’ to that.

    • Disgustache
    • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

      Yikes…good luck (srs).

    • Waynecro

      That sucks, dude. I feel your pain. I’ve been there before, and my job is at risk now. Time to put on a cup and a helmet and charge headlong into the shitstorm.

    • Abe Vigoda’s Oily Stool Sample
  • Guppusmaximus

    HA! I wish I had $20 bucks to spend on a shirt. I just realized that my wife birthed a vacuum that looks like a baby boy!

  • Boss the Ross

    I’m looking forward to mine, cant wait!

  • Janitor Jim Duggan
    • Waynecro

      I’ve been to Poughkeepsie. That shit was dismal. Nice trees, but buying booze for my motel room was nigh impossible. I ended up spending a small fortune trying to get hammered on weak drinks at a diner. I ate pretty much nothing but Trail’s Best beef sticks out of a vending machine.

  • Waynecro

    Buying a TovH shirt is the only thing I don’t regret right now. Thanks, Joe!