Exclusive Premiere: The Vomiting Dinosaurs – “WATERWORLD”

The Vomiting Dinosaurs are back with a furious grindcore track all about Kevin Costner’s finest film.

You didn’t realize it, but what you really needed today was a grindcore song that fully explores the intricacies of 1995’s Blockbuster flop, Waterworld. “Waterworld” is probably the diametric opposite of its film namesake. Whereas Waterworld was filmed over a grueling 6-month schedule and with a budget of $175 million just to add CGI hair to Kevin Costner’s patchy scalp, “Waterworld” is a quick blast of raw grind from an EP that was recorded in roughly five hours in a home studio.

In just 91 seconds, The Vomiting Dinosaurs cover in exhaustive detail every intricacy of The Mariner’s search for the dry land, and his fierce battles with Dennis Hopper’s evil character Deacon. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s what this song is about. I can’t quite make out every lyric. “Waterworld” comes from Exoplanets, the latest release from this trio. This EP’s track titles cover all different types of planets.

Exoplanets is released on January 6th, 2017 on CD, cassette and digital download via Grimoire Records. Like The Vomiting Dinosaurs on Facebook to publicly let your friends and family know you’re a fun person.

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Published on: November 28, 2016

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  • Lacertilian

    Dammit, player’s not open yet. Definitely gonna have to hear this tomorrow morning. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/a25ccd8c7c68c513d1ea2de7be59d4cc5ebef71e2ed678f2340cea070741c863.jpg

  • W.

    I liked the Vomiting Dinosaurs on Facebook to let my friends and family know I’m a fun person.

    • I want to like them but I don’t want to be mistaken for a fun person. What now?

    • I unfollowed my friends and family on Facebook cause they post stupid stuff that makes me want to be a not fun person.

  • Joaquin Stick

    Ha! I got one of those auto-generated emails from bandcamp (&Grimoire) about this release this morning, and when I went to check it out, it wasn’t actually up yet. Had no idea we were premiering it. What a coincidence. This rips.

  • Señor Jefe El Rosa

    Haha, waterworld, awesome!

    • Joaquin Stick

      I’ve heard a lot about it but ever actually seen the movie. Is it worth watching for the Lolbuttz factor?

      • Señor Jefe El Rosa

        Nothing lolbuttz about a post-apocalyptic all water world starring the great Kevin Costner. You should definitely see this piece of cinematic history.

      • CyberneticOrganism

        It’s a catch-it-on-Sunday-afternoon-cable movie.

  • W.

    I don’t think I’ve ever successfully stayed awake for a full viewing of Waterworld.

    Side note: One of the best waterparks in the country is Water World in Denver.

    Main point: I like this track and band.

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      You dudea are killing me with your lack of Waterworld.

      • RJA

        I still occasionally use the line ..paper……….paper… mostly just with my kids!

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          RJA >>>>>>>>>>>

    • ME GORAK™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

      WANTED TO CHECK OUT SCHLITTERBAHN IN NEW BRAUNSFELS NEXT TIME DOWN THAT WAY!!!!!!!! LOOKED PRETTY SWEET!!!!!! HEAR THEY GOT SWIM UP BARS!!!!!!!

      • W.

        I’ve actually never made it to Schlitterbahn, but if you go, plan a couple of days for the trip. From what I hear, you won’t get to see the whole park in a day.

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          Neither have I. My little bro went with an orchestra trip one time though, said it was a lot of fun.

      • IT’S AWESOME, HIT ME UP IF YOU GO

    • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

      One of the worst water parks is in my area. It’s called Splashdown and it’s inferior to most other water parks.

    • The popular waterpark in my city decapitated a kid, so there’s that piece of interesting info.

  • ME GORAK™✓ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

    BAND HAVE COOL NAME & TRACK PRETTY BADASS!!!!!! WHAT IS WATERWORLD????
    (SORRY @bosstheross:disqus )

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa
      • Joaquin Stick

        As terrible as the super low voice-over trend was, we need to go back to this kind of movie trailer. I hate basically seeing the entire movie in 2 minutes these days. This told you nothing about the plot, which is excellent.

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          WATCH THE MOVIE.

      • GL

        /didnotseeDinosaurs
        /confused

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa
          • I like Waterworld. Posers all ’round.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            My man!

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa
          • atchdav

            I like Waterworld but I think the Postman was the better of the two films

          • W.

            The Postman >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Dennis Hopper >>>>>>>

          • GL

            John Candy was in Waterworld ????

            Who knew???

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            I don’t like this comment.

          • GL

            Basic question: are there flying whales in Waterworld?

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            I don’t like this question.

          • GL

            BOSS PLZ!!!

            I THOUGHT WE WERE FRANDS!!!

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            We are friends.

          • GL

            F(r)iend – In Flames – Soundtrack To Your Escape.<3

          • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

            That album is still better than Battles.

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            I’m back to not liking your comments.

          • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

            Boss plz! Be happy he’s not quoting the new one!

          • GL

            pssh their new one is banging. 10/10!

          • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

            You have to be kidding me. The new one makes Sounds Of A Playground Fading look like The Jester Race and this is coming from someone who loved Siren Charms and still does.

          • GL

            The riffs are there, man. I am really enjoying it!

          • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

            I’m not. Their live album was very good though.

          • GL

            I would go as far to say that the only album of theirs that seems out of place is Soundtrack To Your Escape. There are a couple of decent songs on their, but the LP is clunky at best.

          • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

            My least favorite is Come Clarity.

          • GL

            Now you are just talking crazy, son.

          • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

            It’s not good. It’s a half hearted return to their roots. I lIke their alternative stuff quite a bit and their melodeath albums are amazing. Come Clarity is a poor attempt to combine those two things.

          • GL

            If I had some kind of top 10 albums of all time or shit number 1 would be Under Lock and Key from Dokken and number 2 would be Come Clarity.

            My jimmys are on fire rn.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Is Come Clarity the one with the female vocal duet?
            If so, *shits*

          • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

            Very accurate

          • GL
          • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

            Siren Charms did it better.

          • GL

            Normally I would not petty argue with people…

            But you are wrong!

          • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

            At least it’s not Sounds Of A Playground Fading. I dislike that album.

          • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

            I like Tooth and Nail better.

          • GL

            *frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*

          • RJA

            I don’t think it’s as terrible as many seem too – don’t you think that a lot of the backlash is from the fact that it cost 175 million dollars and that was the result?

          • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

            I like Waterworld although the video game of it is awful.

  • Waynecro

    My friends and family already know that I’m not a fun person. I’d contact them to confirm this, but they rarely answer my calls. I like this band’s name and this song. Thanks, Joe!

    • Señor Jefe El Rosa

      But you are a fun person.

      • Waynecro

        No one’s ever accused me of being fun before, though my blood is very rich in Funfetti on weekends.

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          See there: Waynecro = fun person

          • Waynecro

            I should put “Waynecro: Funfetti Person” on my business cards.

      • Mr. Cro is virtuous, funny, accommodating, knowledgeable, and ripped. but certainly not fun

        • Señor Jefe El Rosa

          DAMMIT JIMMY!

          • i kid. Waynecro is one of my favorite people of all time. OF ALL TIME!

          • Señor Jefe El Rosa

            That’s better!

  • I haven’t seen Waterworld, but I’m a big fan of both famously terrible b-movies (Plan 9, Manos: The Hands of Fate, Troll 2, anything on MST3K) and, like, famously terrible big budget disasters. It fascinates me to no end that things like Gigli or apparently Waterworld (or in the music world, St. Anger) could come into existence after thousands of hours of work and thousands of decisions and lots of people involved, with NO ONE of importance ever raising their hand and saying “ummmm, maybe this isn’t such a good idea.” At least, that’s the explanation I like to believe!

    (note to self: write my next batch of songs about Manos: The Hands of Fate)