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News as good as fresh tuna sashimi. 

VHÖL, one of the few “supergroups” that truly live up to such name, just put out a new track entitled “The Desolate Damned”. It rips, but how could it not? The band is comprised of Mike Scheidt (YOB), John Cobbett and Sigrid Sheie (Hammers of Misfortune) and Aesop Dekker of Agalloch fame. Stream the song over at NPR and get all excited for their upcoming LP Deeper Than The Sky, scheduled for an October 23 via Profound Lore. So far, it sounds like it will be a departure from the gritty blackened thrash of their debut album (listen here) in favor of shredding space thrash. I dig.


Are you into depravity, doom and death? Isn’t everyoneAutopsy, the forebearers of Mullet Death/Doom (h/t Leif Bearikson), decided to make the world a shinier place by dropping a double dose of the aforementioned trinity. Read it straight from the band’s Facebook page.


In other death/doom news, TovH favorites Hooded Menace have just released a new track from their upcoming record, Darkness Drips Forth, which is bound to hit the streets via Relapse Records on October 30. Jam “Elysium of Dripping Death”, read our interview with the Funlandians and then hit the RR website to get your pre-orders straight.


Gire, a Hungarian avant-garde death metal band, is getting its lone album repressed by Blood Music. Head over to Bandcamp and stream the self-titled LP, available as “name your price”. If you wish to, physical media options are displayed below:


And now, for the most dick-wiggling news of the week month, Virginia’s hard to categorize Inter Arma are bound to release a third full-length album early next year via Relapse Records. Read it from them:

“On September 19th we’ll return to Dark Art Audio in Madison, TN to begin recording our third full length record. The sonic alchemist Mikey Allred will once again sit in the captain’s seat for this journey. Album title, etc. are TBA. As always, expect the unexpected.”

When it comes to this band, the unexpected pays off tremendously. Their last release was an EP, The Cavern, a 40+ minute opus that features gristle-throbbing dynamics, hefty sludge and some folk/americana thrown in for good measure. Jam it below in case you haven’t. Please, stop violating.

You can catch them on tour with Kylesa (one of my favorite bands) on the following dates:

kylesatour


Speaking of which, there is a new Kylesa track out, entitled “Night Drive”. I used to do this weird thing in which I’d go out driving at 2 AM to pretend I was Ryan Gosling on Driver. This is something I would definitely jam on one of those trips, probably on the return home. It’s a sweet song, for sure, but it also brings the riffs. It will be featured on Exhausting Fire, the band’s seventh (wow!) full length. October 2nd is the release date, and Season Of Mist the label.


 

Last but not least, Napalm Death released a video for “How The Years Condemn”, a song from their album Apex Predator – Easy Meat. My friend Edward thinks it’s an unflushable album. What do you think?


Quickies:

  • NWOBHM legends Satan just dropped a BITCHING track. Listen to “Fallen Saviour”.
  • Christian Mistress is streaming To Your Death in full. Heavy metal lives.
  • The next USBM Krieg album will be titled Guilt and will be released by Profound Lore Records.

That’s it for now. I hope your pants are just as ruined as mine were.

 

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  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    What the fuck is Mullet Death?

    • Tyree

      There is a grindcore label called Mullet Death, aside from that I have no clue.

    • Dagon

      A rib on something Leif said on This Toilet Tuesday this week. It was the Nightfell blurb.

      “If Autopsy are the mullet of death doom (just pure goddamn filth and nastiness) then Nightfell are the undercut (sleek, refined…brooding?). Please justify my haircut by pressing play and rocking along.”

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        Intriguing….

      • Max

        This is a totally outrageous new paradigm. I’ll run with it.

        • Vote for Jeb

          Does that make old Opeth the trash-stache of death metal?

        • Dagon

          I’m trying to make food descriptions of music happen. I want to be the Action Bronson of the review game.

          Gotta say that the haircut comparison was way better than anything I came up with.

          • CyberneticOrganism

            I use food descriptions of music sometimes; beefy bass tones, saucy vocals, roasted drums, caramelized solos, candied almonds, pumpkin spice, rhubarb chips, etc.

          • Dagon

            Buttery tone. Sweet tone.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            I did that one time, describing a guitar tone as milky.

          • Lacertilian

            One of my mates described another’s wife as “milky”, we never let him live it down.
            He’s probably reading this.

          • Max

            I think haircuts are more vivid than cuisine, but cuisine probably has a longer shelf-life. The universe only boasts a limited number of forms when it comes to hair styling.

          • Dagon

            I think it’s because certain hairstyles become very emblematic. They seem to always be associated with a certain type, whereas few foods get so stereotypical as, say, a pumpkin latte.

        • CyberneticOrganism
          • Max

            It’s okay. I dig chix w/knives.

          • KJM

            m/ LOOK OUT!!! m/ #StayDio

  • CyberneticOrganism

    Fuck, I really want sushi now.

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      We all want something, but that doesn’t mean you’re going to get it, you selfish son of a bitch.

      • CyberneticOrganism
        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          Fuck, which Terminator is that?

          • CyberneticOrganism

            The bad one, T3

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Thought so. Still haven’t seen that all the way through. Not that I want to anyway.

          • CyberneticOrganism
          • That was the only ‘good’ part of that movie.

            Srs.

          • JJM

            once you see 4 and 5, you’ll change how you phrased that

          • CyberneticOrganism

            Everything after T2 is the bad one. Nicolas Winding Refn should direct the next one.

          • Guppusmaximus

            I dunno, I didn’t think the last two were bad. I thought “Salvation” introduced a pretty neat idea and had great cinematography. The fifth one pulled a Windows 10 – whereas it should’ve came after Windows 7 instead of the 8 we got…

      • Dagon

        True. I didn’t get what I wanted for my birthday.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y34jC4I1m70

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          Well, posting this song won’t make it any easier on you.

          • Dagon

            That video is very well done, actually. It plays with surrealism and symmetry using women with big booties.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Damn, sounds all artsy and shit. But you know my stance on videos.

          • Dagon
          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Now we’re talking.

          • Tyree
          • Dagon

            I once dreamed I was at a bbq in his house, no shit.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            That dude was pretty chill when I met him.

          • KJM

            Very profound.

    • Stanley
    • Dagon

      I’ve been craving it for a while. There’s a place nearby that’s all you can eat sushi for 10 dollars. Obv it won’t feel as cheap to me as it will to you. Just imagine that.

      • Stanley

        Save money on all you can eat sushi. Spend more money on toilet roll.

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          I like my meat, like I like my women………..cooked.

          • Stanley
          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Close enough.

          • sweetooth0

            eternal upvotes for Cannibal Holocaust!

          • Jimmy Calhoun

            Just watched “CH” again pretty recently. Still easily one of the most brutal films ever made, possibly even more so than the original “I Spit on Your Grave” (which I hadn’t seen till a few weeks ago).

          • Hans Müller

            you like your women to be Flake? that’s an… acquired taste.

          • Stanley

            You’re not into the whole hermaphrodite thing?

          • Hans Müller

            I do dig his weird spasms but was unaware that he was the proud owner of both a P and a V. so let me reconsider… nope, still no boner.

  • Maik Beninton™
    • Dagon

      Thanks, bro! I look very swole in this picture.

    • Tyree

      Didn’t you all have a birthday last year? Stop it.

      • Maik Beninton™

        Who cares about last year?!

        • Tyree

          One year closer to death. Hooray!

          • Maik Beninton™

            We are always close to death.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Thank Satan for that. Hail dirtnap.

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        I have a birthday next April. I’ll be 21.

  • Another new Of Feather And Bone track dropped the other day and God Dayum is all I’ve got to say about that.
    http://exclaim.ca/Music/article/of_feather_bone_ignore_their_remorse?&utm_source=TwitterMetal&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=MetalTwitter

    • Dagon

      If I had an alley this would be far up on it.

  • nbm02ss

    Dat VHÖL and Hooded Menace, tho.

  • Great job compiling this news edition, Dagy!

    That new Satan song is tasty.

    • KJM

      SATAN.

  • Sir Tapir The Based :]

    Mmmm, dat Hooded Menace

    • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

      It’s tasty, very tasty. Shame Pyykkö doesn’t perform vocals live – he’s a beast.

      • Sir Tapir The Based :]

        There are still some tasty albums to be released this year. New Death Hawks and Kauan are giving me the tickles.

        • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

          New Death Hawks? Missed that news.

          • Sir Tapir The Based :]

            Indeedily doo. Also a tour with Circle.

          • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

            Nice, I be needing to check that out.

        • New Kauan surely will rule.

      • Tyree

        I’m honestly looking more forward to that Ruinebell release than this.

        • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

          Aye, I’m looking forward to it too, very much. But I’m partial to this dooming death.

          • Tyree

            Same, Ruinebell just does’t have much out there. So, I’m just anxious to hear more.

          • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

            True, only two songs. And the new song sounded quite good.

  • Vote for Jeb

    This VHÖL track is pretty rockin’.

    • Dagon

      It tickles my pickle.

  • Jock Strap Full O Beef Stew

    Happy birthday, Brazilian fish god/demon! Some Brazilian death metal for you, to liven the mood.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljjjF0vpM8Y
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwhc0GpbtHE

  • Mother Shabubu 8

    Sushi pictures? I knew this place was a filled with Weebs. Das Schließfachzeit!!!

    • Hans Müller

      being German, I must say I’m curious… what the hell is Schließfachzeit?

      • Mother Shabubu 8

        Locker time…or at least that’s what it is according to google translate lol. As in time to put the nerds inside the lockers.

        • Hans Müller

          ha, I see! there’s no German term for that, seeing how lockers aren’t a thing in our schools. but nice that the ol’ G provides. lol indeed.

  • Guppusmaximus

    Don’t shoot the messenger, it’s just news:
    Cynic broke up.

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

    New Krieg ist krieg.

  • JWEG

    For some reason I’m having trouble parsing the Autopsy news.

    Does it say there’s a 4-disc set (with massive booklet) coming up which includes all the material from the EP that’s also due to be released? Or that there’s a book first, an EP second, and then the 4-disc set?

    And in either case, if I buy the 4CD set that includes the EP’s tracks why would I also buy the EP?

  • Hans Müller

    VHÖL! hell yes!

    and Drive was a pretty good movie. if you’ve a hankering for a night drive but need ot save on gas, try playing Glitch Hikers. it’s free and whatnot.

    this may be old news, but Beaten To Death will release a new album next month.
    pre-order that shite or go for the gold vinyl right away:
    https://beatentodeath.bandcamp.com/album/unplugged

  • Jimmy Calhoun

    New Autopsy is always good for a few spins – at the least – though I am starting to worry that they’re spreading themselves a little thin.

    New Hooded Menace is good news as well, though it just adds to the glut of 2015 releases I’ll “have to” (not really) purchase before the end of the year. I’m already buying Slayer, Motorhead, Napalm Death, and Leviathan soon as I get my birthday money next month. The new Maiden (double CD???) might have to wait till Christmas.