Do You Like Doom? What About Free Doom? Get In Here To Win Some Doooooooooooooo



Around this time last year, Australian doom/death band Inverloch released their debut full-length to much acclaim. Their particular brand of doom is a moribund affair drenched in dread, rather than the comparatively friendly fuzzy stoner type we see so much of these days. The dense riffs lurch steadfast towards demise, the percussion echoes the gradual dismantlement of not only the surrounding physical environment but also the intangible, the two fusing together to invoke an atmosphere devoid of all hope and spirit, an incorporeal vacuum that envelops you entirely for nigh on 40 minutes. The quality songwriting found on Distance | Collapsed came as no surprise to some, considering the band is comprised of two members of the revered early 90’s Aussie act diSEMBOWELMENT, whose 1993 album Transcendence Into The Peripheral is regarded by many to be one of the true masterpieces of the genre…mostly because it is. Anyway, if you haven’t already done so, we highly recommend checking out Inverloch’s debut. Then after you decide that yes, you definitely want this album, proceed down below to see how you can win a copy.

Massive, huh? Totally befits the gigantic ancient island of death it originates from. Which brings us to the “show me how to fucking win this thing already” section of the competition. To get this album in your collection we want you to photochop either one of these pictures to illustrate how you think you would meet your doom in Australia. Include a short description/caption too if you think it will help your chances. The winner will be determined over the next week, so get to it!




So get to it! Even if you’ve never done this sort of thing before, don’t be timid, it’s easy to knock out a sloppy chop job with free sites such as Pixlr (, Canva, or even trusty old MS Paint.

If you’d like to see some past examples of how easy it is to win one of our album giveaways, you can check out some of our most recent photochop contests below –

Turn The Temple Nightside Album Cover Into Your Favourite Vidya Game

Enter The Crypt And Win A Copy Of Gatecreeper’s Sonoran Depravation

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  • Sid Vicious Promos
    • Óðinn

      That’s probably true.

    • Óðinn

      Have you seen these rooster pops yet? ;)

      • KyleJMcBride


  • GL

    Wait, where am I again?

    • Sid Vicious Promos

      Isn’t mine good?

      • GL

        I dunno man, everything is upside down.

        • Sid Vicious Promos

          Mine is dying in Australia because of Outback Steakhouse.

          • GL

            Then there is a lot at steak!

          • Sid Vicious Promos

            There isn’t a lot of meat to my idea but it is funny.

          • Wait. Did you just make a pun?

          • KyleJMcBride


    • tigeraid

      Well that’s…. low-hanging fruit. Tastes like fruit all the same, though.

    • Óðinn

      The best guitarists can play upside down.

  • KyleJMcBride

    Ripped apart by drop bears, of course.

    • Óðinn

      That’s what I assumed.

  • Sir Ukkometso The Based

    I thought that by “Free Doom” you ment free jazz musicians playing doom. I am disappointed.

    • Óðinn

      I want that now.

      • Sir Ukkometso The Based

        We need to find John Zorn! He’sthe hero we need!

  • Señor Jefe El Rosa

    Falling to my death because the Great Ring played into the weak minds of men and I betrayed my friends.

  • tigeraid

    I suck at photoshop, so I will submit the most Brootal Aussie story I know of to accompany it.

    I’d probably meet my Doom in the 1840s on Norfolk Island, “Hell in Paradise”. Y’know, the penal colony island that the PENAL COLONY ISLAND OF AUSTRALIA sent THEIR badest asses to.

    Maybe, out of colonial jealousy from the Aussies because our country didn’t get the filthy dregs of British society, I would be whipped mercilessly, flayed, put in the stocks and, when foreign ships were seen on the horizon, lit afire?


    An 1846 report by magistrate Robert Pringle Stuart exposed the horrors of torture and incessant flogging, the scarcity and poor quality of food, the inadequacy of housing and corruption of overseers.

    There were several unsuccessful mutinies, all desperate attempts to escape the hardships. On visiting Norfolk Island to comfort mutineers sentenced to execution, Father William Ullathorne, Vicar general of Sydney, remarked:

    “…The most heartrending scene that I ever witnessed. A literal fact that each man who heard his reprieve wept bitterly, and that each man who heard of his condemnation to death went down on his knees with dry eyes, and thanked God.”

    “It is no surprise the Irish got it worse than others. The most shocking element was a policy that held if foreign sails were seen on the horizon, then any Irish on the island should be gathered into a wooden stockade. If the ship landed, the stockade was to be set alight. They believed that if foreign forces came onto the island the Irish would support them in attacking the British.

    One notorious way of controlling rebel spirits in the settlement was the lash.
    Laurence Frayne, a Dubliner who was sent to New South Wales in 1826, and then to Norfolk when the colony tired of his repeated escape attempts, was given 300 lashes for calling lieutenant-governor James Thomas Morisset a “bastard”.
    He got 100 lashes, then when it scabbed over, he got another 100 and then another when that scabbed over.”

  • RJA

    Really good album – looked back on my best of list from last year trying to remember why this wasn’t on it.

    • Lacertilian

      It came out quite early on so it may have suffered a little as a result, I don’t recall seeing it on too many lists either come to think of it.

  • Stockhausen
    • Lacertilian

      This just became a self-fulfilling prophecy!

  • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

    Inverloch was fine, but it didn’t hold a candle to the almighty dISEMBOWELMENT.

  • Primordial Chaos

    Doom, could be traditional, mixed with Death Metal or be funereal but the truth is that bands like these gave us good “Doom” I guess: with: and: and this for last:

  • Óðinn
    • tigeraid

      Sadly, entirely possible.

    • Black Smallbeard

      funny that its a New York Times article

      • Óðinn

        “the media” 😉

        Breitbart ran an article about how Jimmy Carter nuked the UK by mistake in the 70s, and therefore this is exactly the same.

        • Black Smallbeard

          youre right, because trump hasnt nuked anyone. gg dems

          • Óðinn

            Let’s hope it stays that way.

  • Taylor
  • Waynecro

    *goes to Australia to investigate residential thylacine sightings*
    *makes mandatory Crocodile Dundee joke when speaking to a local*
    *gets stabbed in the skull by the local*
    *gets bitten by a funnel-web spider while bleeding out on the ground*

  • Lacertilian

    Sorry forgot to mention our awesome benefactor for this prize –
    Thanks Killer!

  • J.R.™

    Looks like @Lacertilian:disqus and I need to get back to recording our doom album, this time set in the Daintree National Forest