Dischordia, Tovarish, SCAB, and Maeth Unleash New Music

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We here in the Toilet ov Family like to take care of our own. That’s the motivation behind our little Interview with the Devil series. We want to make sure that the talented lads and lasses that reside in this hallowed bowl get the attention they deserve. So it is with great pleasure that we’re flaunting not one, not two, not three, but four excellent releases from some our best pals. Get the scoop on new jamz by DischordiaTovarish, SCAB, and Maeth!


Dischordia – Sources EP (Rogue Records) | Out Now

Have you been following along with the tour adventures of the shockingly handsome Stockhausen, vocalist/bassist of death metal innovators Dischordia? Then you’re likely aware of the fact that the band just dropped a killer EP of excellent covers. Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Covers suck, man!” You shut your whore mouth and listen up, because  this band has the chops and artistic flair to approach both The Dillinger Escape Plan and Tom Waits from a death metal style and somehow make both of those tracks sound great. The music itself is a brutal tribute to Dischordia’s influences, but I wouldn’t be fulfilling my contractual obligations to Stocky doing this release justice if I didn’t mention how great Stocky’s vocals sound in the mix. Plus, you can get the whole thing for free! Stocky is both talented and generous. Pick it up on Bandcamp!


 Tovarish – This Terrible Burden (Argonauta Records) | May 4th, 2015

When last we chatted to Dimitri Myshkin, the enigmatic vocalist of the even more mysterious drone/doom troupe Tovarish from Rhode Island, the band was in the process of writing new music and looking for a label. Well, I’m happy to announce that Tovarish have found a happy home at Argonauta Records and will soon be unleashing a stunning new album of Cold War anthems loaded with martial industrial effects, haunting feedback loops of distortion, and vocals that sound like a diseased lung coughing up petrol. It’s a killer, unsettling combination, and from the rough demos I’ve heard, fans of dark, atmospheric metal won’t want to miss this. The band debuted the album info and a new song, “Order 227,” over at The Sludgelord, so head there for the full scoop.


 SCAB – Sounds from the Sewer (Independent) | Out Now

The last time I tried to talk to SCAB about their artistic vision I ended up looking like a bumbling chode. I shan’t be making that mistake again. Look, all you need to know about The Grindprophet’s new release can be summed up in two words: BEER! GRIND!


Maeth – TBA

Do you love that adorable little pumpkin baby HessianHunter? Of course you do because you’re a man and/or woman of taste and sophistication. Well, did you know that that adorable little pumpkin baby is an octopus-armed monstrosity that eats bicycles and destroys drum kits? Of course you did, because you’re a man and/or woman of intelligence and good upbringing. Well, that adorable little pumpkin baby octopus drummer man is going on tour with his radical band Maeth, and they’ll soon be pulverizing a city near you with their patented sun dance of mescalin-fueled psycho-sludge. Prepare to be beaten to death by a rainbow. If you’re very lucky, you might even hear some new tunes too. The band unveiled a tasty new jam (with no less than two drummers and a flautist) at the St. Vitus Bar, and those witches are in the process of brewing up something spooky real soon. Skip ahead to 6:50 in the video below to go on a mind-trip. If you like what you hear, you can always explore Oceans into Ashes on Bandcamp. Also, go say high to that adorable little pumpkin baby octopus drummer high priest man on Facebook.

Maeth tour dates Via the book of faces:

May 7 – Minneapolis, MN @ The Triple Rock Social Club
May 8 – TBA @ TBA
May 9 – Omaha, NE @ The Hideout
May 10 – Denver, CO @ 7th Circle
May 11 – Santa Fe, NM @ The Underground
May 12 – Phoenix, AZ @ TBA
May 13 – San Diego, CA @ Til Two
May 14 – Glendale, CA @ The Complex
May 15 – Pacifica, CA @ Winter’s Tavern
May 16 – Oakland, CA @ The Metro
May 17 – San Francisco, CA @ TBA
May 18 – Sacramento, CA @ Blue Lamp
May 19 – Portland, OR @ The Know
May 20 – Seattle, WA @ Sunset Tavern
May 21 – Missoula, MT @ Ole Beck VFW
May 22 – Billings, MT @ Rail Yard Ale House
May 23 – Fargo, ND @ TBA

(Photo VIA, VIA, VIA, and VIA)

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  • RepostedAvengedSevenfoldFan

    ok so i was in a mosh pit right and there was going 2 be a wall of death cause i was not looking i 2 busy having fun and my friends never told me there was until i got out of it soo here is wht happen right when a part of the song was over i did not hear everybody how about a wall of death so iam soo stupid tht i got in the middle and when i look down and left and right i was like SHIT I FUCKING AT MY FRIENDS and BAM BOW BOOM i got hurt soo bad tht my friends said i was crawling like a zombie so say if iam in that situation again wht can i do O.O??

    -kyle piczko, 2 months ago

    • KJM
      • Haven’t seen this movie in forever.

        • KJM

          I’ve only seen it once. I watched it as a double with Eastern Promises.

          • Dagon

            Good turkish bath house scene. Very sensual.

          • KJM

            Cronenberg loves his body horror and homoeroticism.

          • Dagon

            I love his body horror. I won’t say I love his homoeroticism, but maybe I do.
            *Blushes

          • KJM

            Doesn’t bother me as long as the movie’s good.

          • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

            insert random (uncomfortable) football talk….

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            A fully nude Viggo aside (or perhaps because of) that fight kinda sets the bar for how brutal movie fight scenes should be.

          • Dagon

            Naked fighting is way more disturbing than other kinds of movie fighting even when the latter is more violent. There’s a certain fealing of uneasiness and of being unprotected that the naked body provokes.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            God damn, you just summed that up so nicely. You should be a blogger.

          • Dagon

            That’s what my momma always dreamed of.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            My baby is a blogger! I couldn’t be more proud than I am at this moment!

          • Stockhausen

            You should read The Dark Tower for a sweet naked gunfight.

          • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

            words I never thought Id hear together:” sweet naked gunfight”

          • Stockhausen

            Today is a good day.

          • Tyree
      • Edward/Breegrodamus

        Fucking great movie, so was Eastern Promises.

    • Siqq Burnington
  • Shrimp in a Pizza Box

    THANKS FOR THE FREE MUSIC, STOCKHAUSEN AND PUMPKIN BABY
    Tyree seems to have taken drum production lessions from Archspire. That’s not a compliment.

    • What does that mean? I don’t hear any similarities.

      • I think he’s trying to take the “highest number of incorrect things said in the same week” world record from Karhu.

      • Shrimp in a Pizza Box

        They sound like they were recorded in a canister, maybe that’s just me.

        • Weird. I listen Archspire’s drums and hear heavily processed, triggered stuff. The Scab stuff is way more raw (imo).

          • Shrimp in a Pizza Box

            Eh, I should probably start putting an “THIS IS A PERSONAL, SUBJECTIVE OPINION” in all of my comments.

    • Tyree

      I fucking suck at life.

      • Shrimp in a Pizza Box

        Would it make you feel better if I said that the cover art completely rips though?

        • Tyree

          Your dislike is a compliment. We suck, and plan on keeping it shitty.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            The drums sound fine.

      • Stanley

        If there’s one thing you do suck at, it’s getting me the lyrics to TY, FY & TDD and SFTS. With song titles like these WE NEED the lyrics.

      • more beer

        That doesn`t matter as long as you have beer!

        • Tyree

          Damn straight!

          • more beer

            Listening to Sounds from the Sewer now fucking killer!

    • Stanley

      What are you talking about, my wee shrimpette? This is what REAL drums sound like, not over produced, synthetic, triggered bullshit.

      http://scabgore.bandcamp.com/track/gorged

    • Stockhausen

      THANKS FOR BEING A SHRIMP IN A PIZZA BOX, BRAH.

    • Scrimm

      That’s about the last thing I would compare those drums to.

  • Dagon

    I have jammed all of these jams.
    I have bumped all of these tunes.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus

      I’m jamming Dischordia now ✔

      • ✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔
        ✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔
        ✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔Archspire✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔
        ✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔
        ✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔✔

        • Edward/Breegrodamus

          I feel like I checked out Archspire when everyone was on about it last year. Same with Fallujah.

          • I tired listening to Fallujah CD yesterday and couldn’t back into it. It is just too exhausting for my b-rain atm.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            I really dug Animality’s EP which just came out, and I listened to something else the same day but can not for the life of me think of what it is right now.

            GL I’m playing this EP from front to back before playing the next thing!

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            It is. I just wish I knew what else I checked out that day. I could scroll back through my comments here but fuck if I don’t comment a lot or I could search the Facespace but fuck man, I just wish I knew lol

            It was techy and brutal and I liked it.

          • YOU SIR ARE SUFFERING FROM MUSIC OVERLOAD. I WILL PRAY THAT YOU MAKE IT THROUGH THIS TERRIBLE ORDEAL.
            BYAH

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            Not a bad problem to have, really.

          • OF COURSE NOT.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            BYAH AND HAILS!

          • The Beargod

            I bought the Archspire record when Baurot told me to. I listened to it, loved it and went to bed. I listened to it again in the morning and realized it sucked. The next day I listened to it again and it was so bad I got rid of it.

          • Dang, that is quite a flip flop!

          • The Beargod

            I must’ve been Weed(lied) out the first time.

      • Stockhausen

        Thanks Edgodamus.

        • Edward/Breegrodamus

          Tom Waits shit on here, third track.

          Name my price?!

          • Stockhausen

            Yeah dude! We didn’t get permission to do any of the songs, so we can’t make money off of it.

          • The Beargod

            What if someone donates? I mean, there is a free download option too.

          • Stockhausen

            Uh, I don’t really know. That would probably go to our distribution label anyway.

          • The Beargod

            But by definition you should get something off each donation too. It’s not gonna be a problem I say, but I wanted to point out this thing here.

          • Stockhausen

            Eh, not worrried. I’d do it for free if I were you.

          • The Beargod

            As I said, not gonna be a problem.

            I may do that.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            The problem is if I were to name my price you and everyone might find out what a cheap fucker I am when I am given that option, lol

          • Stockhausen

            Haha. Do it for free, seriously.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus

      Tovarish ✔

  • Tyree

    • KJM

      “You Stapled Your Dick To Your Leg, You’re Gay” – yet another A.C. outtake

      • Tyree

        You’re still alive, you’re totally gay.

        • I Respect Your Feelings and Your Grind.

          • Tyree

            I respect that you are totally gay.

          • Dagon

            You know how I know you’re gay?

          • Because I like Scab?

          • Dagon

            Because u liek metallica

          • HEY MAN THERE IS NOTHING GAY ABOUT METALLICA

            WHAT NEXT, PANTERA?

          • Dagon

            Bro, but you like all those bands no one knows. I can’t even say their shitty names, bro. You suck.

          • Shrimp in a Pizza Box

            lol bro but u cant even, like, understand what they say bro

          • BLOODBEARDE

            All of you are terrible

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            <3

          • Tyree

            Wow, you are so GAY.

          • Christian, what is the bad you write (play?) for the starts with an E??? I cannot remember what the damn name is…..

          • A human verification test????? I can’t read those names, wth. (refresh for image)

          • lol

          • I was freaking out because I couldn’t figure mine out, either. Haha. Fucking April Fool’s.

          • FUCK. I TOTALLY FORGOT.

          • Scrimm

            I went there on April Fool’s a few years ago at like 3 in the morning ans saw the apparently they had been shut down by the government. they had me for a few minutes with that one.

          • Tyree

            REVENGE

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            I can’t refresh with the music playing on this page ☹

          • *fart sounds*

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            Only blackened noise is real.

          • Stockhausen

            Blackened deathfarts.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            That essentially sums up the genre.

          • Lacertilian

            Even WebMD can’t help for those

          • uh… i don’t even

          • Óðhinn

            WTF?

            And also, Akimbo.

            http://youtu.be/6dSLwz4-Ecw

          • KJM

            Picnic Of Grind.

          • KJM
          • Tyree

            He’s totally gay. And so is that cup.

          • KJM

            Here comes that cup
            That muthafuckin cup

          • more beer

            Oh shit your cup is gonna runnith over Tyree!

          • KJM

            Your cup always runs over when you #StayBeer. ^_^

          • more beer

            Until the day I die.

        • KJM

          “I Sold Seth Putnam Acid, I’m Beyond Gay” – A.C. outtake recorded in my friend’s basement.

  • HessianHunter

    Yer makin’ dis lil’ pupkin bb blush like a tommato over here, W. <3

    • KJM

      Pumpkin Baby >>>>>>>>

    • No Ohio dates – or anywhere close to Ohio. 🙁

      • KJM

        No Boston/Cambridge either : (

        • HessianHunter

          We played Worcester last tour, yoooo

          • KJM

            Next time you do a relatively local gig, I’ll show up.

      • HessianHunter

        We played Canton and Toledo last time! Where are you from?

        • I guess that was before I was fan! Near the Dayton area. Toledo wouldn’t be a totally terrible drive!

    • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

      Play Poughkeepsie!

      • Óðhinn

        Play Freebird! 😉

  • Tyree

    Is that Sherbert on the cover photo?

    • Dr. Dubz

      Yes indeedy. He’s been hitting the sauce pretty hard lately.

      • The Beargod

        I would too if I had to put up with Stocky.

        /jk, mang

        • Stockhausen

          *sob* It’s true

    • Stockhausen

      Schubert is so much cooler on this blog than in real life.

      • Stanley

        Was that gas mask a christmas present?

        • Stockhausen

          Yeah, he goes everywhere in it. It’s really embarrassing.

          • Stanley

            How does he drink his beer?

          • WITH HIS SAUCER, SON!

          • Stockhausen

            He installed a really quite complicated straw system. I’m actually a little proud of him, but I never tell him that.

      • Tyree

        Slippy, slappy, Samsonite i was way off. I knew it started with an S though.

        • haaahaha I lol’d

        • Stockhausen

          Ha. Well played.

  • Dagon

    BTW, that St. Vitus live set is great, you guys look like you have a lot of chemistry together.

    Plus Saint Vitus is one of the venues I would like to go to the most. It just seems like an awesome place.

    • HessianHunter

      It lived up to all my expectations. Stellar place to see music. Mutoid Man’s bassist was our hilarious/awesome sound guy.

      • Dagon

        They are touring with Dillinger around the same time you guys are, if I recall correctly. Or maybe it’s a June mini-tour thing.

        I follow st. vitus on instagram and they always have the greatest pics. The bills are insane.

        Plus there’s this lady doing metal + yoga lessons in there as well. That sounds like a blast. Ain’t no pants better than yoga pants.

        • Edward/Breegrodamus

          Ain’t no pants better than yoga pants

          Amen, brother.

          • Dagon

            I’m actually looking into forming a yoga pants-based religion. Or cvlt, which sounds cooler.

      • more beer

        I will come check you out at 7th Circle. That`s a great little DIY venue I saw Iron Reagan there a few months ago.

        • HessianHunter

          I keep hearing good things about that place from my touring friends.

          • more beer

            It`s a cool little place. It used to be called Blast-O-Mat. They seem to be getting more and more shows. Which is always a good thing. I will see you there 5/10.

    • KJM

      I wish there were a similar club in Boston. I’d be there every day.

    • I can confirm St. Vitus is a nice venue. You can hang back at the bar and have some drinks or head out to the floor and rock out with the band.

  • Pre-orders now available for Tovarish – This Terrible Burden
    http://www.argonautarecords.com/shop/music-/53-tovarish-this-terrible-burden-cd.html

    • Dagon

      I would if they could make submarine deliveries.

      • Lacertilian

        Call Marko Ramius

  • Edward/Breegrodamus

    Yo in the spirit of today I’m gonna sample all of your bands, lol

    OT: the last three Better Call Saul episodes were killer.

  • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

    Coming soon from my band Brian Kendrick Jackets: a drum and bass album called Shiny.

    • KJM

      The Brian Kendrick?

      • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

        I love his jackets so much I named my drum and bass project after his jackets.

    • Dr. Dubz

      I thought your band was Mr. in Your House 4.

      • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

        I changed the name.

    • Stanley

      Hasn’t it been coming soon for a while now? When will it really be coming soon? Soon?

      • The Beargod

        Soon.

      • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

        It’s been delayed but I’m still working on it.

        • Stanley

          What is the release date? If you don’t have a milestone, you’ll never reach one.

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            It wI’ll be released by Christmas.

          • Stanley

            Jesus, what is it, a one song EP?

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            No. Most of my projects are lo-fi so it’s going to be a full album.

          • Stanley

            Ah-ha, you tried to trick me, you crafty one. Christmas, which year?

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            2016 or 2017. It could get delayed even further. I’ve been working on it since 2013.

          • Tyree

            Whatever.

          • He needs a lesson in speed writing from SCAB. Ammirite??

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            I like perfection when it comes to my albums. I want to create the greatest drum and bass album ever which might take a while.

          • Stanley

            Are you implying that Scab is something other than perfection?

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            No. It is awesome but when it comes to pop it takes a while to make a crappy album. To make the greatest drum and bass pop album ever you have to take your time.

          • Stanley

            Oh, I see. Thanks for clearing that up. I thought that maybe you were lacking in creativity or drive but it seems that it just takes a long time.

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            Ive made a lot of demos for the album that didn’t cut it or were lost. There’s been hundreds of discarded song titles and lyrics and a lot of unused beats.

          • Can we get a sample of something that is complete??

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            I’ll see what I can do about that. I have been working on a cover of This Flight Tonight for the album as well as a cover of Achilles Last Stand. It’s not done yet but i
            I will have a sample done by May.These are drum and bass covers I might add. There are drum machines and bass synthesizers galore.

          • Stanley

            Hang on! It’s a covers album? I thought this was going to be the best drum and bass album ever.

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            No. Theres two covers. The rest are original compositions.

          • Stanley

            The rest *will be* original compositions.

            FTFY.

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            I should have said that.

          • 2017? As in over two years from now?

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            It could take even longer. Im very meticulous about my album writing.

          • What are doing between this moment in time and Saturday when you work? Writing I hope? You could seriously cut down on the 3 year lead time you are giving us…

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            I’m writing the lyrics. I have to create the drum and bass beats which will take a long time. Those could take months, maybe even years.

          • Stanley

            Quit friggin’ around on the ToH and get writing!

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            I’m writing while on here. The lyrics are only a small part of the album. The majority of it is instrumental.

          • Sir Tapir the Based

            “Soon”

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            I explained this to Stanley that to make the greatest drum and bass pop album ever you have to make sure everything is perfect. That’s taken quite some time and will take more time. The song structure hasn’t even been perfected yet.

          • Sir Tapir the Based

            Inunderstandnthat, but why did you say that it’s coming soon?

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            It’s coming sooner than expected. It was supposed to come out in 2021 but by then it would be complete forgotten about.

          • Sir Tapir the Based

            It fucking better be the best god damn album ever! We’ve been waiting for so long

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            It was an April Fools joke.

          • Sir Tapir the Based

            Wow such joke much april

          • Stanley

            I’d go for a 2021 release then.

          • YOU ARE TROLLING US. OMG WE HAVE BEEN SO BLIND.

            APRIL FOOLS

          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            You figured it out.

          • YOU WIN TODAY, JJD!

            that was exhausting! damnit

          • Stanley

            I thought I was trolling JJD! Looks like it was a Mexican troll off.

          • Scrimm
          • Eddie Trunk Jr., Floor Tech

            I have a Akai Rhythm wolf drum and bass module for the beats and a computer to record it to.

          • Tyree
  • Shrimp in a Pizza Box

    Still waiting on a new The Electric Friends release, that is gonna totally rip, amirite guys?

    • KJM

      They’re gayer than Dirtfoot.

      • Dagon

        They sure love their body horror and homoeroticism.

        • The Beargod

          And that’s why I keep comin’ (huehue) back to them.

  • KJM

    Dagnabit, someone got to that Electric Wizard ticket on Craig’s List before me. : (

    • Edward/Breegrodamus

      Bummer ☹

      • KJM

        There’s another listed but I really don’t want to pay $60. I also refuse to get anything that isn’t a hard ticket.

        • Edward/Breegrodamus

          I got on the will call for APEX VI in June, as no tickets were available. I also got on the will call for Death Grips in June – I got tickets from the venue’s site (First Avenue, Minneapolis) and they’re a pretty respectable / respected venue.

          • KJM

            It’s the house that Prince built after all.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            I feel like Prince is a dude whose discography I should dive through sometime.

          • KJM

            He’s got some great stuff and is a legit musical genius, but I’m not a huge fan. I’d go with the pre-Purple Rain stuff.

  • Stockhausen

    This new Maeth jam is jimming my jom jams.

    • Edward/Breegrodamus

      This Tovarish track is pretty eerie and a little unsettling.

      • Stockhausen

        I’m about to jimma jam that one. And obviously Scab rules.

      • Scrimm

        I like the cover.

  • Matt Pike’s Sweaty Left Nipple

    “Greatest music in the universe ever”. –
    -Matt Pikes’s Sweaty Left Nipple, ca. April 1st, 2015.

    Put that sticker on your albums and they’re guaranteed to sell like hotcakes. Truth.
    Also, what exactly is a “hotcake”? Is it like a pancake? I love pancakes.
    It’s my birthday and I want pancakes, dammit!!

    • KJM

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Mine’s in 2 weeks. #StayAries

    • Stockhausen

      Were I nearer to your sweaty pointyness, you would have all the pancakes a nipple could want. Happy birthday.

  • Edward/Breegrodamus

    Sounds From The Sewer

    • Animality ✔ ✔ ✔

      • Edward/Breegrodamus

        Bomb huh? I guess that’s deathcore, well if it is, it’s the good kind like All Shall Perish’s The Price of Existence, which I always felt was more in the tech death realm anyways.

  • I don’t think I ever shared my old metalcore band with you guys. Forgot I put it up on bandcamp a while back. Go steal it if you want. That’s me on vocals.

    https://vengeanceismine1.bandcamp.com/releases

    • Guacamole Jim

      This is pretty damn good!

    • wholly cow! my cousin was in a band called Vengeance Is Mine years ago (http://www.bandmine.com/vimstl). of course that was St. Louis, not NJ.

      • Sir Tapir the Based

        I think my mom was in that band as well.

        • Your mom was in my band too.

          -Mr. Bojangles

          • Sir Tapir the Based

            I miss that fat cat.

          • KJM

            As do I.

          • The Ghost of Mr. Bojangles

            Some say he stalks this blog for human prey indiscriminately, wherever he can find it: in basements, outside half-open windows, along lonely streets late at night when only occasional headlights cut across the road. Only when you least expect it, you will feel his furry dick rub up against your back, and Mr. Bojangles, red eyes flaring, will be staring at you. And it will be the last image you’ll see before he shits on your face and lights your house on fire.

          • Donald Gibb’s sad career

            I lit a house on fire in a movie once….fuck I miss the 80’s

          • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

            Mr Bonjangles was a pussy, (cat).

      • I’m finding that a couple bands used the name. I couldn’t find any at the time we settled on it.

    • Shrimp ov Bad Opinions

      That name is so generic you guys had to put a 1 on the url, pretty good music though.

      • Yeah, some other band with generic ambitions beat us to it.

      • CT-12

        Someone’s in a good mood today haha

        • Shrimp ov Bad Opinions

          ? I just don’t have really high standards for music, I can listen to pretty much anything (except Whitechapel, fuck Whitechapel).

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            I heard one Whitechapel album I thought was pretty decent which at times reminded me a lot of a Slipknot album.

          • Shrimp ov Bad Opinions

            I couldn’t even get through an entire album, they were mediocrity itself, Pallbearer was less boring.

          • Dr. Dubz

            Pallbearer is sooooo boring.

          • I can tolerate them but have no desire to listen to an entire album.

          • Edward/Breegrodamus

            Fair enough, lol

          • CT-12

            I guess what I probably more so mean is that you are more outright with your criticism than I am.

          • Shrimp ov Bad Opinions

            I definitely think I am outright with my criticism. If I think something is bad, I will usually straight up say it’s bad, wich is probably why most people don’t like me.

    • CT-12

      Sounds fucking sick dude!

      • Thanks, my buddy was working as an engineer and was able to record us for free at a real nice studio.

    • YOUR NAME IS REALLY RON DUECE. WHOA

      • Sadly it’s not. My friends call me that since I have the same 1st name as my dad, so I just went with it.

        • Stockhausen

          YES IT IS, RON DEUCE.

      • huehuehue, very fitting for the site on which we are

  • this is all amazeballs!
    are any other people we know releasing an album this year?

    • The Beargod

      Probably.

      • Sir Tapir the Based

        I’m waiting for that NSBM from you.

        • The Beargod

          Finished new songs today, “Flush The Tapir” and “Theme For The Universal Overlord, Pekka J. Siitoin”

          • Sir Tapir the Based

            That first one is really giving me the triggers.

          • I went to the zoo last weekend and your lazy ass kin refused to leave their little tapir house and interact with the other animals.

          • Sir Tapir the Based

            I guess antisociality runs in the family.

          • KJM

            I’ll contribute a rhythm guitar track to that Tapir jam.

          • The Beargod

            You’re on. 😀

          • Sir Tapir the Based

            You guys won’t be so mean once you find out that I own your souls.

          • The Beargod

            I’m a god, I don’t have a soul.

          • Sir Tapir the Based

            You think you are a god, but you are nothing when compared to me. I am the light, the way and the truth.

          • The Beargod

            Flush the light, I revel in darkness.

          • Sir Tapir the Based

            I urinate there. You revel in Based Tapir pee.

          • The Beargod

            I enjoy a little golden shower every now and then.

          • BloodBux are the new souls

          • Sir Tapir the Based

            Do you play Bloodborne as well?

          • no, but that was a joke made by the IGN butthurt editor. i’m still working on dark souls 2 (just got it this year). but i hear it’s phenom

          • Sir Tapir the Based

            It be goody good.

    • CT-12

      I’m hoping by the summer to have a demo released. I fucked up my foot in early March and that sort of threw a wrench in my band activities. You’d hate the music though (we’re sludge, death/doom sounding)

    • Scrimm

      Me.

  • oh, and let’s not forget GL’s “Going down to the Turlet”!
    https://soundcloud.com/g-l-44/gl-going-down-to-the-turlet

    • J.R.

      Those fart sounds and the murder me. How could I have forgotten about this Masterpiece? Toilet Collective Master Pants Porcelain Power Album when?

      • It will be a Toilet Collective Master Pants Porcelain Power ACOUSTIC Album. I will have it out by at least 2018. Maybe even later.

        • J.R.

          Power in this case referring to the ferocity and slamtasticness the album will bring. Of course if you want it to be good you will make it a Power Metal album.

          HAIL! DEUS VULT!

  • J.R.

    KAMELOT dropped a lyric video for a song off their new album. Lots of sweet tunes going around today!

    Track is good! Very Kamelot. Soaring chorus, shredding solo, Tommy sounds amazing. I like this track better than anything I heard on Silverthorn.

    I’d link to the video proper but My mobile device won’t felt that happen so here Is the article on revolver!
    http://www.revolvermag.com/news/kamelot-premiere-new-song-veil-of-elysium.html

    • Shrimp ov Bad Opinions

      Yep, this is Kamelot all right. Hearing some Sonata Arctica in the chorus, wich is good. Haven’t listened to Kamelot in a long damn time, but I’m definitely liking this.

      • J.R.

        I was very pleased it doesn’t completely flush. I wish…something about the drum…I dunno. I think I’m used to stuff that isn’t so “produced”. But I’m a vocals guy and Tommy sounds a lot better here than in Silverthorn and that’s all I really care about.

  • J.R.

    Was not expecting Michael Savage to open that Tovarish track. Maesh doesn’t have enough drums. Scab makes me want to shower and Discordia will have to be enjoyed when I get home. Hail Toilet!

  • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

    Kudos to our talented brethren! All the way around! Nice job all!