Dave Grohl Performed at Dimebash and WON THE INTERNET

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This past weekend, Dave “TOTAL LEGEND” Grohl, the man behind luminary rock acts Probot, Them Crooked Vultures, and playing drums with a muppet, took the stage with some nameless chumps at Ride for Dime Dimebash 2016. Did he win the entire frickin’ internet? You bet your sweet ass he did! Click here to see his epic pwnage!

Last Friday, tons of famous metal musicians met on a stage at the Lucky Strike in Hollywood, California for this year’s Dimebash, an annual event that honors the late Dime “Dimebag” Darrell and benefits the Ronnie James Dio Stand Up and Shout Cancer Fund. Good cause? You bet! Cool musicians? If you only knew!

Man oh man, if I had any clue that legendary rockgod DAVE frickin’ GROHL was gonna be at Dimebash this year, you KNOW I would have been there to see that epicness! The man that epicly played drums for NIRVANA (basically The Beatles of rock n’ roll), showed off his range by playing guitar on several well-known songs with other, lesser musicians. If this doesn’t cement his legend as a TOTAL LEGEND and win him the internet, I don’t know what does!

Here he is honoring the legend of sadly departed rock legend Lemmy of Motorhead, by playing his most famous song with a guy that used to be in Slayer, the crabwalker from Metallica, and the gravel-voiced reptillian monster that has bodysnatched Phil Anselmo of Pantera. EPIC WIN!

“Walk” by Pantera is such a crushing song. It’s carried by a super simple progression that really highlighted how clever of a guitarist Dimebag Darrell could be. Know what would make that old junk even better? By adding three additional guitarists! Check out Dave “Hella Guitarist” Grohl completely owning the song with some goons from other bands. I think they’re called “Machine Head”, “Exodus”, and “two-thirds of the surviving members of Pantera”.

Kids these days don’t even know about classic rock. They’re all “Buh buh buh, I’m a baby and I love Justin GAYber”, am I right? Instead of listening to baby music which is for babies, they should all just listen to Pink FRICKIN’ Floyd, which is what I listen to because I am a sophisticated music listener. By far the most epic moment from this incredibly epic evening of Dave Grohl, watch below as Dave wins the internet for the epic damn win!

Amazing! I think we can all agree that Dave Grohl has not only won at the internet, but he has won at life too. \m/STAYMETAL\m/

  • Dubs

    Starting the week with a little Grohl? Excellent.

    http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/792/788/f49.gif

  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    I saw this over the weekend. Phil’s voice is fucking shot. Oh and hail Grohl.

    • RepostedAvengedSevenfoldFan2

      I don’t like his drumming style but i like his simple face.

      -Andria on March 2, 2012 at 7:17 PM

  • Rich chicken finger eating motherfuckers.

    • YourLogicIsFlushed

      Did everyone have that “rich kid” friend who only ate chicken fingers? It seems like such a weirdly specific group, but I know more than a few.

        • YourLogicIsFlushed

          Jesus, is he making fun of how much tickets to his own show cost? What a legend.

          • Dubs

            Rumor has it that he personally invited everyone in attendance to get Chick-Fil-A with him at some point this year.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            That’s so nice of him. I love Chick Fil A and everyone should try their chicken.

  • Roll Coal With Pro(bot) Grohl
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17bOAXnJIjg

  • Yes, they should just all listen to PINK FUCKING FLOYD.

    • flush

      • I would GLADLY trade every show I’ve ever seen for one 1970 Floyd show, and I wouldn’t lose a minute of sleep over that choice.

        • You wouldn’t lose any sleep over the choice because you would fall asleep because of your choice. lolhuehue

          /sorry

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            You got a problem with Pink Floyd?

          • I just do not see the appeal. I kinda feel like they are vastly overrated. Maybe I had to be there when the music was coming out to appreciate it. I don’t know…

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            I can totally see that. But a time thing, I don’t agree with.

          • I’ll take a simple yet tasteful riff from David Gilmour over all the wankety wank guitar players from the past 35 years or so.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Such an underrated guitar player. Such good finesse and phrasing.

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            Yes.

          • nbm02ss

            Gilmour’s tone alone >>>>>>>>>>>>

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            Yes..

          • IF THE RIFFS DON’T WANK, THEY ARE MUST BE DANK. THAT WHAT I HAVE ALWAYS SAID, SINCE THIS MORNING.

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            YES.

        • Bossicus thee Rossicus

          YES

      • Janitor Jim Duggan

        GL plz!

      • Bossicus thee Rossicus

        No

      • Sir Tapir The Based

        Fuck you GL

        • Bossicus thee Rossicus

          Though i may not have used such harsh language toward GL myself, my sentiments exactly.

        • HEY NOW, I STILL HAVE MY TEN POINTS. SO YEAH. EAT IT <3

          • Sir Tapir The Based

            YOU LOST 192 POINTS

    • Bossicus thee Rossicus

      Already do.

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      The brewery one sounds rad, and it’s a Saturday!

      EDIT: Nope! Four hour drive….

      • Killer! I might make the first date in Philly since it’s on a Friday night. I’ll be curious to see what other bands will be playing.

  • Yo, Tapir, you are 100% RIGHT about Blackstar, such a fucking AWESOME album.

    • LVL 10 BLACKBEARD

      SHHHH

    • Sir Tapir The Based

      The Tapir shoots, The Tapir scores.

  • RepostedAvengedSevenfoldFan2

    he is a very multitalented drum player, almost all the techniques he mastered.
    he can play well even while backing vocals.
    he is very feas feasible juxtaposed with other drum legends
    he is the most complete!

    -TheNorwegianEmo, May 11 2012

  • We hear all the time about how larger than life bands/artists talk about how there are no new “bands to carry to the torch of rock and roll, heavy metal, what ever”. The general saturation of new artists I think really hampers this. However, I feel like the entire internet/society/whatever has embraced Grohl as one of these artists. Even though, in my opinion, any one of his ventures doesn’t live up to the “Legendary” requirement. I kinda feel like people are substituting that instead with his cumulative efforts of all his work. Basically, a really famous guy who people prop up for no other reason than he is pretty well known and they do not have anyone else to talk about. I.e that next Legendary artist.

    This can be flipped for artist who have died. Since “heavy metal” is not all that old (let us not argue about this), there have not been a great deal of artist who have died. BUT when they do, there is this huge propping up of a dead artist. Remember how nuts it was when Ronnie James died? Legendary status. Dimebag? Legendary Status. Lemmy? Legendary Status. I mean all these guys are legendary in the sense that they are the first generation of person who have died that help found a genre (Dimebag is questionable, I know, stay on point). Basically what I am getting at is… I wonder what the next generation (i.e 30 to 40 years from now) will prop up as “Legendary”. Hmmm.

    I would like to read rebuttal comments.

    Also, flush Mondays.

    GL

    • Dubs

      The veneration of Grohl is totally deserved.

    • EsusMoose

      Heh heh re-butt

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      It always helps when you’re dead.

      • I.e Michael Jackson. That mother blew up!

        • YourLogicIsFlushed

          He was so underground before that.

          • welll I guess my comment was directed at his estate. He went from broke as fuck to legendary status, like a hoss!

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Being dead, can be the best career move ever.

          • Nirvana were already starting to lose steam before Cobain offed himself.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Hahaha. Everything dies eventually.

      • Chuck from death is a good example. Death became so much more popular when he died.

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          Yeah, it’s almost gotten to be too much. You nailed that one.

          • Death is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tho

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Death was still a good band. But this Cult of Chuck has got to go.

          • I think the man earned some respect. Though others laid the foundation, he truly spearheaded the birth of death metal, and he never stopped to rest on his laurels, always evolving creatively, with results that were great about 80% of the time. Dude was a real artist.

          • Dubs

            All cults of dead celebrities need to go.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            True.

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            All should join the Cult Of Abe Vigoda, the one celeb who will NEVER die!

        • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

          Pretty sure if he lived, people would be bitching at him to go back to Death and stop playing Control Denied. And he would’ve had to hear that in EVERY SINGLE interview he’d ever do.

    • I just don’t see anyone from today’s scene being worthy of that label at all. Perhaps I’m just too old to notice now. Oh well.

    • Stockhausen

      Music and art will die with Lars Ulrich. He is the only reason we have culture.

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        Such a killer drummer too.

      • Obit snippet: “…art collector, drummer extraordinaire, sexual icon, and master cinematographer Lar Ulrich died this morning…”

        • Stockhausen

          Hahahaha.

      • All thanks (and moneyz) goes to the Danish Prophet.

    • Imho rock has been dead since the early 2000’s. Grunge was its last relevant stage. Pop-punk and post-grunge are just flies picking at a corpse. Now, there’s still good and relevant bands around, but I doubt were going to see anything truly new and boundary pushing in the realm of loud guitar music.

    • Why are you thinking of this, GL?

      I think the answer is pretty obvious. That “legendary” status you adjudicate to Dio or Lemmy is more because their pioneering contributions to popular music and the culture behind it. Grohl is just a musician born in the sudden explosion of modern technologies of mass communication that was in the right place with Nirvana. He is godly now due to obnoxious hipster teenagers and “old-rockers” that start every conversation with “well, he is good, but he was clearly better on the 89s demos of Nirvana; and AC/DC is better”.

      In every culture there will be the need to acceptance and compromise when someone dies, even if it’s not close to said person. Is like when a familiar dies and you see everyone crying and when the dead was alive nobody talked to him.

    • I think people just hail Grohlgod as such a huge legend because of his personality. What he does is just ripe for passing around the ol’ series of tubes and generating likes. His musical contributions won’t be lauded about like the Lemmies and Dios.

    • Dave Vincent’s Perm

      TIM FROM PISSGRAVE IS A LEGENDARY ARTIST

  • D. Lee

    What’s this shit? There’s only one trve “Walk” and that’s off the GODDAMN CLASSIC 2011 FOO FIGHTERS ALBUM WASTING LIGHT #SDMF #GIFD BROTHER https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4PkcfQtibmU

    • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

      Upvote for chicken pants! Loved that episode of It’s Always Sunny.

  • Eliza

    Phil’s voice surely isn’t the same anymore.

    • LVL 10 BLACKBEARD

      Someone should come up with a fake phil anselmo account

      • Eliza

        That’d be pretty funny.

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      “voice”

      • Eliza

        Yeah, more like “shouting ability”

  • Interesting…

    It looks like 32 years after it was created, Prowling Death Records will be dropping a Hellhammer single. Apparently, the tracks are in the process of being mastered now, with a release later this year. No word, yet, on what other tracks will be included.

    If the single happens, it will be nothing new, and certainly not a studio recording of Hellhammer songs by Triptykon (I would consider this absolutely sacrilegious).

    It would be the single exactly as we intended it to be in early 1984, i.e., using two songs off the “Triumph Of Death” demo. It would follow the original notes outlining the release (which are in my archive) to the point.

    – Tom Gabriel Fischer

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      FUCK YES!

    • We are working intensely on the Blood Insanity 7″ single at the moment, strictly in accordance with the original concept as drafted in early 1984.

      We are currently engaged in various efforts to obtain source material of a slightly better quality than we had in our possession when we created the Demon Entrails retrospective. We would like the single to be as close to the original group of Warrior/Warrior/Day as is possible, 33 years after the recording sessions. A couple of notable and very generous collectors are helping us.

      I expect the mastering to be completed in a few weeks, and the single to be released in the course of the year.

      Tom Gabriel Fischer

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        I just hope this shit won’t be too limited.

  • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

    #”goldengodsesque”

  • I’ve seen Pantera and Super Joint Ritual and both times Phil’s whining completely destroyed any possible enjoyment I could’ve had.

    Besides, Pantera are sooo fucking overrated.

    • Janitor Jim Duggan

      I only like Cemetery Gates and their cover of Planet Caravan.

      • I only like ‘Walk’ and that’s just because of RVD.

        • Janitor Jim Duggan

          I must admit that is a good choice for RVD’s theme. If only they’d give Ambrose the song Lunatic Fringe by Red Rider.

    • YUP. Same thing happened at MDF with Down. Fucker would not shut the fuck up.

      • He actually complained about having to play a longer set because Deftones couldn’t make it(this was 1999 Sabbath tour).

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

          Saw that tour, and sadly had to sit through both the Deftones and Pantera.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Hahaha. This track is better than Pantera and the Deftones combined.

          • Oh fuck. Absolutely.

          • Scrimm

            What’s not better than the Deftones?

          • big time.

          • Stockhausen

            A fate I would wish on no one.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            I’ve sat through some shitty fucking bands, bro.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I’ve sat through Twisted Sister. They’re awful live.

          • Not in 1985 they weren’t!

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I saw them in 2012.

          • Hey now, we are not gonna take that! No, sir!

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            I’ve sat through Wolfsheim, quite possibly the most wooden band on the planet live. I wish I had a cattle prod so I could zap the singer’s feet and at least get him to move more than 1/1000 of an inch and at least open his eyes during the song.

    • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

      Saw Pantera once and Phil wouldn’t shut up and the mix sucked. Saw Superjoint once and they were meh and forgettable.

    • Eliza

      I don’t think Pantera is the greatest thing ever.

      • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

        Nobody should think that.

        • Eliza

          I don’t remember where I read/heard this, but someone said that Pantera were the band that kept metal alive in the 90’s or something like that. I mean, they’re not bad, but this is way too much.

          • No, wrong! It was Grohl who did that.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Yup, nailed it.

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            Tim from Pissgrave kept metal alive in the 90’s

          • Man, you really like Pissgrave don’t you?

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            Nah I can’t help that their 2014 demo is the apex of musical development and has cured at least 50 diseases.

          • Dubs

            He shoehorns them into every conversation. It’s actually pretty impressive to see.

          • Dave Vincent’s Perm

            They’re not even my favourite band.

          • LVL 10 BLACKBEARD
          • Eliza

            Fabulous.

          • and GLAMOROUS !

          • Eliza
          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            I’ve never agreed with that. Because you had a death metal explosion and the Norwegian scene (which was very tiny at one point, obviously).

          • From a mainstream perspective tho

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Yeah, so one of their albums made the billboard. So did Metallica. And fuck the mainstream anyway.

          • You’re an outlier, but you need big metal acts to get younger folks into the genre. Metallica and Pantera were, and continue to be a big deal for this reason. Not everyone was born with a Celtic Frost EP in their hands.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Yes, I understand that. Though, it’s not my fault I got into Celtic Frost at 17.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Pantera may have been big in the mainstream but Korn and other nu metal bands were too. I consider Korn a tiny bit better than Pantera because at least Jon can still sing and the band knows what they’re doing.

          • Wow.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Boom.

          • For the most part, I actually agree with JJD.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Yay!

          • Dubs

            Jon has never been able to sing.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            He’s better than Phil is currently.

          • Music taste is subjective and all, but I’m quitting the Internet because of this comment.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Hey, you had a good run, bro.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I’d rather see Korn than Pantera. Pantera is the FFDP of the 90s.

          • HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

            *cannot breath*

          • Shrimp in a Pizza Box

            Isn’t Korn the FFDP of the 00s?

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            No, FFDP is the FFDP of the 2000s.

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            You’re thinking of Limp Bizkit.

          • YourLogicIsFlushed

            Shots Fired

          • There is too much butt-hurt occurring for this early in the week!

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            It’s winter. All must die.

          • You want to see me get butthurt? Diss Pink Floyd.
            Oh wait, someone already did…

          • SNOOOZE.

            There! I did it again!!!!!

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            Y u do dis? Pink Floyd is the best.

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            Fight fight fight!

            http://i.imgur.com/elJlQzb.gif

          • Machine-gun-level Shots Fired.

            /totaldeath
            /nosurvivors

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts
          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            Wow. You’re on a fuckin’ roll.

          • THIS. ALL DAY LONG.

          • But Pantera could actually write riffs.

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts
          • Stockhausen

            You just murdered Joe.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            It’s all a matter of opinion. This is my opinion.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            While I do like them (and regularly still enjoy Vulgar, Driven and Trendkill), I don’t think Pantera is the be all end all metal band.
            But Korn turned to absolute atrocious shit after their debut album (which I think was pretty good as far as nu-metal goes).

          • Korn’s 2nd and 3rd albums had some decent songs on them. I’ve seen them twice, pretty good.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I enjoy all their albums except The Path Of Totality. That album is almost as bad as Illud Divinum Insanus.

          • Nah, I won’t even go that far.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I must admit they all have their moments. I just enjoy what I enjoy.

          • YourLogicIsFlushed

            The best thing that Korn will ever do is the Scooby Doo episode of SP. http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/d/d8/Korn_Lg.png/revision/latest?cb=20140123084427

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            I love that episode.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            I’ve seen them live myself once. They did put on a decent show. Friend of mine met Jonathan Davis as well at some stand where you could get an autograph from the Korn guys. Apparently he was a really nice guy. Never been much of a Korn fan myself though. I couldn’t make it through Life is Peachy and Follow the Leader was horrible in my opinion. But I’ll always back the first album. Aside from the angst-ridden nature I just happen to think that album is actually, you know, good.

          • Dubs
          • Dubs

            I’ve heard that argument about Pantera too. I think when people make that claim, they really only have the surface, mainstream level in mind. Obviously the underground was and continues to be active. There’s a weird dichotomy between people thinking metal is dying because there are less big mainstream acts selling out arenas despite the underground thriving. A bunch of us were actually making fun of an article that made this claim. I’m probably going to write a rebuttal to it at some point.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Precisely.

          • Eliza

            But Pantera were more famous, which equals better in the minds of some.

          • Stockhausen

            Gross. Metal did just fine in the 90s.

          • Janitor Jim Duggan

            It sure did.

          • AREN’T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE HOSPITAL????

          • Stockhausen

            Haha. We’re just playing the waiting game right now. How are you guys doing?

          • Ok, I guess. Anxiously waiting. Got a Drs appt tomorrow. Gonna see how much more dilated she is then. . . .

          • Agree 100%.

          • Eliza

            Personally, I think Down is better than Pantera.

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            The first Down album is damn good.

          • Eliza

            The second one is decent as well.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            All three Down albums are pretty good. It’s just that NOLA is unbeatable.

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            Over the Under is my favorite. I like the vibe and tone on that one, a lot.

          • Seconded. Down III is one of my all-time favorites.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbMnqWaXVFI

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            And you chose my favorite Down song ever.

          • bruh

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus
          • I thought he lost a arm during the first glance. Thought his left arm was a nub.

          • Bossicus thee Rossicus

            Haha! It is a rather odd angle. Though it expresses my sentiment perfectly.

        • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

          Only Bdub regulars and guys who jerk off to Brock Lesner matches think it’s the best thing ever created.

          • LVL 10 BLACKBEARD

            Brock Lesner is big as fuck

          • Dubs

            He’s more gorilla than man.

          • LVL 10 BLACKBEARD

            If youre a weightlifter, he is o be respected

          • Dubs

            I think non-lifters can respect him too.

          • He’s a great Pro Wrestler too.

          • But does he expands?

          • Dubs
          • You’re the best, Dubs. Godspeed to you and your lineage.

            Remember that.

            (indeed, print screen this comment, print it and frame it, it’s the first time I used the Goddspeed expression).

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            He is Lord Of The Meatheads.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            As someone who looks like a meathead himself (sorry, can’t help it, that’s just my look), I can attest that.

          • Not to be all Mr Rogers, but it’s what’s on the inside that counts.

          • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

            I just always felt that the buzzcut-, stubble-, track top- wearing look suited me best. And I’ve always been gym junkie (though not as fanatical as I used to be up until a few years ago). Like boxing and motorcycles. So I kinda look like a criminal meathead to a T.

            But on the other hand I have a wide range of taste in music (metal -of nearly any kind, a few subgenres excluded- of course, but also 70’s rock, blues, jazz, prog, southern rock, old school hip hop), like to read Cormac McCarthy books and love to overanalyze David Lynch movies.

          • I even like Pro Wrestling and I agree with you.

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            This concert could’ve used some Rob Van Dam walking out to ‘Walk’ like back in ECW, and giving the audience members Guillotine Leg Drops and Van Terminators.

    • Let’s not use this satire piece to say things that we’ll regret later.

    • Paddlin’ Rites ov Beargod

      Saw Phil’s “solo” act once. Not bad, not marvelous. Guess he was having one of his better days.

  • COAL ROLL

    HAIL LOMBARDO!

  • it’s all fvcking heresy

    Spending a little too much time on Ultimate Guitar huh?

  • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

    Wow, it took 4 guitarists to fuck up ‘Walk’, one of the most repetitive songs in metal history.

  • Guacamole Jim

    “Sing this motherfucker loud as a cocksucker; louder than cocksuckers can even imagine cocksucking.”

    Thanks, Phil. You do you.

  • I just find the idea that Pantera saved Metal in the 90s to be laughable at best. All of the Big 4 bands did just fine back then, even if their 90s music wasn’t the best.

    • more beer

      I have to agree 100%. What is even worse than that, were all the bro dudes who acted like Pantera invented metal. Metal was alive and well before they came and along and continued to be so after they were gone.

      • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

        Even B-byMetal is better than Pantera, and I say that with a straight face.

        • Good lord. This is the single most indefensible thing ever posted to this site.

          • Trust me, I would NEVER go there.

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            Dissing Pink Floyd and me saying that? I think we’re about even.

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            And I’m not even joking. 😀
            *sees your tiny handed shadow behind me Nosferatu style, about to strangle me*

        • CyberneticOrganism

          GET OUT

        • more beer

          Put down every mind altering substance within your reach. They have really fucked up your ability to think and hear at this point.

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            Right now, it’s been coffee and cigs, so I’m perfectly lucid, thanks. 😉

          • more beer

            That comment was far from lucid.

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            Could’ve been worse. I could’ve said Emmure or Attila instead, or “Pantera wishes they had half the talent that Steele Panther has”.

          • more beer

            I am by no means a huge Pantera fan. But that comment was so far off base it’s not even funny.

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            To each their own, everyone’s opinions, respect each other’s opinions, oil up and get in touch with our feelings, etc. etc.

            https://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-04/3/10/enhanced/webdr15/anigif_enhanced-22013-1428070572-6.gif

          • more beer

            What is this get in touch with our feelings shit? ‘m a guy I have 3. Happy, Sad, and Angry!

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            And high, and drunk. To me, those are emotions, damnit!

          • more beer

            No those are the cure to 2 out of 3 of those feelings.

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            Enjoying a nice hard mango ale. Figure I’d go fancy to balance out the Milwaukee’s Best Ice I got. Was about to get a clamato until I saw the Bud Light logo, which is an automatic “put that shit back on the shelf, lest any human ever has to drink that. Even if they live in Flint.”

          • more beer

            When I said you should drink better beer. Clamato wan’t even a thought. Just typing the name of that shit made me want to throw up. What you are drinking sounds like it should be bottled by Snapple. What you call fancy beer I just cal beer. My requirements are whatever style of beer it is. Is what it should taste like. Most importantly it should taste like beer. Also the higher the ABV the better but not mandatory. Finally, this equation since I now know the answer. The water in Flint + lead = King 810.

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            Keep in mind I’m not exactly in a place for fancy sips, unless you wanna micromanage your travel plans around the Draconian hours of the ABC store. Lol, I picture you raising your pinky and sniffing the rim every time you drink one of those actually fancy beers.

            Say what you will about King 810, but they’re probably doing more for Flint right now than Michael Moore’s lard ass doing press shots over there and going full Jesse Jackson. Which he’s doing right now.

          • more beer

            No I stick my middle finger out and tell the world to go fuck itself. When I drink these so called fancy beers. But right now I am smoking a fancy marijuana product Kandy Kush BHO. If by helping the people of Flint you mean. They all went to the reservoir with their Krazy straws and aren’t going to stop drinking until it’s empty. They are tough guys surely they could do that with no problem. But for real they better look out for their people in Flint. Because no one else has and they are pretty fucked. Virginia is a bad place to be an alcoholic.

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            Yep, at least give King 810 credit for bringing at least some attention to Flint’s problems before the water crisis. After the dog and pony show of Moore, Cher, and Budweiser sending in water, they’ll still be there talking about Flint’s litany of other problems. After the whole water crisis is over, Flint will quickly go back to be forgotten about.
            Actually, my alcoholism has gotten much better since moving to VA. At least I’m not drinking a fifth a day anymore. No better way to quit or at least cut down than having having to bust hump to get anything decent, and hardly any bars around that are dive bar worthy (which is my preference). Unless you feel like getting tossed up at a TGI Friday’s or Cheddar’s and staring at the TV, and whining about life’s problems to waitstaff. I haven’t been to a bar in over 2 years, BTW.

          • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

            I’d say give ‘Midwest Monsters 2’ a spin. I sat through Voivod for ya (which I wouldn’t do for much of anyone else)! It’s a playlist with the whole album, and less than an hour of your time.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_zYVxckKqI&list=PLX4fGxDZFVgUc39Cj9ZTkdtw1x4WjRN7C

    • Count_Breznak

      Those fucks damn near killed it, rather. They are the sole reason for an abomination like “Metalcore” to exist.
      Well, at least Damageplan got stopped early.

      • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts

        But then it morphed into Hellyeah, which is way, way way worse.

        • FrankWhiteKingOfNY

          Now this I can agree with. Hellyeah is pukeworthy.

          (But Pantera was a solid fucking band!)

        • Count_Breznak

          That’s the nasty thing with cancer: It metastasizes.

    • Ted Nü-Djent ™

      Except Anthrax

      • Sound Of White Noise did okay for them, just not as much as the others.

        • Ted Nü-Djent ™

          SOWN is my fave Anthrax album

  • Guppusmaximus
  • Steamy Squirt Of Tongue Farts
    • CyberneticOrganism

      Bad Vinnie. No Crown Royal for you today.

  • Waynecro

    I love Pantera.