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  • CyberneticOrganism


  • MoshOff

    @joethrashnkill:disqus I have an idea for a new album review format that I’d like to pitch, I’m making up a sample one right now.

    • MoshOff

      @joethrashnkill:disqus Here it is, the objective review. I made a thread about it in the forum:

      • Haha, this is awesome. Let me find a secure way to get you my contact details.

        • MoshOff

          Cool, whatever works.

        • KJM

          NEWS ITEM: Mastodon’s website got hacked bigtime

      • Lacertilian

        All albums should be reviewed this way.
        It’s fucking amazing and I can’t believe I don’t see it more often.

        • MoshOff

          Honestly I totally aped the idea from Sargeant D. And it’s A LOT of work and I’m too lazy to do it haha.

  • Pastor of Muppets

    Do you guys need web devs? Also hi

    • Howdy Pastor!

      Uh, maybe? I’m doing this all on my own and I am certainly not a dev – front or back end.

      • YourLogicSucks

        Love what you’re doing here Joe. I would love to help out with some styles if you need some advice. I am not a developer but I know my way around a CSS sheet. I attached an image where I made a few tweaks. If you like it, let me know and I’d be happy to help, free of charge of course.

        • Thanks dude! I’d love some help. I’m in the middle of a fire right now. Let me hit you up as soon as I get it taken care of.

          • YourLogicSucks

            Awesome, I would post a throwaway email on here but I would have to make one first… Do you have an email address for the site yet? Whatever is easiest for you, I’ll be happy to accommodate.

  • HessianHunter

    Uhhhhh, anyone still give a shit about me? Can I write a thing for this thing? like if your agree

    • Hey dude! I haven’t seen you over at MS in quite a while. I’d love to have you write for ToH. I’ll send you an email.

      • HessianHunter

        Great! I’ve been too busy playing music and doing dumb adult shit to visit metalsucks everyday like I used to. If you drop an email at, I’ll get it and we can talk about what I can do for y’all.

        • Keegan Lavern Still

          Total shot in the dark: you and your band didn’t happen to open for The Atlas Moth in the Twin Cities back in February, did you? And did/do one of you play the flute?

          • HessianHunter

            That was indeed my band, Maeth! And yeah, one of our guitarists is also a very talented flautist, who will often take solos in our songs. He wrote that cool article about classical music for my MS-takeover day.

      • Fred Wurst

        h-hey, c-could I maybe t-try my hand at writing… p-please respond

        • For sure homey. I’m sending you an email now.

          • Fred Wurst

            I deleted the email address on this account a couple years ago. Don’t know how I’m even able to use this diquss account, but yeah, hit me up at

    • Yes you can!
      I approve!

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Only if you make your avatar more brutal.

      Edit: I was wrong, it cannot possibly be more brutal.

    • dr.derelict

      your MS day was the best MS day.

    • yes pumpkin baby, we love you!

  • Max

    Joe, you’re probably busy and sick of being asked this; but how would I submit an article?

    I’ve got one almost finished – it’s a “personally, I like it when…”-type piece about dance music in relation to metal.

    I wouldn’t be offended AT ALL if you turned it down on the basis of too long / too self-indulgent / not the right style, etc.

    • Negrodamus

      Max did Joe ever get back to you on this?

      • Max

        Yes! He did; in the meantime I also reached out to Steve Smithwick, who kindly agreed to edit the article for me and who I got into ongoing correspondence with.

        So that was the status of it by the time Joe got in touch with me. I sent a first draft off to Steve, and then completed and sent a second draft to him based upon his suggestions. I haven’t heard from Steve since that time (about a week ago) so I’m not sure where he’s at with it; but as far as I know, everything’s safely in the pipeline.

        • Negrodamus

          Awesome, I asked cause I am looking forward to reading it and was trolling around the site lol

          • Max

            Cheers for the interest, dude! It’s REALLY long; like 5500 words! Maybe they’ll tell me to make it a two-parter or something.

  • Keegan Lavern Still

    If I may suggest an article that I coud write.
    In the past few years, there’ve been a few psychological/sociological scientific studies that have been published and caused a ruckus in the internet metal community because of the implications of negative stereotypes being perpetuated or have otherwised examined metal and its fans in some way. If it would be agreeable and/or of interest, I’d like to write examinations/critiques of those studies, offer commentary on what the results of them really mean and to potentially give the final word if people are getting their panties in a knot over nothing.
    This is something I’d really like to do, if nothing else than to enjoy at least ONE thing about my scientific education in psychology.

    • Yo dude, not sure how I missed this 9 days ago but I’m down to take a look at this. Just hit me up when you have a draft ready I can read through and we can go from there.

  • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

    I’ve got an article about underrated New Wave Of British Heavy Metal bands that I have almost finished. It’s about mostly unknown and underrated bands of the genre. How would I get it posted here?

  • Raynard Stevens

    Greetings T OV H,
    Just discovered you here. WE love what your doing in extreme Metal!!!!
    We are NH (U.S.A.) based extreme Horror Metal and seeking Reputable Zines to spread our latest release out for review purpose’s. We just came across your’s and we are well impressed with your coverage. it would be very suitable for our sound. We can send a streaming link of our 2014 ExaltedWoeRecords release. no need to upload, just click “play”.BIO & Pic’s included.
    We are strong promoters of all who take the time to support us. We will spread your link far and wide.
    Please let us know, and thanks for your time.

  • Siddharth Shiva

    Wow this site is awesome as fvck. It’s, unadulterated. Good shit man. I was wondering that since video games seem pretty big, and warrant a column on the site, are comicbooks big with metalheads too? It would be awesome if this site had a comicbook section because most comicbook sites have speculative crap.

  • I’ve sent an e-mail

  • Rod

    Hey jack, Rod from Phylogeny here, We just wanted to thank you for posting us in your blog, and for your words aswell. Thanks for spreading the word of ish’kar!

    • Hey Rod! I shared your message with Jack. Thanks for making the jams!

  • stig

    krigblast is from austin texas, not canada!!!!!

  • Ryan

    hey, you said really nice things about my band rubrics and we never got to play with you all in Greenville. Let’s hope that day comes. We’re in a new heavy band check it out and we’re moving to Salt Lake. So holler at us if you ever need a show out there. take care.
    – Ryan

  • Óðinn


  • Guppusmaximus

    Cringe combo factor 1000… Finish Him! m/ FATALITY m/