Check out Cards Against Brütälity

The hottest new party game from Toilet Ov Hell that totally exists and is very real and not fake.

Do your parties suck? Be honest: is this you?


What you need is a less boring life Cards Against Brütälity, the newest game from Toilet Ov Hell Industries (a division of FlushCo) that tests both your incisive wit and your knowledge of today’s metal scene and is totally unrelated to a similar-sounding card game we’re not legally allowed to mention so don’t even bring that up.

We talked to hundreds of musicians, industry insiders and big-name producers to create thousands of mildly amusing ass-blastingly uproarious question & answer combinations. Here’s some samples from when the TovH authors last got together (under the promise of free pizza rolls) and tried the game out for the first time in the real world because these are real cards and not mockups created in powerpoint.







If you’re interested in purchasing Cards Against Brütälity, head on over to our Kickstarter page for more details!

Got a suggestion for a question or answer card? Share in the comments below.


  • Abradolf Lincler

    but arent we for brutality

    • more beer

      Do I really need these? I know how to throw a good party!

      • Abradolf Lincler

        Too drunk to play

        • more beer

          Then the party was a success.

      • ME GORAK!!!™


        • more beer

          But this is marketed to those who throw boring parties. I throw good parties. So I am not in the targeted demographic.

          • ME GORAK!!!™


          • more beer

            Yes they do. I wasn’t saying I had an issue with Flushco products. I just don’t need a product to make my parties better.

    • Dave Vincent’s Perm
  • I know we said we would stop doing vomit gifs in the comments but “Ted Nugent slowly easing down on a cucumber” really makes it difficult to avoid.

    • tertius_decimus

      I could buy few kilograms of meat for that sum of money in Ukraine.

      [makes grumpy face]

      • I imagined too what I would make with that money in Venezuela. Like buying a house.

        [makes another grumpy face]

        • tertius_decimus

          What is the average cost of 2 room flat 50m² in Venezuela?

          • 50.000.000 Bolívares onward. It’s a pain in the ass to exchange that amount into dollars, but it’s a lot.

            Current minimum wage is 13.000 bolívares, and that means that a regular person can’t buy a 2 room flat 50m2 here.

          • tertius_decimus

            5 millon dollars? Yikes! This is what you have to lay on the table when buying some posh appartments with penthouse in the centre of Kyiv. Average cost of 2 room flat here is 40-60000$ and yet we’re inclined to think this is unbearable sum of money, having salaries roughly $300 avg. per month.

          • Yeah, is a pain. Working class here doesn’t have a future, to be honest.

            I can’t buy a car or a house, for example. And I’m a professional with a degree, doing 4th level studies and earning 2 salaries.

            But, at least I got health and work. These months we are having some bad times watching some familiars having a rough time with the food buying, we are helping my mother-in-law with food because she even have days in which she doesn’t eat because she does not have food.

          • tertius_decimus

            So you know the feeling when someone trashes money like they’re irrelevant. Artists, who insist on a view that money isn’t everything, are hypocrites.

            Before referendum in Netherlands this year, journalists were asking what Holland citizens think about Ukrainians. Many people answered that they don’t respect us, because we’re overly focused on money. Yes, for a schmuck that earns €4000 per month, money isn’t everything, sure. He already has plenty. Now, try to live a life of mere Ukrainian teacher, miner, worker and then talk, you, useless piece of shit!

            Things look different when you don’t live in poverty and starvation. I’ve experiencing what you’ve described recently myself.

          • Dagon

            THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU

          • tertius_decimus

            Thank you, Fish God! Sending to you good vibes back.

          • Fuck yes, tertius, you are damn right!

      • Abradolf Lincler

        you could buy a pound or two of meat with that in america, too

  • Waynecro

    If I had any friends, I would totally play this game with them.

  • Hans Müller

    Always be _______

  • No one wins, we all lose.

  • I have to say, the BRAIN DRILL one was my fav. For reasons that should not have to be explained.

    Fine work, Cybro. You are a wizard among a sea of endless dorks.


  • Abradolf Lincler
  • Maik Beninton™

    I endorse this concept.

  • TrickleDownOvTacoKvltRiff

    Cant get my mind off the greased up David Vincent image:

  • Black Card: “When Randall gets home from a long hard day of killing posers, he unwinds by ____, then _____”

  • “Available for the low low price of 10 installments of $49.99. Just flush the money down the toilet, it’ll get to us.”

  • Owlswald

    “Today, Mailmanbro delivered one of the most anticipated albums of the year to my door. Moonspell’s ___________”

  • Incontinent Gorilla Rodeo

    Steel Panther card drawn. Defeats all metalcore and deathcore cards.

  • This game is Radikult.

  • Dave Vincent’s Perm

    What’s in the back of Dave Vincent’s van?

    • CyberneticOrganism

      Seventy bottles of Just For Men.

      • Dave Vincent’s Perm

        Along with fifty of his Wavey Davey ™ brand wigs.

    • BobLoblaw

      A sea of piss jugs

  • Señor Jefe El Rosa

    But, but, but I like dungeon synth…

  • Kyle Reese

    My parties suck because my friends show up – but don’t clean up. Brutal.

    • Welcome to the Toilet, bud!


      • Kyle Reese

        Thanks, Mr. Lynch.

  • Dagon

    You guise are motherfucking geniuses