Adam Kalmbach once again welcomes us into the fractured landscape of his deranged mind.
There is a hell. It’s real. I’ve seen it. I’ve lived in it. I’ve spent countless hours wandering through its vast wastes, battling the foul and misshapen creatures that reside in its most malignant corners. Yes my friends, there is a hell and I have seen it. It’s on YouTube. It’s called the comments section.
I was six years old when I got my Nintendo 64. I had all the classic games: GoldenEye, Banjo-Kazooie, Star Fox, Donkey Kong 64, every single game with Mario or Bros in the title, and way too many more to list. You name it and I pretty much had it. That’s the console that got me hooked on gaming for the rest of my life, and I know I’m not the oldest gamer here on the Toilet. I’m sure many members of our community remember getting hooked on the SNES, the original NES, SEGA consoles, or even various arcade cabinets from the “Golden Age.” I’m not ignorant of history. I’ve done my research and even gone back and played many of those classic games. For me, however, it’s the Nintendo 64 that started my obsession with vidya. Slight problem: at six years old, I was pretty shitty at most of the games.
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