There’s a growing outrage over the phenomenon of “Fake News”. Fortunately, every news story you’re about to read is 100% true.
Carving your own path in this world is a made up fantasy constructed by idiots. Let’s meet the true heroes, the ones who, against all odds, surrender to a hivemind and show us that we all can fit into tidy little personality boxes.
Check out this exclusive and totally-not-made-up excerpt from the Slipknot frontman’s new book!
Vine, the 6-second long video app, is getting shut down. This is a shame for a number of reasons, not least of which, we will miss out on future installments of teenagers enjoying the one metal song they can recognize that was released this century: Disturbed’s “Down with the Sickness”. Join me as I get down with the sickness, 6 seconds at a time. Oh wah ah ah ah.
Welcome all to MonstarCity, where B-ball is that of the insane
All is slamfusion in MonstarCity
Ball to it, it knows your game
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