As you may have heard, Monday saw the release of yet another surprise EP from the space-themed atmospheric black metal band Mesarthim. I am back again to decipher the mysteries contained within.
This is not a recipe for brewing beer in your home toilet. Nor is it a celebration of the Budweiser line of products. No–this is an article about drinking beer while sitting on the toilet. Below, I present to you 7 Reasons to Drink a Beer on the Toilet. Most of you will see the immediate appeal in all seven items because you are fine, fun-loving people and you know what is best in life–which is already implicit in the fact that you are reading this blog. But if you should find yourself interpreting the list as “7 Reasons Why I Never Wanted to Drink Toilet Beer in the First Place” then you can arse right off! Continue Reading
Date: Thu, Apr 06, 2017 at 10:06 AM
Subject: SATANHATE: New Promo Material Available!!!
There is a hell. It’s real. I’ve seen it. I’ve lived in it. I’ve spent countless hours wandering through its vast wastes, battling the foul and misshapen creatures that reside in its most malignant corners. Yes my friends, there is a hell and I have seen it. It’s on YouTube. It’s called the comments section.