Carcass and Obituary Announce US Tour w/ Macabre, Exhumed, Noisem

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Okay pals, here’s a chance to check something big off your list. Assuming that you (1) haven’t yet seen Carcass and Obituary live, (2) live within reasonable distance of one of the following venues, and (3) aren’t a massive poseur nerd who doesn’t have seeing Carcass and Obituary live on their list, this here is your opportunity. Dust off the blood apron.

A “reasonable distance” to see the master butchers/death metal legends, by the way, should equate to “anywhere on planet Earth.” I don’t care where you live. Get there. Got a job with a conflicting schedule? Quit that shit.

Don’t really. Times are hard. But try your best! Dates below.

TOUR

  • Stockhausen

    Woo! OKC!!

    • FOILED BY OKLAHOMA!

      • Stockhausen

        EDIT: JUST FIGURED OUT I CAN’T GO!

        EDIT: THAT WAS A REPLY, NOT AN EDIT.

        • I just imagined your wife heard you yell “WOO” and preemptively said no.

          • W.

            Is he excited about something metal? Not happening. Spousal veto.

          • CÖÄL RÖLL FRÖM THE TÖILET BÖWL

            Rough. I was showing my wife the slam post the other day, and had her listen to some stuff, and she ACTUALLY suggested that I start one of those bands, where I was the VOX and just belched into the mic for vox…that made this cunting lifelovers heart turn from coal to rainbows and fucking moonbeams

          • Stockhausen

            Dude, your wife sounds awesome.

          • Stockhausen

            “Why you always listening to that screamo music? Why you never do dishes? Why you hair so gross?”

            This happens every night at my house.

  • These dates suck!

    • CÖÄL RÖLL FRÖM THE TÖILET BÖWL

      FLUSH em!

    • Scrimm

      I hate when dates go to Tuscon and not Phoenix.

    • Howard Dean

      Seriously. Not a single date in the northeast? Were they drunk and on drugs (provided by Allen West, former guitarist of Obituary) when they made up this tour?

      • Negrodamus

        That’s… awfully specific. Lol.

        • Christian Molenaar

          If I could, this is where I’d link to that other site, where you could find coverage of West calling the cops after someone reportedly broke into his house, which was a meth lab.

          • Negrodamus

            Serious? I’ll look into it.

          • Howard Dean

            NegroD:

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allen_West_(musician)

            Under “Personal Life.” It was a pretty big story in the metalsphere last year.

          • Jöhnny Crünch™

            I’m surprised you missed that one

      • crazytaco_12

        None in the northwest either; might as well rename this the “Coal Rollers United: Fuck the North” tour

    • Owlswald

      There has to be more dates announced soon. The bands are going to lose their asses on this tour.

    • Dental_Damnation

      Probably because Obituary is doin that DTA tour and Carcass just wrapped a NA tour prior to the summer festival season in Europe. So they’re just hitting filler dates for places they haven’t been to this year in the US.

    • Mr. Bojangles

      There’s literally no New England date. Wtf.

      -Mr. Bojangles

  • Negrodamus

    11/14 in Des Moines would be a hike, but not impossible…

  • Tyree

    Another killer tour that’s skip PA. Guess I’m traveling Ohio.

    • The Black Dahlia Burger

      It sucks, and even if tours do come to PA, 90% of the time it’s Philly.

      • Tyree

        Yup! Driving in and out of Philly is never fun either.

        • The Black Dahlia Burger

          Really hate Philly, but on the plus side, at least it’s always sunny there, so they have that going for them

  • LAWRENCE FUCKING KANSAS. I love you based Masterlord.

    • Stockhausen

      I was in Lawrence last month on tour, and we played to four people. Turns out there was a Cannibal Corpse show a block away, and for some reason no one chose us.

      • Next time you’re around here, let me know and I’ll be there for sure. I lived/went to college in Lawrence for 5ish years but now I live about 45 mins away in a suburb of KC.

        • Stockhausen

          It may be awhile before we get back to Kansas, we got burned there quite a few times. When we do, it’ll probably be Wichita or Lawrence. We’ve played in great venues in both places, but we dealt with some crappy people.

  • The “Fuck Major Markets” Tour

  • what’s up with that new Carcass logo?

    • Dental_Damnation

      Looks pretty fucky to me

      • You know what I think? New Logo almost always means new sound. Carcass next album is going to be symphonic tech death album.
        But seriously Carcass have a classic logo. They don’t need to tool around with it

        • Max

          My sentiments precisely. The classic Carcass logo is possibly my favourite metal logo. This variation makes it look like a cartoon.

          • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

            that’s one of the worst looking logos i have seen of any band. Ozzy changed his logo and that sucked too, i think he may have gone back to it now, haven’t bought his last few albums. I have gone to shows and bought shirts just as a reminder of the concert but the designs are so bad i end up hanging it up in the closet. Perhaps the artist was taking some artistic license as they some times do on these kid of posters, i hope so for those that want to buy shirts.

          • its like when Death Changed their logo. The original death logo was amazing. For whatever reason they cleaned it up. Not that logos make the band but still when you have a number of years with one logo that has become Iconic why change it.

  • Gorgasm

    Waaah!!! no dates for my current or future residence….On a not so bitch-ass-whiny note, that Pallbearer album’s pretty epic. Listening to the Pitchfork stream.

    • Negrodamus

      I am so jealous of you at this precise moment in time.

      • Gorgasm

        Unable to listen at work?
        I’ve got the office to myself, today.
        So it’s Pallbearer on full blast!

    • Gorgasm

      Also got my copy of Sleep’s “The Clarity” in the post, today….I’ve got some heavy Sleepin’ to do when i’m done at work.

    • Gorgasm

      I’m getting flashbacks to 40 Watt Sun.

      http://youtu.be/esAK9sKeArw

      • crazytaco_12

        I dig on some 40 Watt Sun, but good lord those lyrics are so fucking juvenile

  • Xan

    Awesome metal update: Pallbearer’s new album can now be streamed here: http://pitchfork.com/advance/510-foundations-of-burden/

  • Xan

    Fuck yes! I can finally see Carcass!

    • Tyree

      Hells yeah brotha, I’m excited for you!

  • Gorgasm

    I confused Noisem with Noisear….The former is from ABQ, NM. So in my confusion I was surprised a band from NM wasn’t playing in NM.

    Although, now, the confusion has passed.

    • Christian Molenaar

      I used to always confuse Noisem with Noism, but then I realized no one but me wants to talk about these guys:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQxXHaxf1k8

      • Stockhausen

        Interestingm. A bit of a tough pillm to swallowm for mostm peoplem, probablym.

  • Sight Vnseen

    Aw man. That lineup is killer. I’m guessing I’m the only one exited to see Macabre on this too.

    • Dahmer is one of the best Concept records ever!

      • Sight Vnseen

        Yes! Thank you. Gonna be doin’ the Dahmer in Cinci for sure.

    • Xan

      Shit, I didn’t even see that Macabre was on the list because I was fanboying over Carcass.

      • Sight Vnseen

        Yeah. I got to see that whole lineup last year. Seeing them all on the same night plus Macabre will be mind blowing.

    • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

      yea i remember the first time i heard dahmer , it was equal parts laughter at the re arrangement of classic ryhmes and awe over the music. I wish i still had my macabre nightstalker long sleeve. The only serial killer i have no time for is manson, that’s two fold, he is responsible for the brutal slaughter of the most beautiful blond angel sharon tate and her unborn child. That is enough there, but then marilyn manson adds fuel to my hatred, Dredging up memories of sharon when i see his perverse moniker, plus the fact he takes the name of the icon of beauty marilyn muroe in vain. In his name alone he is in fact showing his support for the deaths of 2 women.

      • Sight Vnseen

        Ha. That was my reaction too. Really jealous you had a shirt. Fuck manson too. Both of them.

  • Sponge Of Mystery

    no MN date :”(

  • Kevin Nash and Friends

    No New York dates, not one in the whole state.That’s a ripoff. Also, everyone should read this article. You will want what is in this article once you read it. This is my new favorite car brand.

    http://jalopnik.com/did-you-know-the-vector-w8s-interior-is-delightfully-nu-1585669823

    • Det. Flushin Bohl

      Disappointed with no NY date as well. I’m guessing it’s because they were here back in April, but I’m still not happy about it.

    • Stockhausen

      You guys know how us Oklahomans feel with every other tour that ever toured. I don’t even want to think about Montana.

  • Carcass, Obituary AND Exhumed? Shit sign me up! Noisem is good instrumentally but I’m not a fan of the vocals.

  • Randall Thor

    I HAVE TWO DATES THAT ARE CLOSE ENOUGH FOR ME TO GO!!!! But they’re both on week-nights 🙁

  • Mr. Bojangles

    I wish I had seen Carcass with TBDM a few months ago. Bleh.

    -Mr. Bojangles

    • Stockhausen

      Mmmmm, yes you do.

      • Mr. Bojangles
        • Stockhausen

          …are you watching me?

          • Mr. Bojangles

            Depends…do you want me to be?

            -Mr. Bojangles

          • Stockhausen

            The decision is yours. Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

          • Mr. Bojangles

            Ok, thanks Gandalf.

            -Mr. Bojangles

  • CONAN THE MOTHERFUCKING KING

    just thought i would give a random thought i had about the TOH.
    People always say there is no way people will every truly get along in this world, respect each other ideas, feelings, but it seems we have found that here on perhaps a site based on one of the most contentious subjects in the world next to politics and religion : MUSIC. It kind of gives one hope for the future, the toilet is kind of like a domed city of the future keeping out the negativity of other forces. This may sound overly maudlin but it’s how i feel.
    When i venture out to the wretched wasteland that failure of blogs has become it makes me appreciate the safety of the toilet. Some part of my mean spiritedness must still be unleashed so i must return there. To think we all had something to do with ripping away from a major site like MS and creating out own community is something to be proud of. Of course Joe is the architect, the mastermind, but all of us contributed in our own way.
    End of sermon from the priests of CROM.

    • Beunhaas

      That’s really inspiring.

    • Gorgasm

      Hail Crom!

      Well said.

    • CÖÄL RÖLL FRÖM THE TÖILET BÖWL

      We’ve learned the Riddle of Steel

    • well said

    • Max

      I’ll forever remember 2014 as the year we all got acquainted in a public toilet.

      • Jöhnny Crünch™

        Just like George Michael

    • TrickleDownTacoRiff

      thats beautiful man..

  • okay, who am i going to get to meet on 11/2 at Sauget, IL???

  • Cock of Steele

    Damn, Tucson’s becoming more and more popular with touring bands. ROADTRIP.

  • CÖÄL RÖLL FRÖM THE TÖILET BÖWL

    man, there is nothing even remotely close to New England on here. No Worcester Palladium, no upstate NY, nothing. WTF.

  • Louis

    Sweet San Diego date

  • I’m going to have to make the trek to Asheville. Carcass is one of the bands that got me into metal and I’ve still never seen them. cant wait

  • …and it’s about motherhumping time Carcass made their way to Wisconsin instead of just through it to Minneapolis and Chicago.

  • Anthrallica

    FUCK YEAH, they’re coming to Tucson! Suck a dick Tempe, whos the bitch now?