BONUS Toilet Radio: Talkin’ #Pizzagate with AXESLASHER

On this very special BONUS episode of Toilet Radio, Joe gets to the bottom of everyone’s favorite new conspiracy theory, #pizzagate. Join for a great interview with Axeslasher, a California-based death metal band that somehow got implicated in all of the nonsense about pizza restaurants and child sex rings. Do your best unhinged Alex Jones impression as we dive into John Podesta, death metal, and Pizzagate!

If you would like to do something that would actually help abused kids, rather than bringing a gun to a pizza restaurant and scaring the bejeezus out of everyone, consider giving a few bucks to RAINN or Safe Place.

Music featured on this program:
Axeslasher – “In the Woods There is No Law” (Facebook)(Bandcamp)
Crypticus – “Rogues in the Haunt of Horrors” from The Barrens (Facebook)(Bandcamp)

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Published on: December 27, 2016

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  • IronLawnmower

    Pizza and child sex rings? SIGN ME UP

    • I think you’re too old for them.

      • IronLawnmower

        I’m a child at heart

  • Howard Dean

    I just listened to the first 10 minutes of this and I’ve got to say: I have absolutely no idea what is going on. People are strange and I apparently don’t have the energy or attention span to keep up with any of it. I should’ve been born in 1918 and probably should’ve died fighting the Japanese in the Pacific Theater or something.

    On an unrelated note: I’m having some excellent gourmet corned beef hash for lunch today.

    That’s about it.

  • KyleJMcBride

    Podesta’s IT people told him it was ok to click on random bullshit links??!!! GAHHHHH!!!!

  • KyleJMcBride

    Speaking of 1980s “Satanic Panic”, here’s a fun KJM fact. I once had to testify under oath that I was not a devil worshiper because I was accused of a crime that never took place. This is just one of many life events that has contributed to my enviable state of mental health.

    • Howard Dean
    • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

      I feel ya, bro. About 13 years ago, some girl in my hometown got murdered by this weirdo that did tattoos and had a store that sold metal and occult paraphernalia. So one time I had to go to the store that was around the corner, and I am walking down the street with combat boots and a Satyricon shirt, when these two cops stop me and start asking me if I was implicated with this fucking weirdo. I had to empty my pockets, show them everything I was carrying with me (just my house keys and wallet) and show them my school ID so they could see I was just a high school student. After that happened, I bitched about it on a local internet forum, and I was told that cops were stopping and questioning everybody who looked “metal”, and the same thing had happened to many others

      • Howard Dean

        I would’ve stopped and harassed you, too… for wearing that Satyricon shirt YEARS after they released Rebel Extravaganza AND Volcano!

        • ≠ Voidscape Tyree ≠
        • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

          I love Volcano 🙁

          • Howard Dean

            I’m pretty much a purest/elitist when it comes to Satyricon. Dark Medieval Times/Shadowthrone/Nemesis Divina or GTFO. But I honestly know a few people who like their mid- and late-era stuff.

          • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

            I love their black n’ roll albums. I think the only Satyricon album I dislike is Rebel Extravaganza

          • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

            Post Nemesis is just boring.

          • GoatForest

            I am mostly with you, but there are a few good tracks scattered about there post ND albums.

        • King Shit of Fuck Mountain
          • KyleJMcBride

            Elbow drop that shit!

      • KyleJMcBride

        In my case, there was no crime. This only happened because certain people wanted to fuck with my life. Nothing more, nothing less.

        • TheGranulatingDarkSatanicMilfs

          That’s fucked up, dude. And one would think the authorities would be competent enough to figure out there is no crime before dragging you to court.

          • KyleJMcBride

            This was all pre-trial hearings, still ended up wasting almost 2 years of my life.

      • more beer

        An very sweet old lady in my neighborhood got murdered when I was 17. I knew her since she lived next door to one of my good friends. Somehow the cops decided I was a suspect. 2 car loads full of them rolled up on me with guns drawn and hemmed me up. Then brought me in. They questioned me for like 8 hours. I had to take a polygraph test. Which of course I passed. Since I didn’t murder her. But it was a horrible crime in which she was beaten to death. In a very brutal way. It took the cops more than a year to catch the guy who did it. The guy who killed her. was some guy who moved into the neighborhood a few months before she was killed. Myself nor any of my friends even knew this guy. What a piece of shit this guy was. The really scary thing is. That scumbag has probably been paroled by now.

      • GoatForest

        I never had anything that extreme happen to me, but when I was 17, some cops harrassed me about some grave desecrations and animal mutilations that had occured around the area.

    • Dumpster Lung

      That’s super shitty, but silver lining, you seem like you’ve got a ton of stories that are pretty interesting now, at least in retrospect.

      I will cherish that one from a month or two back about Seth Putnam calling you after that Cold Lake-era Celtic Frost concert lol.

      • KyleJMcBride

        He sang “Into The Crypts Of Rays” lounge lizard style.

        • Dumpster Lung

          Haha oh man, even better.

          Sorry about the satanic panic thing, though. That does suck, but sounds funny now, because it’s just such an absurd thing. It sounds like something that would’ve taken place decades before whenever it actually did (I imagine this was during the 80s?). It’s insane to imagine that people could be that stupid even that late.

          Hell, people have not gotten any better. This year and pizzagate are proof that people will always be goddamn morons.

    • Óðinn
    • GoatForest

      Well, shit.

      • KyleJMcBride

        Indeed.

    • Óðinn

      Fuck! The American right wing is retarded.

      • KyleJMcBride

        True, but this was just about someone(s) with a personal vendetta.

  • KyleJMcBride

    Ooh, Dr Girlfriend! Venture Bros ref FTW.

  • KyleJMcBride

    Axeslasher should be able to take some kind of legal action against these assclowns.

    • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

      I know I would if I was them.

    • EsusMoose

      “I’m gonna sue the internet!”

  • KyleJMcBride

    Grade and high schools need to add “critical thinking” classes to their curriculum.

  • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

    I’m amazed that people believe in this Pizzagate thing. Also why do they add gate to the end of every political scandal? What happens when a political scandal happens involving a gate? Do they call it GateGate?

    • EsusMoose

      Cause of the Watergate scandal with Nixon and then coupled with spygate and deflategate from football made it the easy way to signify a controversy with a conspiracy at the center. And honestly they probably would, just wait till Bill Gates gets implicated in pizzagate

    • Howard Dean
      • EsusMoose

        Man I did not know people used this as much as they have, I learned something

        • KyleJMcBride

          Pretty much every scandal since the mid 1970s has had “Gate” attached to it’s description.

          • EsusMoose

            Kudos America, running things into the ground even back in the 1970s

          • KyleJMcBride

            The really sad thing is, the Watergate era was the last time The US Gov’t had to deal with an adversarial press.

          • Eliza

            That’s an useful clarification. “Gate” being used to reference a scandal or conspiracy always confused me.

          • KyleJMcBride

            The first paragraph pretty much explains it all.
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watergate_scandal

    • KyleJMcBride
    • Moar like gayte, amirite

    • JWG79

      One of two recent Gategates that actually did involve a gate is listed right there in that Wikipedia link by Mr. Dean. It’s just not American so you’d probably have missed it.

      UK political row, when Andrew Mitchell MP allegedly called a policeman a “pleb”, after he was asked to use another gate to leave Downing Street on his bicycle. Mitchell denied using the word pleb; however, he resigned amid the media furore over the alleged comments. Reports later emerged which called the legitimacy of the officers’ claims into question and a PC was eventually jailed for his involvement in the incident. This “-gate” scandal is noteworthy for actually involving a gate.

      The other one, also (sort of) involving gates (though virtual ones), is explained here:

      http://pastebin.com/LMzCCTcs

      PS: several of the Canadian “-gate” examples in that Wikipedia list, especially “Shawinigate” and “Robogate”, are just fun to say – which is probably why they had any media traction at all.

  • more beer

    Axeslasher are a Denver band.

  • Eliza

    Now that I know pizzagate is a thing, I feel even more disappointed with humanity.

    • axeslasher

      You and me both

      • KyleJMcBride

        Until 2016 I didn’t think it was possible for me to have a bleaker view of humanity(present company excluded of course).

  • KyleJMcBride

    The difference between getting legit involved in the fight against child abuse and doing crazy Pizzagate shit is that doing legit good doesn’t give you the chance to strike back against TEH EVIL HITLERY KLINTOOOON!!!

    • Óðinn

      Also, there was a computer server in her house.

      • KyleJMcBride

        EMAILZZZZZZ

        • Óðinn

          Yup. She sent emails.

    • Kevin Nash’s Jackknife

      Her name is Shitlary Cunton.

      • Pierre Generic

        Killary.

  • I love these shows! Joe, 365, RT… I think you’ve found your trve calling(s).

  • ≠ Voidscape Tyree ≠
  • J.R.™

    /pol/ is always right, and the sooner you realize that the sooner you too can help dismantle the pedophillic government order. Also yeah pizzagate is stupid. Only thing I ever saw that was a little convincing was a police sketch of some child abductors that looked like the Podestas. But other than that: Garbo

    • I figure it’s some guy’s name. Some guy named Garbo

      • KyleJMcBride

        HE’LL TELL US WHAT TO DO

  • Black Unbeard

    id be really surprised if there ARENT a bunch of pedos in the government.

    • Sad fact is that there are pedos EVERYWHERE. Very rarely do they organize.

      • Black Unbeard

        SHOW ME THE TUNNELS, LIBTARD PERVERT

      • Oh dude you gotta listen to sword and scale episode 20 I think it was, about this organized child porn ring that involved like teachers and shit, really fucking dark and complete with chat logs.

      • KyleJMcBride

        I honestly do think many of them like to play act and have their little “Eyes Wide Shut” style private parties. After all, rich and powerful people get bored easily. However, I don’t think there’s any kind of sinister, illegal aspect(i.e. unwilling parties) involved with it.

      • more beer

        Google NAMBLA. They are organized perverts.

    • The Mighty Thorange

      I don’t know what it’s like where you’re from, but in the U.K, it has recently been claimed that a number of politicians, mainly in the Conservative Party, were involved in paedophile rings during the 70’s and 80’s and people were afraid to say anything until now. It’s all being swept under the rug as the Conservatives currently have a majority of seats in parliament and the files on this were “mysteriously lost”. There has even been talk of political cover ups that police were also involved in. Pretty fucking disgusting but unfortunately not surprising at all.

  • 1/3 into it and I love this Axeslasher dude. He is lively and well-spoken. Amazing conversation.

    • axeslasher

      Thanks man! Joe hit on a bunch of stuff I had been thinking quite hard about. Could be a total disaster next time. Cheers and thanks for listening

  • MAN this was great, love y’all

    • axeslasher

      Thanks for listening!

  • Ahh Peter Scully, one of my personal favorites just behind David Parker Ray. I’ve seen his “supposed” shit on Tor long ago and it’s absolutely fucking putrid and stuff that nobody should look into, ever. Anyway I’m pretty sure he’s still on trial and they’re looking to reinstate the death penalty (and in the Philippines they do that shit by hanging – raw fuckin dog). DPR died of a heart attack while awaiting trial but is believed to have been responsible for lots of murders (I HIGHLY recommend reading his tape transcript [just Google David Parker Ray transcript] it’s the most brutal shit I’ve ever heard in my entire life) and one of the FBI agents working the case literally KILLED herself after seeing the shit this dude kept in his torture shed.

    Going back to sleep, have a great day!

    • …fuck.

        • Howard Dean

          The Toy Box Killer… the band Necrotic Disgorgement used a sample of his taped torture initiation recording on their intro track from their 2013 album:

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KzNXgVGAkU

          • Oh nice! I have never heard this. I lifted a bit of his transcript for a song we did called “Lust Chamber” but the actual recording is scary as FUCK.
            https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=iOcA8vk6jVQ

          • Omg I need to know how they got their hands on the real tapes, I’ve heard fake ones over the years but his actual voice is so fucked.

          • Howard Dean

            I’m not 100% certain if that is his real voice or not. If it isn’t, they did a pretty good job of making it sound creepy.

          • I’m almost certain it’s him. Some murder show like Dateline or one of those had a GREAT episode about him and they play very tiny snippets of it. There’s almost no photos of much of the “toy box”, the FBI folks working the case all said it was the most disgusting and vile shit they’d ever seen and locked that stuff up tight.

    • Howard Dean

      Also: it’s kind of crazy that in a country (the Philippines) where the police are actively killing off drug dealers/drug addicts by the thousands that they haven’t already put down a piece of shit like this.

      • I wholeheartedly agree but every country has some weird-ass laws. Also, the amount of money brought to countries like that and Thailand from wealthy white dudes (to have sex with kids) is ASTOUNDING. Sex trade is the 3rd largest industry globally, following firearms and narcotics, which is insane to even think about considering it’s actual fucking human beings. We all deserve to die off and just let things be taken over by dogs.

        • Depechemodeisgangsta

          I think we all know that Cats will take over at the end.

          • JWG79

            One has to kind of be awake more than a few hours a day in order to maintain that Rule, though.

            Otherwise I could totally see Cats as the oppressive overlord class, dogs as their obedient middle-man, and mice as the screwed-over worker class.

            I may just be channeling ‘Mouseland’ with added Dogs, though:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqgOvzUeiAA

          • KyleJMcBride

            On this subject(sort of), I was upset to learn that Richard Adams(Watership Down) passed away over the weekend. He was quite old so I don’t consider it part of the 2016 celebrity death march.

          • Black Unbeard

            Ratatouilli
            Never Forget

        • KyleJMcBride

          Any of the more advanced mammal species are more worthy to control this planet than we are.

      • KyleJMcBride

        As I posted above, an old friend spent time there and they display hanged corpses with signs that say shit like “death to drug dealers”, and my friend was actually crazy enough to get high while he was there.

    • KyleJMcBride

      And they don’t just hang people, they display the corpses as warnings. An old friend spent a few weeks in the Philippines, crazy shit.

      • more beer

        The cartels do that in Mexico.

        • KyleJMcBride

          Many of those cartels have actual devil worshipers in their ranks.

          • more beer

            But that is just another stupid religion. Just like all of the rest of them.

    • axeslasher

      Good recommendation. I’m gonna do this.

  • JWG79

    I’m quite intrigued by the implied Monkey-Cthulhu alien evolutionary spectrum.

    • axeslasher

      Incredibly well put!

  • Dumpster Lung

    Wow, I never heard of “pizzagate” until now. That is so fucking weird.

    On the plus side, Axeslasher are not only badass metal, but I really enjoyed the conversation. Dude was super cool, and loved hearing him talk about art and all the different possibliities for what that statue may or may not represent was really cool.

    And he was involved in SomethingAwful, too! That’s great!

    More bonus episodes!

    • axeslasher

      Thanks for listening! I love art. Could talk about it for hours.

  • KyleJMcBride

    It’s official. This is easily the worst festival taking place next year.
    When your big money band is Crazy Town, you know you’re screwed.
    http://www.theprp.com/2016/12/27/news/art-anarchy-crazy-town-trapt-etc-set-rock-spring-festival/

    • KyleJMcBride

      I don’t care what culturally deprived shithole anybody lives in, they can’t be that hard up for entertainment.

      • more beer

        Well there are people with really bad taste.

        • KyleJMcBride

          I’ve reminded myself that juggalos exist. Point taken.

    • more beer

      Off topic there. But I just read Carrie Fisher has died.

      • KyleJMcBride

        Only 60 years old.

        • more beer

          Yea too young. This has been a brutal year for people dying. To say the least.

    • Black Unbeard
  • axeslasher

    Thanks for having me. It was a blast. thanks to all that listened!

    • KyleJMcBride

      You should definitely be a recurring guest.

  • KyleJMcBride

    Who wants to go there with me? WOOO!!
    (note: some tasty guitar work in this one)
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULKmb3_P_N8

  • Pierre Generic

    This sound like the kind of shit some of the trolls in the MS comment section would buy into.Metal Sucks turned into Stormfront so gradually I barely even noticed it.